Nithyananda: Truth About the Cult of Swami 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda; Organized Fraud

Nithyananda's Birthday Bash is Bashed by the Police

2013-01-06T05:31:00.000-08:00

Tamil Nadu Police Rains in Sex Swami Nithyananda's Birthday Parade
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how's your late birthday party going? Rrrrrrrrah! Wow, Salami Nithyananda, it's your party and you can grumble if you like to. Gee, why the sour mode? Oh, oh, we just saw the news too thanks to that other blog, Stand Up for Dharma:

http://www.dinamalar.com/News_Detail.asp?Id=621116 NEW!

http://viruvirupu.com/2013/01/06/43384/

http://www.dinakaran.com/News_Detail.asp?Nid=36150

http://www.nakkheeran.in/users/frmNews.aspx?N=89761

http://www.maalaimalar.com/2013/01/06140343/madurai-aadheenam-petition-to.html

Google: Tamil to English Translator

And, look Salamander Nithyananda, here is an eye-witness report along with a translation of the consolidated articles above:

Late in the Night of 5th, Nithya was informed by the local Thruvannamalai police that he is not allowed to enter the main Shiva temple on the 6th morning as per his schedule. Nithya's devotees had erected a huge temporary stage in front of the temple for Nithya to address the gathering and give his birthday message. Late on 5th night the police dismantled the stage and removed the audio system and warned Nithya that he would be arrested if he conducted a public address. So his 6th morning programme of visiting the Main Shiva temple in Thruvannamalai and addressing the devotees and giving his birthday message was cancelled. He never visited the temple. This is the first time perhaps he could not visit the temple on his birthday, from the time he became a so called Swami.

His evening programme in his Thruvannamalai Ashram also turned out to be a bigger fiasco. He erected a huge temporary stage in the open grounds and decked it up with floral decorations. Dinner for devotees was arranged in an adjoining school ground. His schedule was: At 4.30 PM pada puja and arati was to be performed in the Ananda Sabha by his fully brain washed devotees like Aiyya, Rishi and other fools. At 5.30PM he was supposed to be on the stage to be honored by his devotees. Sat sang and message was for 6.00PM to be followed by individual darshan and dinner. His brainwashed organizers from nearby villages arranged for about 10 bus loads of poor villagers. The organizers paid Rs500.00 per person with free mala, meals and transport. It was a paid holiday trip for the villagers. Nithya wants crowds for advertisement and is willing to pay for them. This is a practice followed by political parties in India. Sad but this is the truth. By about 3.00PM a crowd of about 2000 was managed by Nithya's organizers. Most of the crowd were villagers who were paid to attend the programme. The Police about 200 personnel in all arrived in 4 vans at around 3.30PM and surrounded the Ashram. The inspector went inside and told Nithya that he was not permitted to take the stage and address a public gathering. He could only give darshan to his devotees in a room/ hall and accept pada puja. Once the police realized that the majority of the so called devotees were a paid crowd, they promptly dispersed them and sent them back to their villages. Nithya was warned not to take the stage and address the crowd. He promptly cancelled the evening program. As I write this the police are still posted in the Ashram. Tomorrow he has announced an NSP program in nearby Salem District. We need to see if he will take the program as announced or will cancel the same.

Oh, dear, Parmesan Nithyananda, it looks like the Tamil Nadu Police blocked your parade, big speech, everything. How dare the Tamil Nadu Police does this to you, Salami Nithyananda!

Sex Swami Nithyananda's Birthday Bash Goes Up in Flames as His 'Enlightened' Staff Fails to Make Preparations

Nithyananda is left gasping for air as his 10th anniversary birthday celebrations goes up in smoke.

Parmesan Nithyananda, who is to blame for this disaster? After all, Sri Nithyananda, it couldn't be you. You, Oh Failed Pharaoh of Madurai, are the Rare Living Avatar, God Incarnate. Therefore, no one could blame this fiasco on you. Not at all. Then again, your staff could have really messed up. Without your presence while you, Oh Great Holy Tour Guide, were cruising money right out of the pockets of all those rich paying tourists (high seas robbery), your staff's enlightenment certificates certainly must have eroded. Why even with a whole extra week to make preparations (translates greasing the right palms) your enlightened inner-circle just couldn't put round pegs inside square holes. Not looking good, Parmesan Nithyananda, your weak week late birthday bash had been thoroughly bashed. Kaput. No more. What an embarrassment!

Gee, Salami Nithyananda, you are the Greatest Kal Bhairva imitator this side of any circus. No one can cross your path like the Tamil Nadu Police just did and get away with it. Will you make another threatening YouTube Video where you declare yourself as being a Divine Bug Zapper and then threaten to zap the daylights out of the Tamil Nadu Police?

Nithyananda, the Great Kal Bhairava imitator, has no choice but to threaten the destruction of the Tamil Nadu Police force for embarrassing him a week after his birthday.

It's just natural that you, Sri Nithyananda, continue these threats. After all, you, Salami Nithyananda, did threaten to destroy that blogger. It's been a whole year since you, ex-293 Nithyananda, made that threat and nothing happened to that blogger yet. But, we are sure that in ten, fifteen, maybe even twenty years, that blogger will stub his toe or not get an extra scope of ice cream when it is hot outside. Then, he will know not to make fun of you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda, ever again.

But, all is not lost, Parmesan Nithyananda, you can still hire a punk rock band or two to do some birthday celebrations and amuse the big crow of 10 million followers that came for the big failed even. And, then you, Salami Nithyananda, can still tape your birthday speech and then post it on YouTube. You can even have the three or four ashramites (who haven't been arrested) gathered around you during your speech. These ashramites can clap their hands and whoop on cue so you, Salamander Nithyananda, can say your speech was taped in front of a live audience. Perfect! In five years from now, no one will ever guess that your birthday bash, Sri Nithyananda, was a bust.

Nithyananda (as Mr. Burns) Celebrates His Birthday with the ~~Ramones~~ Rolling Stones

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda, a Week Late for His Birthday Bash

2013-01-01T22:22:00.000-08:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda is a Week Late and $10 Million Short for His Own Birthday, but Promises to Show His Face in Public
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Hi Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? [no reply.] Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? [no reply.] Sri Nithyananda, today is that special day, you know, the day you were born and became enlightened. At least you say that you were born on this day, even though your passport and other documents say March 13, 1997. But, now that we have become, once again, unquestioning, faithful devotees of yours again, we believe that Parmesan Nithyananda born on January 1, 1978 and he was enlightened January 1, 2000 after ten, well, maybe seven, but reduced to five-half-years of wandering barefoot, but now revised to say he was barefooted and wondering in the Ramakrishna Mission. But, don't worry, we believe you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda. Honest.

So where are you, Salami Nithyananda? This is the day we celebrate your pompous show of material wealth and cultish cheer-leading for over a week straight. Why in the good old days, you, Salamander Nithyananda even had the now disgraced Ex-Chief Minister, CM B S Yeddyurappa to grace his presence on your presence and make it look like your shady money making cult was actually legitimate. How much did Mr. B S (just love'n those initials) Yeddyurappa charge to make a display of himself? We bet the price per appearance has come down drastically since he was booted from office. Is he available for kids' birthday parties? Why not yours, Oh former-Future Pharaoh of Madurai, Nithyananda?

Disgraced Ex-Chief Minister, B S Yeddyurappa, picks out his next appearance with Rare Living Avatar, Sex Swami Nithyananda

And, Sri Nithyananda, why there is nothing special coming out of your sacred Dhyanapeetam ashrams in Bidadi and Thiruvannamalai? Not only are you, Ex-293, Nithyananda, missing, there's no special streamers, confetti, display of 24-K gold. There's not even one hot young room service lady sporting a miniskirt and uggs doing some shaking go-go action. Very boring. Just as if you, Salami Nithyananda, were in jail. Parmesan Nithyananda, will there be a party this year? Any glimpse of your divine presence parading around? Please give us a sign!

Celebrations for Sex Swami Nithyananda's birthday bash apparently came to a screaming halt.

Look here, Salamander Nithyananda, on your official website of Nastiananda.com, birthday celebrations to be held outside of the official Nithyananda Temples of Bidadi and Thiruvannamalai:

http://www.nithyananda.org/events/36th-avatar-day-celebrations-of-paramahamsa-nithyananda-tiruvannamalai

Whippie. Sri Nithyananda, you're a savior after all. Just in time! Well, almost on time. Wasn't the date stated Sunday, January 6th? And, isn't the big day on January 1st? Didn't you, Salami Nithyananda, always celebrate this big day on January 1st? Not January 6th? Sri Nithyananda, it wasn't like you had to wait for the weekend to kick off your birthday. You, Ex-293 Nithyananda, always said that you purposely came on January 1st, so everyone could celebrate your true birthday and your alleged enlightenment day, since January 1st is world-wide holiday of New Year's Day. Certainly a rare living avatar, and incarnation of Kal Bhairava and Maha Kali with over ten million followers could pull off having your birthday celebrated on the correct day. Sri Nithyananda, are your standards going the wayside? Could have their been someone more important than you, Oh Fired Junior Pontiff of Madurai, Nithyananda? Did someone tell you, Oh Great Kal Bhairava impersonator that you, Sri Nithyananda, had to wait in line? Were all the payments in the right palms at the right time? Thank goodness for the Inner Awakening Cruise money. It came just in time.

Sri Nithyananda, your almost week-late birthday bash is still welcomed news, even though those against you and your mission are calling you a 'week ling'. But forget about them, Salami Nithyananda. Let's see, Sri Nithyananda, by showing yourself to the public at 4:00 a.m. in the morning (as advertised) will prove to all those Nithyananda-haters that you, Oh Great One, are not afraid of being arrested in Tamil Nadu. Not at all. And, by making that great appearance at 4:00 a.m., you, Salamander Nithyananda, will thwart all those Nithyananda distractors. Simply, those distractors, unlike most of your followers, all have day jobs. Yes, from 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., sometimes even later, they all toil for a living as bankers, teachers, dentists, software engineers, project managers, etc. In contrast, your loving and loyal care-free followers recognize what a rare living avatar you, Sri Nithyananda, are, so they are doing nothing but promoting you and stamping out negativity. So, with no set schedule for sleep, if they get any sleep at all being around you, is needed. Those working class distractors, will be too tired, even on a Sunday, to wake up at 3:30 a.m. just to let you, Sri Nithyananda, know how disappointed they are with your actions. They will be foiled. But, don't worry, Parmesan Nithyananda, we and our like-minded followers will be there to greet you with a big birthday surprise you will always remember. We can't wait! See you, Sri Nithyananda, in just a few days.

A big birthday surprise awaits to pop out at Sex Swami Nithyananda and his ten million minions

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda's 2013 Plans; Dares to Show His Face?

2012-12-23T20:40:00.001-08:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda's FAILED Inner Awakening and CANCELLED Birthday Celebrations
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How you doing? Oh, just cruising along? That's great. We saw all those pictures of you, Salami Nithyananda, and your 2012 geriatric followers and they look like they are totally blissed out. Mesmerized. Brainwashed, in fact. We're glad to see that you are back to your old tricks, Parmesan Nithyananda. You, Oh Holy One, are so resilient. That's about the only holy attribute that hasn't been fully proven false yet. Why don't you, Ex-293 Nithyananda, market that attribute? Your slogan could go something like this:

"No matter how deep I fall in a pile of stinky crud, I always bounce back, with only a trace of stench. Come learn my secret and attend my Inner Awakening 21-Day Meditation Program, which is a specially designed instant enlightenment program for people who are really screwed up (and rich)."

In spite of all the good news, Salami Nithyananda, we're a bit concerned. We noticed that your Inner Awakening Program scheduled for January 16, 2012 has been cancelled! Heavens. We know that you, Parmesan Nithyananda, would never, never, never cancel a money making program like that, because there's scores of people lined up just waiting to be with you for 21 days, priceless. And, even if there were a dip in demand, you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda, would break out the Magic Jacks and instruct your current batch of IA (Idiots Abundant) and tell them to make cold calls to all their friends and family. And, then to hold accountability, you Living Monster, Nithyananda, simply withhold their enlightenment certificates until they each round up ten new participants valid only by their deposits for the nest Inner Awakening program. So, demand is hardly the issue here.

So, Sri Nithyananda, did you cancel the January 16th offering of Inner Awakening due to the rumors that the Police are after you? Are you not allowed in your own brotherly brothel, a.k.a. ashram? How come all the future events such as Inner Awakening, etc. have 'to be determined' for location? Is your other brotherly brothel in Tiruvannamalai, Tamil Nadu, also off limits? So are the rumors true that you, Oh Holy One, Nithyananda, cannot enter?

And, Salamander Nithyananda, what about your big Jayanti, you know, Holy Birthday / Enlightenment Day celebrations held each January 1st? Is this not the big holiday where everyone can recognize that you truly are the Rare Living Avatar? Didn't three years ago, Sri Nithyananda, get all pumped up for this big event by doing the holy sacred tantric acts with a morphed hologram with your caretaker and hostess, Ranjitha Menon? Yes, Salami Nithyananda, those videos were filmed exactly three years ago to the date.

Sex Swami Nithyananda's disappointing birthday bash. All dressed up and for cosmic partying, but no place to go do tantra in peace.

So, where will your birthday bash be held, Salami Nithyananda? We already bought tickets to go to your ashram in Bidadi. We were going to climb the big banyan tree that was first 300 years old, then 600 years old, and now over a thousand years old, because that seemed like such a proper place to celebrate the aging of the Sex Avatar, Nithyananda. Then, as you were prancing by with all your female minions vying for the sacred tantric rights for the night, we would jump out of the tree and greet you with 'Happy Birthday'. But, now it looks like we might have to wait at least another year.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, please show us that everything is going to be OK, and that you are not going to be banished from your ashrams, that you're not a defeated Kal Bhairava Impersonator, that you are not a coward hiding from the police. Oh, please, give us a sign, better yet, an event that we can come and give you the praise that you so do deserve.

What's this, Parmesan Nithyananda? Do our eyes deceive us? Why shucks, you, Ex-293 Nithyananda, are going to head up a whole delegation to Kumbh Mela! Just watch your own promotional video:

Sex Swami Nithyananda Plans to Crash (and burn) Kumb Mela 2013

Just listen to how excited the announcer is to trumpet your name as the "World's Greatest Living Incarnation!" Gee Sri Nithyananda, we didn't know that there was such a thing a ranking of living incarnations. So, who would have the title of "The World's Second Greatest Living Incarnation"? Would that go to your arch rival, multi-level marketing guru, Sri Sri Ravishankar? We know that he is not as great as you, Oh Ex-293, Nithyananda, but we have to admit that we are attracted to his holy double-sided ear-to-ear grin that just reeks sincerity.

Pictured: Arch Rival to Sex Swami Nithyananda is Mr. Sincerity, (and Multi-level marketing guru) Sri Sri Ravishankar, donning a pointy hat to match his pointy tale.

Salami Nithyananda, we have a question. Is that the natural voice of the lady announcer or were you, like, a, initiating her to some of your holy tantric rituals? Perhaps, Sri Nithyananda, you should have lady devotees like that stay in a hen house, were they can lay eggs all day long.

Salamander Nithyananda, this is deja vu all over again. Do you, Oh Great Kal Bhairava Impersonator, Nithyananda, remember Kumbh Mela 2010? Where you, Oh Great Indicted Felon, Nithyananda, were running for your life and the law? Those were sure exciting times. But, just three years before that, during the Kumbh Mela 2007 at the very same location of Allahabad, you, Sri Nithyananda, were the live of the party. Through your great tantric prowess, you Salami Nithyananda, were able to convince the committee that you were the most qualified person to lead the gran procession right into the holy bath, the most grandest of dips. Will you, Parmesan Nithyananda, have the same honors? Will it be so easy to find you? Why look here! We found your promotional YouTube video that let the world see how the King of Tantra, Nithyananda, can take over a holy festival like Kumbh Mela.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Soils Kumbh Mela 2007

Speaking of Sri Sri Ravishankar, Holy Master of Photocopying Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, do you remember how in 2007, you, Sri Nithyananda, addressed all your ashramites in Los Angeles? Of course you do, Ex-Pharaoh of Madurai, Nithyananda. You said how Sri Sri Ravishankar quietly approached you. And, you went on to say that you offered Sri Sri Ravishankar to share the lead procession with you, but he declined. You, Salami Nithyananda, told the ashramites that the committee for Kumbh Mela only could accept those that came from the tradition of Vedic Culture, and that Sri Sri Ravishankar's beliefs were 'not mainstream'; in fact, you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda, labeled his practices as a cult. A few weeks later, you, Sri Nithyananda, virtually declared war on Sri Sri Ravishankar and his Art of Living (off of others) when you claimed he made allegations that your divine order was really a cult. You then went on, Salamander Nithyananda, to further badmouth that Sri Sri Ravishankar couldn't pay his electric bill at his ashram, and how unbecoming he looked doing that inane dance on YouTube. If you, Oh Great Protector of Ahimsa (nonviolence), Nithyananda, had a gun at the moment, we thought that you might go and shoot him on the spot. You had that type of intention.

Well, let's hope that Sri Sri Ravishankar stays home next to his harem, and doesn't disturb your holy tantric practices during this year's Kumbh Mela. After all, this is going to be great, Parmesan Nithyananda! This shows the world that you are not afraid of police, retaliating crowds, etc. You, Sri Nithyananda, will be at the heart of all that action, and if for one moment you thought that you did was wrong, it would be all over. Let's pray together, Salami Nithyananda, that everyone else there will have the same understanding.

Look, here's another photo of you, Salamander Nithyananda, during the greatness which you need to reclaim. It was taken during the Kumbh Mela 2007 in Allahabad.

U.S. H-1 Visa violator: Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj (Arunprasath Duriaraj), a.k.a. Sri Nithyananda Ajara, fully supports the criminal sex cult of Swami Nithyananda.

Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj

Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj / Arunprasath Duriaraj

We remember this chap, Salami Nithyananda. Why it is no other than Sri Nithya Ajara, whose real name is Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj, but sometimes purposely misspells it as Arunprasath Duriaraj. He's an Orcacle database admin, and is one of three brothers that gave your order legitimacy in the United States because they actually knew Sanskrit. Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj was sure a good follower. So good of a follower that he divorced his wife under your instructions. And, Sri Nithyananda, your power was so good that during the divorce proceedings, her lawyer decided to get a cup of tea and missed being with Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj's soon-to-be ex-wife when it was time to present her case in front of a judge. She was totally screwed. So happy was Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj, his two brothers, and your fawning followers in Los Angeles with your special esoteric talents, Mr. Nithyananda, that they all celebrated Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj's divorce and had a little party at the Los Angeles Vedic Temple. Seemingly very eager to follow in your footsteps Sri Nithyananda, Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj practiced your same brand of steamy tantra on other people's wives, and even plotted a scheme to get one husband thrown out of his own house. But luckily, Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj wasn't that skilled at such things, and the targeted husband acted first. Oh, well, Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj will eventually learn to be more decisive. We're sure that one day, Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj will be able to cause divorces as fast as you.

Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj (Ajara) was easily identified when neighbors described an unwanted visitor to the blogger's house in February 2011 as looking like an evil Bob's Big Boy.

Getting a head start while honing in on his home-wrecking skills, Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj (Ajara), serves up a fresh divorce from his own hands.

Salami Nithyananda, you probably should teach Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj to be a little more stealth. Back in February 2011, shortly after you tried unsuccessfully to serve the blogger a lawsuit, didn't you send Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj to visit the house? Did he not drop a 'little something' on to the front yard of the blogger? Based on his ugliness and weight issues, it was very easy for the blogger to piece together the blotched who-done-it. Why it could only be Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj. Shucks, Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj has left you and no longer thinks that you, Parmesan Nithyananda, is god incarnate. Maybe after he heard his little brother cry about all the wickedness you, Sri Nithyananda, done to him, that perhaps that even the likes of Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj would have second guesses. Oh, well, their miss. But, no longer under your protection, Oh Great Tantricmeister, Nithyananda, will Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj still be able to stay in the United States while violating his H-1 visa? Would anyone take a chance on hiring Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj now? We wish him all the luck in the world, honest, but until he starts wearing your holy mala (rosary) and recites the mantras of Lord Shiva that has your holy name, Sri Nithyananda, substituted for Lord Shiva, it doesn't look good for him.

Anyway, Pornohamsa Nithyananda, we don't want to leave on a down note about the mishaps and negative creepiness of Mr. Arun Prasnat Dorairaj (Araja). After all, it is really exciting that you, of all people, Salamander Nithyananda, will be appearing again at Kumb Mela from February 8th to February 16, 2013. Exuberating! Salami Nithyananda, we can't wait. We're going to get a bunch of like-minded devotees and arrive early and just wait for your arrival and give you the darshan that you sorely deserve. Our reception will be like 100 times Diwali! Yes, it will be a blast.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Part 3: Nithyananda's Human Self-Smuggling Act - His Journey to Singapore & Back

2012-12-13T00:03:00.002-08:00

In our last blog post, Part 2: Nithyananda's Inner Awakening: $20,000 Out of Our League & Under the Sea of Debt, we Salamander Nithyananda, had selected Costa Cruises, a tainted cruise line with a shoddy safety record complete with death toll in order to maximize His holy profits; (after all, lawyers and super-models have high hourly rates). Costa Cruises guaranteed that the 2012 Edition of Inner Awakening was going to be an action packed, death defying, thriller of a boat ride. But, our blogger and friends didn't know if they would be able to keep their heads above water. The pressure is mounting... will they crack? Will they drown?

Don't touch that mouse button.... the truth is yet to be revealed!

