Two and A Half Men Season 9 news

T'was Two and a Half Nights Before Christmas

2011-11-03T16:50:00.000-07:00

T'was Two and a Half nights before Christmas, and all through the night

the noise was simply deafening, The House was a sight.

No stockings, no tree, no tinsel, no bows

No presents or packages, no roast beast or snow,
except for "The Middle" a few miles away,
had made some snow, for their show, but just for a day.
but other than that the cupboards were bare,
not one bit of evidence that Christmas was there.

Oh I'm sorry, there were stockings about,
and bras and panties and ale and stout.
There were games to be played and treats to be shared
But were the games, equally to Charlie's, in compare?
Berta was picking through the table of stuff,
the butter the oil the choices were rough.
Hosing off the washer for the 93rd time,
She exclaimed as she left, this is simply a crime.

Out on the sand, near the ocean on the beach,

Alan chased three nude girls with a scream and a Creech,
Malibu's finest caught up with him in the end,
The girls got away to Walden once again.
Who had more girls in one bed there ever could be,
But finding Walden was a trick that you had to see.
There he is they shout as they were looking down,
He's the one with the thing that can almost touch the ground.

Jake, now a Man, had settled down with three of his own,

All of them wondering when Walden would be alone.
Finding Walden a trick they knew it would be,
but they were determine as determined, determine could be.
But settling wasn't something Jake had concern
as settling for Walden girls was something any man would yearn.
And Jake was bewilder but happy and proud as punch,
As he was lead to the bed for what he thought might be lunch.

Charlie not proud of how things had become,

Although rich, and famous not winning but won.
No way Charlie was dead, never could it be,
He has much more earning potential for Chuck to see,
But Charlie is happy of the things that he's done,
and is proud of the training to his brother's only son.
He will move on, but also, he'll be back again,
As the show will fail, if not, in the end.

So the house, what a sight, No Christmas to show,

and the Show, not a sight that would change or grow.
Two and a Half now Three and more it would seem
As the story grows more than a story could glean.
but Christmas it would be never the less
and presents would be not unwrapped but undressed
money, prayers and wishes of no concern
Christmas, who cares, there'll receive much more than they earn.

Even Charlie Thinks Two and A Half Men are headed for the Dumper

2011-10-22T13:29:00.001-07:00

Even Charlie Thinks Two and A Half Men are headed for the Dumper

Jake we need you to liven up the show again, please come back.

As two and a Half Men, slowly fade into the sunset because the writing staff has left the long lonesome trail, shall we say 'Adios' to the highest paid, 'and poorest', actor and the highest paid, 'and best' used to be kid actor?

Has the dynamic duo and Ashton, met their match and lost the will to live, quickly forgotten, and to be the most expensive debacle of television history?

Hope you can keep M & M and Theory going, maybe you could bring back Dharma and Greg again, if you can get them to play nice.

Come on Chuck, help the writers out, try a little more inspiration on the script and a little less on the vanity, although the vanity frames are getting pretty poorly done too. Even I am running out of things to write about, it's no wonder you finally are too.

M e n

What happened to Charlie Waffles Residual payments.

2011-10-20T09:08:00.000-07:00

Two and a Half Men Child Support and Alimony.

While Charlie Harper played by Charlie Sheen as Charlie Waffles was alive he made more than enough to pay three mortgages and support a lavish Malibu, or as Alan called it "The Bu", life style. That money didn't just vanish. There should also be maybe life insurance and since Charlie was traveling, travel insurance which the credit card companies claim they offer but I've never seen any payment from that so I guess it's not very likely anything from insurance companies ever get paid out.

Somebody is getting a lot of money and probably it will be Rose and Judith for Child Support and Alimony???

As the Manly World Turns, the death march is progressing, will Men fade away?

Men-Men- men-men men -men -men -men -men- -men-men

Walden learning to Party Hardy just like Charlie

2011-10-19T07:45:00.000-07:00

Walden learning to Party Hardy just like Charlie. Has Ashton Kutcherr metaphored into Charlie Sheen, Walden Schmidt evolved (Or devolve) into Charlie Harper. Is Alan due a 14th chance with Lindsey and did Jake make it to Clown College? With Penn and Teller's blessing?

As Walden Schmidt metamorphosis or evolve into Charlie Harper, what is the likelihood of this life settling right back to the same old routine. The writers have been on vacation a long time and the winging it has got to end someday.

Did we really need another Charlie or was the show stagnating in the first place and needed a new and compelling direction, the latter being preferred by many. I think the rating are speaking volumes but there's little competition with Dr. House writers also appearing to be on permanent sabbatical. There is nothing else worth watching.

It truly boils down to, if the show is going to stay viable, they had better locate some competent writing staff soon because, the other networks will find something to beat them and have several seasoned Man shows that will knock Men out if it continues to flail as it is.
Let's try to hold on a couple more episodes and see if something starts to take hold. Otherwise, it'll be the death march for -

Men- men men men men - men - men men- men men-men men

Two and a Half Men Half Baked

2011-10-18T08:52:00.000-07:00

Waldens following in Charlis's Footsteps as Masterbaker. Watching Walden Schmidt's metamorphoses into and maybe channel the spirit of the infamous Charlie Harper with Charlie Sheen nowhere in sight.

