http://twitter.com/TLHines Twitter updates from TL Hines / TLHines. en-us 40 TLHines: Little-known fact: Car dealers are required to use either their dogs or their grandchildren in all advertising. Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:25:32 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/101313234518282241 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/101313234518282241 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: @amindadrift This might be what they were thinking about when they drafted the "don't ask, don't tell" policy. Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:02:02 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/94074664166502400 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/94074664166502400 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: @SolomonInkwell Thanks for the kind words; I owe you a Dr. Pepper. Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:00:51 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/94074367910219776 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/94074367910219776 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: A bit dismayed no one has asked me to be a date for the Marine Corps Ball. Thu, 21 Jul 2011 15:57:53 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/94073619906441216 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/94073619906441216 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: @LBombardier Hey, thanks Lauren. It's great to finally reach 29 years of age. Tue, 21 Jun 2011 16:22:10 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/83208095223918592 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/83208095223918592 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: McCain says immigrants cause wildfires. But he ignores their obvious connection to plane crashes and tooth decay. Tue, 21 Jun 2011 15:38:33 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/83197119741177856 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/83197119741177856 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: Quite certain I don't want to hear the words "tweet" and "Weiner" used in the same sentence ever again. Wed, 08 Jun 2011 15:51:07 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/78489239733551104 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/78489239733551104 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: The word "lose" has one "o." Not two. "The Biggest Looser," for instance, would be unsafe for network TV. Tue, 31 May 2011 17:41:17 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/75617861250461696 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/75617861250461696 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: It's maybe kinda sorta near the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. Tue, 24 May 2011 20:01:29 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/73116428315803648 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/73116428315803648 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: So we launched Operation Geronimo without informing the Pakistan government. Just wondering: has anyone told them yet? Tue, 03 May 2011 15:53:23 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/65443845835468800 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/65443845835468800 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: The positive side of Alzheimer's: you get to see every movie for the first time again. Fri, 22 Apr 2011 16:11:21 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/61462101918613504 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/61462101918613504 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: Some say the FBI "Hottel" memo proves aliens have landed in the U.S. As if our government weren't proof enough. Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:42:25 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/57483653936201729 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/57483653936201729 web dc3747428fa88cab Spokane Spokane, WA city http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/dc3747428fa88cab.json 47.5871 -117.520824 47.5871 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.303904 47.758498 -117.520824 United States TLHines: @SteveKarmazenuk Exactly. Everyone would want an extra bottle, in case of accidents. Moms would buy them in droves. Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:27:11 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/52436586582904834 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/52436586582904834 web TLHines: If I were to create and market my own fragrance, I would call it "Clean Underwear," because everyone would want to wear it. Mon, 28 Mar 2011 17:39:47 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/52424659030908928 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/52424659030908928 web TLHines: Today is Thursday. Or "Yesterday," in Rebecca Black's world. Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:49:03 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/50962342233645056 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/50962342233645056 web TLHines: "Alzheimer's" is a trending search term. Possibly benefiting from people who keep forgetting they've already searched for it. Thu, 17 Mar 2011 16:25:57 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/48419810551398400 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/48419810551398400 web TLHines: Dear God: Thank you for Charlie Sheen. - Lindsay Lohan Mon, 07 Mar 2011 23:55:39 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/44909103700643840 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/44909103700643840 web 99bbf29b2d18b270 Riverside Riverside, Spokane neighborhood http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/99bbf29b2d18b270.json 47.649602 -117.443712 47.649602 -117.401558 47.668091 -117.401558 47.668091 -117.443712 United States TLHines: @aliciabillings @susanandrus - Hey, nice to hear from yous guys (as they say in Butte). Spokane's been good to me and my fam. Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:45:32 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/42988922019651584 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/42988922019651584 web 40a3dfdeaedfb69a West Central West Central, Spokane neighborhood http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/40a3dfdeaedfb69a.json 47.65689 -117.462748 47.65689 -117.426529 47.67519 -117.426529 47.67519 -117.462748 United States TLHines: There's a way for CBS to keep Charlie Sheen as a star. Just change the name of the show to "Two and a Half Grams." Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:52:40 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/42718928912400384 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/42718928912400384 web 99bbf29b2d18b270 Riverside Riverside, Spokane neighborhood http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/99bbf29b2d18b270.json 47.649602 -117.443712 47.649602 -117.401558 47.668091 -117.401558 47.668091 -117.443712 United States TLHines: Needs more cowbell. Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:15:46 +0000 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/33574447684390912 http://twitter.com/TLHines/statuses/33574447684390912 web 99bbf29b2d18b270 Riverside Riverside, Spokane neighborhood http://api.twitter.com/1/geo/id/99bbf29b2d18b270.json 47.649602 -117.443712 47.649602 -117.401558 47.668091 -117.401558 47.668091 -117.443712 United States