tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10559557029184687012011-07-07T16:14:47.853-07:00Definition: TWSSit (<i>n</i>-'twiss-it'): a short,random phrase overheard in passing; best taken out of context.About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.comBlogger198125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-75072745113410404132010-06-09T09:41:00.001-07:002010-06-09T09:42:10.276-07:002010-06-09T09:42:10.276-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/TA_EUB4B9kI/AAAAAAAAAsM/lu1tWEsNU30/s1600/bubble+gum.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/TA_EUB4B9kI/AAAAAAAAAsM/lu1tWEsNU30/s400/bubble+gum.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480815119913055810" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:medium;"><h1 class="ha" style="text-align: center; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 10px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background: inherit; border-right: inherit; font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:16px;"><span id=":rm" class="hP" style="padding-right: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">It shouldn't hurt your jaw this much</span></span></h1></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-7507274511341040413?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-59480807796233043592010-05-13T12:25:00.000-07:002010-05-13T12:28:39.059-07:002010-05-13T12:28:39.059-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S-xSyV28E4I/AAAAAAAAAsE/DoHH3_fl4gs/s1600/twss.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 290px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S-xSyV28E4I/AAAAAAAAAsE/DoHH3_fl4gs/s400/twss.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470838672162820994" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><br /></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">Going down for a bit.</span></span></b> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-5948080779623304359?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-49610918480830072592010-05-12T12:27:00.000-07:002010-05-12T12:30:15.262-07:002010-05-12T12:30:15.262-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S-sBnMih2OI/AAAAAAAAAr0/PNtNacFST3g/s1600/chickenf.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 355px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S-sBnMih2OI/AAAAAAAAAr0/PNtNacFST3g/s400/chickenf.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470467945264175330" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">What the hell is wrong with you?! I couldnt get all that meat in my mouth even if i push it in all the way down my throat.</span></span></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-4961091848083007259?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-10571165784539551702010-04-12T16:53:00.000-07:002010-04-12T16:55:40.987-07:002010-04-12T16:55:40.987-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S8OyzyvuT1I/AAAAAAAAArs/BEXA8Ts7BMo/s1600/lollipop.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 386px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S8OyzyvuT1I/AAAAAAAAArs/BEXA8Ts7BMo/s400/lollipop.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459403776168185682" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">...ewww its all dirty, i don't wanna lick that...</span></span></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-1057116578453955170?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-87078777454800681972010-04-12T16:51:00.000-07:002010-04-12T16:53:35.502-07:002010-04-12T16:53:35.502-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S8OyYEQZKGI/AAAAAAAAArk/-HOGxjszsAI/s1600/willywonka_wallpaper1024.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S8OyYEQZKGI/AAAAAAAAArk/-HOGxjszsAI/s400/willywonka_wallpaper1024.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459403299832277090" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Oh, you really gotta put the whole thing in your mouth, or else all the stuff comes out all over ya.</span></span></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-8707877745480068197?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-45316964611351977352010-03-19T12:28:00.001-07:002010-03-19T12:28:56.228-07:002010-03-19T12:28:56.228-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S6PQaYfpWXI/AAAAAAAAAq8/WqSDUVbfNMs/s1600-h/kumon2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 234px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S6PQaYfpWXI/AAAAAAAAAq8/WqSDUVbfNMs/s400/kumon2.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450429125718792562" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">SUCCESS!</span></span></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-4531696461135197735?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-57055144722928440242010-03-18T12:02:00.000-07:002010-03-19T12:29:43.101-07:002010-03-19T12:29:43.101-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S6J6Dznmj3I/AAAAAAAAAq0/wDqTNWzKwKE/s1600-h/axe.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 241px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S6J6Dznmj3I/AAAAAAAAAq0/wDqTNWzKwKE/s400/axe.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450052704886230898"></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Verdana, Arial"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF6666">If it gets stuck, don't worry. Just wiggle it a little, and it will come out.</font></span></b></font></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-5705514472292844024?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-7029058419230689392010-03-18T11:46:00.000-07:002010-03-18T11:53:00.469-07:002010-03-18T11:53:00.469-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S6J2eGvm9qI/AAAAAAAAAqs/bjRDjItqcy0/s1600-h/guitar.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S6J2eGvm9qI/AAAAAAAAAqs/bjRDjItqcy0/s400/guitar.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450048758650173090" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">My fingers are too small, my hands cramp up! It's just too hard!</span></b></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-702905841923068939?