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Opera 9.5

2008-06-12T03:10:00.000-07:00

I think its One Of those day When you fall in love with things again in a whole new way. When opera 5.xx Got released i thought that it couldnt get any faster. BOY! I was wrong.

Opera 9.5

Just A Little List of Enormous Fetures.

Tabbed browsing and pop-up blocking
Opera integrated search
Integrated search
Improved security
Password manager
Opera skins
Customization
Integrated voice features
Full support for Gmail
Atom newsfeeds
First Web browser to natively support Scalable Vector Graphics (SVG)

No Point Writing Any thing About it. Just Use it you'll get my point

Download Opera from FileHippo.com

Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na: Review

2008-05-30T07:07:00.000-07:00

A Short Review About This New Film called Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na by ARR

Why am I writing a review especially for this one you ask??? cause its a flick
by ARR, Duh!

Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Zindagi: Peppy, Catchy, Very Rahman. Rashid Ali a new Rahman Favourite
I think its the number of tracks he's sung recently, And why not good voice and
ok reach. Smooth Pop-Rock kind of a sound and that Special sound
which tells you its Rahman.

Pappu Cant Dance: A Million singers in this one. A Electro-Party thing.
Catching up quickly and will surely be Night club play list item soon. But one
down point is those Carnatic taranas don't fit in the track. overall ok.

Jaane Tu Mera Kya Hai: Sounds 101% result of Rahman listening to some
American Slow-pop. Think Rihana. OK OK Slow tune not that good though. Get
boring after a few listens

Nazrein Milaana Nazrein Churaana: Slow-Rock Pop. Catchy chorus song. Does
anybody remember and Kollywood song by hearing this one.

Tu Bole Main Boloon: Rahman Singing Jazz. am I in heaven? Trinity College
of London showing its effect on Rahman. A cool Tune but catches on Slowly. Not a
tune for the average Joe.

Kahin To Hogi Ho: Sound little Similar to Coming Back to Life - Pink Floyd. Good But under ARR standards. A little more R&B would Have helped.

Over all the album is good but not as good as ARR's Previous endeavors in the world on contemporary film music.

Ratings: Good (3.0/5.0)

Opera + Orkut = Disaster

2008-05-29T04:24:00.000-07:00

Opera and orkut are too much of a wierd combination. The frequent crashs, virtually no supportor applications in orkut, slow response towards submit buttons. Now my question is simple one that dont the guys at opera use orkut? Or are they just devloping opera for myspace.com.

Hope to see a better version from the guys at opera (are u listening?).

Aamir 2008 : Shockingly good music by Amit trivedi

2008-05-28T09:16:00.000-07:00

I was watcing the Idiot-o-vision the other day when I caught the first glimpse of aamir. It had a very cool Background tune to it, I thought it was ripped from some Moby track or just a commercially available track like the ones used in many movies teasers these days. But it is actually composed by Amit trivedi (the composer who did the album for aamir).

The album shock me when i heard it for the first time. Amore rehmanic sound. All songs are well balanced and harmonized to the mood of the flick.

Try and get ur hands on this album if available. BTW amit trivedi's the same guy who worked with Abhijeet Sawant on Junoon.

No, this was not a review its just that liked the album so i suggest should have a listen.

Back to Blogging

2008-05-23T05:12:00.000-07:00

Being bored dead of social networking websites, games and other mindless entertainment that lies around me. I am back to bloging and viewing the world through in my own eyes.

In short, I will start posting again. And my loyal readers (spiders from various search engines can explore my blog even more).

Let the bloging begin.........

Hepline Numbers: Indian Only!!!!

2007-06-04T10:26:00.000-07:00

Useful Toll Free, Help line Numbers of Indian Companies

Air-Lines In India
Indian Airlines - 1600 180 1407
Jet Airways - 1600 22 5522
SpiceJet - 1600 180 3333

Automobiles

Mahindra Scorpio - 1600 22 6006
Maruti - 1600 111 515
Tata Motors - 1600 22 5552
Windshield Experts - 1600 11 3636

Banks

ABN AMRO - 1600 11 2224
Canara Bank - 1600 44 6000
Citibank - 1600 44 2265

Corporatin Bank - 1600 443 555
Development Credit Bank - 1600 22 5769
HDFC Bank - 1600 227 227
ICICI Bank - 1600 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - 1600 22 4848
IDBI Bank - 1600 11 6999
Indian Bank - 1600 425 1400
ING Vysya - 1600 44 9900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1600 22 6022
Lord Krishna Bank - 1600 11 2300
Punjab National Bank - 1600 122 222
State Bank of India - 1600 44 1955
Syndicate Bank - 1600 44 6655

Cell Phones

BenQ - 1600 22 08 08
Bird CellPhones - 1600 11 7700
Motorola MotoAssist - 1600 11 1211
Nokia - 3030 3838
Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111

Computers/IT

Adrenalin - 1600 444 445
AMD - 1600 425 6664
Apple Computers - 1600 444 683
Canon - 1600 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1600 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1600 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1600 424 1600
Dell - 1600 444 026
Epson - 1600 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - 1600 444 888
HCL - 1600 180 8080
IBM - 1600 443 333
Lexmark - 1600 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1600 33 4488
Microsoft - 1600 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1600 180 1104
Symantec - 1600 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1600 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1600 44 6446
Wipro - 1600 333 312
xerox - 1600 180 1225
Zenith - 1600 222 004

Couriers/Packers & Movers

ABT Courier - 1600 44 8585
AFL Wizz - 1600 22 9696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1600 11 4321
Associated Packers P Ltd - 1600 21 4560
DHL - 1600 111 345
FedEx - 1600 22 6161
Goel Packers & Movers - 1600 113456
UPS - 1600 22 7171

Education

Edu Plus - 1600 444 000
Hindustan College - 1600 33 4438
NCERT - 1600 11 1265
Vellore Institute of Technology - 1600 441 555

Healthcare

Best on Health - 1600 11 8899
Dr Batras - 1600 11 6767
GlaxoSmithKline - 1600 22 8797
Johnson & Johnson - 1600 22 8111
Kaya Skin Clinic - 1600 22 5292
LifeCell - 1600 44 5323
Manmar Technologies - 1600 33 4420
Pfizer - 1600 442 442
Roche Accu-Chek - 1600 11 45 46
Rudraksha - 1600 21 4708
Varilux Lenses - 1600 44 8383
VLCC - 1600 33 1262

