tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10349208325265017002024-08-29T16:37:13.051-07:00Uaaaai!Um blog um pouco mais que estranho.Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.comBlogger136125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-25934951313682494472011-04-27T17:42:00.000-07:002011-04-27T17:43:41.916-07:00É melhor parar de fumar heim…<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq1v5ERfG0aX7sgQpCd3JdetzX5y-jup4-D0w5sGf8zkRtMbQV0c2aQmMn-RRDOEaIxr20cwgScSjFGeTF8evmwfVEaOfCzl_sswVIYOVZVHNs2yxvSKSmoPI3gahPiGKnflmtfcH2H5o/s1600/fumo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" i8="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq1v5ERfG0aX7sgQpCd3JdetzX5y-jup4-D0w5sGf8zkRtMbQV0c2aQmMn-RRDOEaIxr20cwgScSjFGeTF8evmwfVEaOfCzl_sswVIYOVZVHNs2yxvSKSmoPI3gahPiGKnflmtfcH2H5o/s1600/fumo.jpg" /></a></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-47341461856765310992011-04-27T16:50:00.001-07:002011-04-27T16:54:02.043-07:00Ta com fome?<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rA-RgGA_ZyY" title="YouTube video player" width="640"></iframe><br />
Vamo bola um funk ?Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-21296609129626084022011-03-26T21:45:00.001-07:002011-03-26T21:45:46.411-07:00Quando Justên cortou o cabelo..<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6507" src="http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/supernatural-justinbieber.jpg" title="supernatural-justinbieber" /></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-74258051958331489802011-03-26T21:43:00.000-07:002011-03-26T21:43:05.512-07:00A linda fã de Johnny Deep<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6549" src="http://www.corvoassassino.xpg.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/johnny3.jpg" title="johnny3" /></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-54191602860866343472011-03-26T21:37:00.000-07:002011-03-26T21:37:46.612-07:00Mosquito Troll<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsb9KjI1B35v_k73V1OMVXZIRO0F07DKqnX7wFQIalAGdicmztMSqVohIavED1Cw34eVvZmB7gOYiPWwlZWmC5jv0hyphenhyphenvCN68-78ri2NJeNcgBOztSqMcEODHc05WPp_xIsqG9_dV8Ic94/s1600/untitled.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" r6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsb9KjI1B35v_k73V1OMVXZIRO0F07DKqnX7wFQIalAGdicmztMSqVohIavED1Cw34eVvZmB7gOYiPWwlZWmC5jv0hyphenhyphenvCN68-78ri2NJeNcgBOztSqMcEODHc05WPp_xIsqG9_dV8Ic94/s1600/untitled.bmp" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Quem nunca fez isso?</div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-9821404575116547972011-03-26T21:32:00.000-07:002011-03-26T21:32:00.162-07:00Enquanto isso, na cozinha...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV7ve0iCVrlYax-06JTWJ_ZGY6gK8mk9tYNGfxZm7xecKngKGa9QNrhoiJ63naos8hUV2oHK4zVvoLXzyl1j2FvdWd5PD6xwO21wTWqMRj36YEmDsoBofLuJrCKcF8-_b1vxUbeZjDukE/s1600/untitled.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" r6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV7ve0iCVrlYax-06JTWJ_ZGY6gK8mk9tYNGfxZm7xecKngKGa9QNrhoiJ63naos8hUV2oHK4zVvoLXzyl1j2FvdWd5PD6xwO21wTWqMRj36YEmDsoBofLuJrCKcF8-_b1vxUbeZjDukE/s1600/untitled.bmp" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sua vida vale a pena quando seu cachorro te oferece iogurte.