Well, although slow, the show is progressing towards converting Walden to Charlie quickly.

Walden is already a Masterbaker and as Charlie had learned to open a cinnamon bun cans, Walden seems to be enjoying the same path of righteous dude. Is the doll's mom and her hydroponics, supplying the righteous chronic or is it Acapulco Gold?

Speaking of cinnamon buns I think we should be allowed some preview. The suspense is killing us. How much more effort can Alan put in to losing Lindsey and more importantly, how much more effort can Lindsey put in to keeping Alan? And the most perplexing question of all times, why?

They seem to be tying up loose ends pretty quickly with slow story line progression. Jake is already completely gone and no sign of Evelyn, Rose, Herb or Judith.

Maybe the show is only half baked but what I can tell it was all baked last night. It seems the writers have lost the will to live.

At least Walden is totally over his ex-wife and that story line has completely ended? Does these mean the end of the dynamic duo and the show?

For these and all others unanswered questions, watch Monday nights on CBS same Men station, same Men time, Dah dah dah dah - dah dah dah dah - MEN

Rose Stalking for Charlie's Kid's

2011-10-17T16:56:00.000-07:00

Is the impetuous Rose now on a man hunt or rather a boy hunt for Charlie's offspring?

Has she developed her maternal instincts, so finely honed that she is now using her stalking skills to hunt down and rescue all the Charlie kids?

Is Jeremy/ Chuck and his phony mother on her list?

Is no one safe from her years of training and abilities in surveillance?

Will she fall madly in love with Walden only to have to start stalking a new?

Why is Walden taking the half man position on the title shot of the show and is he really?

Or will Walden's wife get half his stuff plus visitation rights with taken care of Walden?

If this keeps up, this will become a daytime soap too.

Will the cape crusader ever get out of this one???

Stay tunes same Men channel, same men time. Whatever

Dah - dah - dah - dah dah -dah - dah - dah MEN

Further Exploits of the Imfamous Rose and Child.

2011-10-16T22:56:00.001-07:00

Is our beautiful Rose, the love of all our lives, over the 'Meat Explosion' in Paris. How utterly, de-romanticizing, demoralizing and yucky. I hope Charlie was really, really drunk, however I don't think you could ever be drunk enough for something like that, a meat explosion?

Let's just move on, now that Rose is possibly with child, Charlie's Child, will she be more a fixture in the Harper Family?

We've noted Lindsey is on the hunt for Alan. Has she, now got some good baby news for him and maybe some alimony and child support news as well, Maybe Lindsey will allow Alan to take another shot at the house, no smoking of course? I think by the end of the season Alan could be paying three alimonies and three child supports very easily.

Maybe even the doll could be thrown in there somewhere and Alan could be back to delivering pizzas to pay another palimony and child support.

Herb seems like a really good sport, maybe he'll hang around Judith even after he gets the news of Alan and Judith's bedroom triathlon. Oh that's not right it'd be a triathlon with Herb there, I guess Judith and Alan's adventure was a biathlon as they both may be bi? Although we do know Alan speaks fluent Spanish, he may be Bi Bi.

And Jake, poor Jake, maybe he'll attend the prestigious Beverly Hills Realtor School and end up putting Evelyn out of business, learning and becoming the Greatest realtor of all times and blowing everyone's minds, especially after his dismal failure of the infamous CLAP Test and disrespecting Penn and Teller.

I'm still percolating some copious and tubular imagination here, nothing perfunctory or misogynistic.

Hey here's a way out there thought, Adam West, Walden's Papa, and Burt Ward are living together next door to Chelsea, Ed and Chelsea's dad. Now that would be a coincidental occurance? "Pow" "Bang, Bang" "Poke" "Oww"

For these and all others, watch Monday nights on CBS same Men time, same Men channel, Dah dah dah dah - dah dah dah dah - MEN

Two and a Half Men New Windows Tablet Readers The Kept Man Archer The Old Witch The City of Steam The Life of Fall Play It Again The Greatest Depression The Fake Housing Bubble The U.S. Housing Faked Crisis

What's New for Two and A Half Men?

