tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79335501112980237082024-11-05T18:54:41.061-08:00tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-29343243657488192982015-03-18T10:20:00.002-07:002015-03-18T10:20:50.286-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: medium;"><b>Recent trip that I just had... </b></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: medium;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><b>Pagudpud.. The white sand of the north..</b></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: medium;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <br /> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI_C2FqHVdn9UOyWqFim5etWZ4UQLar54AYARq-pxppMqAYo5Jlc-5JeU4XpO7mg6KS2l2-_m1fEJEHkBLc254QqAsh1Yb6ASAexvUG_3EObdgs0DmU5E9THBCe5QYsDdXwRZRJJNytW8/s1600/1794509_10200774812891827_1328474653_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI_C2FqHVdn9UOyWqFim5etWZ4UQLar54AYARq-pxppMqAYo5Jlc-5JeU4XpO7mg6KS2l2-_m1fEJEHkBLc254QqAsh1Yb6ASAexvUG_3EObdgs0DmU5E9THBCe5QYsDdXwRZRJJNytW8/s1600/1794509_10200774812891827_1328474653_n.jpg" height="480" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Entering the vicinity of Pagudpud...</td></tr> </tbody></table> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-35059205630863604962011-04-05T05:30:00.000-07:002011-04-05T05:32:37.122-07:00<div style="line-height: 22px;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Girl: alam m para kng bisyo.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boy:(kilig) dhl nd m aq maiwasan?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Girl: nd n0h.! Dhl cnisira m buhay q.!!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bkit d mu</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">subukang</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ipa-bloOd test</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ako</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ng mlaman</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">mOng..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ikw ang</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Type kO..hahaha</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=======</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro ba ?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TATAY: (tulala)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">,mas dumugo il0ng..hahaha</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">======</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">My 2 sister n hnahbol ng rapis until umbot cla s isng kanto...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sr1:sister dun k s kaliwa ako nlng papahabol!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Nkatakas c sr2..after 1 hour.. S simbhan..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sr2: sister! Bkt wla kang palda!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sr1: sinadya kong mgphbol sister!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sr2:ano?! Bkt? Sn n ung rapis? Anu ginwa nyo?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sr1: xempre tinanggal ko palda ko!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sr2: ha?! O tapos?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sr1: xempre binba nya pantalon nya!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sr2: nku po diyos ko! O tapos sister??</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sr1: xempre tumakbo n ako d2, masmabilis tumakbo ang babaeng wlang palda kesa s lalaking nakbba ang pantalon!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Haha! Kala mu green noh?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=======</span></div><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">gwapo ngtxt: labs, paload nman P100.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">bakla: ok!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">(ngmmadling mghanap ng loading area)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">bakla: narceive mo na labs?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">gwapo: HU U?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">======</span></div><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"PLANTS VS. ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=======</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">White guy: dude! Pwde kta tatawagin pre?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Black guy: bkit?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">White guy: shortcut ng kapre eh... Haha</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=======</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">i saT</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">undEr a treE</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and t0ld d treE</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">wid tirS falin':</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"y do i olweiz geT hurt? d0n't i dserVe 2 be hapi?"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">d trEe answreD:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"d0n't cry my child.. .</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">evri'1 dsrves 2 b hapi and gettin hurt s parT of our lyf so cher up!"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">my tirS st0pPd falin</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and. . .</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">i ran fast</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ScreamiN..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">.waAAahH., matai nga kah0y!..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">minst0rya!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">haha ..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=======</span></div><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sa party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nkaupo sa isang tabi :</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Lalaki : sasayaw ka ba ?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">*tuwang tuwa ang babae at tmayo..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">babae : oo, sasayaw ako!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah? :)))</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">HAHAH,lols</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">HEART: mhl q tlga xa..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BRAIN: alm q, x0bra p nga db?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">HEART: lm mu pla,bt plit mu p xang knkLmtn?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BRAIN: kc ayaw n ktang mxktan.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">STOMACH: s s0bra m0ng pgm2hal,d kna kmkain.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">EYES: pti aq npu2yat n..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">LIVER: k0rek, pLgi k pNg uMi¡Nom, naAapek2han n kMe n kidNey.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">LUNGS: aq dn nh2rPn ng huMinGa.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">HEART:pXenxa n guYs ha...e2 tlga functi0n q e, aNg MAGMAHAL..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Juan:bkt my tali k s paa?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pdr0:gs2 q ng m2tay,mgb2gti aq!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Juan:bkt s paa? dpt s leeg!