The reason that amuses me so much? 1) Totally on-point. 2) It sums up *another* great episode. 3) I welcome any and all references to the man that was Balki Bartokomous.

Below are the fun extras we can look forward to:

• The Wire Odyssey – A Retrospective of the First Four Seasons
• The Wire: The Last Word – A Documentary Exploring the Role of the Media
• 6 Audio Commentaries – With Creator David Simon, Cast and Crew

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What’s not to love here? Burn Notice? Check. Anyone from the BSG cast? Check. All we need now is a cameo by Michael Vartan, television’s original sexy handler, and you’ve got spy hotness at its best.

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One prime example: Clark and Michael. I was originally drawn in because there’s nothing Michael Cera touches that I’m not on board for. (See: Arrested Development, Superbad, Juno.) But the real break-out star here is Clark Duke, whose dead-pan humor and dry wit are irresistible. (You can also catch Clark as the super-conservative, super-religious Dale on ABC Family’s Greek.) Watching these two friends pimp themselves out across Hollywood… comedy gold.

But, alas, its been nearly a year since the 10-episode series went live. Judging by the number of recent comments on the site, there are clearly others like me who fell in deep TV lust with this duo and yearn for more. So what gives, guys? I know your respective stars keep rising, but do your fans a steady and give us a little more sweetness, k?

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You know I’m pulling for either The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison (pictured) or Big Brother’s Julie Chen. Admittedly, neither are particularly interesting or original. But I’d love to hear their acceptance speeches. Inevitably, Harrison would describe the Emmys as “the most dramatic (shocking, exciting) awards ceremony… ever.” Chenbot would be even more hysterically predictable. My only questions: Will she charge her batteries beforehand? How many times will she pivot on stage and segue with “but first…”?

I’m sure the nominees will be the more – groan – “deserving” candidates: The Amazing Race’s Phil Keoghen, Survivor’s Jeff Probst… hell, maybe even American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest, who, while an enormous tool, actually seems suited to the series’ format. None of whom interest me in the slightest.

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