TSF Protests!

Rick Santorum Is Wrong!

2012-01-06T19:33:00.001-05:00

Rick Santorum Is Wrong. Marriage is NOT given as a PRIVILEGE from SOCIETY. It is a gift from God to all people. In that sense, it IS A RIGHT.

What is marriage?
It's a union between one man and one woman for love, companionship, help, and procreation. Our gracious God has given it to all the earth. Faith in Him is not required. Although, only those with faith in Christ as the forgiver of sins, know the greater meaning of marriage. That is, it presents to the world the merciful Husband Christ, and His self-sacrificing love for His bride the Church.
It is this great mercy that Christians look to with thanksgiving and imitation, albeit weak, poor, sinful imitation.
Since marriage is a representation of Christ and His Bride the Church, one can understand why it's not a homosexual event. The Scripture has only condemnation for homosexuality. Those practicing it should flee from it while they still have breath, to the One who died on the cross for their sins and the sins of the world. There is forgiveness in abundance in Christ.

Santorum also said the Constitution is based on the family. That's false. It really is a short, simple document, anyone can read it. It is plainly based on the ideals of freedom and liberty.

What the country needs in a president is a Constitutionally literate, determined leader. Not a moralist with his own cultic articles of faith. Santorum seems to make up both the Constitution and Christianity on the fly. He's adamant in what he believes.
But he's wrong.

What we want is a real American President. You can get our classy Abraham Lincoln T-Shirts and Greeting Cards at The Smokin' Frog Conservative T-Shirts. If Abe were here today he'd say, "You voted for a Marxist? Are you nuts?"

Obey Your Government?

2012-01-05T15:42:00.001-05:00

"Every person is to be in subjection to the governing authorities."

"Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's and to God the things that are God's."

Do you know who said those wild statements?
God did!
Rom.13:1 and Matt. 22:21

On this planet there are a ton of different governments and God in Holy Scripture says to obey them. To obey both Christ and some governments is difficult at best. It may cost you your life in some countries.
But not here.

What kind of government do we have here in America?
A representative republic is the correct answer.
Who's the king or head?
The President? Wrong.
The Senate? Wrong.
The House of representatives? Wrong.
The Supreme Court? Wrong.
It's 'WE THE PEOPLE!'

The president, senators, and representatives are our employees. We hire them to govern our fair land. They 'rule' at the consent of the governed. WE THE PEOPLE have set the parameters. It's all in a handy dandy little book we call The Constitution of the United States of America. They have specific delineated powers and NO MORE! And what's more, they take an oath to do exactly what their job description says.

We call the first ten amendments of the Constitution the Bill of Rights. They describe rights that WE THE PEOPLE have. It tells our leaders how far they can go. The Bill of Rights is our protection FROM our leaders should they deteriorate into dictators, such as we have today.

God did not tell us to obey a government we don't have. He didn't tell us to obey a monarchy, or a dictatorship, or Marxist government, or a Semitic government or a Roman government. We are not serfs in America. We are citizens. We judge the leaders, and require them to do their job, NOT the job they would prefer but the one described in the Constitution.

In this government WE THE PEOPLE have been given a huge responsibility to our neighbors. We are the guards of the hen house. We MUST for our own sake and the sake of our neighbors be active in scrutinizing those we pick to govern us. It's called being good citizens.
Don't even try to tell me a lazy uninformed citizen is a good neighbor or following the Word of Scripture. As much as the current occupant of the office of president objects, we ARE supposed to scream and yell at HIM and our other representatives, for their abuse of power. This president is so far outside the bounds of the Constitution he should be taken out in handcuffs and thrown in prison.

A good citizen watches, listens carefully, guards their neighbor against an abusive government, gathers information, analyzes a candidate's resume, demands constitutionality, then votes accordingly and continues to be vigilant. Last election too many of our so-called citizens thought voting for a person with absolutely no resume whatsoever, was a good idea. Hopefully they've recovered from their grand national delusion.

Unfortunately we took a bad turn into socialism in the early 1900's. Certain presidents took giant leaps further into it, such as Wilson and FDR. Most of our politicians are to some degree socialistic. They grew the central government into a behemoth and at this time require approximately 50% of the citizens to pay for the other 50%. This is a sin. This is awful.
And then we elected Barack Obama. The damage he has caused to our citizens, is exponential. By the time he leaves we will be a nation of babies, with no responsibility for anything in our lives. The job producers will ALL leave the country and WE THE BABIES will have no clue how to change our own diapers.
Or...
We could recover the office of citizen and do our job by putting those that would 'rule' us to the test. Make them prove they are constitutional, prove they will work hard to recover the Constitution, and prove they respect the citizens of this country.

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The Dangers of Christmas Parties

2011-12-28T19:25:00.002-05:00

Well the government's warnings about the dangers of Christmas Parties and New Years Day Parties apparently fell on deaf ears. These bears clearly don't care what the government has to say. And why should they? Who really cares what Mrs. Obama wants us to eat or drink? No one! Since the Marxists have taken over our once fine Republic, what else is there to do but drown our sorrows in some Really Good Beer.

But of course there is the downside to deal with. The Dreaded Morning After. There will always be the same old regrets, and headaches, and promises... "Never again, never again." But that's nonsense. No one believes us, and we don't even believe ourselves. There will always be another tomorrow, and we will do it again. Good Grief! Will we ever learn? Probably not as long as beer tastes so darn good, and as long as there is a garbage can to land in.

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The Santa Claus Nation

2011-12-23T17:38:00.000-05:00

For years, every Christmas, parents have told their children that a fat man in a red suit will come down the chimney and give them lots of stuff. All they have to do is be 'good' (a very nebulous term to be sure). Now for some very odd reason, every year no matter how recalcitrant they've behaved, they KNOW Santa will bless them with lots of toys. And apparently he does.
Then one day they find out, Santa doesn't exist, and all the adults have a good laugh. For some unknown reason they think becoming the first liars their kids encounter is funny. They also seem to have no idea of how their children will have less respect for any authority, friend, or mate, because of their lies.
For some odd reason we imagine lying to each other will have no consequences.

These children were taught that if they do the right things they will be rewarded.
They will be very disappointed.
Bad things happen in a fallen world. Economies collapse, jobs are outsourced, corrupt political leaders seise control of countries through demagoguery, and parents lie. Children are then taught by statist professors, it's unfair if they don't get what they want when they clearly deserve it. Children have been propagandized into selfish unconstitutional systems and non-christian beliefs, such as believing those that earn what they want in this life are evil.
Well of course. What would you expect when they've been given toys for nothing for so long. Their parents never told them in the 'lying days' that they worked their tails off to buy that stuff. They never told them that God gave us the gift of work. And now they and we, are reaping the whirlwind.
Selfish children flooded our streets in the Occupy Wall Street outbreak, demanding stuff for nothing. Selfish, lazy-ass, spoiled children screaming obscenities at those that have earned money as if that's a sin. While there is always corruption in every area of life, these brats are condemning the wrong people. They should look in the mirror. But ultimately we can thank ourselves for lying about too many things to our children. Especially the value and God-given gift of work.

Now it gets even worse.
What I am simply astounded at are Christians. Lately too many are fighting for Santa Claus displays as if Santa died on the cross for them. This is just sad at how far from the faith we have fallen in America. And it gets even worse. They even teach a Santa Claus theology. None of that "Salvation by grace through faith on account of Christ" stuff for them. No sir. They know they're good and they know others are not, and they know God is blessing them because of their own goodness.
Too many Christians have believed many Santa Claus theologies for so long they can not tell the truth from lies.
For instance, Jesus did not die on the cross to make you prosperous and happy or have perfect marriages. But you would never know it to listen to our ministers today. "If you only act more positive, the Lord will bless you." Really? "You have the power to release God's hand." Really? There are many pulpits in this country that have trap doors under them that go straight to hell. Pray to be delivered from these lying charlatans, so you don't go with them.

Our airways are filled with nonsense that passes for Christianity. It's not and no Christian should waste their time defending this stuff. It doesn't earn brownie points with Santa or Jesus. Here's a sampling:
"We say Merry Christmas!" So what! Did Jesus say Merry Christmas?
"They're replacing Christmas with 'holiday'." Again, so what. By the way holiday comes from the words Holy Day. If these Christians knew their faith and history enough, they could proclaim the meaning of the Holy Day to their neighbors.
"Jesus is the reason for the season." So what. Exactly what does that mean? No one can get past that stupid statement and actually tell me.
"They use an 'X' instead of spelling out Christ." So what! Again, the early Christians used the first letter of 'Christ' in the Greek alphabet 'X' as a symbol of for Him. Use X if you want and tell people Who it stands for.
For some very, very odd reason Christians act as if Santa and the Easter Bunny are part of Christianity.
Poor, very poor.