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-3630593309088476632010-03-17T17:44:00.000-07:002010-03-17T17:48:36.977-07:002010-03-17T17:48:36.977-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S6F4T0Y96bI/AAAAAAAAAqc/DL-Or8eHMuU/s1600-h/Hotel_Key_Card.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449769305971222962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 399px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 299px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/S6F4T0Y96bI/AAAAAAAAAqc/DL-Or8eHMuU/s400/Hotel_Key_Card.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;">...stick it in slowly then pull it out really fast.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-363059330908847663?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-76425733422231830582009-12-10T22:32:00.001-08:002009-12-10T22:33:01.569-08:002009-12-10T22:33:01.569-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SyHnjiTRr2I/AAAAAAAAApw/YzibYkCL9Ek/s1600-h/seaurchin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 330px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SyHnjiTRr2I/AAAAAAAAApw/YzibYkCL9Ek/s400/seaurchin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413862824765140834" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:180%;" >...it expands in your mouth...</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-7642573342223183058?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-24059470034835871332009-12-04T01:07:00.000-08:002009-12-04T01:16:46.676-08:002009-12-04T01:16:46.676-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxjTKbS6Y4I/AAAAAAAAApo/vdHlcZae4Yc/s1600-h/542px-Colored_Pencil.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 362px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxjTKbS6Y4I/AAAAAAAAApo/vdHlcZae4Yc/s400/542px-Colored_Pencil.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411307128364884866" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">well I think it's in there, but I'm not sure, it's really small...</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-2405947003483587133?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-16904262917783352362009-11-28T14:47:00.000-08:002009-11-28T14:48:59.426-08:002009-11-28T14:48:59.426-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxGorQvxFhI/AAAAAAAAApg/QAnVGTROxhY/s1600/nerds.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxGorQvxFhI/AAAAAAAAApg/QAnVGTROxhY/s400/nerds.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409290088631834130" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-weight: bold; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Verdana, Arial;font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">I like to just put a whole load in my mouth and </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-weight: bold; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Verdana, Arial;font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">suck on it...</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-1690426291778335236?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-38399956710093032742009-11-28T14:40:00.000-08:002009-11-28T14:44:01.132-08:002009-11-28T14:44:01.132-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxGnmYGhGMI/AAAAAAAAApY/leQSIIE-HP4/s1600/chocolate.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 278px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxGnmYGhGMI/AAAAAAAAApY/leQSIIE-HP4/s400/chocolate.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409288905195329730" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">The white one doesn't taste any different then the black one...</span></span></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-3839995671009303274?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-90991228809528342362009-11-27T18:17:00.000-08:002009-11-27T18:22:50.632-08:002009-11-27T18:22:50.632-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxCJP-rjvWI/AAAAAAAAApQ/mMcTXRLNIH0/s1600/shoes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxCJP-rjvWI/AAAAAAAAApQ/mMcTXRLNIH0/s400/shoes.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408974060088704354" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">....dang this is huge! i can easily fit 3 fingers in here.</span></span></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-9099122880952834236?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-79337667853715286892009-11-27T18:07:00.000-08:002009-11-27T18:11:37.444-08:002009-11-27T18:11:37.444-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxCGwFOapiI/AAAAAAAAApI/8VHQqCdNV3s/s1600/magic.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxCGwFOapiI/AAAAAAAAApI/8VHQqCdNV3s/s400/magic.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408971313066452514" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial; font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">Wait could you do that once more, real slow so I can watch...</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-7933766785371528689?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-10513617740247941072009-11-27T18:03:00.000-08:002009-11-27T18:06:49.193-08:002009-11-27T18:06:49.193-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxCFqN7lXBI/AAAAAAAAApA/zUKjVrlsDME/s1600/Beaker_honey.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 292px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SxCFqN7lXBI/AAAAAAAAApA/zUKjVrlsDME/s400/Beaker_honey.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408970112812538898" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Put it all the way in, but be sure not to release until you've pulled out...</span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-1051361774024794107?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-82652395475238105952009-11-17T21:46:00.000-08:002009-11-17T21:48:54.142-08:002009-11-17T21:48:54.142-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SwOKm7p7aEI/AAAAAAAAAo4/07L_xOJP0A8/s1600/wind.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SwOKm7p7aEI/AAAAAAAAAo4/07L_xOJP0A8/s400/wind.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405316379227940930" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><br /></span></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(0, 0, 64); font-family:Verdana, Arial;font-size:small;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">I can't! It's so hard and my mouth is starting to hur</span></b></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">t...