The funny thing about this video is Manny doesn’t even really look like he’s ‘Moonwalking‘. It’s not even close. Of course, because it’s Manny the fall-backwards is exaggerated about 10 extra steps. However, the direct relation to ‘Moonwalking’ just isn’t there for me. However, those precious Taiwanese baseball announcers think it’s funny so we’ll go with it.

So by now you may have seen the article that Jay-Z gave Skylar Diggins a Mercedes for graduating Notre Dame. This, of course, would indicate that Skylar is about to become the third big name to join Roc Nation sports behind Victor Cruz and Robinson Cano.

At this point, there’s no reason to believe that Jay-Z isn’t going to take over the world. It’s only a matter of time before Jay has much of the sports world signed to his agency. If I was an athlete I’d probably sign too. I mean Jay-Z is a pretty cool dude.

Anyway, Roc Nation is going to grow and I expect them to grow quickly. Assuming Diggins is in here are five other athletes that’ll join the crew….

5.) Cam Newton – QB – Carolina Panthers

The only reason Cam wouldn’t link up with Roc Nation would be because Jay-Z thinks he’s kind of corny. Personally, I think Cam Newton is a tool so perhaps Jay feels the same way. Either way, he’s a stud quarterback and he should bring some nice revenue to the firm. There are just lingering questions about Cam’s personality that may leave him out.

4.) Russell Westbrook – PG – Oklahoma City Thunder

I’m trying to spread this relatively evenly across all sports. I’m not sure he’s going to get LeBron. Wade is getting a little old, but he’s a realistic possibility. Durant doesn’t seem to be seduced by the Jay-Z lure. So if I’m looking at elite NBA players it comes down to Harden and Westbrook. To me, Westbrook is a much better fit and to be quite honest I like this idea by me. Harden is too much of a wildcard.

Click on photo to see some of the Tributes to Brian Urlacher

One of the best to ever play the game at his position and also locked down some tight ass during his career. Don’t act like you wouldn’t enjoy one night in Paris. Anyway, Urlacher did it right and made a point that he didn’t want to play for anyone else. Honorable. Deuces Bro

The Press

Wayne Rooney appears to be in talks with Paris St. Germain for a Summer transfer [BleacherReport]
ESPN needs to make a ’30 for 30′ on Gordon Bombay right now [BroBible]
WOW! WAGs of Saturday’s UEFA Champions League [COED]
Hump Day Hotties Are Spectacular Viewing [Funtasticus]
Petra Nemcova Gets Wild [GCeleb]
Ron Jaworski Says Chip Kelly’s Offense Won’t Work in the NFL [ProFootballZone]
There’s a Kenny Powers look alike on the Florida State baseball team [TotalProSports]
12 Now and Then Celebrity Photos [Uncoached]

Today’s 12:00 PM ranking post brings us to Mike Tyson’s #2 Interview of All-Time: The ‘I’ll f$ck you until you love me’ tirade. Ok – this isn’t really an interview, but it’s special enough to be on this list. Of all the Mike Tyson interviews I’ve posted this week this one scares the living sh$t out of me. This is the most vulgar aggressive I don’t know what you would call it. Like most of the stuff posted on this list is funny – this is scary. This little clip doesn’t even do this tirade justice – he went on and on and on.

Miss California took the First Pitch World by storm by doing it in the highest heels you can find. From SportsNation: ‘Since Mabelynn is from San Diego, I asked her if she was going to be doing it at the Padres game tonight against the Cardinals:

Just last week, Orioles executive vice president Dan Duquette said pitching prospect Kevin Gausman was a starting rotation option for the future, but not the immediate present. But the 22-year-old right-hander will join the Orioles this week and is expected to make his major league debut tonight against the Toronto Blue Jays, according to multiple industry sources. The Orioles’ first-round draft pick last June – the fourth-overall selection out of LSU – will make the jump from Double-A Bowie, where he is 2-4 with a 3.11 ERA in eight starts. [Continue Reading]

So that’s the story on Gausman. What’s even better is the dude is dating some smokeshow LSU cheerleader Taylor North. Sounds like a fuggin’ pornstar. Let me tell you – if she was I’d be watching. So we wish Gausman the best of luck, even though we really don’t because he looks like he has the life right now. Just playing… great pull dude. I’d take North any day of the week over Katherine Webb.

Hit the jump to see his hot girlfriend…

LeBron James caught the inbounds pass, changed direction and immediately attacked the rim. There was no one in his way. There was no stopping him, either. James made a layup as time expired in overtime, capping a 30-point, 10-rebound, 10-assist effort as the Miami Heat found a way to outlast the Indiana Pacers 103-102 in a wildly back-and-forth Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals Wednesday night. There were 18 ties and 17 lead changes, the last two of those coming in the final 2.2 seconds. [Continue Reading]

Talk about too easy. Complete meltdown by the Pacers. Here’s the thing – I know the Pacers proved that they can play with the Heat, but you can’t overstate how important that game was for them. They lose Game 2 and the series is over. They win that game, they play so loose in Game 2 anything could happen. We all thought the Heat would beat them, but if they shut down Lebron with 2.2 seconds to go they would have had a great shot to upset.

This morning we are aiming to scare the living daylights out of you. We’re going to do it using photos from the world of sports. Believe it or not there is an abundance of scary photos from the world of sports.

Take for example the picture above – Old school hockey masks are scary as hell. Maybe it’s because of Halloween the movie, but their scary as hell.

Hit the jump to see some more scary photos from the world of sports…

Click on photo to read more about Boeheim’s Comments

Jim Boeheim sticking with his boy on this one. If I was going to rip the New York Knicks at this moment I would have an easy time pointing out J.R. Smith, Tyson Chandler, et. al. However, the first person I’d put on blast is Carmelo by the sheer principal he’s the star and leader of THAT team that performed THAT way vs. the Pacers.

The Press

Pogo Stick Backflip World Record [WithLeather]
6 Athletes Who Should Just Retire Already [Uncoached]
Another F-Bomb tirade from this spaztic Lingerie Football League Coach [TotalProSports]
Carl Crawford Picked up Chad Johnson’s Ex-Wife [TerezOwens]
Every MLB team will wear Camouflage on Memorial Day [SportsGrid]
Steve Tisch: Victor Cruz will ‘be a Giant’ [USAToday]
Gisele Bundchen in lingerie will remind you how lucky Tom Brady really is [GCeleb]
If you like big behinds look no further than Nicki Minaj at the Billboards [EgoTastic]

Of all the interviews on this list – of all five you will see – two from Monday and Tuesday and the two coming up on Thursday and Friday – this one has by far the best material in it. The only reason it’s three is because Mike is relatively tame throughout this highlight reel. For my money – the best part isn’t even Mike’s ‘I usually don’t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them’. The best part is about how he talks about crushing kids nuts. haha What.. the…f