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What They Looked Like Before the Plastic Surgery

2013-09-22T02:42:00.001-07:00

These stars are barely recognizable now. Marvel at how they have transformed from beauties to oddities. Some are sad, some you'd wonder if they deserve it for daring to mess with nature.

Lara Flynn Boyle, Age 43. She was last seen in her original form in the movie Men in Black II. She disappeared after that and resurfaced looking puffy and very different from her glory days.

Rose McGowan Age 40. She was the ravishing and fresh faced Paige Matthews in the WB Television show Charmed that every man desired. Reports say that she had an accident that caused her to look like this now.

Judge Reinhold Age 56. What in the world happened to his face? He is barely recognizable. He was one of the heartthrobs of the 80s in movies with Phoebe Cates and Demi Moore. He should have left his face alone.

Mickey Rourke Age 61. Remember when Mickey Rourke was smoking hot? Me neither. But yes, he was hot once. What happened to him? He has a side job, boxing. That left him with his face beaten up and no doctor in Hollywood was able to restore his once adorable face. Worse, the doctor who tried left his face so bad he was only cast in villainous roles. But hey, it did him well, he won an Oscar for it.

Nikki Cox Age 35. Nikki's husband, comedian Jay Mohr is madly in love with her that he legally added her last name to his, changing it to Jay Ferguson Cox Mohr. It makes you wonder even more why a beautiful woman with a man who would do anything for her would do this to her face.

Bogdanov Twins Age 60's. Who are these twins? They are French theoretical physicists who have hosted science fiction shows in the 1970s. Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff have been plagued with controversies stemming from their best-selling French book Dieu et la Science (God and Science). One astronomer claimed that they have plagiarised his work to produce the book. The matter was settled out of court.
Then twins claim to have never undergone plastic surgery, some reports suggest that they have a hormonal imbalance associated with gigantism that caused the change in their features. What do you think?

Meg Ryan Age 51. Meg was the girl next door that made men and woman fall in love everytime they watch her movies. She was one of the most beautiful faces in Hollywood until she underwent the knife. She is one of those that I feel bad for.

Priscilla Presley Age 68. Priscilla was a victim of a Doctor who is now in prison for injecting unapproved substance to women's face. She was left with this.

Darryl Hannah Age 52. Another beauty who should have just left her face alone.

Donatella Versace Age 58. Who would have thought the famous Italian Designer had a normal face before her surgery? Granted she had an average look but she didn't look hideous compared to how she looks now!

Elsa Patton Age Undisclosed. You know her as the mother of one of the casts of The Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol Patton. People say she looked like Racquel Welch before the surgeries. Reports say that she had injections in her face before it was even legal.

Baby Dies After a Freak Accident in a Conveyor Belt in Spain Airport

2013-09-21T23:18:00.003-07:00

In a horrific accident that left the people in an airport in Spain mortified, a 5 month old baby died after his skull was crushed in a moving baggage carousel.

More from Mail Online:

A baby died from catastrophic head injuries when his mother lost her grip and he fell on to an airport baggage carousel, witnesses revealed last night.
Her screams rang out across the arrivals hall at Alicante airport bringing police rushing to the scene.
The 32-year-old American tourist had just arrived in Spain from Gatwick with her Canadian husband and their two children. The baby was just five months old.

One theory under investigation is that she climbed on to the belt to grab a pushchair which had become stuck in the stationary chute.
When it began to move, she apparently lost her balance and dropped the baby carrier, according to Spanish newspaper Informacion.
Airport staff said the accident happened in seconds, giving the mother no time to react.
An airport worker added: ‘The youngster ended up trapped in a 10cm hole where two belts converge. The boy appeared to have suffered from a fractured skull.’

Diphallia: When A Man Has Two Penises

2013-09-21T23:12:00.004-07:00

Diphallia is defined as a condition of having more than one penis. One might say any man who has this condition will do really well in the porn industry but some cases have accompanying medical issues that the men who were born with this have actually opted to have the other one removed.

