When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March 8 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jennifer Lopez guest stars as Anita.

RECURRING CAST

Narrator…………………………………… Bob Saget
Don…………………………………….. Ben Koldyke
Mike……………………………………. Ron Nicolosi

GUEST CAST:

Anita………………………………….. Jennifer Lopez
Officer McKie…………………………… Joni Bovill

WRITTEN BY: Matt Kuhn
DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman

Jennifer Lopez! J. Lo! Jenny from the hood! Jenny with the big but grande! Did not like her dress at the Oscars last week, loved Neil Patrick Harris’s suit though, very dazzling! He did a great musical number!

Haha, I love puns! Flashback in the bar:
JLo: Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.
Barney: Except for a woman who appreciates a fine cravat.
JLo: How about we just call it a tie?
[Switch scene to Barney talking to the cop]
Barney: He, he, he. You see a cravat is a kind of tie.
The cop: I get it.

Marshall and Lily meet Don:
Marshall: Okay, Robin! That guy is awesome! He is funny, he is smart, he’s handsome! You gotta scoop him up before somebody else does!
Robin: I hope you are not talking about you.

Funny:
Barney: I couldn’t be more unhappy. All night long she is hot and heavy for me, I get her back to my place and she just bolts? I mean, at least when I run out on a girl I have the common courtesy to sleep with her first. It’s called manners!

JLo and Barney are so funny!:
JLo: Is this cashmere?
Barney: Cashmere? This is handspun Virgin Marino! The fibers in this suit are less then twelve microns thick!
JLo: Twelve microns? [In a sexy voice] I love a tiny fiber…
Barney: [In a sexy voice] Well, you’re in luck; cause mine is the tiniest… And the more you touch it, the softer it gets…

Hilarious title of a book! “Of course you’re still single, take a look at yourself you dumb slut!”

Barney fainting was so funny!

Lol, the phone rings:
Robin: Hello?
Don: Hey, Robin.
Robin: Oh, hey Don.
Don: Listen uh… do you wanna go out Saturday night?
Robin: Saturday night?
Marshall: [Completely excited] Is he asking you out? Say yes, say yes!
Robin: Don, uhm, listen it’s really sweet of you to ask and you’re a great guy…
[Marshall runs in to use the kitchen phone]
Marshall: [In a girl's voice] Yes, I will go out with you!
Don: Robin are you okay?
Marshall: Uhm, I just have a little cold, that’s probably what you are hearing but Saturday night sounds great! We can even go to a steak house and you can bring home some prime rib for my friend Marshall! Okay, love you, gotta go, bye!

Robin and JLo were funny, especially Robin starting with her “but, uhm…” and then JLo doing her evil spell on Mike. Poor Mike…

JLo: This Barney needs to be taught a lesson. You say the word and I will destroy him.
Robin: What do you mean?
JLo: I can use the power of no to break your friend Barney, just say the word.
Robin: Come on, that stuff doesn’t really work, does it?
[Mike walks in with a tray full of cups]
Mike: I didn’t know what you wanted so I got you a cappuccino, an espresso, a latte, a decaf… Oh, hi Robin. And this is a Turkish coffee.
JLo: [whispering] Thank you Mike.

Robin: Look, I know it was stupid but you have to understand, back then I was still really upset about the breakup; I was going through my mourning period. There was a lot of scotch and a lot of long nights at the shooting ranch.
Lily: I hope those weren’t the same nights!
Robin: It’s not like I remember all of them.

I agree with Marshall, she was mourning? His bang dance and song was catchy! Gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day!

Ted is helping Barney:
Ted: I’m talking 17 dates worth of romance wrapped up into one incredible night! I’m talking about a Superdate.
Barney: A Superdate?
Ted: Mm.
Barney: That sounds kind of lame, what if we call it a Megadate?
Ted: If you want my help it’s a Superdate!
Barney: Oh, alright!

Eventually they break into an amazing musical number! Great voice Ted!

Ted and Marshall talking about Robin’s feeling, freaking out was hilarious! And the bang song again! Bang, bang, bang!

Marshall punching the head of the doll was hilarious; they all like Star Wars so much, he must be very angry!

Naaw, Robin crying! Sad! Sad! No!  Don’t cry!

