Nithyananda: Truth About the Cult of Swami 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda; Organized Fraud

Nithyananda Past Interrogation Report Haunts His Cult's Present Lies; Pure Fraud

2011-03-11T02:14:00.000-08:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda Wishes He Could Erase His Interrogation Reports; His Erectile Dysfunction Spreads to His Brain
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Aaaaarrrraha." Wow, you sound tired, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Did you do double tantric duty last night? Wow, sorry to hear that. We can't imagine the burden it is to be a real 'enlightened' healing master and genuine '~~Paramahamsa~~' and do all the things you do to save humanity. Heavens. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, the whole world must be in your debt.

Say, Sri Nithyananda, we couldn't help but notice a little article in the Mid-Day.com:

Disgraced and despicable sleaze guru Nithyananda admits to having steamy sex with more than 15 women but does not remember their names

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you sure dropped a few bombshells in during that interrogation. Let's take a look at some of them:

"The self-styled swami said that he was not impotent, but only had an erectile dysfunction"

"Initially Nithyananda claimed that he does not get sexually aroused as he is neither man nor woman..."

"...he (later) told the investigating officer that it was indeed him in the video."

"...he admitted that, apart from the actress, he had sex with more than 15 other women, but did not remember their names."

"...sometimes he chose female devotees to have sex with, and sometimes they were already willing to do so themselves."

"...the disgraced swami said that he had done nothing illegal."

"He said that he might have had sex with many people, but never did he force anyone and all the encounters were voluntary."

Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we can't believe this. Look, you just pulled the rug out of your married film star and tantric practicer and now confessed and bona fide sex partner Ranjitha. Although you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda encouraged her to make a big press release still stating that the video was morphed... and then to make some false charges against our hero, Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda, a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0. She also made some fast and lose allegations and filed criminal reports against other potential victims in hopes that they will be scared and shut up. So, Sri Nithyananda, congratulations. You just made a criminal out of your sex partner. Good one. Lying to the police and making false criminal reports is a serious crime. Is this your way to make sure that Ranjitha also gets a room in the women's prison when you go back there again for an extended stay? You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your nonstop mouth just pulled the rug out from your own cuddly tantric bed-warmer. Won't she get the shock of her life, if that's possible.

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we heard that you've been blowing your little sweetie pie, Ranjitha, kisses as you allow your brainwashed flock to wash your feet during your pada puja ceremony. Just pucker up and blow. Wow, that must be exciting to be paid $2,000 U.S.D. per person and openly flirt with a married film star... in front of all your other room service ladies. Or, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, were you really flirting or just sending some holy signals for some more bedside tantra? Or, maybe you were just blowing her off? Shucks. OK, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that can be a little ambiguous of what was really going on.

Speaking of setting up that married film star and now bona fide sex partner, Ranjitha, to commit crimes, your little criminal gang in Seattle, Washington just might find out how serious this felony act is when they all get sentenced for making false allegations against an innocent man; that is, the only named victim in your criminal report. Won't they be sorry. But, look on the bright side, if they are all in jail, perhaps then they will be able to download the same 'truths' that you were able to download as you spent 53 days in the slammer. So, it's all good, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda.

So, Sex Swami Nithyananda, you only claim having sex with 15 ladies, but you forgot their names? Why '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, your memory seems to be going right down the tubes. Someone who lived in your LA ashram for just a little over a year could name at least 25 ladies who carried your tray of food and extended their stay way past into your next meal. Boy, Sri Nithyananda, maybe you just chewed your food real slowly. And, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda cannot remember their names? Oh, come on, Sri Nithyananda. You bragged to all your ashramites how you remember everything. That is all there in your 'spiritual' filing cabinet. Past lives too. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, just need to open the drawer, not that drawer, the filing cabinet drawer, and access the information.

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Being neither man nor woman and probably beyond the threshold of being classified as a pathological psychopath, how are you going to wiggle out of this one? Oh, we see, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. When the going gets rough and it looks like the Truth is not going to come to the defense of a true '~~Paramahamsa~~' and enlightened healing master, simply get a lawyer to make it all right once again. According to your now anointed tantric porn star, Ranjitha's lawyer (advocate), Gajendra Naidu:

"When an accused confesses his crime before the investigating authority, they should recover facts related to the crime, which are permissible in a court of law and not just a confession made before cops. This is generally considered to have been made under duress and does not stand in court."

Wow, there we go, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. That was close. If you didn't have this verbal sheepdog to defend you in court, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, just might be found what everyone already knows, GUILTY!

Oh, by the way, we thought Guru Swami G. did another excellent job in analyzing your fraud and ripping it to the trash that it is. So, enjoy watching this '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You just might learn something about yourself.

Guru Swami G. Pulls the Veil Off Nithyananda...Again

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

No Comparison to Nithyananda; Why We Took Down Post About Prakashanand Saraswati

2011-03-09T03:30:00.000-08:00

The Unsettling Difference: Sex Swami Nithyananda vs. Prakashanand Saraswati
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? Oh, you really don't need to answer us. We really don't want to know. Honest. But, we do want to let you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda know why we took down our post about Prakashanand Saraswati, a.k.a. Swamiji. Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we really can't pass up any opportunity to expose you, your cult, your fraud, your misbehavior, your followers' misbehavior, your sex abuse, your greed, and all of your crimes. There's just so much to write about, and you, Sri Nithyananda give us lots of opportunities. They seem endless. Just the same, we don't want to be opportunistic, and we want to only bash you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda on solid ground, and not on the misfortunes of others.

With this in mind, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we removed our post about Prakashanand Saraswati because there was just too much uncertainty about his crimes, but certainly no uncertainty about your crimes, Sri Nithyananda. Yes, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we know and even wrote on our blog that he was found guilty and convicted in a U.S. court of law for 20 cases of indecency with a child by sexual contact. And, by skipping his sentencing hearing, forfeiting his 10 million dollar bail, and being sentenced 140 years for his alleged crimes doesn't help his case of declaring or proving his innocence.

But, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda here's our point. With the information about Prakashanand Saraswati, we mostly went off what the press printed. And, Sri Nithyananda, we know that the press tries to get it right, but doesn't always do so. Our other contacts and information about Prakashanand Saraswati was mostly hearsay. In comparison, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, the information and scoop we have about you and your cult comes from first-hand experience of people who lived in your ashrams, served as slaves in your order, have been defrauded of vast amounts of their wealth, and on and on. These are high quality witnesses. There even is one guy who under penalty of perjury in a court of law will gladly name all the names of ladies that carried trays of food into your personal quarters from Unit 10 (the then-Anna Data Mandir) to Unit no. 5, in your ashram in Duarte, California. And, this person will add relevant information approximately how long these ladies stayed and what time he saw them exit your quarters, like 3:00 a.m. and how many hours they were there with you, alone, and no other purpose than to have some tantric experience to liberate them from their present lives or maybe even their husbands.

The second point, there, Sri Nithyananda, is that we found out more information about the two women who testified against Prakashanand Saraswati. True, these ladies were there in the ashram as young girls and later as teenagers. There's no disputing that point. But, we also found out, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that these ladies, as adults, were expelled from the ashram for not adhering to the practices there. But, these two ladies still wanted to stay there. After all, it was a pretty good deal. Tax free and rent-free, and if you didn't pull your weight, it was like being in Uncle Charlie's Summer Camp. But, there was a problem. From what we can tell Prakashanand Saraswati and his followers did want the ashramites to pull their weight. They were true to their work ethic. So, these two ladies were asked to leave. They bulked. Then they were expelled. After being kicked out, then they revealed the 'revelations' about being sexual abused as children. So, our point is that we do not want to deny the experience or the possibility that these two ladies were sexually abused. But, this does open up a big gap for pause that there was a revenge motive behind the alleged accusations. Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we know that a court in a state (Texas) that has a history of fast and hurried convictions found Prakashanand Saraswati to be guilty, but we, ourselves, are not so convinced beyond an iota of a doubt. Therefore, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we don't want to add to chorus from the "Lord of the Flies", so we prefer to lower our profile until his guilt or innocence has been firmly established. Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, controversy around Prakashanand Saraswati, but there's even longer shadows of doubt.

Now in contrast with you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, Prakashanand Saraswati's evidence looks like vaporware. He only had two victims and all of the evidence was just on their testimonies. In your case, Sri Nithyananda, there's an endless trail of evidence and more mounts up every day. First off, there is your:

Signed Sex Contract

That alone speaks volumes. Then, there's all those videos, hours of evidence that you and your married film star devotee, Ranjitha, racked up to be an internet sensation. And, these videos were authenticated as being genuine, untampered, and clearly not morphed by not one, but two CID Police Forensic Laboratories. Then '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, there's all those YouTube videos of yours that features your mouth, and what a non-stopping chatterbox that has proved to be your undoing. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, have all these comments that you, yourself, have made that contradict each other. These would * almost * be comically if your crimes didn't involve ruining the lives of so many people. And, just to chip into the fun, you have dumber-than-paint statements issued by your top lieutenants Swami Bhaktananda and Sri Sachitananda in official press conferences. These statements kicked up so much controversy that you had to remove some of them from YouTube, especially the one about Sri Sachitananda promising to post the death certificate of the Canadian that mysteriously died in your ashram in December 2008. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, based on your inconsistent statements we think that there was a possibility of a murder. A strong possibility. And, there was definitely a cover up. But, don't worry, we'll give this mystery deat a full blog post when the time is right. And, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, if someone is looking for even more evidence against, all the need to do is go online. Official documents of hedge funds, articles of corporation for shadow for-profit LLC's and corporations, tax documents, bill of lading statements, etc. all await to be discovered. There's a treasure trove of evidence and it all points that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your cult is one big fraud.

Nithyananda Visited Barsana Dham Near Austin Texas in 2009
Sri Nithyananda, why we were researching this matter about Prakashanand Saraswati, we found out from some of your Texan followers that you visited Prakashanand Saraswati in the Spring of 2009. This was a full year after Prakashanand Saraswati had been arrested for these charges. Why of all people, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda would visit Prakashanand Saraswati under those circumstances? Was this like when Sri Sri Ravishanker came waltzing into your Western Headquarters in your so-called Vedic Temple in Montclair (Los Angeles) California shortly after you were arrested in the end of April 2010? Sri Sri Ravishanker, His Royal Excellency of Sleaze, claimed that he didn't talk to anyone there. We have proof that this was not true. Yes, it appeared that Sri Sri Ravishanker was looking for a fire sale with your assets in mind. Was this what your intentions were, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, by visiting Prakashanand Saraswati in Barsana Dham? If you really visited him sincerely and thought that he was innocent, then why didn't you, Sri Nithyananda have the courage to place this on your website and make it publicly known? Oh, that's right, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we know that standing up for someone might adversely impact your donations. Good call there.

But, don't worry there, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, don't feel like you've been left out of victims that are willing to name you. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, you also have two victims that are willing to testify against you and how you sexually abused them. You, Sri Nithyanada, have neutralized one of them in Seattle by placing false criminal allegations against him, yes, him. A man. But, that risky move of yours just might backfire. And, if the person(s) who planted the false evidence get caught in their crime, then it is game over for you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Everything unravels. Yet, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you just underscored how easy it is to get someone in big trouble with the law by making allegations that this person sexually abused children. We saw you falsely accuse the only named victim in your criminal court papers of June 2010. We imagine that Prakashanand Saraswati could have underwent the same smear that you and your criminal cult placed on this one victim of yours.

And, Sri Nithyananda, the dance is still early. How many more victims out of the 100's perhaps even 1,000's can still come forward? The possibilities are endless.

But, let's not stop there, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Prakashanand Saraswati had operations here in the U.S. for over twenty years. Only three years ago these allegations came up. In contrast, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, have set up camp on a temporary basis for less than eight years, and tons of serious controversies happened. Just like flies on sherbet. Upon being charged, Prakashanand Saraswati was granted bail, albeit an expensive one. And, he honored it. Before any charges were made against you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you were dressed in blue jeans and running to Nepal. Just like a scared little rabbit.

But, perhaps, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda one of the most starking contrasts between you and Prakashanand Saraswati is your followers. From what we can tell, Prakashanand Saraswati's followers have been peaceful, patient, and law-abiding throughout the whole process. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, how many times has Sri Sachitananda been arrested? Oh, that's right, twice. How many of your followers have absconded from the law? Oh, that's right, three. How many lawsuits and false criminal charges have your followers issued against anyone who speaks up against you and your cult? Oh, that's right, too many to count. How many death threats do we think that Bhaktananda has given under the alias of Kal Bhairava? Right again, there Sri Nithyananda, too many to count. And, the list goes on. Sorry there, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we can judge your book by the cover your followers' give. The wrap is on you.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Manhandling His Own Case: Verdict Guilty!

2011-02-25T04:33:00.000-08:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda Holds a Press Conference to Play Victim Again; Smells of Desperation
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Rrrrabba Rrrrabba." Well, OK, you had a big day at your press conference, and perhaps even you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda are a little tired of speaking, but not as tired as our ears, that's for certain.

Hmmmm. Looks like we have two stories, as usual. There's the press story and then there's the direct news from La La Land story (that's your story, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda). But, don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, we're into fairness. And, we'll entertain both stories, especially since your story is very entertaining. Here they are:

1. Deccan Herald (February 24, 2011): Nithyananda Devotees Held

2. Nithyananda.org (February 24, 2011): One More Atrocity by CID & Police against Nithyananda Ashramites

Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we liked to read your story the best. Clearly the winner. Our favorite part was this portion:

"...the CID (Police Team), as a last resort, is trying to create a charge of illegal possession of drugs against Paramahamsa Nithyananda by secretly planting marijuana packets on the campus."

Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we're sure glad that all your ashramites have gotten a chance to see you do one of your famous tantric fire rituals where actual marijuana seeds are used (well, they sure looked like marijuana seeds to us). We bet that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, did that just to educate your flock about the dangerous of marijuana seed planting especially inside your ashram. That would have been hard to believe that the police would come and do that, but since you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and all your locked up followers always uphold the truth and never ever deviate one little iota from the truth, then we'll have to believe you. Maybe '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, they were just sowing their wild seeds. Kind of like what you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda did with your married girlfriend, Ranjitha. Also to add more validity to your claims, now that you have all of your ashramites doing pranayama (yogic breathing exercises) for a change, those channels and esoteric abilities of being able to see through police pockets and able to smell marijuana seeds from far away must have blossomed. Truly psychic. We bet now that anyone will think twice before they come to your ashram with a packet of marijuana seeds, unless of course they are invited to join you in a tantric fire ritual.

And, look at the Deccan Herald article, Sri Nithyananda. It has information about how the CID Police team wanted just to get a signature sample from your very first ashramite, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D Jamunarani. Wow, she must be famous. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, isn't she the one that co-signed all of your NDA Sex contracts to make sure that your victims would feel roped in to a legally binding statement and completely helpless if they sought any recourse? Why of course it is. Here's one of those pesky contracts that Sri Sachitananda didn't get a chance to destroy right now:

Co-Signed Sex Contract by Ma Nithya Sadhananda

Funny, there was no mention of this incident at all in your article. Nothing about how her car wizzed by or anything. But, in your press conference, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda said that the car the sped by was just your mother. Now, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, was that your real biological mother or a 'mayi' mother? Sri Nithyananda, we all know what happens when you name some lady 'mayi'. My. My. Anyway, we're glad that you, Sri Nithyananda, captured your real, biological mother speeding off in the car in your secret surveillance camera. Now you can give the full, unedited video that proves that it really was your real, biological mother and not Ma Sadhananda to the police to prove your innocence. We're sure that the police will begin to believe your story about how she's really sick and re-cooperating in some hospital in Chennai because your healing powers have become worthless in your Bidadi Brothel.

Sri Nithyananda, just another small point in your press meet. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, said that no one from your ashram has absconded from the law. That the CID Police Team made up some story about two of your ashramites running away from them and then leaked that 'lie' to the press just to confuse people. Very well. We believe you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Honest. Just simply manifest Sri Nithya Sadhananda (Aiyya) and Ms. Ragini Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Sachitananda, who both have nonbailable arrest warrants issued in their honor, and we'll believe you a hundred percent. No questions asked.

Well, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Looks like you learned a few things about secretly shooting videos. It's nice that a genuine Paramahamsa can learn new tricks from his own worldly experience. Hey, let's watch your video together, Sri Nithyananda, shall we?

Atrocity! Nithyananda Shoots the Police

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, those police officers were mighty aggressive. Why they wouldn't even let Swami Sachitananda interrupt them as much as he tried. Look, Sri Nithyananda, from 0:38 to 1:38, we counted 17 times Swami Sachitananda wouldn't let the police finish the sentence. And, as hard as Swami Schitananda physically blocked the Police Officer and would not let him advance, the Police Officer had the nerve to keep moving forward even though Swami Sachitananda was clearly invading his personal space. Just watch, the Police Officer had to move left then right, then left then right. Swami Sachitananda certainly earned his sheep dog credentials right then and there. What's the matter, Sri Nithyananda? Don't the police know who they are dealing with? Swami Sachitananda didn't rise in the ranks of the toxic chemical industry without learning a trick or two. He trained from the best of wolves. We love it how Swami Sachitananda just baits the questions for the camera, "Do not shout at me, sir, why are you shouting at ME!" Did he learn that from you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda? Brilliant acting. Ditto for the "Why are you manhandling him, sir?" Planting the onus of guilt right into the question. Perfect.

And, speaking of manhandling, that must have been some manhandling tactics if we ever saw them. Just look, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, while being manhandled Rishi Nithya Dayananda never dropped the camera. Mr. Rishi must have been holding that camera with the grip of death... and what a stud, he not only failed to drop the camera but still focused it on the police officer the whole incident. OK, there's one second where he lost focused, but then right back to shooting the police. Now that's the true work of a bona fide kshatriya (warrior). Sri Nithyananda, did you practice your special manhandling techniques on him? Mr. Rishi must have trained for this day. And, look '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, the next picture has Mr. Rishi in a full arm cast looking very sad and in pain. Wow, that must have hurt a lot. Funny, even though you, Sri Nithyananda, can hear the police officer slap the camera, we never heard a single peep of discomfort coming from Rishi Nithya Dayananda. What discipline. But, then again, Sri Sachitananda was flapping his mouth, so there is a chance that we simply missed Mr. Rishi's moment of anguish.

But, boy, on 1:38, we cannot miss the pain he's in. Look, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you even zoom in on that full arm caste. Looks like he'll be in limbo for months. And, such a long face. Is that due to his pain?, his acting?, or the fact that now he has to be interviewed by Swami Sachitananda? Oh, painful. He goes on to describe his arm... "the area has been sprang and badly bruised'. So, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, is this your type of healing energy that you offer? It looks like when someone is in your energy field, they cannot feel pain at them moment, but they get hurt even worse, especially if a camera is rolling. Atrocity. Looks like a lot of real, genuine victims here.

OK, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, this looks like this has been a long day for just about everyone. We think we need to show something that's a little fun and light and has absolutely no relationship or bearing with today's incidents. Not at all. We thought we would close on a little action for our football fans, that's international football, OK, soccer, as the Yanks all know it by. Remember, there's nothing related about this video and the events we saw in your video. Nothing at all.

Sneaky Acting Pays Off After All

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Three Nithyananda Henchmen Bagged by the Police

2011-02-24T11:39:00.000-08:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda Without Bodyguards. Sachit Arrested. Ayya Hiding. Bhaktananda Doing His Taxes
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. What's new? "Rrrrrrrrau." Oh, yes, we saw your website and your Twitter nitwits flashed out the news. Three arrested. Why, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you got a scoop. With reporting like that, we don't really need to keep this blog going. That will free up our resources and we then can focus on things like how to close up your cult shop. But, we just can't resist giving a quick blog entry.

So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, how many people were arrested? Why one of your top Twitter-twits, Nithyananda Family, fired of this off in your disgraced FaceBook site:

Nithyananda Family
‎24 Feb 2011-FLASH NEWS!!
ONE MORE ATROCITY BY CID & POLICE AGAINST NITHYANANDA ASHRAMITES - Four Nithyananda ashramites arrested forcibly without an FIR!!
Sri Nithya Sachitananda Swami, Rishi Nithya Atmaprabhananda, Rishi Nithya Dayananda and Sri Nithya Shantimayananda are under illegal arrest!!!
More details awaited...

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, they counted four (4) people. That's 1-2-3-4. But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, isn't Rishi..., so you now call them Rishi in honor of Osho? Sorry, we digress, isn't Rishi Nithya Atmaprabhananda the same as Rishi Nithya Dayananda? Brilliant, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, mixing up the names to keep the police confused must be working for even your ashramites are confused. Or maybe their just tired. Or maybe they are in just experiencing too much bliss. So, it looks like three people with Sri Nithya Sachitananda Swami, a.k.a. Mr. Siva Vallabhaneni, the crown jewel of the catch. Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Sachitananda has now been arrested twice. Does that make him more experienced than you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda? You have some catching up to do, or Sachitananda will become even more enlightened than you, Sri Nithyananda.

So, Sri Nithyananda, any predictions who will be arrested next? We know that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, being an enlightened healing master with all your claims of seeing the future and changing the future will see this as just too easy. After all, no one can claim so much of building their empire at such an early age as you can. Even Adolf Hitler waited until his mid 40's before staking out his claim. So, Sri Nithyananda, who's next? We have an idea. If you're short on bribe money, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, can sell cards with grids of 25 spaces on them and then print your ashramites' names randomly in each box. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda can have the center square. That block seems like a good place for you. Then, as you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, and your ashramites (as well as your other criminal partners) get arrested, your fans can cross off the names. Who ever gets the winning card of five-in-a-row wins! You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, can offer some prize as an incentive, like an offer to do a free pada puja (foot washing ceremony) to the winner(s) which is a $2,000.00 U.S.D. value.

Nithyananda lines up the marketing potential with a new twist on Bingo

Sri Nithyananda, do you like that idea? "Rrraarara." Hmmmm. Yes, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, with the CID Police Team arresting batches at a time, there could be multiple winners. That could cause some problems. Better make it a prize that doesn't cost any money just in case the Police arrest everyone at once. Oh, Great Predictor of the Future, that's you, Sri Nithyananda, will there be any more arrest today? Sorry, we asked that, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. But, since you just sent over 60 people to peacefully protest in front of the police station, why you just made it even easier for the police to do their job. It just like a combination of pick-n-pull (junkyard salvage) and room service. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are familiar with room service, correct?

And, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, what will all your supporters be doing there? Oh, fasting.... indefinitely. Hmmm, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we were kind of hoping that you would come up with something creative like demanding that they do a new breathing technique like hold their breath indefinitely. Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we realized that you mastered that technique at an early age, being an enlightened, genuine Paramahamsa. We have reports about you as early as two-year-old, that you were not only able to hold your breath, but you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, were able to kick and scream at the same time. A true prodigy.

Oh, we get it now, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. We see the inner-logic for having them all do a prolonged, indefinite fast without food. Sri Nithyananda, that sounds like a win-win situation. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda get to have your room service ladies slim up for their next round of tantric enlightenment and at the same time, you save on food cost. Simply close the kitchen and count the savings. That will more than offset the cash it will take to spring them from the slammer. In fact, you, Sri Nithyananda, might even have a little bit of pocket change afterwards. So, did you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, orchestrate this little event to get a little positive cash flow going? We now established a motive.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we realize that you probably did not organize this cash-making scheme yourself because now you might get a little lonely. Who, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, are you going to talk to now? In the daytime of course. Yes, that little camera in your bedroom revealed who you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda talk to at night, besides the ghosts. Anyway, with Sachit arrested, Aiyya hiding, and Bhaktananda doing his taxes on a conjugal visit (renunciant style) to the U.S., who are you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, going to share your business deals with? Well, Sri Nithyananda, we know that you're a resourceful guy. Let's see. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda could pass notes in jail. We know that you had 53 days to master that system. And, Aiyaa hiding from nonbailable arrest warrants doesn't mean that he's out-of-reach. If you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and him purchase enough cell phones and SIM cards and change them every hour, you can probably stimulate the local economy and keep in touch with him without being immediately caught. But, there's always that risk. And, where exactly is Aiyaa hiding? Is he under your bed, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda? Oh, we're sorry. We forgot. That parking spot is already reserved. Well, maybe he's close by. In case he's not, that would leave you with Bhaktananda who is vacationing in the United States. Yes, with modern technology, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda can ring him up anytime without using your supernatural powers. Simply let your fingers do the walking (just as we saw them do in that video of yours.) But, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, will have to realize that if poor Bhaktananda is going to be called by you at all hours, he'll have less time to do his U.S. taxes. Bhaktananda's taxes are not a straight-forward event. After all, Bhaktananda is a genuine sanyasi (renunciant monk) who's on the fast-track for enlightenment, but still masters your business deals. Therefore, his taxes must be complicated. Let's see, Sri Nithyananda, can he write off that trip to Nepal and later to Himachal Pradesh he took with you last Spring as a business expense? Does he have to claim that the airfare paid by tax payers of India he took with you again back to Bangalore as a benefit (income)? And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, all those charity donations he made to all those needy causes to well connected people, can he write those off without showing a receipt? Yes, that does get complicated. Poor guy, Bhaktananda, probably doesn't even have enough time to do what he loves to do most and make cheap and tawdry imitations of Lord Kal Bhairava to wimpy little informers who make police reports when they receive his death threats. Sri Nithyananda, no humor these guys have. They need to learn something from a genuine Paramahamsa on how to lighten up and enjoy life, just like you do, Sri Nithyananda.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Lost One of His Own: Premananda, Protégé to Sex Swami Nithyananda, Dies in Prison

2011-02-21T05:15:00.000-08:00

Premananda Shows '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda How It's Done. Claim to be God. Defraud. Convicted & Die. Good Riddance.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Rrrawal." Oh, our Gruntanese is a bit rusty there, but you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, sound a bit sad. That's not like you. In fact, you seem to be able to plaster on that insincere, crocodile smile of yours no matter how serious the charges are.... just like that other fake guru, Premananda.

Smiling, Smiling, Smiling, knowing that you're protected by the police

Photo ops in court always bring a smile to charismatic & colorful god-frauds, even if the verdict is a double life sentence

You know, Sri Nithyananda, the guy who is serving two double life sentences for 13 rapes including child molestation, a murder, and major tax fraud. Premananda's orphanage just turned out to be his sex slave camp where he victims were held through physical and psychological hostage. Oh, yes, six of his henchmen were also convicted. Tsk. Tsk. Why we bet that they were not so careful as your crew who took precautions to draw up a sex contract and later had the smarts to try to destroy them all. Stroke of genius. And, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda only have one rape charge to contend with. So, using our slide calculator, that means you, Sri Nithyananda, would only receive 1/13th of a double-life sentence.

Oh, but, wait '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we forgot that Ma Nithyananda Sachitananda, a.k.a. Ragini Vallabhaneni, is still at large as she absconded from the law with nonbailable offenses. Wasn't she once one of your special madams? What would happen if the police caught up to her and she started to squeal? Then according to our slide calculator, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda would be serving 49 consecutiveness life-sentences. Oh, not so good. Especially since you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, bragged that you would live to 120. Hmmmm 120 times 49, that comes to 5,880 years. Wow, even the Third Reich didn't predict that it would go on for that long. So, Sri Nithyananda, what would happen if you died before your sentence was up? Perhaps it would just continue in your after-life. Not a pleasant thought.

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, looks like Premananda also did the holy ash manifestation trick. Do you, Sri Nithyananda, need to pay him royalties? It's a true-and-tried way to trap innocent follower. Too bad Premananda set up his shop in Tamil Nadu. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, that was a big mistake he made, for it only took three years to get him convicted of all those rape charges. Good thing, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, decided to move out of Tamil Nadu into the safe haven of Karnataka. Much friendlier place to be since you're into the god-fraud business. We guess you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, have your rival in cult crime, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar to thank for that pioneering move. But, then again, having devotees like that bullheaded wombat, Anjula Jackson, who filed charges against the Karnataka Police sort of level the playing field. (Thanks, Anjula.)

Hey, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we have an idea for you. Why don't you use this opportunity to swoop up Premananda's devotees and any assets that the government hasn't taken away? Even after being in jail for almost 14 years, he still has a cult following. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda could use some folks like that. Do you, Sri Nithyananda, remember how empty your ashram was when the scandal first broke out? They all ran away. Lightweights! Since the criminal charges of rape, fraud, criminal conspiracy and other charges haven't exactly gone away... and will continue to surface, you, Sri Nithyananda, could use a crowd like that. Especially if you flee the country like you just applied, but failed, to exit. Sorry, about that '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. You'll just have to rough it out in your holy brothel. All those 24K gold thrones must be tortuous to sit on.

Crocodiles always have a reason to smile. Sweet memories.

Anyway, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. We'll leave you with a few links to catch up on the verdict that was passed on Premananda. It will be a good reminder to how it will end for you. Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. No matter how far you run, you'll end up in the same graveyard that you've done all those red chili fire rituals in. Won't there be a nice reception for you there?

Criminal Legacy of Fake Guru Premananda:

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Prediction: Nithyananda Celebrates Diwali Again & Again in the Year of the Rabbit

2011-02-12T04:23:00.000-08:00

Sex Swami Nithyananda Gets a Bang Out of the Lunar New Year; Diwali Deja Vu All Over Again
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? <<dead silence>> Hmmmmm, couldn't be samadhi (trance). We know what that looks like when it's done by Sex Swami Nithyananda... we remember all those videos when he was under samadhi with Ranjitha, the married film actress. Meditation? Nah. He only does that with lots of cameras and blue kerosene that was intended for the poor. We know, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda is upset with us because we ignored him for over a month. That must be it. OK, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. We're very, very, very sorry that we haven't written anything about you for over a month. Yeah, we didn't forget your press conference, although it was just more of the same. We promise to embed your videos and give a full commentary and analysis, just as you have grown to expect. Actually, we've been a bit busy. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we figured that if you can celebrate your birthday on January 1st as well as March 13... hey, Sri Nithyananda, everyone knows including the passport people that your real birthday is March 13, then we thought we could celebrate Diwali several times in one year. We just know how you love fireworks.

Multiple Diwali celebrations are in store for '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda

...especially when the fireworks are up close and personal. Kabam! and a Kaboom! and perhaps even a Kabloop. Ok, that last one fizzled, but we're working on it. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we actually trying to make everyday your special and personalized Diwali celebration, just for you.

Nithyananda's celebrations have a shorter fuse than normal

And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, speaking of fireworks, we thought of another reason to light a bunch of them off in your honor, the Lunar New Year. Yes, Sri Nithyananda. Happy New Year! Do you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda know what year it is? We'll give you a hint. Last year, was the Year of the Tiger. Yes, as you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda know better than any of us, that year was full of unpredictable surprises and turns of events no one could guess. Yes, that was a hectic year, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. But, good news. This year is suppose to be not as fierce. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, a calmer year that has a fluffy outlook to it. Give up, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda? Why this Lunar New Year is the Year of the Rabbit. Yes, the rabbit is known for diplomacy and close multiplying relationships. We think that you, Sri Nithyananda, just might enjoy this year.

But, wait, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. This is no ordinary Year of the Rabbit. It's the Year of the Metal Rabbit. Is that metal as in heavy metal music? Oh, no, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. We don't like the sounds of this either. Just look!

Nithyananda will rock out in the year of the Metal Rabbit

We don't know what's going to happen. Maybe those astrologers got it wrong. After all, they claimed that on your second 'mystical' birth date that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda were born under:

1 January 1978, in the Tamil month of Margazhi, in Chitra nakshatra, Kanya rasi, ashtami tithi in kanya lagna

But, nothing like that matches up for January 1, 1978. Not even close. So, maybe, Sri Nithyananda, instead of the Year of the Metal Rabbit, it is actually the Year of the Mental Rabbit.

A few surprises await Nithyananda and his cult in the Year of the Mental Rabbit

Oh dear, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. That doesn't seem very assuring either. Maybe that featured 'Mental Rabbit' is a direct ancestor of the Killer Bunny from the Monty Python's 'The Holy Grail'. You see, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, what seems like an innocent and harmless bunny could actually come and wipe out you and your not-so merry (maybe it's once-upon-a-time-married) men. Why you're in luck, Sri Nithyananda, here's that Killer Bunny now:

Nithyananda Shadows the Monty Python

Frightening. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda better look after your soft and fluffy crowd with a little more care and concern. Or, this re-enactment just might come true. Even though you, Sri Nithyananda, are well equipped with lawyers, thugs, and cash, you're no match to the wrath of justice and the truth. Even meek creatures can mow you and your fraud squad down.

OK, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. We'll set a few predictions that we have for you and your cult for the beginning months of the Year of the Metal Rabbit:

The Deccan Herald uncovers some hard facts about you, Sri Nithyananda and your fraud, and then you threaten this paper with your Final, Final, Final, Last Time, and This-Time-We-Mean-It Legal Notice
You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda release some more so-called 'truths' about your secret communications with aliens in hopes to lure rich donors from Star Trek conventions into your cult
You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda will claim that Mubarak collaborated with the CIA and Church of Right-Wing-Advocacy to hire top-notch Hollywood geniuses to morph the videos that you already confessed to starring in just to discredit your money-making cult
That you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda actually tell the Truth for once and disclose Sri Sri Ravi Shankar's dirty dealings and womanizing exploits in hopes that the media will give him even more attention (and you less attention) than you're getting now. Oops, that prediction already came true. At least the effort is there. OK, that one doesn't count, Sri Nithyananda
To raise money, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda will turn your so-called temples into Halloween theme parks to attract new followers and fill the coffers
That you, Sri Nithyananda, will collaborate with the Church of Scientology and pay them tribute and royalties in exchange for legal protection, secrecy, and continued 501(c)3 nonprofit status from the IRS
With the launch of your new television channel, you '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda will compete for audiences who would normally watch infomercials featuring Eric Estrada and the George Foreman Grill and actually buy that stuff
No matter what decision the court rules upon, you, Sri Nithyananda, and your team of attorneys will find a way to delay, challenge, and overrule the verdict until everyone grows old and retires

We think that's enough predictions for the next couple of weeks. We'll let our loyal readers come up with a few more.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Used Public Funds to Prevent the Sex Scandal Video from Becoming Public

2011-01-05T00:57:00.000-08:00

Show Us the Books! Nithyananda Admitted His Criminal Guilt by Giving Over $2.2 Million (Rs 10 Crore) in Cash to Quash the Sex Video of Him and Ranjitha
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? We said, how are you doing? Oh, samadhi (trance) so early. Shucks. Well, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, it certainly makes it easier to recap everything when your mouth is shut tightly. We're not used to that. OK, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we promise to be quick. We just wanted to recap the news because everything is about you, Sri Nithyananda. You always knew that.

First, Forensic Science Lab (FSL) in Hyderabad as well as New Dheli both declare that it was you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your married girlfriend Ranjitha in the video. This was a well known fact that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda kept on bringing up doubts. Smooth criminals like Bhaktananda had semi-successfully planted doubts to the point that your brainwashed flock didn't fully believe if the video was true or not. But, thanks to Ranjitha, the whole glare of your sleaze video came to light. It is authentic. Case closed.

Second, the CID Police Team said that you confessed to having sex frequently and often with Ranjitha and several other of your devotees. Now, if you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda were a family man, you could claim that Ranjitha was your only one. But, now the world knows, through your own omission as recorded on April 27, 2010, that you '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda are a horny playboy who has lured in around 15 (we think the numbers are around 1,500) ladies (as well as a lot of girls [as in minors under the age of 18], and a few men). And, we know that many of your lady victims, like Ranjitha, were married ladies who once had happy households, which you then destroyed. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda are a criminal beyond compare. And, in 2007, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda would ramble off about experimenting with 'immaculate' conception. So, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, how many children (and aborted fetuses) did you really father?

Third, Ranjitha couldn't keep her story straight if your life depended on it. Lie after lie of hers gets immediately proved as being a lie, which just might cost her jail time. Much of that proof lied (pun intended) on your statements, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Lets' see, there were Missionaries behind the video, she knew about the NDA sex contract, but didn't sign it (did she distribute it)? She didn't talk to you after the scandal broke, but you, Sri Nithyananda, said that you were in 'constant touch' with her. She also said that it wasn't her in the video (you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, both said that). She was only doing a photo op to help the promote ashram, and boy, did she do a great job. Sri Lenin, a.k.a. Sri Dharmananda, tried to molest and rape her, but she didn't think that this information was relevant the first time she talked to the police over six months ago. .. and it goes on and on. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we didn't think there was anyone in this world that could lie and change their story as frequently as you did, and we still think that. Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you're still number one; number one liar taht is. But, a very close second is Ranjitha. We're glad to know that something rubbed off on her after all those close encounters with you. Congratulations. She is definitely your disciple.

Forth, the CID Police team are certain that your trumped up charges against the male witness in the U.S.A. is just part of your criminal intimidation. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, there's a pattern here. Your ugly band of thugs will stop at nothing to protect their fake god, that's you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, and their own riches that they wrongfully acquired through your organized fraud and plunder. Sri Nithyananda, your four stooges, Bhakta, Sachit no. 1, Sachit no. 2, and Sri Sadhananda are just the tip of the paddy-wagon. Lengthy prison sentences await many in your (dis)Order.

Fifth, the story about another female liar, Ma Supriyananda, and her bogus charges against our hero and whistle-blower, Sri Dharmananda, a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0, is just more criminal conspiracy from your criminal organization. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, her stories in her bogus press release wiggled more than your room service ladies. The police proved instantly that Sri Dharmananda was no where near her and her fictional story. Then, as if not to know when to quit, Ma Supriyananda goes after the CID Police Team and concocts a bunch of lies about them. Didn't you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda learn your lesson when that duckbill platypus of a devotee, Anjula Jackson, make false charges against the CID Police Team? You, Sri Nithyananda, saw where that got you. But, like that determined naughty boy that just has to have his way, you '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda keep on antagonizing the police with more lies and false acquisitions. Didn't you, Sri Nithyananda, learn while you pretended to be enlightened that you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar? Turns out all you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, caught are a bunch of maggots just waiting to 'transform' out of some garbage heap. Welcome to Bidadi.

Say, Sri Nithyananda, aren't these lackeys of yours afraid of going to jail and being convicted? Did you get anticipatory bail for the likes of criminal and serial liars like Ma Supriyananda, a.k.a. Pushpa, and Ma Medhananda Mayi, a.k.a. Kavita Gaddam? These very ugly followers will look even uglier behind bars. That goes for dumber-than-paint lady, Ranjitha. Who knows, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, they just might wake up in their prison cell one morning and start talking about how they were forced by your criminal goons like Sachitananda, Bhaktananda, and Pranananda to wreck their lives in order to save yours. Won't they be sorry.

Sixth, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you certainly had a lot of sexual disorders. The media said you confessed to having an erectile dysfunction. Did that come from taking too much Viagra? Please '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, stay in samadhi (trance) and don't tell us the details. And, then the CID Police Team noted that you confessed that you would get extra aroused on Full Moons. Hooowwwwwlllll. Does that make you, Sri Nithyananda, some type of sexual werewolf? We can just visualize the hair growing all over you, Sri Cavemanannda, while sporting a Tarzan suit. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, it certainly brings on a whole new idea to your inner transformation. Is that the real reason your recent-come-lately crowd is willing to pay $8,000.00 U.S.D. for your brand of 'enlightenment'?

~~'Swami'~~ Nithyananda displays his sexual urges and dysfunctions during a recent full moon; a total transformation.

And seventh, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, just when we thought we hear it all, we found out that you might have actually been a victim, a dumb one, but a victim no doubt. The latest revelations said you forked over Rs 10 crore, that's over $2.2 Million U.S.D., right before the sex scandal broke out in hope that the sleaze videos didn't make their way to the public's eye. Another confession, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. On your own omission, you know and tried to prevent the sex scandal to break out. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, knew about it way beforehand. No surprise there. And, you, Sri Nithyananda, tried to suppress it by giving millions of dollars. So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, if you didn't think that what you did was wrong, then why did you give up millions of dollars? Was this to one of your charities? And, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, being a so-called renunciant, where did you get $2.2 million U.S.D. so quickly? Was this your money, of a so-called renunciant? Or, did you raid the petty cash of your money-making enterprise? If you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, did raid the cash fund, did you not use 'public' money to make a bribe? And, if you did use your personal money, did you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda siphon off 'public' money to enrich your own filthy pocket? Regardless, withdrawing $2.2 million U.S.D. would leave quite a hole in anyone's books. So, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you better show the CID Police Team exactly how this $2.2 Million U.S.D. (Rs 10 crore) withdrawal was registered and absorbed in your books as well as from which bank account it came from. Yes, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you better show your 'second set' of books and let the world examine what a greedy, nasty, and deceiving operation your holy business really is.

Oh, and by the way, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that court date of yours, it's tomorrow, Thursday, January 6, 2011, isn't it? Shucks. We guess you, Sri Nithyananda, will have a lot to talk about with the judge. So, we think you should be really nice to him, and perhaps even be nice to the CID Police Team.... just for that day. So, take this advice or leave it, Sri Nithyananda, it's up to you. But, you might want to keep the likes of Ma Supriyananda, Anjula Jackson, and even Ranjitha nicely tucked tightly in your bedroom until at least this one court date is over.

Here's some must read articles:

Daily News and Analysis (DNA): Nithyananda, Not Ranjitha, was Blackmailed: CID
MidDay: Ranjitha was in Swami's SEX Video: CID
OneIndia News: Nithyananda Had SEX with Ranjitha, CID Cites Swami
Deccan Herald: Nithyananda Statement Differs from Ranjitha Story
Deccan Herald: Police Suspect Plaint Against Lenin (Dharmananda) False
MidDay: 'Sex Swami Nithyananda was Blackmailed'

The Twisted World of Nithyananda: The Cult of Nithyananda Deepens Its Fraud with False Allegations

2010-12-31T10:16:00.000-08:00

Sex Swami, Nithyananda, Tries to Get Others to Spin His Story; But Digs His Own Grave Deeper
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Looks like you've been busy for your birthday bash and getting lots of other people to make you look almost honest by having them lie even more than you do. Is that your brand of enlightenment? Looks like you got Ranjitha to stoop even lower and remove any semblance of sympathy that anyone might have had for her. She can't play the victim card any more. She is now in your legal camp, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. A sleazy criminal. Oh, well, we guess you might be living happily ever after as newlyweds after all. That's assuming that the authorities still lock you up in the women's prison again.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, that sure is a brave statement to say the videos are morphed again. So, we're back to morphing. The story is no longer "it is you and portions of the video were morphed". The story is no longer "you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, were experimenting". The story is no longer Ranjitha's claim that it is you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, but not her. The story is no longer it is "you, Sri Nithyananda, just experimenting." The story is no longer you, Sri Nithyananda, under samadhi (trance), and the story about you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda not feeling well, and Ranjitha was just being a good aid helping you get back on your feet and your soul back into your body. But, there's a problem there, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. You have no soul. Or if you did, you sold it for a pack of Camels. So, that's a smart move, there, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Better drop that 'not feeling well' story. No one really believed that coming from a genuine healing master, such as yourself, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. So, now we can rest assured, Sri Nithyananda, that the latest story is that the video is morphed, and we have your word that you will not, do we dare say, morph your story any more. OK, the video is now officially morphed from the authentic source of '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda's Dhyanapeetam Laboratory, at least for today.

Sorry, Sri Nithyananda, there's another problem with your new revised and final story that the video is morphed. The CID forensic laboratories in New Delhi and Hyderabad as well as the CID Police team in Bangalore all declared that the videos are authentic, unadulterated, and genuine. They all consistently certify that was you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda as well as Ranjitha in those videos. So, what is your source, Sri Nithyananda? Did you finally get the lab results from London? Can they be certified? Do you think that since your crowd of 24,000 and growing believes it, that will make it true? How do you think the CID Police Team will respond, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda? Do you, Sri Nithyananda, still have a police complaint against the CID Police Team courtesy of Ms. Anjula Jackson and your attorney? Is the CID Police Team now open to your suggestions? That would be a big break through, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. But, we don't think that has quite happened yet.

