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Shairy on Appraisal - Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai

2015-03-01T21:50:00.000+05:30

March is the Appraisal season in most of the Corporate offices, here is fun shairy on Appraisal.

This shairy on Appraisal is inspired by “Sarfarosh” movie's following songs -

Phool Khilte Hain, Baharon Ka Sama Hota Hain,
Aise Mausam Main Hi Toh Pyaar Jawan Hota Hain,
Dil Ki Baaton Ko Zubaan Se Nahin Kehte,
Yeh Fasana Toh Nigahon Se Bayan Hota Hain….

So, actual shairy on Appraisal is --

Boss To Employee…
Arz kiya hai……… ………
Kaam hote hain…………… …
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai……………. ……… .
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai…. ……..
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…………… …
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. …..

Employee to Boss
Arz kiya hai……… …..
Appraisal hote hain………
Disappointment ka sama hota hai… ….
Aise mausam mein hi to ATTRITION jawan hota hai…….
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte… ….
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai……..

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Test your General Knowledge !!!

2015-01-30T02:33:00.000+05:30

1. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of YAHOO?
Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle

2. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of ADIDAS?

ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports

3. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

Satellite Television Asian Region

4. What is expansion of "ICICI" in ICICI Bank?
Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India

5. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi being killed.

6. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?

Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla)

7. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.

8. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?

Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa

9. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?

South Korea

10. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war)

11. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

Geoffrey Boycott

12. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?

John Traicos

13. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country (other than Vatican
)?

Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..

14. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
Polo. The rule in 'Polo' is that one should use the right hand to stroke the ball. This rule was revised in 1975 for some safety measures.

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Poem on "TAJ MAHAL"By 3 different People

2015-01-01T19:29:00.000+05:30

Poem on "TAJMAHAL"By 3 different People...

1) BACHELOR: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon, Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI"..!!

2) LOVER: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Mumtaz mil gayi hai,Magar Shadi nahi KARTI"...

3) MARRIED: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon,Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI"...!!!

Rishta wahi.. Soch nayi..
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Allama Iqbal - Ghazal - Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehte kehte

2014-02-06T19:41:00.000+05:30

By Dr. Allama Iqbal ----

Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehte kehte,

Hichkicha Gaya Me khud ko Musalman kehte kehte,

Ye baat Nahi k Mujko Allah par Yaqeen Nahi,

Bas dar gaya khud ko sahib-e-imaan kehte kehte,

Tofeeq Na hui Mujhe ek waqt ki Namaz ki,

Aur Chup Ho Gaya Moazzin Azaan kehte kehte,

Kisi kafir Ne jo pocha k Ye kya Hai Maheena,

Sharm se pani Hath se gir gaya Ramazan kehte kehte,

Meri Almari me Gard se Ati kitab ka Jo poochha,

Mai Gaddh gaya Zameen me Quran kehte kehte,

Ye sun k chupki saadh Li "IQBAL" Us Ne,

Yun laga jaise ruk gaya wo mujhe Haiwaan kehte kehte..

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Best Fun Animation Sites

2014-01-22T03:03:00.000+05:30

Let the website load completely and then enjoy!!!

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Best Urdu Shairy

2013-12-31T20:55:00.000+05:30

کہتے ہیں عشق نام کےگذرے ہیں اک بزرگ

ہم لوگ بھی مرید اُسی سلسلے کے ہیں

Kehte Hai Ishq Naam Ke Guzre Hai Ik Buzurg,
Hum Log Bhi Mureed Usi Silsile Ke Hai!!!
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Jin Se Hum Chhoot Chale Ab Wo Jahan Kaise Hain
Shaakh-e-Gul Kaisi Hai Khushboo Ke Makan Kaise Hain
Aey Sabaa Tu To Udhar Hi Se Guzarti Ho Gi
Us Gali Mein Mere Qadmon Ke Nishan Kaise Hain..!!!!
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Kisi ko ghar se nikalte hi mil gayi manzil
Aur Koi hamari tarah, umar bhar safar mein raha
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Itna bhi karam unka, koi kam to nahi nai,
Gham deke wo punche hain, koi gham toh nahi hai.

