Tonight @ The Dogstar in brixton…

We’ll be playing with some epic bands…and come and get the best pizza on the planet…no joke

UP KNOB CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE

A massive night in Leeds city centre…got out of control. I was drinking cider and shit loads of whisky….which i don’t even like. Anyway, got back in to somebody’s house some time this morning, passed out on the sofa. 3 hours later i woke up and drove to the dentists to have a wisdom tooth out.

I was already driving with the windows open on the way there to stop last nights binge escaping prematurely all over the dashboard…so sitting in a dentists chair with a f*****g hoover in my mouth was enough. I ran outside and threw up, yummy appley spew, and then walked back in to have 25% of my wisdom yanked out my brain with a pair of pliers.

have you ever puked on a dentist? send us pics of your missing teeth/your dentist covered in sick.

The weather did make for one argument though. Espadrilles vs. Flip Flops. Being a drummer I would never wear the latter because they would be terrible for pedals, and they also remind me of a ducks beak/face in general. They’re better for face slapping though, as I recently found out. What do you think? If you also think flip flops are rubbish text ‘GAY SHOES’ to 07793527986 and for every text I get I will personally slap Sam in the face with his own terrible footwear. Enough texts and I’ll video it and show the world on our youtube page. Over and out…

Im thinking of getting the TT’s to do a blinding cover version which one do you think we should do???

Dot.

The dark side of Brixton…we’re playing at the Dogstar. We’ve got approximately 12,654 tonnes of assorted equipment ranging from massive speakers cabinets made of siberian birch to a bag full of metal poles.

We’ve pulled over next to the Dogstar to unload it all, and avoid getting stabbed/permenant back problems…and then…BLAM.

Big Brother – apparently having a paparazzi moment (terribly rude as we weren’t posing) – decide to send us our picture along with a delightful letter explaining quite politely that we owe them £120…

Obviously this is a massive load of s**t so we replied with this page of pure WIN!!

Cornered, battered, and embarrassed the arseholes at “the powers that be” had no choice but to let us off. Twelve Titans win again!!

I hope you are enjoying our shiny new site!?

As you may be aware, summer 2010 is shaping up to be a good time for us! With gigs being booked all over the UK all summer long, and the release of ‘EVEREST’ (17th July… Remember?) It will a busy summer for us all.

All our dates can be found up here(link to gigs section if possible)on the website or on our myspace… www.myspace.com/twelvetitans. For all of you out there that are looking to see us, check the dates and try and get down to a show! If we aren’t playing a show near you, comment the blog and tell us where you want us to play?! we’ll do our best to get there!

Bruno will be running his ‘tasty titanette’ competition on a gig by gig basis, so for a chance to be featured here on our site sporting a tasty twelve titans tee with Mr Bruno Major (you know you want to.) u need to be at a show!! More about that in his blogs…

We are also planning some video blogs for your viewing pleasure, which will most probably feature sillyness aplenty.  More updates to come shortly. For now, enjoy the current pictures taken for the promo of EVEREST and of course, the video for the single… out the 17th july on itunes

Chris
TT x

Our next gig is up at the Racehorse and were headlining!

Come along, you wont be disappointed

Here’s a sneak preview of a new track we’ve been working on called Double or Quits.

Let us know what you think.

Twelve Titans – Double or Quits