But, Sri Nithyananda. We have an open mind. Yes. Good news for you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. We're ready to believe you. Honest. 100 percent. We'll make a big headlines in our tiny little blog and proudly declare that the possibility is there that the video is morphed. But, there's one little thing that you will need to do to convince us first, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Do you see this video below? Why of course you do. It's from a band called The Vandals. We know that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, could relate to that... but wait to you hear the title. It's called "People Who Are Going To Hell". And the lyrics are just spot on for you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and all your inner-circle lieutenants. And in that video, there's some two-dimensional pictures of some criminals like O.J. Simpson, Charles Manson, John Wayne Gacy, and Ted Bundy. And, all you need to do, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, is morph those face pictures with the faces of your criminals like Bhaktananda, Sadhananda, Sachitananda, as well as your latest recruits Supriyananda and Ranjitha. Once you've done that, we will be convinced. Come on, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. This should be easy. It's just two-dimensional pictures. No hardcore 3-D stuff. And, with side-kick and partner in false allegations, Ranjitha's connections in the film industry, you should be able to morph this video in six hours. We look forward to watching it on your LifeBliss YouTube channel tonight.

People (Like Nithyananda & His Criminal Cult) That are Going to Hell

Some people are bad and they don't give a damn
what they do or who they hurt.
They go through their lives and don't apologize
for the sh** that they've disturbed.
But they don't bother me at all cuz I know quite well
When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people (like Nithyananda) that are going to hell

Some beat their wives or pull out a knife
and stab a person or two or three
with no repercussions and no one here can touch them
and they get away scott free
But that's not the case you see and I'm glad to tell
When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people (like Nithyananda) that are going to hell

They will spend eternity cursing all they've done
faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run
They will be in agony until the end of time
Cuz they were such arswoles while alive

So try & be nice & to do what's right cuz there will come a day
When you're faced w/ your maker & no one here can save you
No matter what they say.
And be glad that you were good cuz some don't do so well and
when their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people (like Nithyananda) that are going to hell

And, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, got one of your loyal followers, Supriyananda, a.k.a. Pushpa, to lodge some complaint against Dharmananda, a.k.a. Lenin or Hanuman 3.0. Sorry there, Sri Nithyananda, that story already is full of holes, just like your head. Ma Supriyananda claims that Dharmananda tried to rape her. And also had pictures of her, nude, on his cell phone. Does this mean Dharmananda got her naked. Took pictures of her, and then she ran away and escaped? And, this happened 1.5 years ago, but the trauma was just too intense? And, just yesterday, on December 30, 2010, Dharmananda came all the way up from Tamil Nadu to approach her on a busy intersection with two other ashramites/followers of Nithyananda and threatened her not to tell. But, she quickly got over her trauma and told the CID Police Team, instantly. All the time, the police proved that Dharmananda wasn't near Bangalore. Maybe Dharmananda has learned some magic siddhis (esoteric powers) from you or borrowed a magic carpet ride from Harry Potter. Just amazing what that lad can do.

OK, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Sarcasm aside, we really don't believe you on this one. Nope. We really don't believe your trumped up charges coming from your brainwashed priest in Seattle who got his twelve-year-old to testify either. Especially when that conniving little human weasel Ma Medhananda Mayi is involved. That lady will say anything to get her way, and we have lots of email from her to back up this claim. But, getting all of these people to testify and come up with alibis is going to be another challenge for you to manage. You see, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, once you have all of these people telling stories, they will have to align their stories to make sure that they all match. Right now, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, have so many stories with so many people that they are all going to collide at one point. You, Sri Nithyananda, really have to hold daily briefings with role playing to keep them all on the same consistent lie. Otherwise, a simple cross-examination is going to blow the whole strategy to shreds. And, once one story is torn apart, your other stories will fall like dominoes. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, those two alibis that were with your latest storyteller, Ma Supriyananda, are going to be high profile witnesses for the police to start interviewing now. And, that's the police's job. Interviewing criminals and getting them to talk. And, not everyone is 'enlightened' like you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. They don't know how to wiggle and smile out of lies. Once they get caught. Presto. Game over. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your whole criminal cult will come crashing down and it will be back into the lock up for you. But, this time, Ranjitha just might be there along with Bhaktananda. So, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, will have choices.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we can see the writing on the wall. Anyone who goes against you, presto. False charges slapped against them. So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are we next in line? Cool. Do we have a say in this matter? Well, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we know that you like to be the authoritarian and decide everything for everyone. We heard about that wedding in Los Angeles you decided to stop on the day of the wedding day, just to have the bride and groom elope and defy you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, and their brainwashed parents. So, we know you're not really open to suggestions, but please try. Our reputation is at stake. You see, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we really don't want to be accused of hanky-panky with one of your tired old bat married room service ladies with adult children. Especially one that looks like a human walking stick with an unhinged mouth. Can you imagine how much teasing we will get when we go to the gym if we are accused trying anything funny with one of those ladies? We would be better off accused of getting it on with a snake. (That's not an open invitation to pair us off with Ma Medhananda Mayi. We're repulsed by scales and lizard breath.) And, for goodness sakes, no minors. Even if they signed your tantric NDA sex contract and said that they had just turned eighteen. That is just sick. Sick. Sick. Any parent like that idiots up in Seattle that would allow their daughter to be used as sex fodder in a wrongful legal court should really have their daughter (or son) removed from them. They are not capable parents or functioning people in society. Very wrong. So, please, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, come up with a female (not a male), who is at least 18 years (preferably at least in her mid twenties or older) and doesn't look like a human sleeping bag. So, that counts Ranjitha out. Sorry. That old bag is packing the pounds. She would crush us, and besides, she's all yours, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. She's even learned to lie like you.... with a smile. How quaint. She must be enlightened, even though she said that she was scared and didn't want to face up with the Truth that it really wasn't her at all. On a side note, Sri Nithyananda, she says that she's still getting offers for movies. What type of movies? Is there a demand for non-blonde blondes in Bollywood? Hair raising.

Yes, we know that we're being picky, and we know that you're not picky at all. Anything and everything goes. God-forbid if they ever let you go inside a petting zoo. Yuck. So, Sri Nithyananda, when you wrongfully accuse us of doing the same hanky-panky that you've made a YouTube sensation, please pick out a nice lady (not a guy) that will make our mothers proud to be associated with. Ooops, that discounts everyone in your Mission. They might have been decent people at first, but as soon as they start sporting that mala (rosary) there goes the standards. We know that this might take a while, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, but we know that you can do it. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda are an enlightened avatar of everything convenient. We know that you can do this. Honest. Make it match in heaven. (That ought to keep Nithyananda busy for a while.)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda & Nithyananda's Cult Goes Viral at the Court. Attacks Media!

2010-12-16T06:33:00.000-08:00

Nithyananda's Followers Forget Their Vows of Ahimsa (Nonviolence). Nasty! Nasty! Nasty! Nithyananda and His Cult Show Their True Colors

Stymied Swami Nithyananda! High Court of Karnataka Tells Nithyananda to "Shut Up! & Tell It To the Judge". Charge Sheet (Indictment Sticks)

2010-12-15T04:59:00.001-08:00

Low-Life Nithyananda and Low-Down Criminals Must Face Trial in Lower Court. All attempts for Nithyananda to Dismiss the Charge Sheet (Indictment Charges) Through Petition are Exhausted. Game Over.

(Story to come later)

Jayanthi Celebrations for Self-Proclaimed Paramahamsa Nithyananda are Coming Early! Fireworks for Fraud!

2010-12-13T11:22:00.000-08:00

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and His Cult Give Us a Taste of His Jayanthi Celebrations to Ring in the New Year; The Blast Will Definitely Ring Alright.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? [blank and empty glare] Oh, yes, how selfish for us to ask you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. With this Inner Awakening program of all about 30 paying participants (and about 30 freeloaders to bloat the already puny stats) and getting ready for those big, grand Jayanthi (birthday) celebrations that are coming (or at least planned) for January 1, 2011, we're just slowing you down. Are you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, still the jet-set swami? The jet-set swami without his passport, perhaps. OK, keep on doing that hopping mediation and maybe, just maybe, someone will give you a pogo stick for your birthday, and then you'll be in classic form.

Well, Sri Nithyananda, we guess that you're not the only ones in a hurry. Yes, we've been a little lazy on this blog, but not lazy on making the right things happen. Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we would rather make the news than report it. But, don't worry, we'll give you the blow by blow with our verbal 2x4. So, relax! You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, won't miss a thing.

Here's a few headlines that we want to state:

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda's request to dismiss the First Incident Report (FIR) (charges) was today, Monday, December 13, 2010. The High Court of Karnataka adorned the case again until Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2010. (How do you keep a moron in deep, deep, deep, suspense? We'll tell you on Wednesday, Sri Nithyananda.)
Sex Swami Nithyananda, Sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, and Grumpy Bald Guy, Smarmy Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Mr. Gopal Sheelum Reddy are getting their formal invitation to the Policeman's Ball that will be this Thursday, December 16 at the Karnataka Courthouse. It is rumored that they will do a special hot-seat lap dance to reenact the crime scene in Las Vegas. OK, in all seriousness, the three criminals have been summoned by the Chief Judicial Magistrate to appear in court this Thursday, December 16. Should be a great photo op for their website.
And, not to be left out of the party, Ma Sachitananda (Ragini) and Sri Sadhananda, a.k.a. DHANASHEKARAN Dhanashekaran (Ayya) absconded (ran away) from the ashram. They were officially summoned to appear at the court on Thursday along with the other three criminals, but were no where to be found. Arrest warrants have been issued.
Nithyananda's filed a Special Petition with the India Supreme Court in Delhi to quash the charge sheet (indictment) against him. In response, one of our heroes from the CID Police Team, K.N. Yoggappa, said that police now has even more evidence against Nithyananda and his criminal cult. He anticipates at least two more Charge Sheets (indictments) to be filed against Nithyananda Swami very soon.

OK, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, that's just today's news. This last week has been an avalanche of bad news for you and your cult. Just when we thought we heard it all, there's stories about your alcohol consumption (did you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda did you have your magic mushrooms as hors d'oeuvres before or after your cocktail hour?)... and then there was your tight jeans and Eric Estrada look to go along with your ape drape hairdo (some call it a mullet). But, wait, no spandex? And then there was your lap dancing, your child beating (well, we know that one), an attempt to buy an island off of California. Say, isn't Alcatraz, the famous federal bureau penitentiary, also known as 'the Rock' just off the coast of California?

This was just a few hundred million dollars away from being '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda's next ashram.

Was that the place you were eying to purchase, Sri Nithyananda? Why, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, there was already a Birdman of Alcatraz.

You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, could super-size that reputation and be known as the 'Paramahamsa of Alcatraz'. Years, later, tourists will be willing to pay $20.00 each to see where a holy man like you lived in such blissful squalor. In fact, we would be willing to pay to see you there now. Along with Bhaktananda and Sachitananda and throw in that guy with the big, bloated, smelly feet and flowery mouth, Medhananda, and you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, would have the complete tour already to go.

Move over, Birdman, now there will be a Paramahamsa of Alcatraz moving in as soon as the big deal goes through.

OK, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, there's been a lot of stories flying around that just seem too wild to believe. We know that your professional rumor-spreading-mill has been working overtime to plant really dumb (and outright lies) like the Canadian dying during your latest tour in September 2010 (but, one Canadian really did die under very hush-hush and creepy circumstances in December 2008). Then there's that story about how someone was washed away in the Gangga River during the Himalaya Tour of 2005. We asked several people who were on that tour, and not one, claimed that anyone went missing. So, another red herring to discredit our blog and draw the attention of the death we really think was a murder, along with everything else. So, all these wild stories, which ones are true?

Well, Sri Nithyananda, maybe we can have a game like Spin the Bottle or Truth or Consequences. How should we have this game, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda? What luck! Sometime-swami Sri Sachitananda and Dr. Keneviel (that's a weasel crossed with Dr. Evil that likes to do lots of stunts and dares). Still lost, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda?... why that's Bhaktananda. The bald head should have given it away. Where were they, oh, look, those two out-on-bail swamis have volunteered to do do a Narco Test or swallow some Truth Serum as long as our hero, Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda, or as we like to say, Hanuman 3.0, plays along too. Fine. He's says he's on. Now, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you must make good on the promise of your loudmouth swamis and hold the event.

Truth. A concept never really tried before in the Cult of Nithyananda (C.O.N.)

Hey, we have an idea, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Since you and your loudmouths, at least two of them, will be at the courthouse this Thursday, why don't we have the contest right there? There will be plenty of judges, lawyers, and police to make sure that everything is fair, and that per body ratio, everyone gets the right dose of 'Truth Serum'. Yes, we noticed sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda packing the pounds, so we don't want him drinking Sri Dharmananda under the table. He might just see all that money of yours (or at least it was yours) passing hands. So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you have a vested interest to make sure this goes fair and square too. Are you on? Oh, come one, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, don't chicken out. Actually, Sri Dharamanda is at a disadvantage. The reason we say that, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, is that sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda and Evil Knievel (Bhaktananda) are career criminals. They made all their loot even before meeting up with you, Master of Criminals, by lying and shoving other honest folks to the floor. Just ask Bhaktananda about the story on how he would 'befriend' his clients at Oracle, and rob them blind. (Thanks, Mukku, for that one.) OK, we'll tell that story later. And sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda in a chemical company... didn't even need to fit people with concrete shoes, just douse with the right mix of stuff, and they would evaporate. OK, we don't know if he really did that or not, probably not, but we can see by his behavior that he would stop at nothing to mow over a rival to get what we wants. That, we're assured of. Our point, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda these guys have a whole career of lying. Even under doses of Truth Serum there's a good chance that the same stuff will come out. But, since there's two of them there, maybe different blends of the same stuff will come out, and then it will be fun to compare the two 'samples' and see what's different. But, with Sri Dharmananda there, truth serum or no truth serum, the same stuff comes out. Look, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, it really doesn't take rocket science to tell that you run a criminal operation. Just one look at your crocodile smile and babies instinctively know to cry. (Those of course are the ones that you didn't father, so, about sixty percent of the babies that come in your presence will cry.) These children know what a boogie man is before they even heard the word. So, now the secret is out why you send all the little ones away during your lectures. They will all start to cry and be afraid they'll be possessed, snatched, or even eaten. But, Sri Nithyananda, you wait about 16 years before you do any of those things, correct?

So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, since you're too big of a holy man to take a test like this, can we work together to make up some of the questions? (Hint, hint: loyal readers, help send in your questions to make sure we get our money out of that Truth Serum.) Here's a few questions we would like to ask:

Rounding up to the nearest 100, how many room service ladies got a similiar darshan like Ranjitha received?
How many room service ladies are under age 18? (Looking like she was almost 18 doesn't count.)
How many room service ladies have adult children?.. and how many of them were married?
How many room service ladies are over the age fifty?
How many room service ladies are really men / or boys? (Gnanananda doesn't count.)
Why did it take over one week to get a simple death certificate for the Canadian who died of an accident (as you said, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda), but officially died of a heart attack like it was stated on the death certificate?
How can a modern 'Paramahamsa' have $7.1 Million U.S.D. in his bank account, have all the property in his name, and still be an unattached 'Paramahamsa'?
In what ways, do you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda considered to be greater than any Paramahamsa from the past?
Why haven't you been able to heal the big, swollen, stinky feet of Swami Sri Medhananda, but still initiate healers if they plunk down enough cash and swear the right allegiance?
If you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, received so many Truths from your 53 days in jail, why do you seem so afraid of going back and getting more Truths? Why are you afraid to send your followers, Sri Nithyananda, from this golden opportunity?
What's the real reason for having all those 24K gold thrones?
How much persuasion did it take to get the Seattle priest, Mr. Subrahmanya Prasad Malladi, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Sevak, a.k.a. Charana, and his human parasite of a house-guest (pest) Ma Medhananda Mayi, a.k.a. Ms. Kavita Gaddam, to turn his daughter into a deceiving, conniving, and slippery sex criminal just like her live-in role model?
What line works the best on ladies: A. "I'm your Lord Krishna." B. "I waited my whole life to elevate your being." or C. "Hey, baby, want to get enlightened?"
What's the best technique of separating cash from your followers' hands?
If you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda are god, why is it so hard to stop some of those pesky blogs?
More to come from our readers... (send them in today!)

But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, now that your loudmouth swamis committed to this, you really need to go through with it, or no one will believe them again. This promise from sometimes Swami Sachitananda and Sri Evil Knievel (Bhaktananda) wasn't some ploy like sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda used during the first press meet in March 2010 when you were vacationing in the Himalayas? Remember, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, he said that the Nithyananda Foundation and Dhyanapeetam and all the other businesses you are listed under are all 'transparent' organizations! Squeaky clean. Nothing to hide. Pure as snow. Transparent as a ghost. Well, maybe not that one, but all the other ones Sachitananda claimed. Right there in front of the reporters. And, then sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda proudly and boldly and arrogantly (we'll he does that all the time) announced that on your website, (the one that was down for a few days and now has a bunch of broken links) that the death certificate and medical papers of the Canadian who died under mysterious conditions two year ago will be posted publicly and available for all to see and scrutinize. Remember that? Well, the word 'scrutinize' just needed to be shortened, just a bit. That death certificate never went up. But, the YouTube video of the press conference was taken down. A first, for the Life Bliss Foundation. So, much for that transparency. So, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you better make good on your goons' word this time. Or, we might begin to think that all your claims of being able to give instant enlightenment just might be some high apple pie in the sky, served with some cherry flavored Kool-Aid of course. We're still waiting...

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda: Tell Tale Signs Nithyananda & His Criminal Cult is About to be Undone. Fraud Exposed!

2010-12-06T10:20:00.000-08:00

News: Tuesday, December 7, 2010: Nithyananda Dissed. The High Court deferred Nithyananda's Special Leave Petition (S.L.P.) to quash the CID from filing the Charge Sheet against him. Verdict: Court adjourned until Tuesday, December 13, 2010. Sorry, there, Sri Nithyananda. Not this time. But, every dog has its day.

dhyanapeetam.org was de-listed from Google! As of Tuesday, Dec. 7, 2010, 5:00 p.m. P.S.T., dhyanapeetam.org is now listed as no. 1 in Google again. But, we're still no. 2 for 'nithyananda' right behind you, Nithyananda. So, the Truth will prevail.

Note: For the last 24 hours (Sunday December 5, 2010), Nithyananda's website has been down from his own making. As we were putting the finishing touches to this post, Nithyananda's homepage is now displaying, but none of the links work. We're sure that in the next 24 to 48 hours, even those broken links could be working too if Nithyananda wanted them to. But, it was fun to write this post. Why Nithyananda let his website go to hell in a hand basket for 24 hours remains another 'mystery of mysteries'.

Update!: Google does not like low quality pages that are full of broken links. So, dhyanapeetam.org just got de-listed. As of December 6, 2010, does not show under any of Google searches. Bye-bye, Nithyananda. Next is your Bidadi Palace. OK, on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, Dhyanapeetam.org is listed on Google again. But, we're right behind you with a rank of no. 2, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Feel comfy?

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda Wobbles in the Mess He Made. Nithyananda and His Cult are Doomed.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? "hmmm." Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that doesn't sound like the confident you, like you project in YouTube. Is anything troubling you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda? Any big disasters that you, Sri Nithyananda, can see? Like a big metorite? A tidal wave? A video leak featuring some saffron clothed sex fiend doing tantric bedside yoga while watching t.v.? Wow, that would be on par of the 2012 predictions you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, predicted.

Wow, look at the bright side. Things couldn't be going that bad. Yes, we know, your criminal elf, Pranananda, didn't get his anticipatory bail. Yes, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we all thought including him, that the CID police would drag him by his Dollar Tree (low quality discount store) issued saffron cloth and place him in a cell right next to sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni. But, look, even though criminal elf, Pranananda, knew that he would be arrested and applied for bail before he was arrested, criminal elf, Pranananda, wasn't arrested. Safe. Is this just one more miracle that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda made? And, what luck, after 18 days in the slammer, sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, was sprung. Free as a bird. Well, free as a jailbird. A jailbird without his passport and with travel restrictions, but he can continue to bully people on the phone and get all his high profile lawyers paid. But, that's alone is just one more miracle that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, can claim on YouTube. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, can be known as the get-out-of-jail and avoid-going-to-jail Swami. Why, you, '~~Parmaahamsa~~' Nithyananda, can set up an ashram right there on the waterfront, so you'll be close to your clientele.

By the way, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, how much money did it cost, before bribes, to get sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitanandam, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni? $100,000.00 U.S.D.??? $200,000.00 U.S.D.??? Sri Nithyananda, we don't need to know how much the bribe was. Even you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, are bright enough not to mention that. But, we just want to know how much the legal fees were. Yes, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we're sure that it was a pretty penny. Lucky thing sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda has been enlightened by you, Sri Nithyananda. Otherwise, giving up all of that money has got to really hurt. Just think, if sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda was attached to worldly objects like wealth and was truly a greedy, vicious, little wolverine that was a corporate leader of a pack of nasty flea-infested hyenas, he would be ready to cry or at least have another round of illnesses worthy of receiving medical care from one of your short-hemmed nursing ladies. But, we're certain that sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda sincerity to the Divine will just make this incident seem as if it was just like trimming his own toenails. No attachment, whatsoever.

But, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we're sorry to report that it does look like there was a little bit of a setback for you. Your efforts to manipulate the court system didn't seem to pay off. And, the high court agreed what the low court delivered to you and that was your charge sheet. Delivered with a smile. So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, being now known as the get-out-of-jail and avoid-going-to-jail Swami, will you be able to preform this 'miracle' on yourself just like you've been able to demonstrate all your other past miracles like staring into the sun, putting hot coals on your head while you sit in your blue kerosene soaked fire that so safely far away from you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that an electric blanket complete with a binky would give off more heat? Or how you demonstrated your secrets in solidifying mercury? Anything at all? Well, if you want to attract even more criminals, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you're going to have to show them that you not only can rape, swindle, cheat, defraud, and openly rob people, but that you can get out of going to jail. That would be the complete solution. A guaranteed solution for attracting more nasty people like Bhaktananda, Sachitananda, and Ayya. Those type of people will come to you, Sri Nithyananda, faster than flies on sherbet.