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Best Urdu Shairy

2013-10-14T20:43:00.000+05:30

Shikwah nahi kisi se kisi se gila nahi,
Shayad wo aisi lakir hai jo mere haath main nahi.
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Mehnat se hi insaan bana leta hai Taqdeer,
Haatho ki lakeero me muqaddar nahi hote.
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Main Aap ke pyar me kuch aisa kar jaaunga,
Ban ke khushbu hawa me bikhar jaaunga.
Bhoolna chaho to saanso ko rok lena,
Saans loge to main Dil me utar jaaunga.
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Aaina toot bhi jaye toh koi baat nahin....
DiL na tootte kisi ka, yeh bikta nahin bazaroon main...

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Musalsal gham uthaane se ye behtar hai agar jaano,
Kinaara karne walo se Kinaara kar liya jaaye. "
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Kashti tera naseeb chamakdar kar diya,
Ispar ke thapedon ne uspar kar diya..!
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Chalo uss ka nahi, Allah ka ehsaan lete hai.
Wo minnat se nahi maana to mannat maan lete hai..
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Ashk ban kar wo meri chashm- e - tar me rehta hai,
Ajeeb shakhs hai paani ke ghar me rehta hai. "
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Chahna jis ko faqat uss ki ibaadat Karna,
Warna bekaar hai rishto ki tijaarat Karna.
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Dukh dard se is duniyan main koi azad nahi,
Gam itne uthaye hain ke Khushi yaad nahi..!
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Usne toda wo talluk jo meri zaat se tha,
Usko ranj na jane meri kis baat se tha,
Be-talluk raha logo ki tarah wo bhi,
Jo achi tarah waqif mere haalat se tha..!
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Yunhi mudkar na dekha hoga unhone,Kuch chahat to baki rahi hogi,
Bhale hi jee rahe honge kitne Sukoon se,
Tadpane ke liye humari bas ek yaad hi kafi hogi.

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Mohabbat ko samajhna hai agar toh dariya mein kuda kar ...
kyun ki kinare pe ukhudu bahetne se andaaz-e-toofan nahi hota..
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Maana ke tu haseen hai magar Iss qadar nahi,
Jitna ke mere deed ne tujh ko bana diya.
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Dar hai ke tu mujh se bichad na jaye kahin,
Zamana mujhko tanha dekhne ka talabgar bahut hai..
Tum se mile na they to Koi Aarzu na thi.
Dekha tumhe to tere talabgaar ho gaye. "
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Sawal Jawab Shairy - Wafa

2013-10-09T19:53:00.000+05:30

Iss Jaha me ehsaas - e - wafa dhundne walo,
Sehra me Kaha milte hai deewaaro ke saaye.

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Sahil pe khade rah kar faqat rait hi mili
Hum doobte to gauharo nayaab dekhte.

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Mat rakh hum se wafa ki ummid, humne hardam bewafayi hi payi hai,
Mat dhund mere jism pe zakhmon ke nishan, humne hardam dil pe hi chot khayi hai..!

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Hum ko unse hai wafa ki umeed,
Jo nahi jante wafa kya hai..!

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Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai..!

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Dost ko daulat ki nigaah se mat dekho. ,
Wafa karne waale dost aksar ghareeb hote hai....

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Yahi Bohat Hai Ke Qayam Rahe Wafa ka Bharam,
Koi Kisi Ka kab Huwa Hai Ummer Bhar Ke Liye..!

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Main manzil-e-wafa se guzarta chala gaya,
Raste ki thokaron se sawarta chala gaya.. !

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Ye hunar mujhe bhi sikha dena, zakham kha kar bhi muskura dena,
Jeete ji to nahi ye mumkin hai, bewafai teri bhula dena..!