Jesus didn't scream out Merry Christmas before He died on the cross for the sins of the world. He did say "It is finished!" What's finished? Jesus accomplished all that is necessary for us to be rescued from sin, death and the devil.
This is the reason for Christmas. Jesus came to die for our sins!
The Son of God, "who for us men and for our salvation, came down from heaven and was incarnate by the Holy Spirit of the virgin Mary and was made man."
From the Nicene Creed.
Thanks be to God for His unspeakable Gift.

If you want to listen to a great show on Santa Claus Theology here's an old one from Issues, Etc., Santa Claus Theology with Rev. Bill Cwirla.

The Republic is Lost!

2011-12-23T15:32:00.001-05:00

The Republic is Lost! It's gone!
It collapsed under the weight of the ignorance of the citizens. The ignorance was and is willful, wide spread, and suicidal. Just one more idiot event after another.
ANYONE that fell for the charade that the supposed 'Tax Holiday' was a real tax cut is delusional, and thinks like a fool. For over a century now, the citizens have willingly decided to reject freedom and liberty and vote for a perpetual childhood.
They seem to be completely unaware or unconcerned, that this 'tax cut' is taken from their Social Security contributions. When they retire they will get much less because it is not being paid in. The Obama administration and the Democrats have not spoken publicly on this and explained to the nimrods out there, that this reduces their FICA withholding rather than just cutting their tax rates. The information is out there but our ignorant, see-no-evil, hear-no-evil self-made children, have made a conscious choice to deny reality and support this ruse. What will they do when they retire? The same thing they're doing now, cry to their new god, the government, to take care of them.
Are they stupid? One wonders. What else can you say? They may be malicious as well. They certainly appear to be beyond ignorant. They may not even be fixable. They've been living in unreal worlds on the web, social networking sites, and video games for too long. They seem to have no responsibility for themselves. Most have no idea this country actually has a Constitution, let alone know that Obama has complete disdain for it. Most of society has an 'it's all about me' quality', like their president. "We want it now and we want it all and we don't want to pay for it!"
That about sums up our nation today.
The Republic is lost!
The demagoguery from Obama is so Hitlerish, so expert, one really must ask:
Who is Barack Obama?
Who really knows?
Does Barack Obama know?
Does anyone really care?
No! No they don't.
The Republic is lost!

Tell me, you wise gimmes out there, is ignorance really bliss?

But to celebrate our demise, send your friends a greeting card encouraging national reeducation in order to preserve our lives. Get the funny President's Enemies List Cards, Buttons, and T-Shirts at The Smokin' Frog Conservative T-Shirts. Nothing like making the best of a bad situtation.

Chipmunk Hates Flies Greeting Card

2011-12-21T15:44:00.002-05:00

It's common knowledge that chipmunks hate flies. And who can blame them? We hate flies too. Those hitching leeches that attach themselves to us and feed off of us, sucking the very life out of us. Yes, I'm sure you figured out who I'm writing of...our senators and congressmen. Pigs that feed at the public trough, draining it dry, and then demanding more from us. How is it that these offenders of the Constitution have become millionaires while serving in Congress? We don't pay that much. Thieves! Overbearing statist dictators! Turning free citizens into serfs that exist for their pleasure. They should all be be arrested and taken out in handcuffs.
Well that's a nice dream anyway.
How is it they are voted for repeatedly, even when they are so old they can hardly walk?
ARE WE INSANE? Vote for some other Marxist. There are lots to choose from.
Or...
On a better note, vote for a Constitutionalist for a change. One or two won't make a difference. We need a lot of them. We need citizens that will take part in society rather than feed off of it. People that will work with their hands to have something good to give their neighbors, rather than demand their neighbor give them what they've earned.
In the mean time, while we wait to recover this dream, remind your friends of the rest pests of society, and the damage they've done.
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Exercise...Or Else!

2011-12-15T13:34:00.001-05:00

The government, especially Mrs. Obama, wants you to have a well balanced diet. So..for every cookie that you eat, have a nice big glass of champagne with it. This will surely make you a well rounded person. For every second helping of pie that you devour have a big intoxicating glass of beer. Enjoy that turkey drumstick with a luscious glass of wine, and a fine cigar. See it's not that hard to consume a well balanced all-natural diet.
But unfortunately once the holidays are gone, that well rounded feeling may take up a little too much space. That's when the government has another suggestion, (or is it a directive?). It's included in our new Obamacare: DEATH PANELS. That's right, they will be getting rid of some people since there is no more money left in the country to pay for their health and the People's Republic of China doesn't want to pay for them either. So, in order to stay off of the government's list, make sure they don't see you as an affront to their authority. Get that extra weight off fast while you're still breathing. Yeah we all hate exercising but it's better than being kevorkianed.
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BIGFOOT: Existence Proved

2011-12-14T22:01:00.003-05:00

Secret Government Operatives Revealed!
We ALL know the government lies to us. As a matter of fact, what have they ever said that's true? Yes, that's an easier question, isn't it? It shouldn't take too long to answer.
Take BIGFOOT for instance. They keep denying it's existence, but those denials prove false again and again. Now we know why. These creatures have been seen, and photographed as you can see here. They really do exist and have been spying on us. They were bred to keep us in line and not ask too many questions. They can see everything we do, everywhere we go, and hear everything we say. They're like drones. So maybe ventriloquism would be a good trade to take up, especially since all of our jobs have been outsourced (and clearly you can't outsource ventriloquism). Then we could actually put words in the mouths of the statists; and then these government operatives will get angry, and turn on them and eat them. Yeah, that sounds like a plan. Maybe not much of one, but it's all we've got.
BIGFOOT Posters, Cards and Postcards make great gifts for Christmas, birthdays or any day. Nobody thinks your any too sane anyway. And while you're at it, take a look at the rest of our funny photo cards and posters. They'll give you a laugh.

Camouflaged Assassin Greeting Card

2011-11-04T18:06:00.002-04:00

You know and I know that there are assassins lurking all around us. Many of them have been sent by the government. Just look at this guy. He has assassin written all over him. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Just don't go into the woods alone at night...if you know what's good for you.
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Here We Go Again: Enter Pastor Jeffress

2011-10-10T14:17:00.015-04:00

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Here we go again. Ignorant American Evangelicals inserting false teaching into elections.
What's the matter with them?
Neither the Bible, nor the Constitution require anyone to vote for a Christian for any office. This requirement imposed on us by American Evangelicals is proof that THEY have become cult-like rather than Biblical.

Let's analyze this like both Christians and citizens should:
1- The Scripture tells us to obey our government. That's it.
2- Our government is a Constitutionally Federated Representative Republic. WE THE PEOPLE are told to uphold this Constitution and vote for those people that will do the same, having leadership skills in that cause.

Unfortunately, Pastor Jeffress put himself in the false teaching category, along with Hagee, Robertson, Wright, when he instructed Christians to vote for Christians.

Unfortunately also, Evangelicals have denied too much Scripture for too long and they should be challenged on their supposed 'taking the Bible literally' stand. They simply do not take Christ's Words seriously.
For instance, on the night that Christ was betrayed He held up bread and wine and said this is My body and this is My blood. They deny this. They claim He meant it represents His body and blood.
But lets look at this Biblically:
1- Christ is God in the flesh.
2- He is the Creator of the world and all there is.
3- He created language.
There is a word in Greek for 'represents' and 'symbolize' and 'is'. Jesus, the Creator, said IS. This really isn't hard. He isn't an idiot He knows what He said and what He came to do, that is, save us from our sins. He will continue to give us His body and blood for sustenance in the forgiveness of our sins until He returns.
But this is denied.

Again, here is another big problem for Evangelicals. They don't believe that children are born in original sin. They believe in a so-called 'age of accountability'. But this 'age of accountability' is nowhere in Scripture. They know this and still teach this extra-biblical belief. Cults do that. Even as they observe their own little children, lie, steal, talk-back to them, they see that they are sinners from birth. Yet they deny this. The Psalmist said he was conceived in sin. Was he mistaken? Evangelicals must not read that part of Scripture. But I'll bet they teach their children to tell the truth and I'll bet they punish them if they don't.