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pdr0:cnubukan q n s leEg knina.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">hnd aq mkahinga eh,.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">:))</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Magmahal?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Oo,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ngwa</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">k na.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Magpakatanga?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Oo,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">nsubkn</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">k na.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Umiyak?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Oo,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ilang</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">bses n.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sumuko?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Hnd p.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bkt aq</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ssuko?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mukha</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">b aqng</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">wanted? :)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">======</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">i rili pik out d</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BEST messge 2</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">send u..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dis one cums</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">fr0m my heart...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">T A K E</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BALANG ka..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Hahahaha..:)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">kung ikaw</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ay ice cream..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">wg m0ng</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">hayaang</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">matunaw ka</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ng hnd ka mn lng</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">natitikman..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">hahaha..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">h0w insPiring.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo ..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">PASALUBONG</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">kamo ! haha :D</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">5 tips for a happy man's life</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">1 is to have a gurl to help you @ work,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">2. have a gurl to take care &amp; love u.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">3. have a gurl who can make you laugh.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">4. have a gurl who spoils u.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Lastly</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">5. make sure these FOUR gurls don't know each other.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">dalawang mag x nagkita..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">x bf: ui..mzta na luvlyf?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">girl: e2..parang 'yang gf mo....</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">...hindi maganda!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">hehe</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">N0EL: ippangalan</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ko s aking anak</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"LE0N" baliktad ng</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">N0EL.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">NIN0: skin "0NIN"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">baliktad ng NINO.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">T0T0: wg ny0</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ak0ng maisali-sali jan s usapan ny0! mga HUDAS</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">hehe =]</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">buLag at duLing magsusuntukan!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">buLag: hay0p ka</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">duLing! Lumabas ka dyan,wag kang mgtago sa diLim!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">duLing: in ur</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">dreams! bkt aq lalaBas eh daLawa kau! =</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">when i die ..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">i want to change the 'R.I.P' initials on my tombstone ..</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">instead of,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Rest In Peace"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">R-edhorse</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">i-padala</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">P-lease</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div></div><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">&gt;Sabi ng mga pangit:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"what is beauty if your brain is empty?"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ganti ng mga magaganda at gwap0:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"what is knowledge if your face is damage?"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">* Hahaha! :)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">======</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I wanna be a billi0naire, so freaking bad, buying all the STING I never had. I wanna be on the c0ver of REDH0RSE magazine,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">smiling next to C0BRA ENERGY, oh everytime I close my eyes, I see my name in SAN MIG LIGHT.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">HAHA ! J0hann</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">======</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">DIONISIA: Manny anak, sabi ng mga tambay sa labas, pangit daw ako.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MANNY: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng labas ng labas!</span></div><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Na mao!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pag ang</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"ex" mu</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">s frnd mu</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">npunta</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">wg ka ng</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">mgta2ka</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ksi san ba</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">npu2nta ang</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"basura"sa</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"plastik"d'ba?