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Main tanha tanha ansu bahane se bachgaya,
Ek bewafa ki baat main aane se bachgaya..!

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Wafa isko nahi kehte wafa kuch aur hoti hai,
Mobbat karne walon ki ada kuch aur hoti hai..!

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Sawal Jawab Shairy - Zindagi

2013-05-15T20:09:00.000+05:30

Dard se rishta hai mera khushi mere naseeb main nahi,
Koi humse bhi pyar kare itne hum khushnaseeb nahi..!
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Tum jise dekh lo peene ki Zaroorat kya hai,
Zindagi bhar jo rahe aisa nasha lagte ho.
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Main ne mehsoos kiya tum se baatein kar ke,
Tum zamaane me zamaane se juda lagte ho. "
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Gamon ko jo Hansi ke dhagon se si lete hain,
Zindagi main wo zinda-dili se jee lete hain,
Ashkon ka ye tohfa bhi khub mila hai,
Hum to ansuon ko bhi teri sogat samajh kar pi lete hain..!
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Taqdeer badal jati hai jab Zindagi ka ho Koi maqsad,
Warna Zindagi kat jati hai Taqdeer ko ilzaam detey dete. "
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Aansu ki bunde he ya aankhon main nami hai,
Na uper aasman hai na niche zami hai,
Ye kaisa mod he zindagi ka,
Aapki hi zarurat hai or aapki hi kami he..!
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Korey kaagaz ki tarah Zindagi apni thahri.
Koi likhta bhi nahi, Koi jalaata bhi nahi. "
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Samandar se keh do, apni mauje sambhaal ke rakkhe.
Yaha log hi kaafi hai Zindagi me toofaan lane ke liye.
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Top Bollywood dialogues

2013-01-30T02:44:00.000+05:30

Tera kya hoga kaliya - Sholay

Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain... - Silsila

Rishte me hum tumhare baap lagte hai, naam hai Shahenshah - Shahenshah

Tumhare paas kya hai? Mere paas Ma hai - Deewar

I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, because English is a funny language - Namak Halal

Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh... - Damini

Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahin degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge.-Mughal-E-Azam

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Main bachpan ko bula rahi thee, Bol uthi bitiya meri

2011-01-03T02:17:00.000+05:30

Main bachpan ko bula rahi thee, Bol uthi bitiya meri
Nandan-van si fool uthi, yeh chhoti si kutiya meri

Ma O! keh kar bula rahi thee, mitti kha kar aai thee
Kuchh moonh mein, kuchh liye haath mein, mujhe khilaane laai thee

Pulak rahe the ang, drigo mein, kautu-hal tha chhalak raha
Moonh par thee alh-laad laalima, vijay-garv tha jhalak raha

Maine poochha "yeh kya laai?", bol uthi weh "Maa kaao"
Hua prafullalit hriday khushi se, maine kaha "tum hi khaao

Paaya maine bachpan phir se, bachpan beti ban kar aaya
Uski manjul moorti dekh kar, mujh mein nav-jeevan aaya

Main bhi uske saath khelti hoon, tut-laati hoon
Mil kar uske saath, swayam main bhi bachchi ban jaati hoon

Jise khojti thee barso se, ab jaa kar usko paya
Bhaag gaya tha mujhe chhod kar, weh bachpan fir se aaya!

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Meaning of "Gar firdaus, ruhe zamin ast, hamin asto, hamin asto, hamin asto"

2009-08-20T23:21:00.002+05:30

Hello Uncle Cruise,

Could you please tell me what is the meaning of "Gar firdaus, ruhe zamin ast, hamin asto, hamin asto, hamin asto" ? I have heard these lines in Bollywood movies.

Shankar

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Shankar,

This is famous couplet written in Persian language to praise the beauty of Kashmir valley. The valley of Kashmir, in which Srinagar is located, is also referred to as being a heaven on earth.

