Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers Podcast

Waiting on Episode 50 – 2 “Stingy With Your Prayers, Sir”

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:49:00 PDT

While we’re waiting on Episode 50, here’s some audio of Reed trolling the “Prayer Warriors” hotline.

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Waiting on Episode 50 – 1 “Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! I killed Billy Mays!”

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:47:45 PDT

While we’re waiting on Episode 50, here’s some audio of Reed trolling the “Prayer Warriors” hotline.

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Episode 49: Iran, Heartbreak and John Hodgman

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:15:42 PDT

John Hodgman is a wonderful human thing.

Donate more than $75 to the Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers Podcast and Reed will fill a condom with your favourite brand of cream cheese, autograph it, frame it and mail it to you.

If hobo names bother you, stick a piece of cotton in your left ear.

BUY A TWO SMOKIN’ HOT FREETHINKERS SWINE FLU TEE SHIRT!
(Comes soaked in liquid Swine Flu.)
DOOOO IIIIIT!!!!!

Oh… and these people make us happy:

Podblack.com
Hedgemonkey.wordpress.com
Danny Schade (schadey.blogspot.com)
Planned Parenthood and the Roanoke Drop-In Center
Zooey Deschanel (Give us money, please.)

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Episode 48: AAAAAAAAA!

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:19:19 PDT

People/things mentioned in this podcast:

And Megan said we talked about nothing… pssh.

People who made this episode possible:

HIRE ME

To hire Reed to scare the fuck out of your co-workers, click here.

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WE LOVE TANKGRRL!

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:30:39 PDT

Maggie McFee (AKA TankGrrl) designed a tee-shirt based on the last episode of Two Smokin’ Hot Freethinkers!

Buy one*!

I LISTENED TO THE TWO SMOKIN-HOT FREETHINKERS PODCAST

AND ALL I GOT WAS THE FLYING MEXICAN PIG AIDS

She is our favouritest person on the Internets.

* Note: Sizes range from Adult S to XXXL and styles are short sleeve, long sleeve, V-neck and girly fitted short sleeve. “Whore-nun habit” (depicted in picture) is not available at this time.

Episode 47: SWIIIIIINE FLUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!111 #swineflu

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:53:02 PDT

People we mentioned in the episode:

Swine Flu tips:

Run.
Don’t look back.
You looked back, didn’t you?!
FUCK!

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Episode 46: Showing Assholes to Abortion Patients

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:01:20 PDT

(Warning: Includes Rape)

The flu and money troubles kept this episode out late, but it’s finally here!

The contest I mentioned in the episode, for renaming the podcast for four weeks, is complete. Podblack and Hedgemonkey tied, donating almost simultaneously. The next four episodes will be released under the title… sigh… Does This Podcast Make Richard Saunders’ Arse Look Big?. Thanks, Podblack. Thanks a lot. I didn’t want to start a war between nonsensical American podcasts and Surrious-Businessy Australian podcasts, but you made me do it. Sorry, Richard.

Even though the contest is over and the title will be changed temporarily, we still gladly accept donations and are not above grovelling. At least I’m not above grovelling. Megan doesn’t seem like the type. We can’t do this show without you!

Also coming up in the next episode: Danny Schade gave us some wonderful bumper music… but until then, here’s the music from this episode:

She Don’t Use Jelly – The Flaming Lips

Three Balloons - Stephen Lynch

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Episode 45: Irresposible People and Reed's New Weltanschauung

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:45:43 PDT

Music: Call Me Irresponsible, Michael Bublé
Hurt Feelings, Flight of the Conchords (Free download, limited time)

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Episode 44: Giant Dong in the Coffee Shop

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:15:21 PDT

Music: Unforgettable - Nat King Cole
Pi Song - Hard 'n' Phirm

Intolerable background noise provided by Emily, Alex and Mill Mountain Coffee and Tea.

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Episode 43: It's a Good Day to Be Gay in the USA

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:51:51 PST

Music: So Long and Thanks For All The Fish - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Soundtrack
Contact High by John Bucchino from It's Only Life [P/V Selections, CD]

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Episode 42: The Answer To Life, The Universe and Tigers: Marry Your Dog

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:59:41 PST

Music: Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright

The Blue Wrath - I Monster

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Episode 41: Buttars' Very Own Episode

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:07:17 PST

Music:Bad Idea by Ben Fold Five on Naked Baby Photos
Buttars remix by norelpref.
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Episode 40: Numbers Divisible by 10

