<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Sun, 08 Sep 2024 18:33:30 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>Marc Mealie</category><category>Michael James Nelson</category><category>Jokes</category><category>Comedy</category><category>headlines</category><category>trending headlines</category><category>news</category><category>news parody</category><category>Mike Nelson</category><category>News Commentary</category><category>Michael J. 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Hosted by comedian Michael James Nelson. Written by Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson (twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com)</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>35</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/Art/News25(iTunes).png"/><itunes:keywords>news,commentary,comedy,jokes,news,jokes,michael,james,nelson,marc,mealie</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>A comedy news series that covers this week's biggest stories in just two and a half minutes every Friday at noon. Starring Michael James Nelson - Written By: Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>Two and a Half Minute News</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-6775939009482087620</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2014 18:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-07-25T11:51:24.933-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Batman suit</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Ben Aflleck</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Clinton</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comic-Con</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rob Ford</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (July 25th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe width="480" height="270" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cL_dk9IP3c0?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;

This week we joke about Batman's suit, Rob Ford, Bionic Eyes and much more! &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep30).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep30).mov &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/07/two-and-half-minute-news-july-25th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-4874540444711580144</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2014 20:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-06-20T13:28:40.185-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">16 &amp; Pregnant</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Celine Dion</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Dick Cheney</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rob Ford</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Washington Redskins</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (June 20th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ik3JwZW6Q90?rel=0" width="480"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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This week we joke about 16 &amp;amp; Pregnant, Dick Cheney, Rob Ford, the Washington Redskins and so much more!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep29).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep29).mov &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/06/two-and-half-minute-news-june-20th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-8524194320633229265</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-06-16T14:12:13.610-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">#WorldCup</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">FIFA</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Los Angeles</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">stand up</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">the comedy store</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">US Soccer</category><title>Michael James Nelson - "What If the US Won the World Cup?"</title><description>&lt;br /&gt;
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"Two and a Half Minute News" host Michael James Nelson speculates 
about the implications of the U.S. winning the World Cup. - Recorded at 
The World Famous Comedy Store (Original Room) in Los Angeles, CA.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/MJN_USSoccer(6132014).mov" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/MJN_USSoccer(6132014).mov&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/06/michael-james-nelson-what-if-us-won.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-3425996708604907726</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2014 20:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-06-13T13:01:21.317-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Chris Brown</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Fighter</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Florida</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marijuana</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Russia</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Salad</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending news</category><title>  Two and a Half Minute News - (June 13th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/351ebd1a84" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="640"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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This week we joke about Russia, Marijuana, Teens, Facebook, Florida and much more! (Week of June 13th, 2014) &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep28).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep28).mov&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/06/two-and-half-minute-news-june-13th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-7378855690062548653</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2014 20:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-06-06T13:52:20.840-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Blue Angeles</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jonah Hill</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Miley Cyrus</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Porn</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">President Obama</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">working out</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (June 6th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/9217a15ad2" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="640"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/9217a15ad2/two-and-a-half-minute-news-june-6th-2014" title="'from Two and a Half Minute News"&gt;Two and a Half Minute News - (June 6th, 2014)&lt;/a&gt; - watch more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;      &lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2F9217a15ad2%2Ftwo-and-a-half-minute-news-june-6th-2014&amp;amp;send=false&amp;amp;layout=button_count&amp;amp;width=150&amp;amp;show_faces=false&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;height=21" style="border: none; height: 21px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: middle; width: 90px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;
