Twisted Meeting Minutes

VB vs C#: Battle of the Ages

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 18:42:00 +0000

According to recent studies, 95% of good code that is written today is in VB. 60% of that VB is VB6. That leaves C# with a market share of just 8%.

painting sucks so bad

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:37:00 +0000

this is why someone should always paint my house for me.

respect is earned

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:26:00 +0000

"... and maybe you won't get shit on so much at work."

if the cults were right....

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:16:00 +0000

I hate explaining my comics, so here:

Heaven's Gate Cult Wiki

Xenu (yes, scientology IS a cult)

reality is stranger than fiction

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:03:00 +0000

false alarm

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:33:00 +0000

Seriously, I'm wondering what the ratio of people that pirate Photoshop to the people that legally own a copy is.

iPhone meeting

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:09:00 +0000

I guess if you're going to goof around on Facebook during your meetings, then friending your boss on Facebook isn't a horrible idea.

use a taller chair

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:02:00 +0000

way to put a positive twist on an unfortunate situation

lawn darts are dangerous

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:15:00 +0000

kick me

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:14:00 +0000

red light, green light

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:58:00 +0000

don't play this game with real traffic lights, kids.

is it cold in here?

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:11:00 +0000

lasik rocks!

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:32:00 +0000

spaghettiO's

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:07:00 +0000

Never question spaghetti in the shape of an O. NEVER...

right to bear arms

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:05:00 +0000

Second amendment.... get it? Come on people!

re ......... tardiness

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:20:00 +0000

Get it? Re ..... tardiness. Ah hahaha.

eye patch tuesdays

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:19:00 +0000

Don't you HATE when this happens?

butt crack of dawn

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:18:00 +0000

Seriously, who gets up early enough to know wtf that saying means?

stupid waiter

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:56:00 +0000

I, personally, prefer chicken and stars in those little cups. Mmmm mmmm good.

ted the twisted torturer

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:16:00 +0000

Remember kids! Don't forget to twist that shit!

the cry

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:10:00 +0000

This is why emo radio stations will never make it.

velocity is a bitch

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:01:00 +0000

I am sorry to say that this is based on a true story--and yes, I am the one w/ the scar...

vice presidential debate summary

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:55:00 +0000

I think this about sums it up. Anyone care to add anything they saw?

shy bladder

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:33:00 +0000

Of course this method could also result in a black eye--or maybe even a wink!

dont annoy your pets

noreply@blogger.com (Gary Hibbard) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:09:00 +0000

... because one day they might freaking SNAP!