But, why weren't you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, not able to quash the charge sheet? Should be a simple task? You, Sri Nithyananda, have done much greater things. Is this part of your hurry-up-and-get-it-over strategy? So, that you, Sri Nithyananda, can climb back up on your 24K golden throne and initiate more milk maidens from your alleged Lord Krishna days in some bedside tantra and catch the 11:00 o'clock news at the same time? Good strategy. Let's get this thing over with.

Hey, look, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you have been giving the official copy of your own personal, autographed, limited edition series of the Charge Sheet. That should be a real collector's item. Will you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, put it on display in your museum? Why look again. In that charge sheet, Sri Nithyananda, you and your merry men, (along with one woman), are being called into court on Thursday, December 16, 2010 to celebrate putting an end to all of these false charges against you and your cult. Will you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda hold a group photo op and release yet another YouTube video? Will you, Sri Nithyananda, digest a bunch of your special mushrooms so that you can look 'enlightened' in front of the judge and the press? Will you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, groom your hair slicked back and wear a two-piece sari in some unique way? You, know, kind of like Wilma Flintstone?

Yabba-Dabba Do! Will the real Nithyananda please come forward?

We've already seen you dress up like Fred Flintstone. In fact, we've seen you dress up like Wilma Flintstone too. So, if you have to choose between one of the two Flintstones, Wilma Flinstone seems more in tune with the real, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda.

But, although the false charges, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, might be put to the end, unfortunately, the real charges might stick. What would happen to you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda? Will you be hauled off to jail... for a second time? And, if that happens, will you, Sri Nithyananda, do with all those participants that paid $6,000.00 U.S.D. and incurred a lot more expenses, just to be with you for Inner Awakening? Will you turn your 24-hour 'Welcome Center' into a 24-hour 'Unwelcome Center'? And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, will you be offering the participants a refund? Even a partial refund? Sri Nithyananda, you can say that they all achieved 30 percent enlightenment, therefore, you are entitled to keep 70 percent of their fees, because doing the first 30 percent of their enlightenment is over 70 percent of the work. So, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you can make them think that they are getting a bargain. And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, who will be the lucky person to explain the master's decision? Will it be that poor unfortunate lady with the undone mouth? We know, Sri Nithyananda, that poor unfortunate lady with the undone mouth can be quite pretty... quite pretty brutal when she wants to slice and dice someone with her tongue. A real El Zorro. Wow, no telling what could happen.

That poor, unfortunate lady with the undone mouth has a tongue that can slice just like El Zorro

And, what about all those new recruits that you're trying to get to pay for another holy tour to Varanasi from January 3 - 13? Sri Nithyananda, are you marketing a group mediation in the Holy Ganga River? Or, will there be just private sessions on an individual and pay-by-use basis? Sri Nithyananda, you really need to lock in these cash-paying tourists now before the discover that you'll be tied up in court sessions or even in jail simultaneousness. Lucky thing, '~~Paramahamsa~~' you have that website that still lists you as number 1 for a Google search for 'Nithyananda', because this blog is currently number 2. Just like Tiger Woods. But, what's this here, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda? You've taken your own site down! It's been 24 hours that it's been a.w.o.l., and it's been proven that it was you who took it down. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, do you know what will happen if Google indexes and caches your site and realizes that you and your brilliant web team took your own site off line? Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you'll no longer be number one. Someone else will be. We don't know who, but it won't be you. You, Sri Nithyananda, might not even have your site listed at all. Google doesn't want to return dead links, so they might give you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and your website a big time out.

Why did you do this, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda? Is there a reason? Say, you're not trying to hide any of this silly pictures of you again are you, Sri Nithyananda? Oh, we know, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you took your site off line so you can make a huge announcement to the world. Can we guess what it will be? Let's see. Paramahamsa Nithyananda (notice how we didn't strike out the word '~~Paramahamsa~~') will do an amazing tapas (penance) to save the world! He will go into a state penitentiary for 75 years and not have sex. He even agreed to be videotaped the whole time to prove his Divinity. Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, that will clear any doubts in everyone's mind that you are not a genuine, holy, paramahamsa and avatar of the latest version of Lord Krishna impersonators worthy of having temples dedicated in your honor built across globe. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, can call this temple franchise Nithya Der Wienerschnitzelananda.

Nithyananda's new holy franchise. Home of the fast cooked, enlightened wieners.

So, Sri Nithyananda, could there be any other clues that a big, big, announcement is on its way? What's this? Why it is a first hand account of what it was like to be in a Living Master's presence in his ashram just before a huge scandal brought him down. We would like to thank the person who wrote the comment and for Dharmananda for letting us reprint the story from his blog:

Anonymous on said on December 5, 2010 on Stand Up for Dharma Blog

Dear Nithy,

I was a close ex-member of your mission, thoroughly brainwashed and not realizing that your organization was a cult. I am out of it now thanks to Dharmananda and the truth subsequently revealed. Let me summarise the events from 19th Feb 2010 when your SAMADHI (N.S.P )started.

Ayya and Bhaktananda suddenly returned from the U.S. on 20th Feb 2010. Ayya cut short his trip and Bhakta returned with in 4 days. And suddenly Ma Sachit (Ragini) then incharge for Hyderabad Ashram also came to Banglore in a rush. Many Ashramites and residents were wondering why? By then, you Nithy (Nithyananda) started the drama of Samadi. The residents and even the security guards were perplexed. The guards were also heard asking "What Samadi is this, Nithy (Nithyananda) is going out late night and also returning at odd hours?" The Ashramites and residents were fooled. Only the inner circle coterie and partners of Nithy (Nithyananda) knew the truth about the video, for they were constantly trying to contact Dharmananda who was in hiding out of fear. There seems to be sufficient proof of this by way of phone calls and audio recordings with Dharma.

After a week Sachit who was managing the show in the Ashram started spinning stories saying that Nithy (Nithyananda) is now out of Samadi and that he was resting in a resort as he needed a much deserved break having worked non-stop for 7 years. You Nithy (Nithyananda), during this time you were in a resort in Kerala very much in touch with Ranjita and making a deal with her in case of the expose. All this, you were doing while trying to desperately contact Dharmananda and settle with him. Everything is on record. And how can we forget that you instructed Palaniappan (Sevananda) to lodge a false complaint with Bidadi police station that he was receiving blackmail calls from Dharma on his mobile phone? This brainwashed fool did the same on 28th Feb. and back dated the complaint.

Nithy (Nithyananda) and his First Circle cult managers did not know that precisely at this time the whole police team of Ramnagaram and Bidadi were watching the C.D already couriered to them by an anonymous victim. Is this how an Enlightened master handles situations with awareness??? Sorry to say, Dharmananda handled the situation with better awareness.

Recall!!! Nithy (Nithyananda), you returned on the night of 1st March and assembled everybody at 10:30 P.M. at the Temple. You gave an emotional speech leaving everybody surprised. Apologizing to every one and promising not to physically hit any Brahmachary or Ashramites. Gave liberty to all Brahmacharies to spend their time as they like. Many were in tears at your pleadings. On the morning of 2nd March you were supposed to address a meeting at 9:30 A.M. You never did. Postponed the same to 12.30 P.M. You never did. Cancelled the same and never showed your face again. YOU RAN AWAY. Then the expose on the evening of 2nd March 2010.

So much for an Enlightened Master to leave his flock and run away like a common criminal. What kind of Leadership quality is this? Can you answer this Nithy (Nithyananda)? Do you agree that the fundamental principles of Spirituality is Truth and Ahimsa? Have you ever introspected if you ever lived by these principles??? Don’t you think that you owe an answer to all your devotees? Some of them have given up careers to join you. Most have devoted 75% of their time for your Mission...

To be continued for events after the expose...

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, this person sounds like he really was there, which in your case, you were not really there. Sri Nithyananda, we don't know what this person means by:

"To be continued for events after the expose..."

But, we feel that something is up. More than what we can see in the press. More than what we can find out from the police. Something big is brewing. And, it just might be you, Sri Nithyananda, that is stewing.

By the way... one more piece to tidy up matters. Your friend Steve, you know, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, the one with the 17-year-old daughter you tried to lure back into your liar, posted another video. He's sure been a big help. Anyway, Steve once did business in the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas. You know, the same place you dropped your sacred saffron cloth, put on some jeans, and partied in 'Sin City'. In this video, Steve compares your brand of so-called enlightenment and quasi-spirituality just like the fictional character, Aladdin and his magic carpet ride. But, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, Aladdin didn't need any magic mushrooms to get his show off in the air.

(Bottled Up Genie) Nithyananda and The Aladdin in Las Vegas

Sri Nithyananda, be sure to watch it at 8:00 minutes into it. Steve's video really sums it up and how your franchise is going. Then, he nailed it on the head:

"You've been told to drop your mind. I suggest it is time to pick it back up. And, start using it."

Sex Swami Nithyananda & Criminals Officially Charged. CID Police filed 430-page Charge Sheet

2010-11-29T03:58:00.000-08:00

Busted! No Salvation to Criminal '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and Criminal Gang that Helped Him Commit Rape and Other Nasty Crimes
The noose tightens around Sex Swami Nithyananda and his criminal bands. Today, the CID Police filed a 430-page charge sheet against Nithyananda Swami and four of his inner-circle criminals.

Charges against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, a.k.a. Thiru Rajasekaran, include: IPC Sections 376 (rape), 377 (unnatural sex), 417 (cheating) 506 (criminal intimidation) and 120 B (criminal conspiracy).

Charges against Swami Sri Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Sheelum Reddy include: IPC Section 212 (harbouring an offender) and 120 B (criminal conspiracy).

Charges against Sri Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran, a.k.a. Ayya include: accused of assisting Nithyananda in committing rape and unnatural sex.

Charges against Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni include accused of assisting Nithyananda in committing rape and unnatural sex.

Charges against Swami Ma Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Ragani Vallabhaneni include accused of assisting Nithyananda in committing rape and unnatural sex.

Other setbacks for 'Swami' Nithyananda include that his sleaze videos of having sex with the married film star lady, Ranjitha, have been declared for a third time as being authentic. First time was the CID Police Forensic Lab in Hyderabad. The second time was the CID Police Forensic Lab in New Delhi. The third time from the Karnataka CID Police. Three strikes, you're out! '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, that is really you there shackling up with Ranjitha!

Sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, is still in police custody and not feeling well. His karma for doing Nithyananda's dirty deeds is just beginning.

The CID Police team has tons of evidence and testimonials. More are needed. We'll give a way to send information confidentially shortly.

Latest headline news about '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda being officially charged here:

U Nongsaiñ Hima: CID Files Charge Sheet Against Nithyananda, Four Associates
Rediff News: Nithyananda, Aides Charged with Rape, Unnatural Sex
Times of India: CID Files Chargesheet Against Nithyananda, Four Associates
DNA Daily News & Analysis: CID Files Charge Sheet Against Nithyananda, Four Associates
The Hindu: CID Files Charge Sheet Against Nithyananda, Four Associates
IBN Live: CID Files Chargesheet Against Nithyananda, Aides
India Today: CID Files Chargesheet Against Nithyananda, 4 Associates
Deccan Herald: Nithyananda Charged with Rape
Deccan Chronicle: Nithyananda Chargesheeted
Asian Tribune: Rape Case against Swamy Nithyananda: Karnataka police files Charge Sheet

Below is the first YouTube video about Nithyananda and other criminals being officially charged. English is spoken in the middle of the video. We'll post a more polished video when one becomes available:

Nithyananda: CID Police Files Criminal Chargesheet Against Nithyananda & 4 Associates

English is spoken in the middle of the video. It sounds like the CID Police giving an explanation about the chargesheet (criminal charges) filed against '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Bhaktananda, Sachitananda, Sadhananda, and Ma Sachitananda.

(Proper Story to follow)

Nithyananda Gets an Early Admonishment by Swami Balendu (Swami Ji); Fraud Exposed in August 2009

2010-11-25T04:07:00.000-08:00

An Early YouTube Relic Exposes Nithyananda and His Golden Cult - Nithyananda, You're No Real Paramahamsa
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Ribbbbhaabhaabhaa". Oh, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, sound well-rested, but a little depressed. We guess that with sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda (Siva Vallabhaneni) in jail and with many of your other inner-circle criminals hiding, that there's no one to schedule (and clean up afterwards) your room service ladies. No one that you can fully trust, that is. But, for every reward, there must be a risk. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, did you once teach this risk management concept in one of your lectures? Oh, that's right, there's no risk following you, Sri Nithyananda, at all. A guaranteed solution. Hey, did you try telling that to sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda (Siva Vallabhaneni) as he's cooling his overheated heels in the prison hospital? He will be glad to know, that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are on top of your game again. And, is it true that Sri Nithya Pranananda and Sri Nithya Gnanananda, a.k.a. Mr. not-so Noble, the dentist that only drills at night, have gone into hiding? Anyone else? '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we're sure that they didn't really go into hiding. After all, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, taught them how to face their fears just like you did up in Solan, Himachal Pradesh, where you were vacationing. Sri Nithyananda, we just noticed that in Wikipedia, Solan is known as the "Mushroom City" because of all the mushroom farming that goes on there. Was that what you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda were doing as you past the days waiting for your arrest?

Anyway, since you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, now have a little more time on your hands, except of course minus the few minutes it now takes for you to make your bed and dust off your 24K gold thrones yourself, to contemplate on your rapid descend from worshiped to sinking warship that's sending out your last Save Our Scandalized-swami (S.O.S.) signal.

Scandalized '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda now has to deal with the reality that his ship might not make it to a safe harbor let alone not sail around the world. Inner-circle rats already are jumping ship.

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, do you remember way back in August 2009? Why there was no video of you, a genuine and certified Paramahamsa, revealing to the world on how to do bedside tantra with a married film star lady. There was no one asking the hard questions about that Canadian that died under mysterious circumstances in your ashram in December 2008. In August 2009, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, were planning your last tour to North America and had lots of big time donors. The only setback you had was that your Wikipedia self-marketing page got taken down, twice, back then. And, your only detractors were limited to Guruphiliac and some wild comments on YouTube. Annoying, but certainly not earth-shattering. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. For the record, there was an early whistle-blower that blew your bed sheet covers right off your 24K gold throne, but he went totally undetected. Under the radar for all this time. But, way back in August 2009, Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) released not just one but two videos that shined light about your shady practices of deceit and greed. Since you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, have time on your hands (but not on your side), let's watch them together, shall we?

Fake Gurus (i.e. Nithyananda) and Enlightenment Business Part 1

Although Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) doesn't mention you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda by name, who else could he be referring to when he states about the fake guru 'sitting on a silver (should be golden) throne, wearing a gold necklace, claiming to become enlightened at the age of 12? Who else could Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) be talking about when he says:

"When I heard this language... what type of egotistic language is he talking."

Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) pokes all kinds of holes in your not-so-holy claim that because you're enlightened, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda are justified to sit on a golden throne. Then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) rips you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, some more by decrying your whole holy business of 'selling' enlightenment appealing to the greed of your brainwashed followers who you promise soon will be qualified also to sit on 24K gold thrones once they become enlightened just like you. Now, we to date, have not seen any of your followers, even your inner-circle criminals, sit on any 24K golden thrones like you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. But, we're very aware of all the promiscuity that happens with your close, close followers. Are you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda making an analogy for the word 'throne'? After all, these criminals seem to behave just like their master. Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) can't figure out the connection between sitting on a (golden) throne and being enlightened. Quite frankly, we can't either. So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, this is a golden opportunity to explain to the world why you get to sit on a 24K golden throne and its connection to being an enlightened, true Paramahamsa. By the way, Sri Nithyananda, did Paramahamsa Ramakrishna ever sit on a 24K golden throne? Did Paramahamsa Ramakrishna have a collection of 24K golden thrones?... with big, heavy 24K gold malas? We don't recall ever hearing any of this, but since you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda studied at the Ramakrishna Maths instead of doing your spiritual wandering or even getting enlightened, we would trust your word on this matter. Please inform us.

Here's a few more quotes from Swami Balendu (Swami Ji):

"He (that's you, Sri Nithyananda) was talking, 'I'm sitting on a throne, because I'm enlightened."

Then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) goes into a nice comparison how a true Paramahamsa is not interested in any of these worldly things like 24K gold thrones and 24K gold necklaces, etc.:

"Paramahasma Ramakrishna (a true Paramahamsa) wasn't interested (in this material nonsense). He was constantly connected with his God. He was not trying to sell 'enlightenment' to anyone. He was detached (from this worldly life)."

"Just putting this title (of Paramahamsa) in front of your name and attracting followers, making disciples, calling themselves Paramahamsa... this is full of EGO! There is no love (in such actions).... EGO and love doesn't go together."

Then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) questions the motives of your followers, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. He says that maybe they are seeking enlightenment or maybe you are making them greedy for a throne.

Then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) declares another Truth about your followers, Sri Nithyananda. He says that they lack self-respect... acting like a sheep by being a follower (to you, Sri Nithyananda.) He goes on to say that they don't want to take any responsibility. It's just a lot easier to follow somebody, even someone like you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Why, what's this here, Sri Nithyananda?:

Picture: Nithyananda Dheera looks for more of his kind.

Why it's Nithyananda Dheera. Sure looks like a brainwashed sheep. Should, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda rename him to be called Nithyananda Sheepa? And, what's happening here?:

Following fake swamis like Nithyananda is easy, but the view might not be so good.

Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Sri Nithyananda Dheera sure did a good job of finding a bunch of like-minded sheep followers, who will follow closely behind the next follower. We wonder if they can see anything that's around them other than the follower that's in front of them.

And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we've called you on being a wolf in sheep's skin before, but we think that you must be something much 'greater' than that. Why look:

Why settle for just a couple of victims, when 'Swami' Nithyananda can aim for several million just by donning some holy clothes.
Source: www.reverendfun.com

Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, being a wolf in holy clothes works much better in leading a whole flock of sheep astray rather than just getting one or two for one of your midnight room-service snacks when you pretend to be one of them. And, Sri Nithyananda, you of all people, pretend to be 'one of them'? Impossible. You just don't have that common touch. But, you pretending to be a holy man to lead them astray? Now there's a match.

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, what's going to happen to all of these sheep that you are able to lead down your path of 'enlightenment'?

Blind followers must demonstrate a leap of faith for their anointed master, Nithyananda.

Oh, yes, Sri Nithyananda, sheep are like lemmings, but tastier. And, fetch more on the open market. We all know what happens to sheep, but we really don't wan to show those pictures on this blog. But, what you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, do to these followers is far worse than any slaughter house does to a sheep. You, Sri Nithyananda, and your cult really define the word gruesome.

Don't worry, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we're not finished with you. There's another video you need to watch right now. But, don't worry, it's about your favorite subject. You.:

Fake Gurus (i.e. Nithyananda) and Enlightenment Business Part 2

In this second video, Sri Nithyananda, Swami Balendu (Swami Ji), tells Truths, which we full heartedly agree with. He questions why someone really needs a so-called 'Master'? The Divine is inside everyone, all someone needs to connect from within. One way to do this is through love. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, 24K golden thrones are very not necessary. Obsolete. And, these 24K gold thrones (like the ones, you have, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda) were never helpful, a requirement, or a condition, for having that connection with the Divine. Why these 24K gold thrones were never even a symptom of having that connection. But, on a side note, Sri Nithyananda, didn't arrogant kings, who had fierce armies and a legion of tax collectors, have 24K golden thrones? Weren't these 24K gold thrones part of the trappings of these kings' power-trip?

And, then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) questions why any seeker would need an agent or a middle man. Not necessary. A so-called master is not needed either. So, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, are out of a job. So, will you be applying for unemployment benefits, welfare aid, food stamps? Looks like Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) just closed up your shop, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You're now out of business, or at least out of the holy business. So, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, now that you're not longer able to sell 'god' and get a commission, what type of shop will you open now? Since you, Sri Nithyananda, are used to giving a pose with your hand out like you're blessing someone, maybe you can become a traffic cop. All you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda will need is a cap, a whistle, and a uniform. Done. Now, at lest then, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyanada, will be serving some use to society.

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda's new career as the Traffic Swami'. Motorists now can be 'blessed' as they go by or suffer the consequences.

Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) reveals another Truth when he says not to worship people, but to worship love instead. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, this isn't the same type of love that you have for 24K gold or even for your bedside tantric room service that you trick/trap innocent ladies into delivering. No, this is the type of unconditional love that a real Paramahamsa would have, like Paramahamsa Ramakrishna. Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) says no more photos. No more padaka (sandal) worship. So, Sri Nithyananda, there goes your Bliss Galleria sales. What will you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda do with all those empty picture frames? Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) says, "be guided by love and inspired by love. Nothing more is needed. We are all the same."

Sri Nithyananda, understand, Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) lived in a cave in isolation for three years and 108 days, that's 1204 days (an extra day for Leap Year occurred), and he didn't simultaneousness stay at the Ramakrishna Math in Chennai and Belur. He was actually there. And, when Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) came out from his tapas (penance), he ended this nonsense of 'being worshiped' and just wanted to embrace and hug people. That's quite a contrast not to your sugary words, Sri Nithyananda, but to your unsavory practice.

Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, those are pretty strong words against you and your fraud. And, mind you, that was all before your sex scandal. We're sure that there are many more true gurus and true holy people out there that will also be against you. And, we'll be glad to give them space on our blog when we do find them.

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, please understand, we do endorse Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) revealing Truths and exposing your fraud. We also encourage our readers to take a look at his videos and website, and to use their full intellect and unhurried time in examining Swami Balendu (Swami Ji)'s message and his life.

www.youtube.com/Jaisiya

www.jaisiyaram.com

The only modern gurus that we fully endorse are Paramahamsa Ramakrishna, Swami Vivekananda, and Sri Ramana Maharshi. But, don't worry, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we also endorse you; that is we endorse a full criminal investigation of you and your cult. Sorry, but that's the Truth. Good luck in wiggling out of this one.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Receives a New Blow: Criminal Sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni ARRESTED!!!

2010-11-16T08:05:00.000-08:00

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda's Chief Business Henchman and General Thug, Sometimes-Swami Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni is in Police Custody (and Sometimes the Hospital)!