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Peru kung sa relativ mu</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">npunta,yun ang tnatawag na</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"sagip</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">kapamilya"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">hehe . wa nah .</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TAWA:Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ama: Aba, magaling! Anong subject yun, anak? Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pg</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ntalis0d</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ka</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">pG</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">NdaSma</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">kA</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pg</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">nhuLog</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ka</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">pG</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ntumBa</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">kA</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">at Nkita</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">mO cLaNg</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tinawanan Qah</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ka,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wag kang mangamba</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">naxa l!k0d m0 lang ak0,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">haLos mmtay na ak0 xa kakatawa--</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">^ amp Ng2 knunay . .</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dying Chinese: "Ako lapit na patay. Ikaw sabi totoo kung sino ama ng bunso natin kasi pangit siya kumpala sa 9 kapatid niya."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Wife: "Siya lang tunay mo anak!"</span></div><div style="color: #064b8c; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-13508107346465836022011-04-01T22:58:00.000-07:002011-04-01T23:12:47.745-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"MOVE ON"<br /> <br /> Exbf: can we be agen?<br /> <br /> Exgf: shut up!<br /> <br /> Exbf: luv pa rin kita!<br /> <br /> Exgf: nka move on nko ok?<br /> <br /> Exbf: loadan kta?<br /> <br /> Exgf: hehe, luv u bhe! mwuahh! kumain knb?<br /> <br /> -LOAD MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS..</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span><br /> <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sexy: maawa ka! Meron ako, meron ako!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Rapist: ah! Wlang meron2 skin! Ti2kman&nbsp;kta!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sexy: wag! Ay!!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Rapist: yaaak! Meron k nga!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Meron kang itlog, bakla!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Maganda at pangit nag-aaway.....</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pangit: what is beauty, if the brain is empty....</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Maganda: what is knowledge, if the face is damage....</span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Gus2 mo ba malaman kung</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ano ka dati bago ka na reincarnate?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Kunin ang pangatlong letra sa iyng</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">pangalan!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A. Unggoy B. Santino</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">C. Paru-paru D. Genius</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">E. Engkanto F. Anghel</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">G. Bitok H. Muta</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I. Diwata J. Tabili</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">K. Agta L. Baki na bakakon</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">M. Askal N. Artista</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">O. Bulaklak P. Lumot</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Q. Kanding R. Prinsesa</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">S. Pusang gala T. Kaka buktot</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">U. Tiki V. Silhig tukog</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">W. Kasag X. Kalawang</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Y. Dogong Z. Enkantada</span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">15 minutes late policy:<br /> <br /> wla pa c mam!<br /> <br /> ung bag lng nya ang nsa table,<br /> <br /> aftr 15 minutes umalis na ang mga s2dents.<br /> <br /> d nxt day ngalit c mam.<br /> <br /> sbi,<br /> <br /> "f my bag is here! it mins im present!"<br /> <br /> knabukasan,&nbsp;</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> ngalit n nman c mam, guess wat?<br /> <br /> puro bag ang nsa upuan ng mga students..</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-18312879493516476102011-04-01T21:40:00.000-07:002011-04-01T22:08:47.672-07:00<div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666; line-height: 19px;"></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">boy2: listahan ng mga takot saken.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">boy1: P&amp;@#*^…bat nanjan pangalan ko?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">boy2: baket lalaban k?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">boy1:Oo!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">boy2: eh d i erase..pwde nmn eh.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRQYuAwpuZN_R4k-JymPqg8te5c-SK3H6cCg3K5uLDBIRtXeBeogw4LJRoKJagdnE_zd559LlsLn1ZoIRF6QoTqVWVMvcZ5M1syuo_Uuaa_YVtuF7lWwLRYmDjAZrgqqxUMBTnPCpPYR0/s1600/pinoyjokes1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRQYuAwpuZN_R4k-JymPqg8te5c-SK3H6cCg3K5uLDBIRtXeBeogw4LJRoKJagdnE_zd559LlsLn1ZoIRF6QoTqVWVMvcZ5M1syuo_Uuaa_YVtuF7lWwLRYmDjAZrgqqxUMBTnPCpPYR0/s1600/pinoyjokes1.jpg" /></a></span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">==========================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Titser: kung panay ang salita mo at hindi ka maintindihan ng kausap mo… ikaw ay isang xxxxx!!! Naiintindihan nyo ba ako???</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mga estudyante: HINDI po!!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=========================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tinolang Manok</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Louie: Pare sarap ng inorder natin.. hmmm tinolang manok.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Erich: Oo nga pare.. sarap nito..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jowell : Teka ano nga pala gusto n’yo sa manok</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Louie: Sa akin hita, pitso, pakpak, balunan.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Erich: Sa akin naman ulo, sarap yun yung dibdib ng manok malaman din.. pare sa ‘yo ano gusto mo?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jowell: Sabaw na lang pare…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Louie1: Bakit naman…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jowell: P#$@%$^# nyo inubos nyo na lahat eh ano pa natira sa akin.