</div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-38221952944568633452011-03-26T20:22:00.000-07:002011-03-26T20:22:32.005-07:00No trânsito, seja paciente<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKNxZHU7JoTmZclPa3Pr2088a0DYpLm_fEZuvSBuLPvHP3l2C0Te5n34Eq4hC-4CeZQu2NbB4EzlRLXfsHCYqSFk7mAIgNp2w1VeBJtPpxPkSe58jVV8kGTgqwrDH-hgNtH3IrmnSh7K4/s1600/cachorro-dedo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" r6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKNxZHU7JoTmZclPa3Pr2088a0DYpLm_fEZuvSBuLPvHP3l2C0Te5n34Eq4hC-4CeZQu2NbB4EzlRLXfsHCYqSFk7mAIgNp2w1VeBJtPpxPkSe58jVV8kGTgqwrDH-hgNtH3IrmnSh7K4/s1600/cachorro-dedo.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Não responda, apenas ignore.</div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-14144419266547585692011-02-11T21:50:00.000-08:002011-02-11T21:50:30.383-08:00g1 Trolando ciclistas<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" class="size-full wp-image-8401 aligncenter" src="http://failblog.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2011-01-24-10h58_25.jpg.pagespeed.ce.ghbxu5m2vM.jpg" /></div><blockquote> Não acredita? <a href="http://g1.globo.com/sao-paulo/noticia/2011/01/estrada-em-franco-da-rocha-permanece-sob-aguas.html"><span style="color: orange;">Clique aqui!</span></a></blockquote>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-32413903346025971992011-02-11T21:46:00.001-08:002011-02-11T21:46:05.115-08:00Trolando seu cachorro<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px;"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MbjdZy6hGu8?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MbjdZy6hGu8?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-87372638088417207312011-02-11T21:41:00.000-08:002011-02-11T21:41:33.490-08:00Está incomodando ?<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" class="size-full wp-image-8476 aligncenter" height="1078" src="http://failblog.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gay.jpg.pagespeed.ce.2ErizLMhis.jpg" title="gay" width="475" /></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-69700668355594319322011-02-11T21:38:00.000-08:002011-02-11T21:42:10.185-08:00UH , SÓ AS CACHORRAS , UH, UH , UH , UH<div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img alt="" class="size-full wp-image-8498 aligncenter" src="http://failblog.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/diga-x.jpg.pagespeed.ce.iW16rpjg4A.jpg" title="diga-x" /></div><div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"> diga CHIS</div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-25270092607152629652011-02-11T21:36:00.000-08:002011-02-11T21:38:42.697-08:00OLHA O PRECONCEITO<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpYRZXWfO2OUHRGCX1ruybhT_jgM7xGkIoq6RFuOWl-fvPrtrQalY9RiG_uY-ADmyLoqEoUGq1eOMaiAlYl_TQCF_ChzNpP5jvG47h5EPuyabD74YIaeiy6QPxl0nAeZX0oAqKm2r16s4/s1600/untitled.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpYRZXWfO2OUHRGCX1ruybhT_jgM7xGkIoq6RFuOWl-fvPrtrQalY9RiG_uY-ADmyLoqEoUGq1eOMaiAlYl_TQCF_ChzNpP5jvG47h5EPuyabD74YIaeiy6QPxl0nAeZX0oAqKm2r16s4/s1600/untitled.bmp" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">São paulino feliz.</div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-30875070545117168292011-02-11T21:32:00.000-08:002011-02-11T21:32:37.873-08:00Seu Madruga VIVO!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb-ah4RfaGrScDBzYeniIP4AceNmo6m95_jBPDvQJWp11ZjC3EOgfk3-IfOKEDK2i1Wdu2Px-KT1tnL4mJKqRUK2lQxPYSEYDSm7Ju0Xrzp3TGnKLNFQ8eO1o4FYl4p1M-ZsfKiorhFtw/s1600/untitled.