Detained and Dangerous: Nithyananda's Inner-Circle Thug, sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni. This criminal of Nithyananda's Order claims that life in custody is making him sick. Where's Nithyananda's distant healing when he needs it now? Ironically, didn't Mr. Siva Vallabhaneni once market this service for some major donations to '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda?

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda Crime Watch Update: Nov. 22, 2010
As of 1:00 a.m. P.S.T., November 22, 2010, Nithyananda-Criminal in custody, sometimes-Swami Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, is still in CID Police custody. This henchman for Nithyananda's Evil Sex Empire was produced before the judge last Friday, November 19, 2010 for possible bail arrangements. The prudent judge recommended due to the violent nature of Nithyananda and his organization that this criminal in custody remain there until Friday, December 3, 2010. Nithyananda's lawyers are trying to appeal this sound judicial decision and release sometimes-Swami Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni on the grounds of ill health. Recent reports states that this spokesperson for '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda has been admitted to the hospital where he will certainly be pampered more than if he were in the lady's jail.

Meanwhile, Sex Swami Nithyananda, also ran into another legal setback when the Supreme Court of Karnataka directed the High Court of Karnataka to proceed with the hearing of the case against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Therefore, the rape charges and other crimes are now backed by a solid and brave witness/victim. This official testimony along with hours of sordid sex videos will be used to convict '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and place Nithyananda in prison for many years to come. Nithyananda's advocate and devotee KV Dhananjay claims that these charges against his client and living-god Nithyananda were filed on frivolous grounds. Nithyananda News link below:

NDTV: High court to Proceed with Sex Swami Nithyananda Case

Finally, in an act of desperation or maybe just frustration, Nithyananda's organization held another press conference, which of course, lacked the presence of '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda last Wednesday, November 17, 2010. Fellow criminal-out-on-bail, Swami Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Sheelum Reddy, steadfastly defended his suspected co-murderer from any wrongdoing and used the true-and-tried (and a bit tired) defense of 'worsening medical condition' and 'playing the victim' to release Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, from the CID Police custody and back to Nithyananda's ashram. Swami Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Sheelum Reddy continued to blame the CID Police Team for misconduct and abusing its power with, no doubt, the firm support of Ms. Anjula Jackson, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Viroopananda, who filed criminal complaints a month earlier against this very same CID Police Force. Swami Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Sheelum Reddy, went on to say that there is no evidence against his boss and living sex god, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, and that:

"The entire FIR against Nithyananda is heading for a quash in all likelihood by this month end as the CID sleuths have not found any evidence against him."

Apparently, Swami Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Sheelum Reddy, and other followers of Nithyananda were unaware that one brave victim of Nithyananda's sexual abuse has come forward and testified 'on record' against '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and his criminal acts. Perhaps they are all just in denial. Or, maybe in trance. Or maybe on drugs. Or maybe they are just not feeling well. Or maybe they are just 'experimenting'. Or maybe they are tired and lacking of sleep. Or maybe the walls of Nithyananda's ivory towers are thicker than their heads; unbelievable. Apparently, reality has not sunk in or even entered their minds. The fact remains that their Sex Swami, Nithyananda, will be facing a lengthy prison sentence in the near future. Odds are Nithyananda will be convicted.

Loyal readers, you may read this interesting piece of Nithyananda-propaganda here:

Nithyananda's Voice of Truth (or maybe denial): Arrest of Sri Nithya Sachitananda Swami – Report & Press Conference

Nithyananda Fraud Breaking News!!!

Around 5:30 a.m. P.S.T., Tuesday, November 16, 2010, cult member of Nithyananda's Order, Sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni arrested and in CID police custody in Bangalore, Karnataka.

Swami Sachitananda is the International Secretary to Nithyananda's Cult Empire and was once an executive in the chemical industry.

Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Swami Nithya Sachitananda, criminal in custody. Nithyananda's International Crime Branch: Murder Cover Up, Murder Suspect, Racketeering, Money Laundry and Destroyer of Evidence

Criminal charges include destroying evidence, managing the Non-Disclosure Agreement (N.D.A.) Sex Contracts for Sex Swami Nithyananda, obstructing justice, money laundering, covering up the MURDER of Melvyn Diamond, and possibly murder of the Canadian citizen.

Sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, is just one of the eleven cult members accused in the Nithyananda Sex-Scandal, Fraud-Scandal, Murder-Scandal, Murder-Cover-Up Scandal case. So who are the other ten accused? Keep on watching this blog.

Latest Headline News:

Deccan Herald Story: Nithyananda Aide Arrested
Chennai Online: Nithyananda's Associate Arrested
MSN India: Nithyananda's Associate Arrested
India Report / U Nongsaiñ Hima: Nityananda's Associate Arrested
ExpressBuzz: CID Arrests Nithyananda's Disciple
Deccan Chronicle: Nithyananda's Disciple Remanded in 4 Days Police Custody
ZeeNews: Nithyananda's Disciple in 4 Days Police Remand
Deccan Herald Story: Nithyananda's Disciple Remanded in Four Days Police Custody
DaijiWorld.com Bangalore: Nithyananda's Disciple Remanded to Four Days' Police Custody
NDTV: High court to Proceed with Sex Swami Nithyananda Case

Blog post about Nithyananda and his criminal thugs to follow.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Swami, Can You Say Sorry? For Your Fraud? For Your Cult?

2010-11-13T22:45:00.000-08:00

Sex Swami, Nithyananda, Encouraged to Say "Sorry" to Help Heal & Save His Cult. But, He Won't.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, doing? grrraabahhhh. Oh, that doesn't sound so well. Not like a true Paramahamsa that you claim to be. Are you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda not feeling well? We heard that you, Sri Nithyananda, have been under the weather lately. Well, we all know that you're under the covers... doing that bedside tantra of yours. By the way, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, who's the lucky devotee that gets to wash all those bedsheets? Does this person get extra punya (merit) points? Combat pay? An extra morsel to eat at dinner time? Sorry, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, eating the crumbs off your sheets doesn't count. Not even the roaches want those. Yeck. We honestly can't imagine the pile of dirty laundry that you, Sri Nithyananda and your cult have collected. And we really don't want to see what's in your closet either. Honest. We remember when the CID Police team dragged out your dress-in-drag outfits from your closet, about 120 of them during a raid last April. That's enough memories for us to last a lifetime.

So, what's this being sick, when you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are an 'elightened' holy healer who takes Airborne®, Viagra®, magic mushrooms (also known as shrooms with fellow stoners such as yourself, Sri Nithyananda), and a bunch of Ayurvedic herbs (for medical use only). Oh, we know, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you will say that you are just absorbing the negativity of this planet and dissolving it just like Lord Shiva drank up the poison during the churning of the ocean milk. Like right. Did your special married film star lady, Ranjitha, you know, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, the one that you did all healing on your bed with? Did her negativity leave her? Why you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, said that those videos ruined her life. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, without your absorbing all that negativity, we be that a big anvil was going to drop out of the sky and fall on her. Lucky thing there was a genuine Paramahamsa Healing Master to save her. That could have been messy.

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, actually we think that you might be suffering just a fraction of the (had) karma that you've accumulated. That might explain why you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, have been so sick lately and needing medical care. Or, maybe Sri Nithyananda, that's just your ploy to get to see young ladies in nurses outfits. Call it would you will, Sri Nithyananda, but we understand that all these bad things were going to happen to you this year if you didn't say sorry last year. Ooops. Perhaps you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, need to pay more attention to those fortune cookies. They might be trying to tell you something.

Anyway, there's another Swami out there, 'S~~wami~~' Nithyananda, and he's been trying to get you to say 'Sorry' for a long time. Do you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, remember Maharishi OM? Why of course you do, Sri Nithyananda. You had a chance to shake hands and exchange greetings in Charolette, North Carolina. Why Maharishi Om had a chance to sit next to Swami Bhaktananda the whole night and get to know all the wonderful things he does like that fabulous imitation of Kal Bhairava. Has Swami Bhaktananda ever thought about going on the Late Night Show and doing that imitation? We be there would be quite a response. Just like the response that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, received from Steve. It certainly would be a coup if Swami Bhaktananda could get on the Late Show. A coup for us, not you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Just in case you've forgotten, here' that video again where Maharishi Om asks you, Sri Nithyananda, and very nicely might we add, for you to say 'sorry'.

Nithyananda, Say Sorry! by Maharishi Om

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we just love this part when Maharishi OM says:

Remember the statement from Kabirdas:

Guru kijiye jaan ke, paani pijiye chhan ke.
That means:

Understand your guru before you accept him, and always filter the water before you drink it.

Sri Nithyananda, we don't know if sludge as thick as the mud you serve can be filtered out. But, if we place an anti-Osho filter and run it through an electric-powered-cult-remover magnet, there just might be a drop or two of drinkable water in the stuff you ladle up. Maybe this is Maharishi Om's way of just say, "No" to you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your cult trap. But, most likely, this is his way of getting others to think before they become emotionally pulled into thinking that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda are divine and can offer quick, albeit pricey enlightenment.

Sri Nithyananda, if you would like to monitor what other legitimate gurus are saying about you, so that you can have your counterattacks already, you may see even more videos about yourself (your favorite subject, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda) from Maharishi Om's YouTube Page:

Maharishi Om's YouTube Channel that Exposes the Cult and Fraud of Nithyananda

But, don't worry if you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, don't have the time. Later, we'll feature each one of these videos in this blog so that you can relish and contemplate on each one separately.

To be honest, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we don't really think you will say sorry. That's just not your style and something that a genuine self-proclaimed Paramahamsa is capable of doing. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you remind us of a naughty, but very determined four-year-old boy. You know, Sri Nithyananda, the one that is told not to do something over and over again. And, now matter what anyone does and how much warning and logic is applied to convince this naughty little boy not to do something, he just go out and do it. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, must have been a real joy to raise. No wonder your father died so young and that your own mother didn't have the energy to correct you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, when you lied about your birthday.

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda's Attitude is like that of a very naughty, but determined boy. Nithyananda just has to have his way.

But, if you, Sri Nithyananda, ever get the notion to and wonder what you should say sorry for, we tapped on this video too:

Nithyananda - Eternal Curse From Former Devotees by NithyanandaFraud

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we could make a nice long list for you, but it's getting late, and making this list would take a couple of days just to type it. So, this video will just have to do. Perhaps our loyal readers would like to write their own lists and have them posted on this blog. We welcome the feedback.

And, loyal readers, if you, not you, Sri Nithyananda, our readers, where were we, yes, if you, loyal readers, would like to write about your comments and share them so that others do not fall into Nithyananda's cult trap, please pass them on to our sister blog on this page here:

Sharings from Ex-Members (of Nithyananda's Cult)
(use the email address provided on that page)

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we look forward to hearing you say, 'Sorry', one of these days, but we're not going to wait around. Hell could freeze over first; that's at least the odds at the betting pool. But, we can't wait to hear what will happen to you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, this year (the New Year after Diwali) if you don't say 'Sorry'. This could be really interesting. But, don't worry. Maybe, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, can write a book about it like "How I Survived a Scandal... and Still Did Not Say Sorry".

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

More of Nithyananda's Telemarketing Scam - Recruiting Minors & Home Surveillance Techniques Backfires Badly; Fraud Exposed

2010-11-04T04:27:00.000-07:00

This post is Part II of '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda's Telemarketing Fraud. You may view Part I of this series here:

Nithyananda's Telemarketing Fraud & Cult Recruit Campaign

Backlash to Nithyananda's Unsolicited and Over-solicited Telemarketing Gets Him & His Cult New YouTube Videos (From Do-Not-Call List to Megan's List)
Hi there Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? "Griiiiiiiba, Ahhhhaaa". OK, we learned that one. It means 'just fine, not really'. Oh, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you're such a defender of the Truth. By the way, how's your 'reach out and touch someone' campaign going? Don't tell us, you don't really need to do that. You will say, "Better than expected." And, we will say, "Yes, we agree." Boy, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't know how many people were upset by your unsolicited phone calls, but we got a small army of people contacting us who never were motivated to get in touch with us before. And, not only that, these people are willing to do something more than you can do and go beyond just lip service. We can't tell you everything that is in store for you. It's a surprise. But, by now, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, 'Guardian of YouTube' and being the most watched sex guru (if those videos with Ranjitha are included in the tally) probably watch a few YouTube videos yourself. No, no, no, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we're really not interested to know which YouTube videos you watch. Honest. But, we have a pretty good idea that they involve some dancing and young ladies, kind of like your fantasy (and your self-marketing) about Lord Krishna with the Gopis (milk maidens) but without Lord Krishna or anything else related to the Divine.

Anyway, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, might have already seen this video, but let's watch it together, shall we?

Nithyananda 54 Year Old "Devotee" Calls My Daughter (minor) From India

That guy, Steve, seems pretty upset. What did you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda do to him to get him so motivated to expose you, your fraud, and your cult? Oh, it looks like you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, gave some of your brainwashed followers something to do while you were depriving them of sleep and tricking them to thing that they have now become 'enlightened' during your brainwashing boot camp at your Bidadi Ashram. It seems that there was this one cult-follower, John Huffman, who is married to Susan, and he called Steve's 17-year-old daughter. John Huffman never obtained her phone number directly from Steve or his 17-year-old daughter. But John Huffman did have Steve's phone number. So out of the blue, John Huffman called Steve's 17-year-old daughter to 'catch up' on her. Yeck, Sri Nithyananda, that sound creepy. Is this the 50-plus-year-old-yahoo John Huffman and his sidekick Susan?

Susan and John Huffman, a.k.a. Mr. & Mrs. Nithya Lurchananda, showing the 'Bliss' of being under Nithyananda's influence.

Why, that's very generous of Steve to describe John Huffman as being just a 50-plus-year-old man. We think that it must have been a number divisible by 50. And, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we don't mean to change the subject, but are those two people, John and Susan Huffman, are they still alive? Well, reason we ask, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, is if you can't tell by looking at that picture (click to enlarge and see the details), it seems like Susan is this vacant corpse that is possessed by some bazaar and 'blissful' entity, and John looks like he died sometime back in the 90's. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we know you really don't do those dark tantric practices in the graveyard. Those are all just rumors, right? Sri Nithyananda, we're talking to you. Hello! Oh, dear. Samadhi (trance) again. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are these some of those famous NithyaZombies® that we heard so much about? Spooky.

Sri Nithyananda, we know that you're still listening. Apparently, Steve's 17-year-old-daughter NEVER gave her phone number to John. But, by coincidence, John had Steve's cell number, but never bothered to call Steve; he called his 17-year-old-daughter instead. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are you famailiar with Megan's List? (Hi all non-U.S. readers, Megan's Law requires that all sexual predators, especially sexual predators against children, be placed in a public database, known as Megan's List.) So, Sri Nithyananda, if John Huffman and Sri Ananda Sarvasri, who was also busted red-handed soliciting under-aged daughters of former devotees that left you and your sex cult (read this post) were on Megan's List, would you know? Do you, Sex Swami Nithyananda and your so-called "Life Bliss Foundation" search known criminal databases to make sure these 'devotees' are not sex predators? And, that these followers that you, Sri Nithyananda, gave the phone numbers and probably other private information of under-aged minors had no history of being a sexual predator? Yes, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we know that you would say 'No'. So, we did it for you. You will be happy to know that as of November 15, 2010, both busted telemarketers, John Huffman and Sri Ananda Sarvasri, were not on any known sex-predator databases including Megan's List. But, keep in mind, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that doesn't mean that they shouldn't be on one of these lists, and all it will take is one criminal complaint and a street-smart District Attorney and these two clowns plus several of your other phone-sex predators will proudly be displaying their name and picture on one of these criminal sex predator databases. But look on the bright side, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you can make this one of your new initiations. Proof that these cult members really are enlightened from your 'Order'. And, if they are on Megan's List, there's zero chance that they will be able to get a job, any where. So, all they can do, Sri Nithyananda, is slave all day and all night to promote you and your cult. And, since they are already on this list, they should have no fear of being on that list because they already are on that list. Therefore, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, they can make calls day and night to any under-aged minor of your desire and be upfront with your form of tantric bedside enlightenment. It will be a win-win situation, for you, Sex Swami Nithyananda and all your brainwashed losers.

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, this sure looks like abuse by your benign-sounding Life Bliss and Vedic Temple organizations; a total front for your sex cult. No respect for anyone's privacy, let alone under-aged children. Bait to give the phone number for quote, "temple purposes ONLY and not to be used for any other purposes, and wouldn't be give to anyone else" and then switch! It's now in the hands with someone we wouldn't trust to handle the remains of our deceased grandmother let alone our still innocent 17-year-old daughter. And, we know that the remains of our deceased grandmother would be open to all kinds of abuse by you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your graveyard practicing followers. There's no telling what might happen in one of your red-chili fire rituals. Scary.

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, it looks like Steve once had something to do with your so-called Vedic Temple and Life Bliss Organization, but then he saw what was going on, used his intellect, and left. But, since Steve was almost a potential victim with an extra bonus, a 17-year-old daughter, it was certainly worth the effort to try to lure him back. Or, maybe at least, it was worth to monitor his behavior so god-forbid, he would not become a contributor to that blog that you, Sri Nithyananda, monitor so carefully. Yes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Steve is convinced that not only is John Huffman expanding his network possibilities to include catching up on the latest pop-scene from an honest-to-goodness real teenage girl, but you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, can get a sense if Steve needs some threatening phone calls from Bhaktananda and his fake Kal Bhairava alias. Yes, Steve quotes your motives right here:

"(another reason for the phone call was) to fish around to see what is going around in our lives."

"The only way I can read this is that's the nefarious, NONSENSE, that's going on with this (Life Bliss and Vedic Temple) organization."

Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananada, with all that 'fishing around' no wonder you and your organizations smell so fishy. Have you, Sri Nithyananda, ever thought about ways to cover up that order? Oh, yes, you did. But, don't worry, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we'll reveal all of that in some upcoming posts.

Then, Sri Nithyananda, Steve gives all the parents who might have vulnerable children to stay away from you and your cult:

"Parents, I'm warning you, don't let your kids go anywhere near the Montclair Vedic Temple or Nithyananda's organization(s) in any way."

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, it seems that Anjula Jackson, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Viroopananda, the lady who has made the official police complaint against Dharmananda; you, Sri Nithyananda remember, Dharmananda is our hero who uncovered your bedsheets and related activities, might have taken this advice early on. It seems that Anjula Jackson had her two teenage daughters soaking up all the bliss that your ashram in Bidadi, India could offer, but Anjula Jackson suddenly yanked her daughters back to the United States back in 2006. Now, why would anyone who is so fearlessly in love with her master such as Anjula Jackson, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Viroopananda, want to see her own children taken out of such a high 'radiating' energy field as your Bidadi Ashram? Apparently, Anjula Jackson is not afraid of anyone. Why didn't Anjula Jackson, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Viroopananda, annoy the CID Police Team by filing criminal complaints against them? So, with someone so loyal (we will say brainwashed) to you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, how come she pulled the plug on her children? Did Anjula Jackson want all of your 'bliss' to herself? Another mystery of mysteries.

Agitator, Anjula Jackson, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Viroopananda, who abruptly yanked her own two teenage daughters out of Nithyananda's energy field in Bidadi, India in 2006 for no apparent reason.

Sri Nithyananda, we have to really admire Steve's resolute stand on this issue of child abuse and privacy invasion. It is nice to see a father and daughter stand strong for each other. They seem to realize the strength of family and all of the threats that can destroy their bounds even those threats that are cloaked in holy 'goodness'. We are sure that his daughter appreciates her father, Steve's work now. We are even more sure that as time goes one, she'll realize just how diabolical you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda are and how much strength her father, Steve, had not only to save themselves, but to save thousands of others from falling into this cult trap of yours. We can never underestimate or fully appreciate Steve's efforts, and we are extremely grateful for his contributions.

As you know, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, there's a lot of us out there who lost our daughter(s), sister(s), wife, niece(s), mother, etc. to support unquestionably you and your organizations just to the same degree that John and Susan are doing now. These brainwashed souls have all lost touch with reality and contact with their relations (family) including their marriages because of you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. If only family members of these victims took a strong stance, hard and early, as Steve did, they might not have lost their loved ones and see them turned into NithyaZombies® Say, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, on a side note, is it true that the best way to stop a Zombie attack is with a double-barreled shotgun? Well, if that's true, now there might be two reasons to go out and purchase one.

Nithyananda's "Night of Living Enlightenment". Guaranteed Solution for NithyaZombies® and other 'Blissful' Souls

Then Steve ends his video with a very strong message directed just to you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. He said:

"If you (Nithyananda and cult members) are trying to send me a message, here's my message. I walked away in peace. You (Nithyananda and cult members) say that you are for peace, loving, and good for all humanity, is that the message you're sending by doing this?"

"And, my message to you (Nithyananda and your cult), STOP IT!"

But, that's not all Sri Nithyananda. Steve had a good idea how you and your cult operates, so he knew that one video was not enough.

Nithyananda Your Not Listening to Me! - Revised

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, it seems that Steve talked to you on August 21 at the E-Kapatura Program, which we assume was held in the Vedic Temple in Montclair. During that conversation over the computer, it seems that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, invited Steve to come to the Living Enlightenment Program on August 24 through Oct. 10, 2010. And, Steve took you up on the offer and arrived on the 28th of August, 2010, exactly one week after your conversation. He must have moved at double speed to make that happen in such a quick time.

But, when Steve arrived, your prison buddy, Swami Bhaktananda confronted him. Oh, dear, Sri Nithyananda, this doesn't sound good. Steve said that Bhaktananda was very suspicious of him and asked "Who are you!?!" Your cell mate and fellow fugitive, Bhaktanada also bullied Steve by threatening that "I'm going to give you three days. And, that I'm watching you!"

Well, not surprisingly, Sri Nithyananda, this sort of freaked Steve out with Bhaktananda's weird sort of spirit. It was very much unlike the nice approach that he received from your brainwashed followers in the Montclair Vedic Temple. Bhaktananda's approach made Steve feel spooky. It seems, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that Bhaktananda just couldn't keep his mouth shut and he continued to intimidate Steve by saying, "Be Careful! Be Careful!"