Sex Swami Nithyananda's Tour de Force or Tour by Force? The Art of Dodging Domestic & International Authorities
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Are you, Oh Great One, really going to select Costa Cruise to host your 2012 Edition of Living Enlightenment? Too bad, Parmesan Nithyananda, The Love Boat is not available. You, Salami Nithyananda, remember The Love Boat, don't you? Of course, it was an ABC production that ran on Saturday night television from the late 70's to 1986. It featured lots of big hair, and big, eh, ratings. And, if you were really hard up, you, Sri Nithyananda, could watch Fantasy Island that aired right after The Love Boat. Didn't you, Tantra King, Nithyananda, model your whole Life Bliss Foundation after these two winning shows? We thoughts so; no wonder it's manifesting into a 2012 theme cruise right now.

Nithyananda's The Love Boat, Tantric Edition, what's long, hard, and full of tantric followers? Oh, we forgot overrated too.

Nithyananda's The Love Boat, Tantric Edition, will also feature an all-star cast to make sailors feel very cozy and personal when they come to port after a long tour of duty.

Salamander Nithyananda, did you ever think about making a television series modeled after The Love Boat? You can call it The Tugboat, Guide to Tantric Enlightenment. You, Sri Nithyananda, could then feature at least six aging tugboats bobbing up and down while anchored around your bedroom, you know, the old boats with a wide bow, big hooks, and plenty of cable, all of which to drag big vessels safely into their inserted docks. Yup, those maneuvers require a lot of torque and leverage as you would know better than anyone, Parmesan Nithyananda. For the show, all of these barnacle encrusted clunkers will be at your disposal, Salami Nithyananda, while you channel surf. Cowabunga. And then you, holy stud, get to christen one lucky power dinghy as the SS Ranjithananda, the mother of old tubs. But, then again, Sri Nithyananda, a show like that could probably only be pay-for-view. We'll have to think of a different strategy to get the young ones hooked. SpongeBob SquarePants has already been done.

Sex Swami Nithyananda, pictured right, instructs SpongeBob SquarePants on how to become bliss bait to lure young kids and fresh talent into his fold.

Blowing his life away. Pictured SpongeBob SquarePants after being sucked in by Nithyananda's tantric practices.

You, Ex-293, (demoted Swami) Nithyananda, are just about ready to pull up that anchor and hoist away. But not so fast there, Sri Nithyananda. Is there more trouble brewing for you in India?

Salami Nithyananda, we haven't seen you in ages. Is there any truth behind those rumors that the Indian police, both the Tamil Nadu and Karnataka authorities want to question you, Oh Great One? Why just look at this YouTube video here:

Sex Swami Nithyananda Hunted by Indian Police

Gee, Salamander Nithyananda, those authorities are real party-poopers. Don't they know that this is the year 2012, and 12-12-12 will only come once every thousand years? Of course, 4:20 only comes twice every day, but that's completely different story. Anyway, when you were still 293, a.k.a. The Junior Pontiff of Madurai, your holy tour guide operations booked that tour on a big cruise ship. Your videos taunted this 108 times greater than past Inner Awakening (I.A.) programs. And, those killjoy cynics agree that this could be true. They say zero times a hundred and eight is still an empty shell; 108 x 0 = 0. But, those snarky targets to be destroyed missed. Luckily, there's still lots of old, wealthy people in the U.S. who only get their news for old-school newspapers. So, when their aging aches and pains get so bad and realize that medicare isn't going to cover them, then they're susceptible to being lured into your temples for healing. Then the fleecing begins. But, even if these desperate folks, who are longing to feel the vigor of youth again without doing any spiritual work of their own, dump their entire nest egg to help pay for all your lawyers and false lawsuits and bogus criminal charges against real victims, they are helping humanity. Yes, Parmesan Nithyananda, they are helping a rare and enlightened avatar save himself. And, that's a really good thing.

So what are you going to do, Sri Nithyananda? If you don't go on that cruise, not only do you loose out on all that money, the last bunch of wealthy westerners are not going to believe you. And, if you do go on that tour, you have a chance to build credibility back with at least those that have $10,000 less dollars to give to you again, but they might have more hidden under their mattresses. You, Salami Nithyananda, do like mattresses, don't you? So, you must go. There's no turning back. But, what if the authorities try to stop you, Oh Holy Tour Guide, Nithyananda? You, Sri Nithyananda, being an authentic Kal Bhairava Impersonator, and a damn good one at that, will you blow them away like you threatened to do to that blogger? Will it look a little like this video?

Kal Bhairava Impersonator, Nithyananda, Will Blow the Authorities Away

Gee, Parmesan Nithyananda, we don't know if that is such a good idea blowing away people like that, even if they try to stop you. After all, airports and other places all have security cameras, and you, Oh Great Avatar, Nithyananda, might get caught on film. Besides being the next viral video, the police might try to use it as evidence. Besides, claiming that you, Salami Nithyananda, are the real Kal Bhairva Impersonator and eliminating people as if you're a super-human bug zapper might not help your image as a spiritual leader who is grounded in ahimsa (non-violence). Perhaps a tactic like this one below will get better results:

Sex Swami Nithyananda Unleashes His Cult Minions

Yes, Sri Nithyananda, that will create a great diversion. Just like when Sri Hakkul, the snake charmer, released all his poisons snakes when the tax department allegedly tried to extort bribes from him. Salamander Nithyananda, you can unleash even greater powers. You, ex-293, have plenty of disposable minions, like Ma Nithya Achalananda, just waiting to spew her venom on anyone who speaks ill of her self-proclaimed, God Incarnate Master, (that's you, Sri Nithyananda.)

Staunch Sex Swami Nithyananda follower, Ma Nithya Achalananda, embodies her master's teachings and meditation techniques. Even under adversity, she's ready to express her tantric master's enlightenment in the most serene and calm ways. (Just add anti-venom.)

Even though that tactic would create a diversion, which would allow you, King of Tantra, Nithyananda, the opportunity to slip right past the immigration officers, it might take its toll. Obviously, the authorities would scoop up the likes of Ma Nithya Achalananda, and place her in a nice glass jar. (By the way, Sri Nithyananda, was she one of the many followers who were arrested back in June 2012 during your press release riot? Just asking.) After a while, Sri Nithyananda, even your bravest and most brainwash followers will either be safe under police custody, or dare might we say, have new fear strokes which will prevent them from doing such divine service in your holy name. So, this tactic of unleashing your followers might work in the short term, but it might not be so sustainable. We need to scale up come up with a plan 'B'. How about this video, Parmesan Nithyananda?

Scaly Swami Nithyananda Rrrrroars His Way Across International Borders

We think this is perfect for you, Oh Holy One. You can dress up like a T-Rex. Then certainly all the authorities will be scared, but secretly admire you. They let you pass right on by, without asking for your passport. After all, T-Rex don't need passports. Best of all, you can be your scaly, nasty, flesh-eating self, and you'll still be loved! You, Sri Nithyananda, won't even have to make sentences. Just grunt in the same rude way you did to your ashramites when you were not pleased with them. No more charades and pretending to be in touch with higher-consciousness. No more B.S. Just pure, straight-to-the point T-Rex awareness. The best thing of all, Ex-293 Nithyananda, is that no one, except for us, will know that it is you under that costume. Your holier than thou reputation will be saved, Sri Nithyananda!

Salamander Nithyananda, we did think of one problem that you might face. Even if you do manage to get into Singapore without issue, you still have to get out. And, if your loving followers posted pictures of you on your website that show the authorities where to look, it might be even harder to give them the slip when you exit Singapore. And, since we noticed that your next Inner Awakening (I.A.) Program starts in January 16, 2012 in your ashram in Bidadi, you will have to be there. The pressure is on, Sri Nithyananda. What are you going to do next?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Part 2: Nithyananda's Inner Awakening: $20,000 Out of Our League & Under the Sea of Debt

2012-12-09T15:07:00.001-08:00

In our last blog post, Part 1: Nithyananda Goes Cruising for Bruising, 2012 Style, we did free marketing advertising for the rare and living avatar, Sri Nithyananda Swami, and his 2012 Holiday Edition of Living Enlightenment, a 21-day meditation retreat where participants will become as enlightened as Thee Great (former) Future Pharaoh of Madurai, Parmesan Nithyananda, (or at least they believe they will become like Him real soon).

After being inundated with all the multi-level marketing hype, our bloggers feel hook, line, and sinker to be with the ultimate stinker, Salamander Nithyananda, and they were begging him to take them along his ultimate 2012 edition of Living Enlightenment.

Don't touch that mouse button.... the worst is yet to be revealed!

Sex Swami Nithyananda Sinks to the Bottom of Scandelous Sea; Cashes in on 2012 Fear & Hires Tainted Cruise to Keep More Profits
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Oh, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, Salami Nithyananda, let us join you, Oh Great One, for your 2012 edition of Living Enlightenment while sailing the Seven Seas of chakra imbalance. We promise to behave ourselves, this time, for sure. We'll be glad to do anything like peel potatoes and slave away with no sleep for hours on end, just like we did when we lived in your ashram. We're even willing to change your bedsheets after each hourly tantric session you have. "Vraaap!!!" Oopsie, Sorry there, Sri Nithyananda, we forgot how you feel about having anyone in your room these days, other than a recent hot IA graduate who has been pinned down by you, King Nithyananda.

We have an idea there, Sri Nithyananda. Since you, Parmesan Nithyananda, will only have about 200 participants and this particular cruise ship has 964 cabins (about 2,000 passenger capacity), surely there will be other tourists on this cruise that are not Inner Awakening participants. Now, could you, Sri Nithyananda, kindly tell us the name of the tour company so we can book tickets as plain tourists? [dead silence].

OK, Salami Nithyananda. Since you once deemed us enlightened too, we'll have to use our former enlightened powers even though you revoked our certificates a long time ago. Let's see, is this your advertisement banner, Sri Nithyananda, for the 2012 edition of Living Enlightenment on a luxury cruise?:

Fork over $10,000 a pop and you'll be enlightened just like Sex Swami Nithyananda

That sure looks exactly like this photo here. Salami Nithyananda, did you get permission to use this picture? We sure hope you did. Here it is now:

Rent this cruise ship by the hour, and get a FREE pass into the executive Jacuzzi

...which was found on the the Friendly Planet Travel Website:

http://www.friendlyplanet.com/cruise-ships/costa-victoria.html

The Friendly Planet revealed that the ship's name was the Victoria, and the cruise company was the Costa. Yep, same bright yellow smoke stacks. Now, Salami Nithyananda, if we just, er, cruise over to the Costa Cruise website and search for Victoria, we think we found our match. Bull's eye.

http://www.costacruise.com/usa/costa_victoria.html

But, just to make sure, Salamander Nithyananda, we found a picture very similar to this one that was up in your registration site:

A taste of Singapore's seaport of embarkation

But, lucky for us, it really was a very large image just sized small in HTML code. This sloppy web design allowed us to see the image up close and personal. Look, Sri Nithyananda, here's some of the signage to the right:

Costa Cruise Port in Singapore. Line up to board the cruise ship, The Victoria

Bingo. Now we are absolutely sure that at least you, Parmesan Nithyananda, are advertising that your cruise liner will be Costa Cruise and that the ship name will be The Victoria. Come to think about it, Salami Nithyananda, as paranoid as you are, and as many police authorities are after you, wouldn't it make sense that you didn't have all this information so readily available on your website? After all, you, Sri Nithyananda, made it as simple as a tantric sleight of the hand in the bedroom for the Singapore Police, the Immigration Authorities, anyone, even us, to find you. Tag. You're it.

Sex Swami Nithyananda gets more than he pawed for. Tagged. He's a twit.

Gee, Salami Nithyananda, why in tarnation would you chose Costa Cruise for your 2012 edition of Living Enlightenment?

Costa Cruise Tours: The only choice for rare, living enlightened avatars.

Didn't Costa Cruise already have its own 2012 experience early this year? And, are you, Parmesan Nithyananda, suppose to save your followers and not drown them? Well, drowning them in debt is fair game, as long as you, Sri Nithyananda, get their cash. But, just look at these pictures:

Costa Cruise, it's not just a vacation, it's an adventure to your last breath.

Get breathtaking views with Costa Cruises.

Costa Cruises: An experience you'll always remember (pending survival).

Costa Cruises: A shortcut to heaven.

Costa Cruises: Feel one with the sea.

Salamander Nithyananda, it sees that all the problems for Costa Cruises started earlier this year in January 2012, where captain for Costa Cruises ran the ship into a big rock near a port in Italy. Let's take a look at some of the headlines, shall we?

And a few YouTube videos about Costa Cruises:

9 out of 10 Enlightened Masters Prefer Costa Cruises for Their Instant Enlightenment Programs

Sex Swami Nithyananda Promises to do the Death Meditation During His 2012 Cruise

Oh no, Salami Nithyananda, these stories about Costa Cruises don't look very good. But, it was so nice of you, Oh Great One, to give them a second chance. Just like you, Sri Nithyananda, their image was unjustly tarnished, especially like that poor misunderstood captain, Francesco Schettino, of the Concordia who claims that he abandoned the ship with hundreds of passengers still on and needing to be rescued because he accidentally fell into a lifeboat. That sounds like the same bad luck that you, Sri Nithyananda, had getting filmed in bed with Ranjitha while you were sick, under trance, experimenting, and being medically attended by her. If Captain Francesco Schettino is out of jail and is the captain of your cruise tour, perhaps you, Oh Tantric Master of the Universe, Salami Nithyananda and Captain Francesco Schettino can have a drink or two and exchange stories about the vilifying press and everyone out to discredit you. Such victims in this modern age.

Parmesan Nithyananda, did Costa Cruises give you a big discount for selecting them? Or were they so desperate for passengers that Costa Cruises gave into all your demands? Have a fire ritual on the deck? Sure. Seclude the pool for an enlightenment session? No problem. Cordon off one of the jacuzzis exclusively for your tantric practices? Consider it done. Schedule young housekeeping staff (male or female) to enter your room wearing sexy French maid outfits? They are suiting up now. Rename the ship to the Nithya Victoria-ananda? It's being painted as you speak. We're sure that Costa Cruise will do anything to have, you, Salami Nithyananda, a rare and enlightened living avatar to energize their image.

In addition to the right price and concessions, perhaps you, Salamander Nithyananda, might find Costa Cruises just a perfect fit to your style of business. Looking at the news feeds, there's allegations of sex, womanizing, sexual abuse, drugs, drinking, and other de facto modes of life within your organization. Gee, the whole crew of the now named Nithya Victoria-ananda might be ready to start doing foot washing rituals and bowing down in every direction to you, Sri Nithyananda. Hmmmmm. This might work out just fine. But, we'll keep our life preservers on, just in case.

To be continued... Same Nithya Cult Time, Same Nithya Cult Channel.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Part 1: Nithyananda Goes Cruising for Bruising, 2012 Style

2012-12-07T19:36:00.000-08:00

Holy Tour Guide Sex Swami Nithyananda Charges His Followers $10,000 U.S.D. Each for a Luxury Cruise with a 2012 Spirituality Theme
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Hi Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? OK, we know that you, Salami Nithyananda, have disappeared. What has it been, 49 days missing from your ashram in Bidadi and 51 days on Twitter? Time does fly. But, the holy 2012 holiday edition of Living Enlightenment for all your rich and lucky followers to fork over $10,000.00 U.S.D. each, that's still on? Boy, that must be some date. 12-12-12. Hmmmm. That's 6-6-6 times two. Very auspicious indeed.

And, where will this 2012 / 12-12-12 holiday edition of Living Enlightenment be held, Parmesan Nithyananda? On a luxury cruise ship? Wow, none of your followers ever have to rough it like you did during your alleged wandering sanyasi (monk) years. You, Sri Nithyananda, remember... where you did all those legendary things barefooted for 10 year, then it was revised down to six years, but you were really hanging out at the Ramakrishna Mutt the whole time. But, back to your tour guide duties, Mr. Nithyananda.... we bet that the cruise ship is full of amenities. Let's look on your site... there's an indoor and an outdoor pool, open bars, gym, a disco, dining and snack facilities, sunbathing, yoga mats, and plenty of private beds, which makes it the perfect get away for spiritual training and instant enlightenment.

Gee, King Nithyananda, you are so resourceful. Even though you have been banished from the Holy Brothel of Bidadi and the land-rich vacation villa of Madurai Adheenam, you, Oh Great One, have found away to still conduct Inner Awakening, and do so on a luxury cruise line. We bet all those ancient saddus (renunciant monks) from the past would just turn green in envy (or maybe in disgust). Lots of followers, lots of luxury. Why even L. Ron Hubbard of Scientology fame along with his Sea Organization would find this too good to be true.

Oh, Holy Tour Guide, let's tune into a few of your promotional videos, shall we?

Nithyananda's Canned Inner Awakening; Just Add Coins

That very sincere and almost human voice surely convinces us that signing up for Inner Awakening will be the right thing to do. Gee, Sri Nithyananda, we always went about getting more energy the wrong way. In the past, we tried chugging coffee to get 1,300 percent more energy, but now just by attending, we'll get the same results. Totally percolating! And, even though we don't have all those diseases that that coin-operated machine mentioned, we do have about six of them. Can we still attend? We can't wait to be hugged by you, Sri Nithyananda. Feel our embrace.

And, look, here's the 2012 Holiday Edition of Inner Awakening. So nice of that human plant, Mr. Subramaniam, from San Jose, California to stage you, Salami Nithyananda, a slow ball to hit out of the ballpark. Gee, Mr. Subramaniam made you look like Barry Bonds. Totally authentic. And, Sri Nithyananda, you do remember San Jose, do you? We bet it brings up blissful engrams in your bio-memory. Let's watch you answer Mr. Subramaniam's sincere question now, shall we?

Nithyananda Sells the Sizzle of Inner Awakening

Wow, Your X-celency (X-293) Salami Nithyananda, from this video we learned that during your Akashic Readings, 10,000 Nithyananda's are expressing through one Nithyananda body. Boy, won't some lucky room service lady get jolt that night. And, attending this December 2012 Inner Awakening will be equal to attending 108 Inner Awakenings. Golly, Sri Nithyananda, your multi-level marketing efforts will just soar! All those lucky graduates who already forked over thousands of dollars for a past Inner Awakening program will gladly fork over an additional $10K per head. Add airfare, accommodations, and required donations afterwards, and the price can easily go up to $15,000.00 U.S.D. per person. A family of four might be out $60,000. Add in lost income, spent vacation, and additional travel costs, and these families will be ready to be true sanyasis, that's if you, Sri Nithyananda, count having big debt and no means to pay it off the same as freedom. We hope none of your followers had to quit their jobs just to attend this auspicious occasion. Then again, if the world ended, and only they survived, then all that cash might have been well spent. Sri Nithyananda, if your followers were the only ones to survive a 2012 disaster, will this cause a new species to occur on planet earth or will dumb apes just get a new makeover?

And, this next video of yours, Parmesan Nithyananda, is the grand finale! Now, we want to join that cruise with all our pocketbook!

Nithyananda's Infomercial: Inner Awakening in Cruise Control

Yes! That's our favorite video of yours, Oh Great One, Ex-293, Fired Pontiff Nithyananda. That music is really rock'n. Is it the sound track of the Disco Omen? Let's quote some of your pearls of wisdom, shall we?:

"The visualizations are getting processed in your brain without instigating any verbalization." (Hmmm. Does that mean you, Sri Nithyananda, will shut up and just let us have some peace?)

"And without getting converted as verbalization. That is the state that I call exactly as restful awareness."

"Between December 12-12-12 and January 2nd, 2013, the whole world is going to experience this space."

Hmmmm. There's a small problem here, Salamander Nithyananda. If the whole world is going to experience this state, then why do us followers have to pay $10,000 a pop just to be around you, Oh Great One? Couldn't they just stay home, save all that money and time and get the same spiritual benefits? And, take a simple nonverbal communications skills tip from us. Next time, you, Sri Nithyananda, might not want to circumnavigate your ear with your index finger. We know that you, Salami Nithyananda, were only demonstrating the processing of your brain, but well, it has a certain regional meaning in the U.S. It's just crazy; maybe you, Mr. Nithyananda, are just giving us a visualization without needing to verbalize anything.

And, what about all those empty seats in the video spinning around the ship's facilities? Aren't these seats supposed to be filled? Even if you, King Nithyananda, make the Kamalakars happy and invite Clint Eastwood (a renown, but not so respected Republican), he can only utilize one empty chair. But, there's a whole sea of them. Hmmmm... is this the prelude to another mystery of mysteries? A real who-done-it? Suspense.

And, Sri Nithyananda, we can't wait to learn more about this cruise ship and the cruise line and everything! Can we come, and be a regular passenger like the other tourists on the ship? We promise not to get in the way, and only use the swimming pool after you enlightened everyone inside there. Can we? Please!!!!!!

To be continued...

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Breaks Trust and Then Tries to Grab It Back

2012-12-05T23:57:00.001-08:00

Grabba! Grabba! Hey! Sex Swami Nithyananda Fights Back to Regain His Misbegotten Trust from Madurai Adheenam
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Where are you? Salami, can you hear me? Do you, Parmesan Nithyananda still have super-natural, super-human, bona fide and certified avatar powers?

Geez. We're a bit worried there, Sri Nithyananda. That other blog, Stand Up for Dharma and against Nithyananda, is having a field day stating that you've been absconding from the law for over 43 days... And, look, Salami Nithyananda, you're Twitter feed has been idle for over 48 days and counting.

Sex Swami Nithyananda's last tweet of true wisdom was on October 17, 2012. 48 days of yore.

Being the Biggest Loudmouth Guru in the whole world wide web, it's like you, Sri Nithyananda have given up. Why even pictures on your website, Oh Great One, are void of your greatness. Are you, Parmesan Nithyananda, banned from entering your own holy sanctuary also known as the Great Brothel of Bidadi? Tsk. Tsk. This banishment really shows on the faces of your once happy followers. There seems far fewer of them now, and their faces look so unblissful... long even. Deprived.

