Unleashed Humor

David Carradine dies today

psyrek — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:15:53 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.Just heard on the radio Kung Fu and Kill Bill star has died today. David Carradine is gone and it’s a shame. To honor him I’m putting up a video of him from Kung Fu. He is fighting Brandon Lee and I have to tell you, it is pretty lame and funny. I have to tell you, I could have done this fight scene. In any case, check it out.

Heineken let a stranger drive you home video

psyrek — Sun, 17 May 2009 13:43:33 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.This is a short but awesome Heineken beer commercial. Apparently a group of youths are in a cab being driven home from the bar and singing “You say she’s just a Friend” song (old school). As they say it’s “tight”. Anyway at the end the old cab driver turns up the volume for the chorus part of the song and starts singing. Love this guy.

Heineken men’s beer closet commercial

psyrek — Thu, 07 May 2009 13:29:34 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.This would be awesome to have… a walk-in, “beer closet”. Of course once this couple has kids, this beer closet is going to be shut down really quick, but regardless, great commercial and concept.

Jackass golf course air horn prank video

psyrek — Sat, 02 May 2009 13:05:20 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.These people playing golf are really p#ssed at the Jackass crew and their air horn prank… too funny. While the frustrated men… hitting golf balls at the Jackass crew are awesome, I still feel the women playing golf are the true winners here. Great use of an air horn.

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German nudists terrorize Swiss Alps

psyrek — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:12:48 +0000

Well I guess the German nudists are at it again. APPENZELL, Switzerland (AP) — “Voters in the heart of the Swiss Alps on Sunday passed legislation banning naked hiking after dozens of mostly German nudists started rambling through their picturesque region.“From the full story, the nudist Germans are just going all natural and baring it all for the both the people and wildlife of Switzerland to see. Beyond morals, I take it the group of nudists are not “easy on the eye” so there is some outcry from the public and now a ban.

Check out Wild Nude German in the Alps for full story.

Hot sister-in-law to be joke

psyrek — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:10:52 +0000

I was happy, My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.’ I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs, When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car, My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test, We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter, Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: “Always keep your condoms in your car.”

Crush on Obama video. Obama girl

psyrek — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:39:01 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.We all know the Obama Girl but somehow never saw this video. The video is amazing. Hope Obama Girl is not making over $250 K on all of her promos.

Awesome Dilbert one-liners

psyrek — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:14:21 +0000

Here are some nice Dilbert one-liners… they are hysterical!

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you’re in the
wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground,
you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

12. It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are
everywhere.

13.. I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the
paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the
jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can’t convince them, confuse them..

21. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder!

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino’s Law
of Burnt Fingers.

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the
sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success….. Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you
think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

Ping Pong victory dance overkill

psyrek — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:10:39 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.I have to say this is hysterical. Partly because this guy has the “you know whats” to do this crazy victory and partially because it is so stupid. It would not have been that bad if he would have just danced for about 10 seconds, and did not get in the opponent’s face. But the dance is so long that it gets a little too much. Still funny. I’m glad I’m not playing this guy in table tennis… I would have killed him.

eBOOK: You Know you work for an Indian Outsourcing Company When…

psyrek — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:15:38 +0000

Peter Syrek has worked for Indian IT Outsourcing Companies for over 12 years. This book is just one part of his story. Page after page of humorous quotes, cartoons and humor on an American’s view working for an Indian IT Outsourcing Company. A must if you work for or work with an Indian Outsourcing Company… or if you compete against Outsourcing Companies.

Sample Quotes: You Know you work for an Indian Outsourcing Company When…

Everyone in your office hates Lou Dobbs.
Your company feels any business function can be done offshore — Sales, Marketing, HR etc..
Since employment, you have yet to get everyone on a conference call and/or start the call anywhere near on time.
You get a ton of wedding invites a month — unfortunately they are 10,000 miles away.

And much more…

Book Details

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Publisher: Unleashed Entertainment (March, 2009)
Language: English

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