Home Appliances

Aiwa/Sony - 1600 11 1188
Anchor Switches - 1600 22 7979
Blue Star - 1600 22 2200
Bose Audio - 1600 11 2673
Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1600 44 7171
Daikin Air Conditioners - 1600 444 222
DishTV - 1600 12 3474
Faber Chimneys - 1600 21 4595
Godrej - 1600 22 5511
Grundfos Pumps - 1600 33 4555
LG - 1901 180 9999
Philips - 1600 22 4422
Samsung - 1600 113 444
Sanyo - 1600 11 0101
Voltas - 1600 33 4546
WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 160044 5432

Hotel Reservations

GRT Grand - 1600 44 5500
InterContinental Hotels Group - 1600 111 000
Marriott - 1600 22 0044
Sarovar Park Plaza - 1600 111 222
Taj Holidays - 1600 111 825

Insurance

AMP Sanmar - 1600 44 2200
Aviva - 1600 33 2244
Bajaj Allianz - 1600 22 5858
Chola MS General Insurance - 160044 5544
HDFC Standard Life - 1600 227 227
LIC - 1600 33 4433
Max New York Life - 1600 33 5577
Royal Sundaram - 1600 33 8899
SBI Life Insurance - 1600 22 9090

Mattresses

Kurl-on - 1600 44 0404
Sleepwell - 1600 11 2266

Investments/ Finance

CAMS - 1600 44 2267
Chola Mutual Fund - 1600 22 2300
Easy IPO's - 3030 5757

Fidelity Investments - 1600 180 8000
Franklin Templeton Fund - 1600 425 4255
J M Morgan Stanley - 1600 22 0004
Kotak Mutual Fund - 1600 222 626
LIC Housing Finance - 1600 44 0005
SBI Mutual Fund - 1600 22 3040
Sharekhan - 1600 22 7500
Tata Mutual Fund - 1600 22 0101

Paints

Asian Paints Home Solutions - 1600 22 5678
Berger Paints Home Decor - 1600 33 8800

Teleshopping

Asian Sky Shop - 1600 22 1600
Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1600 11 5225
Tele Brands - 1600 11 8000
VMI Teleshopping - 1600 447 777
WWS Teleshopping - 1600 220 777

Travel

Club Mahindra Holidays - 1600 33 4539
Cox & Kings - 1600 22 1235
God TV Tours - 1600 442 777
Kerala Tourism - 1600 444 747
Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1600 44 5030
Raj Travels & Tours - 1600 22 9900
Sita Tours - 1600 111 911
SOTC Tours - 1600 22 3344

UPS

APC - 1600 44 4272
Numeric - 1600 44 3266

Others

Consumer Helpline - 1600 11 4000
L'Or e al, GARNIeR - 1600 223 000
KONE Elevator - 1600 444 666
Indane - 1600 44 51 15
Aavin - 1600 44 3300
Pedigree - 1600 11 2121
Kodak India - 1600 22 8877
Domino's Pizza - 1600 111 123
World Vision India - 1600 444 550
Telecom Monitoring Cell - 1600 110 420

Vitmans??? What good are they??

2007-06-04T10:19:00.000-07:00

Vitamins are organic food substances found only in living things, i.e. plants and animals. They are essential for our bodies to function properly, for growth, energy and for our general well-being. With very few exceptions the human body cannot manufacture or synthesize vitamins. must be supplied in our diet or in man-made dietary supplements. Some people believe that vitamins can replace food, but that is incorrect. In fact, vitamins cannot be assimilated without also ingesting food. That is why it is best to take them with a meal. Synthetic vitamin supplements can be of varying quality, so it is a good idea to get your supplements from a reliable source.
Note that I have listed only those foods which contain the listed vitamins in significant quantities. The are listed in descending order by nutrient quantity. For more detailed information, please visit the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) Food & Nutrition Center.
Nutrient -
Daily Amount Needed

Information

Fruit Sources

Vegetable
Sources

Nut
Sources
Vitamin A - nutritional info
10,000 IU/day (plant-derived) for adult males.
8,000 for adult females - 12,000 if lactating.
4,000 for children ages 1-3
5,000 for children ages 4-6
7,000 for children ages 7-10

Vitamin A helps cell reproduction. It also stimulates immunity and is needed for formation of some hormones. Vitamin A helps vision and promotes bone growth, tooth development, and helps maintain healthy skin, hair, and mucous membranes. It has been shown to be an effective preventive against measles.
Deficiency can cause night blindness, dry skin, poor bone growth, and weak tooth enamel.
Alpha-carotene, beta-carotene and retinol are all versions of Vitamin A.

Most fruits contain vitamin A, but the following fruits have a significant amount:
Tomatoes
Cantaloupes
Watermelon
Peaches
Kiwi
Oranges
Blackberries

Sweet potato
Kale
Carrots
Spinach
Avocado
Broccoli
Peas
Asparagus
Squash - summer
Green Pepper

Pistachios
Chestnuts
Pumpkin Seeds
Pecans
Pine Nuts/Pignolias
Sunflower Seeds
Almonds
Filberts/Hazelnuts
Vitamin B1 - Thiamine - nutritional info
1.2 mg for adult males and 1.1 mg for women - 1.5 mg if lactating.
Children need .6 to .9 mg of B1/thiamine per day.

Vitamin B1/thiamine is important in the production of energy. It helps the body cells convert carbohydrates into energy. It is also essential for the functioning of the heart, muscles, and nervous system. Not getting enough thiamine can leave one fatigued and weak.
Note: Most fruits and vegetables are not a significant source of thiamine.

Watermelon

Peas
Avocado

No nuts contain a significant amount of vitamin B1.
Vitamin B2 - Riboflavin - nutritional info
1.3 mg for adult males and 1.1 mg for women - 1.5 mg if pregnant/lactating.
Children need .6 to .9 mg of B2/riboflavin per day.

Vitamin B2 or riboflavin is important for body growth, reproduction and red cell production. It also helps in releasing energy from carbohydrates.
Note: Most fruits and vegetables are not a significant source of riboflavin.

Kiwi

Avocado

No nuts contain a significant amount of vitamin B2.
Vitamin B3 - Niacin - nutritional info
16 mg for adult males and 14 mg for women - 17-18 mg if pregnant/lactating.
Children need 9 - 16 mg of niacin per day.

Niacin assists in the functioning of the digestive system, skin, and nerves. It is also important for the conversion of food to energy.

Peaches
Tomatoes
Kiwi
Bananas
Cantaloupe
Watermelon

Avocado
Peas
Potatoes
Mushrooms
Squash - winter
Corn
Artichoke
Asparagus
Squash - summer
Lima Beans
Sweet potato
Kale
Broccoli
Carrots
Green Pepper
Nuts:
Peanuts
Pine Nuts/Pignolias
Chestnuts
Almonds
Vitamin B5 - Pantothenic Acid - nutritional info
5 mg for adults and 6 - 7 mg for women who are pregnant or lactating.
Children need 2 - 4 mg of niacin per day.

