Unfortunate Infection

Pro at work

2008-11-25T16:02:00.005+08:00

Lalala~

For those who think that I'm dead and celebrating.......you can tuck the cork back into the champagne bottle.

badluckz never dies.

Well......I don't feel like writing much now....but to show you I'm still alive and jumping....

My Most Basic Photo Realism

This is the original:
THIS is better.

Well.....
I'm not god. I'm just GOD-LIKE.

So long~~

Logo Vote!!!

2008-09-15T17:39:00.002+08:00

Ok guys...I need your precious opinions!!!!
Among the 3 blocks of picture above...which one do you like the most??

It's the logo for my portfolio website...Black Thesis Designs.
Well the link still leads to an empty page...and that's why I need your opinions!!!
(For those who do not understand Chinese......these pictures are manipulated from the Chinese word 'Black'.)

Your opinion is very much appreciated!!! I promise not to spread bad luck to you anymore!!!

Thx guys~~~

Me Birthday~~

2008-09-11T16:03:00.001+08:00

Happy Birthday badluckz!!!

Yay~~~ I'm one year older!!!

And thanks to my friends...who gave me a very special birthday surprise......

JELLY MOONCAKES for my birthday cake~~~
Aren't they just cute?
Aww......too bad you can't have any~~ Lalalala~~~

And guess what you do when you don't have candles? (Obviously people don't give candles together with mooncakes.....)
We use forks!!!!

Well it was creative until someone just had to suggest that they look like tombstones wtf. =.=

Well where are the presents? They're special too I tell ya.

Spongebob!!! YAY!!!!

And guess what comes with Spongebob??

Nop its not Patrick.

It's.........................

THE DUNG HAMMER!!!!!Well it looks just like a normal dung plushie.......but it's got a handle behind it.
And it makes a sort of 'boing' sound when you smash it on something!! Yes...even non elastic stuff like rocks!!! (Thanks to cx n yy for putting that magic in there lolz)

And there's another cool t-shirt!! I didn't take a pic of it.....coz I'm wearing it~~~~

And once again....

THANKS A LOT GUYS!!!!!

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Remember the scene in Jurassic Park 1? Where they get chased by a T-Rex? Well I didn't actually meet a T-Rex (or I would be dead) but something in this photo reminds me of that scene......

And guess what? I finally got myself a new domain name!!!! I won't be putting it up anywhere until I get everything sorted out(which is what I'm doing while writing this post).....or until I get a "Site Under Construction" splash page ready.
It should be easy...but I can't do anything as I left my precious pendrive sticking at the Admin PC at the Computer Lab wtf.

Oh well...some screenies of the invoices~~

Ah I forgot to black out the site name......oh well....it took me a great deal of time to decide on this name....after asking literally everyone that comes up to me in college. But you won't see anything much on it yet....until I say so~~~

Prepare for it.

Coming soon......

Blackthesis.

The Nipple Blaster Chronicles

2008-09-10T18:06:00.004+08:00

This.

Is the Nipple Blaster. Why? You might ask. WEll...let me tell you why....it's shaped like a nipple...and you drink from it like you would suck on a nipple like a baby!!! Ok that's harsh. We just call it that as it.......looks like a nipple~~

And here's how you use it:

And beware of it. This was what happened to this poor girl here......even after begging for her poor life.

From this..........

Into.....this.

Oh well....not much power anyway...I'M NOT SCARED OF ANY NIPPLE-NAMED-GUN!!!!

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It's been raining recently.
And...physics taught us some crap about the weather.....which I'm quite sure I don't know. Instead.....I made this during Physics~~~
Cute eh?

What else does Physics tells us? Well...one thing is for sure........

Anti-gravity DOES NOT HAPPEN by just merely waving your hands while "secretly" lifting you table with your legs. That is just not Anti-gravity for god's sake. There's another word for it.

It's called stupidity.

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TIME magazines. We get all those famous people's faces on the cover.

And here's what fun you could do with these seemingly dull (well I don't find it dull though...read more of it and it helps you get an A for General Paper!!) magazines.