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:09:04 PST

Music: Ben Folds, Bitch Went Nutz

http://wokeupwaytoolate.com

Interview: Jack Scanlan

Homologous Legs

Young Australian Skeptics

The Pseudo-Scientists

(22:04:09) Meg-Jew: You know what I just realized?
(22:04:25) Reed: Your right breast is slightly larger than your left?
(22:04:44) Meg-Jew: No, they're pretty even. No, we didn't do the hot guy of the day.
(22:04:56) Reed: It's not Tuesday.
(22:05:21) Reed: Why would we do Hot Guy of the Day if it's not Tuesday?
(22:05:23) Meg-Jew: Psh, so? You were talking about it when I got there, and then it's like we forgot about it
(22:05:34) Reed: But it's Friday.
(22:06:20) Meg-Jew: You're dumb.
(22:06:36) Reed: No. I've only had a few drinks, thank you.
(22:06:43) Meg-Jew: Oh, alright.

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Episode 39: 39... That's How Old Evan Stone Is. Gross!

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:07:56 PST

Young Australian Skeptics

The Pseudo-Scientists

Homologous Legs

Tastes Like Burning

Just Not Right

Sam Adams' hot young thang, Beau Breedlove:

Don't forget to send in your submissions for What The Hell Is That? to twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com or leave them as a comment on this post. DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIT!

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Episode 38: Party Naked in Economic Turmoil

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:17:30 PST

Music: Floating Down a River - Jason Damato

Buy it here.

New theme lyrics:

Two Smokin Hot Freethinkers is a podcast
About life and other crap

With Reed Braden and Megan the Jew
And it is arguably pretty good

Hey, listener, sit down, listen to Reed and Megan.
She denies her Jewishness, but she's a Jew

If you knew her last name, you'd know it was the same
As every Hebrew dame, so she's a Jew

Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew

Reed Braden is halfway Jewish,
So's his friend, Megan the Jew
So together they're one Jew
Everyone loves half a Jew

Except the KKK, they don't listen to this show

Twosmokinhotfreethinkers.blogspot.com
That's where you go to get this show

It's on the interwebnets, and it's a podcast
And sometimes it's not so bad

So go on the iTunes or put it on your Zune
And listen every week to this dumb show

Gay stuff and godless crap, music and books and films
And sometimes interviews, what's not to like?

Be warned: Sometimes they cuss

Pussy lips flecked with smegma
Rotting dick smells like moth balls
Shit piss fuck raging bitchwhore
Cock ass twat douchebag fuck cunt

That's our show! Say hello! Don't say I did not warn you!

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Episode 37: Special Announcement and Audio Draft of "You Shut Up, Jennifer"

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 07:25:13 PST

Music:

Mumble Mumble by Get Him Eat Him on the album Geography Cones

Buy it here.

Media Vita performed by the Tallis Scholars on the album The Essential Tallis Scholars

Buy it here.

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Episode 36: Bye-Bye, Bushie!

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:08:26 PST

Line-by-line rebuttal/mockery of George W. Bush's farewell speech.

(Cross-posted between Homosecular Gaytheist and Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers)

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Apply!

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:32:49 PST

All but two of you, for various terrible reasons, have not yet applied for the position of co-host on the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers Podcast. What's taking you so long?

(I'm cross-posting this on Homosecular Gaytheist and Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers)

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Who Wants To Be A Smokin' Hot Freethinker?

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:03:37 PST

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If you're interested in becoming a co-host of the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers podcast, answer the following questions (as much information as you care to divulge) and email it to reedbraden@gmail.com. This helps me weed out the people who a) won't take podcasting seriously and b) take podcasting too seriously. It also helps me get to know the applicants so I can make an educated choice of co-host.

General information. Put an asterisk (*) beside answers that you want kept confidential.

Full name:
Preferred pseudonym (if any):
Email address:
Skype handle:
Gender:
Sexual orientation:
Are you in the closet, if applicable?
Religious identity:
Are you open about your answer to #8?
Location:
What was the last school you attended?
Degree:
Are you still in school?
Are you seeking higher education in the near future?
How often will you be able to record?
Are there any days of the week that you would not be able to record?
Do you have a quick Internet connection?
Do you have Skype?
Are there any vulgar words that you will not say?
Is there any subject you would be uncomfortable talking about?

On a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being strongly against, 3 being apathetic and 5 being strongly for, where do you stand on the following issues? You will not be judged on your answers.

Church/state separation
Abortion
Gay marriage
Intelligent Design
Hippies
Legalisation of medicinal marijuana
Legalisation of recreational marijuana
Legalisation and regulation of prostitution
The United States' support of Israel.
The British Royal Family

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not funny at all and 10 being OMG! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!, how funny are the following? You will not be judged on your answers.

