Twitter / derekhoug

derekhoug: My yogurt has active bacterial culture "L. Prodigestus™" in it. Sounds legit.

Tue, 22 May 2012 00:53:55 +0000

derekhoug: My yogurt has active bacterial culture "L. Prodigestus™" in it. Sounds legit.

derekhoug: Too old for @AndrewWK? My back is killing me today. #partiedtoohard

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:56:17 +0000

derekhoug: Too old for @AndrewWK? My back is killing me today. #partiedtoohard

derekhoug: RT @SixThousand: We have some extra passes to giveaway to Andrew WK tnte! Enter on the emails http://t.co/E7ovwzGR

Thu, 17 May 2012 06:01:19 +0000

derekhoug: RT @SixThousand: We have some extra passes to giveaway to Andrew WK tnte! Enter on the emails http://t.co/E7ovwzGR

derekhoug: All @AndrewWK all day. Feeling pretty party about @TheBakeryPerth tonight. #partyhard #perth

Thu, 17 May 2012 00:36:17 +0000

derekhoug: All @AndrewWK all day. Feeling pretty party about @TheBakeryPerth tonight. #partyhard #perth

derekhoug: Lost a button on my shirt. Sweater vest saves the day.

Mon, 14 May 2012 00:39:52 +0000

derekhoug: Lost a button on my shirt. Sweater vest saves the day.

derekhoug: I am now (technically) a syndicated writer.

Thu, 10 May 2012 04:04:09 +0000

derekhoug: I am now (technically) a syndicated writer.

derekhoug: Apparently AGWA will be opening "an exclusive, Manhattan-inspired bar" during the MoMA exhibition. Can't wait to see the Perth take on NYC.

Mon, 07 May 2012 06:49:34 +0000

derekhoug: Apparently AGWA will be opening "an exclusive, Manhattan-inspired bar" during the MoMA exhibition. Can't wait to see the Perth take on NYC.

derekhoug: The most important thing I learned from Herzog's Into the Abyss is that there is a place called Cut and Shoot, Texas.

Mon, 07 May 2012 03:13:17 +0000

derekhoug: The most important thing I learned from Herzog's Into the Abyss is that there is a place called Cut and Shoot, Texas.

derekhoug: The Kitties n' Titties Tumblr is my new favourite. http://t.co/FBRSobpx

Sat, 05 May 2012 03:46:22 +0000

derekhoug: The Kitties n' Titties Tumblr is my new favourite. http://t.co/FBRSobpx

derekhoug: Alien was 1979? Nuts.

Fri, 04 May 2012 13:01:34 +0000

derekhoug: Alien was 1979? Nuts.

derekhoug: Even I adore-ee-ah, my Velour-ee-ah

Fri, 04 May 2012 11:10:55 +0000

derekhoug: Even I adore-ee-ah, my Velour-ee-ah

derekhoug: @pretty_paranoia Chris Harrison for next #BachelorPad would be even better.

Fri, 04 May 2012 07:40:25 +0000

derekhoug: @pretty_paranoia Chris Harrison for next #BachelorPad would be even better.

derekhoug: Whaaaat. 2 inch long eyebrow hair, you CRAZY. How have you not obscured my vision before now?!

Fri, 04 May 2012 06:25:54 +0000

derekhoug: Whaaaat. 2 inch long eyebrow hair, you CRAZY. How have you not obscured my vision before now?!

derekhoug: Friday morning hangovers are the worst.

Thu, 03 May 2012 23:05:06 +0000

derekhoug: Friday morning hangovers are the worst.

derekhoug: RT @andrewvarano: Opening next Wednesday night @OKGALLERY 'The Refrain' featuring Lucas Grogan, Jessie Mitchell and Anneke de Rooij http ...

Thu, 03 May 2012 14:43:35 +0000

derekhoug: RT @andrewvarano: Opening next Wednesday night @OKGALLERY 'The Refrain' featuring Lucas Grogan, Jessie Mitchell and Anneke de Rooij http ...

derekhoug: @pretty_paranoia Yeah, but it's like $50 and for some reason everybody I know in Perth doesn't like AWK.

Thu, 03 May 2012 09:08:22 +0000

derekhoug: @pretty_paranoia Yeah, but it's like $50 and for some reason everybody I know in Perth doesn't like AWK.

derekhoug: Related tweet: Oh god, why are the only pistachios left in the bag those ones that never opened all the way?

Tue, 01 May 2012 08:40:33 +0000

derekhoug: Related tweet: Oh god, why are the only pistachios left in the bag those ones that never opened all the way?

derekhoug: Oh god, why can't I stop eating pistachios.

Tue, 01 May 2012 08:36:09 +0000

derekhoug: Oh god, why can't I stop eating pistachios.

derekhoug: 1978. Academy Award winner Christopher Plummer delivers his greatest performance to date. "IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP! HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!"

Tue, 01 May 2012 05:47:52 +0000

derekhoug: 1978. Academy Award winner Christopher Plummer delivers his greatest performance to date. "IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP! HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!"

derekhoug: Thanks! RT @Auri13Auriel My favorite dance partners they did amazing#DWTS. Love ya :) @derekhoug @mariamanewknos nice vampire teeth.

Tue, 01 May 2012 04:35:51 +0000

derekhoug: Thanks! RT @Auri13Auriel My favorite dance partners they did amazing#DWTS. Love ya :) @derekhoug @mariamanewknos nice vampire teeth.