Sad McCain.
Happy McCain!!
Sad Bill Gates.

Happy (and funny) Bill Gates!!

I don't know who this is.....But her name is Sarah. Sad Sarah.

Happy Sarah!!

Well that's all for now....stupid exam pressing hard on me wtf. And I've been breaking my head trying to think up a nice cool domain name...while getting blinded by Flash. Damn. Maybe I should get my face printed on magazines and make myself smile......as in "Happy badluckz!!"

No Appropriate Title Available

2008-09-05T15:29:00.003+08:00

It's just ~~3 days~~ 2days away from the 1st day of trials. And for some stupid reason.....I'm still spending my time at the computer lab.....meddling with flash. Wth is this?!!

Well it's not my initial intention to come here. Its so cold that I could barely move my fingers. Muscles all tightened up due to sitting for 3 hours....now reaching 4 omg. It was supposed to be 3...but why am I staying this extra hour? Well...to tell the truth.....I'm taking up duty for someone else....for no reason at all.

Lalalala~~ At least I manage to finish 6 Further Maths questions today. That's a VERY BIG improvement compared to usual times where I get stuck only after the 1st question.

Freezing......T-T

Stupid things I do in my life are countless...even though I just got throught about 15 years which I can recall of.

Zomg my fingers are purple!!!
20 more minutes and I'm outta here wtf.

2008 Revision (another blog reviving post)

2008-09-03T07:21:00.003+08:00

Great...due to a slow (well actually it was fast but it became slow after I decide to multi task) computer and great anxiety in finishing my 1st human model in Maya.....my blog is now dead. I stopped getting visitors.....stopped updating (for like almost 2 weeks?!) and above all...stopped generating stupid and meaningless online content.

Well maybe its a good thing that I stopped wasting online resources......but hey...it's my hobby and favorite past time!!

But there's nothing I can do about it.....exams are near wtf. And no way I'm staying a minute longer in this stupid place. I have better stuff to do....fight for my future....things like that you know.....and desperately need a change of environment. KL? Maybe...as long as I don't have to spend my time with any wildlife.

To think about it....I've set a few goals that I though I would've achieved by now....but......results are so not convincing.

1. Get a girlfriend.
2. Master Maya.
3. Finish off at least 2 or 3 programming languages...one of them being VB6.
4. Make a short animation clip using Maya.
5. Remind self to get a girlfriend.
6. Get all pimples away from face.
7. Get results good enough to end myself up in a decent university.
8. Make myself a website.
9. Try isolating myself.
10. Remind myself to remind myself to get a girlfriend.

And.....I've only completed erm.....none....?
1. Get a girlfriend. This is definitely out. Wait...I did finish 2 after all~~ I completed task no. 5 and 10~~~ Whooo~~~ But it's nothing worth celebrating about....since...oh well..you get my point.

2. Master Maya. Well obviously I haven't mastered it....or I would have completed no. 4 as well. I did manage to get a good foundation in Photoshop though~~ And as for no. 3.....master a few programming languages...including VB6...I did try!!! Honestly!!! Only until I got stuck in the OOP chapter in VB6.....besides that...I manage to get some basics in javascript and php....get a better hold of HTML and CSS........that's about it then wtf.

As for no. 6.......obviously I haven't completed it since I haven't cam whored for a long time. No. 7 and 8...still working on it~~ At least I was until I decided to take a start at head modelling in Maya...that's where the nightmare started. Now I've got so much stuff going on together on my hands that I can hardly decide which one's more important.

No. 9.....I'm not anti social like the cyborg guy or something...I still have friends!!! And I don't have any strange mental disorders....the reason it's on the list is just due to the fact that I decided I should have some personal space sometimes and stop being too (I mean extremely) friendly to people I don't know. That's how assholes of all sorts manage to slip into my everyday life and cause chaos. I'm still friendly though~~

That's about it I guess....nothing completed in the year 2008. Even if China manage to make a great success outta the Beijing 2008 Summer Olympic Games.....it really has nothing much to do with my everyday life. I'm not even a sportsman.

