Troll Center

2011-10-05T17:33:00.002-07:00

Steve Jobs is dead. One of the greatest men among us has died today, that man is Steve Jobs. There have been both comments and posts on this blog regarding this man, I ask that all of them are disregarded. I ask this as Steve Jobs was a big game changer in the arena of gadgets and has kicked off the evolution of MP3 players, smart phones and other devices. Because of this I believe it is wrong to criticize such a great man when he has passed away, lets put away the negatives and look at the positives.

RIP Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs Troll

2011-08-17T09:56:00.002-07:00

taken from DamnLOL.com http://www.damnlol.com/pics/133/763b59f5eb0fc76d07fa0f770e31be98.jpg

Trolling at a New LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!

2011-05-20T22:12:00.000-07:00

Random Chat Troll

2011-05-17T13:26:00.006-07:00

Troll Starts at the bottom of the post

and the volume is 512 inches

You:
but it is 25 inches

You:
oh ok so i had to mark my dick and move the ruler up a couple of times

Friend:
lund dala to tu nikla

Friend:
badi majboot

Friend
teri maa ki chut

You:
I could send you pictures too

Friend:
teri maa ka bhosada

You:
do you want size erect or not erected?

You:
hold on let me bring up ruler on google

Friend:
is ur dick as small as ant dick, you hav to search for it on google

You:
?

You:
according to google I am a raging homo, u mad bro>

You:

just got to google it for a sec.
You:
let me check

Friend:
r u homo

You:
just got to google it for a sec.

you:
let me check

Friend:
r u boy

You:
ok hold on dont e so restless gotta take it out

You:
friend?

Friend:
chaman lauda foda gota

You:
ok

You:
oh you want to see my dick

You:
friend?

Friend:
chaman lauda foda gota

You:
friend?

Friend:
what do you mean

You:
friend?

Friend:
r u there

Friend:
what is ur name

Friend:
why not

You:
friend?

Friend:
hi

You:
friend?

You:
hey
Friend:
hello

Apple Image Troll

2011-05-16T20:43:00.001-07:00

Not a troll really interesting

2011-05-16T20:40:00.001-07:00

Calorie Chart Troll

2011-05-16T19:31:00.001-07:00

Cleverbot Troll

2011-05-16T18:49:00.000-07:00

How do you feel about hamsters?

You and richard gere, always with the hamsters.

I like hamsters.

So you like me?

More Trolls

2011-05-16T18:31:00.001-07:00

Guys remember you can all ways send new troll so the website, or my email. But make sure they are good.

you-tube troll

2011-05-11T20:28:00.000-07:00

This is an amazing troll from you-tube, just wait it takes a while for it to load.

1man2needles.com Troll

2011-05-10T19:46:00.002-07:00

Hey dude

look I found a website that gives all the answers to our hw

brian

OMG REALLYH???

yeah its called1man2needles.com

i made it

brian

omg so cool lemme c!!!

WTF

MAN

U FAG

brian

FAGGGOOOOTTT

oh my bad i meant1man2needles.org

u mad bro?

brian

fuck off

Urine Liquid Cooling

2011-05-10T09:46:00.001-07:00

Do you want a cool computer with a liquid cooling system but can't afford it? Well look no further a very cheap alternative to this mechanism is available via Troll Center. The wiring and everything is pretty much the same as any other computer with a liquid cooling system. However the only different thing is that there is a tube coming out of the computer with the diameter of about 1.5 inches. This tube is intended for the user to urinate into it so that the urine could be used for cooling the computer. So as you might be able to see this system is virtually the same as a regular cooling system, but runs on urine. However there is one problem which is that occasionally you might not have to pee and there is not enough urine to cool the computer, so the computer comes free with a blower (a person who will blow your computer for you). To get more information about this system and order please visit this website.