Reed losing a ball to testicular cancer
Anyone else losing a ball to testicular cancer
Accidentally saying the word cunt in front of children
Republicans getting caught snorting meth out of gay hookers' ass cracks
Westboro Baptist Church (God Hates Fags)
Dane Cook
Midgets and/or fat kids falling down stairs
Crippled CEOs
Crippled hobos
The Just Not Right podcast

The following questions are completely silly. You will be judged harshly on your answers.

Is a pie made out of pumpkin called pumpkin pie or punkin pie?
Who slowed down time and added a day to the week, naming it Funday? (Hint: Doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo. Chicka chickaaahh.)
Wakka wakka woo slippy hee haw flogga klonk?
When is the last you "got krunk," whitey?
Explain, to the best of your ability, what a Turducken is.

Short answer portion. Answer each in one or two sentences.

What would have been a better Atheist display in the Washington State Capitol Building for Christmas 2008?
How would you solve the conflict in the Middle East?
Reed just called you an ignorant slut while you were recording. How do you handle the situation?
What is the most recent book you read and what did you think of it?
Why do you want to be a TSHF co-host?

In a couple of paragraphs, tell me who you are. Where are you from? What was growing up like? Is there anything about your past that sticks out as unusual?

Episode 35: Why I Smoke

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:06:40 PST

Just Not Right: NotRightPodcast.com

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Text Message from Jake Cordova #1: Naked Clown in a Snowstorm

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:05:58 PST

notrightpodcast.com

The Naked Clown Calendar 2009

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Episode 34: One-Year Anniversary

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:59:34 PST

Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Special" Guests: Laurie and Caroline

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Episode 33: Happy New Year (Clean version)

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:06:24 PST

I edited out words that could potentially be considered naughty in case a website more wholesome wants to link to this episode. If you're looking for words like

F*ck,

B*tch,

D*mn,

T*ol,

B*lls,

T*tties,

*ss,

C*cks,

and B*ll-suckling R*ctal Scum,

you should listen to the unedited episode which contains those words and others that would get you kicked off of PBS.

New Year greetings from Katie and Reed with:

Elles (Splendid Elles, Teen Skepchick),
Hemant Mehta (Friendly Atheist, I Sold My Soul on eBay, Secular Student Alliance),
My Jewish, non-Jewish friend Megan,
Rebecca Watson (Skepchick, Skeptic's Guide to the Universe, Skepchick Podcast, Boston Skeptics),
Some offensive guy named Myles,
Phil Plait (Bad Astronomy, Death from the Skies!),
My creepy gay "uncle" Josh,
PZ Myers (Pharyngula),
Manimal (TSHF Episode 23, Era Guitars),
Laurie (Pith and Wit),
and Jake Cordova and Chris (Just Not Right).

Music: Happy New Year (ABBA Around the Piano) - ABBA; Auld Lang Syne - Starlight No Chaser; What Are You Doing New Years - Harry Connick, Jr.; Linus & Lucy - Vince Guaraldi; Auld Lang Syne - Aretha Franklin and Billy Preston

A special thanks to everyone who took a minute or two of their time to be on this episode. I was amazed at the generosity of everyone involved! Thanks, everyone, for making this the best TSHF episode ever!

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Episode 33: Happy New Year (This one has dirty words.)

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:05:41 PST

New Year greetings from Katie and Reed with:

Elles (Splendid Elles, Teen Skepchick),
Hemant Mehta (Friendly Atheist, I Sold My Soul on eBay, Secular Student Alliance),
My Jewish, non-Jewish friend Megan,
Rebecca Watson (Skepchick, Skeptic's Guide to the Universe, Skepchick Podcast, Boston Skeptics),
Some offensive guy named Myles,
Phil Plait (Bad Astronomy, Death from the Skies!),
My creepy gay "uncle" Josh,
PZ Myers (Pharyngula),
Manimal (TSHF Episode 23, Era Guitars),
Laurie (Pith and Wit),
and Jake Cordova and Chris (Just Not Right).

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Calling all Skype Users

twosmokinhotfreethinkers@gmail.com (Reed Braden, Megan the Jew) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:25:26 PST

Anyone who 1) reads Homosecular Gaytheist or listens to Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers, 2) has Skype and 3) wants to wish The Listener a happy new year on the Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers podcast, send me a PM on Skype (handle: reedbraden) and I'll record your greeting.