More info:

"There is nothing comical about this rare disorder that has only occurred in 100 cases since first discovered by Johannes Jacob Wecker in 1609. Only one in 5.5 million men have a chance of being born with this disorder. Penile agenesis, the absence of a penis, only occurs in 30 million men. Even more rare is scrotum agenesis. When penile replication is evident, so are other body part replications (so the news gets worse!). A man with Diphallia will also likely (a 69% chance) have two bladders, two livers and anuses. The risk of being born with spina bifida is very high (68% states this site). Infections from having two anuses and livers cause mortality rates to be quite high. Though little is known about Diphallia, it is thought that this disorder occurs in the 23rd to 25th day of gestation, when an injury, chemical stress, or malfunctioning gene hampers the penis to form correctly."

Via Yahoo Voices!

More pictures of the condition here. Warning: NSFW

Spoiler Alert: An Avengers Character Dies in the Movie

2012-04-15T22:14:00.001-07:00

Don't read this if you hate spoilers! The initial reviews are in. The Avengers movie is amazing, it will leave you breathless. It's expected anyways because of he buzz it generated. One sad rumor though: a beloved character dies.
This is the extra scene in the movie. It shows people working on his (okay, now you know it's a guy) body where yellow and green metal pieces are being molded on him. Tony and Bruce are there overseeing the entire process.
Want to know who dies? Close this page now if you don't want to know (assuming this is actually true). Are you ready? Nah, just go wait and see the movie. Just kiddng. It's the guy on the second from the left next to Robert Downey Jr.

PIMPLES: HOW TO FIGHT THE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA

2012-04-15T15:47:00.002-07:00

A lot of us has had to battle pimples at one point in our life or more (unless you are genetically endowed with amazing DNA which caused you to have flawless skin). Having pimples is an emotional trauma that is experienced unfortunately at a time when humans start getting the hormones that make us crazy; translation: Teenage years. This causes even more havoc in our already troubled minds, trying to cope with the body changes and the insecurity that goes along with it.

Getting pimples is like having shit splattered on your face on a daily basis and you can't do anything about it while you feel everyone around stares at you. How can you get a girl to notice you and not the shit on your face? How can you get a guy to ask you out without him noticing those ugly pus-filled fuckers? You can't. Because you have lost so much self confidence all you can think of is the shame of having a face filled with pimples!

The internet is filled with all sorts of medication, tips and tricks to prevent or remove them. Doctors and scientists have been trying to find ways to completely erradicate the occurrence but none has worked successfully yet.
True, some of them may work slightly but I haven't seen one yet that I can completely endorse. Which is why this article will not focus on what you should do to remove them but rather what you should do so you can live a normal life:

1. Don't focus on the pimples. One of my writers' husband, Daniel, is 30 years old but his face is still filled with pimples/acne. He has become so embarassed about it that his wife is unable to introduce him to her friends or co-workers. He doesn't like socializing because of this. The wife doesn't care about his face but it has become such a main focus for him that it affected their social life.
What should he do? He should not make it a priority in his life. He's had those pimples since he was a teenager. He should learn to deal with it! Focusing on those ugly lumps gives it more power and that is something you should never do: Empower something negative in your life. Who's at the losing end? You are.

2. Don't Let Your Pimples Define You. So when we had an office dinner with the staff and their family, Daniel was convinced by his wife to come with her. At the dinner table, he was very quite and tried to hide his face with his long hair by turning his face down and focusing on his food most of the time. You could tell he was very uncomfortable and it made the dinner almost awkward had most of my staff not engaged him in conversation (I have a wonderful staff, by the way). Soon enough, he was talking and laughing all throughout the dinner.
The people around him didn't see him as a pimple that grew a face and body. They saw him as a co-worker's husband who joined them for that night to have a good time with everyone. But we all know not all people are like my staff. Some would have probably ignored him or talked about him. What to do? Just go on with your life! The more you let those pimples affect you, the more you're letting everyone know you're defining your way of life through what you're feeling about them. Some will let you just do it and let you wallow in self pity or embarassment. Then you're screwed.
Do the things you normally do in the normal way without thinking people are staring at your pimples. Sure they will stare at you initially, but people don't obsess about pimples, not if you don't obsess about your own. If they see you're fine with them, they will eventually think the same.