Telling Evangelicals they must vote for an Evangelical is extra-biblical teaching. This is aberrant theology and shows plainly he really doesn't teach the Scriptures exclusively. Christ even said His kingdom is not of this world. He also never had any problem with pagan kings. Ahasuerus, Nebuchadnezzer, Cyrus, the multiple Caesars prove that. Christ kingdom has come and keeps coming. He's not afraid of sinners or kings that are members of cults. So, according to Pastor Jeffress own statement, this additional teaching, which does not have Jesus as its source, is cult-like. Clearly Pastor Jeffress doesn't corner the market on truth. To do that we must agree with Scripture and not add or subtract from it.

Now about Mormonism. Of course it's a cult. It's actually closer to science fiction. It's insanity. It is not in any way, shape, or form Christian. They don't believe in 'the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit' as the one true God, as the Scripture states. They believe in a pantheon of gods. Mitt Romney, Glen Beck, Harry Reid, Jon Huntsman believe they will become gods themselves one day. They believe Jesus was just a regular man who became God. False! False! False! (As well as insane!) Ask Mormons to deny this. They won't, they'll just feign outrage. Remember Huckabee's crack that Jesus and Satan are spirit brothers? Did they ever deny it? No! They just feigned outrage.

But so what? It doesn't apply as a requirement for elective office. It will not get them rescued from their sins but they can surely be president, senator, and congressman if they are qualified.
Our founders believed a lot of crazy stuff. They were not all Christians. Most weren't. My favorite, Thomas Jefferson did not believe Jesus was his Savior from sin. This is a shame and saddens me, but God gave him tremendous wisdom on freedom, liberty and governments. George Washington was a Mason. Masonry is completely incompatible with Christianity. But he was a terrific general and president, and we thank God for him.

The point to all this is we are voting for a person with a love for the Constitution and ability to protect and defend it. We have no right to make additional requirements. Our American pastors should study theology more, and not put their followers in bondage to their own preferences in the name of God.

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Why Aren't American Pastors Preaching Christianity?

2011-04-25T15:05:00.026-04:00

American religion is inherently synergistic. Too many Christians today are simply NOT believing true Christianity.
Too many pastors are leading us to apostasy.
They preach overcoming specific sins as if God has given us the gift of perfection; the gift of divinity. It's as if they don't believe in our innate sin at all. Most Americans don't believe in a sin nature. I have no idea why they think they die? Circle of life? Who knows.

Too many American pastors don't preach anything about the wrath of God and our total inability to do a thing about it. What is that? Do any of our 'positive' American Christians know what it is? They preach the 'peace of God' as if it were an emotional state, a state of mind, an experience. They should be put out of their misery, but fortunately for them, the church of Christ doesn't execute people. They certainly should be defrocked for stealing the children's Bread.
They have been called to herald the rescue of the human race and all creation by God Himself, Jesus Christ. Christ and Christ alone starts and finishes our salvation.

What you probably did not hear on Resurrection Day:
God's wrath at our sin is our real problem.
WRATH! Not His disappointment in us. But WRATH! "In the day you eat you DIE!"
Like they say, "What don't you understand?"
Someone MUST DIE! God was at war with us.
But God would pay the price for us. He would die Himself.
"But God...The Lord, The Lord God, compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, and abounding in lovingkindness and truth...who forgives iniquity, transgression and sin."
"The Son of God came down from heaven for us men and for our salvation."
Christ's punishment and death pays for our sin, bringing 'peace with God'. That means the warfare of God with us is over. He pays what we owe. God no longer has anger at us. He is satisfied. This peace is delivered to us when baptized into Christ for the forgiveness of our sins. This 'peace treaty', this covenant of peace, was signed in the blood of Christ. The punishment for all sins, past and present was paid for. It's a Done Deal! "IT IS FINISHED!"

Our current sins, our actual sins, are a smoke screen. They trick us into believing God is still angry and wrathful to us. These sins stir up guilt. They tell us we are not the righteous ones God has 'declared' us to be. They cause us to doubt God's forgiveness, doubt His pardon, doubt our new life in Christ, and instead believe our feelings, our present experience. This is the real battle we now live in. NOT our sins. But believing the penalty that our sins merit has not been paid for in full.
Instead, our pastors preach a false battle against anger, and sadness, and not being happy. It's so American, so self-centered. They spend every waking hour creating pietists, sinless or at least 'improving' Christians. They refuse to teach that Christ inhabits sinners, NOT the sinless. Jesus said, "It is not those who are healthy who need a physician, but those who are sick."

Beware of your ceaseless striving after a righteousness so great that you no longer appear as a sinner in your own eyes and do not want to be a sinner. For Christ dwells only with sinners. Martin Luther

These pastors follow the lie of the devil and tell the children of God, "now that Christ has finished His work, we must preform for Him or else. We must earn His blessings. We must plant seeds for God to honor."
Heresy!
We can do nothing for Christ. We are receivers, He is the giver.
Americans hate this.
When we seek credit from Him for good deeds that we think He should value, we will be woefully disappointed. But Christ is still working today as our perfect, holy Substitute, for all that is required before God. He died for us and He Lives for us!
The real war we fight is against apostasy; believing God is not God, but we are, just like Adam and Eve.
Today's pastors preach happiness, prosperity, self-esteem, purpose driven, overcoming our perceived sad life, deeds not creeds, positive thinking, your best life now, self-actualization, word of faith, etc. This sounds more like Christian Science than Christianity. It's closer to eastern religions than to Christianity. They trick us into thinking we have the power that belongs to God alone. They teach us that we must be the 'doers of the law'. They teach that God gives personality transplants when converted. They tell us God expects us to get busy now that we believe, as if Christ is not at work in us unless we have their approval. They preach as if they're God. But they're liars.

Christians still sin. We ALL know it, but deny it, rationalize it, and hide from it. This leads to apostasy.
We will 'experience' sinlessness one day. Not yet! The Resurrection of the dead will happen because Christ has risen from the dead. Until then we live in the sinless One, Jesus Christ, by faith. He has given us the gifts we need until this age is over. When sin alarms us, instead of denying it, we get to confess it and be forgiven. "Lord Jesus have mercy on me." This is the gift for our age. Not the lie of the devil, but the truth from God Himself. Because of the work of Christ, God is reconciled to us already.
We will not get God's approval by anything we do. What we do, our neighbors needs, not God. The Son of God Himself is our approval before God. This is what Resurrection Day's sermons should have proclaimed to us.
Why are American pastors trapping us in the self-centered lies of the devil?
They may be Americans, but they're not preaching Christianity.

So when the devil throws your sins in your face and declares that you deserve death and hell, tell him this: “I admit that I deserve death and hell, what of it? For I know One who suffered and made satisfaction on my behalf. His name is Jesus Christ, Son of God, and where He is there I shall be also! Martin Luther

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Think Green

2011-03-09T16:50:00.009-05:00

Inside the Think Green Birthday Card you'll read about the Department of National Delusions plan to get out of our economic mess.
Here, read what's inside:

NEW Monetary Policy of the Socialist States of Amerika
Brought to you by the Department of National Delusions.

Wishin’ and hopin’, drinkin’ and smokin’!
Yeah that pretty much sums up our new official policy for...everything!

Yes sir,
WE’RE SAVED!
Just follow Mr.Greenbacks to the bank, and tell them, “Mr.President Of The World sent me, and he demands that you spread the wealth around...to me right now...so that I can have a happy day.”
That’s right just tell them it’s your birthday and the President Of The World wants you to be happy. Go ahead, tell them what you want...

Did they listen to you? No?
Maybe you just didn’t wish hard enough. Maybe you’re not as good at fantasies as you thought you were. You’ll need more practice. Getting used to new government policy is always hard.
Our New Reeducation Camps will help a lot where that’s concerned. They’re being instituted this year, so take heart.

WOW! Now that's some policy. Your Conservative friends will get a real laugh out of this. And they'll know it's all too true.

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VOTE FOR HERMAN CAIN IN 2012!