Barney: So, you’re sure you are not upset?
Robin: Of course I’m upset Barney! Don’t you see how constantly talking about your conquests makes me feel like I’m just another number to you?
Barney: But you’re not just another number to me!
Robin: And now you’re taking Anita, who you barely know, out on this amazing date when I never got treated that way. It just, it just sucks that’s all, it just sucks.
Barney: Wow, I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend but I had no idea I would be so much worse at being an ex-boyfriend. I’m sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?
Robin: Nothing Barney, you have already proven that I’m not important to you.
Barney: Stop that, I’m serious! Ask me for anything!
Robin: Eh, okay, uhm… don’t sleep with Anita.
Barney: Done!
Robin: Barney, of course you’re gonna sleep with her; why else would you be taking her on this Superdate?
Barney: She’s not going on a Superdate, Robin. You are.

Naaw!

JLo getting angry and Barney throwing himself into the river was so funny!

Beautiful ending with Don and Robin and Barney!

And the bang song! With a banjo! Woho!

When the guys find a ring from “The Lord of the Rings” at a garage sale, it threatens to tear them apart, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, March 8 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

GUEST STAR:
Venkatesh…………………………. Frank Maharajh

STORY BY: Lee Aronsohn & Eric Kaplan & Maria Ferrari
TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady & Steven Molaro & Richard Rosenstock
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

Lol:
Leonard: Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?
Sheldon: It’s very simple. In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose I am the smart one, Wolowitz is the funny one and Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you by default as the muscle.
Leonard: One more floor and I’d be the pulled muscle.
[They enter the apartment, where Penny is]
Penny: Oh, it is about time, I am starving!
Leonard: Well, we didn’t actually get Chinese food.
Penny: Why not?
Leonard: Don’t panic, this is better!
Penny: Oh, no, you didn’t trade the food for magic beans, did you?
Sheldon: Of course not and technically magic beans would be food. Although eating them would be quite a waste since you could plant them and overnight have a giant bean stock which would provide enough roughage for a small city.
Penny: Yeah, sometimes I don’t listen; sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down.
Leonard: We were on our way to the Chinese restaurant when we thought we saw Adam West, so we followed him.
Penny: Who is Adam West?
Sheldon: What, who is Adam West? Leonard what do the two of you talk about after the coitus?
Wolowitz: My guess is: ‘hey four minutes, new record!‘ [Turns to Raj] That’s why I’m the funny one!

Alf! Alf is awesome!

So sad! Wolowitz finds an Alf puppet:
Wolowitz: Oh my god, an Alf doll! When I was eleven my mother got me one to help me sleep after my dad left! I used to pretend that my dad had moved to the planet Melmac and Alf was gonna bring him back to me. But he never did. Where is my daddy, puppet? Where is he?
Penny: That is so sad!
Sheldon: No, what’s sad is that you don’t know Adam West was TV’s Batman!

Haha, naaw:
Sheldon: Fascinating!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: It appears to be a Lord of the Rings ring.
Koothrappali: It even got the Elvishian graving on it.
Sheldon: It’s not Elvish, it’s the language of Mordor written in Elvish script. One ring to rule them all.
Koothrappali: One ring to find them.
Wolowitz: One ring to bring them all.
Leonard: And in the darkness bind them.
Koothrappali: Holy crap we are nerdy!

Haha:
Koothrappali: Hold on, Sheldon is there ketchup on that table?
Sheldon: Yes, there is. Here’s a fun fact: ketchup started out as general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy, oyster, kidney bean and grape.
Koothrappali: No that’s okay, I’ll get it. [Get's up to get the bottle himself]

Funny, Wolowitz has looked up their new ring:
Wolowitz: Anyways, he said this isn’t a replica; it’s the real deal.
Sheldon: If you’re suggesting that is the actual ring of power, forged by Sauron in Mount Doom I look at you with an expression of exhaustion and ever so slight amusement.
Leonard: He is not saying it’s a magical ring. You’re not, are you?
Wolowitz: No, but its close. Look at the markings inside, those are production markings. Nine rings were made for use in the Lord of the Rings movies. Three were given to members of the cast, the rest were destroyed! Except one… one was stolen. Gentlemen, this is the one ring.
Sheldon: Mine!