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=====================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TUKMOL: Sino sa inyo ang matapang? Lumabas!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">SIGA: Ako, matapang ako, bakit may problema ka?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TUKMOL: Wala po, survey lang ho. Ngayon, yung duwag naman ang lumabas!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">===============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">grades</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">studyante: sir kmusta po grades ko?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">prof: aba! iha, maganda!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">stud:tlaga po?!wow naman</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">prof:ang ganda tlaga iha prang hair mo BAGSAK</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">mani</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">..isang araw….</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">boy : gusto mo ng mani?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">gurl : ayaw ko..tinitigyawat ako sa mani</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">boy : ako sa mukha&nbsp;<img alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" src="http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif?m=1286669865g" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 0px; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 98%; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgba3KzyggxxXGfS6B4npSfmQZjjuGGWgg1BIp996WBTZ2wZIoi_sgxTHPlb4gSxe3CzbH1vGDzUekD4_mZfvjoQ48iTKJJFqYxeIykUTiytXNd6V-Agpxgq4kAZnumIAEwhvy2XbG000s/s1600/face.jpg_320_320_0_9223372036854775000_0_1_0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgba3KzyggxxXGfS6B4npSfmQZjjuGGWgg1BIp996WBTZ2wZIoi_sgxTHPlb4gSxe3CzbH1vGDzUekD4_mZfvjoQ48iTKJJFqYxeIykUTiytXNd6V-Agpxgq4kAZnumIAEwhvy2XbG000s/s1600/face.jpg_320_320_0_9223372036854775000_0_1_0.jpg" /></a></span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">==========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">pasama kay Jesus</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">..isang gabi..inutusan ng nanay ang kanyang anak…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">nanay: boy, bumili ka nga muna ng mantika sa kanto..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">boy: ayaw ko po nay..madilim po eh..nakakatakot..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">nanay: wag ka matakot anak..kasama mu naman c Jesus eh!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">boy: eh d si Jesus nlng po utusan nyo</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">===============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">HATINGGABI…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mr: Sweetheart, bl*wj*b mo naman ako!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs: Antok na antok ako eh., mag sariling sikap ka na lang at ilagay mo sa baso…promise, iinumin ko na lang sa umaga!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">anung size?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">SA BOTICA..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">CUSTOMER: (pabulong) ‘Day, isang condom nga..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">SALESLADY: Sayz Sir!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">CUSTOMER: (nahiya) small lang.. hehehe..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">SALESLADY: hindi Sir, sayz pisos ang isa!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">===============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MACHO AT BAKLA NAGKASABAY SA BANYO.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">LALAKI: (umIIyAK)..hU hu hu..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BAKLA: bakit ka umiiyak??..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">LALAKI: naghiwalay kasi kami ng girlfrnd ko kanina..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BAKLA: kawawa k naman..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">LALAKI: wala na silbi tong TT ko..puputulin k nalang</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">At ipapakain sa aso..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BAKLA: aw..aw…aw…aw..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">===============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">-=sUpERmAn!!!!-=</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dad Holding 2 toys letting his son choose) si barbie or superman??</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Son: superman dad!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dad: good!!(he then left)</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Son:Guwapo mo superman!!! nakaumbok pa!! uuuuhhhhmmm!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">==========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Almusal</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pedro: ang galing ng lolo ko hindi nag-uulam tuwing almusal!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Juan: ano ba yang lolo mo!!! lolo ko gatas lang ang almusal!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Totoy: ano ba yang mga lolo nyo?? mga patay gutom!!! lolo ko hinde na nagaalmusal</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pedro at juan: bakit?? sino ba yung lolo mo??</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Totoy: ang lolo ko ay si eagleman!!! at hindi nagbrebreakfast si eagleman!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">kUTSARA</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Apo: Lolo, kumain na po kayo kahit dalawang kutsara lang…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Lolo: Mga sira pala kayo e! … Lugaw nga, hindi ko malunok… kutsara pa kaya!!!paksyet</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pedro: Hindi!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cardo: Ang galing mo naman!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">May bata na nasa bubong binobosohan ang magsyota</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Girl: paano pag nabuntis ako??</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boy: bahala na ang nasa taas…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bata: Hala!!! P%$&amp;#^@!!! bat ako!!! nanonood lang ako ah!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">===============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pasyente: Magkano ang facelift???</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Doktora: Complete treatment ay P145,000</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pasyente: mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata??</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Doktora: eto tsupon, P20 lang!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boy: musta???</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Girl: k lang. kaw?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boy:k lang din. hehehe.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Girl:hehehe..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">sa Globe Unlitxt, walang kuwenta ang usapan.