Pantothenic acid is essential for the metabolism of food as well as in the formation of hormones and (good) cholesterol.

Oranges
Bananas

Avocado
Sweet potato
Potatoes
Corn
Lima Beans
Squash - winter
Artichoke
Mushrooms
Broccoli
Cauliflower
Carrots

No nuts contain a significant amount of vitamin B5.
Vitamin B6- Pryidoxine - nutritional info
1.3 to 1.7 mg for adults - 2 mg for women who are pregnant or lactating.
Children need between .6 to 1.3 mg.

B6 plays a role in the creation of antibodies in the immune system. It helps maintain normal nerve function and acts in the formation of red blood cells. It is also required for the chemical reactions of proteins. The higher the protein intake, the more need there is for vitamin B6. Too little B6 in the diet can cause dizziness, nausea, confusion, irritability and convulsions.

Bananas
Watermelon

Avocado
Peas
Potatoes
Carrots

No nuts contain a significant amount of vitamin B6.
Vitamin B9 / Folate / Folic Acid - nutritional info
At least 400 mcgs for most adults - pregnant women 600 mcgs and breastfeeding women should get at least 500 mcgs.
Children need between 150 to 300 mcg per day.

Folate and folic acid are both forms of B9. Folate occurs naturally in fresh foods, whereas folic acid is the synthetic form found in supplements. Your body needs folate to produce red blood cells, as well as components of the nervous system. It helps in the formation and creation of DNA and maintaining normal brain function, and is a critical part of spinal fluid. It has also been proven to reduce the risk for an NTD-affected (neural tube defect) pregnancy by 50 to 70 percent. Folic acid is vital for proper cell growth and development of the embryo. That is why it is important for a woman to have enough folate/folic acid in her body both before and during pregnancy.

Kiwi
Blackberries
Tomatoes
Orange
Strawberry
Bananas
Cantaloupe

Lima Beans
Asparagus
Avocado
Peas
Artichoke
Spinach
Squash - winter
Broccoli
Squash - summer
Corn
Sweet potato
Kale
Potatoes
Carrots
Onions
Green Pepper

Nuts/Seeds:
Peanuts
Sunflower Seeds
Chestnuts
Walnuts
Pine Nuts/Pignolias
Filberts/Hazelnuts
Pistachios
Almonds
Cashews
Brazil Nuts
Pecans
Macadamias
Pumpkin Seeds
Vitamin B12 - nutritional info
2.4 mcg for adults and 2.6 - 2.8 mcg for women who are pregnant or lactating.
Children need .9 - 2.4 mcg per day.

Like the other B vitamins, vitamin B12 is important for metabolism. It helps in the formation of red blood cells and in the maintenance of the central nervous system.
Vitamin B12 is the one vitamin that is available only from fish, poultry, meat or dairy sources in food.

None

None

No nuts contain a significant amount of vitamin B12.
Vitamin C - nutritional info
60 mg for adults - 70 mg for women who are pregnant and 95 for those lactating.
Children need between 45 and 50 mg

Vitamin C is one of the most important of all vitamins. It plays a significant role as an antioxidant, thereby protecting body tissue from the damage of oxidation. Antioxidants act to protect your cells against the effects of free radicals, which are potentially damaging by-products of the body’s metabolism. Free radicals can cause cell damage that may contribute to the development of cardiovascular disease and cancer. Vitamin C has also been found by scientists to be an effective antiviral agent.

Kiwi
Strawberry
Orange
Blackberries
Cantaloupe
Watermelon
Tomatoes
Lime
Peach
Bananas
Apples
Lemon
Grapes

Artichoke
Asparagus
Avocado
Broccoli
Carrots
Cauliflower
Corn
Cucumber
Green Pepper
Kale
Lima Beans
Mushrooms
Onions
Peas
Potatoes
Spinach
Squash - summer
Squash - winter
Sweet potato

No nuts contain a significant amount of vitamin C.
Vitamin D - nutritional info
5 mg for most adults. Between 50 - 70 yrs 10 mg, and after 70 15 mg.
Children need about 5 mg/day.

Vitamin D is known as the "sunshine vitamin" since it is manufactured by the body after being exposed to sunshine. Ten to fifteen minutes of good sunshine three times weekly is adequate to produce the body's requirement of vitamin D. This means that we don't need to obtain vitamin D from our diet unless we get very little sunlight – usually not a problem for children.
Vitamin D is vital to the human body as it promotes absorption of calcium and magnesium, which are essential for the normal development of healthy teeth and bones. It also helps maintain adequate levels of calcium and phosphorus in the blood.

None

Mushrooms

No nuts contain a significant amount of vitamin D.
Vitamin E - nutritional info
30 IU for most adults. Children need between 6-11 mg/day. (1 IU is equal to approximately .75 mg)
Note: some researchers and medical experts believe that with all of the positive studies using higher doses of vitamin E, this daily recommended intake is not high enough.

Like vitamin C, vitamin E plays a significant role as an antioxidant, thereby protecting body tissue from the damage of oxidation. It is important in the formation of red blood cells and the use of vitamin K. Many women also use it to help minimize the appearance of wrinkles, and mothers use it to help heal minor wounds without scarring, as it is valued for its ability to soothe and heal broken or stressed skin tissue.

Blackberries
Bananas
Apples
Kiwi

None

Nuts:
Almonds
Sunflower Seeds
Pine Nuts/Pignolias
Peanuts
Brazil Nuts
Vitamin K - nutritional info
70-80 micrograms/day for adult males, 60-65 micrograms per day for adult females.
Children need about half the amount, depending on age.

Vitamin K is fat soluble and plays a critical role in blood clotting. It regulates blood calcium levels and activates at least 3 proteins involved in bone health.

None

Vitamin K is found in significant quantities in dark green leafy vegetables such as spinach, broccoli, and kale.

Pine Nuts/Pignolias
Cashews
Chestnuts
Filberts/Hazelnuts

My new z550i : Review

2006-11-13T04:07:00.000-08:00

The Sony Ericsson Z550i is a clamshell opening camera phone which comes in a choice of pearl copper or sterling black coloured casing. The phone has a brushed aluminium finish & oozes sophistication. The phone measures 87.5 x 45.4 x 20.5 mm with the battery fitted & weighs 92.5 gram which provides a good feel & weight to the handset. The Z550i provides the user with 320 hours of standby battery time & 5 & a half hours worth of talk time. The elegant Z550i comes from the Z range of phones designed by Sony Ericsson which include the Sony Ericsson Z520i.