One: how do they know this stuff? Hilarious! Two: Sheldon sounded exactly like the seagulls in Finding Nemo!

Their fighting was extraordinary! Raj and Wolowitz bickering and Sheldon and Leonard’s stare off and Sheldon stealing the ring were golden!

Haha:
Penny: Okay, just to be clear, the first piece of jewelry my boyfriend gives me is a prop from a movie and I don’t even get to keep it?
Wolowitz: If you had gone out with me three years ago, by now you’d have my great aunt Ida’s brooch that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat!
Leonard: How am I looking now?

Sheldon trying to steal the ring was awesome! Penny hitting him in the face and then his screaming! I laughed till my eyes watered!

Sheldon’s mind is so funny:
Wolowitz: How does it feel to get beaten up by a girl?
Sheldon: It’s not the first time. I have a twin sister who’s assaults began in utero. If I only had the presence of mind to absorb her, then I would have a mole with hair on it instead of a tedious yearly Christmas letter.

Raj’s lawyer/cousin thing was funny!

Lol:
Leonard: You want to talk about endless patience? Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the city!
Koothrappali: There’s six seasons, dude.
Leonard: Oh crap!

Raj being mean while Wolowitz talks to his mom was hilarious.

Wolowitz, Raj and Sheldon trying to get each other to let go of the ring was awesome!

Sheldon as Gollum was scary!

So funny, Sheldon tries to take the ring from Leonard’s neck:
Sheldon: I knew it.
[Leonard wakes up]
Sheldon: Give us the precious!
Leonard: Neveeer!
[They start wrestling on the bed]
Sheldon: Give it to me!
Leonard: Get off of me!
Sheldon: Give me the ring!
Leonard: It’s mine!
[Penny leaves the bed]
Penny: Oh, I gotta go back to dating dumb guys from the gym…

This was an excellent episode! I am still laughing from when Penny hit Sheldon in the face! It was so unexpected!

Jane and the team investigate the murder of an arrogant chef during a cooking competition in Napa Valley, on THE MENTALIST, Thursday, March 4
(10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

GUEST CAST
Abigail – Dina Meyer
Coroner Steiner – George Wyner
Duesterberg – Jon Polito
Eliza – Robin Weigert
Gabriel – James C. Victor
Julia – Elaine Hendrix
Hannah – Gina Lapiana
Hendricks – Joel Brooks
Horlick – Sal Landi
Kevin – Skyler Stone
Ludo – Federico Dordei
Josh – David Greenman

WRITTEN BY: David Appelbaum
DIRECTED BY: Eric Laneuville

Mmm, food! Now I am very, very hungry all of a sudden! And I understand Homer Simpson’s mind a little bit better!

I don’t like watching TV-series where you can see which actor will participate a lot in the story later on just because they are famous! It is really annoying.

I agree with Cho:
Cho: What’s that?
Rigsby: Don’t know, some hors d’oeuvre thing they are handing out, want one?
Cho: No thanks, I don’t eat anything I can’t identify.

Hilarious, a doctor is examining the dead body, Jane approaches:
Jane: Dr. Steiner! Long time, new threads; sharp!
The doctor: Yes, the move from Sacramento has been quite pleasant. Fine wine, lovely weather, no Patrick Jane…

Funny, Jane is eating, Lisbon sees him:
Lisbon: What are you doing?!
Jane: Oh, I am trying to get the taste of salty food out of my mouth, Port et Crème, it’s basically pretentious chocolate pudding, do you want some?
Lisbon: No, we have to go and talk to the victim’s wife.
Jane: Oh, maybe she wants some? Comfort food.

Jane figuring out about the alcohol was smart!

Haha!:
Lisbon: Where are my keys?
[Jane hold's up Lisbon's car keys in his hand]
Lisbon: You picked my pocket?!
Jane: My turn to drive!
Lisbon: Jane!
Jane: Oh, don’t be such an old lady, get in!
[Lisbon shakes her head]
Jane: Your fears are groundless!
Lisbon: You’re right; the car has air bags.

That was pretty cool how Lisbon stopped the guy with her car door!