</span></span></b></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-8265239547523810595?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-24882731496367260202009-11-09T21:07:00.001-08:002009-11-09T21:08:03.897-08:002009-11-09T21:08:03.897-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/Svj1Izz3yXI/AAAAAAAAAow/5hknzN2DIJ4/s1600-h/parking.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 290px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/Svj1Izz3yXI/AAAAAAAAAow/5hknzN2DIJ4/s400/parking.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402337284726442354" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold; font-family:Verdana, Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Damnit, you couldn't have pulled out 5 seconds ago?</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-2488273149636726020?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-43178725930591466792009-11-04T19:08:00.000-08:002009-11-04T19:11:20.168-08:002009-11-04T19:11:20.168-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SvJCKE6DLKI/AAAAAAAAAoo/5rOTPXq3RME/s1600-h/strek.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400451644053990562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SvJCKE6DLKI/AAAAAAAAAoo/5rOTPXq3RME/s400/strek.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>Its very large and has a big thick protruding object. And even after 30 years it still produces the same orgasmic moment.</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-4317872593059146679?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-68860536103194691942009-10-31T18:17:00.000-07:002009-10-31T18:20:02.584-07:002009-10-31T18:20:02.584-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SuziF25gSGI/AAAAAAAAAog/WOxXiMDkqxc/s1600-h/Oversized-Huge-and-Enormous.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 296px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SuziF25gSGI/AAAAAAAAAog/WOxXiMDkqxc/s320/Oversized-Huge-and-Enormous.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398938643574311010" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><span style="font-size:180%;">Wow! That thing is huge, there is no way that would ever fit inside my body...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-6886053610319469194?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-33135322358293113862009-10-25T00:43:00.001-07:002009-10-25T00:43:27.973-07:002009-10-25T00:43:27.973-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5N64iu7HEe0/SuQBMNQVcaI/AAAAAAAAADA/ouYVVDHTzsA/s1600-h/xEKWT.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5N64iu7HEe0/SuQBMNQVcaI/AAAAAAAAADA/ouYVVDHTzsA/s400/xEKWT.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396439562724929954" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><span style="font-size:180%;">...are you pushing it in far enough? that might be why it's not turned on...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-3313532235829311386?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-34783180053274014412009-10-09T23:45:00.000-07:002009-10-09T23:47:50.562-07:002009-10-09T23:47:50.562-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/StAt4XFytzI/AAAAAAAAAn0/igQHnBGOqvQ/s1600-h/Accoutrements_Bacon_Floss.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390859200256718642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 315px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/StAt4XFytzI/AAAAAAAAAn0/igQHnBGOqvQ/s320/Accoutrements_Bacon_Floss.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>...can you fit that thing all the way in the back of your mouth?//</strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>//easily...</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-3478318005327401441?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-24011947507639881082009-10-09T23:42:00.000-07:002009-10-09T23:45:14.346-07:002009-10-09T23:45:14.346-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/StAtVozoc_I/AAAAAAAAAns/jm5qTeEcjoU/s1600-h/cargo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390858603716965362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 304px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/StAtVozoc_I/AAAAAAAAAns/jm5qTeEcjoU/s320/cargo.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>...you wanna get it right the first time, you don't wanna have to keep putting your cargo in and out and in and out cause something might break...</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-2401194750763988108?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-88820033093127972992009-10-09T23:39:00.000-07:002009-10-09T23:42:07.571-07:002009-10-09T23:42:07.571-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/StAspcpLiwI/AAAAAAAAAnk/W5ZKHASumMo/s1600-h/scale.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390857844537658114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 198px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/StAspcpLiwI/AAAAAAAAAnk/W5ZKHASumMo/s320/scale.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>...don't get off until I tell you to...</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-8882003309312797299?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1055955702918468701.post-86563177848432749662009-10-07T10:23:00.000-07:002009-10-07T10:26:15.285-07:002009-10-07T10:26:15.285-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SszPCSnkdsI/AAAAAAAAAnY/-kX4xLrTQcE/s1600-h/mikshake.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fG7JSwnOCKI/SszPCSnkdsI/AAAAAAAAAnY/-kX4xLrTQcE/s320/mikshake.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389910492320134850" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(0, 0, 64); font-family:Verdana, Arial;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">...something about it being ultra thick just makes it that much more filling...</span></b></span></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1055955702918468701-8656317784843274966?l=www.twssit.com' alt='' /></div>About TWSSits:http://www.blogger.com/profile/07331186529248204214noreply@blogger.com0