3. Accept Things as They Are and MOVE ON! Like I said, I haven't seen a medication or medical procedure that has totally cleared up a pimple-ridden face. So chances are, you are stuck with that face for a few more years. There's this kid I know in the neighborhood where my sister lives. He is friends with my nephew so he's pretty much around their house most of the time. I visit my sister twice a month because we're close like that. Anyway, this teenager, Tom, has a face filled with those red devils. But that's not the first thing you notice about him when you meet him. It's his smile and happy diposition. Whenever he's around during gatherings, he helps out, is nice to everyone and generally is very pleasant. He is actually the reason why I created this article. He had a face which scars many youths until adulthood but he doesn't act like he has them. He goes on with his life and enjoys it. Soon you forget that he even has those in his face.

You can chose to be like Daniel and live a miserable life or be like Tom who has accepted things as they are and learned to live with it, which gave him a better life.

It won't be easy, especially if you have wallowed in despair for so long already. But things get better if you chose to.

Ted Official Trailer: Mark Wahlberg and his Teddy Bear

2012-04-15T13:03:00.001-07:00

I never really paid attention to this movie until I saw the entire trailer. The whole thing is hilarious. Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis star in this comedy with the teddy bear voiced by Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane.

Hahaha! This Guy Was OWNED Big Time!

2012-04-07T15:23:00.001-07:00

US School Massacres with the Highest Fatalities

2012-04-02T19:19:00.000-07:00

Because of another incident of scool massacre just recently in Oakland, CA, one of the staff thought it was about time someone did a compilation of the gruesome massacres that happened in the US. Our research showed there was already a lot in history that it wouldn't fit in one post so we decided to just show you the ones with the highest killings.

Charles Whitman

We'll start with Charles Whitman, a student in the Univerity of Austin, Texas, also a former marine sniper who gunned down 16 people and injured 32 other on August 1, 1966. Whitman killed his wife and mother at their homes. An autopsy later showed he had an aggressive brain tumor at the time of his death. He was taken down at the tower where he executed most of his victims. This was concluded to have contributed to his inability to control his emotions and his actions.
Whitman grew up with his father who was verbally and emotionally abusive.

The California State University, Fullerton Massacre. Casualties: 7. On January 17, 1996, Edward Charles Allaway, the school's custodian armed himself with a semi-automatic rifle he bought from a discount store and went berserk killing 7 people and hurt two more. He was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia.

Patrik Purdy

The Cleveland School massacre (also known as the Stockton schoolyard shooting). Casualties: 6. Patrick Edward Purdy was a drifter who had a long criminal record. On January 17, 1989, he shot and killed 5 schoolchildren aged 6 to 9, wounded 29 other kids and one teacher. This alcoholic who had been arrested several times was able to walk into a gun shop in Oregon and purchase an AK-47 without any problems. That assault rifle is what he used to kill those kids and himself. Measures were then taken in the US to ban assault weapons after that.

More to come...

Another US School Massacre: Oakland Shooting

2012-04-02T17:51:00.000-07:00

Just recently, a man by the name of One Goh Ko in Oikos University, Oakland, CA opened fire on his class killing at least 7 students and injuring others.

A witness recounted she heard pops that sounded like firecrackers. Then someone yelled "He has a gun!" All hell broke loose as everyone scurried to find a hiding place or bolt for the school doors.

Another witness told the police that a woman at the front desk was shot first then the shooter continued firing randomly in classrooms.

Many were baffled by the incident as everyone knew he was a 'good kid'. on the day of he shooting, he called his Dad and told him of the shooting and that he was leaving a stolen car in Alameda. The Father also stated to the police he has not seen his son in days. Five months prior, the suspect's older brother died in a vehicular accident.

Goh Ko was apprehended after he walked into a Safeway Store and told someone what he did. Alameda police then took him into custody. Story developing as police find out the motive behind the gruesome tragedy.

So, Helgenberger was Right: Justin Bieber; An Arrogant SOB

2012-03-31T14:42:00.001-07:00

This should have been posted long ago but we found this in our draft and was never posted. Probably one of the staff crushing on Bieber. Anyway, enjoy his brattiness.

Found this in youtube. This happened when Ms. Bieber visited the Philippines. Here is the video owner's post:
"Arrogant kid.. READ DESCRIPTION thank you My father(in neon green vest) tried to get an autograph from Justin Bieber for my sister. But take a look on (sic) what he did. He tapped my father's hand and the cd fell on(sic) the floor. Nobody from his crew helped him. Not even an apology from Justin Bieber himself. Where are your manners now kiddo? i know you're sick but you could've at least said sorry you are not signing anything. How could you do that to my father."

