Twin Speak:DressCode

Fashion Babies' New Digs Sneak Peek

2016-11-07T16:16:00.000-05:00

Babies...sometimes we are "Extra" ! Extra Fussy!

2016-04-02T16:06:00.000-04:00

Awww... I love this commercial! So sweet! <3
Posted by Pet Humor on Saturday, March 26, 2016

North West says "No photos" just like Kanye

2015-10-29T11:40:00.002-04:00

We, the July 26 Twins of "Twin Speak:Dresscode" fame, understand that when you are in your tutu and generic shoes, being dragged to ballet class, you may not be in the mood to deal with all the paparazzi laying in wait for you. On behalf of all the two-year-olds walking the walk of shame in those generic pink ballet shoes (it would be different if they were Louboutins!), we applaud North for her efforts in keeping it real, toddler style!

Do not mess with N.West!!! She did, after all, flush Kanye's iPhone (!#*!%) down the toilet when she felt he wasn't giving her enough face time. Refer to our previous post--scroll down a bit to read all about it.

Tina Turner Comes out of Retirement to Dance with Beinecke and the Fashion Babies!

2015-05-24T23:48:00.000-04:00

The Legendary Tina Turner flew from her new homeland, Italy, to party and dance with Beinecke and the Fashion Babies as seen in this exclusive video. Tina can still shake a mean tail feather and the breaking news is that Beinecke and the Fashion Babies may be training for Dancing with the Stars!

The Must-Ask Questions that Every Parent Should Ask A Baby

2015-03-24T17:44:00.000-04:00

The Most Important Human Being on Planet Earth, and Quite Possibly the next Biracial President

2015-02-02T22:57:00.000-05:00

North West in nymag.com

Quoting straight from the international news source of record, Yahoo News/US Magazine:

" Not yet 2 years old, North West is indisputably the most important human being on planet Earth. But keeping up with the woman who will one day be elected President of the World can be difficult. Welcome to the North News Roundup, in which we school you on everything North West."

"Today's lead story in the North News Roundup: Kanye West, a human man appointed to care for North until she is grown and can assume her role as Messiah, has released a music video for his song "Only One." North, who the song is about, is also featured in the music video directed by Spike Jonze because of course the Kardashian-West clan would have to have an Academy Award winner direct their home movies. You can watch the whole video on Kanye's website. "

" Elsewhere in the North-iverse, do not text Kanye to tell him how cute his new music video is. He will not get it. That is because North, who inherited her mother's propensity for holding a cell phone and her father's mischievous side, flushed Kanye's phone down the toilet. "
"Not last night, but the night before, I hear North in the bathroom and I hear the toilet flushing and flushing," Kim Kardashian told Ryan Seacrest during an appearance on his radio show. "And I run in there and I’m like, 'Wait a minute, babe,' to Kanye. 'Didn't she have your phone a second ago?' The phone was in the toilet! I put it in a bag of rice, [but] nothing worked."

" It's a nice window into what North will be like as our overlord; her punishments are tough, but fair.
Fortunately, Kanye was probably all ¯\_(?)_/¯ about the whole thing anyway because North has made him mellow as hell. Or that's what he said on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. Marriage and fatherhood have made him a "better human being," he told Ellen. "I've definitely learned how to compromise more, which is something you have to understand when you partner with people in business. And I've learned how to shut up more. Yeah, I think I'm a better human being because of [Kim] and because of my daughter. "

" North West, the Video Vixen. North West, the Punisher. North West, the Human Xanax. A holy trinity. "

(That's Yahoo/US Magazine, just so you know, we didn't write anything above this sentence. The Fashion Babies are merely reporting THE FACTS--as written by adults!)