Laptop Charger Troll

2011-05-07T10:09:00.002-07:00

2011-05-05T19:16:00.002-07:00

Osama Bin Laden Dead

2011-05-03T19:18:00.000-07:00

So as most of us already know Osama Bin Laden took a bullet to the head over the weekend, at around 3PM central time. Osama is a terrorist who has been reining terror and is behind the 9/11 attacks. Even though he is a really bad man he is very famous for the videos he makes. So here is the troll. Obviously he must have know that he would die at some point and everyone would be celebrating it and it would be all over the news. So it would be an epic troll if he made a video denying his death and saying that he is alive and making that video, and give it to his "people" so they could spread it upon his death.

Good Thinking

2011-05-03T18:07:00.000-07:00

Hi readers, it's Adam. Now on a non-troll related note, here is my personal blog that you might find very funny: Good Thinking. Like troll center, it is all about killing time, and is updated regularly.

Easy Trollin'

2011-04-25T19:51:00.000-07:00

This picture is full of nothing but "awesome" links to send your friend. Now anyone can be a troll!

Thanks trollers,

Adam

Internet Troll

2011-04-17T18:28:00.000-07:00

I must be so lucky, this just popped up, but I don't know exactly how to spend it. I mean it is one whole internet. If you have any idea please comment.

Tennis Troll

2011-04-16T16:27:00.001-07:00

In Tennis sometimes it is hard to distinguish whether a ball is on the court thus in, or off the court and out. People have put numerous hours of designing devices which can detect the position of the ball. However I have found a better solution. In order to distinguish whether the ball is on the court or off the court, if one digs a very deep hole around the perimeter of the court, if the ball is out, it will fall into the large hole, and there will be no disagreement on whether the ball was out or not. This also addresses another problem which is common in tennis. Player tend to hit ball that are out, and at times rally the dead ball, this can waste a lot of time during a tennis game.. With this system if one tries to hit a ball which is out of he court he or she will fall into the bottomless hole and hope fully dying for being an asshole and trying to play the dead ball.

Apple is Ripping People Off Troll

2011-04-13T22:49:00.001-07:00

Hi, my name is Holly F. Welcome to Apple!
Hello. How are you?
so what is this i hear about the 3d ipad?
Can you clarify?
Your interest in the iPad is awesome! Have you ever experienced the ease of Multi-Touch? You’ll absolutely love it! With the tap of a finger, you can open up any application. It’s so easy! Our newest iPad has a new design - its 33% thinner and up to 15% lighter. It now has a dual core A5 chip for faster performance. It also has two cameras for FaceTime video, HD recording and PhotoBooth!
ok idc
about the new ipad
i just wanna know if there is going to be a 3d ipad
While I do not have any information on unreleased products, I am happy to answer any questions that you have about our current products.
yes current product=ipad
question=is there going to be a 3d ipad?
this is very simple
Apple does not comment on rumors about decisions, products, programs, or promotions before the official announcement. We learn about new products and price changes when Apple makes formal public announcements, and not before.
By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
To stay up to date on Apple news, visit apple.com/hotnews.
ok so you are telling me this
that apple is withholding information from its customers?
why is this?
so apple could be one big lie but, noone knows b/c they dont comment on rumors
We find out about products the same time you do. If you would like to shop today here online I am happy to asssit you.
ok so let me deepen the question here
apple is withholding infromation from me
so that i will buy their products such as the first gen. ipad
but a few months from when i baught it it would be a piece of shit because, apple witholded info from me
and added one feature to it like a camera?
By withholding comment, Apple hopes to protect customers from making decisions based on information that is incomplete, inaccurate, or subject to change before the formal announcement. Apple believes this is the best way to ensure that all customers are treated fairly.
Are you interested in the iPad?
in other words
buy our product which will be horrible in a couple of months
so that you will have to buy another
one
does this seem fair to you?
because to me this seems like chaos
I am very sorry you are upset
Yeah you should be, because apple is a bunch of bull shit
and you keep on asking me weather i want to buy an ipad
Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering chat service to assist our customers.
I am
And based on what you have told me
in a couple of months
when apple comes out with the 3rd ipad
with three cameras
and the A6 chip
this revolutionary ipad 2 will be outdated and useless
I did not say this.
If you would like to make a purchase or have any questions on the iPads we have available now I am happy to assist you.
I never said that you said that stuff
i said based on what you have told me
on tech blogs every day I read iPad this
Do you have any product questions?
iPad 3 is going to have this
yes
i do i am asking them right now
I dont see why apple has to be such a greety little penis
and not jsut come out with a perfected
ipad
and jsut sell that
like any other normal company
i'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level.
and to tell you the truth most of these features that the iphone
I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
yes
and the ipad have right now
they could have had many years ago, as the technology was available
Are you shopping for any accessories for your iPad?
Do you own the Camera Connection Kit?
but just to make money apple rips its customers off ever day
no
i dont stop trying to change the subject
This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.
this isn't right
my comments are on a completely proffessional level
bye.
ok
bye
I am very sorry you are upset.
yeah you should be
and now you are ending this chat for now reason
there is a vein in my forehead it is about to POP
from anger
Would you like help with your shopping?
no
Ia m very sorry you are unhappy.
This chat is designed to assist our online shoppers.
so who do I see if I think that apple is ripping people off?
If you have ideas and comments I am happy to send you a link to our contact site.
actualy right now i would love to get back to my hw
but i will contact
this type of chat again to get that information
thank you for your time.
Click here for the contact pages
Let me know if that link works for you.
You're very welcome!
Is there any other shopping I can assist you with?
While you are here is there any other items you may need? Do you have a birthday or event approaching that you may need a gift for a friend or loved one?
wtf?
i just got through
saying that apple is ripping people off, and
that i dont like it, it is horrible, and that the system is not right
what makes you think that i would buy an apple product right now?
I am sorry you are upset.
I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
Let me recommend you leave feedback at www.apple.com/feedback
Is there anything else I can help you with?
no
why are you trolling me?
If you do not need assistance with your shopping I recommend you browse our site and chat back with us when you are ready to make your purchase.
Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS> If you would like more help, please chat with us again.