Sri Nithyananda, we hate to admit this, but we're beginning to lose our trust in you. What's this? Salamander Nithyananda, your trust with Srila Sri Arunagirinatha Sri Jnanasambandha Desika Paramacharya Swamigal (also known as criminal 292) is dissolved? So, there's no trust left? Well, it said so right here in your favorite news channel, the Deccan Herald:

Trust Formed by Nithyananda Dissolved

Oh my gosh, Sri Nithyananda, was that your trust with Criminal 292 to 'manage' all the properties that were donated to the Madurai Adheenam over 1,500 years? Gee, there seems to be a whole different world of responsibilities that a publicly avowed renunciant has to be subjected to. We guess that's part of your teachings, Salamander Nithyananda. After all, you Parmesan Nithyananda taught us that if we could just unclutch, all this wealth will just come to us with no effort at all. Too bad there, Sri Nithyananda, it's all left you now. Gone. Imagine if there was a fire sale and all those properties were sold, you, Salami Nithyananda, would have enough cash to fund your lawyers and high-flying publicist pimp, Dale Bhagwagar, for at least two more years.

Golly, Parmesan Nithyananda, please give us a sign that you're OK. We know that you, Oh Great One, don't care a rats seat about us, or anyone one of your followers, so we won't even ask. After all, it's all about you, The All Knowing Avatar of Everything. So, please, Salamander Nithyananda, give us a sign that you're OK.

Oh, look, Sri Nithyananda, you appeared on YouTube on December 2, 2012! A holy aspiration! We're saved!

Sex Swami Nithyananda realizing that he ate too many chickpeas for lunch.

Sex Swami Nithyananda eyes a potential new room service lady from the two-way mirror communication.

Sex Swami Nithyananda reflects upon his future court dates for aggravated & organized rape, fraud, tax evasion, money laundering, and being a public nuisance.

But, here on YouTube on December 2, 2012, you did manifest yourself. It sure looks like you, Salami Nithyananda, but where's you're 24K golden throne? You're 24K bling? You're once ever expanding flock of fawning room service ladies fanning you with ostrich feathers like some Egyptian Pharaoh?

King Nithyananda, the once Future Pharaoh of Madurai, proudly shows off his royal trappings

Bummer, Mr. Nithyananda. Looks like you've downsized. Why you, Salami Nithyananda, don't even have proper lighting from your camera crew. Looks like we're back to those terrorist quality videos of April 2010, you remember, Sri Nithyananda, right before you were arrested.

We're concerned, Sri Nithyananda. Really. With all this scaling back and downsizing, how are you, Oh Great Avatar, going to convince worldly people that you're worthy of donating their life savings and slaving away if you look so simple and humble, like without all that gold and no longer situated in a Bollywood production studio? Spiritual naifs are expecting a lot of glitter, flash, and vibhooti (holy ash) manifesting before their very own eyes. That's spirituality to them. Forget about activating their intelligence, listening to the inner-conscious, doing the right thing in spite of social pressures, etc. That stuff will not land you, Salamander Nithyananda, hefty donations.

Hmmmmm. There must be a way that you, Sri Nithyananda, can scale back but still attract quite a following and lure more room service ladies into your your liar. We know, Parmesan Nithyananda, you can have it all with chocolate! Yes, chocolate is a lot cheaper than gold, and you can lure ladies, children, and even some men with just chocolate. That way, you know longer have to compete with the likes of worldly renown womanizers like Sri Sri Ravishankar. Instead, you, Salami Nithyananda, will have to compete with the Cadbury's and even Willy Wonka. Of course, you, Oh Great Rununciant, do not want to be known as Wonka Willy. That is not original and would add confusion to your already tarnished image. But, you, Sri Nithyananda, could build a whole new ashram completely out of chocolate and save tons on the building cost and call it Hershey's Castle. (See, the name 'her' and 'she' is already in the honorific name and will just attract ladies like a magnet.) And, don't even get us started about Hershey's Kisses. Parmesan Nithyananda, you'll make out like a bandit.

Sex Swami Nithyananda will soon be competing with the likes of Willy Wonka as the cash-strapped renunciant uses chocolate to lure in new followers and raise funds to support his lavish lifestyle.

Really, Sri Nithyananda, this really just doesn't seem like you. You, Mr. Nithyananda, have that fighting spirit. That's why fellow criminal, 292, justified bringing you, Salami Nithyananda, on board as 293. But, now we see you just retreated into secluded isolation. As if you, Oh Great Kal Bhairava Impersonator, are just lying low hoping the law authorities will just forget you.

But, wait, what's this here, Sri Nithyananda? We can't believe our eyes! Published here, in the friendly press of The Hindu:

Nithyananda Raises Objections to Madurai Adheenam Suit

Hooray for Parmesan Nithyananda! This will guarantee in a protracted lawsuit, one which you, Sri Nithyananda, will triumph. There's no way that 292 can hold out and fight such a lawsuit, and your lawyers have well honed skills of twisting facts, creating stories, planting evidence, and flat out lying, with the help of kitty-faced witnesses who have perfected the art of crying on demand. In just a few years, you, Salami Nithyananda, will not only have all his property, but will be 293.2. Everyone will be bowing down to you again, Oh Great One, but we will bow down to you now.

Update: December 6, 2012:

Golly, Sri Nithyananda, no sooner than we push the publish button, you and your team of lawyers filed more legal documents. Look here, as published in The Hindu:

Nithayananda Files Injunction

Good move, Salami Nithyananda. You raised objections to the Adheenam’s suit and bought yourself some more time. Look! You are so holy that you, Parmesan Nithyananda, included an Interim Prayer. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, now we're assured that you still are holy and pure.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Thru Misfortune, Nithyananda Proves He is God Incarnate

2012-11-04T13:06:00.000-08:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda Wheels and Deals; Games the Odds Against Him
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? <blank> Wow, Salami Nithyananda, you seem not to be here. In fact, it's been two weeks since you disappeared after Srila Sri Arunagirinatha Sri Jnanasambandha Desika Paramacharya Swamigal, also known as '292' made sure that he was the highest number in the Aadheenam totem pole. Even though you, Parmesan Nithyananda, once had a higher number, we know that you were far more accessible than somewhere way up on the top rung. Let's see, you were on YouTube, your own TV channel, Twitter, Facebook, blogs, websites, newspapers, everywhere. You were so far more accessible, and available to just about anyone, especially if they have some spare change. Definitely within reach. In fact, we would put you on the most accessible part of a the spiritual totem pole; about a dog's-leg-high from the bottom; just showered with bliss.

On a spiritual totem pole, Sex Swami Nithyananda ranks about a dog's-leg-high from the bottom.

But, Sri Nithyananda, you seem to be absent in communication for the past two weeks. OK, we did see you, Holiness of Holes, appear for about 10 minutes on Nithyananda.tv on Monday, October 29, 2012 around 8:00 a.m. (Indian time). There was no audio. You, Salami Nithyananda, were dressed up in costume with divine jewels, but were sitting in an ornate chair that even Mrs. Nithyananda, Ranjitha Menon, wouldn't have been able to fit in. Snug. And, well, she's broaden her horizons as well as other dimensions. Salami Nithyananda, was Ranjitha a tugboat in her last life? Anyway, back to you, Parmesan Nithyananda, and your brief encounter. The brief cameo shown you with thee background wall was white, as in someone's living room. Rather plain, you must admit. It reminded us, Sri Nithyananda, of your terrorist quality videos you shot back in March / April 2010 as you were absconding.

Sri Nithyananda, you're not absconding from the law, are you? Of course not. We know that you, Salami Nithyananda, are law-abiding model citizen. In fact, there's no fresh arrest warrants added to your already long list, and the court, to our knowledge, hasn't demanded your presence lately. Yet, it is totally quiet on your side. Nothing on your website, Twitter, everything. Just quiet, peace, and tranquility. Even your hired PR pimp man, Dale Bhagwagar, has gone quiet. Is he still on the payroll? It's amazing what people will do for money. He usually follows the true-and-tired approach about how you, Salami Nithyananda, are a deeply misunderstood, holy man. He might drop some hint that you, Sri Nithyananda, will be on Bigg Boss 6. Then he makes not-so-veiled threats against bloggers and victims. He's a talented two-and-a-half-trick pony. And, just how many tricks can he do, Sri Nithyananda? And, if Sir Dale Bhagwagar really believes you, Parmesan Nithyananda, (we're sure he does), why doesn't he wear your mala (rosary)? Will he get a spiritual name soon? May we suggest, Sri Nithya Spinananda?

But, two week of silence, coming from the most watched spiritual guru on YouTube (mostly by the police and other law agencies) is just too much for us to take. But, then we have to understand how much misfortune has been all over you. Totally engulfed, swallowed in fact, by misfortune. Yes, Salami Nithyananda, misfortune has been crawling all over you, wrapped up in it completely...

"Hey!", screamed Sex Swami Nithyananda.

Hi, there Sri Nithyananda, we knew you are omnipresent and can hear every single utterance of ours...

"Shut up! Idiot", interrupted Nithyananda. "You have no right to talk about my personal life. I was just doing some healing, tantra, experiments... and besides I was not feeling well and she was just taking care of me. You better not have planted another hidden camera!"

Miss Fortune, the latest room service lady, comes knocking on Sex Swami Nithyananda's bedroom door. As part of the eN-Health-Wealth Program, Miss Fortune seems to have attached herself firmly to the renunciant, Sri Nithyananda.

What, Parmesan Nithyananda? We have no idea what you're talking about. Honest. We were just mentioning that no ordinary man could collect so much misfortune and manage it so well like you, Salami Nithyananda. If the average person had just one or two of the troubles that you, Sri Nithyananda, have, then he or she would just fold. But, you have a whole truckload of trouble, but keep on going as if you, Sri Nithyananda, were in a sports car. Varooom.

A truck load of trouble seems destined to spill all over Sex Swami Nithyananda's highway to fame and fortune.

But, we wouldn't worry to much about it, Sri Nithyananda, the holy scriptures are full of stories about deities and multiple trouble with the law. But, usually the characters that are in such trouble are not the dewas (gods), but the asuras (demons), like Ravana. Hmmmm, Parmesan Nithyananda, we know that you're super holy. So, all this trouble must be blamed on Kali Yuga. No other explanation. After all, only a self-declared god incarnate could possibly handle all of these at once with confidence. That's totally you, Parmesan Nithyananda, at least up util two weeks ago.

It seems like your truck load of trouble is driving on multiple wheels of misfortune. Every now and then, one of these wheels stops spinning and some trouble arises. But, then like a true holy action figure, swat it down with a little help from your lawyers, PR pimp man, and even some holy thugs. And, you're back in holy business.

But, this time, it seems different, Salami Nithyananda. You've gone into hiding and the press is spreading all kinds of lies like:

Both the Tamil Nadu and Karnataka Police are after you
More criminal charges such as land grabbing have been filed against you
Lots of talk about bail cancellation
Bandished from entering your holy ashram in Bidadi
The Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu wants you back in jail
The Tamil Nadu Government wants to seize your Thiruvannamalai ashram
That the court has declared you completely invalid from the Aadheenam Matt in Madurai.

In fact, one disrespectful and snarky blogger re-named you, Sri Nithya-void-ab-initio-ananda, which means 'eternally treated as invalid from the outset, blissfully so'. What's the world coming to, Sri Voidananda? You have to admit, Sri Nithyananda, that Voidananda name is rather catchy.

Just to prove to all our readers how holy you, Parmesan Nithyananda, really all, let's take inventory of your wheels of misfortune, shall we?

(click image to view details)

Attention readers, please help us complete another wheel by posting your suggestions. We haven't included:

graveyard
father's funeral
endowment

Are there more? Please send them to us in the comments, and we'll post them on another wheel.

Back to you, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, that's quite a few wheels of misfortune. But not to worry. You, Oh Great One, are still divine in our books. We know that even if all these wheels of misfortune stopped and multiple trouble came, you, Salami Nithyananda would prevail. Take for instance, that Civil Court ruling in the Federal Court of Riverside, California on July 2, 2012, where an unanimous jury cleared you of nine of the ten charges. Only one of the charges, FRAUD, stuck not to you, but to your organization, the Nithyananda Foundation. And, it was slapped with a mere $1,560,000 U.S.D. in damages. Just peanuts. OK, you, Parmesan Nithyananda, did have to pay some legal fees. Let's see, you had four attorneys working on the case, but two of them were from the insurance company. But, since you were (wrongfully) convicted of fraud, the insurance company is demanding that the Nithyananda Foundation pay for all the legal fees from its two attorneys, plus the legal fees of your two attorneys, Hari S. Lal and Aviv L. Touchman. As much as they were impressed with all your holiness, these two fine upstanding and ethically sound attorneys still have staff and overhead expenses, so they need to be paid. Let's see, including the $1,560,000 plus legal fees from four attorneys over the period of almost two years, that could push the total liability up to anywhere between $3,000,000 to $4,000,000 U.S.D. Chump change. You, Sri Nithyananda, just have to mobilize your 10,000,000 followers (as advertised on your website) to donate a mere 50 cents. (That's one-half of dollar.) That's it. You'll have $5,000,000 dollars, certainly enough to pay off all your legal fees and have a reserve left over ready to start up several new lawsuits against anyone who speaks ill of you, Salami Nithyananda. You're a genius. This way, all that financial burden doesn't need to fall on the checkbooks of Dr. Kamalakar Rambhatla, Dr. Savitri Rambhatla, and Dr. Kumar of Diamond Bar, California. But, we know these wealthy donors will never tire of you, Salami Nithyananda.

View the Jury Guilty FRAUD Verdict Against Sex Swami Nithyananda

And, that same civil lawsuit against you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda, had named a whole laundry list of former and current followers as those accused in this fraud. The elimination rounds happened and the final nominees included:

Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda
Jyothi Sheelum, a.k.a. Ma Nithyananda Dayamayi
Ragini Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Sachitananda
Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Sachitananda

Out of all those candidates, only Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda (accused no. 2), was found guilty along with the Nithyananda Foundation, thereby proving the innocence of all the other inner-circle followers. A joyous occasion, almost completely proving your divinity and innocence, Sri Nithyananda, once again!

And, what about that pesky little Sex Contract, also known as the Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA)? Why that also came as key evidence during that same Federal jury trial. That seemed to be a flash-point of controversy where you, Sri Nithyananda, were only safe guarding ancient tantric rituals, while your detractors claimed that it was a trap to silence victims and rape them. Total exploitation. Well, an interesting fact happened that your lawyers, not opposing counsel, made sure that the Non-Disclosure Agreement was shown to all the jurors. Even these portions were highlighted:

"A3. Volunteer understands that the Program may involve the learning and practice of ancient tantric secrets associated with male and female ecstasy, including the use of sexual energy for increased intimacy/spiritual connection, pleasure, harmony, and freedom."

"Volunteer understands that these activities could be physically and mentally challenging, and may involve nudity, access to visual images, graphic visual depictions, and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity, close physical proximity and intimacy, verbal and written descriptions and audio sounds of sexually oriented, and erotic nature, etc."

View Sex Swami Nithyananda's NDA Sex Contract

Then your first ashramite, Ms. D Jamunarani, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Sadhananda, the wife of Mr. Dhanasekaran, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Sadhananda or affectionately known as Aiyya, was called to stand to testify while the NDA was projected on the screen for everyone to see. Ma Sadhananda kept to the truth and acknowledged that it was her signature and that she knew your NDA contract was used for tantra as advertised. This display of amazing truthfulness testifies that she really is enlightened! Even though she has been arrested for being the co-singer to these very same NDA sex contracts and is now 'Accused No. 6' in your Karnataka Chargesheet (indictment) and even though her statements can and will be used against her in the Karntakata Court of Law, she opted to tell the Truth, for she is definitely enlightened from you, Salami Nithyananda.

On a side note, Salami Nithyananda, are Ms. D Jamunarani, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Sadhananda (accused no. 6) and your secretary and sometimes Vice President, Mr. Dhanasekaran, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Sadhananda or affectionately as Aiyya (accused no. 4) still with you? We haven't seen any pictures or news of these first two loyal ashramites. Will they be your last ashramites, to the dying end? Or have these two indicted criminals fallen out of favor? Please let us know, Parmesan Nithyananda.

Back to the trial.... as Ma Sadhananda spoke these Truth, nothing happened to her. She was not found guilty of fraud, like Bhaktananda. She wasn't even arrested on the spot by the U.S. police. It was like a shield of divine energy was over her. This proves, Parmesan Nithyananda, that she is enlightened, and that the U.S. public, even in a heated Federal Court, can accept that you were only doing ancient tantric rituals as described in ancient holy books (we don't know which ancient holy books, but we're sure its in there, somewhere), and that you, Sri Nithyananda, did not use these contracts to rape and silence ladies, girls, and a few men. Innocent! We think that you, Sri Nithyananda, should go on Oprah and unveil your NDA Sex Contracts to the masses. The world is ready for it, Salami Nithyananda. Another route for you would to become a consultant for others organizations that have had recent trouble with this very same topic. Very lucrative, and would easily pay for your recent liability damages.

Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

No sooner than we get ready for press, you, Oh Great (self-proclaimed) Avatar of Maha Kali and Kal Bhairava answered our prayers! Thanks, Sri Nithyananda, for posting another defaming article to intimidate and shame yet another witness against you. Back to your old form! And, special thanks for making an appearance on your website apparently addressing us, devout followers, who are still clinging to you in your Dhyanapeetam, Bidadi Ashram. Look here:

Sex Swami Nithyananda is green in envy (or maybe sea sickness) as he address his faithful from the safety of far away from his very own ashram, Dhyanapeetam, Bidadi, India.

Why the green background? Are you, Parmesan Nithyananda are you 'under water' and exploring the bottom of the ocean? Why are you, Salami Nithyananda, not back in the Dhyanapeetam Ashram in Bidadi, the holy land with the ever aging banyan tree that is not even 100 years old, but once was marketed as 300 years old, and is now claimed to be 1,000 years old. Does time fly in the Dhyanapeetam, Bidadi Ashram or is it just warped? But, why are you not there, Oh Great One, Nithyananda? Isn't this a safe energy field for you? Do you not have your base of followers who have given up everything to be in your presence? We can understand not hanging around the Madurai Adheenam Mutt especially after being fired as '293', but why not be at YOUR Dhyanapeetam, Bidadi Ashram? Are you, Salami Nithyananda, afraid of being arrested there? Did you cut a deal with the Government to avoid visiting your holy place in exchange for not being arrested? Wow, Parmesan Nithyananda, this doesn't sound like the brave 'truths' we heard when you threatened that blogger and anyone else who stood in your way that you were the genuine Maha Kali and Kal Bhairava. Remember how you said those who went against you were the embodiment of negativity and asked all your followers to destroy negativity? And, look now, you're accused of cutting a deal with the police to avoid arrest? Gee, Sri Nithyananda, you no longer sound like the real deal. Kindly show yourself in your very own Dhyanapeetam, Bidadi Ashram so we can preserve our faith (and donations) in you.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Gets Laid... Off

2012-10-30T00:36:00.000-07:00

Nithyananda Gets Stripped of His Title. Is Now Eligible for Food Stamps.
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai! The Holy Salami with the finest chops with secret sauce. And, the best fine cuts dragged straight in from the meat market. (No wonder Salami Nithyananda is a big hit with our two rescue dogs.)

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How's it going? [RRRRRRRRRRROT n.] Rot? Oh, you mean Ratri, Salami Nithyananda, as in Navratri? Happy Belated Navratri, Parmesan Nithyananda. Navratri is always very special to us. It's the nine nights where good triumphs over evil. And, the Divine Mother whacks the head right off the buffalo demon. That reminds us, how's our good friend, Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum? Oh, Sri Nithyananda, there's no connection whatsoever between the buffalo demon and Bhaktananda. None whatsoever. Bhakta just popped into our head like an uninvited migraine.

So, Salami Nithyananda, claimer to be the Divine Avatar of Maha Kali, what great things happened to you during Navratri?

"I didn't wish you a happy Navratri", mumbled Sri Grumiji Nithyananda.

"Really, we sure thought you did."

"No, I was trying to say Rrrrrrrotten", mumbled Parmesan Nithyananda.

"No! Say it ain't true! Rotten? You, Sri Nithyananda, of all people?"

Sex Salami Nithyananda replied, "Yes, I just got laid..."

"Well of course! Congratulations, you holy stud with an insatiable pud. You and your tantric partner, that failed porn star, Ranjitha, inspired us and millions of others to get off the internet and into spirituality... especially when we realized we could score just like you! Come on, Parmesan Nithyananda, how many times a day do you do the holy practice?"

"Idiot!" screamed Sri Nithyananda. "You make a terrible disciple. What karma did I do to get such a follower like you, back? You don't even listen to me! I was trying to say that I was laid.... off. There, are you satisfied?"

"What? Parmesan Nithyananda, you no longer have a job? Does that make you, oh great one, a true sanyasi (renunciant) now? You, Salami Nithyananda, told us acaryas (anointed teachers) not to identify with our job titles, but only to identify with you, Sri Nithyananda, the Divine, and reincarnation of Maha Kali and Lord Kal Bhairava. Do you, Sri Nithyananda, still claim those jobs? Which job did you lose?"

"293", Sri Nithyananda said sheepishly.

"Really? 293? The 293rd Pontiff of the Aadheenam? Also known as 'Junior'?"

"Yup. That one", said Salami Nithyananda glumly.

"Oh, dear, Parmesan Nithyananda. That means that someone else, who isn't anything like you, will later become 293. How humiliating. But, then again, Sri Nithyananda, it was kind of humiliating to see you known as 'junior' while you were parading around that old flatulent geyser, Srila Sri Arunagirinatha Sri Jnanasambandha Desika Paramacharya Swamigal, also known as '292. You, Oh Great One, being seen as a 'junior' to him is just not right. Perhaps, Salami Nithyananda, you should wait until you can be Pontiff 420; you can start a 420 Club right now. There, that's more inline with your mystical tantric practices, Sri Nithyananda."