What an awful brother! The brother has done a crime and is being investigated:
Brother: I have valuable information; I can help you solve Jeff’s murder.
Lisbon: But you are not gonna tell us anything unless we cut you a deal? We are talking about your brother here Kevin; that’s pretty low!

I agree!

Pretty yellow shirt! Yellow is an unusual color in clothes these days, I wonder why…

Sleazy guy!

Naaw! Rigby’s facial expression after Van Pelt turned down the sleazy guy when he hit on her was so cute!

Lisbon has a darker tan then in the latest episode, explanation for the character: vacation? She doesn’t seem like the person who makes artificial tans.

Smooth Jane; that was different, doing his mentalist thing through the way people cook!

I liked how Lisbon straightening her desk made everybody nervous cause they knows that she is stressed, it’s not just Jane that can read people!

Haha:
They are searching the lying woman’s house, Jane is watching TV:
Jane: Did you know a full grown elephant can eat up to 495 pounds of food per day?
Lisbon: Could you at least pretend to be helping?

I really don’t like the lying woman; she rubs me the wrong way!

Jane in the kitchen was hilarious!

Smart way to get the woman to confess! Brilliant!

The confession went on a little bit too long for my taste, hehe!

Sheldon winds up in traffic court when he gets a ticket because of Penny, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, March 1 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Stan Lee Guest Stars as Himself.

GUEST STARS:

Stuart………………………………… Kevin Sussman
Stan Lee………………………………………. Himself
Judge Taylor…………………………. Steve Paymer
Guard……………………………….. Marcus Folmar

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Steven Molaro
TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady & Steve Holland & Maria Ferrari
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

Raj’s music shirt was brilliant, I want one! Everyday life could use more appropriate background music!

And who is Stan Lee?

Funny:
Sheldon: I have decided I am going to have Mr. Lee sign my copy of this month’s Batman.
Wolowitz: That’s crazy, Stan Lee has nothing to do with Batman.
Sheldon: Yes, which is why no one will ask him to sign one. And I’ll be the possessor of a unique all be it confusing artifact which will set me apart from the hoi palloi of comic book fandom.
Koothrappali: That’s a great idea! I’m gonna get him to sign a Batman as well!
Sheldon: What is it about the word unique you don’t understand?
Wolowitz: Ah, damn! Paper cut! Nothing worse than a paper cut.
Koothrappali: Well, obviously you don’t remember your circumcision.
Sheldon: There’s Neosporin and band aids in my top desk drawer.
Wolowitz: Why don’t you keep that stuff in the bathroom?
Leonard: He does; and in the kitchen, and in his car and in his pocket.
Sheldon: Yeah, but the once in my pocket are mine!

Leonard: Hey, guess who is going to be in the comic book store on Thursday?
Penny: Uhm, can you give me a hint?
Leonard: Stan Lee.
Penny: Uhm, Stanley… Stanley… Stanley Tucci?
Leonard: No, Stan Lee.
Penny: Oh, oh, Stan Lee, cool!
Leonard: You have no idea who he is, do you?
Penny: Of course I do! You are an important part of my life and I pay attention to the things you are interested in!
Leonard: Good, good! So who is Stan Lee?
Penny: Uhm, he was on Star Trek.
Leonard: Nope.
Penny: Star Wars?
Leonard: Nope.
Penny: Uhm, Stan Lee… Oh! He is in those goofy kung-fu movies you love so much!
Leonard: That’s Bruce Lee.
Penny: Oh, so is this Bruce Lee’s nerdy brother Stan?

Haha, Sheldon got a traffic ticket!

Love the conversation where they find out about it!
Sheldon: I am not guilty! I only have a learner’s permit, Penny was the teacher! When the light turned yellow she said go, go, go so I went, went, went!

The music shirt is growing on me after every use!

Haha:
Penny: Okay, let’s go!
Sheldon: Hold on, before we get to the court house I’d like to call on your skills as an actress.
[He hands her a paper]
Penny: What is this?
Sheldon: I have taken the liberty of scripting your appearance on the witness stand because let’s face it, you’re somewhat of a loose cannon. Now, don’t worry it’s written in your vernacular, shall we rehearse?
Penny: Do I have a choice?
Sheldon: Well, of course you have a choice. Although we live in a deterministic universe each individual has free will, now sit down!