The phone has dual screens & the external screen provides the user with a useful external monochrome display. The external screen displays the time & date along with calendar reminders. The internal display provides 262k colours on a TFT screen which measures 1.9 Inches. The phone comes with wallpaper animations, screensavers & themed colourful displays which allow the user to create a personal feel to their phones displays. The Z550i camera phone comes with a 1.3 megapixel digital camera feature complete with 4 x digital zoom. The user will find the camera feature fun & extremely user friendly with some very useable editing features. The user can use the video record feature if they need to capture the moment in motion. The user can stream video onto their Sony Ericsson Z550i & the phone comes with a Video DJ™ feature which allows the user to create a video sequence by simply combining different video clips together & incorporating sound for a perfect finish.

The FM radio features comes with easy to use search function & the RDS feature allows the user to see digital text information on the song that is playing, news headlines, breaking news & sports results. The Z550i comes with a media player which can play video & music & the phone can play MP3 & ACC ringing tones. The user can be very creative with MusicDJ™ feature which is a sampler music tool that comes with drum, guitar, keyboard & bass sounds which allows the user to create their own distinctive polyphonic ringtone. The user can download music in three simple clicks from the phones desktop with the PlayNow™ feature.

The Sony Ericsson Z550i comes with 20 Mbytes of memory & the user can extend the phones memory by using a easily changeable Memory Stick Micro™ M2™ card. The user can connect to compatible Bluetooth™ devices & enjoy a wireless connection to download & transfer data. The built in Bluetooth™ technology provides the user with a wireless connection for convenience. The user can connect to their handsfree car equipment & Bluetooth™ headset for a wireless connection to devices. The phone work on a tri band network which covers GSM 900, GSM 1800 & GSM 1900 which allows the user to operate their phone over most of Europe & the US depending on the network service operator. The phone comes with RSS feeds & a Access NetFront™ Internet browser which provides a HTML browsing solution.

The user can take part in a conference calls with other contacts & enjoy arrange the big night out or a business plan with multiple contacts. The speaker phone feature allows the user to have a conversation over the phones speaker system & have a handsfree call experience. The user can use the push to talk feature to communicate with others which works like a walkie talkie style system. The user simply presses & holds down the push to talk key when they wish to talk to others & then on releasing the button the user will be able to hear the other contacts talking.

The Z550i comes with a calendar feature, calculator, phone book, file manager, business card exchange, alarm clock, tasks, timer & notes feature which are all user friendly & easily accessible. The user can have fun playing the Java™ games which are already preloaded on the phone & take part in the ultimate 3D gaming experience.

The Sony Ericsson Z550i comes with a built in sound recorder. The user can communicate with others using the one or more of the messaging services which include text messages (SMS), multimedia messages (MMS) & email with push email feature. The SMS message can contain text alone & is a quick way to communicate with other SMS compatible mobile phone users. The SMS service comes with a long SMS option so therefore the user can send & receive long text messages. The MMS message can contain text & sound with either a photo or image & can be sent to any MMS compatible device. The push email allows the user to receive emails directly to the Z550i from the IMAP or POP3 server quickly.

This thing Cost me around about 10.5k indian rupees (Handset+ 512mb Memory + Data cable) which is a really cheap deal if you compare it with the Handsets available in the market and features like this.......

Sony Ericsson Z550i Specifications & Features (Techno Jargon)

Screen

Internal 262k TFT Colour Screen (176 x220 Pixels)
External Monochrome STN Screen (128 x 36 Pixels)

Imaging

1.3 Megapixel Camera
4 x Digital Zoom
Video Clip
Video Record
Video Streaming
SVG Tiny 1.1
Video DJ™
Viewfinder Display
Picture Wallpaper
Wallpaper Animation
Screensaver
Themes Display

Messaging

SMS (Text Messaging)
MMS (Multimedia Messaging)
SMS Long
Email
Push Email
Predictive Text Input
Sound Recorder

Sound

Media Player
FM Radio RDS
FM Radio
Music Ringtones (MP3 & AAC)
Polyphonic Ringtones (16 Voice)
MusicDJ™
PlayNow™
Polyphonic Sound (40 Voice)

Entertainment

Java™ Games
3D Games
Embedded Games
Organiser
Phone Book
Organiser
Calendar
Contacts
File Manager
PIM Sync
Alarm Clock
Business Card Exchange
Calculator
Conference Calls
Vibrating Alert
Speakerphone
Tasks
Timer
Notes
Push to Talk

Connectivity

Bluetooth™
GPRS
USB
Fast Port
Synchronisation PC

Network

Tri Band Technology (GSM 900, GSM 1800 & GSM 1900)

Internet

Access NetFront™ Web Browser
Modem
RSS Feeds

Memory & Talk Time

20 Mbytes Memory Plus Memory Stick Micro™ M2™
5.5 Hours Talk Time
320 Hours Standby

Weight & Size

92.5 g
87.5 x 45.4 x 20.5 mm

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2006-10-12T09:41:00.000-07:00

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How stupid movies can be

2006-10-07T13:23:00.000-07:00

Here is a phone from a flick

Now about phones, how about variations of the Bob Newhart-style conversation where we only get to hear one side of the conversation, as in:

Marilyn hasn't shown up at the lawyer's office yet? (PAUSE) And you already called Bill's? (PAUSE) What did he say? (PAUSE) He hasn't seen her either. (PAUSE) So, John's getting nervous? (PAUSE) He's going to call the police...

If I'm not mistaken, the conversation must have gone like this:

"Marilyn hasn't shown up at the lawyer's office yet."
"Marilyn hasn't shown up at the lawyer's office yet?"

"No, and I've already called Bill's."
"And you already called Bill's?"

"Yes."
"What did he say?"

"He hasn't seen her either."
"He hasn't seen her either."

"John's getting pretty nervous about this."
"So, John's getting nervous?"

"Yes, he's going to call the police."
"He's going to call the police..."