Well.....I would really like to upload pics and stuff.....but I really have too much shit on my hands for that. Now.....if you allow me...I have hair to model....and Physics to study.

Wish me luck~~
And get yourself some bad luck muahahahahaha!!!!!

The New Toilet Community

2008-08-27T15:07:00.002+08:00

This is what I will do...or at least imagine of doing if I am so damn rich like Richie Rich that I could spend my money like burning paper.

Firstly, I will buy a common terrace or semi-D house. But...on the inside....things will be different. Much MUCH different.

Inside, I will have a stadium. A big stadium....like China's bird nest. And all the seats of this stadium....will be made from nothing else than......TOILET SEATS!!!!

Yea...toilet seats. Lots and lotsa toilet seats. Imagine that. And not only that.....there will be only one door leading to this er.......toilet seat stadium. And it would be seamless when seen from the inside...so people won't be able to find the way out once entering.

Whenever someone visits me and asks to lend the toilet...I will lead them to this. They won't suspect a thing I tell ya. And once they step through the door......they would be awed and amazed by the thousands of rows of toilet seats. At this moment...I would then creep silently behind...and close the door.....locking it tight. Upon recovering from their shocked state...they would turn around.....and sadly.....find nothing except endless toilet seats and white walls.

They would then wander aimlessly among the rows and rows of toilet seats....looking for an exit they will never find. Not long after...hunger and thirst strikes. They would have no other choice but to resort to eating their own shit and drinking from the toilet bowls.

And I would keep on doing this every time someone plans to lend my toilet. And soon....people who get trapped inside would eventually increase and soon they would stumble upon each other. Some would pair up and marry....eventually forming a new community. And soon...they would start out they're own civilization (after figuring out how to start a fire of course....people nowadays couldn't figure out how to start a fire without lighters or matches...needless to say from smoothly polished toilet seats).....they would have houses....then towns....cities.....and all kinds of infrastructure that a community needs. Even cars buses and taxis....monorails and trains....cruisers...and the sort.

And most importantly...they would have supermarkets and shopping malls!!!
Then...anytime I crave for eating McD of KFC....or anything...I would just open up the door leading to my toilet....and get them from the civilization in my stadium sized toilet.

Cool!!!

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This is what you get after spending endless lifeless days making live with the computer and books. All of this is fictionous and I wrote this out of a sense of idiotic humour.......so please don't think I'm psycho or whatever. I'm just your average college kid next door.

The Prom Post (part 1)

2008-08-21T08:08:00.004+08:00

So ladies and gentlemen~~
Here is the long awaited post for the Disted Annual Prom~~

Well.....not much pics....but....what do you expect when you don't bring your own camera to events like this? But then there would be too much unnecessary pics if I brought my own camera then......

THE PROM!!!!

Everyone looked....erm.....special that night~~

Even bla pit the monkeys at Nottingham and came back~~

All the setting was grand. Very VERY grand. Look at the dessert stand.....they glow!!!!!

~~Bird's eye~~ Human eye's view

And the stupid games that girls just LOVE to play. Feet huddle!!!! And this time....with exclusive pics....of their expressions while playing this stupid game!!!!

Some are calm and happy...enjoying the warm snuggle of shoes rubbing against shoes.....aww......

While the others......FIGHTING for a place to squeeze their foot in.Poor feet. They're used for walking...not to snuggle them together and take pics of them. Oh well.....

There are some more pics that I wanted to post...but haven't got my hands on them yet.....well...stay tuned for more~~

Angry Jacket Monster!!!

2008-08-18T17:41:00.002+08:00

Never mess with a green apple-patterned jacket lying on the table...or just anywhere.
This is what I got when I tried to prod it....stare of death wtf!!!!!

What am I doing posting stuff like that...when I'm supposed to post Prom pics!!!!!! Oh well....I think I should post my 1st flash header I made for my portfolio.....after I find a good host wtf.

That's all for now I guess.....short post with stupid pic.