As we're sure you realize that Steve missed the session where you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda released your so-called 'levitation' to the world. Steve said quote:

"I didn't fly 9,000 miles to bounce around like that, like a bunny rabbit with a blindfold on. I thought that was ridiculous becuase I could do that in L.A. I could do that in San Ysidro right next to the Scientology Center."

"I came to India to feed the poor, and see the sick being healed. And, see some good being done to humanity. Not to bounce around like a bunny rabbit with people around telling me that you (Nithyananda) are god or something."

So, after being threatened and not liking what he saw, Steve simply decided to leave you, your nonsense program, and your ashram after that. But, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Steve wanted to leave with a respectful uderstanding and a request not to be contacted. But, still you and your cult just had to contact his daughter. We would like to remind you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, that you contacted his minor daughter asking questions about him and if he's still going to the temple or not.

Naturally, Sri Nithyananda, Steve was a bit upset. You seen his videos. So, Steve went and had a talk with Ms. Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda, your new Adiministrator at the Vedic Temple in Montclair just to make sure that he got his point across to you and your cult. She said that it was a misunderstanding, and that it was part of the Vedic Temple's standard practices (business as usual, invasive). But wait, Sri Nithyananda, Ms. Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda admitted that the cult has looked around at Steve's blogs and noticed that he changed them. She further confessed that she didn't think that Steve wanted to be contacted again by the cult. Yet, you, Sri Nithyananda and your cult, took it upon yourselves to contact his daughter. Steve said:

"That was not OK, very strongly."

Then Steve gave specific instructions:

"I told her (Ms. Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda) specifically not to contact me and definitely not to contact my minor daughter."

"This organization was not in them to hear the word 'NO'".

"Leave me alone! Leave my daughter alone! Do you know what this means? It means NO! It means that you don't reach out in any way. It means you don't send little emails."

But, what happened next? Steve received one of your promotional (brainwashing) emails from your 'current' subscriber list. Then his daughter received the same email from you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, and your cult's spam-masters. Apparently, Steve's daughter was also still a 'current' subscriber. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, is this word 'current' the same as 'current' number of devotees you claim to have on your website and your Wikipedia page? 1,000 centers in 33 countries (Wikipedia) and 197 countries (your website)? Really? Do these 'current' places and countries still have people worshiping you? It says right here on your website that you have 4.4 million devotees. Is that your idea of 'current'? That's a lot of people who are still under your influence, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, Steve certainly seems to be upset with you and your cult. Didn't Ms. Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda, communicate what everyone already knew? Did Ms. Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda, relay Steve's very clear message to be left alone? Or, do you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, just have no respect for her opinion and think that if you, being an enlightened holy man full of supernatural siddhis (supernatural powers), harass anyone long enough, this victim will soon succumb and bend down to kiss your sweet well-washed feet? Or did Bhaktananda or Sachitananda take it upon themselves to make sure that Steve got more exposure to all the wonderful things you, Sri Nithyananda, and your cult are up to?

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you really can't take all the blame for Steve's for taking this stance. Apparently that video of you romping around with Ranjitha was not a fact in his decision to follow you or not to follow you. We're sure that he knew about your sex video, but decided to see you anyway. On the contrary, it was Bhaktananda that creeped him out, when he threatened Steve:

"I'm going to give you three days. And, that I'm watching you!"

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, is anyone watching Bhaktananda? Do you know what he's up to? What is he going to do next to help you and your cult achieve that next level?

As far as all that sex stuff and making Steve feel like being a defensive father, once again, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, it is not all your fault. All those YouTube rompings with Ranjitha, the married film-star lady, didn't help. But, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, were not alone. Monkey see, monkey do. All Steve needed to do is open his eyes and see some of your inner circle in action, and we bet the buttons on our shirts that Steve could smell the threats and bad influences on his daughter 2.9 miles away from your so-called Vedic Temple. Parents are suppose to do these things and be protective, and you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, should know these facts of parental instincts able to sniff out predators. In fact, Sri Nithyananda, we're going to take a short break and confront some of your inner-circle followers right now. Yes, we know, this blog as is the rest of the world, is all about you. But, just wait a few minutes, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we'll be right back:

Message to Bhaktananda, Niranjananda, and Sachitananda: Do you think that under the cover of kavi (renunciate) cloth, the opportunities that opened from traveling and separation, and under the false 'aura' of Swami's so-called 'energy' that your behavior was correct? Did you think that no one would ever know? Is this how you want to be remembered? Our advice is to straighten up now and go back to being the family man you promised to be. Time is almost up. You will not listen. That is OK. But, you will remember; that we're sure of.

Special message to Niranjananda: Is this the lifestyle and role model you want to give to your son? Don't you think he deserves better? Think real hard and realize the time to come back is almost over. Drop this foolishness before it consumes you. If you do not, you might only know your son from a distance, which will be sad for everyone. Now is the time to really show your strength and cut your losses, no matter how big they may be, and do the right thing. Your son's future is depending on you. Could you do the right thing, at least for him?

Sevakananda: You certainly had your opportunities to to be unfaithful to your wife, but our findings are not conclusive. Just as well. We want you to reunite back to your very sweet and loving wife, Gopika. You need to be sweet to her as we know you are capable of being. Your past treatment to her was at best indifferent, at worst it was harsh and abusive. We have seen your sweet side and know you're very capable of it. Now, as in today, is the time to shower this on her. Unconditionally. No matter what has happened and who has done what, you need to forgive her and yourself. You need to appreciate Gopika for all her strengths and for who she is. Just as importantly, you need to drop ALL of this nonsense with Nithyananda immediately, undo what you have done, and cooperate with the authorities and become an approver/witness. Time is running out. Yes, you made the right noise. And, you did some of the right actions. But, much more is needed to be done, and you have not come close to finishing. Realize, the party with Nithyananda is over. Your future should be with your wife, Gopika, not with the sinking ship that only offered false promises and a trail of misery. You really have minutes, not hours, to decide. Choose wisely.

Message to Usha, Ragini, and Jyoti: Confront your husbands and ask them if they have been unfaithful. Of course, they will say, "No." But, you will know from they way they act, from the tone in their voices, and from their eye contact (or lack of) whether they are telling the Truth. If their answers are not to your liking, then you need to make the efforts to change. This change is not going to happen within the walls of Nithyananda's ashram or anywhere in his fraudulent organization. Use your intelligence to guide you and your inner-strength to make it happen.

To all the 'other-women': Drop this foolishness and let these families get back together; for some, it is too late. Bad news for you. The nature of men is to brag, and you were not spared. Leave now or you might find your not-so-secret affairs well publicized and open for public scrutiny.

OK, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we're back to you now. We hope you didn't mind being in the backseat even for just a few minutes.

Sri Nithyananda, do you remember in Steve's last video when he said?:

"This organization was not in them to hear the word 'NO'".

Well, it seems when all of your followers are certified by you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, of being 'enlightened', all it takes is just a little effort and their newly divine aura combined with your special brand of energy well eventually melt any heart. So, someone, perhaps Bhaktananda, instructed Ma Ananda Kaviya to contact Steve and try to smooth things over. And, so Steve had to make another video since obviously two videos were not enough. Let's watch it together:

Nithyananda What More Can I To Say To You?

On October 5, 2010 (the day after receiving the bulk email and two days after talking directly to Ms. Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda, and three days after posting first video on YouTube, Steve received another email from a devotee in India named Ma Ananda Kaviya asking him how's he doing (with concern).

Ma Ananda Kaviya when asked if she did anything else (like parental duties) other than promote her master, Nithyananda, and try to entice more people to experience the 'bliss' trap.

Just a moment, Sri Nithyananda, isn't this the same Ma Ananda Kaviya at the Montclair Temple and lives in Unit no. 1 in what's left or used-to-be of your ashram in Durate, California? Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, to be honest, we're a little bit afraid of her. We know that when Bhaktananda makes all those empty threats about being a bogus Kal Bhairava, we can quickly discount those as nothing more than noise in a playground. You see, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, Kal Bhairava is a form of Lord Shiva. He is divine. You are not. Bhaktananda is not. So, how can Divine ever represent that which is not? Not a chance. But, Ma Ananda Kaviya is different. She's one of those single parents who took your concept of free-range childcare to heart. After all, you make her work and work and work, with no sleep. She doesn't have time to look after herself, so how do you expect her to look after her child? So, her child is left to roam wild within your temple and to do whatever her daughter pleases. After all, Ma Ananda Kaviya is doing 'Swami's work'. What could be more important than that? In fact, we know many families who who adopted this childrearing practice based on putting your work first. There's this one couple in the Bay Area whose wife is a big-time devotee of you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. After coming home from the hospital for extremely serious open heart surgery, her husband, with no energy or strength of his own, begged his wife to stop promoting you on the web and look after the two preschool children who were in dire need of some parental attention. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, do you think she did this? Of course not. Doing your 'divine' work was far more important than doing some worldly task like looking after her own young children during their time of need. So, as a result, who knows how many unruly, illiterate, and maladjusted children, you '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda have produced. Later in life, they might not have any other skill set or social skills to qualify to be anything other than a slave at your ashram. Not exactly the brightest of prospects.

We're surprised, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that your child abuse has gone undetected for such a long time. But, then again, from a distance, these neglected urchins look cute, cuddly, and friendly. Just like a band of wild monkeys.

Nithyananda's free-range child practices comes with a price that is not exactly 'free'.

At first, these wild monkeys look like a direct link with nature, and their curious and interactive dispositions, look simply adorable. But, if you ever had a close encounter, then you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, know what it is like to be confronted by a gang of unadulterated mischief that has no fear and does not comprehend the word 'NO' in any language. (Sri Nithyananda, does this sound familiar?) So, we cannot blame Ma Ananda Kaviya. In fact, we pity her. But, if she ever wanted to strike the fear of Kal Bhairava in us, all she would have to say is 'Would you mind looking after my child for me for five weeks as I go off to India to do Swami's work?"

Nithyananda's Little Ananda's strike a fear far worse than any threat from Bhaktananda with his cheap imitation of Kal Bhairava

So, back to the story, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Steve made it very clear that he does not want to be contacted. As you heard, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Steve said quote:

"Once again, I made it extraordinarily clear that I did not want to be contacted."

"Understand (Sri Nithyananda). It's not a thing, it is the spirit behind the thing. It's not these people. It's not the people that I meant out in Montclair (Vedic Temple); them as individuals. It's the spirit behind it. These peolpe acutally believe they are doing good. I feel for them."

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, understand, except for your murder suspects of Bhaktananda and Sachitananda, most of the people who you trapped in your cult are actually good people. You devised a clever and multi-layer cult trap, where anyone who was spiritually inexperienced or emotionally weak could easily fall into. Once they have fallen in, it is very hard to get out. It's like being converted into a zombie. The zombies were once nice people, but now that they are zombies, it's probably best to stay a safe distance. Anyway, we're going to banter them and hope they get out. Sri Nithyananda, we're sure that you mind when we banter them, but having been a NithyaZombie® ourselves, we feel obliged to help them get out.

Another way to see Steve's outlook of the 'spirit behind' these once nice people is one of our favorite quotes from the Gilbert and Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance. This is a play about a young boy who mistakenly was put in the apprenticeship of pirates instead of pilots. Wow, we can sure relate to that, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. Here's the quote:

"Individually, I love you all, with affection unspeakable. But collectively, I look upon you with a disgust that amounts to absolute detestation."

And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, in this video above, Steve explained about what he did after deciding that hopping around and being bullied by Bhaktananda didn't answer his spiritual calling in life. Yes, after just 2.5 days with you, he left in peace, but he went out and met people. Spiritual people. People who want to levitate society, not just their follower's ego and bank account through hocus pocus nonsense.

After leaving your ashram, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, Steve went into Bangalore (which is very close to Nithyananda's ashram in Bidadi), knowing no one, and Steve just trusted the people in Bangalore of different faiths. He learned how the people, especially Hindus, felt about you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. And, how much lack of respect you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, have because of your behavior.

Get over it. Steve had just moved on from you, Sri Nithyananda, and your organizations. He then focused on discovering social programs and people who were reaching out to humanity. He found people who were truly trying to help those that were vulnerable in society such as the person who was building a residency program for orphans in Bangalore. Steve met several other nonprofit organizations and others dedicated to improving the lives of others. One of these included the Mother Teresa Outreach. Steve saw her orphanage where they took care of disabled homeless children and taught them skills to succeed in life. To Steve, helping others and giving back into society is what spirituality is all about. And, we have to agree that that is a corner stone, not just a photo op, as you've seem to have done, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda.

So take it to heart, Steve just didn't look back at you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, and your organization. It wan't for him. He had moved on.... until you called his daughter. And as stated in the second video, the day before, Steve went into your Vedic Temple in Montclair to tell personally your cheif administrator, Ms. Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda, so there would be no loopholes. And, Steve made it very clear not to be contacted in any way, shape, or form.

But, was that the end of it? Apparently, not. The next day he received yet another email from you, Sri Nithyananda, and your cult, which was trying to drum up some excitement over your upcoming 'programs' and other nonsense. But, did you just send this to Steve? Nope. You, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, also sent it his daughter. You, 'Paramamahsa' Nithyananda, just try as hard as you can to drag peolpe back into your cult trap. And, then the email from Ma Ananda Kaviya who we imagine was encouraged by Sachitananda or Bhaktananda. Did these two inner-circle members have another motive for executing this act? Well, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that final email really pushed Steve over:

"I know for me, something (you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and your cult) is rotten here, but I'll let the world decide."

And, as a result, Steve now seems quite motiviated to let all the major press in both countries know his experience and views as well as the Montclair Police, the FBI, the FCC, etc. And, we know that he has made good on his promise.

Then Steve is motivated to deliver a personal message to all the people stuck in your cult, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. Steve feels from them and likes them, but realizes they are trapped. He says:

"Get out (of Nithyananda's cult) whatever your into. Something is not right, here. I don't know what it is. I do know that it is the spirit behind whatever is going on here. It is just not right. Please, please, put your energy to other use."

"I'm trying to get on with my life. And, you guys (Nithyananda and cult) are not letting me. You keep trying to pull me back in. And, it is all with this friendly approach. But, what you are doing is not respecting what I told in person to one of your administrators (Ms. Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda) on Sunday. You are continuely trying to contact me. That's not OK. I now know if I said in India I would be doing what you (brainwashed followers) are doing. That is getting up at 5:00 in the morning and calling peolpe in the U.S. who have already said, "No!" to your organization. That's what he would be doing. Thank, God, I left."

And, finally, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, Steve has one more video, but don't worry, this one is short and sweet.

Nithyananda Walk Away

Once again, Steve, in total frustration to your inability to listen and comprehend the word 'NO' states that he just wants to walk away from you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, your cult, and all of its fraud.

It seems Sri Nithyananda, Steve has gone from fighting mad to burn out in just a few days. Is this the impact that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, and your 'enlightened' people have on others? To intimidate, snoop, harass, ignore, and charge and charge again? Is gaining or retaining members to your cult a war of attrition? We know, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, that if you make your followers feel tired and wear out their minds, they will eventually succumb and be brainwashed, almost willingly. But to fight in this way, you, Sri Nithyananda, and your cult can only lead yourselves into a long drawn-out legal battle against everyone who has left. And, we have bad news for you, Sri Nithyananda, the law is not on your side.

Summary of Steve's Videos:
Say there, Sri Nithyananda, there seems to be a lot of rich information from these videos. Shall we piece the timeline and clues together? You will say, "Not now." Sorry, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, the objective of this blog is to expose you, and we owe it to our loyal readers who were once your loyal followers to do just that.

First, it looks like Steve in late August 2010, went to your ashram in Bidadi, India to attend your "Living Enlightenment" Program as directly agreed and encouraged by you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, the week before. It seems that Steve was once taken in by you, Sri Nithyananda, but most likely he was taken in by the kindness of many of your brainwashed followers in your Montclair Vedic Temple. It seems Steve, at one point, liked the 'outer-you' enough that he was willing to blog favorably about you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, and advocate for your ripped-off Osho/Ramakrishna/Sivananda, etc. teachings. Steve was willing to overlook all your shenanigans like romping in bed with the married film star, Ranjitha, hiding, like a common criminal, ducking the truth while in jail by feigning sick and saying the most outrageous things. In spite of all that, Steve, at one point, was willing to forgive and forget. You, Sri Nithyananda, will need a whole army of 'old' Steve's to make your comeback.

And, then what happened? Three minutes of experiencing the sweet and diplomatic side of Bhaktananda, your prison cell-mate, and all that good work and positive impressions just soured faster than glass of milk left out in a hot barn. It was an instant transformation. Even all the enthusiasm from all your other brainwashed followers couldn't change Steve's perception of you and your cult at this point. We have to hand it to Bhaktananda. Not since Snehamayi has there been anyone so contentious, well, maybe Anjula Jackson, but there is no one more contentions other than perhaps Snehamayi and Anjula Jackson than Bhaktananda. What we tried to do in this blog, Bhaktananda accomplished in three minutes. He must be enlightened. After encountering Bhaktananda, Steve's eyes were wide opened, and he could catch on that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda and your form of spirituality of hopping like a frog and other drug-like-experiences were just not for him. So, he left. Steve spent the rest of the time in India being with those who opened up their hearts and expressed desires to help others. During that time, just about every group he saw had tons more sincerity, spirituality, and connectedness with the Divine than you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda have with your occasional photo op session of 'feeding the poor' that came with the price of exchanging their humiliation and dignity for your self-publicity. Your form of spirituality, Sri Nithyananda, is phony, fake, and fraud. Confirmed.

So, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, in just a few weeks, you went from Steve's top of the list, to bottom of the list, all thanks to Bhaktananda's charm for giving Steve his true inner-awakening. Steve was willing just to leave and say 'good riddance'. But, once back in the States, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, had to get your newly 'enlightened' brainwashed flock flaunting their Bhaktananda Charm® and have some creepy old geezer, John Huffman, call Steve's 17-year-old daughter and chat with her as if they were best of friends. Sorry, Sri Nithyananda, this does't pass the sniff test if it was next to a cheese factory. All Steve had to do is recount the videos of you and Ranjitha, find the sex contract that you had your female devotees sign, and see first-hand how inappropriate and sleazy your inner-circle acts. Steve, rightly saw your advancements, as a threat of the darkest type, on his family. Upset, he talked to your Head Administrator, Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda, to get things right. During this transaction, Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda, neither had the cunningness nor the common sense to keep her mouth shut. And, Sandhya Bail, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Dhyanatmananda, let it out that your cult has been monitoring Steve's blog. So, now Steve had even more reason to be concerned. Not only did he see his daughter under attack for sexual predators wearing holy saffron cloth, but he saw his whole life being scrutinized, tracked, and monitored by your cult. You, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, were not going to leave this man and his family alone. And, you, Sri Nithyananda, didn't disappoint. You had your cult send him general and personal emails trying to calm him down, lure him back, and aim to getting his daughter, his time, his wealth, and his life back into your 'Holy' clutches. Steve fully realized that if he didn't leave you and your cult, he would be making cold calls at all hours to other people who have been targeted to come back to your cult. He would have been brainwashed and programmed to commit crimes like call up people's sweet daughters and get them to be lured into your lair where you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your den of inner-circle sexual predators would pounce on them.

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, just this case story alone proves, without any doubt, that you and your organization are a total fraud -- a sinister cult cloaked in holy cloth with the worst intentions. A nightmare to anyone, especially with a family.

And, so what's the fall-out from Bhaktananda and your relentless attempts recapture Steve's soul and spirit? Several police reports and a slough of YouTube videos, all against you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your cult. You should give Bhaktananda a big high-five for his job well done. If you don't mind, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we would welcome if Bhaktananda could contribute to this blog and write about all the 'bad' things that will happen to anyone who turns on such a holy man as your self. If Bhaktananda could do a weekly post, we'll be all done in a month, and we can all retire. Wouldn't that be nice, Sri Nithyananda? Sri Nithyanda, are you listening to us? Maybe you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, really did go into samadhi (trance) this time.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Celebrates Our One-Year Blog Anniversary; Cult & Fraud Exposed

2010-10-22T07:31:00.000-07:00

Nithyananda's Prediction of His Fate Fell Flat; Another Repeat of Last Year. His Personal 2012 Prediction Will Happen in 2011...Again
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Grrrraaahaaaaaaa..." That doesn't sound very good. Are you, Nithyananda, enlightened 'healing' master and self-proclaimed Paramahamsa, under the weather? Did you, Sri Nithyananda, eat too many sweets for Navratri? We don't think that the Divine Mother wants you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, to eat too many sweets. Maybe you should get a registered nurse, perhaps around 22 year-of-age and wearing one of those tight nurse's uniforms be be catering to you, just like you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, claimed Ranjitha cared for you when you said that "you were not feeling well." It's nice to be pampered now and then, but there's no difference to how you'll be treated since you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are a certified renunciant that claims to have no difference between what you, Sri Nithyananda, project during the daytime and what you do at night. No difference at all.

So, are you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda really not feeling well? You've done so much healing that we just couldn't imagine you for one moment feeling a bit punk. Not for one second. Honest. Hey, we figured it out, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, why you're not feeling very well. You must be absorbing lots of negativity to help save the world. We couldn't guess for one moment what negativity there possibly could be in your ashram. Such a swarm of angels, you know, murder suspects like Sachitananda and Bhaktananda, and surrounded by such a wholesome ambiance that just radiates good energy. Other than a murder or two, a sundry of drugs - not to mention those happy, happy mushroom, some illegal forest products, a slew of divorces, broken homes, broken canes over ashramites' heads, a whole stadium worth of rapes and illicit tantric groping, some sex, ooops, we meant to say tantra with under-aged devotees along with unnatural 'tantra' with some men, and millions of dollars, maybe billions, of dollars in fraud, money-laundering, and revenues from questionable if not illicit means. Then there's all those true Masters' work you lifted as your own, is that plagiarism?, and all those stains on your holy saffron cloth. Did you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, offend anyone? Other than these things and a few others that the CID Police Team has compiled, we couldn't think of any negativity that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your cult followers have collected. It's just like Disneyland in Bidadi. The happiest place on earth. Just keep on eating those silly little mushrooms and your happiness will just keep glowing like a lava lamp. By the way, who supplies you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, with all those mushrooms? It couldn't be Sachitananda. He'd probably try to save money and pick your selected mushrooms in the wild, then you, Sri Nithyananda, could reach your ultimate stage of samadhi (trance). Hey, you know, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, on second thought, you really should put Sachitananda in charge of scoring those shrooms for you. He might do a better job than expected. But, then again, he's good at knocking people off. And, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, why do you suppose this very confidential information about you and your happy, happy magic mushrooms was leaked, to of all people, us? Is there a bunch of well-wishers that would like to see the Bidadi Disneyland and it's Magic Tantric Castle under new management? Why would anyone want to grab a hold of such a liability when lengthy prison sentences await those whose fingerprints are on such a property? Maybe there's a million reason. Maybe several hundred million reasons. Oh, well, we guess it is another Mystery of Mysteries. Soon, we'll be calling you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, Mr. Mystery.