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40 things that only happen in the movies

2006-10-07T13:16:00.000-07:00

I have seen things happen in movies that dify any logic whatsoevr so here is a list of such stupid stuff

It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.
Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard…
All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
Cars never need fuel (unless they’re involved in a pursuit).
If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
All single women have a cat.
Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade - at any time of the year.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don’t mind at all what the girl does for a living.
A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
It is not necessary to say "Hello" or "Goodbye" when beginning a telephone conversation. A disconnected call can always be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying "Hello? Hello?" repeatedly.
One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone’s Law).
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies with complicated devices incorporating fuses, pulleys, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks.
All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.
Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Most musical instruments (especially wind instruments and accordions) can be played without moving your fingers.
In Middle America, all gas station attendants have red handkerchiefs hanging out of their back pockets.
All teen house parties have one of every stereotypical subculture present (even people who aren’t liked and would never get invited to parties).
Trucks use their horns at random (no hang on, that happens in real life too!).

Nokia 5500 Sport Overview

2006-10-04T11:09:00.000-07:00

Nokia 5500 Sport Review

The Nokia 5500 sport is designed to suit a user with an active lifestyle & comes with unique sporting features. The handset has a stainless steel casing which is grey in colour & is shock, dust & water resistant. The durable handset weighs 103 grams & measures 107 x 45 x 18 mm which is compact for the user to carry with them at all times. The phone has a TFT type screen which displays 262k colours & has a 208 x 208 pixel screen resolution. The Nokia 5500 Sport comes with swap keys which allow the user to easily switch between features such as music, phone & sports modes. The phone comes with 64 Mbytes of internal memory & included in the phones kit comes a 64 Mbytes MicroSD™ memory card to expand the phones memory further. The user can expand the phones memory up to 1 Gbyte by using the swappable MicroSD™ memory cards which are available for the phone. The phone will provide 4 hours worth of talk time & up to 270 hours worth of standby time.

The phone comes with an integrated music player which can play music in MP3, AMP, AAC, eAAC+ & WMA music formats. The phone comes with a stereo headset included in the kit so that the user can experience a personal listening experience. The user can use the RealPlayer which is a media player to either play, download or stream music & video. The Nokia 5500 Sport comes with a built in FM radio which allows the user to tune into their preferred radio station whenever they desire. The visual radio feature allows the user to interact with the radio station & gain information which is provided by the radio station. The user can see which song is playing, information on the band or artist who sings the song, vote for a particular song & enter contests provided by the radio station. The visual radio is a totally interactive feature for the user to enjoy. The phone supports polyphonic, MP3, AMR, True Tones, AAC, eAAC+ & MIDI ringtones.

This sport phone comes with a sports diary which allows the user to keep a record of exercise programmes & fitness planning. The sports tests on the phone include a coopers test & biking test. The user can use the speed & distance counter, calories burned counter, stopwatch & steps calculator to assist them with their fitness plan. The Nokia 5500 Sport comes with a tapping command feature which allows the user to receive voice feedback tracking information rather than checking the display for information.

The phone comes with a flight mode which allows the user to operate certain features on the Nokia 5500 Sports whilst aboard an aircraft & in other restricted area. The user can take part in a conference call which allows the user to talk to other contacts on one call, all at the same time & can include up to five contacts per call. The user can use the Nokia push to talk feature which allows the user to talk to a group of contacts by using the push to talk key. The user simply presses & holds down the key to talk to others & on releasing the key the user will be able to hear the other contacts replies. The user can select the handsfree speaker if they are wanting to talk on a call but have the conversation over the phones loud speakers rather than holding the handset & talking through the mouth piece. The handsfree speaker phone allows the user to have a call without using their hands to hold the handset & the call is carried out by using the phones built in speakers & integrated microphone. The phone comes with highly useful voice features which include a voice recorder, voice commands to activate features, voice dialling & speaker independent number dialling (SIND).

The user can keep in contact with others by using the messaging services provides on the Nokia 5500 sport which include text messaging (SMS), multimedia messaging (MMS), email & audio messaging. The user can create, send & receive text or multimedia messages on their phone but the multimedia message allows the user to add photos or video with sound to their text input. The multimedia message can only be sent & receive by other multimedia messaging compatible mobile phone users. The user can enjoy using the email service which allows the user to send & receive attachments in all popular file formats. The phone comes with Nokia Xpress audio messaging which allows the user to send audio messages to compatible mobile phone users. The text to speech feature allows the user to listen to incoming messages which are read out by the Nokia 5500 Sport. The text to speech feature allows the user to listen to messages rather than read them from the phones display & can be a very useful feature for the user.

The user can connect to the World Wide Web by using the XHTML browser & comes with RSS feeds. The user can connect to compatible devices using either a Bluetooth™ wireless connection, USB cable or infra red connection. The phone works across a tri band network which will automatically swap between network bands without the user knowing.

The Nokia 5500 Sport comes with a 2 megapixel camera feature which comes complete with a 4 x digital zoom to capture every shot in true detail. The camera comes with user friendly features which include a self timer feature & advanced modes which can take the photo in either still, burst or video mode. The user can adjust the brightness of each photo, adjust the quality of each photo & take shots at night. The video player allows the user to play video in full colour in either a H263 or MPEG4 video format. The user can record & stream video on the Nokia 5500 Sport which can be stored on the phones memory & played over & over again using the video player feature.

Nokia 5500 Sport Specifications & Features

Screen

TFT 262k Colour Screen (208 x 208 Pixel)

Imaging

2 Megapixel Camera
4 x Digital Zoom
Self Timer
Advanced Mode (Still, Burst & Video)
Night Photos
Brightness Control
Photo Quality
Video Recorder
Real Video Player (H263 & MPEG4)
Video Player (QCIF Format)
Video Streaming
Themed Displays

Messaging

SMS (Text Messaging)
MMS (Multimedia Messaging)
Text to Speech
Email (SMTP, POP3 & IMAP4)
Email Attachments (jpeg, 3gp, MP3, ppt, doc, excel & pdf)
Nokia Xpress Audio Messaging

Sound

Music Player (MP3, AMP, AAC, eAAC+ & WMA)
RealPlayer Media Player
FM Stereo Radio
Visual Radio
Stereo Headset
Ringtones (MP3, AMR, True Tones, AAC, eAAC+ & MIDI)
64 Polyphonic Ringtones
Handsfree Speaker
Voice Commands
Voice Recorder

Entertainment

Snakes Games
Groovy Labyrinth Games
Embedded Java™ Games

Organiser

Contacts
Phone Book
Calendar
Calculator
Notepad
World Clock
Currency Converter
Active Idle
Sports Diary
Sports Tests
Stopwatch
Steps Calculator
Speed & Distance Counter
Calories Burned Counter
Tapping Command (Sports Voice Feedback)
Flashlight
Flight Mode
Voice Dialling
Conference Call (up to 5 Person)
Nokia Push To Talk
SIND (Speaker Independent Number Dialing)

Connectivity

Bluetooth™
Pop-Port™
USB
Infra Red
EDGE
GPRS

Network

Tri Band (GSM 900, GSM 1800 & GSM 1900)

Internet

XHTML
WAP
RSS Feeds

Memory & Talk Time

64 Mbytes Memory plus 64 Mbytes MicroSD™ Memory Card
4 Hours Talk Time
270 Hours Standby

Weight & Size

103 g
107 x 45 x 18 mm

Sony Ericsson w550i : My new love

2006-09-02T03:59:00.000-07:00

Many phones have gone beyond just making calls and these "Smartphones" are normally top end models with top end prices. However the latest Sony Ericsson phone to reach us for review, the W550i is more a phone for the average user. We tested the W550i over a week to see if its performance was more than average.