Kung Fu Elephant

2008-08-14T17:41:00.004+08:00

It was Wei Theng's birthday yesterday. And we celebrate it today. Ok....before I start of with my crap.....

~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEI THENG~~

Now the crap starts. 1st of all.....I find that dear mx has hidden kung fu wtf. It so happens when I went near her while she was chewing off a part off the chocolate cake we got for Wei Theng.

And....WHOOOSH!!!!

Get away from me cake!!!!!

After pandas...now elephants decided to protect themselves from big bad badluckz. Damn. Thank god I was fast enough...or who knows what might happen to me....from those gigantic arms.....

WTF IS THIS??!! Animals are now into self-defense??!

And finally.......I have come up with a name for my portfolio!!!! Behold.....

Doubt Designs!!!!

Alright...I admit it sounds kinda strange...but oh well......do tell me if you have better suggestions.

That's all for today I guess......and I'm so damn free now since I'm taking a break from accepting new assignments.....exam season wtf....

P.S: Check out my new scrolling title~~~

Pasta day again!!!

2008-08-13T17:47:00.004+08:00

It was supposed to be a studying day. But we just have to spend 2 hours crapping at GP. But it was enjoyable really. And I found someone capable of inheriting my extremely pointless jokes smoothly. Ms YY~~

Ok...so here's what happened at Pastamania. After our last visit....now we are back....with BACKUP!!!!! Our last visit ended up with me being stuffed and Fi and Elin gaining some weight.....after stupidly ordering a four-person combo set when we just have 3 people.

Preliminaries:
After telling them about our PizzaHut story.....yy said she loved cheese. Well who doesn't? So she decided to have a quick taste before the food even arrived.

She pours some grated cheese on her hand. And poured too much...........

And acts innocent wtf.....
Mx decides she would like some as well. Whee~~~
But then......remembers her elephant problem and....guess what? Pours it back into the container. Now I know why my mum says outside food aren't hygienic.

Time to order~~
And this time.......we got smarter(after eating some Smarties)!!! We decided to save money and not to order stupid combos. And here's what I got.....a pizza folded into the shape of a currypuff. Reminds me of....Malaysia.....=.=

And mx just had to include my specs in the photo. Since when does currypuff shaped pizzas face sight problems? Or she's just practicing her sales technique for her future career...an optometrist.

Yy's pizza....which is the same as mine.....but well......just flat. She took a bite already wtf. Can't blame her though...she's too damn skinny......

And after eating.....we went off exploring on our own. Yy wanted to buy flowers to decorate our head for the prom. And we spent an hour wandering around....as she wouldn't give in to my suggestion to use those fake flowers that you always find on a hotel receptionist's counter. Oh well.....of course we couldn't find any in Gurney. They don't just grow on trees wtf. They're fake.

So....pizzas anyone? I should stop eating so much pasta for god's sake...I'd get fat.

Beware...pizza kills.

SpongeBob SquarePants!!!

2008-08-12T16:37:00.003+08:00

What do you do to release stress? Draw? Sing? Fishing? Play games? Have a walk in the park?

Well.....wanna know what I do when I face stress?? I watch Spongebob!!!!!

Most of you are Spongebob fans...I know. Who doesn't love a yellow sponge that hangs out with a dimwitted starfish....under the sea?

But....things would be so much better if you have a faster pc...or a working DVD player. Fucked up players DO NOT release stress.....they fucking give you more stress....as what I'm having now while writing this. Damn I need a new PC.

But hey.....Spongebob is still funny~~~
That's the greatness of Spongebob movies. You can still laugh at the extreme stupidity humour while you're fuming mad. And to make things worst...my mum's nagging me!! WTFH!!!! So much for spongebob today.

Among all the other things....nagging of parents are the main reason that add to my stress-ness.......beside asshole problems and others.......(including the bitch which is fucking calling me every night).

Exams are near. Soon....like it or not I'll have to leave everything...yes everything......whether I like it or not.....assholes or lovers..........all behind me...and move on with my life. Where would I head to? God knows. What would I be up to? I haven't planned that yet thanks for asking. But one thing is for sure.....

