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<title>The Pen Fallacy</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[The Pen Fallacy is the first episode of the Tales of the Stopped Clock. Check out the video of our live performance, as well as the studio version that you can listen to while browsing through the comic strip below. Be patient, the comic strip takes a short while to load and requires a Flash plugin.We’ll be back in two weeks with Episode 2, Citizen Grave.<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Citizen Grave</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Citizen Grave is the second episode of the Tales of the Stopped Clock.<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>iTélé Interview (Bonus Episode)</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Uniform Motion Pictures is supposed to be like an internet TV series, so we were totally and utterly surprised when Christophe Beaugrand from Canal Plus asked us for an interview.Here's the video!<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Rain and Soil</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[We're really sorry about the delay in releasing episode 3, Rain &amp; Soil, but here it is! Complaints can be sent to <a href="mailto:detention@fabriq.net">detention@fabriq.net</a>.And following popular demand, MP3's of the songs <a title="purchase uniform motion pictures mp3s" href="http://www.uniform-motion-pictures.com/capitalism.html">can be purchased here</a>.<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Cast Iron</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Sorry we're late. Again.<br>This is our fourth episode, Cast Iron.<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>The Fathers of our Homeland</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Well, we're late again. But here it is, Episode 5. Everyone's on holiday. It's getting kind of lonely on this website, which is why we've decided to take a little break.

We'll be back in September!

In the meantime, enjoy the summer. Don't eat too much, put on your sunscreen, suntan lotion, or whatever you call it, and be happy!<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Falling of Trees</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Welcome back folks. This is our 6th Episode and it's called Falling of Trees. It was supposed to be called Falling Off Trees but we thought we'd let the trees suffer instead.

We'd like to welcome Anthony to the team, who has replaced Soline while she is away working on blockbuster movie sets in Paris.

And a warm welcome to Fabien on the bass, and J-C on the drums!!! These two fools will be hanging around for a while! 

We also have some cool news that we'll be announcing pretty soon.

Enjoy. We hope you like the new design of the website. (design by the hugely overrated Reuno)<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>First Gig</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Uniform Motion Pictures has won the Remix '08 contest on 
<a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://www.cqfd.com/">http://www.cqfd.com</a> and will be playing at <a href="http://www.apple-expo.com">Apple Expo</a>, Porte de 
Versailles, Paris 20th September at 18:15&#160;We're also proud to announce that Rain &amp; Soil has been selected for a 
Compilation on <a href="http://www.yawam.info/compilation_2.php">Yawam</a>.<img src="http://www.uniform-motion-pictures.com/Images/img_annonce_appleExpo.png" /><br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Earthly Diamond</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ladies and Gentlemen, Turtles and Seahorses, this is episode 7.<br><br>We're a bit late with episode 7 since we had to travel up to Paris for a gig at Apple Expo, and needed to rehearse intensively. So this is a video of us getting ready for the gig.<br><br>The song in the background is called Earthly Diamond.<br><br>Enjoy!<br><br>And if you're in the Toulouse area, come and see us play at <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thepetitlondon">The Petit London</a> 10 October at around 9pm.<br><br>Special thanks to Lucille for the video<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Live at the Maroquinerie, Paris</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[We are pleased to announce that we will be playing at the <a href="http://www.lamaroquinerie.fr/">Maroquinerie</a> in Paris, Thursday 16th October.<br>This event is sponsored by les Inrockuptibles and is called the Inrocks Indie Club. Other bands playing are <a href="http://www.myspace.com/islands">Islands</a> from Canada, and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thisisalphabeat">Alphabeat</a> from Denmark.<br><br>For those of you who can't make it, here's a video of Earthly Diamond as performed at Apple Expo last month.<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Selling Pictures</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ Ladies and Gents, 

This is the penultimate episode, and it's called Selling Pictures.
The footage in the video is from our trip to Paris where we were lucky enough to play at La Maroquinerie opening for Alphabeat and Islands at the Inrocks Indie Club show.