The Sony Ericsson W550i measures 97 x 47 x 23mm and tips the scales at a celebrity fat club weight of 120 grams, its fair to say its a little porky or chubby but not as obese as the S700i. The quad band W550 supports worldwide networks and also boasts edge data connectivity allowing use of GPRS enabled networks to pick up email, surf the web and to download audio tracks for its Walkman features.

The design of the W550i is a mixture of the bigger w800i and also the S700i, it is a pivoting phone with the keyboard appearing from under the screen with a swivel motion. This reveals the numeric keypad, while the main navigational buttons live under the screen on the upper surface. The screen looks good given its 176 x 220 pixel resolution and 262k colours, its the same screen used in both the K750i and W800i and works well in this model. Navigation is painless and those used to Sony's now perfected user interface will not be disappointed by the few tweaks, like the ability to see if a folder contains new messages when at the top level.

The W550i does sport a camera, this one a 1.3 mega pixel one which although it has auto focus, its not a patch on the excellent one on the K750. Apart from the drop in resolution it also struggles in low light and we don't mean near darkness, an overcast day will defeat it.

That said Sony Ericsson don't pitch the W550i as a camera phone, this is part of the mobile Walkman range and this the smaller brother of the W800i offers value for money compared to its bigger sibling. The same Walkman software sits on the W550 and it makes accessing your media a synch cataloguing artist, albums and tracks then serving them up through an excellent interface. All of your MP3 tracks are stored on the inbuilt 256mb memory which is room for around 100 tracks in MP3 or Apples ACC or Microsoft's WMA (even with DRM), however we found why the W550i is more cost effective. Sony have decided not to provide an external data slot, so no MMC, memory stick or SD card which means the maximum music you can carry is the 256mb internal memory and in one stroke they have crippled the W550i and made it about as useful as the Moto E1 iTunes phone.

This is a real shame as the USB fill up method and supplied CD ripping software (disc to phone) work remarkably well and we just love the hardware buttons to access your tunes quickly and without the need to wade through software menus. The audio quality of the W550i is also pretty good, perhaps not up to the quality of the Sony Walkmans like the NWA3000 or for that matter the iPod Nano, but not far behind. The combination of the W550i's hardware and the supplied earphones make for a nice clear sound with crisp if not voluptuous bass, but more than acceptable for a phone and in our opinion better than the iTunes phone from Motorola. There is an FM radio should you exhaust your 100 tracks but that feels like poor compensation for the lack of a memory stick!

Once again Sony Ericsson aim for the foot with their marketing pistol as the W550i has no 3.5mm jack, so should you want to use your own headphones (like our Shure E2c's) then you have to use a rather bulky dongle which connects to the phone and provides the 3.5mm jack.

Battery life may be a big worry when you start to wonder what the effect will be of using the W550i in Walkman mode, our first test leaving the walkman playing songs on a loop killed the phone in just under 16 hours. Then a more realistic test of a few calls, moderate use of the walkman (equivalent to 2 hours a day) meant the phone lasted around 2 days before needing a top-up. Not quite the 7 day standby quoted by Sony or the 8 hours talk time.

A few nice touches include some rather smart games to play, MMS and SMS plus a quiet useable email client, Also if the rather striking orange cover is too garish for you then its reassuring to know that there are a few other snap on covers to swap with.

We can report that the phone features work a treat with excellent RF performance meaning hardly any dropped calls and good reception in even marginal signal areas, the phonebook is as good as the rest of the SE range, with quick dials, Bluetooth for hands free and even infrared.

Sadly by this point we'd made our minds up and all the nice touches and the chunky yet reassuring feel of the W550i in our mitts wasn't enough to make up for the fact that we had a good sounding easy to use MP3 player that has less storage than an ant's bum bag. Clearly Sony have to differentiate their products but there is little point crippling products!

If you are happy with just 256mb of memory or are prepared to use the USB 2.0 connection to fill up your W550i then the Sony Ericsson W550i does make an excellent phone, but if like us you have a bit fore than 100 MP3's then you'll always wish you'd gone for the W800i.

Tech Specs

Full specifications
for Sony Ericsson W550i

General

Cellular technology
GSM
Band / mode
GSM 900/1800/1900 (Tri-Band)
Weight
0.3 lbs
Wireless Interface
Bluetooth, Infrared (IrDA)
Available body colors
Universe blue, orchid white, vibrant orange
Standby time
Up to 400 h
Combined with
With digital camera / digital player / FM radio

Phone

Vibrating Alert
Yes
Voice Dialing
Yes
Speakerphone
Yes
Polyphonic Ringer
Yes
Melody Composer
Yes
Alarm Clock
Yes
Calendar
Yes
Multi-language Menu
Yes
Additional Features
Picture editor, Picture phonebook, Video clip recording, Intelligent typing (T9), Built-in stereo speakers, Radio Data Service (RDS)

PDA Features

Flash memory installed
256 MB
Flash memory form factor
Internal
Synchronization With PC
Yes
Synchronization With

SyncML

Messaging / Data Services

Voice Mail Capability
Yes
Short Messaging Service (SMS)
Yes
Internet Browser
Yes
GPRS (General Packet Radio Service)
Yes
JAVA applications
Yes
Mobile Email
Yes
Messaging / Data Features
Macromedia Flash support
Messaging Services
EMS, MMS
WAP Protocol Supported:WAP Protocol Version
WAP 2.0

Digital Player / Recorder

Digital player supported digital audio standards
MP3
Digital player/recorder type
Digital player

Display

Display Type
LCD display
Display technology
TFT
Diagonal Size
1.8 in
Display Resolution
176 x 220 pixels
Color Support
Color
Color Depth
18-bit (262000 Colors)
Display Indicators
Keypad lock, Battery meter, Digital clock, GPRS indicator, Signal strength, Divert indicator, IR port indicator, Silent ring signal, Active profile icon, Bluetooth indicator, Text message waiting, Alarm clock indicator, Voice message waiting, Missed calls indicator