2011-03-07T21:45:00.010-05:00

Picture this:
It's the Fall of 2012. The Presidential Debate is between a half-black Leninist using hundreds of 'uhhs', calibrating his every word while reading a teleprompter, and a thoroughly Black, thoroughly articulate, thoroughly qualified expert business man, filled with such a complete knowledge and belief in the Constitutionality of this American Republic, never needing a teleprompter since his beliefs come bubbling up from true conviction.
Who are you going to vote for?
Not all Black people are NAACP mind-numbed robots, to the dismay of the NAACP. Many would watch this debate and be blown away by the stature of Herman Cain. Many would claim him as their own. Any real American would. Herman Cain could end our insane flirtation with the devastating disease of Marxism and bring a real change: BY BRINGING BACK THE CONSTITUTION!
Liberals pee in their pants at the thought of Herman Cain getting traction. And they should. This would actually set numerous Blacks free to think apart from the talking points of the racist left, instead of continuing to be held in bondage to the destructive Liberalism that has reduced them down to the level of the pitiful inhabitants of Animal Farm, miserable, abused, knowing no way out of their dystopia.
No other Candidate is half as Constitutional nor as qualified as Herman Cain, and the phony Barack Obama would be reduced to an ash heap while debating him. The Marxist hold on the Black community and the White community may be lessened a bit. The media would short circuit while looking for a new narrative when they observe the racist white Tea Partiers voting in droves for a Black man. "How can this be?" New York Times and the alphabet networks will report this all the while their heads explode as their usual racist delusions self-destruct right before their eyes. The media even calls Herman Cain a racist. He's black for goodness sakes! It's truly crazy man.
But it is not really that difficult to understand:
Cain deals with reality. Obama deals with lies and pure hate.

Who are you going to vote for?
VOTE FOR HERMAN CAIN IN 2012!
Bring back a real man to the White House!

Socialist Squirrel Story Card

2011-02-08T16:47:00.008-05:00

Read and enjoy The Smokin' Frog Conservative T-Shirts NEW Story Cards. Conservatives (and anyone with a sense of humor) will enjoy our take on our current predicament. More will be added regularly so check back often.
Inside the Socialist Squirrel Story Card you'll find our original story on how the governments of the world are turning our squirrels into deadbeat dependents. Well, not really. But it is a funny story and it really did happen.

It begins:
There once was an old man, retired, with not too many interests.
He played cards everyday, solitaire mostly. Sometimes he played rummy, but he usually cheated so it was difficult to get anyone to play with him.
He’d go to the supermarket regularly and talk to ‘his girlfriends’. He was convinced they loved him. Sometimes he would visit his former workplace. He really missed it.
And he fed a squirrel.
The squirrel lived in a tree outside the back door. The old man took note of him one day and put cookie crumbs outside for him. Well, as you might expect, the squirrel gobbled them up in short order. They must have been a big step up over his usual diet of acorns. Chocolate, sugar, nuts, what’s not to like.
So the old man put cookies out for the squirrel everyday. He liked to see the squirrel respond to him. It made him feel good about himself. He’d made a friend...so he thought.
One day for some unknown reason the man forgot to put the prescribed delicacy out for his little friend at the proper time. And in the kitchen, while he was engaged in a conversation with his daughter, there suddenly came an awful bellow. With its paws sprawled out across the window, the squirrel was actually shrieking into the kitchen.
Startled, the man and his daughter looked at him and back at each other. Apparently the squirrel had become quite accustomed to this particular diet and his ‘butler’ was somewhat late with the goods. When his impatience got the better of him, he let his servant know of his extreme displeasure.
Both the man and his daughter thought it was probably a bad idea to make this poor creature dependent on him. So the cookies handouts ought to go away.
But who knew, how pushy squirrels could be.

Moral of the story: Squirrels, just like human beings, naturally know how to take care of themselves, until some messianic figure or government make them dependent on their supposed generosity.

“Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people's money.”
Lady Margaret Thatcher

National Bums Club Story Cards

2011-02-02T15:59:00.006-05:00

The Smokin' Frog Conservative T-Shirts has just put out NEW Story Cards. Conservatives (and anyone with a sense of humor) will enjoy our take on our current predicament. More will be added regularly so check back often.
Inside the National Bums Club Story Cards you'll find a solution to our national infestation of Bums. You can't get rid of these Bums once they've moved in. But they do seem to be vulnerable to tea. Funny.
You can also get National Bums Club Postcards.

WHAT IS A BUM?

bum n. 1. person, after being elected to office, exhibit severe psychosis involving delusions of grandeur.
2. person with no particular purpose but has chosen to squat on public property as if they owned it.

Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a Bum.
Bums have all of the power and who doesn’t want power? Right? Right.
We all want power. But of course, the down side is that sometimes there is a call to throw all the Bums out, but generally speaking, that has never happened in the past. So despite their periodic bad reputation, everyone wants to be a Bum.
Let’s look at the facts. One minute you could be a struggling attorney, suing the pants off of a real or fabricated enemy, or, teaching other struggling-soon-to-be-attorneys, how all of the pants in the world should belong to them. Then by happenstance, you find yourself to be a Bum. Now, the same people that lost their pants to you and don’t particularly like running around with their fannies exposed for all the world to see, pay you to continue to take them to the cleaners. They have plenty of reasons to want to dispose of you, but the fact of the matter is, you are now a Bum. Apparently Bums bring out the strangest behavior in their constituents. Bums tell their bottomless constituents how they will fight for them now, since they have no pants. This is always well received. But let’s face it, if you’re standing around, basically flashing the world, you would receive anything well, even if it’s from the same Bums that took your pants in the first place.
Yes sir, “They’re the BUMS of America and they’re on our side!”
Well, oh crap! We’re screwed.
Or are we?
Not anymore. Not after a refreshing cup of tea.
It’s a new day, they’re our pants, and we want them back.
So if the Bums don’t go away willingly we’ll just have to...
Throw the Bums Out!

Conservative Greeting Story Cards

2011-01-21T13:42:00.009-05:00

The Smokin' Frog Conservative T-Shirts has just put out NEW Story Cards. Conservatives (and anyone with a sense of humor) will enjoy our take on our current predicament. Customize them with a Get Well, Birthday, or coping greeting of your choice. More will be added regularly so check back often.

Inside the Socialists Coming Story Card you'll find our original National Anthem of the United Socialist States of Amerika. It is sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.

You better watch out,
You better not sob,
Abandon all hope,
They’ve killed all the jobs,
The Socialists are coming to town.

They’ve got lot’s of lists,
Checked WAAYYY more than twice,
Cooperate now or you’ll pay the price,
The Socialists are coming to town.

They see you when you’re sleeping,
They track you when you wake,
They trace you on the internet,
And care for you they fake.

Oh! There’s no where to run,
There’s no where to hide,
They rationed the food,
And set the day that you die,
The Socialists HAVE COME TO TOWN.
Oh yeah, the Socialists
OWN ALL THE TOWNS!

Neil Cavuto For President!

2010-10-21T10:54:00.009-04:00

Why Not Cavuto?
Neil Cavuto Is As Good As Anyone Else!
Cavuto has come to the same conclusion all of us have come to: you need no experience whatsoever to be president of the United States of America.
In 2008 we voted for a megalomanical narcissist. He had firm anti-American beliefs which he still has today. He has disdained the citizens of this country. He has destroyed any hope of recovering from financial servitude to China and Japan. He has taken control of our nation by executive order, installing czars for every aspect of our lives.
Neil could do better than this. Anyone could do better than this. I could do better than this. But I'd vote for Neil since he 'wants' the job.
Neil and his running mate Liz MacDonald have been having fun with this despite our deplorable state of affairs. MacDonald's slogan is brilliant as well:
WHY NOT US?
or is it:
WHY NOT US!
Since the country elected Obama we know they could vote for anyone!
Well, Neil Cavuto is certainly 'anyone' if nothing else.
NEIL CAVUTO FOR PRESIDENT!

Obama Is No Abe Lincoln

2010-10-19T19:47:00.019-04:00

Have you heard the comparisons of Barack Obama to Abraham Lincoln? Is Obama really like Abe? Maybe in his dreams he is, but why a Marxist wants to pretend he's like Abe is inexplicable. Marxists like Obama want total control of everyone. He wants serfs. But more than that, he simply hates this country and her citizens. His many writings and interviews display an ingrained resentment to all things American. His many mentors including Jeremiah Wright and Frank Marshall Davis, have led him down that hateful road to take retribution on his perceived enemies. How people can live their lives consumed with hate and grudges is known only to those that want dominion, such as Marxists, Muslims, Ku Klux Klansmen. These groups see enemies everywhere, and if there are none they create them. They are racists, they're never wrong, and they grant forgiveness to no one. They are blinded by hate and an otherworldly self-righteousness.