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tatay:anak, gising na at kakain na tayo.. hinanda ko ang paborito mong ulam</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak:talaga tay!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tatay: hulaan mo.. may CHOP sa dulo..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak:aha!!! porkchop tay!! paborito ko yun eh!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tatay: KETCHOP anak.. sige kain ka na…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg79PvJwwqHtJi9lDgH2nVFry2Vq3aF0-_0YdzCwbL1H6NPsOERN7e391IFJXsvtwO5vP6U_pQ8Tbbo5fqQGhobK7GHAHssnrpCrZAu2HUKejArCffZ_bd8ip6T8cRRvFlWtf5c_UU92TQ/s1600/911100pinoy_suv.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg79PvJwwqHtJi9lDgH2nVFry2Vq3aF0-_0YdzCwbL1H6NPsOERN7e391IFJXsvtwO5vP6U_pQ8Tbbo5fqQGhobK7GHAHssnrpCrZAu2HUKejArCffZ_bd8ip6T8cRRvFlWtf5c_UU92TQ/s320/911100pinoy_suv.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">May ari: hoy!!! Huling huli kita!!! ikaw pala nagnanakaw ng niyog ko!! bumaba ka dyan!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Magnanakaw: huli kung huli!!! hindi yung ginugulat mo pa ako!!! eh paano kung mahulog ako dito!!! pakyu!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Isang araw, may isang Ponkan at isang apple sa loob ng ref.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sabi ng apple.. WWWuuuu ang lammmeeegggg!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">napasigaw si ponkan… wwwwaaahhhhh!!!!! nagsasalita yung mansanas!!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">===========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak: tay wala na naman tayo ulam ah…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">AMA: mahirap ngayon ang buhay anak.. tiis muna tayo, isipin mo na lang bawat subo mo na sasabihin ko ulam yun anak…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak: Sige tay!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">AMA: nilagang baboy!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak: hhhmmmm.. sarap…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ama: sisig na isda!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak: huhuhuhuhuh</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">AMA: bakit ka umiyak!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak: ang anghang tay!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Erap: Sumuko na kayo!!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MILF: Hindi kami susuko hanggat hindi mo naiispell ang “SURRENDER”!!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Erap: xxxx-ina nyo!!! Tuloy ang laban!!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">======================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bunso: Inay, tingnan nyo po drawing ko oh</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Inay: wow!! ang galing namang magdrawing ng monkey ng bunso ko</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bunso: Inay, kayo po yan!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">inay: waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">======================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pare 1: noong buntis ang misis ko.. paborito nya ang Lord of the Rings 2 Towers.. ayun.. kambal anak namin…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pare 2: ang misis ko.. paborito nya yung The 3 Musketeers.. ayun.. triplets anak namin..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Biglang nanghina yung isang kumpare nila…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pare 1 at 2: Bakit?? ano bang paborito ng misis mo??</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pare 3: 300!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">======================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sa tindahan</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">bata: ate, may load po kayo??</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">tindera: oo meron..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">bata: pa-txt nga po</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsfCirQu96F9z4a2Ny8BHC2pzIybwYHce3E_BgWPSCmTQE-9Ibi2OqIQsFehM3RBJFTuHwxX6hQD04DrRLOt_vSAXRrdzC5YXHh6ceD99zKJFqeCDa4fiwHICa3eoNrHDyM9f4vFELs4Y/s1600/portable-cell-phone-booth.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="274" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsfCirQu96F9z4a2Ny8BHC2pzIybwYHce3E_BgWPSCmTQE-9Ibi2OqIQsFehM3RBJFTuHwxX6hQD04DrRLOt_vSAXRrdzC5YXHh6ceD99zKJFqeCDa4fiwHICa3eoNrHDyM9f4vFELs4Y/s320/portable-cell-phone-booth.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">======================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ClassRoom</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TEACHER: Class, magppicture tayo para paglaki nyo masasabi nyo na.. “oh si juan, pilot na! Si pedro, doktor na!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Si linda nurse!”</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">DODONG: “At si mam, patay na!!!”</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">==========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sili</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Nagluluto ang mag-ama ng tanghalian…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ama: Ilang sili ang inilagay mo sa sinigang?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak: Labinlima po.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ama: O, sige, gawin mo nang 20. Tapos, kainin mong mag-isa xxxxx ka!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bugtong Bugtong:</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dinilaan muna bago pinasok ! ! !</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">SAGOT:<br /> Sinulid</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">========================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MMDA(with pen and ticket) to a traffic violator</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MMDA: name?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Foreigner driver: Wilhelm von Corgrinski Papakovitz</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MMDA: Ahh.. Next time be careful ha</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">====================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sa impiyerno</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Satanas: Papipiliin kita ng gusto mong parusa sa yo!!! mamili ka sa tatlong kuwarto ng kaparusahan!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Binuksan ang unang kuwarto, isang lalaki ang nakakadena habang unti unting lumulubog sa dagat ng apoy..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boy: ayoko diyan!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Binuksan ang pangalawang kuwarto: isang lalaki ang nakakadena nilalatigo!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boy: ayoko riyan!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Binuksan ang pangatlong kuwarto: isang matandang lalaki nakakadena habang bini-bj ng isang magandang babae.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boy: Diyan!!! dyan ako dapat!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Satanas: (kinalabit ang magandang babae) May kapalit ka na!