The link to this actual story is: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/north-west-news-roundup-toilet-training-terrible-twos-music-videos-2015301#ixzz3QdaOrwuN

Do-It-Yourself Halloween Costumes for Babies

2014-10-20T19:55:00.002-04:00

Stephen Colbert gives advice directly to the Fashion Babies about being young women

2014-08-22T02:44:00.000-04:00

Well, Stephen Colbert is talking to all young girls and even if the Fashion Babies don't understand everything he said (they'll revisit this video when they are older), we all understand one major thing: if you want girls to like you, don't be mean! Boys and young men, we're speaking to you! Well, actually Stephen is. Listen up and learn...you'll be happy you did!

p.s. Just a reminder to keep watching this blog for the story (and some video) of how we went to the moon with Kim and Kanye's daughter, North West. And get a load of these out of these out of this world threads.We made them ourselves.

p.p.s. Isn't Stephen Colbert great! He is being honest and serious as opposed to his television persona. Way Cool for you, SC!

North West is holding it down on the Fashion Tip!

2014-08-14T18:41:00.001-04:00

North West, a friend of the Fashion Babies, looks smashing in her first fashion layout. Another friend of ours, Karl Lagerfart, oops, we mean Karl Lagerfeld, said something profound about North and fashion, but we can't read yet. Do you think she has snacks in her Chanel handbag? Or maybe a Kanye ~~Voodoo~~ doll? Coming up soon on the Fashion Babies YouTube network: North West + the Fashion Babies + Beinecke go to the moon! Here's a sneak peek from our trip. Bow and Wow! Wow and Bow!

A PUPPY WITH EVERY TUXEDO? YES, PLEASE!

2014-05-24T03:32:00.001-04:00

Quvenzhane Wallis is the new face of Armani Junior. What a coup for Giorgio, as her personality and talent are just amazing! And wait....does this photo indicate Armani has decided to include a puppy with every tuxedo? What a genius marketing technique to get kids to dress in formalwear...!!!

She's was the youngest nominee for an Academy Award for best actress, and now she's the new face of Armani Junior. Quvenzhané Wallis, who was nominated for an Oscar for her performance in "Beasts of the Southern Wild" has been chosen to represent Armani Junior for the fall/winter 2014-2015 campaign, wearing each outfit as a different character, shot portrait style by photographer Stefano Azario in front of a plain canvas backdrop. One of the first images of the campaign, which will go global next month, is of Wallis wearing a tuxedo and ballet flats, with an adorable puppy peeking out from the jacket. "Quvenzhané is so talented despite her young age," said Giorgio Armani in a release. "With her insatiable energy, Quvenzhané made the clothing come alive, interpreting it in her own singular way." Wallis, who was also part of the cast of the movie "12 Years a Slave," is going to play the lead role in the movie adaptation of the musical "Annie," with Jamie Foxx and Cameron Diaz, set to be released this fall. In a statement, Wallis said being chosen for the campaign was as exciting as being cast for a major film. "I was honored to wear his custom gown to the Oscars. It made me feel like a princess," Wallis said. "It's fun now to wear Armani Junior since I really like the clothing. It's young. It's cool. My friends are going to want to borrow all my clothes now, for sure." gpace@nydailynews.com (from the New York Daily News)

Spaghetti: It's not just for marinara sauce anymore

2014-04-15T07:17:00.000-04:00

A Fashion Baby Extrraordinaire! And He is Truly "Fly-er" than Almost Every Other Person on the Planet! Recognize!

2014-03-14T03:07:00.000-04:00

This is the most interesting baby man in the world! He not only is in a retail establishment on an electric green-colored skate board, he's wearing suspenders in the "off" position because it's a casual dress day.

Happy Valentine's Day to our Fashion Crush, Creative Genius, Writer and overall Bon-Vivant, Simon Doonan at Barney's

2014-02-14T07:56:00.002-05:00

If you don't know who Simon Doonan is, shame, shame and shamey shame on you! He has the best job in the world: Creative Ambassador-at-Large of the New York City-based clothing store Barneys.. Simon (yes, I'm on a first name basis with anyone who is that cool because I've obsessed about them for ages and they seem like family, my imaginary family), Mr. Simon caught our attention when he was designing the windows at Barney's with astonishing, thought-provoking and visionary artistry. Take a look at this:

and what about this homage to the Coneheads?