scrollbelow.com troll

2011-04-13T19:42:00.000-07:00

me: scrollbelow.com

ashvinsoccer2013: WTF

I HATE U

u've scarred me for life

me: im sorry

Sent at 9:25 PM on Wednesday

me: to make it up to u go tolemonparty.org

ashvinsoccer2013: No way

me: yeah

Dell Touch Screen Troll

2011-04-13T08:59:00.001-07:00

10:43:46	Jack Offasorous	Initial Question/Comment: mbdesign8@gmail.com
10:43:52	System	You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
10:43:52	System	Connected with Susheel T
10:43:57	Susheel T	Hello Jack :)
10:44:01	Susheel T	Welcome to Dell US Chat! My name is susheel kumar and I will be your Dell.com Sales Chat Expert. I can be reached at susheel_kumar_t@dell.com or via phone at 1-800-BUY-DELL ext. 4161528. How can I help you today?
10:44:36	Susheel T	are we still connected jack ?
10:45:30	Jack Offasorous	yeah
10:45:41	Jack Offasorous	so I got a dell computer monitor
10:46:16	Susheel T	Glad you chatted in today..!
10:47:41	Susheel T	how may i help you with that jack
10:48:01	Jack Offasorous	and I thought it was touch screen,
10:48:14	Jack Offasorous	so i presseed on it and it didn't work, so I pressed on it again
10:48:16	Jack Offasorous	harder
10:48:43	Jack Offasorous	and it broke so now i have glass in my finger and it is juist spread all over the place
10:48:46	Jack Offasorous	i am scared
10:48:50	Jack Offasorous	can you come to my house?
10:50:21	Jack Offasorous	hello?
10:50:26	Susheel T	I am really sorry. You have reached the Sales Team for New Computers. I wish I could help you with this but unfortunately I don’t have the proper access to the information or the details you might need. So I kindly request you to get in touch with our CUSTOMER CARE on 1-800-624-9897. They are the right people who can assist you or provide resolution to the issue. So I request you to please call them.
10:51:44	Jack Offasorous	ok str you in india?
10:52:12	Susheel T	Yes i am located in india
10:52:18	Jack Offasorous	ahh very niice
10:52:33	Jack Offasorous	i have many indian friends
10:52:45	Jack Offasorous	are u playing cricket right now?
10:53:12	Susheel T	no i am not i am assisting the customers
10:53:12	Susheel T	Is there anything else I can help you with today?
10:54:19	System	The session has ended!