Spongebob forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucked up results wtf

2008-08-11T17:41:00.002+08:00

ACE. That's me results. Sounds good? Think again.

General Paper - A
Mathematics - C
Physics - E

Hell. Now I have to retake my Maths and Physics wtf. Which means a lot more crappier results in Physics....as not only did I forgot the basics of AS Physics....and faded through my A2 Physics lectures as well. Note that I don't sleep through it....I never sleep in class.

And yet....I somehow got the mood to go jogging early in the morning. Mx said it's good to inhale the morning air in Botanical Gardens. But somehow I smelt the grand fragrance of monkey poo throughout my walk.

Monkey poo = Fresh air?

And our cute little mx.....having finished our first round through the park....she suggested (yes...she suggested) we go have breakfast. And since I was gonna pay a visit to my stupid high school afterwards, we settled for some kopitiam in Itam.

Upon reaching that kopitiam....dear little mx claimed that she was full and on a diet wtf.

Lesson learnt #1:
NEVER TRUST A GIRL WHEN SHE SUGGESTS TO HAVE BREAKFAST.

Well that's alright....since her hand looks like an elephant's anyway. No offense though....I love elephants~~

And anyway...after sitting beside the DUCK DRUMSTICK MEE SUAH stall for a few moments....she gave in and decided to have just a small bowl.

Lessont learnt #2:
NEVER TRUST A GIRL TO HOLD ON TO HER DIET PLAN WHEN THERE ARE GREAT FOOD NEAR HER.

Oh well. That would avoid people thinking that I'm torturing her and not letting her eat wtf.

And we went to CLHS......bla bla bla......boring fucked up place so nothing much to write about.....just met some of me old good friends and crapped. My hair is still the longest among them all~~ Cool~~

Alright. Now I'm bored of writing. That's all for now.......since I'm supposed to be emo as prom approaches. Hell I still don't know how I'm gonna set my hair. Suggestions anyone?

One thing's for sure...no way I'm gonna try out stupid awkward hairstyles nor dye my hair.
I'm no anime-cosplay-freak.

我的世界

2008-08-07T07:57:00.002+08:00

进入我的世界
一个只有黑夜
没有白天得世界
稍有的光亮
往往躲不过黑暗的吞噬
短暂的快乐
只是象征着夜晚的到来

独自在暗中哽咽
往肚里吞的泪水
而唯一站在身旁
提供安慰和力量的
是孤单和寂寞
毕竟
又有谁会注意到
一个在黑暗中哭泣的影子呢？

欢迎来到我的世界
享受黑暗的拥抱
抛弃你的情感
建立你的自信
希望走出黑暗的那天
摆在众人眼前的
不再是个无人在乎的影子

Teeeeh TaRiiikK!!

2008-08-06T18:24:00.004+08:00

Guess what do you get when you cross a cartoonish girl with a cup of teh tarik?

Another animated GIF!!!! And this time....I finally discovered how to post animated graphics in my blog!!! Photobucket!!

So here's what it looks like......

After eating Roti BOMB....never get too carried away......even if you feel superior after eating down some explosives. You might be bomb-proof...but you're still not camera-proof.

And here's the story.

These two girls...cx n yy...are astonished by someone's car who was parked in the center of the road in front of the library. Having experienced with situations like this....yy decided to teach to the 'brainless' driver a lesson.

Taking up the car's back wiper!!!!

[This was practically done on a ninja and a maths professor. Using his ninja sense....the ninja found out...while the super-power-less maths professor noticed nothing and drove off with his wiper up all the way home. Poor guy....and evil ninja wtf]

Having punished the reckless driver.....these girls decided that was not enough. Some proof was needed for publicity. So they decided to take a photo of that wiper-up vehicle.
But....punishments are not easy. While posing for a shot....the driver came out.....and said...

"Erm...excuse me...........(and upon seeing his wiper was up) Hey!! What you doing??!!"