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb-ah4RfaGrScDBzYeniIP4AceNmo6m95_jBPDvQJWp11ZjC3EOgfk3-IfOKEDK2i1Wdu2Px-KT1tnL4mJKqRUK2lQxPYSEYDSm7Ju0Xrzp3TGnKLNFQ8eO1o4FYl4p1M-ZsfKiorhFtw/s1600/untitled.bmp" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Simpatico como sempre.</div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-45125717064597203742011-02-11T21:29:00.001-08:002011-02-11T21:29:49.970-08:00NÃO FECHA A PORTA VÉI<object height="390" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hPYf951wQ1M&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hPYf951wQ1M&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-82806913575117699602011-01-20T09:24:00.000-08:002011-01-20T09:24:34.119-08:00PIORA A SITUAÇÃO NO COMPLEXO DO ALEMÃO!<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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O governo assustou os traficantes e as milícias do Complexo do Alemão, mas deixou a porta aberta para uma nova leva de marginais. Neste flagrante, vemos um membro do PCC (Pato Comando da Capital) dando uma surra em um comerciante da comunidade que não pagou pela proteção. Os moradores observam impotentes, com medo de represália por parte dos patos.<br />
<div style="text-align: right;"><em><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Retirado do blog do Jerri -CAPRICHO</span></em></div><br />
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<div align="right"></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-16973458884681951722011-01-10T22:47:00.001-08:002011-01-10T22:47:13.621-08:00Restart- Virar uma menina<object height="390" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fwQ2zkjdB-c&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fwQ2zkjdB-c&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-82624458867400783192011-01-10T22:39:00.001-08:002011-01-10T22:39:22.343-08:00Desafio do dia<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhis43KjhSLt9p_JihkZ3u6fDFyIeBZbgFRuylWNwFNY5ccCJA9Py7XwpEwsmZz5gTA4UEXeBcIy-ctj9VxDOcUmlq-2KQM2oFhpSLemr9WTE9SbxoO576SgAYFbOU6Kk6X3LrJ2YvQ6qw/s1600/encare-nylton-500x646.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhis43KjhSLt9p_JihkZ3u6fDFyIeBZbgFRuylWNwFNY5ccCJA9Py7XwpEwsmZz5gTA4UEXeBcIy-ctj9VxDOcUmlq-2KQM2oFhpSLemr9WTE9SbxoO576SgAYFbOU6Kk6X3LrJ2YvQ6qw/s1600/encare-nylton-500x646.jpg" /></a></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-32251664863236775382011-01-10T22:22:00.000-08:002011-01-10T22:22:30.833-08:00Poderiam fazer esse favor?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho1vVFYCZmZ6Xq4X946_V1f3E6KjSMZNgKEg09nrCIgU6aoSahrUnDkyAhhnRj8UJMa3Yuq34GOLw1MfxbPrJ2mNUkdNDkw677HaZDxi2gz7StiB_iTWk6_zS1eKdA09GeHPKrJCI4VJ0/s1600/192413718.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho1vVFYCZmZ6Xq4X946_V1f3E6KjSMZNgKEg09nrCIgU6aoSahrUnDkyAhhnRj8UJMa3Yuq34GOLw1MfxbPrJ2mNUkdNDkw677HaZDxi2gz7StiB_iTWk6_zS1eKdA09GeHPKrJCI4VJ0/s1600/192413718.jpg" /></a></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-5897495879477119832011-01-09T20:47:00.001-08:002011-01-09T20:47:31.796-08:00Dilma Pokémon<object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y8lwdstRd6I?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y8lwdstRd6I?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-42900676020962080172011-01-09T20:46:00.001-08:002011-01-09T20:46:27.841-08:00Matemática do BBB 11<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="Participantes do #bbb 11 são esses olhem com quem eles se parecem e comentem Por @omoristas" class="photo" id="photo-display" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/221037987.