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TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS BLOG SEMI REGUARLY

unapologeticobservations — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:31:18 +0000

I HAVE MOVED URL’s TO

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there is no longer the dot wordpress, as I am using a custom domain

that is again

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July 2011, The Month That Terrorists Cease To Exist

unapologeticobservations — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:00:56 +0000

Our fearless leader has decided to put an arbitrary deadline on the end of the Afghanistan war effort. He sayes that by July 2011 all the troops would be shipping out, leaving the country half destroyed, and in chaos….

NO TERRORISTS AS OF JULY 2011!!!!!

However since Obama is a God, and since he knows everything, we can only trust that in July 2011, there will be no terrorists.Whether or not Osama Bin Laden is found or not, it dosnt matter. Why??????? Because in July 2011 hes going to begin listening to happy hippie songs and world peace will reign once again……….

Did we learn nothing from Korea???

Well, as long as their’s peace over there, I’m moving. Cheaper oil and hospitible climate….. whats not to love??

Sombody kick Obama in the balls

-scott

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I Want Some of That 20 Billion Dollars

unapologeticobservations — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 22:17:49 +0000

I’ve already posted twice about the BP oil spill, and my insightful views on it. However I feel that BP’s 20million dollar bail out of those affected by the spill should be extended to include people like me.

Think about it, I write political satyres and get paid based on advertising. However when theirs no news to satirize except for the same BP oil spill nonsense, than theortically my buisness is affected.

The sad thing is that I took that basic argument from someone who actually believes that they deserve some of that money, and that claims like that need to be vilafied….and they say I’m nit-picking. This is an all to common reality in America. We jump on the bandwagon everytime we see an opportunity to use someone elses floundering to benefit outselves.

The Tiger Woods Effect = The use of the floundering of Public Figures, or big buisness, to benefit ourselves

As such I dub this reality the “Tiger Woods Effect”

I have nothing else to say….for now

-scott

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I Think I’m Taking A Vacation To New Orleans

unapologeticobservations — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 23:26:28 +0000

Scientists Now estimate the total amount of oil being leaked into the gulf is about 2.52 million gallons daily.

Well since Obama is putting a drilling ban on the gulf, and oil companies say theyre taking their buisness elsewhere, it becomes apparent that oil prices are going to sky rocket again. Now I dont know about you but I drive a 2003 mustang, as american muscle cars arent exactly gas sippers I’m left with a problem. How can I pay for all this gas, while still keeping my baby.

As solutions theres always solution “A” being to buy a new 2011 V6 Mustang. Since the new 3.7L engine puts out 305hp, and gets 31mpg, (if you dont believe me look it up), it would be a viable solution. However as my budget dosnt include a new car, I think it’s time to do something a little less drastic.

Look at all that oil to be had!!!!! 2.52million gallons a day to be precise

Ive decided to take a vacation to the Gulf. As Oil is lighter than water it’ll be easy to siphon it from the ocean, fill up 2.52 million gallons into barrels, and than resel it to the oil companies. This would provide the funds not only to fuel my baby, but to also buy a new 2011 5.0 V8 mustang (412hp 26mpg).

its a completly flawless scheme……………

kinda like blogging to make money

still broke

-scott

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Hey Thats My Argument

unapologeticobservations — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 22:56:21 +0000

The Obama Administration has been proven to be the most anti-government secret leak administration in history. With only 17 months under his belt the President has prosectued more suspected leakers than any other President before him. This is all well and good, however the latest prosecution has some people clamoring for justice.

A certain Mr. Thomas A. Drake is charged with leaking N.S.A secrets to a reporter/author, Ms. Gorman…..Which he did by the way.

While not denying that he did it Mr. Drake is claiming that what he leaked isnt intelligence that would hurt the country, but simply proof of overspending and corruption within the government. (as if we needed any more proof). He claims that he is being a hero and helping his country.

Whether he is or he isnt is completly up to you to decide, as I honestly dont care. However what inspired me to write this is President Obama’s response….the basis of his argument is that this is the law, and you must obey the law.

I’ve been saying that for year about:

Illegal Aliens

Socialized Healthcare

Welfare Corruption

etc….etc….

You cant steal my argument thats cheating……not to mention hypocritical. I find it interesting that the law only seems to matter when its beneficial to him. I wanna be president so I can decide which laws people do and dont need to follow.

Hands off my argument....I had it first Obama

Supreme executive power over all laws placed in the hands of one individual, and his blinded minions….Theres a name for that

Use some creative vocabulary…youll figure it out

-scott

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We Have Officialy Gone Nuts

unapologeticobservations — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 21:01:05 +0000

Fact 1: Approximatly 1.8million Americans are afflicted by peanut allergies.

Fact 2: All Airlines serve little bags of peanuts aboard their flights

Fact 3: The Department of transportation is attempting to ban peanuts from all commercial air line flights

The debate rages on about whether or not the traditional snacks of airliners globaly should be ban. People propose anything from a complete ban, to a peanut free zone. These theories, however, are completly ignoring a very conclusive solution…..if your allergic to peanuts than dont eat them. As difficult as this may be for some of you to comprehend, its actually quite succsessful. It’s took years of scientific research to figure this out, but my new hypothesis is:

If your allergic to something and dont eat it, than nothing will happen.

need I say more????