These two girls ran like hell. Wtf.

And...to release some stress after being scolded.....they decided to eat some explosives for revenge. And hence.....the story continues above.
Damn I'm lazy to type everything out. I should be spending time on my portfolio thingy instead of doing these kinda stuff. Oh well...main idea is....Mr. Douglas took us out for a snack in yy's car. This is the 1st time I hang out with these guys alone and such interesting stuff happens. Guess what would be happening next.

Bombs might go off in their stomachs wtf.

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Some stuff I wanna groan about without starting off a new post:
WTF is wrong with the internet??!! I was trying to get a new name for my design portfolio...and after looking up dozens of nice name i came up with on Google....none matched. Shit. And guess what?

Typing out random words would also get you design firms with such names wtf?!

Damn the internet is so damn flooded.

The -ass suffix

2008-08-05T14:04:00.001+08:00

The following are the common uses of the -ass suffix.

fatass
To regard to someone who is fat in a friendly way.

smartass
To regard to some brilliant individual who has good grades and is smart.

singingass
Regarding someone who thinks he/she can sing well....and sings aloud in public irregardless of what people around them might think.

WTFass
Referring to someone who spits out the phrase/word "wtf" as a habit.

ninja-ass
Used on individuals who think they are ninjas....or pretend to be one.

Vaderass
Commonly referred to people who makes Darth Vader mimics about a set period of time. Common phrases or sentences used are as follows:
[*qherk* I am Ur Fatha!!! *qherk*]
[Come to dee Dhark Side!!! *qherk*]

Shiingass
Individuals who emits constant *shiing* sounds to annoy ninja-asses(refer to ninja-ass).

SWTass
Frequently used on individuals who say "Sweeat!!" whenever they encounter something stupid.

stupidass
Someone who is stupid

skinnyass
To regard to someone who is skinny in a friendly manner.

retarded ass
Refers to individuals who try to be funny in some sort of stupid way, eg. jumping off the 3rd floor for a joke.

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Misc.
ass
1. A donkey.
2. Individual's butt.

asshole
Someone extremely worth beating up. Note that this is often used to refer to people in a non-friendly manner.

asswipe
Commonly refering to stuff you get when wiping your ass after you poop. Used to insult people on special occassions.

For any other uses of the -ass suffix that are not listed here...please kindly drop me a message and I will add it up.

Che~~~se!!

2008-08-01T16:29:00.003+08:00

It's Friday!!! Which means......it's "~~Italian Food Day~~" wtf.

Being broke...no way we're going back to Pastamania again now.....especially since I had only RM6 left in my pocket. (I've decided the best way of saving money is to keep it safe and sound at a place where I can't see nor reach it. Nop....not even spare money is allowed.)

Being that.....we decided to go to......

Sunrise........................................Tower!!!!

This sunrise pic was taken this morning.....since the sun looked kinda sexy today. (Sun fetish wtf?!)

After the usual half an hour what-we-gonna-eat discussion.....Fi insisted we go Pizza Hut instead of the much more cheaper McD......since it's Italian Food Day.

And guess what? Not only is it Italian Food Day....it's Cheeeese Day as well.

What do people do on Cheese Day you ask?
Well...besides emptying a whole can of grated cheese onto they're food.....nothing much. And here's our custom way of celebrating Cheese Day.

Thick Cheese-topped pizzas.

Shouldn't be long before any one of us achieves a Ninja style body size like Mr. Luke. I mean.....it's possible when you spend a whole canister of grated cheese on just your lunch. Here's what the cheese shaker looked like after we asked the waiter for a refill....which was filled to the rim. And mind.....it also looked like this before we started our cheese frenzy. Which means we gobbled down a full can wtf.

And now.....it's 4.45pm. And Fi said she was still full. I still feel quite "satisfied" myself. Wtf. And now the Pizza Hut waiter should be wondering whether he did gave us a refill. And maybe...we might be the main reason if Pizza Hut decides to limit the amount of grated cheese each customer is entitled to in the future. Sorry cheese lovers around the world...if we really happen to make this happen. We cheese monsters apologize.

