TOXIN MEDIA ! ! ! !

Peter Parker Dies in Amazing Spider-Man #700

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 16:41:00 +0000

Peter Parker
1962-2012

It's official. The Amazing Spider-Man has been killed at the hands of his long time nemesis Doctor Octopus. However, this is not the end for the web slinger. The 700th issue will be the gateway to a new Spider-Man, the Superior Spider-Man.

Twinkies selling on eBay at a premium

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 04:27:00 +0000

Twinkies are selling like premium hot cakes on eBay.com. A single box of 10 twinkles are selling for an average of over $20. Other specially packaged Twinkies are selling at higher prices.

Top Quote of 2011

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:03:00 +0000

Yale conducted its top memorable quotes of 2011. On top is the slogan by the folks at OWS.
"We are the 99 percent."

I think different.
The top should be Charlie Sheen's: "I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning."

The Best Office Emails: The Man Rules

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:23:00 +0000

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.We always hear ' the rules 'From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Footballor Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

2011 Movies: From A to Z

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:44:00 +0000

Al-Qaeda Should Pay $9.4 Billion for 9/11, U.S. Magistrate Says

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 16:40:00 +0000

From Bloomberg News:

Oct. 15 (Bloomberg) -- A U.S. judge will decide whether to award Chubb Corp. and four other insurers $9.4 billion in damages in their suit against al-Qaeda over the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Frank Maas in Manhattan said yesterday that the insurers, which sued for money they paid to policyholders to cover business and property losses, should recover triple damages under the U.S. Anti-Terrorism Act.

The insurers won a default judgment in 2006 against al- Qaeda, the radical Muslim terrorist organization behind the attacks, after the group didn’t contest the suit.

Maas gave the parties 10 days to file any objections to his report and recommendations to U.S. District Judge George Daniels. Daniels, who is presiding over the case, will then decide whether to award the money.

The case is Federal Insurance Co. v. Al Qaida, 03-CV-6978, U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York (Manhattan).

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 04:23:00 +0000

You are one of a kind.
RIP

Don Cheadle's Oscar Worthy Performance

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 18:46:00 +0000

Don Cheadle is Captain Planet from Don Cheadle

Dumb Robotic Conversation

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 22:06:00 +0000

Final Verdict: An Epic FAILURE by Cornell.

Dumb Investors

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:30:00 +0000

“One of the most perverse things I’ve seen in 25 years of doing this is that S&P downgrades the United States government, and investors’ reaction is to run towards the securities that they downgrade, selling businesses without asking at what price,” Kevin Rendino, a money manager at BlackRock Inc.,

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-25/s-p-prompts-1t-stock-loss-with-u-s-rating.html

iPhone 5 is Finally Here

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 02:43:00 +0000

The newest iPhone has finally arrived...

.........in China.

Bin Laden is Dead

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Mon, 02 May 2011 03:37:00 +0000

Bin Laden is Dead:
Looks like he died from hunger and an eye infection.

Babes and Normal Guys

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 18:02:00 +0000

The babe magnet! Girls pull prank on normal guys in the park.

The Real 'UP' House Heading for Paradise Falls

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:14:00 +0000

Engineers were able to recreate a real house resembling of that in Disney's Movie, 'Up.'

A cute cat.... or, Pikachu?

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 23:46:00 +0000

Can a cat be spray-painted in Pikachu color? Maybe a photoshop work of art, or an animal torturer, but it's all too f**ing funny. And oh, where's Ash ? Is he taking the picture?

Also, when it's all said, this is Proof that Pikachu is NOT a Rat.

Yoda voice on GPS

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 05:09:00 +0000

Yoda does his thing for TomTom...

Goat Rams Horn Into Rep. Anthony Weiner's Hand - 1010WINS.com

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:14:00 +0000

Click on the link here to read about it:

Goat Rams Horn Into Rep. Anthony Weiner's Hand - 1010WINS.com

Stooopid congrssmans

Help! I can't get rid of Pacman

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:03:00 +0000

Stupid old lady calls tech support to help in getting rig of Pacman on google. LOL

Hurry and Clean Your Dirty Balls

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 03:43:00 +0000

Don't Park In NYC If You Can't Park

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:54:00 +0000

From the People of New York City. Don't park in NYC if you cant park.
So if you drive a BMW, make sure you learn how to drive it first.

And if you got an old car, make sure the alarm doesn't wake up the neighbors.

Don't fucking park too close or you'll be cursed out.

and be call in variety of names.

short, simple and sweet....you can be the ass bag... hahaha...

Politics for Dummies.

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:43:00 +0000

DEMOCRAT	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
SOCIALIST	You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST	You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION	You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION	You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION	You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION	You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION	You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION	You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other times she's Flemish.. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION	You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION	You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegal.

Candy from Strangers

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:24:00 +0000

Remember when your mother told you to...
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NEVER take candy from a stranger.......
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Well, she was talking about this guy !!!!!!

How to Piss off a News Reporter

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:09:00 +0000

Here's a jerk who's trying to piss off a reporter. One dumb idiot, but funny as hell.

Swine Flu Meets Mad Cow

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:04:00 +0000

Building Flips during Demolition

noreply@blogger.com (BigDaddy) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:03:00 +0000

Instead of collapsing, a building flips over and nearly hit another bulding during a routine demolition in Turkey!