The Mughal emperor Jahangir was so captivated by the beauty of this valley that he exclaimed -

"Gar firdaus, ruhe zamin ast, hamin asto, hamin asto, hamin asto" (If there is a heaven on earth, it's here, it's here, it's here).

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Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye

2009-08-17T09:54:00.000+05:30

mere Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai...

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

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India Independence Day: August 15

2009-08-14T17:03:00.000+05:30

Note: Please keep your speakers on for best effect!

62nd Independence day ....
Lets celebrate..

Jai Hind
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Swine Flu: What precautions should you take at home?

2009-08-13T22:43:00.002+05:30

Two things - soap and water can reduce the chance of infection by 30 per cent. All you need to do is keep washing your hand with soap and water frequently. Wash hands frequently with soap and water or use alcohol-based hand cleaner when soap and water are not available. Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth

Eat healthy: Proteins are essential to help your body maintain and build strength. Lean meat, poultry, fish, legumes, dairy, eggs, and nuts and seeds are good sources of protein.

The Food and Drug Administration recommends that adults eat 50 grams of protein per day. Pregnant and nursing women need more. By eating foods high in protein, we also get the benefit of other healing nutrients such as vitamins B6 and B12, both of which contribute to a healthy immune system.

Vitamin B6 is widely available in foods, including protein foods such as turkey and beans as well as potatoes, spinach, and enriched cereal grains. Proteins such as meats, milk, and fish also contain vitamin B12, a powerful immune booster.

Minerals such as selenium and zinc work to keep the immune system strong. These minerals are found in protein rich foods such as beans, nuts, meat, and poultry.

Exercise: Regular exercise may help prevent the flu. According to recent findings, when moderate exercise is repeated on a near daily basis, there is a cumulative immune-enhancing effect. That is, your strong immune system can fight flu better. When you exercise, your white blood cells -- the blood cells that fight infections in the body -- travel through your body more quickly, fighting bacteria and viruses (such as flu) more efficiently. To maintain good health, experts recommend at least 30 minutes of aerobic activity such as walking, swimming, biking, or running each day.

Source: Flu India website, CDC, WebMD

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Swine Flu: What are the symptoms?

2009-08-13T22:42:00.002+05:30

Swine flu symptoms are similar to the symptoms of regular flu and include fever of over 100.4°F, fatigue, lack of appetite, and cold. Some people with swine flu have also reported runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhoea. Nearly everyone with flu has at least two of these symptoms.

So, how do you know if you have flu or just cold?
There is one clue: when you have the flu, you feel flu symptoms sooner than you would cold symptoms, and they come on with much greater intensity. With the flu, you may feel very weak and fatigued for up to 2 or 3 weeks. You'll have muscle aches and periods of chills and sweats as fever comes and goes. You may also have a stuffy or runny nose, headache, and sore throat.

Can I compare flu symptoms with cold symptoms?
Yes. The following chart can help you compare flu symptoms with cold symptoms. Use it to lean the differences and similarities between flu and cold symptoms. Then, if you get flu symptoms, call your doctor and ask about an antiviral drug.

Symptoms	Cold	Flu
Fever	Rare	Characteristic, high 100-102 degrees F); lasts 3-4 days
Headache	Rare	Prominent
General aches, pains	Slight	Usual; often severe
Fatigue, Weakness	Quite mild	Can last up to 2-3 weeks
Extreme Exhaustion	Never	Early and prominent
Stuffy Nose	Common	Sometimes
Chest Discomfort,Cough	Mild to moderate; hacking cough	Common; can become severe

You cannot confirm if you have swine flu just based on your symptoms. Like seasonal flu, pandemic swine flu can cause neurologic symptoms in children. These events are rare, but, as cases associated with seasonal flu have shown, they can be very severe and often fatal.

Doctors may offer a rapid flu test, but what you need to understand is a negative result doesn't necessarily mean you don't have the flu. Only lab tests can definitively show whether you've got swine flu. State health departments can do these tests.