The appropriately named Selling Pictures is actually not about selling anything in particular at all, but we would still like to remind you we'll be manufacturing a CD/DVD/Mediabook just in time for Christmas!  Just in case you've forgotten, or were unaware of our vile and mercantile ways, the CD will contain all the songs from the series, and a couple of bonus tracks; the DVD will include all the videos, and photos from the CDM sessions and gigs; and the book will be comprised of all the lovely comics strips, credits and lyrics. And you can order yours right here:      





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If you are unfamiliar with Paypal, or feel uncomfortable transferring funds electronically, other means can be arranged. Cheques, magic beans, beef, human body parts (excluding incomplete sets of fingers and toes, and noses with too much nasal hair), traveler's cheques, red wine and used Red Dwarf VHS tapes are all welcome!  
Please send much needed currency to the address indicated on the contact page. 


Mesdames et Messieurs (et oui, nous cédons à la pression immense des anglo-intolérants !)

Ceci est l'avant dernier episode, et il s'appelle Selling Pictures (qui pourrait se traduire par 'Photos à vendre') Les images de la vidéo sont tirées de notre voyage à Paris, où nous avons eu la chance de jouer à la Maroquinerie en première partie de Alphabeat et Islands lors de l'Inrocks Indie Club. 

Même si Selling Pictures ne parle de la vente de rien en particulier, nous aimerions quand même en profiter pour vous rappeler que nous allons sortir un CD/DVD/Livre juste à temps pour les fêtes ! 
Au cas où vous l'auriez oublié, ou que vous ne seriez pas au courant de l'aspect vil et commercial de notre projet, le CD contiendra toutes les chansons de la série, et quelques morceaux supplémentaires ; le DVD sera composé de toutes les vidéos et les photos des sessions CDM et les concerts ; et le livre comprendra toutes les jolies bandes dessinées, les crédits et les paroles. Et vous pouvez commander votre exemplaire ici  




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 Si vous n'êtes pas familier avec Paypal, ou si vous n'êtes pas à l'aise avec l'idée de transférer des fonds électroniquement, d'autres moyens sont possibles. Les chèques, les haricots magiques, le boeuf, des organes humains (à l'exclusion d'ensemble incomplet de doigts, et de nez contenant trop de poils), les traveler's cheques, le vin rouge, et les vieilles cassettes de Goldorak sont les bienvenus. Merci d'envoyer les fonds nécessaires à notre survie à l'adresse indiquée dans la page contact.





<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Rocking on Wednesday</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ladies and Gents, Squirrels and Toads, 

Uniform Motion Pictures is pleased to announce we will be playing an internet-television gig at Le Saint des Seins (Toulouse), organised by Les Mercredis Rock, Wednesday 19th November at 8:30pm.
Whether you join us remotely online, or bless us with your presence at the venue, it's free. 

Subscribe <a href="http://lesmercredisrock.com/">here</a> if you dare.  

We'll be playing a private show in Toulouse Saturday 22nd November. If you think you should have been invited and haven't received the RSVP card, then drop us a note.  



Mesdames et Messieurs, Ecureuils, et Crapauds,  

Uniforme Meaucheune Piquetures est ravi d'annoncer que nous ferons un concert télévisé-internet au Saint des Seins (Toulouse), organisé par Les Mercredis Rock, le 19 novembre à 20:30.
Que vous nous rejoigniez en ligne, ou sur place, c'est gratuit.  

Inscrivez-vous  <a href="http://lesmercredisrock.com/">ici</a> si vous êtes cap' !  

Nous faisons un concert privé le samedi 22 novembre à Toulouse. Si vous pensez que vous auriez dû être invité(e), contactez-nous.  

<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Such a shame</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Winter is almost here (unintentional understatement) and we at Uniform Motion Pictures have been getting rather lazy. Since we couldn't find the energy to shoot one last live performance before the end of the year, we decided to find some replacement musicians to do it for us. We were unable to find enough creative energy to compose a new song either, so we stole one from the eighties. We couldn't be bothered to draw any comic strips so we just went and found some interesting characters to do that for us as well. Stay tuned, one last episode coming in a week or so. 