Good Lord these people are Nut Jobs

pun intended

-scott

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Anything Can Sound Like Anything if Your Willing To Defend Anything

unapologeticobservations — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:35:36 +0000

As many people seem to lack the contemplation and thought process that goes into the creation of the so called stupid comedy genera, I feel that as a lover of that type of movie it is my job to defend their deep underlying social, political, and economic messages. People don’t understand that watching comets fall on Hannah Montana shows how she (like many other pop stars of the day) can fall from the sky and hit the ground. Also for example castles sinking into the swamp shows how no matter how strong our structure of life without the strong base we will never succeed.

Take for example the princess showing up out of the sewer in epic movie. She is representing how love can find us at the most unexpected times and in the most unexpected places. Therefore comedies teach us to prepare for the unexpected, whether it’s in matters of love or other deep life challenges. Another good lesson is taught by Tenacious D when they are confronted by the devil. They show how we should be careful to watch who and what we are becoming or we may be confronted by evil. Such lessons are taught with subtle techniques that embed into your brain and your subconscious to help increase ones brain capacity/ intellect and morality.

Life is full of strife and loss. As anchor man teaches us we can’t take disaster (such as our dog being punted off of a bridge) and turn it into something that will ruin our lives. We must learn to move forward and never look back. Also we must never litter or throw burritos out of a moving car as this hurts the environment and may get our dog punted off of a bridge.

Movies like Pineapple Express, Too High, and Grandmas boy show us the dangers of getting high as a way of life. The world is dangerous for us normal folk who aren’t gang bangers. We are not able to roll with those people who are so messed up that they live on the fringes of society. Getting high is bad and these movies show all kinds of bad stuff that can happen when a person does get high.

Zombies are a constant threat to our existence. Not so much zombies in the sense of undead corpses, but zombies in the sense of drones of people. These people have no originality and no life of their own outside what they are shown as people. We must use our brains and be like Shawn of the Dead, fight for our survival under impossible circumstances.

Such movies are deeper and more profound than we would many times like to believe. We must learn to see them for what they really are, not just things to get our shitzingiggles from, but movies that teach us about the world around us.

I just defended Stupid comedys and made (or well almost made) you believe me. Now imagine if I would have spun similar BS about a political issue. Than made you believe firmly in something just because I put it the right way. I wonder who could do such a terrible thing???? (That was a rhetorical question you idiots)

save yourselves

-scott

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The 0 View Kanundrum

unapologeticobservations — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:47:55 +0000

having a blog is one thing, having abosultly zero views of your blog during the day is something completly different. since aparantly none of you enjoy reading my obsessive ranting i decided not to change it.

why you may ask do i not simply try some advertising approaches?? the answer is simple, i did. now supposing i put my site on everysingle blog directory on the web, than what??? than ill have people breathing down my throat if i dont post atleast three times day.

so the verdict is that i cant keep on like this, but i cant over advertise, or else the quaintness of it all would be obliterated like an ice cream cake after rosie o’donnel got through with it.

to my o readers

bad fortunes

-scott

It’s a Large World After All

unapologeticobservations — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 02:59:23 +0000

Have you ever watched the news and thought to yourself: “Didnt I hear about this story yesterday?” Thats the way that I feel nowadays only the thought crossing my mind was: “Havn’t I been hearing about this for the past couple months?”

BP's spill has invaded the news, taken it over, and well you get the point

Dear news sources, there is an entire world to put your resourses into. You may feel it completly nessesary to play the same story over and over and over and over and over, but for people like me who get it the first time it becomes most obnoxious. I mean I understand that the average intelligance level of the people of the united states isnt very high…but still WE GET IT!!!!!!

Honestly how are political writers such as myself supposed to write ridiculus blogs about the news when its all the same.

The solution????? NUKE IT…I mean after all we cant use the nukes on anything so lets just blow up the gulf of mexico. I mean we all know that the fishing industy is being hurt by the oil. SOOO consequently if we inject radiation into the fish than were gonna catch bigger fish boosting the industry right??????

The sad thing is??? Some people think this is a bad idea.

boom

-scott

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I’ll Call Your Usless Line Drop and Raise You a Line Sale to The Chinese

unapologeticobservations — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 20:34:57 +0000

So first pontiac (see bring back pontiac) and now this, ford is set to drop it’s Mercury brand, stating that it’s sales are not up to par with what they would like. As such they’re going all GM and just outright dropping it. Now I normally wouldnt care (whats good for buisness is good for buisness) but I’ve always been a fan of the Mercury cars that are a knock offs of the Ford Mustang. Example, the cougar, the capri. While dissapointing the dropping of Mercury isnt anything compared to the stupid move of selling volvo to a chinese company.

Think about it, the twilight freaks are reaching driving age. As they poise for their first car what are they gonna want???? Silver Volvo’s. Though they have no performance, look like toyota carrolas, and have an utterly annoying name to pronounce, thats not the point.

Sombody ought to teach the sales rep that movie cars can save your company… I mean the Camaro saved GM from bankruptcy…not. However if they were smart ford would keep volvo, and market a special new model. The Edward Cullen special edition.

This car would have a silver glitter finish, all leather seats, and the best mpg in the world. Why you may ask??? The answer is simple itll have fangs that stick into other car’s gas tanks and suck they gas right out of em.

V is for Volvo, Vampire, and Very Bad Ideas

Come on ford, just becasue you were the only one of the big three that didnt accept bail out money dosnt mean that you cant still make a cheap buck off of idiots.

Blue Oval Fan Boy For Life

Proud Mustang Owner

No I dont care about global warming

-scott

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