tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44858067241089321852024-11-01T01:22:25.103-07:00Enjoy Funny Stories, Practical Jokes and Sense of Humor.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger155125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4485806724108932185.post-24747652213398050532013-02-02T13:02:00.000-08:002013-02-04T09:35:52.394-08:00

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A girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.She says, “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A.Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you’ll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and

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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.”Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor

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A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one

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Before the marriage:He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.She: Do you want me to leave?He: NO! Don't even think about it.She: Do you love me?He: Of course!She: Have you ever cheated on me?He: NO! Why you even asking?She: Will you kiss me?He: Yes!She: Will you hit me?He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!She: Can I trust you?Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

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There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. "I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said."I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample".After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctorsay?""He needs a pair of your underwear".

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Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.

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Once there were two best friends, named Fred and DooDah. They were old fishing buddies, and one day headed out to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the lake, DooDah hooked a huge fish, which proceeded to pull him overboard, where he drowned a horrible watery death. Fred was brokenhearted, since DooDah was his best friend. But sad as he was, he realized that he would have to tell

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You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

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A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said."That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants

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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor. "Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that

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Birds and BeesA mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mother, where do babies come from?”The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in

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what men would do if they had a vagina for a day10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do the splits.7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.4.

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what women would do if they had a penis for a day10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to

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Four friends who hadn't seen each other in thirty years are reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He got a good Catholic education and then started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration

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How to maintain secrecy and privacy when using your computers... so ingenious..No one can see your passwords or whatever you're typingNo one can see whatever you're typing or which website you're surfingAnd the Ultimate is .................................

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy

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A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny."None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is

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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a

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A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one

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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, '"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the

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REMOVING HER CLOTHES:With her consent                  12 CaloriesWithout her consent              2,187 CaloriesOPENING HER BRA:  With both hands                    8 CaloriesWith one hand                      12 CaloriesWith your teeth                     485 CaloriesPUTTING ON A CONDOM:  With an erection                   6 CaloriesWithout an erection              3,315 CaloriesPOSITIONS:  

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