The script was hilarious! It shows really well what Sheldon thinks of Penny.

Lol, not a great start for Sheldon in court:

The judge: Sheldon Cooper?
Sheldon: Good morning Your Honor. Dr. Sheldon Cooper, appearing pro se; that is to say representing himself.
The judge: I know what it means, I went to law school.
Sheldon: And yet you wound up in traffic court.

The judge: Guilty. Pay the cashier.
Sheldon: I object! You are completely ignoring the law!
The judge: No, I’m following the law, I am ignoring you.
Sheldon: Really? I would point out that I am at the top of my profession while you preside over the kiddy table of yours.
The judge: Dr. Cooper, before I find you in contempt and throw you in jail I am going to give you a chance to apologize for that last remark.
Sheldon: I am a scientist; I never apologize for the truth!
[Switch scene to Sheldon being behind bars]

Love Sheldon’s suit by the way! It’s awesome!

Raj’s list of Stan Lee names was funny! But poor Raj, he is being hacked on in the entire episode!

Sheldon yelling at Penny was priceless!

Stuart’s reaction to Penny was hilarious. Pretty ladies make nerds less intelligent.

Lol:
Stuart: Wait, maybe we can make a deal.
Penny: What kind of deal?
Stuart: I will give you the address if you go to my cousins wedding with me.
Penny: You’re extorting a date out of me?
Stuart: I kind of have to, the cousin who’s getting married is the cousin I usually go to weddings with.
Penny: Can I bring Leonard?
Stuart: Sure, why not, what the hell.
Penny: Deal.
Stuart: We’ll tell people he’s your cousin.

Haha, naaw:
Sheldon: This is Stan Lee’s front door… We were on Stan Lee’s curb, then we were on Stan Lee’s walk and now we are at Stan Lee’s front door…
Penny: Yep.
[Penny rings the door bell]
Sheldon: Oh, lord you just rang Stan Lee’s door bell…

Sheldon walking into Stan Lee’s house and Penny running away was so funny!

Leonard: Hey, where have you been?
Sheldon: I’ll tell you where I have been. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics but I saw the inside of his house and gotten an autographed application for a restraining order.
Wolowitz: Sweet…
Sheldon: Plus, I get to hang out with him again; at the hearing. This is going to look great hanging next to my restraining order from Leonard Nimoy!

When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March 1 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Country music star Carrie Underwood guest stars as Tiffany.

RECURRING CAST

Narrator…………………………………… Bob Saget
Son……………………………………… David Henrie
Scooter………………………………… David Burtka
Daughter…………………………… Lyndsy Fonseca

GUEST CAST:

Tiffany………………………….. Carrie Underwood
Lisa Walker…………………… Brooke Mackenzie
Diana……………………………………. Tiara Parker
Henrietta………………………… Catherine Reitman
Mike……………………………………. Ron Nicolosi
Mom…………………………………………. Roz Witt
Dad………………………………….. Garrett Nichols
Jack…………………………………………… Jeff Leaf
Gladys…………………………….. Valorie Hubbard

WRITTEN BY: Kourtney Kang
DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman

Hehe Lady Gaga reference:
Ted: Well guys, tonight is the night! I am inviting Tiffany up to my place to see my antique camera collection.
Barney: It’s Ted’s bate.
Lily: Bate?
Barney: A true gentleman invents a pretense to lure an honorable lady into his apartment, some item of interest or beauty you can both pretend to admire for five minutes before she hops on your disco stick!

Hehe:
Barney: Yeah, bate is tricky! It has to be something interesting enough to get the girl upstairs but not so interesting so it overpowers the night. I found that a slot machine was too fun and a trampoline turned out to be too dangerous. But then I found the perfect bate! A teacup pig.

Naaw! How cute!

Hahaha! Marshall as a teenager was the best! Especially because it was so obvious he couldn’t pass as a teenager!

Scooter! Yey!