Li Ching-Yuen: The Man Who Walked the Earth for 250 Years!

2012-03-31T14:26:00.001-07:00

By his own account, Li Ching-Yuen was born in the year 1736 but some people claim he was actually born in 1677 in Szechuan, China. He died May 6, 1933 which made him about 197 or 256 year old. Either way, still mind boggling for someone to have lived that long.
Documents have been found about the Chinese government congratulating him on his 150th birthday and on his 200th birthday.
Could this be true? Is this even medically possible?
You may think that he probably looked shriveled and totally wrinkled as an extremely old man should be but those who saw him insist he had a very youthful appearance.
It probably has something to do with the fact that his diet all his life consisted of herbs, rice and wine. If this is true, we should all start eating only these three foods. Then again, would you want to live more than 200 years on earth? There is a reason why we only last 80 - 100 years.

Rob Kardashian Detained by Police

2012-03-25T21:41:00.000-07:00

In what seemed like anoter blow to the Kardashian Family, the little brother, Robert Kardashian was handcuffed and questioned by the police. According to TMZ's story, Rob wanted to scare a photog by running towards him. He was scared alright because he called the cops. Cops cuffed Rob and put him at the back of the police car. After some explanation though, he was eventually released. See pics below from TMZ. Of course, TMZ, who else will be able to get a scoop like this?

$214 Million Worldwide Box Office Hit for The Hunger Games

2012-03-25T20:57:00.000-07:00

The hunger games raked in a worldwide ticket sales of $214 Million during its opening. It beat out the first Twilight movie in the international market. This wasn't so surprising considering the buzz this movie created before it was even shown. Those who read the book anticipated characters coming to life in the big screen the way they envisioned them as they read the book and it looks like they were not disappointed. See the results of the other movies for the past two days from yahoo:

Domestic Box Office, March 23-25

Title/Weeks in release/Theater count, Studio/Three-day weekend total/Cume

1. The Hunger Games, 1/4,137, Lionsgate, $155 million.

2. 21 Jump Street, 2/3,121, Sony/MGM, $21.3 million, $71.1 million.

3. Dr. Seuss' The Lorax, 4/3,677, Universal/Illumination, $13.1 million, $177.3 million.

4. John Carter, 3/3,212, Disney, $5 million, $62.3 million.

5. Act of Valor, 5/2,216, Relativity/Bandito Brothers, $2.1 million, $65.9 million.

6. Project X, 4/2,068, Warner Bros., $1.95 million, $51.8 million.

7. A Thousand Words, 3/1,787, Paramount/DreamWorks, $1.93 million, $14.9 million.

8. October Baby, 1/390, Samuel Goldwyn Films, $1.7 million.

9. Safe House, 7/1,330, Universal, $1.39 million, $122.6 million.

10. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, 7/1,340, New Line/Warner Bros., $1.37 million, $97.2 million.

Remember when Vladimir Putin was a KGB spying on Ronald Reagan?

2012-03-25T12:18:00.000-07:00

Could be really just a tourist looking like him. But the resemblance is uncanny. No one has debunked this photo yet though.

Keanu Reeves Honored in Hong Kong

2012-03-25T12:06:00.003-07:00

Finally, news about Keanu Reeves. This guy is so elusive no one really knows where he lives. Reports say that he lives in hotels and does't really stay in a permanent place.
Anyway, Lainey blogged that Keanu was honoured at the FilmAID Power Of Film Gala in Hong Kong on Match 20, 2012.
About time we heard some news from him. This guy has made several films that everybody loved and equally hated (internet!) that it made him millions nevertheless.
We need to see more of him doing his usual Keanu Reeves flicks that we can bash again for his acting but nevertheless watch over and over anyway. Why? Because that's entertainment.
Enjoy more pics below courtesy of Lainey.

Kim Kardashian and Peta's Flour Power

2012-03-25T01:05:00.001-07:00

By now we all know what happened to Kim Kardashian at a charity event. A woman poured flour all over her as people who witnessed it gasped in astonishment. One woman, probably from Kim's entourage, tried to grab the baker-wannabe who tried to run away after the incident but only managed to grab her bag. She was nabbed by the police after and could be seen behind a squad car covering her face with her two hands.