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">====================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Driver: Boy, iaatras ko yung jeep. tingnan mo kung babangga</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boy: Sige atras pa.. atras pa… atras pa…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BBBLLLAAAGGG!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Boy: Ok!!! bangga na!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">==================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">In a classy bar…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">German: Waiter, REMY MARTIN, double!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">French: Waiter, CARLO ROSSI, single!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pinoy: (naku, papakilala pa pala bago umorder) Waiter, POPOY ROQUE, hiwalay!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=============================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TANONG: Bakit di pwedeng maghawaiian costume si mahal?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">SAGOT: Baka mapagkamalang SIPA!!!!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tatay ano po ang Sex</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak: Tatay, ano po ang sex?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tatay: Iyon bang romansa namin ng nanay mo sa gabi na tumitirik ang mga mata namin sa sarap!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anak: Eh, tay di naman yan kasya sa bio-data</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=============================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">isang araw sa taxi…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">holdaper : Holpad to!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">driver : ok.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP5SIAqqEaF4Q4FSPWYPCLEXkrFm-0RTslJN6c3X9zynDHCurwdHN826wVX0MpT_eZYLBDBHw7M5B6H68JvrUFxoildA4Az8tfnFmfSgTazRgakJVvvVDIiKHy2p0RVSBqjUB-dDHcwPE/s1600/Katorsi.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="158" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP5SIAqqEaF4Q4FSPWYPCLEXkrFm-0RTslJN6c3X9zynDHCurwdHN826wVX0MpT_eZYLBDBHw7M5B6H68JvrUFxoildA4Az8tfnFmfSgTazRgakJVvvVDIiKHy2p0RVSBqjUB-dDHcwPE/s320/Katorsi.bmp" width="320" /></a></span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">isang tumestigo sa nangyaring krimen…..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">PULIS: Nakita mo ba ang pangyayari?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TESTIGO: Opo sir nakita ko pong lahat</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">PULIS: Anong baril ang ginamit sa pagpatay?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TESTIGO: Sir di ko po alam ang tawag pero sir ano pong tawag sa baril nyo?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">PULIS: Ah! ito ba 45 ang tawag d2.</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TESTIGO: Sir medyo mahaba po un 46 or 47 po un…</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">==========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mhakna<br /> 0-0n ta ploh ..<br /> Mhakna!Imisamoh<br /> Mhakna!<br /> Uyu-eso<br /> Mhakna<br /> Umo-u-wo-u,..2x</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ngongo lng kumakanta ng ‘SMACK THAT”</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">==========================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Doctor: You look more sick and exhausted than before! Are you having 3 meals a day as i advised?</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Inday: Ayy! Putragis na! I thought you said 3 males a day!</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">=======================================</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anong sabi ng centipede nung may nakasalubong siyang isang centipede?..</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">“uy pare. Apir!apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!…. ……”</span></div><div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">==========================================</span></div><br /> <div style="line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">thanks sa joke ni superioridad (^_^)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-43553872113274359452011-03-31T07:20:00.001-07:002014-02-26T22:49:41.940-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Platinum karaoke player</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">32 inch TV monitor</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Strobe light</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">2 stage light</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Promac deskfan</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">and pinaka imprtante sa lahat (the main seat) hehehe sarap matulog dito zzzzzzz</span></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-74072091851459799442011-03-31T06:36:00.000-07:002011-03-31T06:36:00.466-07:00<h1 style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px; font: normal normal bold 1.4em/normal Verdana, Arial; margin-bottom: 18px; margin-top: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS LYRICS</span></h1><h3 style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">"Your Guardian Angel"</span></b></h3><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">When I see your smile</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Tears roll down my face I can't replace</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">And now that I'm strong I have figured out</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">And I know I'll find deep inside me I can be the one</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I will never let you fall (let you fall)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I'll stand up with you forever</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I'll be there for you through it all (through it all)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Even if saving you sends me to heaven</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Seasons are changing</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">And waves are crashing</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">And stars are falling all for us</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Days grow longer and nights grow shorter</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I can show you I'll be the one</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I will never let you fall (let you fall)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I'll stand up with you forever</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I'll be there for you through it all (through it all)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Even if saving you sends me to heaven</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Cuz you're my, you're my, my, my true love, my whole heart</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Please don't throw that away</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Cuz I'm here for you</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Please don't walk away and</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Please tell me you'll stay woah, stay woah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Use me as you will</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Pull my strings just for a