But there may be some similarities between Abe Lincoln and Barack Obama. They are both tall and thin and they both have large ears. But it ends there.
The real question is "Do they think alike?"
No. No they don't.

Lincoln was self-educated and brilliant.
Obama has been given the best education other people's money could buy and he still makes no sense. He can't speak with out a multitude of 'umms' nor without a teleprompter, and generally says nothing.

Lincoln actually worked at bringing peace throughout his life in all of his vocations.
Obama has spent his life causing agitation between different groups and races.

Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves.
Obama seeks to enslave the whole country, by his arrogant policies and edicts that will have our children enslaved to debt and masters for all of their lifetime.

Abraham Lincoln ended the Civil War.
Obama has initiated exit strategies at the expense of our troops, our allies, and our reputation. He has allowed Iran to sit in on talks in Afghanistan, a most suicidal act as well as malicious towards the citizens of the USA.
At the same time he has caused civil unrest in this country between races, unions, young and old, haves and have nots, and political parties.

Abraham Lincoln did not think he was god.
Obama is more megalomaniacal that any president before him. And lately we witness how unstable he becomes when he doesn't get his way. There is nothing worse than an angry god.

Abraham Lincoln was known as 'Honest Abe'.
Does anyone think Obama is an honest man? You do? Hey, pass some of that weed over here, I could use a little numbing.

Abraham Lincoln loved this nation and her people.
Obama has complete disdain for us. He calls us pejorative names repeatedly. We are his employers and he speaks with contempt for us and seeks to bring the nation to its knees. Obama particularly hates those that produce products in this country. He has destroyed and continues to destroy businesses at breakneck speed. Obama has seized property and wealth and given them to Marxist interlopers, unions. Unions are the epitome of greed and coveting. Obama has determined the real earners have had the wealth long enough.

Here is some of Abraham Lincoln's wisdom:

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
 You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.  
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.  
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."

To each one of these statements Obama's answer would be "Oh yes we can." He is doing the exact opposite. And he has called us a host of names for saying the same thing as Abe.
Here's some more of Obama's wisdom:
"Fired Up, Ready To Go."
"It's Bush's Fault."
"The Constitution is a charter of negative liberties. Says what the states can't do to you." (And he had a problem with that.)
"You've got to spread the wealth around."
"The Cambridge Police acted stupidly."
The Warren Court had not "ventured into the issues of redistribution of wealth and sort of more basic issues of political and economic justice in this society." (Red meat for Marxists.)
About Pennsylvanians: "So it’s not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
"Part of the reason that our politics seems so tough right now and facts and science and argument does not seem to be winning the day all the time is because we're hardwired not to always think clearly when we're scared. And the country's scared.”
Alas! If we only would listen to him our fears would be put to rest.

Obama exhibits hatred towards God and His gifts to men. He is angry that this God did not give equally to all. But that really is His business, not ours, and not Obama's. Those that have, may give freely to whomever they wish, but it's not the government's right to take it by force and give to their chosen ones. Is Obama going to right the wrongs of God and man? When Obama was nominated he said: "This is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal." This is idolatry on steroids.

Obama is no Abe Lincoln, and he certainly is not God, and he certainly disdains this Republic and her citizens. He is much closer to the Progressive FDR. FDR terrorized our business community to near paralysis, Obama will out do him in abusing his power before he's done. Neither men have done a thing to improve the economy, but instead have harmed it exponentially, and at the same time tell us how much better off we are.

Abraham Lincoln said this:

"A house divided against itself cannot stand.(Mark 3:25) I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved—I do not expect the house to fall—but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing, or all the other".

This Republic has always been on shaky ground. First we had to fight the British. Then we have constantly fought with our own national sins. But for over a century we've been fighting a losing battle against the totalitarian takeover of Socialists, Marxists, Progressives, Communists. While they all overlap in ideology the one thing they have in common is hatred for the American Republic and its promise of self-respect for every individual. The cabal of Socialists/Marxists/Progressives/Communists has always disdained the individual rights proclaimed in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. They preach economic and social justice but they are facades for their greed and coveting of other peoples stuff and control of those that work this Republic. They hate that anyone has earned anything that they don't have. They hate that there is a God over them. They hate that they do not rule. They hate that all men do not recognize their greatness.
This is the cloth Barack Obama is cut from.
He is no Abraham Lincoln.
America was far from perfect when Obama was elected. And it has become far more divided since he's been elected. His powers of manipulation are strong, he has convinced too many citizens to stop thinking. That is great power, but he is not God.
Hopefully he'll be done in 2012. Hopefully we'll reclaim the power of 'We The People' and fight against our truculent manchild president.

Another Tower Of Babel

2010-09-28T15:04:00.010-04:00

Glen Beck and Barack Obama are both building their own versions of the Tower of Babel. Both claim Christ is on their side. But both speak of a Christ that doesn't exist, an impotent Savior, but a purposeful nation builder, but building different nations. Both believe in a false god, an idol. Our modern prophets Beck and Obama proclaim, "I have a dream, I have a dream. God has sent me."
Both preach "come together over me."
But will we?

Christ told us, His kingdom is not of this world. It doesn't arrive through human efforts, morality or economic justice, and it's not called America. Beck proclaims the 'divine' origin of this country. He has proclaimed the Constitution to be divine. It's not. He has all but deified the founders of America. But that's because he's a Mormon and they believe men become gods. They believe in multiple gods. They do not believe Jesus Christ is the One and Only ETERNAL Son of the Only Father. They don't believe in the Holy Trinity.
But Christ is not one of the pantheon of gods that Mormons believe in. Christ is the exclusive God-man and Christians are called to be faithful to Him unto death.
How easily American Christians have sold out.
American Christians today, are so bankrupt of true Christianity that huge numbers of them aligned themselves with this pluralistic Mormon that instructs them to 'pray to any god at all, just pray', it's the American Way. And they did! Worse still, Beck has the audacity to instruct 'Christian' ministers to preach his version of nationalism and morals in their pulpits. Christian ministers should know better. They 'should' know they are heralds of Christ, not America.
God has not asked much of Americans until now. We've had it very cushy, there's been no persecution here. Will we repay Him by joining and praying with a pluralistic Mormon and deny Christ?
The early Christians went to their death for not putting a pinch of salt before a statue of Caesar along with the statue of Christ. They refused to sell out their Lord. "Be faithful until death" is not in vogue in American Christianity any longer, if it ever was. American Christians much prefer the treasures that only an earthly kingdom can give, the facade of power, happiness, wealth, status, moral government. All impostors of the good and perfect kingdom that will come when Christ returns.

Barack Obama is part of Black Liberation Theology. This is nothing but Marxism clothed in Christian terms. Black Liberation Theology teaches one to despise America, blaming it for all the ills of the world, as if America invented sin. Black Liberation Theology teaches it's disciples they are victims, innocent, and righteous to bring retribution. In reality they are nothing but pawns of the devil and just as evil as every other sinner on the planet, and unrepentant.
Obama said God gives grace for unity, that being in a secular Marxist sense. But that's not true. Again, Christ's kingdom is not of this world. Unity in Jesus is found in His baptism of death for the forgiveness of our sins. The unity we have by faith will be experienced in the resurrection of the dead. Grace is not for the purpose of building our own empires, but receiving God's forgiveness for our sins for Christ's sake.

Christians today have no Word of Life for the killing machine of Islam. They don't know their own faith let alone what Islam teaches. How do we rescue Muslims if we are silenced? How do we rescue Muslims if we don't speak of the forgiveness of sins that only the one true God, the Lord Jesus Christ, can give? Things have changed quickly. If we speak of the evil teachings of death in the Qur'an we are called bigots and Islamophobes. But it's all in there.
We have loved the American doctrines of 'tolerance' and 'coming together' more than Christ. Both Beck and Obama preach the same false idol of 'unity' for the sake of their own deification. We have been deceived into silence. We have lost our First Love, Christ. Christ is Truth. Only Christ rescues from sin in this life. He does this through His Word of the Gospel.
Muslims need to hear this whether they kill us or not.
Have you noticed how Islam has taken over the dialog of our country? The Liberals love it. But they love everyone that hates America. Have you noticed only Muslims are having babies? Americans don't have them anymore and when they do, they seek to kill them. Muslims are on the verge of becoming the largest voting block in Italy, France, England, Germany, and soon America. Christ died for these people and we have no Word of Life for them, and they are here to kill us.
Don't be naive enough to think it won't happen here. It's happening worldwide.