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1294635541&Signature=3YBvTeKsAdiB%2FpldkckfqGl5thM%3D" /></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-71488470388139180412011-01-08T04:25:00.001-08:002011-01-08T04:25:39.375-08:00Facebook - Motivacional<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjqM8RECLMdJGcgGuWJziUtN2hON7G7K4kWjYM3Mk7AEJj5MFpsFWHMWyx8oNARAXSrWuTXxG2UklYygDcPSF8AseKYxHqbjintsKAFlNlJkKGeLdd-1qQOBNsnXbUTRbcLsNNvy5zs8g/s1600/facebook+-+Motivacional.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjqM8RECLMdJGcgGuWJziUtN2hON7G7K4kWjYM3Mk7AEJj5MFpsFWHMWyx8oNARAXSrWuTXxG2UklYygDcPSF8AseKYxHqbjintsKAFlNlJkKGeLdd-1qQOBNsnXbUTRbcLsNNvy5zs8g/s1600/facebook+-+Motivacional.jpg" /></a></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-82288244582676214632011-01-08T04:20:00.001-08:002011-01-08T04:20:49.806-08:00Seja um conquistador<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiavfoxIn8hBR3R7aYGfbcR5oe978kIp3FyRg36N-VXUG8zf0IiXIZaLTflv9L3dYsKH8a79FVGQPIEBdSNA-zBl1Xkhyphenhyphen6op2CxdTB8NKQNXJt8QUgMfxrVwgFFyw7t8bPuvdZhRw8FPXU/s1600/bjao.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiavfoxIn8hBR3R7aYGfbcR5oe978kIp3FyRg36N-VXUG8zf0IiXIZaLTflv9L3dYsKH8a79FVGQPIEBdSNA-zBl1Xkhyphenhyphen6op2CxdTB8NKQNXJt8QUgMfxrVwgFFyw7t8bPuvdZhRw8FPXU/s1600/bjao.jpg" /></a></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-44818173697349778012010-12-24T21:52:00.000-08:002010-12-24T21:53:38.071-08:00Cartas a Papai Noel<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1yERB2V69uHOFtxqs2wxL3kq-JpQfB18YzHqHVL5eekiea2V2Ytr3Xq98dYbZZ0FGhcgms01cEhUlEf2sLPYHbqAameu_FHvH0PoLeAppKE6076y66gs56eUsLV7GdBwRNnYwpWrxxvQ/s1600/media_papai-noel-lendo-a-carta-2bae7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1yERB2V69uHOFtxqs2wxL3kq-JpQfB18YzHqHVL5eekiea2V2Ytr3Xq98dYbZZ0FGhcgms01cEhUlEf2sLPYHbqAameu_FHvH0PoLeAppKE6076y66gs56eUsLV7GdBwRNnYwpWrxxvQ/s1600/media_papai-noel-lendo-a-carta-2bae7.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><strong>Papai Noel - Cartinhas e Respostas</strong>Carta número 1</div><em>Querido papai noéu:<br />
eu queria ganhá um joguinho espaciau de presezente de natau.<br />
Tenho cido um boum minino neste ano.te adoru.<br />
Marco.</em><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><strong>Resposta: </strong>Querido Marco, Sua ortografia é excelente! Parece um índio escrevendo.</div>Definitivamente você terá uma bela carreira na vida como auxiliar de pedreiro!Tem certeza que você não quer um livro de português?<br />
Quanto ao joguinho espacial, darei ao seu irmão, pelo menos ele sabe escrever!<br />
Um abraço,<br />
Papai Noel.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Carta número 2</div><em>Querido Papai Noel, Não sei se você pode, mas gostaria de ver meus pais juntos esse ano.<br />
Com amor Julia</em><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><strong>Resposta: </strong>Querida Julia, Você quer que eu arruine a relação do seu pai com a secretária?</div>Deixe ele se divertir com uns seios de verdade! A sua mãe tem bafo e hemorróidas. Vou te dar uma Barbie…<br />
Papai Noel.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Carta número 3</div><em>Papai Noel,<br />
Tenho sido uma boa menina este ano.<br />
A única coisa que peço é paz e amor pro mundo…<br />
Com amor,<br />
