Tuefels

Two Women, Twice as Nice

2008-07-26T03:56:00.002-05:00

Boobs

2008-06-15T20:55:00.000-05:00

Natalie Portman

2008-05-23T23:24:00.007-05:00

Danica McKellar

2008-05-12T22:42:00.003-05:00

Kelly Brooke

2008-04-30T18:51:00.002-05:00

Abs

2008-04-28T20:57:00.004-05:00

Lucy Pinder

2008-04-23T01:31:00.002-05:00

It's All About the Ass

2008-04-08T23:14:00.002-05:00

Faces of Playboy

2008-03-21T12:28:00.009-05:00

The Faces of Penthouse

2008-03-21T09:35:00.010-05:00

Tuefels Clock Version 0.2, err v 0.3

2008-03-20T14:54:00.005-05:00

I was informed that I'm being a pretentious snob compiling for .NET 3.5
It's been recompiled targeting .net 2.0
and then changed the version to 0.3
(turns out .net 2.0 version is a memory pig, it doesn't leak, but 44 megs for a clock? seriously?)
there just is no winning eh?

Tuefels Clock.

Changes in version 0.2
Help tips on right-click menu items
Added Randomize (pick random photos, no longer are you forced to go in order)
Resize clock on picture size changes
Fixed opacity setting
Added the ability to move the clock to any corner.
Added Reset (for settings and deleted pictures)
Added a periodic updated from rss feed (will stay current with blog)
Added Always on Top toggle (choose to have the app on top of everything)
Fixed dialog drag when mouse is over the clock
Added Clock lock location-- toggle alows movement of clock
Added About Dialog
Fixed Deleted pictures-- delete applies across all picture sizes

remaining know issues:
picking bright lime assed green sets the clock transparent.

download .rar
download .zip

A quick set of instructions:
Go get winRar and unzip the thing. Then run setup (yes, one step install would be nice, but I never claim to be anything other than a code monkey, yo)
right click for menu options (just play with it a little while to figure stuff out, I'm sure you're use to playing with it right?)

keyboard shortcuts:
esc - close
delete - never show this offensive picture again, ever
space - toggle the pictures cycling (spend some quality time with her)
up arrow - show
downs arrow - oh fuck it's the boss
left arrow - next
right arrow - waitaminuteiwanttoseethatassagain

Disclaimer:
If you don't like to look at women, you aren't going to like this 'clock'.
We claim no warranty whatsoever, up to and including ending the end of all life as we know it if you install and, worse yet, actually run the thing. We got rid of the memory leak, and aren't going to try to do bad things to your computer, but hey, shit happens. So if this app screws the pooch, it's actually your fault for being the dumbass.
thanks.

At Last, Legs...

2008-03-18T00:41:00.005-05:00

I Wonder

2008-03-17T22:11:00.002-05:00

Breasts for All

2008-03-16T15:50:00.004-05:00

Tuefels Clock

2008-03-16T09:54:00.002-05:00

Tuefels babe is actually a clock. WTF you say? It's a 'reader' for this site's RSS feed. The clock is actually optional.
Yeah well just go download the thing and enjoy already.
A quick set of instructions:
Go get winRar and unzip the thing. Then run setup (yes, one step install would be nice, but I never claim to be anything other than a code monkey, yo)
right click for menu options (just play with it a little while to figure stuff out, I'm sure you're use to playing with it right?)

keyboard shortcuts:
esc - close
delete - never show this offensive picture again, ever
space - toggle the pictures cycling (spend some quality time with her)
up arrow - show
downs arrow - oh fuck it's the boss
left arrow - next
right arrow - waitaminuteiwanttoseethatassagain

Disclaimer:
If you don't like what you find here you aren't going to like this 'clock'.
We claim no warranty whatsoever, up to and including ending the end of all life as we know it if you install and, worse yet, actually run the thing. We (most likely) got rid of the memory leak, and aren't going to try to do bad things to your computer, but hey, shit happens. So if this app screws the pooch, it's actually your fault for being the dumbass.
thanks.

Ode to the Ass

2008-03-10T22:08:00.004-05:00

Avril Lavigne

2008-02-26T19:36:00.006-06:00

Tuefels at Night Presents: Bree Olson

2008-02-19T23:35:00.009-06:00

Bree Olson Penthouse Pet of the Month March 2008

lindsay lohan poses nude in tribute to marilyn monroe (NSFW)

2008-02-19T23:02:00.005-06:00

Actress Lindsay Lohan poses nude in tribute to Marilyn Monroe for the new spring fashion issue of New York magazine. (NSFW)

Katherine Heigl

2008-02-17T17:26:00.001-06:00

Tuefels at Night Presents: Heather Nicole

2008-02-16T04:08:00.007-06:00

Heather Nicole

Tuefels at NightPresents: Cali Taylor

2008-02-16T02:15:00.007-06:00

Cali Taylor
Cali Taylor
Cali Taylor

Tuefels at NightPresents: Adrienne Manning

2008-02-16T00:53:00.019-06:00

Adrienne Manning
Adrienne Manning

Adrienne Manning

Adrienne Manning

Adrienne Manning

Kiera Knightly

2008-02-13T18:08:00.005-06:00

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Adriana Lima

2008-02-10T09:49:00.001-06:00

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