Has American Christianity become saltless?
Nearly everyone you meet claims to be a Christian. They all 'feel' Jesus in their hearts. They just know He wants them happy at all costs and they have surveys to prove it. Sin? Oh, we don't talk about that any more, it makes us feel bad. The TV is filled with so-called 'Christians' and 'Christian preachers'. And they all want our money. God must be broke or something. Well of course He's broke, since Obama became president everyone's broke.

At a time when the whole world is in turmoil and needs the true Biblical, merciful Christ, Christians in America have nothing to say that would rescue them. Today is a day of hell on earth, and most Christians have no idea what the Gospel is. The so-called Christians on TV are almost exclusively of the Word/Faith heresy. Their Jesus died to make them rich, happy, and driving that Mercedes Benz that eluded Janis Joplin.
Then there is the Rick Warren variety. They are just plain tired of all that 'Jesus dying on the cross stuff', they prefer to focus on what they can do for this impotent God they believe in.
Then there is the 'God and Country' Christians. They confuse the Constitution with the Scripture, and apparently Jesus will be real ticked off if we don't vote a certain way.
Then there is the Social Gospel churches. Jesus died to show them how not to believe in Him, just live according to the dictates of the satanic Marx and call it justice.
Millions follow D. James Kennedy (even from the grave) and other Kingdom teachers, and are seeking a moral, well-behaved Christianized America. But Jesus didn't die to get us to behave better.
Then there are the really HOLY Christians. They are kicking the butt out of their sin. They 'used to be sinners' but not now, they have a friend in Jesus, and when they die their going up to the spirit in the sky.
This is American Christianity today. Awful. Saltless. A Tower of Babel that reaches to heaven to make a great name for itself. Just not the Christ of Scripture.

Too many people and too many Christians voted for a Marxist that despises America and is hell bent on bringing it to it's knees. He's allowing Islam to crush us along with the world.
Now we will have troubled times. Now we are open for persecution.
Christians have spent too much time and energy on stupid non-Biblical stuff. Jesus doesn't care about prayer in school, or creches, or an anonymous god mentioned on our money or in the Pledge Of Allegiance. But these stupid things have consumed American Christians.
So here's an important announcement:
GOD IS NOT AN AMERICAN, NOR IS AMERICA DIVINE, AND IT MAY BE PASSING AWAY! ALL GOVERNMENTS HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE!
But Christ will remain...and persecution will come to our land.
Wake up Christians! Wake up! Persecution is coming! We voted for it!

How will Christians be faithful to Christ when they don't recognize Him any longer?
May Christ have mercy on us all.

Is Harry Reid A Whack Job?

2010-09-10T17:34:00.011-04:00

Harry Reid has had control of the Senate since 2007.
If you remember, the Socialist Big Government Republicans lost control of both the House and Senate in the 2006 Election. Hopefully they have truly recovered from their excursion into the abyss of Liberal mimicry. Hopefully they will remember they're supposed to 'conserve', that's what Conservatives do. Real Conservatives that is. The country will hopefully throw the 'big government Republicans' out along with the Marxist Democrats next election.
Be that as it may, the Democrats won in 2007. Harry Reid led the way down the proverbial tubes, with the help of Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, Christopher Dodd, and Barack Obama. They have been reigning through the so-called 'failed policies of the past'. The only problem they had with the Bush-Republican spending spree is that it wasn't enough. They would have spent much more in the past decade if they could and proved it once Obama took his throne and they were swept into power.
Harry Reid has presided over the biggest expansion of government in our history.
Harry Reid is also a liar, or a whack job, one or the other. He says:

“You know that I had nothing to do with the massive foreclosures here. You know that I had nothing to do with these unemployment figures. In fact, I've worked hard to change them. My job is to create jobs. My opponent says that is not her job to create jobs. And I think that is really wrong. I think it is my job to create jobs and I've done my best. Is there more that needs to take place? Of course, there is.”

More phony 'GOVERNMENT' jobs? Too many Americans have lost their real jobs, pensions, and healthcare, and Harry wants to create more overbearing government jobs for union workers that of course will vote Democrat.

“It would take a real stretch to think I caused the problems with the economy. I don't have any hand in what took place during the Bush administration. I tried to rein that in.”

But Harry reigned the last two years of the Bush administration, refusing to reign in the most criminal of organizations, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac along with Dodd, Frank, Pelosi and the rest of the criminal Democrat Party. Harry and the Democrats have spent us into bondage to China.
Obama rails against the 'failed policies of the past'. "THEY LIE!" He and Harry had a good hand in them. And he's continued the policies of spending money we don't have.
Obama and Reid are confused. They thought their win in 2008 meant the country finally saw the Marxist light and was ready to dump the Constitution into the Potomac. But they were wrong.
Is it November yet?
Soon, soon.

Paul Ryan Verses Pres. Obama: No Contest

2010-08-27T12:24:00.017-04:00

Why do I understand what Paul Ryan says, and have my eyes glaze over when our megalomaniac-in-chief speaks? He says nothing, takes so long to say it, and says it with such arrogance. Obama loves to hear himself talk, and loves to "watch us watching him." Someone should get him psychiatric help. It seems, the only plan Obama has is to ensure Jeremiah Wright's dream come true, "God Damn America." Is it "as pretty to him as the Muslim Call To Prayer?" What kind of a person has so much disdain and hate for his country that he willingly and purposefully dismantles it? The kind of person our president is: shallow, self-adoring, and dangerous.
Hopefully November 2010 will be the start of the dismantling of the Obamanation. May it come to a screeching halt, implode, never to rise from the ashes of it's collapse. May all Americans wake up to the servitude that we have allowed ourselves to be put into for the past century. May the citizens decide to reclaim self-respect and reject the era of government handouts. May we overthrow the evil Marxist/Fascist Nanny State that Obama exemplifies. May our lazy-ass, ignorant, dependent citizens find disgust within themselves for the impotent condition they've willingly bask in.
Here's hoping our Marxist President will be a one-termer.

Watch again what the Liberals, including Obama have done to us. Remember, Bush was never that powerful.

Paul Ryan has some good ideas at his Roadmap For America's Future. It's better than Marxism. It involves, thought, self-respect, Capitalism, and a move towards Constitutionality. Obama can only delude himself into thinking he's this intelligent. He's not, he all smoke and mirrors. Speaking of smoke and mirrors check out an old favorite: The Obama Smoke And Mirrors Show

“It can’t happen without you, without a new spirit of service, a new spirit of sacrifice.” President-Elect Barack Obama, November 4, 2008
“It stands to reason that where there’s sacrifice, there’s someone collecting sacrificial offerings. Where there’s service, there’s someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice, speaks of slaves and masters. And intends to be the master.” Ayn Rand, The Soul of a Collectivist, For the New Intellectual, 73

Why Does The Left Want The Human Race Dead?

2010-08-24T19:41:00.060-04:00

Leftist, Statist, Progressive, Marxist. What ever you call this government and their media elite cheerleaders, they want and install policies of death.
The Leftists want to kill our babies, especially Black babies. They hate life and want to control the population. They denigrate the Creator that gives life, reducing Him to a myth and His work to happenstance. They reduce His greatest creation, man, to a lower level of importance than bugs. They teach our children we are descendants of monkeys, thus we have no responsibility to God or man. The Leftists have removed the good gifts of God from our reach, worshiping the creation rather than the Creator, preventing us from using its abundant resources that sustain life. They have reduced the Savior of the world to a community organizer, one that Islam accepts, but is thoroughly emasculated, and void of divinity.

Statists hate religion, especially Jesus Christ, and yet today they vehemently support the killing machine that is Islam, not even allowing the public discussion of what their doctrines teach. Leftists keep the Muslim's secrets for them. Their doctrine of Taqiyya is generally unknown to the average infidel. The killing orders of Islam are available for all to read, but statists don't bother or care to study them. The only religious evil to statists are those darn crèches and crosses. They must be stopped at all costs. And there should be no public mention of God other than Allah.

Our all-wise statists steal our property and our hard-earned wealth for their own selfish ends. These ends usually have built-in bondage for the rest of us. They enforce laws and create agencies that are little better than crypts. They create citizens with no self-respect, dependents, waiting for government handouts. They've sold us to China with no hope for our grandchildren being free, at least not without jobs, which they've outsourced by the millions. They've flooded the country with H1B replacement workers from India, stealing from Americans their right to pursue their own happiness. The Leftists force illegal aliens on the citizens, overrunning our service systems, raping, pillaging, stealing homes, spreading diseases from Mexico. If we complain, we are racists.