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This week we joke about Miley Cyrus, Jonah Hill, the Blue Angels, Harry Caray and much more! (Week of June 6th, 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep27).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep27).mov&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/06/two-and-half-minute-news-june-6th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-3921847600858524292</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2014 21:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-05-30T14:25:55.231-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">50 Cent</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Brad Pitt</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Donald Sterling</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Malaysian plane</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (May 30th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/P8l-VzDwSEw?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In this week's episode we tell jokes about Brad Pitt, Donald Sterling, CNN, the missing Malaysian flight, 50 Cent's pitching and much more.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep26).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep26).mov&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/05/two-and-half-minute-news-may-30th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-5126569686863726716</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2014 06:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-05-16T11:50:33.213-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">British Airways</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Florida</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jameis Winston</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Justin Bieber</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Salonge</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (May 16th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/080dd48bc7" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="640"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/080dd48bc7/two-and-a-half-minute-news-may-16th-2014" title="'from Two and a Half Minute News and MichaelJamesNelson"&gt;Two and a Half Minute News - (May 16th, 2014)&lt;/a&gt; - watch more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;      &lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2F080dd48bc7%2Ftwo-and-a-half-minute-news-may-16th-2014&amp;amp;send=false&amp;amp;layout=button_count&amp;amp;width=150&amp;amp;show_faces=false&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;height=21" style="border: none; height: 21px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: middle; width: 90px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;
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In this week's episode we joke about Solange, Florida, Jameis Winston, British Airways, Justin Bieber and a lot more. (Week of 5-16-2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep25).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep25).mov&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/05/two-and-half-minute-news-may-16th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-228584569979992979</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2014 06:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-05-01T23:20:52.483-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bill Clinton</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Canada</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Donald Sterling</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jesus</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rob Ford</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">San Fransisco</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">The Titanic</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (May 2nd, 2014)</title><description>In this week's episode we joke about Donald Sterling, Rob Ford, Jesus, The Titanic and a lot more. (Week of 5-2-2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep24).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep24).mov&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/05/two-and-half-minute-news-may-2nd-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-6615051719300869633</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2014 17:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-04-18T10:17:00.731-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bill Clinton</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Facebook</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Kate Upton</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">News25</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rob Ford</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Spring Break</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">tracking</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (April 18th, 2014)</title><description>In this week's episode we joke about Facebook, Apps, Rob Ford, Spring Break, Kate Upton and a lot more. (Week of 4-18-2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep23).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep23).mov&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/04/two-and-half-minute-news-april-18th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-2400813985035470201</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2014 05:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-04-04T10:59:09.396-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Batman</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Condoleezza Rice</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Crimea</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Letterman retirement announcement</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Malaysian plane</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">michael j nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Putin's divorce</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (April 4th, 2014)</title><description>Due to the television studio being remodeled to appease Michael and 
Marc's diva specifications, the show this week is an audio version 
covering everything from Putin's divorce to Letterman's replacement. 
(Week of April 4th, 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25%28Ep22-audio%29.mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep22-audio).mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/04/two-and-half-minute-news-april-4th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-1528334074679335930</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 06:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-03-27T23:19:56.494-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Chris Christie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">dutch sperm donor</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">NASA</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">new planet</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Oscar Pistorius</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Pope Francis</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">President Obama</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vatican Visit</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (March 28th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/6e3656a7c5" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="640"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0; text-align: left; width: 640px;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6e3656a7c5/two-and-a-half-minute-news-march-28th-2014" title="'from Two and a Half Minute News and MichaelJamesNelson"&gt;Two and a Half Minute News - (March 28th, 2014)&lt;/a&gt; - watch more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;      &lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2F6e3656a7c5%2Ftwo-and-a-half-minute-news-march-28th-2014&amp;amp;send=false&amp;amp;layout=button_count&amp;amp;width=150&amp;amp;show_faces=false&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;height=21" style="border: none; height: 21px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: middle; width: 90px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;
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Oscar Pistorius, President Obama, the Pope, Chris Christie, new planets 
and dutch sperm donors are discussed in this weekly comedy news show. 