Power

Battery installed
1
Talk time
Up to 510 min
Audible Battery Alert
Yes

Cellular

Phone style
Swivel
Automatic Redial
Yes
Call Divert
Yes
Call Barring
Yes
Call Hold
Yes
Call Timer
Yes
Caller ID
Yes
Call Waiting
Yes
Volume Control
Yes
Ringer Control
Yes
Conference Call Capability
Yes
Computer Link
Yes
Phone Navigation Buttons
Joystick
Call Transfer
Yes

Physical Characteristics

Width
1.8 in
Depth
0.9 in
Height
3.7 in
Antenna
Integrated

My New desktop

2006-09-02T03:12:00.000-07:00

Poeple keep on asking me how my desktop looks like so heres a sneak preview of it

A few appz here and there

Google.com in firefox

Now please do comment on it i will post grass blades screenshosts later

Sony's PlayStation Portable (PSP)

2006-08-26T09:58:00.000-07:00

The PlayStation Portable (PSP) was officially announced at Sony's E3 Conference on May 11th 2004 and was released in Japan on December 12th 2004 at a price of 19 800 Yen, with a North American release on March 24th 2005, and European and Australian releases in mid 2005.

The PSP, as the name suggests, is like a portable version of Sony's popular PlayStation and PlayStation 2. It is capable of playing 3D games on it's 16:9 widescreen colour TFT LCD screen with 480 x 272 pixel resolution and 16.77 million colour palette.

The controls are similar to the PlayStation controller and also features an analogue stick. Games are stored on UMD (Universal Media Discs) which are about 65mm in diameter and can hold up to 1.8GB of digital media. The system also comes with a USB 2.0 port and 802.11 (Wi-Fi) wireless LAN, providing connectivity to various wireless devices including other PSPs for multiplayer games. The wireless and USB connections also allow for the downloading of data and software, online gaming and networking to memory stick PRO Duo.

Weighing around only 260 grams and measuring 170mm x 74mm x 23mm, this is certainly one compact device, loaded with a lot of features.

GameBoy Advance : PSP's grandpa

2006-08-26T09:53:00.000-07:00

Nintendo unveiled the GameBoy Advance on August 24th 2000 at Spaceworld in Tokyo, Japan after talks of the console going back to a year before. It was released to the public on March 21st 2001 for a price of 9800 yen. Nintendo felt it was time to upgrade the capabilities of their GameBoy console after over a decade on the market and many changes in appearance, size and a colour screen (GameBoy Color).

The GameBoy Advance is what Nintendo wanted to achieve with Project Atlantis (a 32-bit colour handheld that was backwards compatible). It is almost the exact same size as the GameBoy Color, but held lengthwise with the buttons at the sides and the screen in the middle. It features all the same buttons as the other GameBoys except for two extras on top (shoulder buttons). The screen is wider and larger than the normal GameBoy screen. GameBoy Advance is fully backwards compatible with GameBoy and GameBoy Color games which means you have access to a huge library of titles. GameBoy Advance take cartridges which are about half the size of normal GameBoy carts.

The GameBoy Advance can be attached to the Nintendo GameCube and games will interface between the two consoles.

On January 6 2003, Nintendo announce the GameBoy Advance SP, a more compact version of the GameBoy Advance that features a number of improvements on the original GameBoy Advance including a frontlit screen and a recharagable battery with up to 18 hours play time (with the screen light turned off; 10 hours with the light turned on). The battery can be fully recharged through the system itself within 3 hours. The SP version also comes with a multi-access port that is used for the AC adaptor and will also accept headphones if you use the special adaptor that Nintendo has also developed.

The GameBoy Advance SP was released in Japan on 14th Febrary 2003 for 14 500 yen and later released in the US on March 23rd 2003 at the price of $99US.

Although the GameBoy Advance is 32-bit, there is no 3D processor, so games will be mostly 2D (they look similar to Sega 32X games).

Nintendo 64 : Sony Plastation's cousin

2006-08-26T09:45:00.000-07:00

The Nintendo 64 was originally code-named Project Reality and was to be called the Ultra 64. The release date, June 23 1996 in Japan. It was then released in USA on 26 September in the same year for US$199. Other countries followed soon after.

This 64-bit console used cartridges rather than CDs, which were being used in competitors 32-bit consoles. The main competitor of the Nintendo 64 was Sony's Playstation. The Nintendo 64 had many advantages over the other consoles, thanks to Silicon Graphics. There is a huge difference in loading times between a CD and a cartridge. This was one benefit, but then cartridges cannot give the same "CD-quality" sound.

The Nintendo 64 had some great games. This console would be good for kids, not only because of the many G-rated games (but it still had a lot of games that would appeal to adults too), but also because it's so fun to put together! Connecting all the little add-ons can be fun - the power supply, controller, controller pak, rumble pak, expansion pak. The controller of this console was an excellent design as well, especially with the analogue control stick, as well as the fact that you didn't have to buy a whole new controller if you wanted to play rumble games (like you did with Playstation's Dual Shock controllers).

The Nintendo 64 was first released in grey, but other colours soon followed. The console was quite a big success, but not as much as the Sony Playstation. In the end, Nintendo sold over 30 million Nintendo 64s worldwide.

Punjabi da lutaf layo

2006-08-26T02:47:00.000-07:00

Kudiyan wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

Padna-likhna chhad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi ronde ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange thuhanu manaan vaaste.

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nede vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Tusi kehnde ho pyaar na vishvaas da hai
mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,
mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,
mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri chhoti bhen fasavange!!!

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi

Chhad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
ainde lok den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhavange yaaraane

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

Does size matter???

2006-08-18T08:33:00.000-07:00

Vande Mataram!

2006-08-15T03:46:00.000-07:00

"Let us for a moment pause to reflect what it is that for which we would like to be remembered for by future generations. Will we be remembered for how many mosques our generation has added, will we be remembered for how many temples our generation has added or will we be remembered for how many gurudwaras our generation has added?

No, not at all. We will be remembered only if we give to our younger generation a prosperous and safe India, resulting out of economic prosperity coupled with civilisational heritage."

- Hon'ble President Dr. APJ Abdul Kalaam
Happy Independence Day!
Vande Mataram!

A really norrow house

2006-08-14T02:43:00.000-07:00

A touching story

2006-08-14T02:32:00.000-07:00

What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There
isn't one! Read it anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have
made the same choice?