Sarah.</em><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><strong>Resposta: </strong>Querida Sarah, Vá te f…! Nem teus tataravós viram paz na terra quando eram crianças.</div>Nem os dinossauros tiveram paz! Se liga! Você é loira?<br />
Papai Noel.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Carta número 4</div><em>Papai Noel, Poxa, fazem três anos que eu peço um caminhãozinho de bombeiros e nada.<br />
Por favor vê se desta vez você me trás um!<br />
Obrigado, Luís.</em><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><strong>Resposta: </strong>Querido Luís,</div>Seus pedidos já me encheram o saco!<br />
Outra coisa… não é “fazem três anos”… caraca, não aprendeu ainda? Use sempre “faz 1 ano”, “faz 3 anos”, “faz 2.000”! O verbo fazer no sentido de tempo não tem plural… ah deixa pra lá.<br />
Mas enfim, quando você estiver dormindo, incendiarei a sua casa. Assim terá todos os caminhões de bombeiros que sempre desejou!<br />
Papai Noel.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Carta número 5</div><em>Papai Noel, Quero uma bike, um playstation, um computador,uma caixa de lego, um cachorrinho, um pônei e uma guitarra.<br />
Com carinho, Tiburcio.</em><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><strong>Resposta: </strong>Tiburcio?</div>Você quer mais alguma coisa seu infeliz? Quem foi que te deu esse nome?<br />
Huahuahuahua! Na verdade você não quer porcaria nenhuma não é mesmo?<br />
Só quer atenção, né seu mané?<br />
Por que você não pede um nome novo?<br />
Papai Noel.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Carta número 6</div><em>Querido Papai Noel, Por favor! Por favor! Por favor! Por favor! Me dá um cãozinho!<br />
Com imploração,<br />
Juninho.</em><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><strong>Resposta: </strong>Querido Juninho!</div>Com esse nome você deve ser um viadinho né?<br />
Esse tipo de imploração funciona melhor com seus pais, já que você é adotado (Ops falei… Foda-se! Agora já era).<br />
Já comigo não funciona… Comigo o buraco é mais embaixo…<br />
Pare de ser mole! Vai ganhar pijama de novo!<br />
Papai Noel.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-29963484253888118092010-12-17T03:26:00.000-08:002010-12-17T03:26:41.025-08:00Mãe , eu to no Google!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtFArIxqa4pyYAmewPnplbMGqx2RAGpuIrzpetecD9LyRmunVSqimHGa4B_adKW4G-bGGoVxBJGoJdgsx7L5UMoRlKW02s59WFs_IWfxflWOtQIJH1TfGdDHsmd1exrMvjb62jrpkVRuk/s1600/googlemapsp1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtFArIxqa4pyYAmewPnplbMGqx2RAGpuIrzpetecD9LyRmunVSqimHGa4B_adKW4G-bGGoVxBJGoJdgsx7L5UMoRlKW02s59WFs_IWfxflWOtQIJH1TfGdDHsmd1exrMvjb62jrpkVRuk/s1600/googlemapsp1.gif" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">RIARIARIARIIARIA</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Só manoooooooooooolos !</div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1034920832526501700.post-51518193704002570082010-12-17T03:07:00.001-08:002010-12-17T03:07:29.634-08:00Pensamento coletivo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaUhbCFeXeu9stevc7sr3k3ymtojjZlJEaauOKQ88eR6WGXdEig1_Fx5kylarOpANVSXMtnxnwf0Wlkyz2bbMwKA9GuUGPl9MYh5H0_Q9kwSld_WF7OjC9nT6rmo0A5EiK_L62-FlMRZM/s1600/sextapanda.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaUhbCFeXeu9stevc7sr3k3ymtojjZlJEaauOKQ88eR6WGXdEig1_Fx5kylarOpANVSXMtnxnwf0Wlkyz2bbMwKA9GuUGPl9MYh5H0_Q9kwSld_WF7OjC9nT6rmo0A5EiK_L62-FlMRZM/s1600/sextapanda.jpg" /></a></div>Julia Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256109479649868076noreply@blogger.com1