(Week of March 28th, 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep21).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep21).mov&lt;/a&gt; </description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/03/two-and-half-minute-news-march-28th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-2348664676771956219</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2014 07:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-03-21T00:25:32.342-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Donald Trump</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Florida Man</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">GM recall</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LA Earthquake</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mercury</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael J. Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news anchor earthquake</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news parody</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Pilot Season</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (March 21st, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/0d825338fa" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0; text-align: left; width: 640px;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d825338fa/two-and-a-half-minute-news-march-21st-2014" title="'from Two and a Half Minute News"&gt;Two and a Half Minute News - (March 21st, 2014)&lt;/a&gt; - watch more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;      &lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2F0d825338fa%2Ftwo-and-a-half-minute-news-march-21st-2014&amp;amp;send=false&amp;amp;layout=button_count&amp;amp;width=150&amp;amp;show_faces=false&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;height=21" style="border: none; height: 21px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: middle; width: 90px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;
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Earthquakes, the GM recall, and a Florida man in a hole are covered in this weekly comedy news&lt;br /&gt;
show.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep20).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep20).mov&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/03/two-and-half-minute-news-march-21st-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-519163808778465986</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2014 09:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-03-14T02:18:39.116-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">George Zimmerman</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Godzilla movie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Lindsay Lohan sex list</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael J. Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news parody</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Robin Thicke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (March 14th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/a8ae32c83f" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0; text-align: left; width: 640px;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a8ae32c83f/two-and-a-half-minute-news-march-14th-2014" title="'from Two and a Half Minute News"&gt;Two and a Half Minute News - (March 14th, 2014)&lt;/a&gt; - watch more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;      &lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2Fa8ae32c83f%2Ftwo-and-a-half-minute-news-march-14th-2014&amp;amp;send=false&amp;amp;layout=button_count&amp;amp;width=150&amp;amp;show_faces=false&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;height=21" style="border: none; height: 21px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: middle; width: 90px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;
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Robin Thicke, Godzilla, George Zimmerman and Lindsay Lohan are covered in this weekly comedy news show. (Week of March 14th, 2014)
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Starring: Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
Written By: Marc Mealie, Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep19).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep19).mov&lt;/a&gt; </description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/03/two-and-half-minute-news-march-14th-2014.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-5111535259004046710</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2014 18:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-02-28T10:41:20.383-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Canada</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jason Collins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael J. Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">NASA</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">News Commentary</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Robin Thicke</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (February 28th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/e3107dc30d" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0; text-align: left; width: 640px;"&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2Fe3107dc30d%2Ftwo-and-a-half-minute-news-february-28th-2014&amp;amp;send=false&amp;amp;layout=button_count&amp;amp;width=150&amp;amp;show_faces=false&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;height=21" style="border: none; height: 21px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: middle; width: 90px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;
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Jason Collins, Rob Ford, NASA, Australian Strippers and much much more 
are covered in this weekly comedy newscast. (week of February 28th, 
2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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Starring: Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
Written By: Marc Mealie, Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep18).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep18).mov&lt;/a&gt; </description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/02/two-and-half-minute-news-february-28th.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-3071771864439201780</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2014 08:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-02-21T00:31:59.933-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael J. Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Sochi news</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (February 21st, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/1cb8bbde4b" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0; text-align: left; width: 640px;"&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2F1cb8bbde4b%2Ftwo-and-a-half-minute-news-february-21st-2014&amp;amp;send=false&amp;amp;layout=button_count&amp;amp;width=150&amp;amp;show_faces=false&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;height=21" style="border: none; height: 21px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: middle; width: 90px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;
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A comedy news series that covers this week's biggest stories in just two and a half minutes.(week of February 21st, 2014) &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25%28Ep17%29.mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep17).mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Hosted by: Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
Written by: Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/02/two-and-half-minute-news-february-21st.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-1738260308439255756</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2014 09:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-02-14T01:19:07.283-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael J. Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">News Commentary</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news parody</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (February 14th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/4a2ce74c6c" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0; text-align: left; width: 640px;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4a2ce74c6c/two-and-a-half-minute-news-february-14th-2014" title="'from Two and a Half Minute News"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
A comedy news series that covers this week's biggest stories in just two and a half minutes.(week of February 14th, 2014) &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep16).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep16).mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Hosted by: Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