2011-10-16T11:46:00.000-07:00
As the funeral is over and Charlie is dead as a 'doornail' what will the future hold for the viewers

Is Rose pregnant and soon to have a little Charlie to function as the new half man or is Ashton Kutcher going to continue to be the Half man?
Is Alan going to move out and on with Lindsey Ha, Ha, Ha. We're still laughing, ROFLAO LOL.
Is Roses dad actually Walden's dad too?
Will Evelyn be a real Grandma ma to the many new Charlie offspring that come to call?
How will Jake progress from the half to the, obvious now, man job?
Has Alan always been the half man because he is obviously half woman.
Is Judith and Herb's daughter really Alan's or maybe a freak of nature and shared by both Alan and Herb's DNA? What's even more freakish, maybe no Judith DNA.
Will Chelsea fall in love with Walden or maybe she already has?
Is it time for a new Berta or is Berta the only actual person that can take care of Walden without taking care of Walden?
Will Walden's Ex find love with Alan without revealing that she's Herb's sister?
Will Jake ever graduate High school and if he can, by some miracle of the magical education system of today, will Barnum and Bailey reinstitute clown college so he can go and Penn can be his professor or will Teller talk him out of it? Maybe Jake fails the Clown Level Aptitude Performance (the imfamous CLAP Test) the well known Clown College entrance exam?

Will Adam West appear as Walden's long lost Papa?

And here's the real kicker, Is Charlie really DEAD???? Did someone, other then Rose, who is not known for her honesty, see Charlie's meat explosion?
For these and all others unanswered questions, watch Monday nights on CBS same Men station, same Men time, Dah dah dah dah - dah dah dah dah - MEN
Submit ExpressSearch Engine Marketing

Two and a Half Men New Windows Tablet Readers The Kept Man Archer The Old Witch The City of Steam The Life of Fall Play It Again The Greatest Depression The Fake Housing Bubble The U.S. Housing Faked Crisis

Ashton Kutcher's Copious Perfunctory Product Placement?

2011-10-16T11:43:00.001-07:00

Walden Schmidt's Two and a Half Men Product Placement Investment Displays

Complaints and acknowledgements have been permeating the blogosphere of Walden Schmidt's computer skin displaying free product placement for Ashton Kutcher's investments as reported Sept 27 by http://mashable.com/2011/09/27/ashton-kutcher-two-men-startups, The companies displayed include, Foursquare, GroupMe (A Skype acquisition), Hipmunk, Chegg and Flipboard ..

Those companies also happen to be some of Kutcher's highest-profile angel investments. Kutcher, a prolific angel investor in recent years, is also an investor in Milk, TinyChat, Fab.com, Path, Airbnb, Optimizely and Blekko, among others.

Surprisingly, nothing was recalled to have been mentioned, when Alan Harper remove his dusty old wallet and displayed his Wells Fargo Bank Gold Visa bank card, when paying Charlie's taxi cabby fare after Charlie had lost all his money indoctrinating himself in the game of Texas Hold 'em. Wells Fargo Bank is one of Jon Cryer's spokesman positions.

Regardless of the pretence of these product placement endeavors for even more profitability, the sensitivity has seemly dulled as subsequent episodes continue the display of Mr. Kutcher's investments and their symbolisms. Certainly, we can expect more sneak attacks and subtle displays? Nothing like free advertising on the most popular show around the world.

As time progresses, it is appearing, more and more that the shows managers realize the appearance of the placement and are either ignoring the infractions or have always known and are completely accepting them for allowances of Ashton's ultimate total control or the companies are and have always been a part of the product placement partners. The latter is the most probable but the kutcher power most notable.

For these and all others unanswered questions, watch Monday nights on CBS same Men station, same Men time, Dah dah dah dah - dah dah dah dah - MEN

Two and a Half Men New Windows Tablet Readers The Kept Man Archer The Old Witch The City of Steam The Life of Fall Play It Again The Greatest Depression The Fake Housing Bubble The U.S. Housing Faked Crisis

Two and A Half Men Conundrum

2011-10-16T11:42:00.000-07:00
Fathering a Child after Death

Judith, Rose, Alan and Herb and the never ending consequences of the Charlie Harper debacle

Here's a real brain twister for the future of Two and A Half Men. If Alan is found, during paternity DNA testing to be the father of Judith and Herbs daughter, will Alan again be obligated to pay Judith child support. And to further the monopoly on the improprieties of the relationships, if Herb divorces Judith will he be paying Judith Alimony and Child support along with Alan, especially if both Alan and Herb are somehow both the father of the child by some miracle freak of nature with both their DNA's present? Maybe Alan will be re-obligated to pay the original alimony for the new child? Will Alan get visitation with the new daughter and will it become "Two and a Half Men and a baby" or "Two and a Half Men and a little Girl"? or Maybe "Two and a Half Men and a Mermaid"? Alan already has the "Half Woman" spot. Judith is my kind of woman and Dr. House's intern is one lucky man.

Will Charlie Harper's estate be obligated to pay Rose, although her having more money than God, be required to pay Rose child support for Charlie's baby? and would that also be Alan's new obligation????
Weird Man really weird.
Stay tuned. As Jimmy Durante once said, "I got a million of them." We literally have a million and one ideas and they'll be coming to you every day.
For these and all others unanswered questions, watch Monday nights on CBS same Men station, same Men time, Dah dah dah dah - dah dah dah dah MEN

Two and a Half Men New Windows Tablet Readers The Kept Man Archer The Old Witch The City of Steam The Life of Fall Play It Again The Greatest Depression The Fake Housing Bubble The U.S. Housing Faked Crisis