It is really an inspiration to see and witness the genius of someone such as Simon, unfold right before our eyes season after season. We've had a literal window into his mind's take on culture, fashion and politics, and for that, we send him a really big Valentine. We all should have the opportunity to freely exercise our creative license in public spaces. It would make the world a more humane and exciting place.

Twin Speak:DressCode: What's in Fashion in Russia? Dogs on Trains!

2014-02-14T05:27:00.001-05:00

Twin Speak:DressCode: What's in Fashion in Russia? Dogs on Trains!: The title of this missive is: "Sex with Dogs in Bed". Don't worry, it's rated PG

Two Sides to Perception by Pantene : BRAVO

2014-02-08T06:07:00.000-05:00

What's in Fashion in Russia? Dogs on Trains!

2014-02-08T05:15:00.005-05:00

The title of this missive is: "Sex with Dogs in Bed". Don't worry, it's rated PG

If you’ve never had sex with dogs in bed, I feel sorry for you. Which brings me to the topic of dogs and Sochi. Thanks to the 2014 Olympics, we’ve been bombarded by images of savvy canines riding the trains in Russia and they look as cosmopolitan as all get out.

I can’t tell you how normal this really is, dogs on mass transit, dogs figuring out complex processes that some humans find difficult. All dogs reading this understand what I mean. Humans, try to follow.

Dogs in Russia have been riding the trains in this complex system from point A to point B, P, or X demonstrating the same skills Jennifer Lopez sang about in her album “On the 6” (referencing the subways of New York), in order to eat and hang out and maybe get lucky.

Ralph

I had a dog once, (I was an animal companion, in other words) that developed many valuable skills. Ralph could rollover 10 times in a row, give you a high five, a low five, walk on two legs, negotiate walking up the stairs to a slide, slide down into a kiddy pool filled with water, swim like a dolphin and he could open the zippers on any bag, purse or luggage piece. His lap-sitting skills were nothing less than extraordinary. Ralph looked up at you with his big, Chihuahua eyes and made you, and you alone, feel as though you are the most special, phenomenal being in the galaxy. And beyond! He was invited and traveled to places I did not see, nor was I invited to, including to a fancy bed-and-breakfast establishment. True story.

Dogs I’ve known and observed have always yearned to travel, trying their best to sneak out the door right on one’s heels, or jumping in the car with you, or squeezing under a fence. The urge to travel and see the world is much like ours and there is nothing so joyous to see as a dog riding in a car with its head out of the window, fur flying hither, thither and skither. (I made up that last word.)

Humankind and dogs domesticated each other, truth be told. They needed food, protection, joie de vivre, warmth on those cold, three dog nights and so did we. By the way, there were no dogs on the Flintstones, which only reinforces that show’s non-authenticity, even though it’s one of my favorite cartoons.

So it’s only natural that our four-footed friends would pick up on our daily activities and hop the train. According to reports, Russian dogs have created their own version of Sochi Olympic games, challenging each other as to who can board the train at the last possible millisecond. The losers? Stuck on the platform in Sochi shame.

(Source: ABC news)

Here’s the thing. Dogs are light years ahead of us when it comes to one major area: a highly cultivated appreciation of being around others. In the presence of a group of humans, a dog will start to smile a canine smile, excitedly wag its tail, and let everyone know it’s so very damn happy to be in the moment with whoever the people are. Can you imagine the outpouring of mirth that would spontaneously explode if dogs were traveling on the trains to and from Grand Central Station?

And if you so happen to make some moves that have to do with sex with a significant other in a bed and your dog happens to be there, chances are, the dog might jump off the bed or go to sleep in the bed. That behavior, too, is something they most obviously have learned from us humans.

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If You've Seen One Fashion Show, You've Seen Them All...Not This One, Though!