Sri Nithyananda, you just seem to love anniversaries and birthdays. For instance, we're not certain if we're suppose to celebrate your 'enlightenment' birthday of January 1, 1978/2000? Or shall we celebrate your passport birthday of March 13, 1977? Or how about celebrating April 2, 2007 the day your U.S. Visa was canceled? Or the day you were released from jail after 53 days of captivity? That's quite a few celebrations and anniversaries. '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, is there anything else that we can celebrate? Come on, it will help the economy. You will say, "No". Sorry, wrong again. There is something we can celebrate. Give up?

A: This blog.

So, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, can you believe that it has now been one year since our first blog post? You will say, 'Yes'. OK, Sri Nithyananda, we accept your honesty. It has been a long year for you, a long year for your cult, and a very memorable year for us. Here they are, our first posts, just for old-time sakes:

Note to readers: you might want to browse some of the earlier posts. They are short and easy to read.

And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, after one year, look at all what has happened. Let's see, first your attendance dropped off drastically to watch you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, and your dog and pony show of Bhaktananda and Medhananda during your Fall '09 US Holy Tour. Then all your stories about wondering, etc. were exposed as being lies for you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, were studying in the Ramakrishna Math in Chennai and Belur when you claimed that you had more adventures than Huckleberry Fin until reaching the 'ultimate' state of enlightenment. Did you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, ever reach that state? Doing drugs, doesn't count. Back to the events, Sri Nithyananda; then, a few videos about your inner-secrets got aired on YouTube, and you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, went into hiding like a scared, common criminal who occasionally released terrorist quality videos that opened up more questions than you answered (hey, those videos were very entertaining, kind of like "JackAss, the Second, Third, Forth and Fifth Coming". And so forth. During this time, we got a glimpse of how much you've looted and defrauded your followers, your land-grabs, your bogus donations, your smuggling, your wardrobe, etc. and even some mentioning of that mysterious death of a Canadian citizen in December 2008 which we think is a murder. (Don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, later we'll dedicate a whole blog post to possible murder in your Divine energy field of a pit-hole, called Dhyanapeetam, a.k.a. your ashram. Look at it as a coming attraction.) Following this, we got to see all of your so-called temples close only to re-open again after a few months with fewer people now attending than one of your 'free' photo-op clinics for the poor. Then we got to watch you being hauled off in jail where you opened your mouth and said even some more amazing things like you weren't really a man or a woman or even a eunuch. Then, we got to see you released from prison to start your penance of doing your unique version of 'pancha tapas' (fire meditation for cleansing) where you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, substituted ghee with blue kerosene that was intended for the poor. After that, we got to see you try as hard as you could to 'rebound' as if nothing happened at all, while your thugs and soulless attorneys harassed and intimidated all potential victims. We can't forget about all those bussed in paid 'devotees' for your Broadway hit of 'Guru Purnima' and a few staged demonstrations complete with hourly scabs. (But, then again, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we know that you're used to paying for your services on an hourly rate, so nothing new here.)

So, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, if you're this great Swami and avatar of just about every deity that we can imagine or even not imagine, were there any predictions for that exciting year for you? Really? No predictions at all? We bet that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, really knew, but you wanted us to to keep us in deep, deep, deep suspense. So, you, Sri Nithyananda, decided to tell us later. So, what's going to happen for our next year's blog anniversary? Will we be going to jail or will you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, have that honor? Will we have a world contact day for extraterrestrials or 'enlightened' followers of yours? Will we have a last chance to repent before the 2012 Disaster happens where we become lighter and depressed watching you twiddle your thumbs in prison? Will Bhaktananda start wearing lady saris and wiggle a little? Will Ayya, a.k.a. Swami Nithya Sadhananda, start shaving his legs? Will Sachitananda start picking the right mushrooms? Will there be anything left in your bank accounts and your cronies' bank accounts to make a big law suite worthwhile? Sri Nithyananda, if you've given all of your ill-gotten loot to pay for lawyers, judges, and politicians, then it doesn't seem worthwhile to go after you. So, there is a bright side to all of this. But, don't worry, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, perhaps you can get a loan from your inner-circle that has benefited from your holy business. We're sure that Ayya, Sachitananda, Bhaktananda, Medhananda, and perhaps even Sevakananda would all be willing to loan you a few million dollars to tie you over until you start up your holy money-making machine for the 'second coming'. Then again, these inner-circle thugs learned their holy business skills from you, sincere renunciant, so you better be prepared to pay them with interest, which will probably be a little bit steep and above the market rate knowing the behavior of your spiritual sharks. And, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, you better pay them promptly, or you might be on the receiving end of even more threats from some phony Kal Bhairava with real mafia consequences. After all, they did learn a few things from their master.

OK, Paranormal Nithyananda, we'll wait to see your predictions unfold and then wait even a little longer for you to tell us after-the-fact that these 'predictions' happened just as planned. Until then, Happy Belated Navratri and Happy Diwali 2010. We are sure that plenty of fireworks will be going off soon.

Thanks, loyal readers, even you, Ma Mark Jackson, for making this blog a tool in exposing the fraud from Sri Nithyananda and his criminal cult. In one year, we had about 115 posts, over a million and a quarter page views, and 4,195 published comments. So, we appreciate everyone's effort in getting the word out and people's awareness up. Stay tuned, we have lots more information to expose, so our job isn't done yet. But, we're getting there thanks to you.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda's Telemarketing Fraud & Cult Recruit Campaign; Sri Ananda Sarvasri, Stop Abetting a Sex Predator!!!

2010-10-14T00:25:00.000-07:00

Message to Nithyananda & Sri Ananda Sarvasri: GET OFF THE PHONE! There's Nobody Home!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How's things going? Rrrrribawaba. Oh, dear, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we don't understand, but you do sound a bit hoarse. Have you been on the phone? We thought that after being busted in Himachal Pradesh where the police were able to trace your cell phone, that you would be talking a bit less. Yes, we understand, that right now, there's hardly any devotees, and worse yet, the donations have dried up to being almost nonexistent. So, we understand that under circumstances of desperation, you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, have to make the effort. After all, being fully enlightened and an avatar of more deities than we can remember, simple isn't enough in these dark ages of Kali Yuga. You '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, are right, telemarketers are needed to help save your special (we call corrupted) version of Vedic Culture.

'~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, let's listen to one of your telemarketers now, shall we?

Nithyananda's 2012 Prophecy Telemarketing Fraud (Life Bliss Foundation) featuring Sri Ananda Sarvasri

Sri Ananda Sarvasri is the telemarketer in the YouTube video above. Other upset parents reported that Sri Ananda Sarvasri left messages to their 15-year-old daughter and tried to coax her back into Sex Swami Nithyananda's cult. Not surprisingly, the parents are very upset with Sri Ananda Sarvasri and Nithyananda's sex cult. By Sri Ananda Sarvasri's omission, criminal complaints can be made against Sri Ananda Sarvarsri for aiding and abetting a sexual predator to commit sexual crimes against minors.

Wow, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, your telemarketers must be triply enlightened. Why do you ask we say that? Good question, Sri Nithyananda. First, your telemarketers follow you, so you must have made them enlightened seeing how easy it is for you to make people enlightened specially if they have a few thousand dollars and a six-digit income which ten percent per year is guaranteed to be donated to you. Second, your telemarketers must be enlightened because who else but enlightened people would travel half-way around the world to such a fabulous nation like India just to sit in some small stuffy room working around-the-clock to make cold calls to whomever might be on your spam list. Only enlightened people in your order would see the work of slave-induced drudgery to be just the same as something that worldly people would think of as being relaxing, such as sitting on the warm beach in the shade, drinking chilled coconut milk from a coconut. So, your telemarketers are now certified to be enlightened. Can we see their certificates? And, third and finally, of all people on the list, your telemarketers had to give us a call. Now, that clears any doubt that these people are enlightened. They have conquered fear, humility, and common sense. By the way, who's in charge of updating your spam, we mean, candidates for 'enlightenment' lists? Is this a task that sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, Developer of your Blue Ocean Strategy, is responsible for? Is this his brainchild to give us a call, knowing that we'll make a YouTube video out of it and unwittingly do your marketing by getting hundreds of other people to listen to your message? Wow, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we have to think that a marketing strategy of that caliber could only come from an enlightened follower of yours.

OK, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, so you had the nerve to give us a call and then leave a message. Amazing. So, what do you want us to do? Oh, we see, you want us to watch one of your brainwashing, ooops, we meant to see captivating videos about 2012. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, that's an amazing thing to do. Yes, Hollywood and perhaps even Bollywood (although its hard to do singing, dancing, and choreography during a disaster) has already publicized this 'spiritual' event. A total pre-marketed event 'buzz'. Images of a set of tidal waves lapping the high peaks of the Himalayas really stand out in everyone's mind. There's already built in fear, curiosity, worry, etc. So, you '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, just need to make a video that makes your position sound almost logical and that you can offer people hope and protection. A solution. A Guaranteed Solution from an Enlightened Master. Brilliant. Then, you Sri Nithyananda, will have these YouTube addicted watchers tell all their friends, and pretty soon your bribed-drained coffers are just flooded again with donations.

So, 'Paramahmasa' Nithyananda, what great message do you have to tell people in your 48-minutes of enlightened wisdom? We'll we ask that question, because our readers really don' have time or more accurately don't want to take the time to watch you do another Medhananda speech again. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, ripping off Osho was much more entertaining. You should try to channel him again. At least people won't fall asleep to the Medhananda drone and then you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, have a fighting chance to brainwash them. Sorry. We digress. Sri Nithyananda, we know that you'll try to get our readers to watch your video, so we'll cut to the chase and tell them. For 48 minutes, Nithyananda rambles on to say that the center of gravity will get lighter. So, peolpe's pull to the planet will be less. That's the big cosmic shift that will occur. As a result, some people will fall deep into depression (threat of not following you, Sri Nithyananda), but to the fortunate few who follow you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, and become 'enlightened', they will be saved. So, there you, go, readers, you better all take three weeks off and pay what ever price Nithyananda expects plus a pretax-ten-percent donation of your annual income and become enlightened or else, DEPRESSION! We'll get our checkbook ready now.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, looks like your strategy was already used:

As with some other New Age faiths, they combined Christian doctrine (particularly the ideas of salvation and apocalypse) with the concept of evolutionary advancement and elements of science fiction, particularly travel to other worlds and dimensions.

No, Sri Nithyananda, that wasn't from Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh). Give up? It was from Heaven's Gate. Yes, that Heaven's Gate. You, know, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, the cult group from San Diego that all committed suicide back in 1997. Why you can read about them here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)

Yes, Sri Nithyananda, they offered their followers a better life, just sort of like the same thing that you offer. Only their cult leader, Marshall Applewhite, seemed to be a little more sincere than you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. At least he believed the things he said, and lived the lifestyle that he preached. In fact, he even had himself castritrated to maintain austerity. Could you, Sri Nithyananda, imagine just for a moment, undergoing castritation voluntarily? Yes, forget about what those angry, cheated crowds outside think, this would be a personal decision. No, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, we knew that you would not be up to the task as much as you try to be on the 'cutting edge' of spirituality. In fact, we doubt that you would ever have your followers commit suicide. Just having them give up their identities, surrenderer their savings, finances, property, and material wealth as well as slave endlessly for you. And, perhaps if they had a hot daughter or willing wife, let her do some room service and really get enlightened. But, suicide, nah, not in your cult. Dead corpses are not much use, are they, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda? You look a bit pale. Did we just stumble upon something? OK, I think we better move along.

And, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, why aren't you taking a more hard-line approach to 2012? Why didn't you used to try to scare one of our contributors to this blog by saying that the home that this person owned is on a very delicate piece of land, and that it stood a chance of completely collapsing? Why of course, Sri Nithyananda, you never told this person directly, but you told ashramites like Sri Paranormalananda to 'whisper' it in that person's ear. Very effect true-and-tried 'us' vs. 'them' cult technique. And, in exchange for donating that house, you would offer 'protection'. Do you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' still do a whisper campaign? Do you still make threats and play on people's fear and emotions? You will say 'No'. Sorry, Sri Nithyananda, wrong again. Someone just has to watch one of your 2012 videos to see the real you.

How about that poor chap that made the phone call to us? Oh, yes, Sri Ananda Sarvasri, from North Carolina. We're sure you have good memories about being in North Carolina. Such a pleasant place. Well, right now, it looks like Sri Ananda Sarvasri is high up there in your Bliss Tower. Isn't the Bliss Tower the nice name you gave for your telemarketing call center? You know, that's the perfect place to put able westerners that you don't trust to talk to other able westerners who you don't like but who have money? Frankly, we would rather be strung up in the London Tower, but that's our personal preference.

'~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we just love it how Sri Ananda Sarvasri (the telemarketer) clears his voice at 0:56 in the video as though he doesn't believe your message himself:

"...There's a video that Nithyananda made... aughaughaughmmm (sound of clearing his throat)... on 2012. People were asking if the, ah, the video, if, I mean, ah, the 2012 Prophecies that were forecast(ed) were real..."

Sorry, Sri Nithyananad, it seems that Ananda Sarvasri's voice just does not exude confidence that what you're selling is true. Does he believe your message about 2012? Maybe he was just tired.

Oh, look, here's a picture of Sri Ananda Sarvasri:

Sri Ananda Sarvasri, who seems to 'blissful' (or brainwashed) to be able to tell right from wrong

We hear that Sri Ananda Sarvasri is now completely shaved just like charter members of Heaven's Gate cult. Was that your idea, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, to be the only sometimes-male member of your cult left with any hair at all? That must help keep the competition down for any challenges that arise on claims to your harem, oops, we meant to say room service ladies who all used to be Gopis (milk maidens to you or perhaps Lord Krishna) in a former life. Or, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, making all your non-essential male followers shave their heads is that just one more form of social cult-control to keep them in your back pocket?

Say, didn't Sri Ananda Sarvasri used to be one of your acharya's (teachers), you remember, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, back when people wanted to learn from you, before the scandal? Look here's Sri Ananda Sarvasri's Acharya page thanks to archive.org. It says that he spent:

...meditating 8-12 hours per day, continuing for 10-12 years or more... rarely practicing less than four hours per day.

Wow, all that mediation and look at the wisdom built up from it! Now, he's able to do telemarketing cold calls. Amazing. Maybe '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, Sri Ananda Sarvasri did the wrong types of meditation. Do you think that Sri Ananda Sarvasri did any pranayama (breathing meditation techniques)? Pranayama can certainly help sharpen one's mind and build intellect, correct? Oh, we're sorry, Sri Nithyananda, we forgot that you discouraged pranayama. We don't know why. Actually, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we remember Sri Ananda Sarvasri. He really is a very nice, sweet, gentle, and sincere seeker. Just the type of person you like to trap in your cult. And, trapped deep into your cult he is. We couldn't think of a better example of being brainwashed. So, readers, if you would like to help Sri Ananda Sarvasri come out of this evil trap, or at the very least to have him stop calling you, then cruz on over to the contact page Sri Ananda Sarvasri's website:

http://www.rebuildhealth.com/contact.html

There, you can give him a phone call and perhaps leave him a pre-recorded message, send him a polite email, or even a snail mail through the trusted postal service to the address given. And, if you happen to be in North Carolina, you can even drive your car over to his place and say "Hi, Sri Ananda Sarvasri. Please stop calling my phone."

Loyal readers, if you like to get '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda to stop giving you or your family members telemarketing cold calls that try to lure you back into the cult, we suggest that you click on one of these user-friendly links that are specifically set up by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to handle such annoyances and breaches of the law:

The National Do-Not-Call Registry

File a Complaint with the FCC On-line Form

Be sure to mention these organizations and Employer Inddentification Numbers (EIN). That's like the enterprise social security number that lets the government agencies such as the IRS know the specific organization, so there's no wiggle room in this wiggly outfit:

1. Life Bliss Foundation (the YouTube Videos that are suggested to be watched are listed under this organization)
EIN: 651273065

2. Nithyananda Foundation (Nithyananda's Foreign Corporation operating in the U.S.A.)
EIN: 02-0716687

3. Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam Temple and Cultural Center a.k.a. Montclair Nithyananda Vedic Temple (since Sri Ananda Sarvasri, the telemarketer, made calls on behalf of Nithyananda's ashram in India. This is the U.S. equivalent.)
EIN: 20-8300841

If you, our loyal readers, think that Nithyananda and his fraudulent telemarketers really overstepped, like called your under-aged daughter, etc., then we recommend contacting the police and FBI at these links:

Report Criminal Activity to the FBI Tips Page

Report Criminal Activity to the City of Montclair Police Contact Page (scroll down for the Police Department)

Back to you, Sri Nithyananda. So what kind of response do you think you will get from your telemarketing efforts? You will say, "Very positive and blissful." Sorry, there, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, wrong again. We couldn't believe the backlash that your telemarketing efforts caused. We had former members of yours we haven't heard from ever, not before the scandal, not after the scandal, and they, just out of the blue, contacted us and wanted to know what they could do to stop you and your cult. Perhaps Sri Ananda Sarvasri really has some hidden charm or latent resentment toward you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, and your fraud. Maybe it was that haircut that you forced on him. We don't know. We do know that there was one person so upset, that he began to make a series of YouTube videos just to let everyone know how bad and what type of relentless, or shall we say, clueless follow up that your 'enlightened' telemarketers and email spamsters have. Here's his YouTube channel now:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Vedic21

We have to hand it to this wonderful person, Steve, for standing up to you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda and your cult of enlightened telemarketers. If we did our job like Steve did, then we might not have lost our daughters, sisters, wives, mothers, etc. to your insidious cult trap. Steve is doing a tremendous service to the world, and later we will dedicate a whole blog post to highlight his efforts and videos. So, stay tuned, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. More good things will be here shortly.

So, Sri Nithyananda, since your telemarketers and email spamsters have blown such wonderful winds (some might call this flatulence) in our sales, we would actually like to encourage you to do more telemarketing! Just think, it will keep all those nosey-bodied westerners preoccupied so they are not looking at your personal chambers wonder if their hidden video cameras in your bedroom are working or not. At the same time, it gets the word out. And, even if more messages are left and people make YouTube videos out of them, then even more marketing is done. No news is bad news for you, Sri Nithyananda, and your Blue Ocean Marketing Strategy, correct?

We knew that you would agree, Sri Nithyananda, so we made these scripts that you can use royalty free. Honest it is all for your benefit, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda. (Hey, we learned that line from you).

For your first script, use one of your female cult followers, who has a sensual and seductive voice, to call potential cult victims who are male and married:

Hi, this Ma Curveananda. I'm calling from Nithyananda's ashram in India. It is late, and I'm very lonely. We just had a wonderful experience where we meditated and felt our outer-bodies connect with all the other outer-bodies of us, special followers. Now I'm ready to go to the next step. You really should come out to Nithynananda's ashram in Bidadi and do the 45-day program. I'll be there and many of my friends who just turned 18 will also be there. And, we are all very exciting in seeing you there. Let me tell you that being in Nithyananda's energy field is such a heavenly ambiance. Soooo fulfilling. For mind, soul, and especially body. Later, when you get involved in Swami's Mission, you'll be busy traveling place to place doing his work, that there's all kinds of opportunities await for special one-on-one spiritual practices just like the Master made famous on YouTube. Oh, please do come. I'll be waiting. Bye.

Then you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda can have your deep masculine male followers call married ladies who have been earmarked as being suseptible for falling into your cult trap. That message could go like this:

Hi, this is Sri Studananda. I'm calling from Nithyananda's ashram in India. I just want to encourage you to watch one of the Master's videos on 'freedom'. You see, being in the ashram and in Swami's special energy field, is the ultimate freedom. Whether you are suffering from office politics, out-of-control children, disinterested husbands, and even boring school work, you can leave that all behind for a better life. In Swami's energy field, everything is taken care of. Children get the loving embrace of fellow ashramites as they experience Swami's 'free range' program. Your career will just leave this worldly world and go into the Divine practices of building Swami's empire. No more status meetings, office politics, annual reviews, etc. All gone. As those ingrate husbands, we'll they begin to really appreciate you when you are no longer available. Just take Swami's sanyasi (monk) initiation, and make them feel sorry for a lifetime. Yes, imagine the look on your sorry-excuse of a husband's face when he realizes he no longer has you to call his own, when he is in financial ruin, and he has to look after the kids. It's the ultimate blissful revenge! And, you get good karma and enlightenment too because you are now helping an enlightened master do his divine work. Please come for our 45-day program. Spaces are limited. You better make your reservation now! MasterCard or Visa. Don't miss the Master or else you will die unhappily in 2012. See you soon.

And finally, for all those up-and-coming potential room service ladies that used to be left on your doorstep by their parents, well, now you have to market to them, aggressively. '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you will need to have someone really sleazy and totaling lacking of any character or morals. Oh, yes, Bhaktananda will do. We suggest a script like this:

Congratulations! You have been identified by a genuine Paramahamsa as being in your past life a bona fide gopi, that's milk maiden from the days of Lord Krishna! (try to sound excited) And if you act now, you will reach the ultimate experience of Nithyananda's brand of enlightenment. This limited time-offer is only available if you act now. So, you're only 16? How do you know that for sure? Well, not a problem. Swami has a team of aggressive lawyers and a Non Disclosure Contract (NDA) that will guarantee that the Master will never see a legal issue from such a minor detail that has been imposed by the worldly society from jealous people of other faiths. All you need to do is take your parents credit card and charge it to the Nithyananda and Life Bliss Foundations, which are charitable, nonprofit organizations that helps make the world a better place. Then hop on a plane, and you'll be taken care of the minute you arrive and sign all the little legal formalities. It couldn't be easier. So, make your reservations today before this limited time offer expires and you get fat and no longer show signs of being a genuine gopi Hurry, make your reservations now!