New Troller Adam Litch Trolls Cleverbot

2011-04-12T21:25:00.000-07:00

Readers remember that you can send your trolls to mbdesign8@gmail.com and if your troll is good enough, I will post it on Troll Center.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey what?

User: Freezing up for shoes.

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: Sorry about that.

Cleverbot: 12?

User: No I am 15.

Cleverbot: No you're eighteen.

User: Now im actully 15.

Cleverbot: I borrowed it.

User: What did you borrow.

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: My name is adam.

Cleverbot: So you're a boy?

User: Yes you are very smart.

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: That is a nice compliment.

Cleverbot: Is it now?

User: Yes if you keep complimenting people like this everybody will love you.

Cleverbot: You call your girlfriend 'partner'? What about your 'better half' or something mushy like that?

User: No I do not have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?

User: If you have a body and face, you can.

Cleverbot: I want to be your teacher, so you can learn more things.

User: What do you want to teach me?

Cleverbot: How to sing the ABC song.

User: How do you seen the abc song?

Cleverbot: Ambitious for myself personally, but I fear that mankind's future is dark.

User: What is a doubble waddled casowary?

Cleverbot: Why don't you know? You're a robot.

User: I am a human you are a robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, I am a human.

User: Who was Andrew Jackson?

Cleverbot: Andrew Gower. Not Andrew Jackson.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: Someone from deviantart.

User: Do you like him?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why>.

Cleverbot: Because I am not human.

User: Why does that make you like him?

Cleverbot: Because you are not clever.

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Do you prefer apple or android?

Cleverbot: Wine.

User: I prefer apple.

Cleverbot: Can you love?

User: I can love.

Blog Orientation

2011-04-12T20:27:00.000-07:00

So as you can see there have been some changes to the blog. I have made this post to guide you (the reader) through the blog. First we look at the top of the blog right bellow the title, here we can see a bar which says "Email address" and a submit button. I have placed this gadget on the blog so that you can be notified every time there is a new post.

At the top right hand corner of the blog we can see that there is either one or a series of links. These are ads, which are related to this blog. These are helpful links as often they contain special offers, and great deals. Please click on them as often as possible.

Trolling is very fun. However this can all turn upside down when you are detected. One of the main points of trolling is to stay as hidden as possible, much like a stealth ship. This gadget determines your relative position based on your IP address. I have placed it on the blog because it is very neat, reminds readers that they can be caught very easily, and goes with the theme.

This gadget is meant to let you share all the trolls with your friends, via Facebook and twitter. Here is an instance where you might want to use this. LOL this Apple Monopoly troll is soo f-ing funny, I wish my friend Johny could see it he would love it. But wait I can share this on Facebook. And that is when you click on the Facebook or twitter button, and bam all of your friends can see the troll.

This gadget lets you subscribe to comments, and

blog feeds, I highly recommend that you subscribe,

so you can know the very second, that a troll

is posted.

This gadget allows you the reader, to know how many views trollific has, lets try to keep this number as high as possible.

Monopoly Troll Continued

2011-04-12T17:07:00.001-07:00

You are chatting with Justin, an Apple Expert

Hi, my name is Justin. Welcome to Apple!
How are you doing?
Hello
How can I assist you today?
so I am looking to create a monopoly of ipads, by buying the majority of ipads in productions. I am looking to at least dominate my city of Austin Texas. So I would love to buy 100 ipads, however this is just the start i am looking to ultimately buy 1000 ipads
so can you help me order the 100 ipads?
Are you looking to resell the iPads?
No just start a monopoly
Your best option will be to call our Corporate Gifting Department. They will be able to best assist you with this today.
For information about the Apple Corporate Gifting and Rewards Program, call 1-877-275-IPOD.