"Salami Nithyananda, how did this happen? Any clues?"

"I dunno", said Nithyananda, the self-proclaimed avatar of every Hindu deity while avoiding eye contact.

"Look here, Sri Nithyananda, you posted a letter of explanation about how you lost your prestigious holy job on your official website, the embodiment of truth. But, wait, Parmesan Nithyananda, this official news post is gone! Missing! No more! Just the same, Salami Nithyananda, we remember how you posted:

In view of the recent submission by the Tamil Nadu Govt. that two individuals cannot jointly hold the position of pontiff of Madurai Aadheenam under the Hindu Religious and Charitable Endowments (HR&CE) Act, the 292nd Pontiff Srila Sri Arunagirinatha Sri Jnanasambandha Desika Paramacharya Swamigal has agreed to revoke the appointment of Paramahamsa Nithyananda as the 293rd pontiff of the Aadheenam.

Speaking to the media on the occasion, Paramahamsa Nithyananda clarified that he had communicated to the 292nd pontiff a day earlier that he was ready to step down from the post of the 293rd pontiff, as the current situation was taking its toll on the elderly pontiff's frail health and peace of mind.

'What the 292nd pontiff has done is perfectly right, and in keeping with my own wishes. I do not wish to cause any danger to the pontiff's health or his position as the head of the Aadheenam. The 292nd pontiff has put in many decades of service to the society and contributed greatly to the well-being of Hinduism, and it is not right that he should lose his position as the head of the Aadheenam due to the current situation,' Paramahamsa Nithyananda said.

When asked if the senior pontiff feared a retaliation from some of Paramahamsa Nithyananda's devotees, Paramahamsa Nithyananda said that he had strictly instructed devotees to remain calm under all circumstances, and to leave the Aadheenam premises with all due respects to the senior pontiff.

Gee, Salami Nithyananda. That was so beautifully said. You, Parmesan Nithyananda, stepped down just to ensure that the frail old salamander 292 would not go into old people convulsions. And, since there can only be one Pontiff, not two, not co-Pontiff, not Senior and Junior Pontiff, not mother and child pointif, but just one pontiff, you, Sri Nithyananda, are willing to step down without a struggle. Ah, we didn't know that you would be so kind. We don't know why your webmaster would take down such a sweet and revealing post of your true inner peaceful nature. But, we Sri Nithyananda want to preserve the Truth and get your special message out. Good news, Parmesan Nithyananda, we found an original copy of your web posting so no one can doubt how gentle you really are. Here it is:

Click Here: Sex Swami Nithyananda Bows Down and Out. Resigns His Majestic 293 Title for the Betterment of Humankind (pdf)

But, wait a minute, Parmesan Nithyananda. The news stories clearly state that it was Pontiff Srila Sri Arunagirinatha Sri Jnanasambandha Desika Paramacharya Swamigal (Mr. 292)'s own idea to sack you. Ooops, sorry there, Salami Nithyananda. That's the wrong choice of words considering everything that's been dug up about you. We meant to say, fired.

Memo from Birther-Right Activist, Donald Trump, to Sex Salami Nithyananda, "You're Fired!"

And, according to the papers, the Tamil High Court dismissed all those petitions to get you removed the day before he fired you. So, it had to come from him. But why? And, get this, Sri Nithyananda, that little cowering coward Mr. 292 had then soiled the reputation of your sweet followers and got police protection against them for he feared for his own life. What a drama king! Salami Nithyananda, who on earth would ever believe your followers to be violent?

Peace-loving Nithyananda's Follower Self-Defends Himself from a Beggar

(Do watch the above video to get an idea of the type of 'enlightenment' Sex Swami Nithyananda offers and the quality of his followers.)

This is going to take some research, Parmesan Nithyananda. Let's see. We know what might have happened. Perhaps that befuddled greasy octogenarian of a squid, Mr. 292, had a plot to be associated with you, Sri Nithyananda, just long enough so he will become famous just like you. After six months of palling around with you and having your holiness rub off on him, then he seized the moment and dumped you, just like used MacDonald's wrappers, which no longer needed to warm the french fries, right into the dustbin. Totally disposable. Now, Mr. 292 can bask in your limelight and promote himself shamelessly with t-shirts, holy tours, and perhaps even get to rub, ahem, shoulders with Kim Kardashian in the Bigg Boss 6 TV reality show that was suppose to star you, Salami Nithyananda, in the upcoming season.

A curve ball disrupted the plans for Sex Salami Nithyananda and Kim Kardashian to exchange spiritual energy and self-promoting, money making techniques on the Bigg Boss 6 Show.

By the way, Parmesan Nithyananda, did't Miss Kardashian also get famous with some steamy videos from a hidden camera? Boy, you two would hit it off. Perhaps you each could have had a video sequel provided Mrs. Nithyananda (Ranjitha Menon) wouldn't kill you over it. Oh well, Sri Nithyananda, it's only speculation at this point. Too bad.

Since you, Parmesan Nithyananda, are moving out, do you need any help?

Volunteers eagerly line up to help the renunciant, Sex Salami Nithyananda, move his meager possessions out from Aadheenam, Madurai back to his ashram in Bidadi.

We heard that Mr. 292 wanted all your things out, out, out! including all that exercise equipment that you, Sri Nithyananda, brought in. We think Mr. 292 was really jealous of your buff body and well-toned accessories. Could you, Sri Nithyananda, ever imagine him pumping away in the way that you, Oh Holy Stud, do? Nah, we can't even imagine that. Makes us slightly squeamish in fact. We heard that it took three big trucks to move your humble possessions back to Bidadi. Not much for a holy renunciant that was there for just six months.

One of three Nithya-cargo trucks delivering its payload on its way back to Bidadi from the Aadheenam, Madurai Mutt.

And, what about your holy followers? We heard they have been given the boot too. Now, now, Salami Nithyananda, given the boot means fired, just like you. Give them some booty, well, that's your specialty. We won't go into that now. Anyway, they must have their possessions too. Perhaps we can give them some assistance.

Sex Salami Nithyananda's followers make their way back to Bidadi from Aadheenam. Stained, smelly mattresses are always in tight demand in Bidadi.

Don't worry, Parmesan Nithyananda, this too will past. And, believe us, we'll be sticking to you to the very end. Our little promise since you, Oh Holy One, Sri Nithyananda, are our guru, to at least one of our dying breath.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda's Passport Confiscated. Holy Tour to Kailash On-Hold

2012-08-01T17:59:00.002-07:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda Has Passport Confiscated. Holy Tour Guide (and select entourage) is Stranded in New Delhi
Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Swami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? [dead silence.] Really, Swami Nithyananda, what's with such a long face? We thought you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, would be happier than a clam in high tide leading a group of over 200 cash-paying devotees on another exclusive holy tour that's out of the legal jurisdiction of India. Not a worry in the world. We know that you, Sri Nithyananda, are the only avatar and bona fide Paramahamsa has made such an effort to bring hoards of wealthy followers to holy places. They get all kinds of insights without even having to read a single page from the Lonely Planet Tour Guide book. You, Sri Nithyananda, are beyond all comparison. Let's just check. Lord Buddha. No tours. Lord Mahavira. Nada. Paramahamsa Ramakrishna? Definitely a stay-at-home type. Ramana Maharshi. Never left that hill. Wait a minute, Swami Nithyananda? How about Osho? You, Sri Nithyananda, consider him to be enlightened, don't you? Other than having a bunch of devotees who stalked and then tried to murder the Prosecuting District Attorney as well as poison a whole town with biological terrorists tactics, he like you, is a gifted tongue wagger. And, yes, Osho did travel around in charted jet flights with his own set of personal short-skirted flight attendants while he counted all his diamonds. Although that's close, that doesn't quite make the criteria of being a holy tour guide. It was all him. After all, there was no little cap, no loud Hawaiian shirt, no khaki shorts, etc. So, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, self-proclaimed Divine Avatar of Maha Kali and Maha Kalabhairava are the only known holy tour guide that the planet has even known. Nothing could stop you. Nothing.

Wait a minute, Sri Nithyananda, what's this breaking news here just printed in the Hindustan Press?:

Mystery of Sex-Swami Nithyananda's Passport

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, this is breaking news, and it is breaking our hearts. Was your passport really confiscated? Really? In New Delhi while you were en route to Nepal and later to Mount Kailash? How could they possibly confiscate the passport of a Divine Avatar, a self-proclaimed Avatar of Maha Kali and Maha Kalabhairava? Don't they know who they are messing with? Who ever is responsible for this will be singed! Reduce to ashes! Or, at least you, Swami Nithyananda, and your warp faced spokesperson, Mark, will make a YouTube video and claim just that.

Sex Swami Nithyananda now has time on his hands to sit around and shoot the breeze until he gets his passport back.

Let's see. In the news article, it says that the passport of the holy avatar was mixed in with 32 other passports. Commoners! That is not showing any respect to such a great man as you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Was that some ploy of some newbie volunteer to mix in your passport with a bunch of commoners just to evade the scrutiny of the Indian Immigration Authorities, which you were hoping that they will just rubber-stamp the lot of passports in bulk? Why anyone who sees your passport, Swami Nithyananda, would gain such a Divine experience that they would tremble and immediately approve it. Well, with the exception of that U.S. Immigration authority that canceled your U.S. Tourist Visa With Prejudice back in April 2, 2007. But, that government official must have been a follower of Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. You, Sri Nithyananda, know how jealous that charlatan is about you, Oh Great Avatar. Sri Sri's vishuddhi chakra must be way locked. Lockjaw, in fact.

And, what's this? The article hints that your personal nurse and healer to the Divine Healer, (and sometimes actress) Ranjitha Menon also had her passport confiscated too. Oh, dear, Sri Nithyananda. What are you going to to do when your tour goes on without you and you're stuck in New Delhi with just Ranjitha, and maybe 30 other harem hanger-oners? Will you, Swami Nithyananda, spend your time playing backgammon?

And, Swami Nithyananda, the news states that 32 passports were confiscated as part of your entourage. But, your press release claims that 200 people will travel with The Avatar. Does that mean the other 170 spiritual tourists are already 'on the other side' just waiting for you, Oh Great one, to cross over? Or, did your enlightened public relations officers experience the same 360 vision you once claimed when you were just twelve years old? Under that 360-vision experience, would 32 tourists viewed from all sides become bloated up to 200? Interesting. Maybe they are just fat. Regardless, we know that is is all good and Divine coming from your organization.

Paramahamsa Nithyananda, weren't you suppose to tested for male potency by the CID police force last Monday, July 30, 2012? We'll today is Wednesday, August 1, 2012. Two days later. Didn't that mean that you, Sri Nithyananda, could have completed the test and then went on your tour as scheduled? We recall that you did 'start' the tour a week ago on Wednesday, July 27, 2012. If that was the case, we certainly understand and agree that you, Swami Nithyananda, had better things to do, like not disappoint all the wealthy donors expecting this great vacation with a Divine Avatar. That is far more important than participating in some police criminal investigation. And, this police probe was to check for your male potency? How humiliating. Everyone knows your a Divine Avatar. They just need to go your website and see. And, God only knows how far the CID Police will probe to 'prove' that you, Sri Nithyananda, are capable of, well, ah, manly accomplishments. Obviously, you, Oh Great Avatar, are not of man or woman. So, that allows you to practice tantra with both parties. You, know, swing both ways. (That's only for their spiritual benefit, that we can attest to.) But, this CID police probe, could be a trap. They might have a hard agenda to prove that your potency does come in spurts. These bureaucratic with a set agenda are known to ram round pegs into square holes just to get what they want. Who, knows, Swami Nithyananda, you could end up being totally stiffed by these chaps. A real hard experience. Better stay away, and you did! Ah, up until now.

Sex Swami Nithyananda's police demanded potency test might show hard evidence of a predisposal to promiscuity... or could be a set up. The Sex Swami fears that the outcome could be predetermined trap that would force a conclusion much like a round peg in a square hole.

Oh, we get it, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, you allowed your passport to be confiscated as a nice way to protect all your wealthy tourists from an imminent disaster or having something really bad happen to them while at Mount Kailash. Was that it? We know that you, Oh Great Predictor, Swami Nithyananda, claim to know the future well before it happens. Is this the case? Oh, wait a minute, Swami Nithyananda. We know another explanation. You, Sri Nithyananda, were claiming that you were downloading Hindi, not Sanskrit, but Hindi. Don't they speak Hindi in New Delhi? So, your body, Sri Nithyananda, was all downloaded but no place to go, or at least had no place to practice. Now, Sri Nithyananda, while you wait it out, you will have plenty of opportunities to express yourself in Hindi. And, we bet that your body language will say it all. (Just don't go near any brothels. They won't understand the subtle nuances in your body language that a true Avatar like you expresses. That levitation thing will definitely bring up the wrong ideas.)

Oh, wait a minute, Swami Nithyananda, we thought of one last explanation, which we're sure must be the real reason why your passport was confiscated. You, Sri Nithyananda, had nothing to fear about the CID male potency probe. Nothing at all. If you, great avatar, were as horny as as those snarky blogs made you out to be, the whole world would have seen your protracted actions during your prolonged stay in the women's penitentiary. You, Sri Nithyananda, are innocent as a new born baby, with diapers no doubt, but innocent. After hearing all the outcries that you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, were possibly absconding and shirking your civic duty to be probed, that you had to create a mere inconvenience so that you wouldn't let your jet set donors down and have them believe that you caved in to official police demands. Not at all. So, having your passport confiscated, will allow you to go out and be probed, and then quickly rejoin all those wealthy tourists before they decide to give all their cash to some rival like Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. Now, that would be disappointing. In the between time, you, Swami Nithyananda, will help all your wealthy donors realize that the inner-tour to spiritual growth is really from within, and that you will accompany them in their time of need. We figure that about four days without five-star accommodations, and fending for themselves in the chill of Nepal and Tibet, they will be stronger and more spiritually equipped to face any hardships that come their way. You, Sri Nithyananda, are a genius. For sure.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Verdict Guilty! Nithyananda Swami's 'Nithyananda Foundation' Found Guilty of Fraud in US Federal Court

2012-07-21T12:04:00.003-07:00

Nithyananda Foundation & Bhaktananda (Gopal Reddy Sheelum) Guilty of FRAUD in Unanimous Verdict in U.S. Federal Civil Court

Hi Readers. We're running a bit short on time, but his video below pretty much sums up the recent events against Nithyananda Swami and his band of unmerry troublemakers.

We'll do a full post shortly and make some very interesting documents available that prove that Nithyananda Swami is tied, bound, and gagged to the Nithyananda Foundation. This is his baby. Guilty.

Please note that only the 'Nithyananda Foundation' and Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami were found guilty of FRAUD. Other charges such as RICO were declared 'not guilty'.

The other named defendants who were found 'not guilty' (this time) were Mr. Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, and his sometimes-wife, Ms. Ragani Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Sachitananda, the original madam that ushered so many ladies to Sex Swami Nithyananda's bed.

Ms. Jyothi Sheelum, a.k.a. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami and wife to guilty party, Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami, was also found 'not guilty'.

Ms. D Jamunarani, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Sadhananda, Sex Swami's first ashramite, and co-signer of all the Non-disclosure (NDA) sex contracts, was originally listed as a defendant. She was removed, but still forced to testify. Her admissions were incrimidating and will be used against her. In this trial, she was neither 'guilty' or 'not guilty'.

Sex Swami Nithyananda was not a named party to the case. He is neither 'guilty' or 'not guilty'. As a last ditch effort, Sex Swami Nithyananda did request to testify via video conferencing, but the Honorable Judge, Stephen V. Wilson, said 'NO'. That Sex Swami Nithyananda had to appear in California and undergo several hours of 'discovery' (legal term for the lawyers to cross examine the defendants and witnesses).

Sex Swami is now trying to distance himself from his very own organization which he created along with the Sachitananda's. We'll be posting all this evidence for everyone to admire very short. Nithyananda is busted! Yes, just one more string of lies to add to a very long chain.

Please note that this is a civil case in a U.S. Federal Court. In a Federal Court, it takes an unanimous verdict (the whole jury must agree.) A Federal Court has higher standards than a 'superior' or local court, since it is governed by the central U.S. Government, not the state government. This is much like the difference between the FBI and the local police.

It should be noted that the bar of 'proof' is a bit lower in a civil case than it would be in a criminal case. For instance, OJ Simpson was found 'not guilty' of murder in a criminal case, but 'guilty' in a civil case.

For the record, the Honorable Judge, Stephen V. Wilson, did not remand the plaintiff's attorney, as stated incorrectly on Nithyananda's website. This is just one last desperate measure from the Nithyananda camp to try to smear the plaintiff's good name.

Sri Popat's attorney did an excellent job and upheld high standards of ethics regardless of receiving tons of dirty tricks and delay tactics from Nithyananda's camp. The Honorable Judge, Stephen V. Wilson, several times warned Nithyananda's attorneys and defendants to shape up or ship out. They complied, but tactics added expenses and delay's to the plaintiff (Sri Popat).

There are currently other 'active' civil lawsuits against Nithyananda and his thugs, so this is not the only show in town. Just the first.

It is our strict policy not to comment or post comments on ongoing court cases. This can have adverse affect on the case. Also, we wish to protect the victims, or at least 'give them some space' during these trials. Being up against a criminal mafia of Nithyananda and his unholy thugs and 'dirty tricks' lawyers is daunting enough.

We'll post lots of damning evidence in a few days. So stay tuned. Lots more to come.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Hides Behind His Lawyers, Lenin is FREE!

2012-06-29T00:12:00.000-07:00

Nithyananda's Nemesis, Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda), a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0 Free from False Imprisonment. Sex Swami Nithyananda Fears for His Life!

Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Swami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. "Rrrrrrrrrrraaah ahhh ahhh". Oh, we see, Swami Nithyananda, you must be conducting your Nirahaara Samyama Meditation™. Wow, just like the old days when you had your ashramites work and work and work, but now you taken away their food. Just like the security workers at your old ashram. Is it really true that you, Swami Nithyananda, didn't pay them for three months? Wow, you're a genius. No wonder you have people attending your get-rich-soon enWealth programs learning how to get the most out of people without giving them any thing in return. No wonder you're enlightened, and we're still struggling. But, don't worry, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, we will follow your lead, and you'll be happy to know that we are already three days late returning our library books. It's so nice to be able to unclutch just as you, Swami Nithyananda, taught us.

What's this, Sri Nithyananda? Your old nemesis, Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda), a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0 is free from what all those people who are against you, < gasp >, call as false imprisonment. We just can't imagine how those detractors of a real living avatar are missing it. As proof, when you, Swami Nithyananda, get arrested, you're out on bail the next day. Even if the prison has to break the rules and let you out that night, it will. Because, you, Oh Great One, Sri Nithyananda, are not only a living avatar, but your a loaded, filthy rich (word rich optional) avatar with the best set of lawyers this side of the Barrier Reef. But, when Lenin gets bail, as he did on June 5, 2012, it took three weeks, or 21 days before he was able to walk out of the police custody. So, that must make you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, 21 times greater than Lenin. Of course, since you've been arrested now for over three times, we admit that it must be pretty routine for you and your lawyers to get you out. They have it down by a science.

Say, look, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, here's some footage of you getting arrested now. See how graceful and unclutched you and your followers seem?

Blissful Custody of Nithyananda's Arrest

Wow, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, you sure handled that like a pro. And, look at the crowd, they were all cheering you on! Just like Rama returning to Ayodhya.

But, wait, Sri Nithyananda. Lenin Karuppan is out. You did manage to delay his release for what seemed like infinity... but if you really are the true Maha Kali and true Lord Kal Bhairava that you claim to be, then why did he get out? His fans say that Lenin is like Nelson Mandela who was falsely imprisoned to help free people from misrule and abuse, but we know the true story. He was just jealous of all that gold you have, Sri Nithyananda, and all those girls who are draped around you, Swami Nithyananda, and all the cash and land that you, Paramahamsa, have in your private accounts. That could be the only reason. After all, Swami Nithyananda, you are the true Nelson Mandela. Well, he did snag no. 12 in the Watkins' Mind Body Spirit Magazine list of the 100 most 'spiritual' people, but you only came in at 88. Hey, but Swami Nithyananda, you're on the rebound. Give it some time. Hey, Sri Nithyananda, what's 12 x 7 ? Is it 84? Yes, it will take some time, but you, Swami Nithyananda, are on the right track. Perhaps 27 more years in jail, and you, Sri Nithyananda, will have the same record as Nelson Mandela, at least time spent in jail.

Anyway, Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda), a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0 has secured his freedom. His fans say it is like Ram and Hanuman reuniting again to fight the forces of adharma (unrightousness).

Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0 embraces Ram (symbolizing Dharma) and gets ready to fight the injustice of Ravana

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda), a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0, hadn't been out from jail more than 24 hours, and He already is on TV exposing Truths about you and your followers.

Lenin Exposes the Truths about Nithyananda

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 2

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 3

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 4

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 5

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 6

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 7

Wow, look, Sri Nithyananda, what if it is true? That Lenin Karuppan really is Hanuman 3.0? What bad things will happen to you, Oh Great One, Living Avatar Nithyananda? Will you, Great Avatar, be able to due some special magic and stop him? You, Sri Nithyananda, claim to be the avatar of every living deity imaginable. Certainly there must be something you can do stop him? Oh, we see, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, got your uncivil lawyers and filed a civil lawsuit against Lenin, Aarthi, and her dad.

The Times of India: "Nithyananda seeks to gag his critics"

Nithyananda Tries to Silence the Truth

Hmmm, Sri Nithyananda, we're a mala (rosary) wearing devotee of yours, but even for us, this seems a little bit weak. Aren't you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, afraid of being called a coward? A bully? An abuser? And, why Swami Nithyananda, didn't you say that blogger would be destroyed in six months? Was that a death threat? Why he's very much a live and blogging against you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Looks like you, Sri Nithyananda, only have five more weeks to destroy him or really look like not a man of your word.