Well.....hope that those cheese were fine. I sure wouldn't want to spend the rest of the day sitting on the toilet bowl having a serious case of diarrhea.

So long for now~~
Cheese~~

1st GIF!!! And some blog templates

2008-07-31T09:31:00.004+08:00

So here's what I'm up to recently...

Blogger templates!!!!

Anyone want em?

Pink Lace

Pink Splatter

For some reason...got attracted to pink lately lolz......

And stupid blogger doesn't support animated GIFs to be uploaded...so guess I would have to post it on my soon to be done portfolio....

Well....not much else to write anyway.....

So...bye~~

Mr. Luke

2008-07-29T16:51:00.004+08:00

Meet Luke.

He's just the average-looking guy who sits beside you in Further Maths class.

But....did you know.....?

Mr. Luke has a secret identity.

During the daytime......

....he looks just normal.
Normal happy smile...not quite normal face that turns red occasionally.....and normal flabs.

But!!!!

When night falls......

Mr Luke becomes a ninja!!!!

Holy shit!!!! A NINJA!!!!!

He is cool. He has a cool sword that goes SHIING every time he pulls it out of its sheath.

Mr. Luke.
A bit more about him?? Here you go.

Profile:
Name: Luke SkySwimmer
Age: 200
Sex: Male
Status: Extremely annoyed.
Location: In the 3 pictures above.
Contact: Dial N-I-N-J-A.

For more information....you can find him directly in his dreams. Most probable location.....jumping from roof to roof.

Shiing.

Chopper Bored

2008-07-25T13:16:00.002+08:00

Lunch at Chopper Board!! Rawrz!!!

It's been a long time since we've been there. Miss the tall buff waiter...miss the reflective window panes that make people looking from outside think they are mirrors...while people on the other side get awed by what wonders people could do in front of mirrors....and of course...miss the food!! The familiar set 4~~

And after all the excitement and pointless jokes (Hey...Douglas is quite skilled at cold joking as well!!)....now I'm back to my old lifeless self at the PC lab.

2 guys playing DotA beside me....and that annoying and irritating hiccup-sound-making machine hovering behind them...while crunching away on his god damn Twisties and making that accursed hiccup sound. Hell........now he touched me with his dirty hand!!! Fucked up machine. Why doesn't someone send him for service? Or at least beat the crap outta it.

Wait...there's a new hypothesis....Twisties make people generate hiccuping sounds and act like nerdy assholes!!!! Hell I'm staying so far away from those little corn snacks from now on.

And....what's more...I suspect the guy behind me is reading chinese sex stories wtf.....what is wrong with these people?? Don't they know that the college lab is not meant to be abused to search for eroctic materials?? And when he sense me turning around....he quickly switches back to some stupid Flash game he "was" playing.

Disgusting thought : He might be having an orgasm behind me right now and.........shit.

Oh well......changing places now.....so much for this post.

Spectre

2008-07-24T18:18:00.003+08:00

New graphic update!!!!

Something evil......Spectre with spikes!!!! MuAhaHaHahA!!!!!

And maybe you have all noticed the kickass subscribe button on the top of the sidebar.
Now you can get infections on the go!! Please do subscribe to my posts if you find my works nice or my posts interesting.....please?? Not that I get anything out of it.....just that I feel good about people subscribing to stuff I made. ^^V

Besides.....I've added a donation button too...although it seems kinda weird and unmatched...but no worries...I'll be working on it as soon as I finish a new clock...and the various headers that I said I would do for people. Don't rush me!!

And another kind note to you guys out there who like to mess with your blog templates....

If your background image is integrated into you header or posts images....DO NOT put the image at the body part of you CSS. Put it at the outer-wrapper instead. Just like mine....

And if you don't like your blog elements to get squashed to one side of the screen when viewed with a wide screen monitor or laptop....include the <CENTER> and </CENTER> tags right after the <BODY> tag and right before the </BODY> tag respectively.

Okay...that's all for today then.