Lol, Lily talking about how her old boyfriend Scooter still has feelings for her:
Lily: Yeah it’s still sometimes weird when I see him at work.
Marshall: Wait, what?
Lily: Scooter works in the school cafeteria, we have talked about this!
Marshall: We most certainly have not talked about this!
Lily: Yes we have! I have mentioned it tons of times! Lunch lady Scooter!
Marshall: I thought you were referring to some sort of long overdue device that carries around those poor underappreciated lunch ladies!
Lily: This explains a lot.
Flashback:
Lily: Lunch lady Scooter was there again today.
Marshall: Oh yeah, did you jump on that thing? Give it a ride?
Lily: No!
Marshall: Really? If it was me I’d be riding that scooter all day long till I broke that thing in half!

Naaw, Scooter is so sad looking! Puppy eyes!

Barney: Ted! These are some of the hottest girls I have ever seen! And they all work with Tiffany?
Ted: Yep.
Barney: There can only be one explanation for this! Ted! Is Tiffany a ph…pharmaceutical sales rep?
Ted: Yeah, how did you know that?
Barney: And you never thought to mention that!!!!

Barney walking Ted through the profession of hot girls through history was so hilarious!

Love how giddy Ted gets around Tiffany, so funny!

Barney: Dude, ditch Tiffany and join the Barnacle in a pharma-free-for-all! Side effects may include loss of clothing, rug burn, shortness of breath and sore abdominals the next morning. What in the world is… up!

Barney is in heaven:
Barney[to Ted]: Aint’ no party like a pharma-girl party, cause a pharma-girl party don’t stop! Dude! I have already hooked up with three of them! Fantasmo! Plus my cholesterol is down, my restless legs syndrome is cured, I have never felt more alive!

Haha, funny Robin:
Robin: What? I am not keeping Mike on the hook!
Ted: You are Captain Hook!
Robin: Dude, I’m a girl, girl parts are like a spider web, sometimes you’re gonna catch stuff you don’t want!

Poor Henrietta!

Lily and the teacup pig were so funny… and so cute! But that is probably because of the pig! And Marshall’s reaction to Scooter was funny as well!

Barney: Last night I was with this pharma-girl who was so hot you should call a doctor if you don’t have an erection for more than four hours! Am I right people?!
Robin: Yeah, there are no people [here], just the girl you most recently dated.

Love Barney’s tantrum after realizing pharma-girls are not always hot anymore.

Poor Mike!

Barney on drugs in the last scene was epic! The best part of the whole episode, and it was a really, really great episode!

Haha, so the husband (of Kara) decided it was best to show up this time. LOL. Bet he’ll be there every night from now on.

First girl eliminated: Janell. Whaaaaaatever.

Woohoo, Allison’s back, with really long hair! Great song!

Second girl eliminated: Ashley. Whaaaaaatever. [;) lol]

LMAO at Tim’s reaction to being safe.

First guy eliminated: Joe. Yeah, he really didn’t connect like Ellen said that she thought he did.

Is it me, or is Ryan saying “Haiti” in a very odd way.

This is the first time ever I’ve seen Ryan reading from a card. WTF?!

Very nice performance from Kris Allen. Just beautiful.

Second guy eliminated: Tyler. I’m actually glad he’s out. Didn’t like him at all. And seriously; Blaming the judges is not going to get you more fans. Quite the opposite.

Ryan: …and Simon “missing a button” Cowell.

Naaw.

Ryan[to Kara]: I mean, you’ve been up here before on the stage in a bikini…
Ryan’s begin funny today, I love it.

“Little House on the Prairie”, “Think of Laura Ingalls”? ROTFLMAO!

OMG, Kara. Move the f*ck over! Geez.

Interesting performance by Todrick. Eh, not sure what to think of it ATM. It sure as h*ll wasn’t “Since you’ve been gone”. Same words, but seriously, he kept NOTHING but that.

Well, at least he’s doing the same to her. Though, everyone wants to see more of Simon, no one wants more of Kara. lol.

Aaron: This is probably the first time EVER I’ve felt that a 16-year old isn’t ready. He very good now, but I believe he’d be amazing in a couple of years.

I completely agree with the judges about Jermaine trying to hard.

Tim, eh yeah, no, no no no. Sorry.

I wonder what Simon said to Ryan as they came back from the break. Obviously something really funny.

Joe was another “whatever” performance for me. Ellen like the stage-presence, but I got nothing from him. Good singer, though.

I agree completely with the judges about Tyler. Eh, not much more to say about that.

Ooo, love the song that Lee’s singing. I like Lee, he wasn’t awesome this week, but good. Very good.