Written by: Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/02/two-and-half-minute-news-february-14th.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-8181969110691831024</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2014 09:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-02-14T01:19:39.756-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael J. Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">parody</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Talking Dead</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Walking Dead</category><title>Talking Talking Dead</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="350" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/45f32af6de" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0; text-align: left; width: 640px;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/45f32af6de/talking-talking-dead" title="'from Two and a Half Minute News"&gt;&lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2F45f32af6de%2Ftalking-talking-dead&amp;amp;send=false&amp;amp;layout=button_count&amp;amp;width=150&amp;amp;show_faces=false&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;height=21" style="border: none; height: 21px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: middle; width: 90px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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"Talking Talking Dead" is a live talk show where we discuss the episodes of the live talk show "Talking Dead," a live talk show that discusses episodes of AMC's televisions series the "Walking Dead."&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25%28Ep12%29.mov"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/TalkingTalkingDead(lowres).mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Hosted by: Michael James Nelson and Marc Mealie&lt;br /&gt;
Written by: Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/02/talking-talking-dead.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-3801624787000533756</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2014 18:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-02-07T10:25:36.043-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Justin Bieber</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael J. Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">News Commentary</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news parody</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (February 7th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PQvF22I7NTY?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;

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A comedy news series that covers this week's biggest stories in just two and a half minutes.(week of February 7th, 2014) &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25%28Ep12%29.mov"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep15).mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hosted by: Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
Written by: Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/02/two-and-half-minute-news-february-7th.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-9089796910298917212</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2014 10:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-02-10T11:07:09.236-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">A Look Back</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Facebook movie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Justin Bieber</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><title>Justin Bieber's Facebook Movie ("A Look Back")</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="350" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/c80ed13661" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0; text-align: left; width: 640px;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c80ed13661/justin-bieber-s-facebook-movie-a-look-back" title="'from Two and a Half Minute News"&gt;Justin Bieber's Facebook Movie ("A Look Back")&lt;/a&gt; - watch more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;      &lt;iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=138711277798&amp;amp;href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyordie.com%2Fvideos%2Fc80ed13661%2Fjustin-bieber-s-facebook-movie-a-look-back&amp;amp;send=false&amp;amp;layout=button_count&amp;amp;width=150&amp;amp;show_faces=false&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;height=21" style="border: none; height: 21px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: middle; width: 90px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/BieberFBLookBack.mov"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/BieberFBLookBack.mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Justin Bieber's Facebook Movie "A Look Back"&lt;br /&gt;
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</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/02/justin-biebers-facebook-movie-look-back.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-5790947863646469697</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2014 18:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-01-31T10:27:32.318-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael J. Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mike Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (January 31st, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/0osQswMOyUk?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;

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A comedy news series that covers this week's biggest stories in just two and a half minutes.(week of January 31st, 2014) &lt;br /&gt;
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Hosted by: Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
Written by: Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/01/two-and-half-minute-news-january-31st.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-2836257015001513184</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2014 10:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-01-24T10:14:10.443-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news parody</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (January 24th, 2014)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5CJQwkmeRxM?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;

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A comedy news series that covers this week's biggest stories in just two and a half minutes. (week of January 24th, 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep13).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(Ep13).mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Written by: Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/01/two-and-half-minute-news-january-24th.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-6005447028200250246</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-01-18T16:17:13.049-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">News Commentary</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news parody</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News (Person of the Year 2013)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cPeR2nfus0c?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;

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"Two and a Half Minute News" announced their highly coveted "2013 Person of the Year Award" from the luxurious Shady Acres auditorium!&lt;br /&gt;
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"Two and a Half Minute News" returns Friday, January 24th!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(BestOf2013).mov" target="_blank"&gt;www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/News25/News25(PersonOfYear2013).mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Hosted by: Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
Written by: Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/01/two-and-half-minute-news-person-of-year.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-5084321066796953724</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2014 08:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-01-10T00:24:28.612-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">News Commentary</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news parody</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (Best of 2013) </title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/R1pho_EY9HE?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;

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The show's favorite jokes from 2013.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hosted by: Michael James Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
Written by: Marc Mealie and Michael James Nelson</description><link>http://twoandahalfminutenews.blogspot.com/2014/01/two-and-half-minute-news-best-of-2013.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>twoandahalfminutenews@gmail.com (Two and a Half Minute News)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6574245248688869986.post-8938211190029163471</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2013 18:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2013-12-20T10:44:33.425-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comedy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">headlines</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Marc Mealie</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Michael James Nelson</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">News Commentary</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news parody</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">trending headlines</category><title>Two and a Half Minute News - (December 20th, 2013) </title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/973fgpmmO7Q?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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A comedy news series that covers this week's biggest stories in just two and a half minutes.(week of December 20th, 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of an emergency meeting with the president of show business, this week's episode of Two and a Half Minute News is an audio version covering all of the trending headlines with jokes and jokes and jokes! (December 13th, 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
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