2013-12-02T06:42:00.003-05:00

Rick Owens, Rick Owens, Rick Owens! You had us at the first stomp and clap! This video from Owens' Spring/Summer 2013 fashion show features models who are giving us FIERCE FACE! And who amongst us hasn't had to dress for that day at the office that felt like we were just about going into warfare! And yes, we put on our fiercest game face, with head held high, in the spirit of this wonderful video below:

It doesn't take two baby feminists and a talking Bulldog to see that Pebbles has been usurped on her own cereal box!

2013-11-20T01:23:00.003-05:00

Bow and Wow! This is Beinecke the Bulldog with the Fashion Babies. Baby Phoebe is on the left, Baby Isa is on the right. When we looked at our box of Fruity Pebbles, something was missing and her name is PEBBLES!!! And why is Bam Bam using a big pickle to attack our bowl of delicious cereal? A big pickle with a drumstick bone on the end of it! All of the milk and cereal looks like it's jumping out of the bowl, trying to get away from the wrath of Bam Bam.

Pebbles, Pebbles, Pebbles, Pebbles, Pebbles, PEBBLES!!!! We can't wait to see you again! What are you up to? Hit us up on our Lego-made iphone!

So, Post Cereal, please let us see Pebbles again on the cereal box that bears her name. No more big pickles wielded by a very messy boy baby. And what the heck are those green, pink, purple and blue things shooting upwards out of the cereal bowl---if that's supposed to be the fruit, it's probably that genetically modified food Ralph Nader warned us about the other day in the sandbox.

Michelle Obama's Chicago Fashion Designer gets a well-deserved Kickstart!

2013-10-17T02:10:00.003-04:00

A New Version of Jingle Bells for Christmas and Holidays 2013!

2013-08-24T04:47:00.000-04:00

The Holidays will be here before we know it so don't delay, learn the new holiday 2013 Jingle Bells today!
Read the new lyrics as penned by the genius lyricist and all around good guy, Michael V. Peters.

Jingle Bells, Elfis smells

Santa has three noses

He SHOT OUT SNOT AT THREE ELVES at once like

WATER FROM THREE HOSES

It landed on most of the gifts but Santa didn't care

And when the children saw it they threw up a ton of hair

His beard is filled with bugs

There's a goldmine in his ear

Why is this? Because

He drinks a lot of beer

When it gets to be Christmas Eve

You better hold your nose

Cuz Santa tends to FART a lot

And it sounds like "Ho Ho Ho!'

Jingle Bells, Elfis smells

Santa has three noses

He SHOT OUT SNOT at 3 ELVES at once LIKE

WATER FROM THREE HOSES

It landed on most of the gifts but Santa didn't care

And when the children saw it they threw Up! A! Ton! Of! Hair! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR*cough cough hack*

Summertime on the beach with Salvador

2013-08-23T23:23:00.003-04:00

Look who we found at the beach! It's Salvador Dali! "Bow and Wow!" as Beinecke the Bulldog would say.

Sunny is Funny. Sunny is a Honey. Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny!

2013-08-20T21:58:00.000-04:00

What a great day in the history of Glamsterdam! Beinecke the Bulldog learned how to surf today (he's holding his blue surfboard with the peace sign on it) and then, low and behold, the internets had this video where the First Family, the Obamas, reveal there's a new dog in town, Washington D.C. town, and her name is Sunny!!!!

Sunny looks like a bundle of joy and she frolics around and plays with Bo Obama. How cute is she?

Yes, Every Baby is a little Prince or Princess

2013-08-11T00:02:00.003-04:00

The fact of the matter is, all babies are royally cute. When they are asleep and quiet!!!

Friday Fab Fun: a dog opera duet tour de force

2013-08-09T00:33:00.002-04:00

Magic the Dachshund and Amber the Weimaraner perform a virtual duet thanks to the interwebs. There is some call-and-response, too. Like the photography and set design? The July 26 Twins are adept at cinema verite and cinema very cheap!

Fashion Babies Discuss Baby Fashions: The High-Waisted Man Pant

2013-08-04T19:26:00.002-04:00