There you go, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. If you just follow these three scripts, you just might get the desired effects. We're sure that you, Sri Nithyananda, will be on the your way if you just follow these simple steps. We won't tell you exactly where you'll be on your way... but it will be some place, that you be assured of. After all, you're a genuine self-titled Paramahamsa, you can do anything. We're sure that you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, are just playing out this lela (Divine play) for us to fall in love with you all over again. Yes, falling is an appropriate word. Watch that next step, it's a real doozy.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we want to leave you with a nice song. We haven't forgotten our promise to find a nice song about snakes and because we know that, you, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, love to call people 'snakes' and 'dogs'. And, yes, we already posted the dog-song thing. Remember? But, that snake song is going to have to wait. Here's a song by former New York Dolls member Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers done way back in 1977. Was that the year you were born? Anyway, we thought it was an appropriate due to your recent exploits.

Get Off the Phone, Nithyananda!

And, here's some of the lyrics. They describe you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' perfectly!:

What's that ringing sound?
Everything's going round and round
Calling everybody and their mother too
But don't call me cause I just left you so,

Get off the phone
There's nobody home
So get off the phone
Cause I don't want you
Cause I don't want you

And for our music enthusiast, this video has the better mix of the same song, but doesn't have that great dancing:

Get Off the Phone, Nithyananda!

Call to Stop Fraud & Pollution in the Himalayas from the Cult Leader, Nithyananda

2010-10-02T07:15:00.000-07:00

Please Tell Nithyananda and His Cult Followers that They are Wrong to Do Fraud.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? Really? We thought you would be doing really well with all that fresh air from the Himalayas and being surrounded with a whole new flock, albeit much smaller, of potential room service ladies. There's also your very trusted and sincere aid, Bhaktananda, to beckon to every whim and fancy you have just like during your 53 days of being cooped together in the ladies' jail. And, what not a better person than a murder suspect to help keep everyone in line. We hope that you, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, snap out of your recent bout of bad PR quickly, because if you do not, then all those potential donors who can help rebuild the new you, won't think that you're enlightened any more. Better swallow some of your magic medicine so you become, happy, happy, happy again. Really, '~~Swami~~' Nithyananda, you're future is counting on this.

OK, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, we gave you enough bantering about your holy tour guide agency in our post a few days ago:

Nithyananda, Holy Tour Guide & His Fantasy Fulfilling Fraud ('~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda's Second Act, as a Tour Guide with Tut Tut Tours and Travel)

So, it's not that we really want to give you a break. In fact, Sri Nithyananda, we will never leave you alone until you have given up this foolishness of cheating sincere devotees, defrauding them, and breaking up families for your worldly benefit. But today, we want to look address the people who you cheated and ask them to take some action. Don't worry, '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda, it is for your own good, and everyone's good for that sake.

CALL TO ACTION
Hi Loyal Readers, if you are in the Himalayas or you know people who live in the Himalayas, could you please place them on alert and look for Nithyananda and his followers. If you see them, could you please tell Nithyananda and his followers very nicely and politely, but very FIRMLY that they are wrong and that they are ruining Hindu and Vedic traditions.

Update:
Since we wrote this blog post, Nithyananda, henchmen, and followers all returned from the Himalayas without known issue (but we're still waiting for any new report. This post makes a good introduction and warning to the world of would be followers to know about what type of spirituality Nithyananda really offers and what he is doing to Hinduism and Vedic Traditions. So, please forward this blog post to anyone who once attended any of Nthyananda's lectures, watched his YouTube videos, or attended any of his programs including the Life Bliss Program (LBP). Through these pictures and information below, potential followers will quickly know the true colors of Nithyananda and the potential fraud he and his cult offers.

Yes, our traditions are being tarnished. No doubt, that they will survive whatever damage Nithyananda and his followers come up with, but as the sake of defending dharma (righteousness) and standing up to the values of our inner-core, please let Nithyananda and his followers know that this is not the correct way. That they offer nothing but spiritual pollution, commercialization, materialism, and hypocrisy to our sacred traditions. People no longer respect the holy saffron kavi cloth and the work of earnest Hindu monks because of the irresponsible and greedy actions of Nithyananda. Our true swamis worldwide are placed on the defensive and have to explain that Nithyananda does not represent their traditions and beliefs. Yes, Nithyananda has soiled the world's opinion and has made a joke out of Hinduism as if it were a cheap commodity that could be marketed like accessories for a movie launch.

Here are just a few of the crimes that Nithyananda and his cult-followers have done.

On March 2, 2010, a video was widely circulated showing Nithyananda wearing the saffron kavi cloth of a sanyasi (renunciant) in bed with a married film star devotee.

Feeling a little under the weather?

Getting special care.

May I have this dance?

Nithyananda could not bare to defend the truth, so he went hiding. While absconding from the law, occasionally, Nithyananda issued statements claiming that the video was morphed, and at the time of the video he was sick, was in samadhi (trance), was 'experimenting' (with tantra), or was being taken care of by Ranjitha (the married actress). Later, he denied that it was him in the video and said that he was neither man nor woman, therefore above lust. Ranjitha, the married film actress also denied that it was her in the video, but identified the male as being Nithyananda. Two CID Police forensic laboratories, one in New Delhi and the other in Hyderabad, declared the sleaze videos featuring Nithyananda to be authentic and not altered.

It is very easy to find Nithyananda and these followers in the Himalayas (or other tours). Nithyananda issued them all sacred saffron kavi cloth, which they proudly wear, like souvenir t-shirts from Disneyland. They can all be seen marching together. But, when the tour is done, this sacred saffron kavi cloth will go into some sock drawer, and their worldly lives will continue, just as they did during the tour. This year's tour seems to be about 40 to 50 in total and are traveling in two buses. They will be hard to miss.

Let's Party in the Himalayas and pretend we're sanyasis (monks) for a day.

Nithyananda will also wear clothes to whatever he feels like. He has no respect for the sacred saffron kavi cloth. He claims to be a sanyasi (renunciant) or Paramahamsa (great enlightened sanyasi/renunciant) as he seems fit. One moment he will be in saffron robes of a monk, the other is anyone's guess. Sometimes he has the nerve to dress in women's saris and masquarades as the Divine Mother.

Say, aren't brides suppose to be dressed in blue?

Other times, Nithyananda dresses up like Lord Shiva. Nithyananda has no problem imitating our Gods in order to entrap others without living up to their ideals. One of his standard 'pick-up' lines to young attractive lines is to say that in his past life he was Lord Krishna, and that the potential sex victim was a gopi (milk-maiden), and that he, Nithyananda, has come down into this world to liberate the sex victim from the cycle of birth and death and reach the ultimate experience of 'enlightenment'.

Perhaps he's not Tarzan after all.

Nithyananda has acquired many dark siddhis (esoteric powers). Most likely he learned these in Tarapith, West Bengal. This picture shows him using thousands of red chilies into a fire ritual. Other witnesses have seen him use human hair and marijuana seeds into the fire ritual. This is not accepted practice in our Hindu traditions and is accepted practice in dark tantra.

That's one spicy tantric fire ritual.

Nithyananda seems to have a real love for gold and money. While he absconded from the law, the CID Police found some of his bank accounts with a total of $7.1 Million U.S.D. in them. Nithyananda once told a Telugu Association in November 2007 in his ashram that he was interested in making BIG money. Needless to say, the other true swamis were disgusted at Nithyananda's statements. Nithyananda love for gold is obsessive. He likes to wear 24K gold accessories and sit on 24K golden thrones. He has not just one 24K gold throne, but a whole collection. We counted at least ten. Worse yet, inscribed on the seat of these 24K gold thrones are pictures of deities. Seen by our own eyes, the 24K gold throne in his Vedic Temple in Montclair, California U.S.A has a picture of Lord Shiva on the seat of the throne. Yes, he sits right on top of the deity.

Another view of the same 24K gold throne pictured above.

This is a different 24K gold throne than the previous pictures.

Obviously, Nithyananda is head and shoulders above the rest; especially when placed on a 24K gold pedestal.

Nithyananda sporting some of his 24K gold jewelery.

Another picture showing Nithyananda with his 24K gold mala (rosary).

Pictured above is the 'famous' 24K gold throne that has embossed pictures of deities on the seat of the throne.

Nithyananda claims to an original and preaches new Truths. In reality, what we get is warmed-over-Osho. Same stories, same behavior, same followers of Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh). Even Nithyananda's logo is 'inspired' by one of Osho's logo. Nothing is new.

Osho's (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh) Swan Logo.

Nithyananda's Paramahamsa (Swan) Logo.

Nithyananda's concept of 'unclutching' was also stolen from U. G. Krishnamurti. U. G. Krishnamurti book titled "Mind is a Myth". U. G. Krishnamurti originally coined the term declutched as in the "declutched state of mind". With the sleight of the hand, Nithyananda changed declutched to become unclutched. Nithyananda followed a similar trend of heavily borrowing concepts and techniques from other spiritual masters and intellectuals and then re-branding those ideas as his ideas without giving credit to its original source. Some might call this plagiarism. Nithyananda calls this 'good for his holy business'.

Nithyananda also created an elaborate story of becoming enlightened. It involved years of wandering by foot across India until on January 1, 2000, he had the 'ultimate' experience. Inconsistencies soon developed in his stories. For instance, his wandering went from nine year to seven years to six years, etc. The polytechnic school that claims to have attended stated that Nithyananda was there from the years 1990 to 1993. Small problem. Nithyananda claims to be born on January 1, 1978. The chances that he attended as a twelve-year-old if very unlikely. Other stories of Nithyananda claim that he was still in his home town of Thiruvannamalai in Tamil Nadu during this time. It was later revealed that Nithyananda was at the Ramakrishna Mission in Chennai and later Belur during all the years of Nithyananda's wandering and enlightenment. How can a 'holy' man preach Truths when his whole story is a lie?

Click on this picture to get a view of the inconsistencies with Nithyananda's timeline and enlightenment story.

Finally, Nithyananda seems to have a sense that he should be worshiped like the Divine. As stated, he feels as if he can sit on top of the deities that are embossed on his 24K gold thrones and dress up like other divine Gods in Hinduism, and even claim that he is avatars of Lord Shiva, Devi Meenakshi, Lord Krishna, Lord Subramanya (Lord Kartikeya), just to name a few that he has claimed. But, his contempt to the Divine manifests in not self-contained. Nithyananda leads his followers to corrupt the sacred Hindu and Vedic traditions by allowing himself to be worshiped in lieu of the Divine. Nithyananda has altered many of the sacred mantras to include his own name or substitute his name with the Divine's name. For instance:

"Brahmanandam Parama Sukhadam..."

becomes:

"Nithyanandam Parama Sukhadam..."

Nithyananda has even corrupted the mantras for the Hatha yoga asanas, Surya Namaskar (Sun Salutation). Instead of:

Om Mitraya Namah

Nithyananda inserted his name to become:

Om Nithya Mitraya Namah

and so forth.

Nithyananda not only has made statues of himself to be worshiped in his temples, but seems not to have any guilt, shame, or remorse in having himself be photographed worshiping himself.

This looks like the 'living' Nithyananda. But actually, it is a statue of Nithyananda in his ashram in Bidadi. Notice how food is being 'offered' to this his idol. Click on the picture to get a closer look.

Another mini-alter featuring Nithyananda as the presiding deity.

The lily-white figure is Nithyananda of course. Trying to wash away some of those sins?

In case you miss the big picture, then there's always a granite statue of Nithyananda to pray to.

Nithyananda is doing worship to his own idol. Does that make him self-idolizing?

Nithyananda encourages his devotees to worship him as a living god. He deceitfully quotes, "I'm Not here to prove i'm God. I'm here to prove YOU are God." Yet, Nithyananda's so-called 'Vedic' services includes large parts of Hindu ceremonies co-opted to include worship to himself.

Nothing like the living god being in the praying hands of a murder suspect. To the right of Sachitananda (center) is Medhananda.

Keeping good company. Surrounding Nithyananda, both in picture and statue form, is left to right, Lord Murugan (Kartikeya) and his Consorts, Dakshinamurthy, and Lord Buddha.

Firing up an offering to Nithyananda, the master of hot tantric bed practices.

Nithyananda looking down on all of the Hindu Deities.

Have you heard of any True Master who was known for this type of worship? To lead his followers down this type of path?

Please if you see this man and his followers. Tell them your opinion. You have every right to do so. Tell them nicely. But, tell them firmly. They most likely will not listen to you now, but they will remember. Your words can help save these people from the trap of a well-planned cult. Let also Nithyananda know that he does not get a free pass to corrupt and exploit our traditions. He needs to learn to respect these traditions and live by these traditions.

So, Nithyananda and his followers are planning to be in these places in the next week:

Rishikesh
Baar Kode
Yammunothri
Uttarkashi
Gangotri
Keerthi Naga
Sitapur
Kedaarnaat
Peeplekoti
Haridwar
Delhi

If you see Nithyananda and his followers, tell them "Hi, and stop polluting our rich traditions. Reform now, before it is too late."

Loyal readers, thank you for your help. Please send this blog post to your family and friends via email. Awareness and action will help restore our faith.

Further Reading:
If you're interested in getting a detailed, but very readable synopises of some of the many lies Nithyananda has committed, we recommend this article from our sister blog, Standup For Dharma:

Truth about Nithy's Lies!!

Please do read this article. You'll be glad you did.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Fraud in a 'Spin Cycle': Nithyananda Posses as Persecuted Victim...The Cat that Swallowed the Canary, Again

2010-09-26T00:44:00.000-07:00

Sliperyji, the Serial Sex Rapist, Will Take the Rap; Nithyananda Can't Slip Out from His Fate This Time
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you today? Grrrrrrrrrbabawable. Oh, dear. We don't know that Gruntanese word, but it doesn't sound very good. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you have your coffee today?

Anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have you been evading your responsibility again? You know what we mean, blaming everyone and everything but your self for all of the harm you caused to yourself, your devotees, their families, and the world? You will say, "No". Yes, we were expecting that. Sorry, wrong again. You seem to make a career of deflecting anything like a holy Teflon®-coated pot. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, do your best not to let anything stick to you. But, face it, Sri Nithyananda, you're in one sticky situation.

Look, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's a great article in our sister blog, "Stand Up for Dharma", and the article is called:

Who is the Innocent? The Victim or the Rapist?

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we suggest that you read this right away, for you will need to know all the arguments that will be used against you. You, Sri Nithyananda, will have to think of a whole new strategy. For this article pokes holes in your cheesy, unholy disposition and then slices it into little morsels that even a rat like you will have no problem understanding. Anyone with even a quarter of brain that hasn't been brainwashed or psychologically damaged by you will easily see how wrong your are to blame others for all of your misdeed. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are done.

Here, let's take a look at just one of the many examples:

Nithy spoke to more than a hundred former followers all over the world with the same message. He said that the video that was telecast nationwide (of him engaging in sex with a woman) was all true. He said that he did it without lust. Doctors will have a problem believing that a man can have an erection and engage in sex without lust.
(source: Stand Up for Dharma Blog: Who is the Innocent? The Victim or the Rapist? [do read this])

Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, doctors are not the only one who will have problems believing that hard up story. The article goes on and really tells about the depth and trouble that victims have standing up to such monstrous war-criminal-like atrocities. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, should be tried not in Bangalore, but at the War-crime Tribune in the Hague. But, what the article didn't say, Sri Nithyananda, is that you did not act alone in these crimes. No siree, you needed help and coordination. And, these inner-circle criminals all knew of your acts and help you pull off your caper. Was there something in it for them? Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we think these sex criminals including sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, his wife, Bloodstained First Lieutenant Swami Sri Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Mr. Gopal Sheelum Reddy and cheap impostor of Kal Bhairva, and of course the conniving ringleader and financier Swami Sri Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Mr. Dhanasekaran, the little hermit crab-in-hiding. All of these criminals should be rounded up, incarcerated, and tried at a war crime tribune.

'Swami' Nithyananda, even those inner-circle who might not have known of your unsavory practices but who have not renounced you either should also be tried. First on our list would be Swami Sri Nithya Medhananda, a.k.a. Mr. Krishna Challa, also known as 'Stink Foot'. You see, Sri Nithyananda, Sri Stink Foot might not have had anything to do with rounding up suspects and shuffling them into your private quarters. He probably didn't have a clue you were secretly practicing this. But, Sri Stink Foot was instrumental in showing the world that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, could give easy enlightenment and added to your sexual 'allure'. Well enough, that alone was not too bad, but perhaps damaging, the real crime from Sri Stink Foot came in his silence after you were busted and exposed. He, like many of your inner-circle, did not condemn your crimes. On the contrary, Sri Stink Foot just held back in the shadows keeping quiet. He attended the poorly attended second inauguration of your so-called Vedic Temple in Montclair, California. We also have reason to belief that Stink Foot participated in the intimidation process of some of the real victims that would be able to place you in prison for the rest of your life. It seems that Stink Foot, along with your other hanger-ons, is just waiting for you to end this scandal, so he can get back to the lucrative job of marketing your unholy 'holy' wares. And, we have reason to believe that he, like many of your insiders, profited on a commission base, which has made him quite wealthy. We feel that he is not at all outraged that you soiled the holy saffron cloth and forsaken the core tradition of Hindu and Vedic cultures, but he is upset that out of carelessness and lust, you ruined the whole money-making machine. Yes, the goose that lays golden eggs really laid an egg. Or maybe just got laid instead. Anyway, party is over, and your greed-motivated hired hands will move on to sell time-shares or somethings, that is if they, themselves, do not end up in jail.

Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're really getting tired of the same old slippery antics. Can we call you 'Slipperyji'? You, Sri Nithyananda, have resources to be called 'Slipperyji'. After all, slime just seems to ooze from your being. So, is this a cause or a correlation? We really don't want to give it that much attention. But, like a broken record, you keep on passing on responsibility and pointing the blame towards anyone or anything but yourself. Look here, on the news feed "Now Public" on September 17 titled: Swami Nithyananda Video: Says Sex Tape Ruined Ranjitha's Life you claim that the video ruined Ranjitha's life, but you, being an enlightened holy man, were not affected. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, there you go again. Slippery as ever. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we want to let it be known that it was YOU who ruined Ranjitha's life and thousands of other lives. And, the videos didn't ruin anything. They just opened the Truth into your dark liar so that all those sleepy, dizzy people who were trapped in your cult could wake up. Truth ruined your show. Not the videos. But, that's probably too deep of a concept for such a holy huckster as yourself.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, just look at this picture:

It really sums up your nature. Just like the cat that swallowed the canary and bleaching up feathers will put on the sweet, sweet kitty-face and purrrrrrr in pretend enlightenment, as if nothing ever happened. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, your acting skills are good. But the evidense is overwhelming. Better get used to that idea of going back to jail for an extended period of tapas (atonement).

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, here you go again with the not-me approach. Even though you were busted doing all kinds of hanky panky while wearing the holy saffron cloth, you seem to be a natural at climbing some imaginary holy pedestal and saying that you are being persecuted like other 'true' masters. Sri Nithyananda, there's a big difference between 'persecuted' and 'prosecuted'. Please learn the difference. Because one of them you ain't and the other one you will be.

Yes, we still remember your little antic for Guru Poornima last July where you dedicated a whole 'museum' to feature other 'holy' spiritual leaders such as Osho, a.k.a. Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, that were run out of town once people knew that they were criminals. And, you called this whole farce a 'Holocaust'. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the Holocaust in World War II involved between 11 and 17 million victims that stemmed all from another ego maniac who misused Vedic culture (enter the Swastika) and mesmerized a whole nation. With your twisted logic, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, would have declared the Berlin bunkers where Hitler and the Nazis spent their lasts days hunkered down as a 'Holocaust' equal to your suffering. Was this your plan, Sri Nithyananda, to be another spiritual Hitler?

And look at here...

Why it's a glimpse into your special warped museum that prominently features, ah, we could have never guessed, you! 'Swami' Nithyananda, are your graphics designers enlightened just like you are? Well, we hate to be killjoys, but didn't they mean to write 'faces'? Actually, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, maybe they are enlightened afterall and some Truths did ooze out. We always associated you and this stint as being 'same mud, different bag'. But, you, Sri Nithyananda, come off as "different mud, same bag". That works for us.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what is this? It's bad enough that you made a mockery over a real tragedy, the 'Holocaust', but now you add injury to insult and insult to injury by trying to associate other true enlightened masters to your cult of hocus-pocus-tomfoolery fraud. We can't believe that right in front of the cameras, you, Sri Nithyananda, compare yourself on the same level as Jesus and Swami Vivekananda. 'Swami' Nithyananda, Swami Vivekananda is a real swami; not that you would know what one was, but to compare yourself to being on his level is not something that a Ramakrishna Mission dropout usually does. There's major karma associated with doing something that audacious. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you do realize this Truth, don't you?

Why of course you do. Look, "5,000 years of Purgatory" and you "still continue...". Wow, Sri Nithyananda, knowing that you will get over 5,000 years in Purgatory and you still carry on like you do is a bit reckless. We don't think there will be any end to your bad karma. How many people are you going to pull down into this bottomless pit? Is there any end? Oh, please, 'Swami' Nithyananda, stop this foolishness. You're hurting yourself and others beyond repair.

Note to readers: Do read the "Stand Up for Dharma", article called:

Who is the Innocent? The Victim or the Rapist?

The article is written in a straight-forward way that really shows the pain and anguish this whole Nithyananda drama (caused by Nithyananda himself) is causing. It really shows that this time, the chances are very convincing that Nithyananda will finally be serving a long prison sentence for a few of the thousands of rapes he has committed. Please do read it.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '~~Paramahamsa~~' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.