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Tick box dating for introverts

2011-12-08T15:32:00.004Z

It is a cracker.

Introverts guide to tick box dating

How NOT to get a second date (but maybe a restraining order): Banker's 1,615 word email to woman who didn't call him back

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2071127/Bankers-1-615-word-email-woman-didnt-back.html#ixzz1fxRbULMh

Smart girls let guys know they are interested

2011-12-02T11:24:00.003Z

Hi, as I mentioned in a previous post I am really crushing on a guy in one of my classes. I have never really had a boyfriend before so I'm not the best at interpreting signals. In the past while we have been talking alot and lately he has been really friendly to me. I was talking to him the other day when we were leaving class and mid conversation he asked me if was done class for the day...is that possibly a hint that he was going to ask me to hang out? he also said he was done for the day and then I stupidly said that I had an appointment (which is true) but didn't really think about what he was potentially implying. I was just wondering if a guy would ask me that as a way of asking to hang out maybe or chances are he was just asking. Thanks!

http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts14845769.aspx

for the love of golden showers ?

2011-12-02T10:19:00.003Z

"I absolutely love golden showers.

I have a question about golden showers. Would it be possible for a man to pee inside of a womans vagina. I much as I like taking it in turns to pee on a parther, I would love it if a man would pee inside of me."

http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts12445287.aspx

Dinner Date

2011-08-03T00:39:00.000+01:00

Dinner Date on ITV Player / ITV is worth checking out.

Blind dating over home cooked dinner.

The men are generally far too weak to express interest in the women and women often pass over men who they are attracted to because they think those men are not attracted to them (when they are).

want to be on the show ? Apply here.

http://www.itv.com/beontv/dinnerdate/default.html

Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame? | Metro.co.uk

2010-12-16T01:48:00.001Z

Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame? | Metro.co.uk

Penis-shaped rock discovered in Maryland | Metro.co.uk

2010-12-16T01:45:00.001Z

Penis-shaped rock discovered in Maryland | Metro.co.uk

My Robot Girlfriend

2010-11-17T11:03:00.001Z

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3231673/My-girlfriend-is-a-robot.html

13 types of girl to avoid ?

2010-11-17T02:51:00.000Z

"In general, men are looking first for physical attraction at a woman. Many of them consider that if she is beautiful and well dressed, its the perfect partner they are looking for. But they don't know that behind this appearance its hiding something worst.

Maybe this happened to you too. After you began a relationship with her you found out that she is not exactly what you want and what you expect. She hurt you and dumped you when you last expected. Many men are chasing after a woman who lied them and used them. But, in order to stop this, you should know from the beginning which types of girls you should avoid for to not be hurt again.

Desperate girl
-it is the type of the girl who spend all her life laid out, looking for a perfect life, and suddenly she discover that she gets old and she doesn't get married yet because she hasn't met the perfect man for her
-she wants desperately to get married no matter who the guy is or what he does
-she is pressed by the time and is ready to marry with a jerk as long as he has marriage material
-watch out because if you marry one of this, you have to spend the rest of your life with her

Materialistic girl
-usually is good looking and well dressed
-is looking very well outside but inside it is a bunch of money hungry taker
-she is looking all the time after boys which are staying very well with their wallet
-she expects that a man should finance her entire life just because she is biologically female
-she is very friendly, nice at the beginning but after some time you'll see that no matter how much you give her, she wants more
-she is greed personified
-she is interested only in what she wants and not others feelings
-stay away from this kind of girl because she will dumped you after she spend all your money

Angry girl
-she is the type of the girl which sees life like a battle
-anything what is happening or is told to her is seen as a insult at her address
-has also a bad opinion about man, sees only the wrong sides of a man
-she is always upset and angry
-usually she likes to take out of context everything what is said to her and to interpret the words like she wants
-you don't have any future with her, she has a simmering anger at men which can explode at any moment

Insecure girl
-she is very nice and treats men very well
-but she suffers by frustration
-is wracked by anxiety about making the wrong decision
-she has to think twice about what to do, what to wear, where to go, what to eat
-she needs constant reassurance that she's attractive and worries incessantly

Stupid girl
-this type of girl likes to speak a lot but she doesn't say nothing smart
-she likes to say always gossips about the others, but when you want to talk something important with her, she is not able to make conversation

Uptown girl
-she is very rich
-everything she has is better than yours and she wants to make sure that you know it
-she only dates the best of best
-is entirely focused on herself
-she is very selfish, self-indulgent grown up as '' daddy's little girl''
-needs to be constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes

Childish girl
-everything in life hurts this kind of girl
-is the type of girl who cries a lot, every innocent comment or criticism will upset her
-avoid this kind of girl because if you are dating one you will have to spend all the time apologizing even if you didn't make any mistake
-avoid also long term relationship with her because she is capable of suicide if you want to leave her and all the blame will be thrown on yourself