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children,the
father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten
by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff,
he offered a question:

"When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature
does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as
other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where
is the natural order of things in my son?"

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. "I believe,that when a child like Shay, physically
and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize
true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other people
treat that child."Then he told the following story:

Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were
playing baseball. Shay asked,"Do you think they'll let me play?"
Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone ! like
Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were
allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and
some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay
could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and
said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning.
I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."
Shay struggled over to the team's bench put on a team shirt with a broad
smile and his Father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart.
The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom
of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind
by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played
in the right field. Even though no hits ! came his way, he was obviously
ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to
ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth
inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded,
the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win
the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit
was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat
properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the
other team putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved
in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able
to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.
The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards
Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground
ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over, but the pitcher picked up the soft grounder
and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would
have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the head of the first baseman,
out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams
started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in
his life had Shay ever ran that far but made it to first base. He scampered
down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!"

Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling
to make it to second base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base,
the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on their team, who had
a chance to be the hero for his team for the first time. He could have
thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the
pitcher's intentions and he too intentionally threw the ball high and far
over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as
the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay"

Shay reached third base, the opposing shortstop ran to help him and turned
him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third Shay,
run to third" As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams and
those watching were on their feet were screaming, "Shay, run home!
Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who
hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.

That day, said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face,
the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world.

Shay didn't make it to another summer and died that winter, having never
forgotten being the hero and making his Father so happy and coming home
and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

AND, NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY:

We all send thousands of jokes
through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending
messages about life choices, people think twice about sharing. The crude,
vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion
about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.

World condemns Jones's racist remark

2006-08-14T02:20:00.000-07:00

FORMER Australian batsman Dean Jones has become the latest commentator to fall victim to the curse of the off-air microphone. But unlike Tony Greig and Ian Chappell, Jones has lost a contract worth a tax-free $US2000 ($2615) a day, and his television employment prospects look bleak.

Jones offended viewers of South Africa's SuperSport network, which carried the feed from the Dubai-based production company Ten Sports, when he stated, "The terrorist has got another wicket" during what he thought to be an advertisement break. The statement referred to Hashim Amla, a coloured South African batsman and devout Muslim, who had just caught Sri Lanka's Kumar Sangakkara during the second Test in Colombo.

The production company that hired Jones, the Dubai-based Ten Sports, has terminated his contract with "immediate effect," according to its communication director Ray Reed.

"This is a deal-breaker for us and he won't be employed again," Reed said. "We are a company with a diverse range of employees and we take a zero-tolerance approach to comments like that."

Jones is hardly the first cricket commentator to land in hot water for comments he believed to be off-air but he will most likely be treated the most harshly. In 1999, Greig uttered, "Do you think she has been flown in" - a mail-order bride reference - when cameras panned to a wedding reception behind North Sydney Oval that involved a caucasian man and Asian woman. And Chappell was recorded swearing, again in the belief that his microphone was off, during a match he was covering.

In those cases, the punishments were mild. Jones, however, has not just raised the ire of South African viewers and his former employers, he has also infuriated the International Cricket Council. "We are in the process of beefing up our anti-racism code as we speak, and this kind of comment is completely unacceptable," ICC media manager Brian Murgatroyd said.

Will broadcasters dare raise the ICC's ire by hiring Jones? Certainly Ten Sports won't be. Owned by Abdul Rahman Bukhatir, Ten is the largest broadcaster of cricket in the world and the company with which Jones established himself as a star of the subcontinent.

Jones was apparently standing at the back of the commentary box when Amla, noted for his refusal to wear a brewery logo on his shirt to keep with his Muslim beliefs, took a catch to dismiss Sangakkara.

"I'm employed in the next two months, so I'm OK," Jones told the Herald yesterday, without revealing where he would be working.

Last night, Melbourne radio station 3AW, for whom Jones has worked as a full-time commentator during the summer months in the past two years, insisted it would not drop him from its coverage this coming season.

"He is still a, quote-unquote, required player," program director Clark Forbes said. "We wouldn't be changing our contractual arrangements on that basis."

Jones arrived back in Melbourne last night and said he had apologised to Amla. "I got hold of Hashim Amla and I spoke to him for a certain amount of time," said Jones. "I gave him my sincerest apologies and he was gracious enough to accept it. He said, 'I hope you get through this ugly situation that you are going through'."

Before leaving Colombo, Jones said in a statement: "It was a silly and completely insensitive thing to say and, obviously, it was never supposed to be heard over the air. I am truly sorry to have caused offence to anybody and the last thing I intended was to be disrespectful.

"Everyone needs to get away from perpetuating the myth, publicly and privately, that beards associated with the Muslim faith are somehow suspicious, and I intend to do exactly that. The irony is that I am great friends with most of the Pakistan team and they are all Muslims. I have no end of respect for the Muslim faith - that's why I'm so sorry at making such a stupid comment. It does not represent who I am, how I think or what I believe."

Gerald Majola, the chief executive of Cricket South Africa, was scathing. "This kind of insulting racial stereotyping has no place in cricket and must be stamped on swiftly," he said.
A HISTORY OF HUMILIATION

2006: Former Australian batsman now commentator Dean Jones refers to South African batsman Hashim Amla as a "terrorist". Amla is a Muslim. Jones is axed by his employer, Ten Sports.

- The ICC deploys an investigator, Goolam Vahanvati, to look into allegations that Australian crowds called South African cricketers "kaffirs".

- 2005: Waratahs forward Justin Harrison was suspended for three Super 12 matches for calling Cats winger Chumani Booi a "black c---" during a match in Johannesburg.

- 2003: Australian batsman Darren Lehmann is suspended for five one-day matches for audibly uttering "black c----" after his dismissal by Sri Lanka in a limited-overs match at the Gabba.

- 2001: During a five-set match against American tennis player James Blake, Lleyton Hewitt attempted to have a black linesman removed by telling the chair umpire: "Look at him and you tell me what the similarity is." Hewitt later denied the comment was made on racial grounds.

True love

2006-08-13T02:51:00.000-07:00

There was a blind girl
Everyone hated her except her boyfriend
He always used to say that i'll marry you
but the girl said that i'd marry you if i could see
suddenly one day someone donated her eyes
when she saw her boyfriend, she was astonished to see that he was also blind...
her boyfriend asked "will you marry me now?"
she simply refused
her boyfriend went away saying.."just take care of my eyes!!"

Rabri's Devi goes in Heaven : Desi joke

2006-08-13T02:48:00.000-07:00

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front
Of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri,

"Who's clock is that?"

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
Never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his
Entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a
Ceiling fan".