thrill</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">And I know I'll be okay</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Though my skies are turning gray</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I will never let you fall</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I'll stand up with you forever</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">I'll be there for you through it all</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px;">Even if saving you sends me to heaven</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-74081551743987861022011-03-31T06:35:00.000-07:002011-03-31T06:35:27.560-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">Side A</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-weight: bold;">Forevermore lyrics</span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-weight: bold;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">There are times when I just want to look at your face</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">With the stars in the night</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">There are times when I just want to feel your embrace</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">In the cold night</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">Chorus:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">I just can't believe that you are mine now</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">You were just a dream that I once knew</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">I never thought I would be right for you</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">I just can't compare you with anything in this world</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">You're all I need to be here with forevermore</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">All those years, I've longed to hold you in my arms</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">I've been dreaming of you</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">Every night, I've been watching all the stars that fall down</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">Wishing you would be mine</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">Chorus</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">Time and again</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">There are these changes that we cannot end</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">As sure as time keeps going on and on</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">My love for you will be forevermore</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">Wishing you would be mine</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">I just can't believe that you are mine now</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">You were just a dream that I once knew</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">I never thought I would be right for you</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">I just can't compare you with anything in this world</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">As endless as forever</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">Our love will stay together</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">You're all I need to be here with forever more</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">(As endless as forever</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">Our love will stay together)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">You're all I need</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">To be here with forevermore...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/side_a/#share</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-2511643810855853852011-03-24T07:33:00.000-07:002011-03-31T06:03:08.809-07:00<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="font-weight: bold; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b></b></span></span></div><div style="display: inline ! important; text-align: left;"></div><div style="display: inline ! important; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b></b></span></b></span></div><div style="display: inline ! important; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;">Static electricity refers to the build up of electric charge on the surface of objects. The static charges remain on an object until they either bleed off to ground or are quickly neutralized by a discharge</span></b></b></b></span></div><br /> <br /> <div style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 19px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">How does a human body generate static electricity? There are many factors increasing static electricity generation, including:</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicvNm9a1yMAGxA9DRyz7HiMtPl9a1F2PxESOQ-M-mAyZfyEPihArgaIYkzB5D4OFiV8kWiQ3YRS0wip9KXxUKMznHRP8UpNjoipE5LsFKk215Lv4x1UrSrPPNaJOwAg5kpsCIJBJc4hZQ/s1600/portrait_of_mid_adult_man_with_static_electricity_28255.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicvNm9a1yMAGxA9DRyz7HiMtPl9a1F2PxESOQ-M-mAyZfyEPihArgaIYkzB5D4OFiV8kWiQ3YRS0wip9KXxUKMznHRP8UpNjoipE5LsFKk215Lv4x1UrSrPPNaJOwAg5kpsCIJBJc4hZQ/s320/portrait_of_mid_adult_man_with_static_electricity_28255.jpg" width="248" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPjrt9V_FS2cOQRaOxw6z-ye3cYmhuwqO5x-kNDhhUm9zL2ii01ZTwCw5Io70ztUBXEnmT1S7NG9hanvCQlAmUtXjJ3jW2cFAydGL5jE_Umm3pKZUmoGYJaLas8fxcg7zcXjVqoqF1VEQ/s1600/portrait_of_mid_adult_man_with_static_electricity_28255.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br /> </a></span></div><div style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 19px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /> </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><ol style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 19px;"><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Wearing certain clothing (including shirts, jackets, pants and shoes). Wool, rubber, fleece, vinyl and synthetic materials increase the effect.</span></li> <li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Having a house without grounded outlets, or having a house with bad wiring</span></li> <li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Walking a certain way. Shuffling and dragging one’s feet will increase electrostatic buildup.</span></li> <li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">The humidity of where one lives. The lower the humidity, the better the conditions are for static generation.</span></li> <li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">As well as general humidity, having unusually dry skin may increase the ability to store static electricity</span></li> </ol><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><b>We are experiencing this now (me and my buddy) having a high charge of static electricity. Maybe this is because of lower humidity on our office. &nbsp;There was a instance when I touch someone he get shock by the discharge of static electricity coming from me, we hear the discharge of the electricity like we usually hear when we short the negative and positive terminal of a standard 12 volts automotive battery. Also on the stainless steel handle of the doors. I hear the electric discharge from me to the steel handle..