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	<description>Toasting twins since 1996.</description>
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		<title>Weekend Jacksonisms</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 04:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bridget</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Moose]]></category>

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		<description>We took the boys to see the stage production of Mary Poppins this weekend. It was good. I&amp;#8217;m not a big fan of musicals, so just like all the others I think there was a little too much singing and dancing. I was also disappointed that Mrs. Banks was not a suffragist like she was [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>That’s Bridget With One “T”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 23:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bridget</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stop spelling my name wrong]]></category>

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		<description>I don&amp;#8217;t have a complicated or unusual name. I know there are a few different ways to spell &amp;#8220;Bridget&amp;#8221; so I always spell it out when I have to give my name over the phone. My husband does the same thing, but there&amp;#8217;s only one way to spell his name so I think he&amp;#8217;s stupid. [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>WTF Wednesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 05:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bridget</dc:creator>
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		<description>Dallas and I are getting ready to have a garage sale. We found a half a can of acetone, I told Dallas to put it in the pile, &amp;#8220;people will buy anything.&amp;#8221; Case in point, this is from my friend Carla&amp;#8217;s Facebook feed: Let&amp;#8217;s examine this item for a moment shall we? First, they&amp;#8217;re &amp;#8220;Before [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>100 Word Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 04:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bridget</dc:creator>
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		<description>In the blog world &amp;#8211; just like in real life &amp;#8211; peer pressure works. A couple of weeks ago I commented to my friend Lance at My Blog Can Beat Up Your Blog  that we had a mutual blog friend, Tracy from Crazy As Normal. (Actually, what I told him was, &amp;#8220;Tracy is in-real-life best friends [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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		<title>The Stupid Dog Strikes Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 04:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bridget</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[army wife]]></category>
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		<description>This dog is going to be the death of me, or at least my bank account. I don&amp;#8217;t remember what airline we took when we flew up to Alaska, but I know the dog cost about $100 to be checked as baggage. The process of checking a live animal is miserable. We did everything right. [...]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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