We are forbidden to speak of the horror and obscenity of sodomy. The Leftists have determine that its natural from birth for men to shove their penises up each others anuses. Amazingly, they proclaim at times, "God made them that way, it's a gift." For this, faith in God mysteriously arrives. The fact that these practices spread a host of diseases across the population and costs the citizens a fortune shouldn't bother anyone. The fact that their practices kill millions of people shouldn't bother us either.

ObamaCare will ensure that many will never see the light of day. The vulnerable, the deformed, will not be allowed to be born. The elderly that are simply costing too much for this society will be encouraged to do their part for society and die, quickly. Many of the fatties of our over-sized Republic will be forced into tighter jeans by law. This is a little funny, since many of the our society thought they were voting for the guy that would provide the burgers and fries, but he's actually going to unleash the Food Nazis on them. Many thought he would come over and fill their gas tanks, but now he's going to make them run. Ah! The joys of slavery. But who will receive the benefits of 'rationed' ObamaCare? The Republicans? I don't think so. They're eeeviill!

To the Leftists, only the Conservatives, Republicans, Christians are bigots, for noticing that Progressive Statist policies brings death. But when we take note of this we are criticized, called racists, bigots, homophobes, and now Islamophobes. We are even charged with hate speech for noticing the death march. The Leftist media, especially MSNBC, lie and reprimand us every day of the week on national TV and seek to remove our right to say so. It would almost be worth it for Islam to prevail in this country, just to see the 'tolerant' bigots of the left put under Sharia Law. These lovers of every vile activity known to man would be the first to be executed under a Muslim regime.
But I would much rather see them converted to both the Constitution and to Christ. Christ died for all sinners. There is mercy for all with Christ, unlike with the statists. These liars are co-conspirators in installing a man in the office of the presidency that hates this country. They covered up his Marxist background, his disdain for this Republic, his flame-throwing racist pastor, and his cavorting with Marxist terrorists. No one is allowed to know of his medical records, his grades, and his infamous birth certificate. Never mind his birth certificate, I would be happy if he would pretend that he liked us. Certificate or not, he has no American identity.

Obama and the Left have demonized everyone that works for a living, stealing from them to give freely to Marxist union thieves and thugs, and the propagandized lazy-ass citizens. The Left needs enemies, thus if there are none they must be created. The Left needs crises. Everything is a crisis, if there are none they will be created. The Statists have kill jobs purposely, reducing us to a 3rd world status, willingly placing the citizens in bondage to their schemes, and using every crisis to cripple and control the population.

Just look at who the Left adulates and placates, the worst of humanity. They uphold, Mao, Marx, Stalin, Lenin, Chavez, Castro, Che Guevara. How many of their own people have these demon butchers from hell killed? But to the statists, who are the real enemies of the people? The Republicans. The bigoted Christians. The evil Conservatives. That's right, their own fellow citizens that don't want to kill anyone, would be rounded up and shot on sight if they had their way.

Our Pravda media and our statist government are at war with the American people. They are hell-bent on enslaving us. Why do they want to kill this Republic and its people? Why are they so filled with hate? Why do they hate the free exchange of ideas? Why do they want to remove our right to free speech, religion and right to life? Who knows.
But the Progressive death march continues unabated.

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Ground Zero Mosque And The Right To Life

2010-08-19T16:37:00.025-04:00

Why is it that everyone up in arms over the Ground Zero Mosque?
For the very same reason the Twin Towers were knocked down: Islam teaches killing and their sole goal is to subjugate the whole world to Allah, and everyone knows it.
They are nowhere near a religion of peace, anyone that isn't deaf, dumb, and especially blind can find out what Islam teaches very easily. This is the elephant in the room, not just a plain old mosque, but a center that teaches and plans death for their neighbors.
Telling the truth is not in fashion any longer.

It's farcical to listen to Liberals proclaim the glories of religious freedom all of a sudden. I can't recall them caring about Christianity EVER!!! They've put up a united frontal attack on anything remotely Christian. But now they're defending a 'religion', that once in control, will put them all to death immediately, unless they submit to Allah.
Why do Liberals defend all things Islam? Do Liberals see it as a way of giving the finger to Christians and to Christ? They despise the true God which is why they wish to remove any reminder of Him from the public square. The more neutered they can make Christ the better. A neutered Christianity they will accept, a rocking Christianity they will accept, a socialized feminized Christianity they will accept. But a masculine Christ-centered Christianity, like the only one the Scriptures teach, they won't accept.

There's an enormous difference between Islam and the rest of the world. There's an especially enormous difference between Christianity and Islam.
Besides the obvious, that Christ Himself is God come in the flesh to save us from our sins, the following differences effect all society:
While Christians will not kill Liberals or any other unbeliever over their disdain for Christ, Muslims will kill those that disdain Allah and the Prophet Muhammad.

9:5. Then when the Sacred Months (the 1st, 7th, 11th, and 12th months of the Islamic calendar) have passed, then kill the Mushrikun (unbelievers) wherever you find them, and capture them and besiege them, and prepare for them each and every ambush. But if they repent and perform As-Salat (Iqamat-as-Salat, the Islamic ritual prayers), and give Zakat (alms), then leave their way free. Verily, Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.

9:29. Fight against those who believe not in Allah, nor in the Last Day, nor forbid that which has been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger and those who acknowledge not the religion of truth (i.e. Islam) among the people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians), until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.

A truly loving and peaceful religion, don't you think?
Muslims will disdain, abuse, rape, and kill women at will. Christianity has been the saving grace for women. Any light reading of the New Testament, shows Christ persistently pursuing women with theology, not kitchen instructions. He also gave the first Evangel to women, to go and tell His apostles that He had risen from the dead conquering sin and death. Christ calls us to treat all of our neighbors, women included, with respect. Yet we hear the Liberal 'loony tunes', such as Rosie O'Donnell, equate Christianity to Islam. There is no comparison, but they hate Christ and must attack Him so they fabricate their necessary lies.
Under Islamic Sharia Law, homosexuals may be executed. Under Christianity they are taught it is sinful and they get to confess their sins and be forgiven. Christians don't execute anyone. We pray for our friends and foes alike. All men are sinners and Christ died for all men.
Muslims are commanded to struggle, JIHAD, against all infidels, that would be everyone else. It is obligatory to make war on everyone until all have submitted to Allah. While Christians would like all to believe in Christ, we pursue it with prayer to Our Father in heaven, that His kingdom comes to all.
While Christians believe lying is a sin, Muslims do not. They practice 'taqiyya'. Taqiyya allows Muslims to lie about what they believe and what Qur'an says. They may speak publicly about earlier 'peaceful' passages in the Qur'an, and in the mosque proclaim the violent ones. The Qur'an teaches 'abrogation'. This teaches Muslims the earlier contradictory peaceful passages are abrogated by the later violent ones. The average infidel doesn't know this, so we are deceived into believing Islam is a peaceful religion, which it is not. Unfortunately American infidels are a bunch of lazy asses and won't bother to look anything up either, so we choose to believe the lie. Muslims are even given the right to pretend renunciation of Islam if need be to save their lives. So the good Allah is okay with lying and killing. (Now if you are filled with hostility this may be the religion for you.)

Muslims have been on a killing spree since the time of Muhammad. George W. Bush wasn't around then so we really shouldn't blame him. Muslims have given this country trouble from its beginning. Thomas Jefferson sent the Marines after them. Islam really is a killing machine.

Muslims build mosques where they conquer. The Muslims want to build a mosque where they conquered us, at Ground Zero. This is the problem. We know the evil that Islam is and yet our political and religious leaders lie to us about their beliefs and intentions. We can read and learn for ourselves, and we have. This is not a freedom of religion case. It is a RIGHT TO LIFE case. Islam is coming to kill the infidels of the world and Liberals tell us to be tolerant of them. It is the higher good.
But Americans want to live and we don't want murderers living next door plotting our demise.
What to do?

Thanks to Jihad Watch for great lessons on what we are up against. Visit them for more information.
Also visit ACT! for America
and American Congress for Truth

Hoisted On Our Own Petard

2010-08-16T17:14:00.029-04:00

1st Amendment:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

United States Declaration of Independence:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Common sense has led us to create laws to balance some conflicts. Such as:
No one can yell fire in a movie theater or other public gathering. Polygamy and human sacrifice are simply not allowed. Free speech and freedom of religion go just so far.