Paramahamsa Nithyananda, you really need to do a little bit better than this. It's hard enough to be wearing your mala (rosary) in public and receive gleams from 80-year-old ladies wanting to get hot, heavy, and spiritual. But, hiding behind your lawyers and letting them do the dirty work of suppressing fee speech. Come on, Avatar Nithyananda, would you be willing to play by the same rules if someone ordered a gag order on you? Just think of the void on YouTube if that ever happened.

Feeling a bit sheepish, Sex Swami Nithyananda, Avatar of Everything, takes refuge behind his advocate.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Gets Bail, Then FAILS, Arrested Again!

2012-06-14T04:54:00.001-07:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda Unleashed, then Re-leashed, but Certainly Not Released...Now Nithyananda Has a New Lease (stay tuned)

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT...

Leave it the ever exciting criminal avatar, and now public nuisance, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, is OUT of jail. Sometime on Friday evening (June 15, 2012), he obtained bail, and is enjoying all the worldly pleasures of a freed renunciant. It is unclear if he is staying in his ashram, a Motel 6, Ranjitha's pad, the local brothel, the local cemetery (his favorite haunts), or some place in back of the bowling alley. But, one thing is certain... this news will be outdated as soon as we click on the 'update' button. So, stay tuned, and keep your eyes on the Google news feed for the ever exciting updates on Swami Nithyananda!

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Here's yesterday's (June 14, 2012) already stale update:

We don't think the ink was really dry on this post and leave it to Sex Swami Nithyananda to keep us busy with new development.

Nithyananda Re-Arrested!

Yes, Sex Swami Nithyananda must have had some more Truths to download and was re-arrested within about seven (7) hours of gaining bail.

The new charges are for 'disturbing the peace' and 'causing a public nuisance'. Duh. It appears that there is only a one-day judicial custody for such offenses, so Swami Nithyananda will be available to be re-arrested as early as this Saturday, June 16, 2012. May we suggest 'offending public sentiment' and 'offending religious sentiment'? Perhaps its best if these charges were brought on, one at a time.

We sincerely hope that Nithyananda Swami has some fine conversations with his newly founded buddies at the Police Department, and gets frequent flyer rewards for being a regular customer. We found out that he has been carted off to Mysore Central Prison. Hope it is spacious and meets the high five-star standards someone should extend to a self-proclaimed avatar.

Safe and Secure. Sex Swami Nithyananda escapes the hectic life of being a criminal superstar. The Avatar now relaxes with long chats with his newly found friends.

According to the Deccan Herald, Sex Swami Nithyananda is housed in Cell no. 19. This is the same jail cell, where alleged Al-badr terrorists Fahad and Ali Hussain also had enjoyed the safety and serenity of the Mysore Central Jail. The Deccan Herald also reports that Nithyananda Swami has a roommate to help pass the lonely hours with a deck of cards and stories about spiritual adventures, tantric experiences, and the whatnot.

Gee wiz, even an enlightened superstar of an avatar who can control how the heaven's move and promises instant wealth, enlightenment, healing, weight-loss, teleporting gems, miracles, sex (OK, that one he can do), etc. for his followers, can go through an unlucky streak. Perhaps Nithyananda Swami should consult his astrologer before calling press conferences and filing new lawsuits against his victims, ooops, we meant to say detractors.

Even Nithyananda's official website validates the most recent arrest:

June 14, 2012 In view of today’s arrest of Paramahamsa Nithyananda, all his followers worldwide are undertaking a voluntary peaceful fast with prayer as a religious practice until his release.

We want our Master to be safely back with us at the earliest.

We place our trust in God and in the judiciary.

Source: Nithyananda.org

We hope that Nithyananda's followers don't get too cranky from all that hunger and then do crazy things.

Below is our already outdated news of six hours ago:

The regional Court of Ramanagaram, near Bangalore granted self-proclaimed avatar, Nithyananda bail after spending one day in police custody where he was interrogated in the Police College. Sex Swami Nithyananda was arrested for assault.

The lawyers for Nithyananda Swami had his High Court of Karnataka date moved to quash his First Incident Report (FIR) (initial charges, but not formal indictment) to next Tuesday, June 19, 2012.

Sex Swami Nithyananda seems to be at odd with the Karnataka State Government where earlier this week, the Chief Minister of Karnataka, D.V. Sadananda Gowda, went on record stating that Nithyananda Swami's bail should be revoked and that Nithyananda should be arrested.

In response, Nithyananda Swami's lawyers filed a petition in the High Court against The Chief Minister of Karnataka saying that he had no authority to seal ashram. Apparently, Nithyananda's ashram is still closed, so Nithyananda will have to make alternative sleeping arrangements. Based on his previous notoriety, this should not pose as an obstacle to the resourceful swami. We suggest a Motel 6.

Apparently, Nithyananda Swami's legal team is in high combat mode and not seeking reconciliation. According to the DajiWorld News, Nithyananda has also filed a writ petition in the High Court of Karnataka against the Chief Minister, D.V. Sadananda Gowda, The Home Minister, police officials and Suvarna News Channel demanding Rs 10 crore (about $2,000,000) in damages.

Behind every demon is a demon. Sex Swami Nithyananda reading his last rights as Swami Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, looks on. "This time, Swami, you have to brave it alone."

Nithyananda Swami and his U.S. supporters have also churned out creative press releases declaring themselves as the 'victims'. Here is an example:

PRWeb (paid press release services): "Criminal Complaints Against Suvarna TV Channel & Chief For Instigating Violence In Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam"

Some related news (do a Google Search for the latest):

DajiWorld.com: "Bangalore: Nithyananda Granted Bail, Files Writ Petition Against CM, Suvarna News"

NDTV: "Nithyananda granted bail by court, a day after he surrendered"

The Hindu: "Nithyananda granted bail"

IBN Live: "Nithyananda gets bail, to walk out of jail"

Stay tuned. More drama to come.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Surrenders to the Law

2012-06-13T03:23:00.000-07:00

Breaking News! Sex Swami Nithyananda Turns Himself into a Local Court
We just learned that Nithyananda surrendered to the Ramanagaram District Court at 3:10 p.m. Indian Standard Time after nearly 48 hours of being on the lam (that is without a 'b').

The short-lived fugitive will now get some long anticipated R&R in jail. The question is will Nithyananda be placed in the women's prison like last time? Or will he have to rough it out with other men. Stay tuned.

Source: ZeeNews.com, "Nithyananda Surrenders, Sent to Day-long Judicial Custody"

Source: IBN Live. "Nithyananda Surrenders in Ramanagara District Court in Karnataka"

(See Google News Search for latest news.)

Part II: Nithyananda Counters the Alleged Rape Accusations

2012-06-13T01:21:00.001-07:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda Tries to Paint His Rape Victim; Paints Himself into a Corner
This is Part II of a two-part series. Perfectly fine if part two is read first. But, do read both part I and II. Then compare all the evidence with your own judgement to determine who is telling the Truth.

In this section, we will let Nithyananda Swami tell his side of the story using his words and media only. Look at his body language, his grin, and words that he uses. Think to yourself are these the words and behavior of a holy man? A renunciant? An avatar or Divine Incarnation? Is this someone who will help 'save' the world? Do listen to your inner-voice and then act accordingly (with nonviolence, of course).

On Nithyananda Swami's official website, nithyananda.org, there is a 'news post' dated June 4, 2012, entitled:

"WHO IS THE WOMAN ACCUSING NITHYANANDA? Criminal truth behind the tears"

these among other points were posted:

Arati R** is a well-established fraud and a wanted criminal, who has cheated a number of innocent people and organizations in India and the USA. She is facing multiple charges for fraud and sex crimes and is currently absconding.

She is the carrier of an incurable sexually transmitted disease (STD) called Herpes 2 as a result of multiple illicit relationships and covert prostitution. She is challenged to undergo tests to deny this and make her medical records public.

Life Bliss Foundation (LBF) sued Ms. R** in California and at the conclusion of the litigation LBF prevailed and received a money judgment against Ms. R** for theft of trade secrets, fraud and numerous other counts (Case Number: RIC 1105004). (Added Note: To date: The Court has not ruled a default or judgement against the alleged victim. Only sanctions have been awarded to the Life Bliss Foundation for the victim did not show up due to her hiding in fear after receiving multiple death threats from members of Nithyananda's organizations.)

She is wanted by a Varanasi court in connection with the creation and distribution of the morphed video attempting to link Paramahamsa Nithyananda and actress Ranjitha. The section numbers are 292, 500, 509 of the C.P.C along with Section 4 of the Information and Technology Act (Case No. 1450/2011)

She is facing serious charges of child abuse in the USA of a sexual nature. (details cannot be divulged at present).

Other serious allegations are levied at the alleged victim, Ms. Aarthi R. You may read them at the nithyananda.org website. (Be sure to view the documents that are linked at the bottom of this page).

Here is another 'News Statement' posted on Nithyananda's official website on June 2, 2012:

"NITHYANANDA SLAMS FALSE ACCUSATION BY ALLEGED CONSPIRATOR"

This 'news' broadcasts similar items such as the alleged sexually transmitted diseases, STD, discrediting accusations of denial by Accused no. 5, Ms. Ragini Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Sachitananda, and Sri Nithya Pranananda, as well as the same list of accusations stated previously.

And, just to make sure that the words above on Nithyananda's official website, nithyananda.org, were not the wayward act of a misguided volunteer, we have Nithyananda Swami clarify matters during a series of press releases he conducted in early June, 2012 at his ashram, in Bidadi, Bangalore, India. Here are a few of those videos:

Nithyananda Press Meet of June 2, 2012 (1 min.)

Paramahamsa Nithyananda clarifies accusations by Arati R** (10 min.)

In case there's a desire to see more of the above, here are some additional links of the recorded statements by Nithyananda Swami during his recent press meets on his YouTube Channel:

PRESS MEET: CRIMINAL RECORD OF WOMAN ACCUSING NITHYANANDA Part 1 (7th June 2012)

PRESS MEET: CRIMINAL RECORD OF WOMAN ACCUSING NITHYANANDA Part 2 (7th June 2012)

Note: This portion of the above press release edits out the moment that the reporter began to serve Nithyananda Swami the court documents to a civil lawsuit in the United States.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Part I: Nithyananda's Rape Victim Call Out Sex Swami Nithyananda

2012-06-12T23:24:00.000-07:00

The Rape Victims's Interview that Brought Down Sex Swami Nithyananda to His Lowest Level Yet
For the next two posts, we will take a break from our regular tools of snark, sarcasm, lampooning, and banter, and just let the content speak for itself.

Courage of a Rape Victim in English

Here are links to the rape Victim's interview that were held in Kannada (Indian language spoken in and around the state of Karnataka, the state that houses the now raided ashram of Sex Swami Nithyananda.

Note, that many portions of these interviews are in English, and in some ways are even more compelling and expose the true pain that the victim has underwent.

We wish for you to respect all the brave victims who have come forward. Listing their last names is not accepted in the comment section.

As you watch these videos, compare your intuition and then compare your findings to Nithyananda's statements and reaction. Try to see who is telling the Truth.

Courage of a Rape Victim in Kannada/English on YouTube

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 1

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 2

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 3

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 4

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 5

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 6

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 7

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 8

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 9

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 10

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 11

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 12

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 13

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 14

Nithyananda's Statement Differs From the Rape Victim

Statements about Swami Nithyananda's "SEX SCANDAL"

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

God Fraud Nithyananda's Days Are Over!

2012-06-11T01:56:00.000-07:00

Breaking News!!!

Karnataka Government has ordered seize and search of Sex Swami Nithyananda's ashram.

The Karnataka Home Department will take legal steps to cancel Nithyananda's bail.

This is the beginning of the end for that Monster, Nithyananda. Hopefully, the Government will round up the other top tier criminals (accused no. 2 through 6, as well as Pranananda, etc.) and revoke their bail too.

Look for the Google news feed on the left side.

Here's the first article to appear:

http://ibnlive.in.com/news/karnataka-govt-orders-probe-against-nithyananda/265457-3.html

http://zeenews.india.com/news/karnataka/godman-nithyanandas-property-to-be-seized_781125.html

Nithyananda Unleashes His Nithya-Ninjas; Loses His Ashram as the Government Plan Takes Over

2012-06-10T13:47:00.000-07:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda First Fights, Then Flights, and Now is Homeless
Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Swami Ki Jai!

Hi Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? [ silence ] Sri Nithyananda? [ more silence ] Oh, yoohoo, Sri Nithyananda? Hmmmm. Swami Nithyananda must have gone off some place. That's funny, he was sitting on his golden throne just a minute ago. Hmmmm. We know where to find him. Ah ha! There you are, Sri Nithyananda. We know you would be hiding underneath the bed. But, wait? What's this? You, Swami Nithyananda, are there alone. There' no lady, minor, or even another half-dress man there with you. OK, so now we know things are not normal here in your ashram in Bidadi. What happened?

Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we remember the press meet last Thursday where those sneaky reporters tried to serve you a summons and you ordered them out. And then under your orders, all your devotees rallied together and threw them out, literally. That was brutal. We got to see the rough and tough side of Ma Arunachalananda. Ferocious. Even Ma Swarnalata Devi Beravol, mother of accused no. 5, Ma Sachitananda, a.k.a. Ragani Vallabhaneni get into it. Now we got to see how Ma Sachitananda became such a tough cookie. A chip off the old iron lady.

And the next day? More of the same? Why you, Swami Nithyananda, had another press release the day after and it ended in another free-for-all melee? And on both Thursday and Friday, some protester came and on both days that ended in hand-to-hand combat? Frightening.

And, this is nothing new. You, Oh Great Master, Nithyananda, trained us to fight back. To roar like lions and eat annoying goats. Chomp. Chomp. Like unleashing a can of killer bees, Swami Nithyananda, we're at your service. We're willing to stick our stingers in anyone, indiscriminate of age, sex, or marriage status. Sri Nithyananda, we learned all this from watching from your example. Really.

Nithyananda's Nithya-Ninjas. Unleashed like a can of killer bees; ready to stick their stingers in anyone that moves.

So, what's the big deal? What? The police arrested about 15 of your ashramites including some of the women who chased, pushed, pulled, and punched away that reporter? What are the criminal charges? Manhandling? Where on earth did those women learn how to do manhandling? Did someone teach them this, or did they just naturally pick up manhandling on their own? Heavens! It's amazing to think of what type of enlightened training goes on there in your ashram, Sri Nithyananda.

And what about those party crashers at the Gates of your Ashram, Swami Nithyananda? We know that people are seeking out your enlightened presence. Hmmmm, they did look like they might have caused some mischief. Good thing you, Sri Nithyananda, and your ashramite beat them to the punch. Literally.

We've been thinking, Sri Nithyananda, perhaps you should make a new rule and place a big sign that says something like 'By Entering These Gates, You Must Meet All These Qualifications to Enter the Serene and Divine Sanctuary of His Divine Grace, Paramahamsa Nithyananda or Consent to These Following Conditions:

Done an official and blessed mala (rosary) of the Divine Avatar, Nithyananda. The holy mala must be worn and visible at all times.
Have attended at least two programs conducted by Nithyananda Swami.
Able to recite on demand His Holy Grace, Nithyananda's official Guru Pooja mantra. (Applicants that can only recite the standard Guru Pooja that doesn't substitute Nithyananda's holy name with Lord Shiva will be denied entry.)
Carry over $500 (per person) for the purpose of giving a free tax-deductible donation for the Divine Avatar to conduct charity of His choice.
Have or in the process (with verification) of legally changing your name to one that is issued by his Lordship, Paramahamsa Nithyananda.
Have never admitted to reading any blogs, news articles, and other slanderous material that defames the Living Avatar, Swami Nithyananda (see 16-page annex of current lawsuits registered with the Nithyananda Foundation.)
Applicant consents to do tantric on demand with the Holy Master, Nithyananda.
Applicant acknowledges that by entering these gates, applicant now has privileged inside, proprietary information about Nithyananda, Inc. Any utterances, gestures, or writing that expose these trade secrets or are deemed spurious, derogatory, or slanderous will result in civil and criminal charges against the applicant.
[ readers, feel free to submit updated rules to add to this post ]

Anyone who does not meet these qualifications (including journalists, police, Government Officials, wandering sadhus, Girl Scouts selling cookies, rival cult leaders, etc.) will be denied entry, detained, arrested, and/or beaten to a pulp.

With Love and Grace - Nithyananda's Welcoming Committee

That ought to do it, Sri Nithyananda. No more undesirables entering your holy ashram ever again.

But, Sri Nithyananda, what's this here? The naysayers are saying that you, Divine Avatar, Nithyananda, should peaceful, accepting, and nonviolent. Perhaps even, 'unclutched' toward all these matters. Then these same naysayers point to what Sri Bhagavan Ramana Maharshi did (or did not do) when thugs broke in, ransacked his ashram, and beat him. Just look:

The Night that Thieves Broke Into Sri Bhagavan Ramana Maharshi's Ashram
It was at 11-30 in the middle of the night of the 26th of June 1924. Though at that time Sri Ramanasramam consisted of only a few thatched sheds, some thieves came thinking it to be a rich mutt. They tried to break in through the windows by smashing them, and threatened to destroy everything. The noise woke up the devotees who were sleeping in the shed where Sri Bhagavan was Iying. Sri Bhagavan invited the thieves to come in through the proper doorway and asked the devotees to give them a hurricanelamp so that they could look for whatever they wanted, yet they shouted angrily, “Where are you keeping your money?”. “We are sadhus who live by begging, we have no money. From what you can find here, you may take away anything you want. We will come outside,” so saying, Sri Bhagavan came and sat outside followed by the devotees. As they came out of the shed, the thieves beat them with sticks, and one blow even fell on the thigh of Sri Bhagavan. “If you are still not satisifed, beat the other thigh as well,” said Sri Bhagavan, feeling sorry for them!

Was this to be the limit of His kindness towards the thieves? No, He also prevented a young devotee who,unable to bear the sight of Sri Bhagavan being beaten,jumped up with an iron bar in retaliation. Sri Bhagavan advised him, “Let them do their dharma [i.e. role]. We are sadhus, we should not give up our dharma. In future, the world will blame only us if any wrong happens. When our teeth bite our tongue, do we break them and throw them away?” “Though others do wrong to one, it is best not to return the same in wrath.”.‘Tirukkural’, verse 157Some days later the police caught the thieves and brought them before Sri Bhagavan, and an officer asked Him to identify the one who had beaten Him on that night. Sri Bhagavan at once replied with a smile, “Find out whom I beat [in a previous birth], for it is he who has beaten me now!”. He never denounced the criminal!

“Conquer the foe by your worthy patience and for ever forget the wrong done to you on account of ignorance.”.‘Tirukkural’, verse 157“The right way of punishing the wrong-doer is to do good to him and to forget his wrong.”.‘Tirukkural’, verse 314

Source: The Path of Sri Ramana Part 1 book By Sri Sadhu Om

Source: IndiaDivine.org

And another mischievous naysayer informed us about how you told the ashramites in your Los Angeles Ashram way back in 2007 that if there was any conflict between two people, that even the person in the 'right' was also in the 'wrong' for allowing and creating that conflict to happen. Paramahamsa Nithyananda, were those your words? Really? Because this same naysayer now says you, Sri Nithyananda, said that just to do more mind-control games against them, and further take away any free will to reason and break away from your mental slavery.

Sri Nithyananda, if these really were your words will you take any responsibility for creating this conflict? We're confused, how are you going to resolve this mess?

Wait! What's this Divine Avatar, Nithyananda! The Government claims it will now take over the ashram as stated by Law minister S Suresh Kumar (DNA: Daily News Analysis). How can this be? You, Paramahamsa Nithyananda claim to be the incarnation of the Divine Maha Kali and Maha Kal Bhairva. Are you not? Why the real Divine Maha Kali and Maha Kal Bhairva could reverse this measure with a blink of their Divine eye.

Breaking News! No sooner than we pushed the 'publish' button, The Hindu paper states that Karnataka Minister for Law and Parliamentary Affairs, S. Suresh Kumar, claims that he was misquoted.

“While speaking to mediapersons at Dharwad [on Saturday] I had only said that the State government is observing the developments at the Nityananda ashram and the Chief Minister would take suitable decision after consulting experts”, he said while adding that the government “will not protect anybody.”
Perhaps Sex Swami Nithyananda came up with enough operating cash to satisfy the Government requirements to stay in control of his kingdom. But, we'll see.

Swami Nithyananda, didn't you tell us that we needed to face our fears? That the only way to get over them was to go through them? We're even more confused. Oh, we see, Divine Avatar, Nithyananda, all these concepts of 'facing fears' and 'nonviolence', and 'turn-the-other-cheek' (not applicable to tantra practices with Ranjitha) are all out-dated, old-school, and so 2006. Just as your slogan that crooked-face eNTV announcer Mark likes to announce on every news broadcast, "This is 2012, the 'Year of Meditation and Cosmic Partying, the type that does not do damage to our bodies (unless of course practitioner is hit by a protester, police cane, or fellow ashramite in need of a 'victim' photo op)". Yes, this is 2012! You, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, are only interested in doing damage to people's minds, (unless of course we count all the ill effects from sleep deprivation.) You, Swami Nithyananda, no longer seem interested in breaking canes over your followers' heads like you once did. Why all those other old and out-dated-concepts of spirituality need to be chucked out the door and new updated techniques that were first devoloped by god-man Osho / Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh need to be updated and then replaced. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Your goal to enlightened 10,000,000 million people on this planet means that no time can be wasted for such time-consuming practices of tolerance and nonviolence. You, Avatar Pushpa, Nithyananda, have come down to this planet just to do that. And, if there are police, government officials, and pesky protesters, just damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead. We're glad that we are following a truly enlightened master, Nithyananda, one that has the full fighting spirit to accomplish the true works of a Divine Master in this difficult age.

