http://twitter.com/Erevos/with_friends Twitter updates from Erevos / Erevos and folks. en-us 40 Broslife: It's cold outside. Think I'm gonna wrap myself in some strange. Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:30:17 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5581438758 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5581438758 Broslife: Just thinking about when Marshall forgot his pants at work. It really is the gift that keeps on giving. Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:15:51 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5569160040 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5569160040 Broslife: Bros don't let bros watch Sandra Bullock movies. Except "Speed". That movie was awesome. Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:23:22 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5494875769 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5494875769 Broslife: If at first you don't suceed... hit on her friend. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:36:58 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5484102025 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5484102025 Broslife: Being awesome is something you can't just turn off. Kind of like a car chase on TV. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:19:06 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5464689535 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5464689535 Broslife: How picking out scotch is similar to picking out women: If it's 18 years or older, it's good to go. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:56:39 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5456818353 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5456818353 Broslife: Attention all bros in the greater Metropolitan area: Be on the lookout for drunk, horny baseball fan chicks celebrating tonight. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:53:50 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5441893781 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5441893781 Broslife: The bigger her sunglasses = The more she regrets last night. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:34:02 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5430997748 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5430997748 Broslife: Formula for tipping a waitress: (% x How Hot (1-10 Scale) x 2 Formula for tipping a waiter: Whatever loose change you have Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:38:12 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5406798913 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5406798913 Broslife: Just saw a bro wearing Uggs. Someone please make him stop. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:58:46 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5404337293 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5404337293 Broslife: Good morning my Barnacoholics. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:17:23 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5394919137 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5394919137 Broslife: Entertaining Kate Hudson while ARod is busy Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:28:04 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5379176985 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5379176985 Broslife: Tomorrow is girls' wear their halloween costumes to work day. Trust me it's a thing, everyone knows about it, so no need to confirm. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:46:35 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5368456164 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5368456164 Broslife: Saw Paranormal Activity today - A girl showed an interest in Ted. Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:49:53 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5318772500 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5318772500 Broslife: Will be giving out double-breasted Armanis to the first 25 trick or treaters that show up at his door. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:59:39 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5301573619 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5301573619 Broslife: I'd like to find out where all of these slutty hospitals and police stations are. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:55:07 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5293433149 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5293433149 Broslife: It's Friday so, working from the bar today. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:58:18 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5289054796 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5289054796 Broslife: 2nd Addendum: If said waitress is a 7 or better, then convince bro that he never actually ordered lunch in the first place. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:54:36 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5270303954 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5270303954 Broslife: Addendum: If your bro goes to the bathroom, you are allowed to finish his lunch and blame it on the waitress for prematurely taking it away Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:47:59 +0000 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5270149413 http://twitter.com/Broslife/statuses/5270149413