Source: WebMD

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Swine Flu: Do's and Don'ts

2009-08-13T22:41:00.000+05:30

Do's and Don'ts :-

• Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it.
• Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze.
• Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way.
• Avoid close contact with sick people.
• Follow public health advice regarding school closures, avoiding crowds and other social distancing measures.
• Stay at home till you recover from illness.

DON'T consume any medicine without consulting the Doctor.
Let us all follow the above mentioned necessary precautionary measures.
Generally, following Symptoms are observed in Swine Flu patients

• Fever
• Sore Throat
• Cough
• Body ache
• Headache
• Chills
• Fatigue
• Diarrhea
• Vomiting

Swine Flu is highly contagious disease. As a directive from Government authorities, anyone showing the symptoms should get himself/herself immediately checked.

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Thoughts from Man's Heart

2009-08-10T22:12:00.000+05:30

Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers..
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity..
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2

The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end,
the mourners wondering too where he is going.

Thought 3

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They
reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father
and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering
what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him
to divulge the secret and say something.. So he announced :

'Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life ....'
Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and
continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to
me.'

The whole audience including the priest started laughing .. .. . .
But not the poor Groom ! ! !

And now the Best one. . . .

Thought 4

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,
'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and
kill you..'

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him... The man
was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross
the road. Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still ! If you
take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.'

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. 'Who are you?'

'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered..

'Oh, yeah?' the man said 'And where the hell were you when I got married?

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Best Dialogues of Amitabh Bachchan

2009-08-08T00:33:00.001+05:30

Zanjeer

"Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai, is liye sidhi tahrah khade raho."

Deewar

"Sauda karna to aapko nahin aata, aap is building ke liye dus lakh bhi zyada maang lete, to bhi main kharid leta. Yeh building meri maa ke liye ek tohfa hai."

"Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akele sign nahin karoonga, main sabse pehle sign nahin karoonga. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha..ye.. Uske BAAD, us ke baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga."

"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah haqeeqat ki chattanon se takrakar toot jaate hain."

Trishul

"Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."

"Main paanch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai!"

"Jisne pachees saal se apni maa ko thoda thoda marte dekho ho, use maut se kya darana?"

"Aur aap, Mr R K Gupta, aap mere najayaz baap hai. Meri maa ko aap se chahe zillat aur beizzati ke siva kuch na mila ho, lekin main apni maa, usi Shanti ki taraf se aap ki saari daulat vapas lauta raha hoon. Aaj aap ke paas aap ki saari daulat sahi, sab kuch sahi, lekin maine aap se jyaada garib aaj tak nahin dekha. Good bye, Mr R K Gupta."

"You are right, Mr R K Gupta, yeh contract mujhi ko milegi. Aur haan, mere banaye hue colony mein agar aapko ghar chahiye, to taqalluf mat kijiyega, makaan aap ko mil jayega."

Sharabi

"Moochein ho to Nathulal jaise warna na ho."

"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai."

"Do aansoo is aankh se gire, phir do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, barah lakh ke aansoo? Daddy hote to kehte: Vijay, tumhe business karna nahi aata?"

Muqaddar Ka Sikander
"Govardhan seth, samundar mein tairne waale kuoon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain."

"Aur waise hi, main is ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log kahenge Sikandar ne apne ilake me usey mara."

Kaalia

"Waqt ki bisaat pe kismat ne jo mohre bichaaye the, unka rukh palat gaya."

"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai."

"Aap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai, jailer sahab, Kaalia ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha."

"Kallu se Kaalia ka safar shuru."

Shahenshah

"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah."

Coolie

"Bachpan se hain sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allah Rakha hai mere saath, baazu par hai saathsau chhiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peeta hoon, kaam karta hoon coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal."

"Jiske seene mein dil hi nahin, usse dil ka daura kya padega?"