Ah, small problem, here, Sri Nithyananda. Just where are you now? Well, we found you under the bed, that's true, but your Twitter feed on Saturday, June 9, 2012 says:

Dear ones love and blessings to all of you Iam safe and healthy beblissful (Sri Nithyananda's Tweet on Twitter)

And then on your divine website, Nithyananda.org, you also make mention that you're 'traveling' and 'heard about the incidents from far way'.

Why look right here: Sri Nithyananda's 'Out of the Office' letter.

In that same letter you said:

"I heard about the problems caused in the Bidadi ashram by the anti-social elements, but thanks to the timely intervention of the Bidadi and Ramangara police, all matters are under control."

Really? You, Sri Nithyananda, quoted that the Ramangara police have matters under control? Are you, Divine Avatar, Nithyananda, referring to the fact that the police arrested 15 of your ashramites? Are the fact that your enlightened followers were not able to use your teaching and fighting techniques and control the situation with unenlightened beings?

Paramahamsa Nithyananda, these not-at-home posts look like the same tactics you used when you were absconding from the law back in 2010. Swami Nithyananda, you are not afraid of being arrested again? After all, being arrested has become part of your routine. Paramahamsa Nithyananda, you are not a coward, are you? Say it isn't true! Please tell us your location, Swami Nithyananda, please!!! We want to be able to position our bodies in your holy direction when we do your Guru Puja every day as per your orders so we can be sure we get all the wealth you promised us if we did these techniques. Please tell us that everything is going to be OK. Please! Something must be done!

We know the answer, Living Incarnate Nithyananda! We'll use that handy 'Dial the Avatar' number to so we can forward our prayers to the Avatar himself to that the Avatar can be saved. Obviously, the Divine Avatar cannot pray for himself when He is in trouble, so He needs His devotees to pray for him, or at least cough up enough cash to pay for his anticipated bail. Here we go:

ET, dial home now! Call the Real Avatar, Sex Swami Nithyananda, to get ALL of your desires fulfilled. Must be at least 18 years of age. Requires valid credit card.

We feel much better now, Living Avatar, Swami Nithyananda. We know that everything is going to be OK. One question, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, was that a toll free number or a 1-900 number? Just asking.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Big Mouth Nithyananda Unleashes His Action Figures

2012-06-08T00:18:00.000-07:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda Makes a Scene; Serves Him Right
Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Swami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, are we ever glad we came back to you, Oh Great One, and became your devotees once again [to be said in a flat monotone voice]. Wow. Why other sedate, tranquil, and run-of-the-mill enlightened masters like Sri Paramahamsa Ramakrishna, Bhagavan Sri Ramana Maharishi, and Lord Buddha would preach calmness and equanimity through meditation techniques and self-control of desires, you, Swami Nithyananda, take an exact opposite approach. You unleash the inner-animal (a predator, no doubt), in all your devotees and then lead by example. Why, just look here, you sly tiger, Nithyananda:

Sex Swami Nithyananda & His Action Heroes

Just look at you go! Living proof that you, Sri Nithyananda, really are Maha Kali and Maha Kal Bhairava without a doubt. Maybe you're even the Tasmanian Devil the way you whirled around and got everyone moving. But, don't you fear at all, Swami Nithyananda, children all over the world just love watching cartoons featuring 'Taz'. Then, of course Bugs Bunny usually out smarts him, everytime, but that doesn't stop him from coming back.

Swami Nithyananda, man of action!

A predictable plot, but full of action! And, wait, there's even more on these links:

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 1

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 2

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 3

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 4

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 5

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 6

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 7

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 8

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 9

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 10

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 11

All this unbridled energy just waiting for a bride (a willing tantra partner would do in a pinch)! We love to see how Ma Nithya Achalananda bulges her bug-eyes like an unhinged python that swallowed big horned sheep. Hissss hissss hooray! Way cool. Is this how enlightened people act once you, Swami Nithyananda, initiate their Kundalini awakening? Why we would never have the desire for another cup of coffee after experiencing such energy darshan's. You, Junior Pontiff, Nithyananda, are a real a genius [once again, to be said in a flat monotone voice].

And, what's all this talk we hear about an illegal serf? Why everyone in your ashram, knows that you, Sri Nithyananda, are the king of kings. Everyone who comes through these gates to live as a serf within your holy presence does so in exchange of being your slave (labor or otherwise) so they can later become 'enlightened' just like you. Clear and cut, and with your special contracts, very legal indeed. So, how can there be an illegal serf pop up? There's some things that only a enlightened holy man, like you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, who can see deep into the future and know every man's (and definitely every woman's) desires before they even know it themselves. Just amazing. There's so much mystery around you, Swami Nithyananda, that we just fall at your lotus feet and have to resign to ourselves that we will never ever know.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

No Comment for Sexy Swami Nithyananda's Latest Chargesheet (Indictment) for Rape of a Man, Children, and Other Women

2012-03-25T23:00:00.011-07:00

Close Your Eyes to Nithyananda's Latest Criminal Charges Until He Gets a Chance to Open His Mouth
Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? "Wababawababa". Oh, dear, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, there isn't a Gruntanese translator nearby, but we can see that you're not happy. Rest assured, Swami Nithyananda, Oh Teller of Truth, we will only broadcast Your message from now on. Yes, in the past, we were snarky and sarcastic, but we were mislead. We thought that you, Sri Nithyananda, were not a true living avatar or even enlightened. We thought you were just a common criminal doing uncommon crimes. But, no more. Our eyes are open and whatever message you broadcast, no matter how inane, we'll also broadcast. Take those most recent criminal charges. Yes, those that accuse you of multiple rape against a male suspect and children. We saw your message about how everyone should keep quiet on your ENTV YouTube Channel video, and look, here it is now:

Sexy Swami Nithyananda' eNTV March 22, 2012 @ 1:20

Yes, we agree, Swami Nithyananda. You haven't received your official copy of the chargesheet (indictment papers) about the charges of multiple rape with a male, children, and another lady. So until that time, Sri Nithyananda, we respect your wishes and ask everyone not to even think about reading any of the latest published news articles about Nithyananda's latest sex crimes until Paramahamsa Nithyananda Himself can clarify, and elaborate, and even embellish them in one of his elaborate press conferences.

Stay Away From These News Articles or You Will be SORRY!:

Daily Bhaskar: 'Swami Nithyananda also had sexual relations with a man'
Deccan Herald: CID files additional charge sheets against Nithyananda
DNA Daily News & Analysis: CID gets proof to nail Swami Nithyananda
ZEENEWS.com: Additional chargesheet against Nithyananda filed
Hindustan Times (Karnataka): Additional chargesheet against Nithyananda filed in another case

Once renowned 'celibate monk', Sexy Swami Nithyananda, who claimed to be 'beyond sexual relationships', now faces new criminal charges of raping a man.

Yes, Paramahamsa Nithyananda. We remember just about a month ago, you, Oh Holy One, declared to be Lord Kal Bhairava (Lord Shiva) and Maha Kali (Divine Mother), and that if anyone who made fun of you or went against you would have his or head cut off and destroyed. Wow, now, we don't think Lord Kal Bhairava (Lord Shiva) and Maha Kali (Divine Mother) actually would do these things, but we know that you, Swami Nithyananda, would definitely do these acts of violence... or at least have some of your thuggish followers do it for you (and make it look like an accident, like falling down two stories just like that Canadian did during December 2008). Therefore, we're petrified to think what would happen if any one actually read those news articles. Please, readers, don't read those stories linked above. Even though each link opens a new browser window, it will mean certain doom to you. Warning! Bad things will happen to you if you read these news articles! For the sake of humanity, just don't do it!!!

OK, Swami Nithyananda, that was a close one. By the way, we're looking forward to hearing your explanations and special insights to these latest criminal sex charges. We remember two years ago, you, Oh Embodiment of Wisdom, when confronted about those allegations of doing bedside tantra with Ranjitha Menon, you said:

"I was not feeling well, and she was taking care of me."
"I was experimenting."
"I was under trance."

Then later, you, Sri Nithyananda, said:

"That wasn't me."

But, Ranjitha Menon, your unemployed failed film actress and tantra partner, also said:

"That wasn't me."

We believe all of these statements, Paramahamsa Nithyananda. We honestly do. But, it leaves us a bit confused, if not a little bit entertained. Now that we come back to you, Swami Nithyananda, as your devoted followers, we're once again staying up all hours listening to all your YouTube lectures, we're Tweeting about you that you are the Holy Avatar, that will save the world and cut off anyone's head that makes fun of you, we're monitoring your Wikipedia page to make sure that no one tampers with the Truth as it is displayed there, we'e chanting for hours on end all your official mantras where we simply replace Lord Shiva's name with your name, etc. But, we confess, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, every now and then we get these little doubts like if you really are a true avatar that will save the world, why are you being charged for raping men, women, and minors? Is this something that a real avatar will do? Should we continue to support you, Sri Nithyananda, even though everyone at work and our neighbors and family all make fun of us for supporting you, Oh Holy One? These thoughts just keep creeping in, and it is creeping us out. What should we do, Sri Nithyananda?

Oh, just ask, and you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, give us the right answer. On the same ENTV YouTube Channel video:

Sexy Swami Nithyananda' eNTV March 22, 2012 @ 2:56

Great! At the end of our lives, only our heart is going to save us, not our mind! Yes!, Yes!, Yes! We want to get enlightened. We'll do anything to get enlightened, especially your type of enlightenment, Swami Nithyananda. Being in jail and getting Truths is way cool. And, of course, our minds will lose power when we die and our minds are only maya (illusion). Our minds our not only useless, but will stop us from getting your type of enlightenment. Therefore, any thoughts that come from the mind are bad! bad! bad! So, we get it now; all these thoughts wondering if you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, are really enlightened or really a true avatar, is just more mind games. We'll be sure to suppress any more of these types of thoughts again and only let our heart dictate us. Yes, Swami Nithyananda, we just love you with all our hearts (but not our minds), and we just love compassionate ways, your violent threats, and your big ear-to-ear grin. It reminds us of a big pet snake we had when we were young. Ahhhh... But, that snake did eat the neighbor's yappy little Chihuahua dog. Collar and all. Oh, well, no one is perfect. Not even an enlightened crocodile-grinning avatar.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

New Felony Charges Against Sex Swami Nithyananda & His Criminal Gang

2012-03-21T09:58:00.010-07:00

Nithyananda Chargesheeted (Indicted) Again for More Sex Crimes with Minor Boys. Ma Sadhananda Joins the Club as Accused No. 6
Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Sorry, we haven't been posting blog posts as regularly as we once did. But, we got news for you! Now, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, (see we didn't cross out the word '~~Paramahamsa~~' like we used to do, but old habits die hard), might be shocked, but we confess. We have erred in our ways. And, we are very, very, very remorseful. And, yes, we recognize that you, oh great one, Swami Nithyananda, really are enlightened. And, that you, One Above Right and Wrong, Sri Nithyananda, really are an avatar that has come down to save us lost, poor, and helpless souls from a life of licentious debauchery and spare spending cash, just like we once were. And, we vow, over the Truthful book of 'Nithyananda Vol. 1', that we promise never, never, never, not in our wildest dreams to make fun of you again. Promise. Scots honor. Cross our hearts and hope to die, stick a needle in our eye.

You see, Swami Nithyananda, we were watched all your YouTube videos with such devout passion. In hopes of fining embarrassing footage of a bunch of brainwashed idiots doing stupid things like shaking their money maker and clapping their hands around the corpse of your dead father, etc. But, we, instead, gradually soaked up your holy message of morphing, denial, and revenge. And, guess what? It stuck. We Believe! We Believe! We Believe! And, each day, across several thousand connections, some of them two-way connections, and seeing the same faithful six or seven people in your main temples in the U.S. obediently nodding their heads or shaking in uncontrolled possessed bliss, we just knew that what you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, were telling the Truth.

And, the clincher was when you, Swami Nithyananda, claimed to be both Maha Kali (The Divine Mother) and Kal Bhairava (Lord Shiva). At that moment, we confess that we did have a tinny bit of doubt. After all, instead of love and compassion, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, declared that us, bloggers, were "negativity" and that all your followers were commanded to follow your lead and destroy, wipe out, and eliminate all "negativity". Now, Sri Nithyananda, some might consider that as death threats, and grounds for lodging a criminal complaint against you and your followers. But, we figured that if you, Sri Nithyananda, were not really Maha Kail and Kal Bhairava, then the real Maha Kali and Kal Bhairava would give you a well deserving and spiritually guiding karma slap. We waited. Waited. Waited. Nothing.

Then, to show us your true divinity, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, with the help of some well paid connections, got the whistle blower, Lenin Karuppan, arrested and then went on to parade all those high priced 'experts' that the videos featuring you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda and that once-popular film actress, Ranjitha Menon, were scientifically proven to be morphed, manipulated, and fabricated. It was the flickering and the herky-jerky movement that convinced us, Sri Nithyananda, that it was all just a conspiracy that took over 300 million U.S. Dollars (was that the amount you said?) to discredit you. We're very sorry that we once contributed five dollars to that total.

So, with this, Swami Nithyananda, we now believe firmly in you as the living avatar that will guide us back on the path of Nithyanandum, and we just might become enlightened like you and your close followers.

But, what's this, Paramahamsa Nithyananda? More criminal charges against you? More criminal allegations of rape and sexual abuse? And, this time from a male victim? And, a minor?

"We have filed an additional chargesheet against Nithyananda in connection with a case pertaining to his having unnatural sex with a youth", DGP CID Roopak Kumar Dutta said."
source: ZeeNews.com "Additional chargesheet against Nityananda filed" March 21, 2012

Oh, dear, Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Sex with a male and a minor doesn't help your public image any. But, to us, it no longer matters. Now, don't get us wrong, Swami Nithyananda. The cynics might call us sycophant fawning fodder to a psychopath, or just simply brainwashed. But, we now Believe! And, we know that you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, are not just any run-of-the-mill made for Wal*Mart avatar. But, you are a special, high-class avatar indeed. Why you are both a male and female avatar with plenty of testosterone and estrogen to fire up a nuclear power plant or at least a school bus full of children. Shall we label this potent blend, NithyaTestrogen? (Swami Nithyananda, if you haven't copyrighted this term yet, consider it our sincere gift to you and your Mission.) Anyway, it is only natural of an avatar of your caliber to help as many poor, deluded, and confused souls such as ourselves. And, what not a better and faster way to help them reach enlightenment as well as help you stay grounded in your worldly body than to do a little bit of bedside tantra. Everyone benefits! Well, sort of. You see, Oh Great One, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, there's a lot of poor people who haven't been indoctrined into your Mission yet. These not-so-knowlegdable souls have some pre-conditions, perahps even engrams (Scientology terminology for samskara or engraved memory) that celibate monks should at the very least be straight when they have sex. But, you Swami Nithyananda are so generous and compassion that you can give out your energy with direct benefits to enlightenment to just about anyone, women, men, children, why we bet even donkeys will transcend the level of human birth and go straight into nirvana. Just look at your loyal sidekick, Swami Bhaktananda (Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum). This shows that even buffaloes have a fighting chance with you at the helm, or was that under the hem?

Sorry, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, we digress once again. Please forgive, us. Our point is that there's not only deeply ignorant people out there who just cannot understand the true work of a Master who descended down to planet earth only to help raise human consciousness and get everyone who pays for all of your programs and pricey spiritual tours enlightened with renewable certificates. These low vibrating people are going to project their conceptions of other Masters like Ramana Maharishi and expect you, Swami Nithyananda, to live up to those lifestyles. Yes, that is very limiting and not so practical for jet-setting, gold-dripping, enlightened swamis like you and Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. But, worse yet, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, is that your own followers might be taken back that there are other tantric 'partners' than themselves. Did you, Sri Nithyananda, tell your famously kept and unemployed movie star, and once ran-away bride, Ranjitha Menon, about this tryst, ah, we mean, other tantric partnerships with other men, children, and buffaloes?

Singing the blues. Idle actress, Ms. Ranjitha Menon, reacted by shutting her ears when confronted that Sex Swami Nithyananda was AC DC, he has some other tantric partner as well as me. (Song reference on YouTube)

Apparently, size matters to Ms. Ranjitha Menon, Tantric apprentice to Sex Swami Nithyananda. She said disappointingly when she addressed the allegations of Sex Swami Nithyananda having sex with men and children coinciding with her tantric sessions, "And that's not the only lie he told me. He said that he would expand to new dimensions. But, he came up short every time."

Paramahamsa Nithyananda, will Ms. Ranjitha Menon still be up for making another hidden documentary about how to watch TV, experiment, and radiate bliss, the ultimate multi-tasking guide for Avatars? Although the world really needs to have soul-saving tantric rituals documented, film actresses, even failed ones complete with husbands, want to have only the leading role. To know that those sheets are being shared with other males and children, even with soon-to-be enlightened souls, might be too much for worldly students like her, albeit eager and enthusiastic ones, to take.

And, what's this, Parmahamsa Nithyananda? Another one of your 'enlightened' circle expands again to include a sixth chargesheeted (indicted) member? Who is it this time? Why it's the wealthy millionaire's wife, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D Jamunarani. Wasn't she the lucky lady who co-signed all those sex contracts? And, wasn't she the lady your fellow followers (some cynics would say 'henchmen') whisked away in January 2011 to avoid having signature samples taken? Very few can appreciate all the hard-work and selfless dedication that close disciples of a true cross-current and cross-dressing avatar have to take.

So, why Swami Nithyananda, did Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D Jamunarani, get arrested? Doesn't that now bring the count to a gang of six? We might know, Sri Nithyananda, why she was included? It was because you, Swami Nithyananda, don't want to break up families or at least appear that you don't. After all, Ma Sachitananda, a.k.a. Ms. Ragani Vallabhaneni, accused no. 5 and sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, a.k.a. Mr. Siva Vallabhaneni, accused no. 3, are together. They enjoy going to court, being simultaneously being served, and shortly being sentenced together. True happiness. With Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D Jamunarani, joining the club as 'accused no. 6', she can now join her husband, Sri Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Mr. T. Dhanasekaran (Ayya), accused no. 4, and enjoy all the family togetherness that the Sachitananda's enjoy. But, Swami Nithyananda, what about poor and lonely Swami Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, accused no. 2? It wasn't like his wife did anything really wrong, other than marrying him and listening to you. Oh, that's right, Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Since you are 'accused no. 1' it is only natural to have 'accused no. 2' planted firmly behind you during these testy circumstances or for any reason at all. Yes, Swami Nithyananda, you need someone who will be willing to go anywhere you go and cater to any whim and desire you have. And, Swami Bhaktananda is the only trooper tough enough to sleep in the same open jail cell as you. Wow, now we see it very clearly, Swami Nithyananda. Just think of all the Truths Swami Bhaktananda will be able to download, swallow, and digest being by your side. Then, of course, his palms might get a bit hairy, but that's a small price to pay for being around a dual-radiating, child-loving avatar such as yourself. If only we could be as fortunate as these followers. Maybe in our next lifetime.

Sex Swami Nithyananda brings joy into this world. No regrets whatsoever for giving up our whole lives and ditching our families to help a genuine living avatar radiate bliss into this world.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Abuses the Legal System to Jail Hanuman 3.0

2012-03-14T23:57:00.008-07:00

Truth and Justice is Down, but Certainly Not Out. Justice Will Prevail.
Om Namah Shivaya,

Today is a sad day, but it is not the end. Far from it. Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda and known on this blog as Hanuman 3.0, surrendered himself to the Tamil Nadu Authorities based on trumped up and fabricated charges against him. Nithyananda's money and criminal behavior can influence. Sometimes it can kill; just ask the family of the dead Canadian who plunged to his death in December 2008 in Nithyananda's ashram. But, even with a legion of writers who hijacked his Wikipedia page, Nithyananda can never change the Truth. The Truth will never erode, morph, lie, experiment, or not feel well. It stand tall and proud; waiting for those to discover it.

Truth will uncover Nithyananda's criminal behavior.

Truth is by nature self-evident.
As soon as you remove the cobwebs of ignorance that surround it, it shines clear.
-Ghandi

Many of us discovered the Truth that Nithyananda was not who he pretended to be on March 2, 2010. That was the day that Nithyananda's sex video with a married actress, Ranjitha, went viral. Nithyananda fled and hid in various spots until being arrested in Himachal Pradesh on April 21, 2010. For many of us, this eye-opening and life changing event freed us from the bondage from one of the most deceitful conman who was set to wreck our lives for his personal gain. Yes, Nithyananda and his criminal associates, especially Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda and Mr. Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Sachitananda, robbed innocent seekers of their wealth. Yes, they robbed innocent seekers of their property and temples. Yes, they robbed innocent seekers of their marriage. Yes, they robbed innocent seekers of virginity and inner-being (it's called rape). But, the greatest crime that these scoundrels robbed from innocent seekers was their faith. Trust in any holy man, well enough Vedic virtues, is tarnished, and in some cases lost. A shadow is cast over an entire population of those who had the ill-fortune of Nithyananda's encounter. No law punishes this last crime; but no punishment is fitting for such a heinous deed.

Many of us suffered huge losses. For some, it amounted in millions of dollars. For others, it was their marriage. Still others, it was their career and sometimes their identity. And, to others, it was the pain to know that their daughter or son was violated and molested by such a monster. As hard as it is to accept these losses, for a majority of us, these losses are in the past. We can try to rebuild and go forward once again. And for those who have loved ones still stuck in the scaly grasp of such terror, there is hope that one of the many initiatives and resources available will re-unite the families once again.