I was disappointed with John. Wasn’t good at all. Like Simon said; “pointless”.

Michael is definitely not the best singer, but I really like him.

Ryan: Who are you always winking at? Who’s over there?
Simon: My girlfriend.
Me: Eeeewwwww, STFU! Not now, not right after the engagement rumors started again.

A Lambert. No, not Adam, Alex. lol. Oh geez, he doesn’t stand a chance with that name. He’s not even close to Adam (talent wise), so… yeah…

Casey was good. The whole Kara thing is a bit crazy though.
Kara: Casey, I don’t recognize you with your shirt on… [blah blah blah] …I’m married, honey I love you.
LOL.

I love Andrew. I think he’s great. – “The Paula song” – Wait a minute! What happened to Pawler! It’s Pawler Simon, geez!
Hehe, Simon said “Straight Up”. lmao.

Seriously, they put Ellen next to Randy? WHY? Her and Simon were funny next to each other. Why change it? I mean, come on, the Simon and Kara thing is just NOT going to work. Geez FOX.

Simon: I watched a little bit of the rehearsals, some were good some not.
Ryan: And so it begins.

Oh, yay, they’re gonna bring up the fact that Ellen’s in the “wrong” chair.
Ellen: Yeah, yeah eh, we had a little problem and I just, I felt like it’s safer over here and I think, well the problem is, Simon wants me and he… he’s got like a thing for me and I get it Simon, I get it but it’s not gonna happen, and I… he, he just keeps, his hands are like wandering hands and I, I actually, you know what, and I hate to do this to you Simon, but no one is gonna believe me unless I have tape to prove it, so eh, just to protect myself in case there is a suite of some sort, can we just show the tape?




ROTFLMAO
So OK, yeah that was hilarious, but I still want to know the REAL reason. *rolling eyes*

First contestant out; Paige. I actually didn’t like her too much, yeah she can sing but I’m “just not feeling it”. lol.

[silence]
Randy: Simon…?
Simon: Oh, is it me? Am I going first? OK, I didn’t know, eh but here we go, live TV!

WAIT? First performance, and Simon says she has the best voice of all the girls? LOL.

OMG, the producers have SO told Kara to try to turn into Paula. Geez! WTF is going on here? Are they trying to make the show even worse then it’s already become?!

FYI(and sorry for screaming this but..); YOU CAN’T FAKE CHEMISTRY LIKE THE ONE BETWEEN SIMON AND PAULA! WTF?!

Ashley: Eh, whatever. I wasn’t really paying attention, so yeah, nothing special.

I liked Janell in Hollywood and this performance was actually OK. Best so far IMO.

Lilly is gonna have to watch out with song choice. She could easily trn into Megan. :-/ I really hope that doesn’t happen, ’cause she’s so much better.

Kara and Simon are not paying any attention to Ryan at all.
Randy: There’s a TV-show Kara going on here.
Kara: Oh, I’m sss…
Ryan: No worries, just talking about you.
Kara: Were you talking to me?
Simon: About you.
Kara: About me, oh OK. I was talking to Simon. He was touching my knee actually.
LMAO.

Lilly’s tall… I mean, Ryan’s short. lol.

Katelyn was another “whatever” performance for me. LOL at Simon’s comments.

LMAO. Kara said “bitch” on live TV. Oooo, someone’s gonna get fired. Well, probably not but I can dream right? lol.

I disagree with the judges about Haeley. She wasn’t as good as I was expecting or hoping she would be, but she was still much better than most other girls. She’s definitely the one with the most interesting voice still.

Aw, more Paula flashbacks. <3

There’s something I like about Lacey, even though I wasn’t that fond of her performance this week. Hm.

IMO, completely failed intro by Michelle. There’s definitely a voice there, but it’s not that uniqe, so I was actually a bit bored.

I like having Ellen on the panel. She really does give more of a “viewers” point of view. Still, they miss a heart… Like Simon said, Paula was the heart of the show, so it’s a completely different show now.

Didi was really good, but she’s also in risk of becoming “Megan”. She’ll have to be really careful too. If she keeps growing through the competition she could be great.
I do agree with Simon about a lot of people trying to sound the same, and that’s exactly what Megan did (which really failed, really fast).
“No umphf” – LOL Randy.