Don

"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai."

Laawaris

"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

"Apun woh kutte ki dum hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, apun sidha nahin hota!"

Kala Pathar

“ Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it"

Chupke Chukpe

"Jis tarah gobhi ka phool, phool hokar nahi hota, waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota"

Namak Halal

"I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow."

Shakti

“Narang saab, yeh kaam koi bhi insaan akele kar sakta tha, basharte ki use bhi meri hi tarah yeh pata hona chahiye ke woh is duniya mein akela aaya hai aur akela hi jaayega, isliye agar usey kuch karna hai toh woh bhi akele hi karna hoga."

"Hamare desh mein kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hai."

Mard

"Jo mard hota hai, usey dard nahi hota."

Sholay
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"

"Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai, saala."

Silsila

"Main aur meri tanhaai -- aksar ye baatein karte hai...."

Kabhi Kabhie

"Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai."

Satte Pe Satta

"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai."

Agneepath

"Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, gaon Mandwa, umar chhattis saal..."

"Yeh telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai -- aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai aur karta kuch hai."

"Pagar badao... pandrasau rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega?"

Major Saab

"Don't mess with the army."

Sooryavansham

"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni jyoti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi jwala. Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko."

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Visualise your Goal - A true Story

2009-08-05T09:50:00.001+05:30

The Catalina Island is twenty-one miles away from the coast of California, and many people have taken the challenge to swim across it.

On July 4th 1952, Florence Chadwick stepped into the water off Catalina Island to swim across to the California coast. She started well and on course, but later fatigue set in, and the weather became cold.
She persisted, but fifteen hours later, numb and cold, she asked to be taken out of the water.

After she recovered, she was told that she had been pulled out only half a mile away from the coast. She commented that she could have made it, if the fog had not affected her vision and she would have just seen the land.
She promised that this would be the only time that she would ever quit.
She went back to her rigorous training. And two months later she swam that same channel. The same thing happened. The fatigue set in, and the fog obscured her view, but this time she swam with faith and vision of the land in her mind. She knew that somewhere behind the fog was land.
She succeeded and became the first woman to swim the Catalina Channel. She even broke the men’s record by two hours.

SUCCESS PRINCIPLES

When you set your goal, keep pressing on even when you are tired, physically and mentally, and even though there are many challenges ahead.
Keep the vision of your goal crystal clear before you and never, never, never… give up!
See the reaching, commit to it, and you will surely see your goal realized.

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Managing Directors are so rude (good joke)

2009-08-03T22:16:00.000+05:30

Does Management know their Staff?

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company
noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
"How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question,
he replied, none the less, "I earn 10000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed 30000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working,
not for standing around looking pretty!

Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,
"And that applies to everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man
I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"

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Management Decision - If Management has decided to screw you, there is no escap

2009-07-30T11:44:00.000+05:30

Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.

Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes..
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.

Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
'

'
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE..... :-

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Michael Jackson Death Photo - "OK" Weekly Magazine Paid $500,000

2009-07-28T22:45:00.000+05:30

"OK" Weekly Magazine which published from US, has Paid $500,000 For Michael Jackson Death Photo.

A knowledgeable source said British parent Northern & Shell paid the equivalent of roughly U.S. $500,000 for exclusive magazine rights to the photo in the U.S. and U.K.

ET has the exclusive last photo of Michael Jackson before his death.
Jackson passed away Thursday afternoon. He was 50.

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Be thankful for the difficult times

2009-07-27T23:10:00.000+05:30

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,

If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don't know something

For it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.

During those times you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations

Because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge

Because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes

They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary

Because it means you've made a difference.

It is easy to be thankful for the good things.

A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also

thankful for the setbacks.

GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive.

Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they

can become your blessings.

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Very Impressive Interview Questions and Answers

2009-07-22T20:31:00.000+05:30

Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"

Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Question 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"? People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. .........

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. .

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