Sayonara~~

Stupid Games

2008-07-23T15:55:00.002+08:00

It's been quite some time since I last played any real games. Now that I picked up all those cool looking action FPS games....I'm pissed off.

One of the games I downloaded.....

Soul Reaver 2. Sounds cool. But wtf??? I can't skip the movie cut scenes???!!!! Why would someone develop a game which doesn't allow players to skip through the cut scenes?? If I wished to watch a movie...I could've just bought a DVD or something. Hell.

Another game? Splinter Cell. I haven't even gotten into this one. there are 3 parts....500mb each. And ONE OF THE PARTS IS CORRUPTED!!!! What the hell.....no one to blame that on...=.=
And to think that I stupidly spent like 3days re-downloading it.

So....games are distracting. Note to all people:

If you are thinking of becoming a professional gamer as your future career....my advice...to go learn programming and develop your own games instead.

Great...now I sound like an old geezer.

Massive Template Makeover!!!

2008-07-22T17:49:00.002+08:00

Here's a stupid question:

Notice anything new about my blog?

Well if you don't....go jump out a window or something.
New template guys!!!!! WRAWR!!!!! Cool right? RiGht??

Ahh....I'm so into spikes now~~

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Today...I' feel generous....so I'm gonna post a story about three little piglets.

Once upon a time, there were three little piglets. One was called Pi, the second one called Zz, and another called A.

Together, they were none but the almighty......

PiZzA!!!!

One day, Pi felt hungry and realized in horror that....THEY WERE OUT OF FOOD!!!! And to make matters worse.....the supermarket was located next door!!

"Holy shit!" said Pi. "If I were to walk to the supermarket just to buy some food.....I would be stupid!! No way I'm gonna risk my life just to get food?! It's like....10 steps!!!! God knows what misfortune might come upon me in those 10 MASSIVE steps!!!"

And so......poor Pi had no choice but to starve to death.

Meanwhile....
Zz who was sleeping (you can't blame someone with a name like that for having sleeping as a hobby) came across the death of his brother.

"Good grieve!!" he said. "What has happened to you my dear brother? Who would fetch me food from the fridge now since you're gone?!" And upon saying that....Zz dropped dead.

Poor A is now an orphan. "OMFG!! My brothers!!!!"

Suddenly...he felt hungry. Facing the dangerous path in front of him to the supermarket....A made a tough decision. He would have no choice but to resort to....CANNIBALISM!!!!

As tough as it would be....A had no choice. Suppressing his pain and tears....he put his dead brothers together...and thus...the ALMIGHTY PiZzA showed up!!!

And A ate PiZzA. Not long after that.....A joined his brothers in a silent death. Cause of death? Food poisoning.

LESSON LEARNT : NEVER EAT DEAD PORK.

That's all for today kids!! And remember....never eat dead pork....even though they sound like pizza!!!!

Portfolio In Progress

2008-07-21T13:31:00.002+08:00

Okay guys....I think I really need a portfolio.......whenever I offer to do some graphics for someone.....they ask me for samples. So....it would be a great idea to make a portfolio to assemble all my stuff.....and test my programming skills while I'm at it!!

So here's what I've come up with:

Tell me what you think about it??

P.S.: Anyone need any sort of graphics....do tell me!!!!

Prom woes edited

2008-07-17T08:05:00.005+08:00

Fine...these is the new edited list......=.='

1. Prom sounds like porn.

2. There are DEFINITELY no strawberry flavored pizzas offered.

3. I wanna buy a PSP. It's coolly badass.

4. I saw a COSPLAY freak's name on the list. I mean.....even these people go to proms??? There sure are dicks out there......

5. Erm.....mooning anyone?

6. The banner is still unbalanced.

7. We still don't get gold chunks.

8. I still don't have a date.

9. Lazy to type anymore. Just refer to my last post wtf.

Since my parents offered to sponsor my prom clothes.......fine......but it still is a great waste of cash.

In the meantime......anyone that wanna run a petition about the reasons to not going to proms.....do feel free to tell me.