Siobhan was awesome. Really refreshing to hear after the nights previous performances.

Simon loves her little baby? Normally I’d find that cute, but ATM with all the M stuff, I’d have preferred not to hear that.

I think Crystal is really, really great. I do agree with the subway-station thing, but I just really like her so I don’t care. She’s unique to the show at least.

I completely disagree with the judges about Katie. I think she chose a good song and sang it well!

I’m glad they’re back to the “top 12 girls” and “top 12 boys” system. Last year was so annoying (the group system).

Wow, still 71 contestants left, so we’ll see a lot of disappointment in this episode. Draaama! Ehm, is one of the seriously named Alex Lambert? LOL. If he make it he’s just going to be compared to Adam.

OMG! Diva is definitely the right word!

Oh, Alex Lambert is a wannabe Jason Mraxe. lol. He did a pretty good job though.

I actually liked most of what we got to see from the people in the first room presented.

Did anyone else get chills (first time this season, good job!) when Charity started singing? Wow.

I like Mary’s style and voice, but I hate her personality. Way too cocky. Yuck. It’s kind of interesting that she actually looks like she’s 10 years older than everyone else.

Very good performances from a lot of people in the second room presented, as well. This could be one great year, talent wise.

That’s new…. lol!

Haeley reminds me so much of Paris Bennett (the voice)!

Room two is out. I’m not too disappointed. The judges usually know what they’re doing… well, Simon anyway.
I love how he was smiling as he entered the room, and then get smiling the whole time he was in there. Hes like “yaaaay, I’m gonna get to deliver the bad news! Best day EVER!” LOL.

Love Simon’s and Randy’s posing here:

I’m glad the Asian and Jessica are still in.

Awww, H&H (Hollywood & Highland). Damn, I miss LA!

He’s crushing Simon. LOL.

Kara’s flying. Weeeeeeii. LOL.

lamo @ Ellen talking about not dragging it out any longer and then going on and on and on…

Aaaaaaaaaaaaw, more Hollywood.

lol @ the Kara/Casey thing.
Ellen[whispering to Kara about Casey]: He has his hair down for you.
Kara: Nice, nice!

Isn’t Kara married? lol. What’s with the leg/foot?

ROTFLMFAO! Randy saw it too. I paused and made the screen before I saw that. That’s hilarious!

What the hell happened to Jessica?! She’s like the new Tatiana. WTF? After that I’m glad she didn’t go through.

Janell: If I was bikini-girl I’d kiss you right now.
LOL. You could tell how badly Ryan wanted to say “well, it’s OK, you can kiss me anyway”.

I saw s.8 Paula!

Nice of Simon to ask about Katie’s grandmother. Hope she’s doing okay.

Kara was actually unbelievably sweet with Angela. It almost sounded like she got some tips from Paula, lol.

Siobhan? I’m never going to learn how to spell that. (Yes, I cheated this time, and I’ll keep doing it! lol)

So, are they gonna stop crying anytime soon? lol.

I’m glad Haley is in. Like Simon said, she can probably be a bit annoying at times, but she’s interesting.

Oh no! I like both Thaddeus and Andrew. Why does this always happen? Geez! Andrew’s version of Straight Up made me LOVE him, so I’m hoping he’ll be the one making it to the live shows, on the other hand, Thaddeus is awesome, too. This sucks!
Aww, poor Thaddeus. I actually think he should have made it. He’s got great personality and a great voice. YAAAAAAY for Andrew though.

Top 24:

Boys:
Michael “Big Mike” Lynche
Casey James
Aaron Kelly
Lee Dewyze
Todrick Hall
Taylor Grady
Alex Lambert
Joe Muñoz
Jermaine Sellers
John Park
Andrew Garcia
Tim Urban

Girls:
Didi Benami
Katelyn Epperly
Janell Wheeler
Lacey Brown
Ashley Rodriguez
Crystal Bowersox
Katie Stevens
Lilly Scott
Paige Miles
Siobhan Magnus
Michelle Delamor
Haeley Vaughn

My favorites so far (in no particular order):
Michael “Big Mike”
Todrick
Crystal
John
Haeley
Andrew