What would our lives be like without that day on March 2, 2010? The blood-letting and pain would not have stopped. Our pain would have been just another static of thousands, perhaps even millions, as Nithyananda would have expanded his criminal reach into a Blue Ocean of acid. The followers' souls would have been bleached and dissolved, and Nithyananda's Cult would have surpassed the cult movement spearheaded by Bhagavan Kalki (Kalki Deeksha Movement / Oneness Movement; [O.M.]). Nithyananda's holy fraud was on a projectile that would have been too big to fail.

Enter Sri Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda, who stood his ground firmly in spite of death threats that were very real. He alone woke up the enslaved with a video that was broadcasted around the world. No longer was Nithyananda perceived as an avatar worthy of the title 'Paramahamsa'. Quite the contrary. The Truth became apparent. Nithyananda, seen deep in his inner chamber, was just another lustful man drooling on his trophy du jour while causally flipping channels on his satellite TV.

And, what rewards await such a hero who saved thousands who were trapped and prevented millions from ever having to find out that their son was raped by this holy sex predator? Today, Sri Lenin Karuppan is in jail. Unlike Nithyananda who was hunted down like an escaped convict, Sri Lenin Karuppan surrendered, with dignity and under his own will at a police station CB-CID headquarters in Guindy, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India.

As seen on the Stand Up for Dharma Blog:

Dharmananda (Lenin) Welcomes Custody - Continues His Struggle for Truth

It is a sad day for the supporters of truth and dharma as we post this message received yesterday. We are proud of him for having the courage to become a whistleblower and stand up to Nithyananda and his cult. But we know that in this struggle for the truth, the divine will always be on the side of dharma and the truth will ultimately prevail, despite the setbacks.

Dear Friends,

Greetings from Dharmananda (alias Lenin Karuppan), the whistle blower who exposed the real face of Nithyananda. Self-‐declared Avatar Nithyananda and his organizations are facing fraud charges in US from a devotee who lost crores of dollars, just like many others. There is information from US that Nithyananda also owns many benami companies there.

To confuse and misdirect the public and judiciary, many false cases are being filed, particularly against me and other important witnesses. In the case filed against me in Tamil Nadu, Nithyananda has successfully blocked my Anticipatory Bail petition. I am ready and willing to cooperate with Tamil Nadu police anytime. I always have respect and gratitude for Tamil Nadu police. They gave me protection when I escaped from Nithyananda and filed an FIR in 2010. Later I had chance to meet some senior people, and I have deep respect for their commitment to duty. In view of this I humbly wish to state that I will give full cooperation for bringing out the truth. I am surrendering to the Tamil Nadu CID today (14/03/2012).

Until now I was silent because I sincerely believed that getting Anticipatory Bail in the false case should not be difficult and my lawyer advised me to be patient. I have no reason to be afraid and I am always ready to cooperate for the sake of truth. I am happy I helped many innocent victims and devotees by exposing Nithyananda’s real face. Many devotees have thanked me personally for saving them. Their gratitude and good will is a great source of strength. And it will help me to fight against corruption and false propaganda. I am not afraid to stand for truth even though I am paying a heavy price for it. I will continue to fight against Nithyananda’s fraud!

I am willing to be in custody because I know that Truth will definitely win and my sacrifice will help many more in future! I profusely thank the media, which helped me by publishing true information, and the public for their support.

Source: Stand Up for Dharma Blog, March 14, 2012

During this dark hour, there's no need to despair. Truth will prevail as it always does. Sometimes it just takes a bit of time. As stated in the Ramayana:

O Friend, behold my chariot through which I am always decidedly victorious... courage and tenacity are its wheels, immutable Truth and character are its flags. Strength, discrimination, self-control and charity are its horses. Forgiveness, mercy and equanimity are the reins, and devotion to the Lord is its charioteer.

O friend, whoever possesses such a chariot can never be defeated. With this chariot, s/he cannot only subdue minor temptations, but transcend the trappings of this material world.

Ramayana XI.153

Please support Sri Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda, during this dark hour. Please speak out against the injustice of Nithyananda and his criminal organization. At the very least, offer prayers for his safety and well-being. Our lives were saved by his heroics. Now it is your turn to return the favor.

Jai Maa.

Additional Coverage:

Times of India: "Nithyananda’s ex-aide surrenders"

Triumph of Justice: Nithyananda & Ranjitha's Cooked-up Arrest Warrants Stayed

2011-08-08T02:03:00.000-07:00

Nithyananda and Ranjitha Rejected: High Court of Karnataka Immediately Stayed 'Instant' Arrest Warrants Against Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda) and Others
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Voobaa Voobaa!" Oh, yes, we don't need a gruntanese translator to see that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are happy and excited. Why just look at your website, the embodiment of Truth (or true confessions of a psychopath), and we can see that you, keeper of steamy tantra and your girlfriend, the married failed porn star, Ranjitha, managed to get 'instant' arrest warrants against Sri Lenin Karuppanji (Dharmananda) and eight others. Wow, that's a cause for celebration. We bet your dancing with entourage of four or five tourists in Manasarovar. So how many tourists were willing to fork over $10,000 U.S.D. just to be with you for for a week and a half? Yes, we know you wanted to get a 100, so you could make a clean million. OK, 103, so you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyanadna could make a clean 100 after expenses. Are you and your holy tourists spending their time in the holy high standards of filth you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda made famous in your Bidadi brothels, (sometimes known as an ashram)? Yeah, we bet. But, guaranteed that there is a least one executive suite for those 1:1 tantric sessions that only you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, can give (after a little help from Viagra.) So, how come no pictures of such a holy occasion? A bit embarrassing to see just Ranjitha and the Kamalakar's? Don't worry. That way there's plenty of tantra to go around.

But, we digress, Sri Nithyananda. It's just amazing that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and failed porn star, Ranjitha, still claim that the video was morphed and manipulated even though two CID Forensic Labs declared the video as authentic. At one time, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, said that it was Ranjitha, but you were morphed, and Ranjitha, said that it was you (sexy swami, Nithyananda), but her image was morphed. And, early on, you even said that it was you in the video, but you were sick, not feeling well, being taken care of, experimenting, practicing tantra, did nothing wrong (while being fully clothed with slightly exposing parts) with a married follower of yours, and on and on. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda are even less consistent than a broken clock. At least a broken clock gives the correct time twice a day. But, what comes out of your mouth, Sri Nithyananda, is anyone's guess.

At times like this, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we would like to remind you of an inspirational story called the Ramayana. Yes, that epic, that's all about good vs. evil. (We wonder which category you, Sri Nithyananda, fit under?) Just in case you, Sri Nithyananda forgot, our hero in the Ramayana is Lord Hanuman 3.0

Dharmananda (Sri Lenin Karuppan) as Hanuman 3.0

Yeah! Voot! Voot! and more Applause!

And the villain is Ravana. Why here's a picture of him now:

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda as Ravana 1.01 (No upgrade for this Neanderthal man.) Note the sweet, loving look of criminal compassion. Awwwhhhh.

Boo! Hiss! Throw the fake in jail. Let him rot! Boo!

Sorry, there, Sri Nithyananda, our readers get a little carried away when they see dharma (righteousness) and adharama (unrighteousness) side by side. We're sure that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are used to it by now.

As you know, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Lord Hanuman 3.0 will do anything to uphold dharma (righteousness). Why there's not a mountain he cannot move if it means protecting Truth and giving a defeat to evil. Yes, He'll save the day.

Hanuman 3.0 off to subdue the deluded La-La Land of Bidadi.

And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, although it wasn't always smooth sailing in the camp of dharma (righteousness), Truth and perseverance always prevailed. Yes, there were setbacks. Sita, Lord Ram's wife, was abducted by Ravana (a common occurrence in Bidadi, we're sure). Why look, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, here's some abduction attempts right now:

Under the pretext of 'blessings', Sex Swami Nithyananda lures another potential victim right into his lap. (note: to our knowledge, the featured lady in this picture was not a sex victim of Nithyananda. She only had the bad fortune of his encounter.)

Sex Swami Nithyananda's predator skills hard at work. Another seeker, another snack. Then he said, 'Hi.' like the spider to the fly, jump into my web and your dead. (note: to our knowledge, the featured lady in this picture was not a sex victim of Nithyananda. She only had the bad fortune of his encounter.)

Another major setback occurred for righteousness when the rakshasa (ogre) Mahiravana (Sri Nithyeshwarananda), the brother of Ravana, captured our heroes in Patala (located in the Ashram in Thiruvannamalai) also known as the Netherworld. But Lord Hanuman 3.0 blew simultaneously in all five directions to blow off Ravana's empty world of grand illusion La La Land, and presto. Our heroes were free to pursue Ravana. Once again, a short lived setback. Just a temporary test.

Another close call, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, came when Lord Ram's brother, Lakshmana, was mortally wounded and almost died. But, thanks to timely heroics of Lord Hanuman 3.0 a whole mountain with the needed medical herbs was delivered overnight. Lakshmana was soon back on his feet and ready to assist Lord Ram to victory. Once again, a short lived setback. Just a temporary test.

Against all odds, Lord Hanuman 3.0 moves mountains overnight to uphold the Truth.

You see, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, there was no deed too small for Lord Hanuman 3.0 to do. It had to be done, and it was done. It it had an impact to the total picture. No grandiose victory, just another small contribution that led to the overall defeat of evil, trickery, and fraud (sorry, that's your empire, Sri Nithyananda.)

No deed too small or too dangerous for Lord Hanuman 3.0. Even withstanding the breath of the most 'blah, blah, blah', big-mouth guru on YouTube.

And, when every little detail was taken care of, then Lord Hanuman 3.0 battled against Ravana and his army of criminal thugs and lawyers.

Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. sometimes-Swami Sachitananda, getting a taste of the Truth from Lord Hanuman 3.0

There was no contest between Lord Hanuman 3.0 and the has-been porn star (that's your girlfriend, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda.)

Licentious lies and lawyers from the married pin-up poster girl of Nithyananda's promiscuous La-La Land were no match to our hero, Hanuman 3.0. Ranjitha was unable to throw her weight around when confronted by the Truth.

Our favorite story about triumph, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, was Lord Hanuman 3.0's sense of sacrifice. He was willing to set his own tail on fire just to burn the deceit and fraud of the fake oasis of La-La Land.

Welcome to the La-La Land of Bidadi.

Where your tax deductible donation goes to charitable causes.

Don't forget to keep a receipt for your IRS tax deductions.

Please donate again real soon, or your enlightenment certificate will expire.

And, look, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, here's the real-time results of Lord Hanuman 3.0's service applied to your brothel. No joke:

Sex Swami Nithyananda's Mission: An inside job to destroy evidence?

Kids, don't play with matches unless you're enlightened like the followers of Sex Swami Nithyananda.

And, all that perfectly good blackmailing video footage and NDA sex contracts incinerated to waste. Pitty.

Sex Swami Nithyananda sure knows how to fire up a crowd.

Warm wishes from Sex Swami Nithyananda.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, so your ashram hasn't completely burned down yet. It's still there. Locked and guarded. Just like a prison. Do you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda still make visitors give a blood sample before letting them in? Nothing like the freedom of being enlightened. But, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda have to admit that the destructive flames of Truth are slowly but surely melting down the oasis of your La-La land. Scorched earth never looked so clean. All we have to do, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda is go over to your website and count the latest online screen shots from your main centers, like Los Angeles, Ohio, San Jose, etc. Just look at the weekend 'crowd' (hey, this should be the peak crowd) posted on August 7, 2011. You, Sri Nithyananda, boast that you have 10 million followers. We only counted 18 on that Sunday. Perhaps if you dropped the word 'million' from your total count, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda come closer to the Truth.

So, Sri Nithyananda, with just a dedicated following of 18 (plus the $10,000 vacation 'crowd'), donations might seem a bit parse. We heard that your 'enlightnened' crowd in San Jose, California had some recent long-time followers just got up and left. And, that the San Jose 'enlightened' cooking hags were fighting with each other because one lady's food was 'in demand' while the other hags' food languished as unloved leftovers. Now, there's an enlightenment certificate for us. But, after all, with too many cooks and way too few visitors, spoils the brothel.

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, is your lured-by-magic-tricks followers getting a little fazed after 'manifesting' some ash and telling them to fork over some more cash to keep your rent paid? Is the eN-Wealth Creation programs hitting a dry note when the participants realize that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda claim you are broke and destitute?... but still churn out new lawsuits on a daily basis with your dream-team of high profile lawyers? And does your Anti-Aging & Weight Loss Program, fall flat when everyone sees how much you, Sri Nithyananda, have aged? And, how many pounds your girlfriend and tantra partner is packing? '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, instead of getting a 'click', your followers are getting a 'disconnect'. And, how long will these disconnects last as you burn through all your ill-gotten assets?

Speaking of your girlfriend, Ranjitha, how's her rejuvenation going? Oh, we see there, Sri Nithyananda, she hasn't gotten any work lately, just like last year, and the year before. Yes, she has lots of time on her hands to think of some convincing lies about the authenticity of those video she co-starred in, like the fan rotates in the opposite direction and that the video and clock timing are off. And, it looks like Ranjitha still enough folder-holding hanger-ons to give her an air of legitimacy. But, don't worry, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, these sycophants will leave once they know they won't get paid any more. So, we need to find her some work in a hurry in order to keep her cash flow positive. We know, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Ranjitha can be the 'before' in some diet program. Perfect. Or, how about if she teams up with Erik Estrada to do late night infomercials hawking Butterfinger candy bars or hot real estate deals in Northern California? Tasty. Oh, wait. We know, Sri Nithyananda, the perfect job for her. She can get a job at an aquarium amusement park by swimming along side a beluga whale. That will sure to attract a curious crowd, and the aquarium can conserve water by not having to fill the tank up all the way.

Enlightened one and tantric apprentice, Ranjitha, gets a new gig. The hard-luck actress' career tanks to a new low... becomes an aquarium side-kick to a beluga whale. Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, which one is the mermaid?

Yes, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you're right. She would attract even more attention if she swam along side a man-eating shark. But, unfortunately, everyone already saw her locked up in the same quarters as a blood thirsty predator with NDA sex contracts, so the crowd is looking for something new. Yes, they all have seen that before.

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, back to that story about Hanuman 3.0 and Ravana... we want to bring to your attention that you, Sri Nithyananda, are equipped with money, guns, and lawyers. And, Hanuman 3.0 just has the Truth as his guide. Now, those worldly things might come in handy and when the right strings are pulled, and under those unfair conditions, it just might seem that the Truth is not that relevant. But, don't forget, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, all those lawyers are by your side as long as you pay them. And, all those palms are only out waiting to be greased, as long as the cash is flowing into them. But, realize, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, when your funds run out, your team of lawyers will all go away; likewise, all those open hands with sheepish smiles will turn to slaps right on your face. Truth, Sri Nithyananda, in contrast, lasts forever; it never disappears when the bank balance gets low and the worldly assets disappear.

Supported by Truth, Hanuman 3.0 easily defeats Ravana headed with his 10 hired lawyers.

When Truth is on your side, and with focus, no set back can last for very long. Set backs are destined to evaporate like trust and validity from a celibate womanizer (that's you, Sri Nithyananda.)

Why, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, look here! Didn't you say that on Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 7:00 p.m. in the evening that an arrest warrant was issued for Sri Lenin Karuppan and several others by Hon’ble Magistrate (of the lower court) Smt. Roopa at 4.30 p.m. (that day)? But, in less than 48-hours, the High Court of Karnataka stayed further all proceedings against our heroes. As seen in the Deccan Herald:

Proceedings stayed
The High Court on Thursday stayed further court proceedings against Lenin Karuppan, the complainant in the sex scandal involving self-styled godman Nithyananda.

A lower court in Ramanagara had taken cognisance of offence against Lenin and others, based on the private compliant filed by actor Ranjitha, accusing the former car driver of Nithyananda, and his two associates, of extortion and acts intended to insult the modesty of women.

The three accused, as per the private compliant by the actor, are charged under the Section 354, 384, 506 and 509 of the IPC. Lenin had approached the high court challenging the action of the Ramanagara court.
Source: Deccan Herald, August 5, 2011

Oh, my, Sri Nithyananda. Looks like the Truth has a jet pack on it. That was an exceptionally short lived setback our heroes endured. It was just a temporary, almost non-existent, test. How much did it cost you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, to get that arrest warrant issued? (You, know, legal expenses and all.) But wait, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, didn't you have your official website of nithyananda.org post on Friday more information about this arrest warrant and made this now invalid and out-dated arrest warrant available as a zip file? Why Sri Nithyananda, that's a whole day after the High Court told the Lower Court that this 'instant' warrant from your girlfriend, Ranjitha, is stayed.... on ice... no more. And, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda made zero attempt to clarify that this was invalid information? Gee, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, lucky thing that High Court of Karnataka doesn't think that these dirty tactics of yours are considered witness tampering. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, would be right back in jail if it did. But, rest assured, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you (probably) will be out free as long as you have money. So, please, please, please, keep on hiring those expensive lawyers of yours, Sri Nithyananda, and make them real busy doing the fine work that they are doing. You, Sri Nithyananda, might find this hard to believe, but we think they are doing a world of good. Honest.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

No VIP: Sex Swami Nithyananda Invites Himself to Puttaparthi to View Remains of Sri Sathya Sai Baba

2011-04-27T09:09:00.000-07:00

Self-Promotes, Positions and Poaches: How '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda Disrupted Sri Sathya Sai Baba's Funeral.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Rrrahaha!" Oh, that sounds much better. We see that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda are enjoying your temporary bail relaxation that can be taken away at any time, but definitely will expire in three months. OK, we think that you, Sri Nithyananda, should make the most of this opportunity. So, where do you think you'll wander off to and cause some mischief that only you can create? The beach? The singles bar? (It better not be a karaoke bar; compared to your singing, we heard more pleasing sounds at the newly rescued section of the Humane Society , '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda.) OK, so where will a so-called Living Avatar with a sex contract show up?

Oh, no, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, tell us it isn't so. Did you really crash the death ritual and last rights of Sri Sathya Sai Baba? Was that really appropriate? Poor Sri Sathya Sai Baba. He's just went into Maha Sammadhi and no doubt, there is still a strong connection between him and all of his sincere followers who miss him dearly, and then, there, in his own ashram in Puttaparthi, is a predator with his thugs. (That predator is you, Sri Nithyananda.) Imagine the shock and hurt Sri Sathya Sai Baba's sincere followers received. We weren't there to view it, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, but congratulations. You made at least a line in all the papers covering the story and full-fledged articles in both your favorite new outlets, The Deccan Herald and The Mid-Day. Why Sri Nithyananda, these papers don't seem at all intimidated by your barrage of lawsuits and legal threats you keep threatening them with. Your antics are almost like news-feed fodder. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, sure know how to make friends and influence news stories.

Well, Sri Nithyananda, let's take a look at some of the pictures taken on this occasion, shall we?

Sex Swami Nithyananda bursts into the scene with his cult's top lieutenants.

Here's where you enter, Sri Nithyananda, We see that you're flanked by sincere Sathya Sai Seva Dal volunteers and the police. Visible from the back in the little hermit crab, Mr. T. Dhanasekaran, a.k.a. Swami Sri Nithya Sadhananda (Ayya) and to our right is your loyal garland caddy, Mr. Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda. Lucky thing both of these top lieutenants got out in bail or you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, would you have had to bring along Sri Nithya Dheera. He might have gone off and started fixing something when he should have been protecting you.

Sex Swami Nithyananda giving his loving and unconditional glare of a holy man as the police intervene and block his passage.

Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. That must have been a bit tense when the police stopped you dead in your tracks. It seem that sometimes-Swami Sachitananda didn't know exactly what to do. Was he offering the police and protective volunteers some flowers? Maybe he was threatening to hang them with a noose of flowers. Now, that would have defeated the purpose of the visit all together. And, look, who is that peeping over your right shoulder? Is Swami Sri Nithya Sadhananda? We bet that being behind you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, was the safest place to be at a time like that. If the crowd turned on you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, he might just have been able to escape.

More haggling to get in. The faster the talking, the more hands-on resistance. But, barely a peep out of Mr. T. Sadhananda (way there in back).

"I have a hunch, a very strong hunch indeed, we're not wanted here.", confided sometimes-Swami Sachitananda while straight talking to Sex Swami Nithyananda. The body language says it all.

Upfront and in-view of all the cameras.

Well, Sri Nithyananda, in this picture, you finally made it to your destination. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda are up front and close to bigger-than-life cut-out of Sri Sathya Sai Baba. Everyone including the media can see that you both wear matching orange. The association cannot be missed now. And, soon these very same viewers will see your mass marketing of miracles and other impractical magic on YouTube. Good show, there, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. You have now been seen, redeemed, and in-demand. Mission accomplished.

So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we read in both the The Deccan Herald and The Mid-Day that you had quite a time coming into Puttaparthi. Was security a bit tight? We heard that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and your cult delegation tried to ride on the slippery coat tails of real estate wheeler-and-dealer and early post-scandal guest to your ashram, VHP chief Ashok Singhal. But, at Checkpoint Charlie, you, Sri Nithyananda, were turned away. It seemed that many of the ladies objected to your presence. What? Ladies objecting to you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda? Did you ever turn them away? Heavens. This must be media mischief and simply not true. OK, then it seems that Superintendent of Police was alerted, and finally after the cool-headed and warm-hearted senior Seva Dal devotee intervened, he allowed even the likes of you and your cult-crowd to enter. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, in the hearts of true Sai Dovotees, even a notorious god-fraud like yourself can be forgiven. But, we really suggest that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, do not take advantage of that.

OK, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, after getting the green light to enter, we understand that you were directed toward the 'commoner' lane, not the VIP or the VVIP lane, where you had to wait it out and circle through just like everyone. Maybe, just maybe, as you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, were in line, you might have learned something about humility and sincerity. But, somehow, we doubt it.

