Twaggies http://twaggies.com Because who doesn't like a visual? Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:22:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= no. 673 – @bulls_horns http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Twaggies/~3/F91x4z6_3VQ/ http://twaggies.com/2012/02/no-673-bulls_horns/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:22:11 +0000 Team Twaggies http://twaggies.com/?p=3636

 ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~

Why does the person right in front of me at Subway always treat building a sandwich like they’re buying a f#@&ing car?  @bulls_horns

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~Original CapsLock illustration by: Eke~

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980. @GarreTheFerret

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Don’t hate on Americans for not learning a foreign language. Hate on Americans for not learning English. @Naan_Conformist

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is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale? @MickSqueak

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~Illustrated by: Sal Oxford~

Hey, songs about love. That’s enough. We get it. – @DamienFahey

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Sometimes I let my plants get dangerously close to death, and then save them at the last minute just so they know who’s the boss  - @StealthyJess 

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~Zombie Illustration by Darren Calvert~

 

James Joyce’s work entered public domain. Shouldn’t be long before someone writes “A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Zombie.” – @rosa

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You can do anything you want with your life… until you have kids. @VerifiedDrunk

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Mad Libs inventor died today of POOPING. He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAUR @MikeDrucker

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Dear Women,

We forgot about Valentine’s Day because we can’t stop thinking about how lucky we are to even know you.

Love, Men @yoyoha

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