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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Not sure if Superman could catch this connecting flight: "Passengers Expected To Proceed At The Speed Of Light"
http://tinyurl.com/cztx3e</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Not sure if Superman could catch this connecting flight: "Passengers Expected To Proceed At The Speed Of Light"
http://tinyurl.com/cztx3e</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2619326220</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2619326220</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Passenger can't get away in this story: "Injured Escaping From Body Mass"
http://bit.ly/IQ21V</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Passenger can't get away in this story: "Injured Escaping From Body Mass"
http://bit.ly/IQ21V</description>
    <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2603329349</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2603329349</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Lifelong flyer just can't take it anymore in this story: "Unglued By Toddler Tantrum"
http://bit.ly/Kglqn</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Lifelong flyer just can't take it anymore in this story: "Unglued By Toddler Tantrum"
http://bit.ly/Kglqn</description>
    <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2587278671</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2587278671</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Two seatbelt extender passenger creates cramped quarters in this tale: "Lodged Tightly Between Flesh And Fuselage"
http://tinyurl.com/5dwjhs</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Two seatbelt extender passenger creates cramped quarters in this tale: "Lodged Tightly Between Flesh And Fuselage"
http://tinyurl.com/5dwjhs</description>
    <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2577691454</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2577691454</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Here's a story about a doggy's little adventure onboard an airplane: "Dog Escapes Designer Bag"
http://tinyurl.com/cnwgkw</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Here's a story about a doggy's little adventure onboard an airplane: "Dog Escapes Designer Bag"
http://tinyurl.com/cnwgkw</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2563856776</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2563856776</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Annoying child pulls a stunt David Copperfield would be proud of in this story: "Kid Violates The Laws Of Physics"
http://tinyurl.com/dxoa2s</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Annoying child pulls a stunt David Copperfield would be proud of in this story: "Kid Violates The Laws Of Physics"
http://tinyurl.com/dxoa2s</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2546996985</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2546996985</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Rank smell of urine permeates the cabin in this story: "I Smell Pee"
http://bit.ly/10s2Pq</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Rank smell of urine permeates the cabin in this story: "I Smell Pee"
http://bit.ly/10s2Pq</description>
    <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2530539581</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2530539581</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Passenger ingests some liquid medication to help him get through his flight in this story: "Vodka Cures All"
http://tinyurl.com/dxoa2s</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Passenger ingests some liquid medication to help him get through his flight in this story: "Vodka Cures All"
http://tinyurl.com/dxoa2s</description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2507274078</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2507274078</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Story about a proselytizer with a personal issue; he'll have difficulties gaining converts: Gas Permeated Clothing
http://tinyurl.com/coun55</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Story about a proselytizer with a personal issue; he'll have difficulties gaining converts: Gas Permeated Clothing
http://tinyurl.com/coun55</description>
    <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2483297635</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2483297635</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: New post on the Commentary page: "Deeply Grateful To The Airlines"
http://www.flightsfromhell.com/commentary.htm</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: New post on the Commentary page: "Deeply Grateful To The Airlines"
http://www.flightsfromhell.com/commentary.htm</description>
    <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 01:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2476863600</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2476863600</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Characters from the Wizard Of Oz board this flight from hell: "The Wicked Witch And Her Evil Monkeys"
http://tinyurl.com/dxoa2s</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Characters from the Wizard Of Oz board this flight from hell: "The Wicked Witch And Her Evil Monkeys"
http://tinyurl.com/dxoa2s</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2455579680</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2455579680</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Those dreaded reclining seats are on the attack once again in this story: "Pregnant And Squashed By A Seat"
http://tinyurl.com/5cpt5w</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Those dreaded reclining seats are on the attack once again in this story: "Pregnant And Squashed By A Seat"
http://tinyurl.com/5cpt5w</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:49:48 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2431678501</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2431678501</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: No rest for the weary in this tale: "Tortured For Hours"
http://bit.ly/Kglqn</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: No rest for the weary in this tale: "Tortured For Hours"
http://bit.ly/Kglqn</description>
    <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2415584269</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2415584269</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: A story about a plane full of suffering souls: "Trapped In Purgatory"
http://bit.ly/KsfFk</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: A story about a plane full of suffering souls: "Trapped In Purgatory"
http://bit.ly/KsfFk</description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2397816670</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2397816670</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: It's sign up or ship out in this story: "Involuntary Babysitter"
http://bit.ly/Kglqn</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: It's sign up or ship out in this story: "Involuntary Babysitter"
http://bit.ly/Kglqn</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2382753628</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2382753628</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Lack of lavatories on the plane leads to awkward situation in this story: "Leave It In The Terminal"
http://tinyurl.com/coun55</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Lack of lavatories on the plane leads to awkward situation in this story: "Leave It In The Terminal"
http://tinyurl.com/coun55</description>
    <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2363426264</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2363426264</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Check out the Flight of Fear cartoon. How many flying hell annoyances can you spot?
http://bit.ly/10THpK</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Check out the Flight of Fear cartoon. How many flying hell annoyances can you spot?
http://bit.ly/10THpK</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2351558593</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2351558593</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Story about a passenger upset about giving up seat to injured veteran: "Passenger Fusses Over Change Of Seats"
http://tinyurl.com/5lovjm</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Story about a passenger upset about giving up seat to injured veteran: "Passenger Fusses Over Change Of Seats"
http://tinyurl.com/5lovjm</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2338313679</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2338313679</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: More seat wars: "Space Invader"
http://bit.ly/6s8HZ</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: More seat wars: "Space Invader"
http://bit.ly/6s8HZ</description>
    <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2305494546</guid>
    <link>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2305494546</link>
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    <title>FlightsFromHell: Troublemaker creates tumult in this tale: "Passenger Disses TSA And Crew"
http://bit.ly/eboer</title>
    <description>FlightsFromHell: Troublemaker creates tumult in this tale: "Passenger Disses TSA And Crew"
http://bit.ly/eboer</description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
    <guid>http://twitter.com/FlightsFromHell/statuses/2287677502</guid>
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