OK, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, that's at least what the papers said. Let's take a look at the replay on YouTube, shall we?

Overview: Homage to to Sri Sathya Sai Baba

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, this is kind of touching. Even you with your inflated numbers can get a feeling of how important Sri Sathya Sai Baba was to spirituality and India. The numbers of guests coming through were estimated to be around 700,000 to one million with countless of sincere volunteers ushering everyone through, so that each and everyone one of them could give their final farewell to Sri Sathya Sai Baba. And, look, at all the dignitaries. There's the Prime Mister of India, The Congress Party President, Ms. Sonia Gandhi, and many other dignitaries. This was no minor event.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Mourns Sathya Sai Baba's Death

Look, Sri Nithyananda, that seems to be quite a contrast between you and that Senior Seva Dal devotee. Was that the man who allowed you still to enter? Just in case you didn't hear him, Sri Nithyananda, here's his sincere words when he is no doubt referring to you and your self-invited presence:

"Not to go by sentiments, but to be in patience and in peace. And, keep him (maybe he was referring to you, Sri Nithyananda) in our hearts as you (Sathya Sai Baba) have been keeping all the time."

Anyway, we can see from his body language and in his heart that this Senior Seva Dal is sincere and wants to reconcile your presence. We can see, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, that he truly has absorbed the message of his master, Sri Sathya Sai Baba, and even during a test of having little sleep, crowds of people, and the unbearable loss of saying goodbye to his Swami, he was able to live up and fully act on the message. A true disciple with the toughest of tests.

Then it's your turn, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. You look humble enough, at first. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda give some quick message of blessing. Now that might have been edited, but we didn't hear any words like 'gratitude' or 'thank you' to all the sincere Sri Sathya Sai Baba who accommodated everyone on such short notice. Then at 0:45 of the video, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' give a frightening glare of hatred or anger. We don't know what that was all about, but that looked more like someone who spent 53 days in jail and is wanted for rape and fraud than anything of a sincere follower of the Divine would give. Did you, Sri Nithyananda, have too much coffee in the morning?

Sex Swami Nihtyananda Visits Puttaparti

Say, look here, Sri Nithyananda. Exactly at 0:09 into the video, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda don't seem to have a clue of what's going on. Yes, that's right, not a clue. There was someone in a wheel chair that needed to get by, and you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda decided to do the Old Statue of Liberty play. The old Marine saying of 'Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way' went unheard of. You, Sri Nithyananda, obstructed. Completely unaware. Was your awareness at an all time low? Or, were you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda just too arrogant to yield to someone in a wheelchair? Come one, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, the cameras are rolling. There's no editing from the Life Bliss Channel, and a little consideration will go a long ways. Look, after being tugged, literally yanked back, you, Sri Nithyananda, finally get the message and step aside. That was a close call. Just imagine if that little incident was caught on YouTube and some snarky blog noticed it. That could have been a setback. An embarrassment. And, later at 0:20 into the video, sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda is all hunched over like a little old lady following an old queen. Was he really that subservient or just bent out of shape? Really, Sri Nithyananda, you really should have sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda do more Nithya Yoga™ so he can stand tall and erect just like you do.

So, tell us, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, why did you chose to go to Puttaparthi to view the remains of Sri Sathya Sai Baba? Was it out of respect? Really? We remember as ashramites in your ashram how you used to ridicule all living masters, already-left-their-bodies masters, and other fake gurus, who were collectively your rivals. Let's see, there was Sri Sri, Ammachi, Ramakrishna Mission, oh, how you really didn't like those people, and on and on. We don't think you have respect for anyone, to tell you the truth, Sri Nithyananda. So tell us, why did you go? Were you getting ready to do a media stunt like you did for your father's funeral? You remember, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, how you covered his face with your sandals and then dimmed the lights and stood on his dead head while you flapped your hands like some vulture learning to fly? So, the question needs to be asked, Sri Nithyananda, are you a Paramahamsa or a pterodactyl? Mind you, Pterodactyl Nithyananda, this stunt was all done while all your devotees were gathered around you while clapping their hands and shaking their money-makers. That was quite a site. Were you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, planning a similar publicity stunt?

Perhaps he meant to use sandalwood.

Sex Swami Nithyananda and his cult following; the 'life' of any party, even at his father's funeral. Showing the tranced party-goers the latest dance craze, 'The Dead Man's Stomp'.

OK, after all the bad press of last year and this year, perhaps standing on top of someone's dead head wasn't in the works. So Sri Nithyananda, the question remains. Did you really drop by just to give your last respects to Sri Sathya Sai Baba? But, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, didn't you market yourself as a living avatar? Weren't you able to predict these sort of things or at least communicate in a level beyond the worldly realms to know that Sri Sathya Sai Baba was going to go into Maha Sammadhi on that day? So, wouldn't it have been a little more productive if you dropped by a few weeks before Sri Sathya Sai Baba fell very ill to signal that it was time for him to leave this earth? If so, why didn't you, Sri Nithyananda, have a heart-to-heart conversation with him then instead of a drive-by-flower-drop now?

Wait a minute, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you didn't do this little stunt to help all those journalists and bloggers, who you tried so hard to browbeat, uplift their spirits? Nah, we didn't think so either. But, wait, all those journalists and media people along with all those high-profile government officials and some famous celebrities were there to notice your presence. Was this a networking opportunity for you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda? Like a coming of age party? Now that begins to fit the model as we know you by, Sri Nithyananda.

Oh, oh. We thought of another possibility that you had in mind. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, answer us truthfully. Were you there to poach Sri Sathya Sai Baba's sincere followrs and set yourself up as the 'current' living avatar?

Opportunistic skunks out to eat someone else's lunch.

Oh, dear, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Say that isn't so. Is that why you've been doing all those magic tricks lately? You know, holy ash and kumkum (red powder) everywhere? Flowers out of nowhere? Oh, dear. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we think that trick is very deceitful of you. When someone like Sri Sathya Sai Baba performs these miracles, these acts are nothing but the by-product of something Divine. These miracles are like a vapor trail from a rocket. But, someone with a little knowledge of dark practices can replicate that same vapor trail and claim that it is 'divine'. That would be shameful if you try to use your dark siddhis and tantric practices to trick innocent and pure Sri Sathya Sai Baba's devotees into your cult camp.

Let's set the record straight, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Sri Sathya Sai Baba emphasized selfless service to humanity. That's a core teaching, and He encouraged all of his sincere devotees to do. Yes, Sri Sathya Sai Baba set up free hospitals to service anyone of any faith or no faith at all. No questions asked. He also used his funds to provide clean and safe drinking water to all. Not just to those that wore his mala (rosary). '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, go to any city that has a strong presence of Sri Sathya Sai Baba, and you'll see organized and sincere service to the homeless. There will be soup kitchens and shelters, and zero promotions or proselytizing in Sri Sathya Sai Baba's name. Just pure service with humility. That's quite a contrast to your poorly attended 'service to the needy' that is used for just a photo op session. What percentage of your budget is used for humanity purposes? Yes, we thought so, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda will never want to show your actual budget and your actual income stream. You run a business at the expense of peoples' faith. Shameful. And, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda would love to exploit all these heart-based devotees and trick them into following you. You know that they are sad and down right now, and that many of them will have a sincere longing to follow a living master even if that means leaving the Sai Centers that they affiliate with. But, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are no Sai Baba. Get over it, and stay away from a true master's sincere devotees.

Message to Sri Sathya Sai Baba Followers:
On a serious note, please give a good, long, and thoughtful pause before considering doing any programs with Swami Nithyananda. Although his marketing programs on YouTube and otherwise seem slick and sincere, Swami Nithyananda is not what he seems to be. You have had the best, and Sri Sathya Sai Baba is still with you, but just in a different form. Gather strength from your congregation and fellow devotees and continue the selfless service that Sri Sathya Sai Baba has established. Please don't go astray. Now is the time to be strong.

Please remember these images and facts about Swami Nithyananda:

Would a true master openly do tantra as placing 1000's of red chilies into a fire ritual?

A chilli reception in the offering. Spicy tantra with karmic consequences.

Would a true master have a Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) Sex Contract?

Signed NDA Sex Contract

Would a true master romp around in his bedroom claiming to the outside world that he is a renunciant? A true Paramahamsa? And, then claim that he was 'under trance', 'experimenting', and 'not feeling well' while explaining his fleshly behavior with a married film actress?

Keeping his health in check even under trance.

Please do not be fooled. Your prayers still will be heard, but you have to use your intellect. Don't stray from the path that Sri Sathya Sai Baba and you worked so hard to establish. Keep on and be strong. Sri Sathya Sai Baba is still with you. Perhaps in another ten to fifteen years, he will come to you again in a physical form. Please make him proud, and show him that you stayed on the path he worked so hard to get you on.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Happy Birthday to Cult Leaders, Nithyananda & L. Ron Hubbard of Scientology - March 13

2011-03-13T16:27:00.000-07:00

Modest Man, Nithyananda, Doesn't Want to Steal Attention Away from His Great Idol, L. Ron Hubbard of Scientology - Voluntarily Changes His Birthday from March 13 to January 1
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "aaaaaaagh." Oh, dear, we thought you would be in a better mood than that. It's sunny, skies are clear, and look! More fireworks!

Nithyananda gets to celebrate Diwali again. A common theme for this year.

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, is it Diwali again? Or is it the Chinese New Year? Maybe it's a birthday celebration. That's sure a lot of fireworks. Perhaps a double birthday celebration? Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, who can that be? Why look, L. Ron Hubbard of Scientology is born on this day, March 13, 1911.

Scientology founder, L. Ron Hubbard, puckering up to give yet another kiss of his spirituality to yet another well-paid follower

See how confident he looks in his crisp suit and karate chopping body behavior? Why that's just like you, Sri Nithyananda. After all, L. Ron Hubbard started out as pulp fiction writer, then a fantasy / sci-fi writer, and then as a charismatic spiritual leader. Wow, he was excellent in finding gullible people to separate their cash. In contrast, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, were able to do all these steps at once. You, Sri Nithyananda, were clearly on the fast-track. And, also, didn't L. Ron Hubbard live out on the high seas in a fleet of ships along with his elite inner-circle of Scientology members, as the Commodore of the Sea Organization? Boy, that must have been convenient to be away from those pesky and limiting worldly laws. Just like having your very own island. Do you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, still plan to purchase one soon? If you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda can't buy an island, maybe you can buy some submarines. Better, yet, how about a spaceship?

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we couldn't help but notice that you got a little green in envy at the thought of building your empire just like Scientology. After all, Scientology got 'religious tax exempt' status and still has a Multi-level marketing (MLM) scheme that brings in billions of dollars. And, it's all very hush hush. Will you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, be trying any of that any time soon? And, look, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Scientology is great in attracting ultra cool celebrities to do its marketing for them. Why here's Tom Cruise, our favorite spiritual poster boy and alien:

Scientologists Tom Cruise shows that your perspective on life just becomes better under the influence of a cult. (Picture ref: freakingnews.com)

Scientologists Tom Cruise demonstrates the power of Scientology. This can be you too if you sign up now. (Picture ref: freakingnews.com)

Scientologists Tom Cruise shows Sex Swami Nithyananda that he's not the only pretty, cross-dressing holy man in town. (Picture ref: freakingnews.com)

Boy, Sri Nithyananda, Tom Cruise is sure successful in this worldly world. We sure are more open to Scientology and its teachings thanks to him. Maybe some of his success and charm will rub off on us? Here's hoping. So, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, what celebrity did you get to do your marketing for you?

Married film star and tantric enthusiast, Ranjitha, shows that there's even more of her to love.

Oh, yes, there's Ranjitha. She has a real pull factor. Maybe even a push factor. Amazing.

Do you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, still use the Scientology term of 'engrams' to describe samskaras (engraved memories)? How silly of us, you, Sri Nithyananda, are an original thinker. And, by the way, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, do you remember how you corralled all of your acharya's (teachers) in training in 2005 to watch a couple videos on Scientology Dianetics?

Why let Scientology corner the market? Upstarts like Nithyananda can gain market share and topple the industry leader.

After viewing these videos to some very impressionable minds, you '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, declared L. Ron Hubbard to be 'enlightened', but not as 'enlightened' as you were. Because he could only find the 'Truth' about engrams (engraved memories), but as you, Sri Nithyananda, declared that L. Ron Hubbard system of 'clearing' to get rid of these engrams was very slow and not effective. Do you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda remember saying that only a true 'enlightened' master like you could get rid of these engrams (engraved memories) very quickly? So, that made you, Sri Nithyananda much greater than L. Ron Hubbard. Boy, were those early followers lucky to get such a good deal so early.

So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, who is the second birthday child? Oh, come on, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, no need to be modest about it. Why it is you! No kidding. Look what we found on the internet. Why it's pictures of your passport.

Passport for travel, pleasure, and holy business. Nithyananda Swami, world traveler.

And, if you look closely, it says your date of birth is March 13, 1977:

13/03/1977, that means March 13, 1977, the declared date of birth in Nithyananda Swami's passport. Not exactly the stuff legends are made out of.

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, great minds like you and L. Ron Hubbard do share the same birthday. Scientifically proven. Gee, Sri Nithyananda, whoever posted that picture was nice enough to blur out your passport number and date of issue, etc. Perhaps that person thought that even you, a genuine self-proclaimed Paramahamsa, should have his privacy. Very thoughtful. But, don't worry, there, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we're sure that all the right authorities like the FBI, Department of Homeland Security, US Immigration, Customs and Enforcement (US ICE), the US State Department, the IRS, and many more already have your passport number. Bundling up your criminal high court petition of June 2010 along with your passport and visa information sure made for a convenient package to send.

By the way, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, speaking of privacy, we're wondering the next time you get arrested and holed up in some women's prison, if videos of you tightly sitting down with loose shoes and a nice warm place to contemplate all the crimes you did would be appropriate? After all, a lot of men got an inferiority complex when they saw a charismatic personality doing hours after hours of bedside tantra with that married film star, Ranjitha. Perhaps if they saw you in this aspect of your life, it would add that 'common touch' and they could relate much better with you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda.

But, wait a minute, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Didn't you celebrate your birthday as January 1, 1978? Isn't that your so-called Jayanti celebrations you had that builds in several weeks in December and culminates in on January first, every year?

For his January 1st birthday celebrations, Nithyananda stays high and dry as he crosses his lake of bliss. Everyone else is in it deep.

Why look, you get carried around like some Egyptian Pharaoh, pre-mummified, by all your spiritual slaves. Boy, all that gold must be heavy to pull around. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, must have one very strong neck.

Nithyananda's January 1st birthday celebrations include a foot-washing ceremony. Criminals on one side, booty on the other.

And, here, we have your married film star, Ranjitha, looking up and admiring whatever you seem to be wearing and, ah, revealing. And, she's lighting one up in your birthday honor. Is there some symbolic meaning behind that?

Looking up to the master. "Come on, baby, light my fire; just for my birthday celebration on January 1st. The fact that it really is on March 13th is our little secret."

Why, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, she doesn't look very happy here. Oh, well, we guess that not everyone can be an 'enlightened' healing master like you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Maybe it is something about having to share this delightful honor with other women, in the public no doubt, that lends to her frumpy look. But, seeing that big grin on your face, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you don't seem to mind at all. You're probably just absorbing her bad karma. So, it this must be good for both of you.

So, how did this rumor get started, Sri Nithyananda? Oh, look, it is your autobiography, "Nithyananda Vol. 1" on page 60:

"Nithyananda was born on January 1st, 1978 at 32 minutes past midnight in the holy town of Tiruvannamalai in South India."

(Click Here to see the actual PDF image of that page)

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, if someone searches any of your books, websites, YouTube, your Wikipedia page, everywhere, they will all find out that you were born on January 1, 1978. It's printed at least a thousand times. But, then again the story about your mystical birth in the month of Margazhi where all the stars lined up:

1 January 1978, in the Tamil month of Margazhi, in Chitra nakshatra, Kanya rasi, ashtami tithi in kanya lagna

didn't exactly match the horoscope of that year. Not even close. But that's just a minor detail that those analytical people, who can never relate to you on heart basis, will get hung up. But, yes, agreed, it is very consistent that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, claim to be born on January 1st, 1978.

So, how could this happen where your passport and other official documents such as two U.S. visas all state that you were born on March 13, 1977? Was that on a Friday? Friday the 13th? Now that would never fit your horoscope. A total mismatch.

So, how could this mistake happen? We believe you when you say that you were born and 'enlightened' on January 1st. Honest. After all, this is your mother's big day too. And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we know that you would never go against your own mother. Never. Never. Never. Very sacred indeed. In fact, look at all the devotees you gave the mother name, mayi, to, let's see there's Ma Gnaneshwari Mayi, Ma Snehamayi, Ma Dayamayi, and Ma Medhananda Mayi. These are all your very special devotees that you love so dearly and shower your special affection on. And, look, they stayed loyal to you even after watching those alleged morphed videos of you and Ranjitha. So, no messing with your mother's story. Sacred. So, January 1st still stands.

So, how could March 13, 1977 slip into your passport? We think we have the answer, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Some divine force realized that the only way to get your to start your nine-years of wandering but soon revised to six-years of wandering... which all occurred at the Ramakrishna Math in Chennai and a few months in Belur was to give you a head start. The only way to do that, is to fudge your birth certificate. This must have been a divine intervention, for we know that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, would never be associated with a lie, of course. Out of the question. Simply out of charter too.

In fact, we looked up all the happenings that occurred on March 13 throughout the years, and we found zero resemblance to you, Sri Nithyananda, and your life. None at all. Let's take a look at this proof, shall we?

On March 13, 1764, Earl Gray was born. Although he became Prime Minister of England, perhaps, Sri Nithyananda, you will know him by the tea that was named after him. But, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you will never be known for a tea. A flavor of Kool-Aide, yes, but tea, no. So, there's no connection between March 13 and you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda.

On March 13, 1781, William Herschel discovered Uranus. Now there's absolutely no resemblance whatsoever between you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and your organization with this event. Completely irrelevant.

On March 13, 1913, American Spookmaster, William J. Casey was born. Mr. Casey, as you might recall, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, was the head of the CIA during that unfortunate episode where an exchange for arms to Iranian terrorists was done in an attempt to free some hostages. This was known as Contragate. Right before he was suppose to testify to Congress, he became 'speechless' and incapable to testify. Now, something like that would never happen with you, old silver-tongue and senior graduate of Toastmasters. No excuses like slipping in samadhi (trance) or anything like that at all. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you're pure as silk, at least as smooth as silk, maybe just a worm.

On March 13, 1938, Nazi Germany annexed Austria by having the Nazi Party conveniently pull a coup before the general election for the people to vote on the referendum, which was then immediately canceled. That was known as Anschluss. Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you would never pull a power move like that. You would never think of concocting some story to discredit your only named victim so that he would get arrested and unable to testify against you. Simply out of character. Once again, this refutes any doubt that March 13 can possibly be associated with you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda.

On March 13, 1943, the Nazis destroyed the Jewish Ghetto in Kraków (Cracow) in Poland and killed most of the residents which was a part of the Holocaust tragedy that in total created between between 11 million and 17 million victims. Nope, nothing to do with you again. You '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, would never blame anyone for your shortcomings in life as the Nazis did. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, those goose-stepping march in unison cult members, who would do anything for their grandmaster, blamed Jews, Gypsies, and homosexuals for everything bad in their lives. They never blamed themselves. Only these people. Lucky for you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, there are no victims from your teachings and your association. Only blissful souls. And furthermore, you would never, never, never seek revenge even if someone pointed out some inconsistencies about you and your life even if it was on the web. You're a true forgiving and nonviolent soul. A living saint.

On March 13, 1962, Mr. Lyman Lemnitzer, the Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff, proposed a plan called "Operation Northwoods" that would have U.S. troops shoot innocent U.S. civilians and destroy U.S. property and then blame it all on those dirty, rascals in Cuba. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you being a man who preaches so nicely with sugar-coated words on YouTube that we know that this could never happen. Not a chance.

On March 13, 1964, some unfortunate lady, Kitty Genovese, was murdered right in front of her neighbors who did nothing to save her. This coined the psychology term of "bystander effect". '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, nothing like that happens in your Mission. There's nothing wrong at all... and even the people who leave your Mission are still just radiating in your bliss that they would never say or see anything inappropriate, that is if they don't want to disappear like that Canadian that mysteriously died in your ashram in December 2008. At the time, was he demanding his donation back? Was he threatening to expose you as fraud? Or that lady in the 2005 Mission Training program who went crazy and started to yell in trance from under her bed. All the other participants were too blissed to notice, and Bhaktananda was there to shoe people away. Other than these little inconveniences, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, your whole Order is like Disneyland. The happiest place on earth.

On March 13, 1991, big, bad oil company, Exxon, agreed to fork over $1 billion for the clean-up of the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill in Alaska. Once again, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you'll never have to give a penny to any of your victims, because there were no victims. None at all. And if they were victims, they would disappear or at least be silenced. So, that would never happen. But, then again, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you will have to give a lot of pretty pennies to your lawyers. That's already in progress, but you should be able to recoup these costs with squeezing out any assets from those poor delusional souls who speak up against you that they still might possess after they woke up from all your bliss. So, no worries there, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. It's a wash. Once again, no connection with you and March 13.

On March 13, 2008, the price of gold on the New York Mercantile Exchange exceeded $1,000 per ounce for the first time. Gee, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Since we know that you're a true Paramahamsa, we know that you're completely indifferent to such things as gold and market prices. So, this is just one more piece of proof that your birthday could not possibly be on March 13th.

So, Sri Nithyayanda, other than that other 'enlightened' master, but inferior peer of yours, L. Ron Hubbard, there's absolutely no connection between March 13 and you. That misprint in your passport was only a face saving tactic to get you on the fast track to get all your chosen followers enlightened, just like you. No other reason at all.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

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