Elusive girl
-is the type of girl who is afraid to start a relationship
-she might be hurt in a past relationship and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present
-she look interested at the beginning but after a while she runs away
-is the type of girl who likes to send mixed messages so you'll never understand her

Talking girl
-it is a big difference between somebody who is able to make good conversation and have sense of humor , and somebody who always have to make a comment about everything
-it is the type which is very hard to please and always has to say something about everything is happening or speaking around her

Romantic girl
-this lives in her own world, of movies and romance novels
-she is very dreamy, imagining things, expecting Prince Charming to come after her
-she doesn't know how the real world is
-she was grown with the idea that she is a princess

Dragger girl
-this kind of girl will always make you feel bad even there is no reason to feel that
-it is always worrying and she can never be happy, everything around her is a total drag
-even if a wonderful thing happen to you, she will make you feel like it was the worst thing that could happen ever

Controlling girl
-she likes to have the total control in your relationship and on you too
-wants to control you in everything you do, you wear or eat
-if you try to control her too, she will get angry, cry, scream or use any deceptive female tactic until you give up

Flirting girl
-she flirts with anybody and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity
-has a big power of attraction
-exist the risk to dump you in any moment if somebody better comes along

With all these types of girls you should avoid, it is now more easy for you to make a good choice about your next girlfriend; but remember that not all the women are the same, maybe there is somewhere a good, carrying woman just for you."

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Sex Addiction - A point of view

2010-11-17T01:17:00.001Z

"does the alcoholic not love his sober life ? do you think that the alcoholic wants to loose everything because of his drinking.. including his life . do you think huge people want to continue to eat and get bigger ???..sex addiction is very real ... why would a man /woman want to loose all his possessions ..kids and even risk death ..most cheaters and players are sex addicts ...they are addicted to the high that they get from the conquest ..they want to be loved and love ... this is why cheaters sometimes commit suicide after cheating ..its not because they are afraid of getting caught or because they got caught ..its because they hate what they have done ..they actually cant think rationally when they are leading up to cheating and doing it ..but after they cheat reality comes crashing down ..I'm not saying stay with a cheater ..or to forgive a cheater ..but pity a cheater ..his/her self destructive behavior is not making them happy ...sex addiction is one of the worse addictions ..the high you get from a sex fix only last seconds ... then sets in remorse ..and gradually then the need for your next fix comes back ..and you can no longer think straight ...but the low during the remorse immediately after someone has cheated is the worst a person can feel .. with alcohol at least you don't sober up instantly and have to face your destruction ..with sex you instantly have to face what you have done ...the only way to anesthetize yourself is to lie to everyone including your self ...every lie a sex addict tells to someone else he has already told to himself

some women live with alcoholics for years ..giving them chance after chance... sometimes even after he has lost everything from his drinking ..and some do with cheaters also ... but I submit that they are both variants of the same animal .. In my twenties I was a sex addict ..I played till I lost all my friends ...my reputation .my job and I actually got fired for getting caught having sex at work ..with a customer ... the best thing that could have happened to me .. It forced me to face that I couldn't control my sex life .. at the time if I had been married I would have cheated no doubt ... it took years to gain control of sex ..I fought sex addiction for the next 25 years .. only after age diminished my sex drive a bit did it become something I no longer had to fight daily ... only the last 8 to 10 years have I controlled my sexual thoughts ....instead of continually fighting to keep them from controlling me ... a sex addict never is cured until age cures him ... one can however learn to fight/control their addiction ..so the old phrase I have heard is true ...a cheater/addict is always a cheater/addict ...but one can learn to stop cheating / letting their addiction control them

If you marry someone who has cheated on a past relationship ..they will still have the addiction that made them cheat the first time ..the trauma of the consequences of that cheating may have taught them how to avoid cheating on you but the addiction will always be there"

The Healthy 20 something male and erection problems

2010-11-17T00:53:00.000Z

"^^^ Ladies always think it's "his" problem, hence the suggestion for viagara for a walking hard on 26 year old by a woman, and let's be honest here, that should require ZERO viagaric influence (is viagaric a word?)!

The bottom line is this. If a 26 year old who is otherwise healthy can't get it up, the woman has one of the following issues going on:
- She stinks to high hell in her vajayjay. That always turns a guy off.
- She has horrible breath and kissing her tastes like kissing an ashtray, eating the contents of a diaper, or licking the floor of a crowded bar at 2 am.
- As ^^, she was talking about her last boyfriend's amazing c0ck and how hard she came with him.
- She talks about his friend being hot.
- She/he suck in bed together and they're not figuring out why or doing anything to change it. He no longer enjoys sex with her very much like before.
- HE is not that into HER anymore.

My money is on the last one. But far be it from a woman to think her and her vagina are anything less than 1000% desirable to her man, and 500% desireable to all other men."