Islam is a religion of death and has been since Muhammad conceived it. He committed mass murder and his followers continue their killing spree to this day. The Qur'an, as well as the Hadif and Sharia Law, teach to kill all infidels.
Islam is evil to the core.
FIRE!!!
Why are we pretending Islam is peaceful. It has absolutely never been peaceful. It's goal is subjugation of the world and kill those that do not submit. It's just that simple.
No religion other than Islam teaches killing. We should read their books.

This is the problem:
We Americans believe in and love our freedoms. We will fight for free speech and for freedom of religion. But we will also fight for Life!!! Islam exists to kill the rest of the human race, and we will never stop them. They have no love of life or their children. They have no critical thinking at all. They are taught that the infidels (us) are all evil and should be killed for Allah.
We will not beat them in Afghanistan either. We should defend our people when attacked, but Muslims do not care if they live or die. We do. And they will not stop attacking the world.
Muslims are deceived. No human force will win with them. They may be subdued momentarily but their history has shown it is only momentarily.

What Muslims need desperately is the Gospel of Jesus Christ proclaimed to them for the forgiveness of their sins. This would break the bondage of satan that consumes them.
And therein lies another problem:
Today's Christian Churches preach so much crap it's amazing anyone can hear the true Gospel at all. Today's churches are apparently bored with Christ. Bored with hearing of our need of forgiveness.
We've been 'Rick Warrened' to death.
Today's churches seem to think Christ died on the cross to make them rich. Today's churches are more concerned about their supposed morality, their supposed good deeds, their positive thinking, their possibility thinking, their power over demons (those fat demons and poverty demons are running wild today, you known). Today's Christian sound more like Christian Scientists than Christians. They deny their own sin just as the delusional Mary Baker Eddy did. Today's Christians are enthralled with Glen Beck and can't tell, or don't care, that he's a Mormon. Mormons believe in a pantheon of gods, NOT the Holy Trinity. Mormons, besides the science fiction aspect of their religion, believe not much differently then the pharisees of Jesus day. They believe they are good and keep God's Law. Too many Christians do the same, presenting themselves to the world as sinless. But "There is no one good." the Scriptures tell us.
When we are bored with the Christ of Scripture, and are convinced of our own righteousness we will believe anything. Today's Christians seem to think the Constitution is divine like the Scriptures. It's not. But most Christians today are blending God and country into one big goo. God rules over all countries by the way. He is neither an American, nor a Democrat, nor a Republican.

Unfortunately, there is no power to save in these phony beliefs. And at this time, when the world is going to hell in a hand basket, we have nothing salvific to say to Muslims that want to kill us. Muslims do not need our Constitution, or our morals. They need their sins forgiven. They need to know Christ died for them.
Commentators and political leaders from Beck to Obama, are hijacking Biblical terms for their own version of America. The Constitution suffices for American government. For salvation we need to hear of Christ forgiving our sins. While we still have free speech and freedom of religion in America, we should proclaim the Gospel of Christ in all the land and all the world. Muslims need Jesus not Allah. And so do Christians.

We need to convert Christians again.
May Christ have mercy on us.

The Lies We Tell

2010-08-13T19:22:00.023-04:00

This could fill a book. Thanks to a Marxist/Fascist administration we have in fact entered Superman's 'Bizarro World'. Right is wrong, black is white, good is bad, and of course the old standby that Marxists love so much, the rich have stolen their wealth from the poor. That has to be my favorite. I just can't remember ever being hired for a job by a poor person. And yet we're told that is where the rich got their wealth. I need a drink.
Some of our current lies are not just ludicrous they will actually kill us in the end. In my lifetime everything has turned upside down. There are a large number of our citizens that applaud this destruction. I would call that evil but I'm just an ignorant person according to the bright lights populating our universities today.

What are these elephants in the room? Here are a few of the deadly lies we believe today:

Lie: Obama doesn't know what he is doing.
How anyone can say this is inexplicable. He wrote two books about himself and explained plainly what he was about. Who writes two books about himself by the early 40s having accomplished nothing? He had given numerous interviews and speeches on his Marxist/Fascist views. They are easily obtainable on the web. He knows full well how he is destroying this country and this was his plan all along. He has learned very well his Hate-America-First lessons from Jeremiah Wright and Frank Marshall Davis. Obama does not have an American identity but he has a distinct animosity to America instead. All of the news media knew this and covered it up. But I'm a 'racist' for noticing.

Lie: Islam is a religion of peace.
The Qur'an teaches killing all infidels. No other religion is anywhere near that. It's pure evil. Christianity teaches us to love our enemies and to pray for them. Muslims are the only ones coming here to kill us. The Bahais aren't coming to kill us, the Buddhists aren't coming to kill us, neither are the Taoists nor the Hindus. But our government lies about this and I'm intolerant for noticing.

Lie: Homosexuality is natural, healthy, and God-given.
Christianity teaches that homosexuality is sinful, so is stealing, lying, disobeying our parents, and adultery. All children are born sinners. They lie, cheat, and steal instantly on entering this world, and so we teach them to do the right things. Some children are born with the sin of homosexuality and we teach them to do the right thing there as well. At least we used to. Homosexuality is a filthy practice that spreads a host of different venereal diseases. Aids was originally called GRID, Gay-Related Immune Deficiency, a venereal disease. The various practices of sodomy are extremely unhealthy but we must play 'Let's Pretend' or we are called homophobes and charged with a hate crime. The simple observation that gays can not produce children should speak to it's aberrant nature. God did not make anyone gay. Mankind fell into sin and we are now born into it and all other sins as well.
What really amazes me, is how Black people are willing to reduce their God-given humanity to the level of an aberrant behavior, and relate Civil Rights for Blacks to Civil Rights for gays. What's next? Civil Rights for pedophiles and those that practice bestiality? Surely the Civil Rights Movement was a tad more substantial that this piggishness. Civil Rights for Black human beings is the same as fist-fucking? Really? Bizarro World.

Lie: Christianity is about being moral, prosperous, positive, and following Jesus good deeds.
South Park instructed me that it wasn't about the cross, but it was about being good like Jesus, so it must be true. They're very wise and spiritual on South Park. They're like gurus.
No, South Park has it wrong. It really is ALL about the cross. Christianity is really about Christ coming to die in our place as payment for our sins. He gets to die, we get to live. Being both God and man He rose from the grave conquering death. He is our Substitute for both life and death. Since no one can keep the Law of God, it's a shame so many think they can. Christ died to forgive us our sins. Keep in mind the operative word here is 'sin'. Homosexuals deny homosexuality is sin, thus rejecting Christ's forgiveness. Christ died to forgive sinners.

Lie: All the problems in the world, the bad economy and even the fall into sin is George W. Bush's fault.
President Obama lives and breathes this mantra. He thinks the country is made up of very stupid people so he repeats it ad nauseam. But I do think any normal person would kill to have the economy we had under Bush again, bad as it was. Today more and more lose their jobs while King and Queen Obama live the high life. Obama is a megalomaniacal, narcissistic dictator. And he's just getting started. He will absolutely never claim responsibility for causing any problem or claim ignorance on fixing any problem. It will always be George W. Bush's fault. Obama is a professional liar.

Lie: There is no plan to ration health care.
Of course, the argument is, that it's already rationed.
No, it's a product not a right, and if it makes you happy, buy it. But now it will be rationed according to how useful Obama and the ruling class finds you. "Oh, you say you didn't vote for him? Well now, we think at your age you really don't need that chemotherapy." "Oh, you're pregnant and your baby has a defect. Well, you don't really want us to bring it to term since it's just too expense and there are so many poor among us. Why, that would be so selfish. You aren't selfish are you?" Well, there goes your little sister, and your dear old dad. One down the drain, the other expediently put to sleep a little sooner than planned, for the greater good of course. Death by Obama.

We'll leave it there for now, but there are plenty more lies to marvel at. The important thing to remember is what this regimes considers virtues. The greatest virtue today is tolerance, to anything the ruling class deems good, and the second virtue is to be very nice about it.
Of course if you are some kind of a hating, racist, homophobic, gun clinging, Bible thumping, piece of AstroTurf living in fly-over country, we won't expect you to be able to be at peace with Obamanation.

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