L'hiver approche (euphémisme involontaire) et nous autres chez Uniform Motion Pictures devenons de plus en plus fainéants. Etant donné que nous n'avons pas pu trouver assez d'énergie pour faire un dernier live avant la fin de l'année, nous avons décidé de chercher des musiciens pour nous remplacer. N'ayant pas assez d'énergie créative pour écrire une nouvelle chanson, nous en avons volé une dans les années quatre-vingt. Nous n'avons même pas eu le courage de faire une bande dessinée, préférant engager quelques personnages, un peu particuliers, pour le faire à notre place. 

Restez en ligne, un dernier épisode sera publié d'ici une semaine ou deux. <br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Promoting the Devil</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ Merry Christmas Ladies and Gents! 

 This is our last (kind of) episode. Since Christmas is the time of year where large corporations spend tonnes of money on advertising, we thought we would make an expensive promotional video to support the release of the Uniform Motion Pictures Mediabook (CD/DVD/comicbook), for which we are now taking orders! 

Check out the how to purchase page if you're interested, that's the square with the cash register it on our homepage.

Peace

 Joyeux Noël Mesdames et Messieurs !

Ceci est notre dernier (en quelque sorte) épisode. Vu que Noël est une période de l'année où les sociétés multinationales dépensent énormément d'argent en pub, nous avons pensé que ce serait bien de faire un clip promotionnel pour accompagner la sortie du Mediabook d'Uniform Motion Pictures (CD/DVD/livre BD) pour lequel nous prenons enfin des commandes ! 


Allez sur la page 'how to purchase' si vous êtes intéressé. C'est le petit carré avec la caisse dedans sur notre page d'accueil !

 Vous pouvez voir la vidéo en version française   <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/2510271">ici</a>  <br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Cash Register</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[  Following popular demand from a 'select' few people, here's a tutorial video explaining how to purchase our wonderful Mediabook   

   Suite à la demande générale de quelques uns, voici une vidéo tutorial qui explique comment commander notre Mediabook génial  

Version française de la vidéo <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/2613760">ici</a>  
<br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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<title>Get it for free!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ Bonjour, Hello,

Here's a deal you can't refuse.

You can get Uniform Motion - Pictures for free in MP3 format, with no DRM, and we still get paid.
By clicking on the link to eMusic.com's website and by opening a free account with them, you can download all 9 songs from the album, absolutely free. You can also use the other 16 free tracks to get another wonderful album for free, maybe even two. There are 4.5 million songs on eMusic.com

I have been a subscriber of eMusic.com for several years now and I download 90 tracks of independent music every month. This is how I support independent bands and discover new music. 

You will have to provide your credit card details for your account but rest assured, you can cancel your subscription after downloading your 25 free tracks and your card will not be be debited. 
Chances are, however, that you may like eMusic.com, and you will remain subscribed and support independent music!


En Français

Voici une offre que l'on ne peut refuser !

Vous pouvez télécharger Uniform Motion - Pictures, en format MP3, et c'est gratuit! Et en plus, nous récupérerons de l'argent.

En cliquant sur le lien sur le site d'eMusic.com, et en ouvrant un compte gratuit, vous pouvez télécharger les 9 morceaux du disque, gratuitement. Vous pouvez utiliser les 16 autres morceaux gratuits pour télécharger un, voire deux albums en plus. Il y a 4,5 millions de morceaux sur eMusic.com.

Je suis abonné à eMusic.com depuis plus de deux ans, et je téléchargé 90 morceaux par mois de musique indépendante. C'est comme ça que je soutiens les groupes indépendants et que je découvre de la musique. 

Vous devrez fournir une carte de crédit pour vous abonner, mais soyez rassurés, vous pouvez annueler votre abonnement après avoir utilisé votre crédit de 25 morceaux sans souci. Mais il y a des chances vous appréciez le service, et que vous resterez abonnés pour soutenir la musique indépendante !

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<img src="http://www.ftjcfx.com/image-3338013-10394900" width="125" height="125" alt="Download 25 FREE songs at eMusic.com!" border="0"/></a><br><br>Come and check the video, flipbook and other cool stuff.]]></description>
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