Why don't women realize that excessive weight eliminates their potential

2010-11-16T23:56:00.000Z

So he says ...

"I have really been baffled about why women are so clueless to understanding that fat is not attractive, and most will be single for ever until they finally do something about it.

This is a very sensitive topic, but someone needs to speak up. Two-thirds of America are overwewight, and girls on dating sites are no exception.

I have been emailed by over 500 girls on dating sites over many years, and all 500 were overweight. It is an epidemic. It's the number one reason guys eventually fade off and stop trying. Girls check average on their profile, totally knowing that when they stand in the mirror seconds before taking a shower, it does not look good at all.

Here is my question: If a single girl is overweight, what happens when their metabolism slows down in later years? What happens when the kids come along? The problem gets worse. All these girls are looking for love and do not realize why they are not finding it. Sure, get defensive and say, "Well, if a guy can't love me for who I am...bla bla bla".

Let's be real. Rolls and bulges are not attractive and ( for 99% of guys) are a huge turn off. Why want girls just dedicate a small portion of their time to weight training, cardio, and closing their mouths and not eating?

If you are wondering why your inbox is empty, its because of weight. Who wants a girl that will not be disciplined and balanced in a relationship?

It's a direct reflection of character. Two choices: #1 Fat leads to depression, which leads to more eating, leading to more depression, and the problem escalates. #2 Work out, feel great- feel great, eat right- eat right- feel more energetic- have an acceptable body. Which one do you choose? Fat is absolutely, positively the number one barrier to finding Love'

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UK Women, STD's One Night Stands and Abortion

2010-11-16T01:31:00.000Z

Daily Mail Article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1329999/Why-women-risk-night-stands-casual-affairs-views-abortion.html

Man Lab On BBC

2010-11-15T13:50:00.000Z

Episode 1 and episode 3 of Manlab have some advice for guys on the pull.

Episode 3 - 40 minutes in the first date

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00w5lqb/James_Mays_Man_Lab_Episode_3/

Episode 1 - Serenade

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00vs617/James_Mays_Man_Lab_Episode_1/

2010-11-10T03:13:00.002Z

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/new-rule-the-bitch-set-me_b_518287.html

Sex Magic

2010-11-05T15:59:00.002Z

Sex Magic is a term for various types of sexual activity used in magical, ritualistic or otherwise religious and spiritual pursuits. One practice of sex magic is using the energy of sexual arousal or orgasm with visualization of a desired result. A premise of sex magic is the concept that sexual energy is a potent force that can be harnessed to transcend one's normally perceived reality.

English author and occultist Aleister Crowley used and wrote about sex magic in relationship to his religion of Thelema, and used orgasm as a magical tool. According to author Samael Aun Weor, not having an orgasm is preferable so as to mentally direct energy created during sex or masturbation toward creativity.

An example of sex magic in Wicca is the Great Rite, a ritual that involves either symbolic or actual sexual intercourse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_magic

2010-11-05T13:36:00.003Z

Louis CK; First scene for episode 4 of LOUIE on FX Tuesdays 11pm "SO Old"

2010-11-04T02:49:00.000Z

Zoom - Fat Larry's Band

2010-10-25T13:28:00.003+01:00

Zoom, just one look and then my heart went boom
Suddenly and we were on the moon
Flying high on the neon sky, oh

Bang, just one touch and
All the church bells rang
Heaven called and all the angel sang
Sunrise shine in the morning sky, oh

Zoom, you chase the day away
High noon, the moon
And stars came out to play
Then my whole wide world went zoom
(I passed the rainbow as it went flying by
Faster and faster we were higher than high)
For once in my lifetime I was finally free
And you came back to me

Oh, zoom you chase the day away High noon
The moon and stars came out to play
Then my whole world went zoom

Moonbeams dancing in the afternoon
Shadows blowing as the roses bloom
Looking down on a wonderland, oh

Smack, just one kiss and I was outta whack
All at once there was no turnin' back
Oh so far above the brightest star, oh

Transaction based "love"

2010-10-19T02:00:00.002+01:00

"So they are single because ultimately they are seeing relationships as transactions, the other person is an object.

Insert coin A (do anything, anywhere, anytime) into slot and receive prize B (relationship, love, affection, commitment, happiness, expected behavior).

Most people don't like to be viewed that way, as though they have to live up to the expectations of another, nor do they enjoy accruing social obligation payments."

Romeo and Juliet (1968) The Balcony Scene (with English Transcript) Part 2

2010-10-18T18:05:00.000+01:00

Gorilla fingers itself

2010-10-18T17:41:00.000+01:00

masturbating monkey

2010-10-18T17:40:00.000+01:00

Let´s do it like they do on the discovery channel...

2010-10-18T17:39:00.000+01:00

You and me baby

2010-10-18T17:37:00.000+01:00

Elephant Sex Borat Approved

2010-10-18T17:33:00.000+01:00