Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-81246615434991372 2013-05-22T23:54:16-04:00 Disturbing, frightening, and completely real covers from romance novels TypePad UncleWaltersBadRomanceNovelCovershttp://feedburner.google.com Just checking. tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c0191026e8a94970c 2013-05-22T23:54:16-04:00 2013-05-22T23:52:41-04:00 Yep. Still there! Wild Heart -- Lori Brighton Uncle Walter

Wild Heart
Yep. Still there!

Wild Heart -- Lori Brighton

 http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2013/05/wild-heart-lori-brighton.html I got married to the widow next door, She's been married 2 times before, And every one was a George tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c01901c7004e7970b 2013-05-22T00:40:54-04:00 2013-05-22T00:40:54-04:00 She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam. I'm her 3rd old man, I'm George, George the 3rd I am! The Third George -- Jean Plaidy/Victoria Holt Uncle Walter

The Third George
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam. I'm her 3rd old man, I'm George, George the 3rd I am!

The Third George -- Jean Plaidy/Victoria Holt

 http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2013/05/the-third-george-jean-plaidy-aka-victoria-holt.html Cover Showdown: Who wore it worse? tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c0192aa24b9ae970d 2013-05-20T23:41:42-04:00 2013-05-21T22:27:53-04:00 Alert reader greenjeans1978 spotted a recycled cover. But not in the "Uncle Walter and The Wife have forgotten to put that cover in the used covers folder and posted it again" way. Rather in the "wait a darn minute here..." kind of way. So we're having a Cover Showdown! Which book wore it worse? Defiant Spitfire by Kay McMahon: Or Lord of the Night by Connie Mason: Vote now! Defiant Spitfire -- Kay McMahon Lord of the Night -- Connie Mason P.S. Apparently we've purchased "Lord of the Night" twice. This one is the Large Print, but we used the... Uncle Walter

Alert reader greenjeans1978 spotted a recycled cover. But not in the "Uncle Walter and The Wife have forgotten to put that cover in the used covers folder and posted it again" way. Rather in the "wait a darn minute here..." kind of way.

So we're having a Cover Showdown! Which book wore it worse? Defiant Spitfire by Kay McMahon:

Defiant spitfire
Or Lord of the Night by Connie Mason:

Lord of the Night
Vote now!

Defiant Spitfire -- Kay McMahon
Lord of the Night -- Connie Mason

P.S. Apparently we've purchased "Lord of the Night" twice. This one is the Large Print, but we used the "regular print" in our prior post.

 http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2013/05/defiant-spitfire-kay-mcmahon-lord-of-the-night-connie-mason.html This is... Extremely awkward. Really, really awkward. tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c019102547b52970c 2013-05-20T02:36:53-04:00 2013-05-20T02:36:53-04:00 Is your horse hugging me? Or did Pino just forget the rest of my body? He clearly forgot your spine. Jade -- Norah Hess Uncle Walter

Jade
Is your horse hugging me? Or did Pino just forget the rest of my body? He clearly forgot your spine.

Jade -- Norah Hess

 http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2013/05/jade-norah-hess.html Niche market: Bobble-headed sex dolls tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c0192aa1391b5970d 2013-05-19T00:08:30-04:00 2013-05-19T00:08:30-04:00 Niche of the niche: partially limbless bobble-headed sex dolls. They sold all of two. To the same guy. Literotica -- Lori Selke Uncle Walter

Literotica
Niche of the niche: partially limbless bobble-headed sex dolls. They sold all of two. To the same guy.

Literotica -- Lori Selke

 http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2013/05/literotica-lori-selke.html A romance novel cover is never a Spring. Get the idea out of your head now. tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c01901c4c5f37970b 2013-05-18T01:42:48-04:00 2013-05-18T01:41:57-04:00 Yellow tones will never make them look anything but jaundiced. Lord of the Night -- Connie Mason Uncle Walter

Lord of the Knight
Yellow tones will never make them look anything but jaundiced.

Lord of the Night -- Connie Mason

 http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2013/05/lord-of-the-night-connie-mason.html Sequestration has hit the Texas State Troopers especially hard tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c014e607db15e970c 2013-05-16T23:55:00-04:00 2013-05-16T22:45:41-04:00 The shirt budget was the first to go. Lone Star Surrender -- Lisa Renee Jones Uncle Walter

Lone star surrender

The shirt budget was the first to go.

Lone Star Surrender -- Lisa Renee Jones

 http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2013/05/lone-star-surrender-lisa-renee-jones.html Of course she's willing. When you're this deformed, you'll take what you can get! tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c01901c3c9e22970b 2013-05-16T03:54:55-04:00 2013-05-16T03:54:55-04:00 There is not a single part on her body that is properly proportioned. Not to mention that her neck is broken. The Lady Most Willing -- Julia Quinn, Eloisa James, Connie Brockway Uncle Walter

The Lady Most Willing
There is not a single part on her body that is properly proportioned. Not to mention that her neck is broken.

The Lady Most Willing -- Julia Quinn, Eloisa James, Connie Brockway

 http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2013/05/the-lady-most-willing-julia-quinn-eloisa-james-connie-brockway.html Some people have angels and devils on their shoulders. Me? I've got a wolf. tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c01901c2ff036970b 2013-05-15T00:19:35-04:00 2013-05-15T00:19:35-04:00 It occasionally growls. It's not very helpful. The Ravening -- Dawn Thompson Uncle Walter

Tne Ravening
It occasionally growls.

It's not very helpful.

The Ravening -- Dawn Thompson

 http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2013/05/the-ravening-dawn-thompson.html The ring, it chose you. Take it... place the ring on the lantern... tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a011168547078970c01901c262cd0970b 2013-05-14T00:46:45-04:00 2013-05-14T00:46:45-04:00 Place the ring, speak the oath... great honor... responsibility... fashion sense Jealousy & A Jewelled Proposition -- Yvonne Lindsay Uncle Walter

Jealousy & A Jewelled Proposition

Place the ring, speak the oath... great honor... responsibility... fashion sense

Jealousy & A Jewelled Proposition -- Yvonne Lindsay

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