&nbsp;Unusual and&nbsp;extra ordinary experience &nbsp;having that very high level of static electricity but fun and cool experience.. (^_^)</b></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-3995836117954986712011-03-23T08:43:00.000-07:002014-02-26T22:38:27.668-08:00Mt. Kalisungan Calauan Laguna, 760 meters above sea level.<br /> Our group (TMC) talkies mountaineering group (daniel, chor, jim and benjie) found our self on the foot of Mt Kalisungan at Barangay Lamot Caluan Laguna that night. Around seven in the evening we leave the Festival Mall at Alabang Muntinlupa, Nine in the evening we are Calamba Crossing to buy something to eat and also eat before our unplanned climb. At Crossing Jeepney terminal we found one of the best and cheapest Siomai available at the market (hehehe thanks to boss Benjie naispotan kagad yung mga nakain na chicks sa siomayan )<br /> And around ten thirty in the evening we are getting ready for a climb and at the same time registration at barangay hall. At barangay hall we met mountaineers having their social at the front of barangay hall. (barangay personel told us that those climbers got lost on the trail that night so they decided to make climb on the following morning.<br /> Trail is not same with the usual climbed mountain using erais farm for the jump off point (maybe because it is not a favorite climb destination for a campers and mountaineers) its almost a direct summit assault from start of trail up to the peak. We make it to the summit aroung two in the morning, and as expected we are the only group climb that night.<br /> After a little social and drinks lights out at three thirty in the morning.<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZzw9VaCdQo7Wb35iJIlZzUElLkI1S9uGicgw_EMHo5bTORynRfN470YcZvMP07iUXmWJvYs2nGuieh1FlTOBAValX2Pwy8kAmDLmaw3m1os2OgSVLn_MEE3M-NfJYJgnVwhfZxlp4UKY/s1600/kalisungan+trail.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZzw9VaCdQo7Wb35iJIlZzUElLkI1S9uGicgw_EMHo5bTORynRfN470YcZvMP07iUXmWJvYs2nGuieh1FlTOBAValX2Pwy8kAmDLmaw3m1os2OgSVLn_MEE3M-NfJYJgnVwhfZxlp4UKY/s320/kalisungan+trail.JPG" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> Wake up call at six in the morning prepare for a breakfast and break camp after taking some picture inside the fog ( hehehe walang malinaw na litrato (^_^) hehehe) but on our site we can see the seven lakes of San Pablo, Mt Banahaw, Mt. Cristobal, &nbsp;Talim Island and Mt. Makiling you can see it all because of its 360 view at the mountain peak. &nbsp;We start descent at eight in the morning and reach the jump off at ten in the morning,<br /> We take our lunch at Victoria Junction (cant remember the name of the cafeteria but they serve of course their specialty ITIK)<br /> Not a spectacular climb but&nbsp;we have the bonding of the group that making the group still exist hehehe.<br /> Ending up our unplanned climb at Alabang Terminal and taking our way home to take a rest for another work for the next day (^_^)... see you next climb....<div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-90021702064184283992011-03-22T07:23:00.000-07:002014-02-26T22:37:59.415-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"> talkiesmountaineering club (tmc) a small group of individuals with passion for out door adventure and nature. group was established last february 2007 with the help of HRD of honda cars alabang telene hirang and the following person - artemio gofredo, philip sarmiento, melchor vasquez, benjie niebres, jessie corpuz, harold flojo and daniel tuazon.</div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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(kaya daw talkies kasi oo lng ng oo tapos d rin aattend hehehe peace!!!) but still talkies survive and now recognized by big mountaineering organization such as FIMO filipino mountaineers inc. and pinomountaineers.com (metromanila/ncr)&nbsp;&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1dZZblUOFkdEtPqyKB3cUbaSM7We7b3c101gf1tzZicqazAdeFLNSPvDYsghkvFgifiwH2rO8_VTQ5hmql_Q8m4vpZUchLYrf9gNvujLafRAAg2AP-0y98sN2IDPOERu4yD1hRHuGjKg/s1600/pm.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1dZZblUOFkdEtPqyKB3cUbaSM7We7b3c101gf1tzZicqazAdeFLNSPvDYsghkvFgifiwH2rO8_VTQ5hmql_Q8m4vpZUchLYrf9gNvujLafRAAg2AP-0y98sN2IDPOERu4yD1hRHuGjKg/s320/pm.JPG" width="283" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">thanks to the continuous support of&nbsp; group members (^_^).</div><div style="text-align: center;">lets our small group build a big name on outdoor adventure. rock n roll TMC pilipinas.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-49393355003649519972011-03-21T07:26:00.000-07:002014-02-26T22:50:44.165-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc-DprqYWq_mfSCY07xMQKP8B3Xt9L6PN6RVUOzVQupyt0jBv9eND0LohxHdKoMXg22rKNl1h6OIUw5FcieObOXfVHsiBtwFr4VYqvCY1xZiyx3hhM3R7uxka0BPhO_D0yxMKfPGIVel4/s1600/Tmc12+%25281%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="173" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc-DprqYWq_mfSCY07xMQKP8B3Xt9L6PN6RVUOzVQupyt0jBv9eND0LohxHdKoMXg22rKNl1h6OIUw5FcieObOXfVHsiBtwFr4VYqvCY1xZiyx3hhM3R7uxka0BPhO_D0yxMKfPGIVel4/s320/Tmc12+%25281%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia,'times new roman',times; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">talkies mountaineering club established last February 2007 at Honda Cars Alabang (branch of&nbsp; Honda Cars Makati Inc.). the group started as a interest club for the company (thanks to ms telene hirang of HCAL HRD, carla borlongan Auto HR, chor vasquez of warranty section and benjie niebres gr technician our all time sweeper) with main goal to build team work for associate and also be aware on nature and environment.&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tmcp.webs.com/">www.tmcp.webs.com</a></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia,'times new roman',times;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV9-2hVCQQm0ETRzDFdo8JmkDeFXVauteeeepIapbLbGoXu4Rkpkhe_cM-TijoHtZsRmKcEu5dKenldIGFkZWbTqagVoi4haJLBlHu_JRFm_PfBZpIWAvvennutqlVoLUqsD8ZnOOmJYw/s1600/bmc+june+09.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV9-2hVCQQm0ETRzDFdo8JmkDeFXVauteeeepIapbLbGoXu4Rkpkhe_cM-TijoHtZsRmKcEu5dKenldIGFkZWbTqagVoi4haJLBlHu_JRFm_PfBZpIWAvvennutqlVoLUqsD8ZnOOmJYw/s320/bmc+june+09.JPG" width="320" /></a></div> first climb by the group was at favorite destination of urban (manila) climbers, the mount maculot located at cuenca batangas (near the house of sir jess de vera - thanks for the food trip after our climbs)<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> &nbsp;then after, the group conquer different mountains on southern and northern luzon.the group also joined climbs by other group,&nbsp; SPI MC - climb for a cause - kabayan benguet mt. pulag, FIMO climbapalooza - alas asin mariveles bataan and 2010 freedom climb - pililla rizal mt sembrano. thanks guys and see you at the peak.. </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">-tr3z-</div>tr3zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09560507363409059812noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7933550111298023708.post-38839194437065397112008-06-13T22:39:00.000-07:002014-02-26T22:42:25.509-08:00<i style="color: #bf9000; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;">June 13, 2008</i><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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