PETA has denied involvement but states they loved what happened. PETA has been against Kim K for her fashion choice of wearing fur and they have expressed their displeasure about it over and over eversince. Last update we got was that she will be filing a case against the woman. Enjoy the video below!

A Ring Made ENTIRELY of Diamond...Including the Band!

2012-03-25T00:34:00.001-07:00

This has got to be the most expensive bling in the world.

The ring is made entirely of diamond and is 150 Carats in weight. It's creation took a year to complete so naturally it is copyrighted lest all those jewellers try to copy it of course.

No one has bought it yet. If you hav $70 million lying around, you canpurchase this mutha.

More here:

I Heart Chaos — Diamond ring? No. THIS is a fucking diamond ring. ...

Women Can Have Orgasms in the Gym

2012-03-24T23:50:00.001-07:00

A recent study came out with findings that women can have orgasms while exercising in the gym. Well, what do you know? They are calling this coregasm, named because of their seeming link to exercises for core abdominal muscles. The findings also state that a certain percentage of women had experienced exercise-induced pleasure or orgasm on more than 11 occasions in their lives. This should give more motivation to all the fatties out there.

The orgasm seemed to happen during abdominal exercises when a woman really exerts herself. I am thinking this could be related to kegel's exercise. Check this out, they actually interviewed a virgin who has experienced this and was so happy she could do this. No shit!

More here.

Movies We All Thought Bombed But In Reality Didn't

2011-05-23T02:09:00.000-07:00

Lately it seems the trend nowadays is if a movie doesn't do well on its first few days, it's an automatic flop. Take into consideration Tom Cruise's Knight and Day. If you search anywhere, you'd see the word 'flop' next to it. Well, you'd be surprised because it actually earned huge money worldwide. Domestically some movies may not do well on the first few days. But once it is released worldwide, that's when it explodes. Here are some movies we all thought didn't do well:

Everyone thought The Sorcerer's Apprentice was another huge disappointment to Nicolas Cage's career. But the movie was a commercial success globally. With a budget of $150M, it earned $215M. Couldn't really be considered a flop. Now we can all stop wondering why the guy is still getting movie offers after movie offers. His movies are still raking in money, maybe not domestically, but hey, a buck is a buck.

Nicole Kidman has been called "Flop Queen" lately because of the recent string of bombs she has been making in the tills. Here is another proof that it isn't true. Australia had a budget of $130M and it earned $211.3M in the box office, totaling its net at $81.3M.

This movie has been called a commercial failure over and over again because of its huge budget during its time of $175M. And yet again it's not. The film made $264M all over which gave a net of $89M. Clearly Kevin Costner was a big movie hero worldwide then just as he is now with his real life role in the recent oil spill crisis.

I am so glad this movie is here. This is scariest shit I have ever seen so far. When I was watching this in the movie theaters, I wanted to walk out and not finish the entire film anymore. That was how freaking scared I was. It wasn't a ghost-vampire-massacre kind of scary. It was just psychologically scary. The mere thought of people doing it to themselves is beyond what my small brain can accept. Which is why I don't understand why M. Night Shyamalan has gotten several flak for his movies. Yeah Lady in the Water was really awful. But most of his movies are still okay.
Anyway, The Happening had a budget of $60M and earned $163.4M in the box office which totalled a whopping $103.4M in net earnings!

Never been a Tom Cruise fan but let's mention his movie anyway. Knight and Day had a budget of $117M but grossed $261M all over the world. That is $144M in earnings. Pretty huge for a 'flop'.

Another M. Night Shyamalan film. The guy just can't get a break. Sure, almost every critic lambasted it. calling it a boring piece of shit. But apparently, the world likes watching pieces of shit because it earned $317M from a budget of $150M, netting $167M!

This is another film I liked back then. It was so cool for me I used to draw the scenes in my notebook. Bruce Willis was so badass and Mila Jovovich was smokin'. They say this was the movie that ultimately caused the break up of Demi and Bruce back then because of Mila.
Did I mention his Royal Greatness Gary Oldman is also here? Yep. That about sums it up, great story, great effects, actors not bad, why should it flop? And yet it belongs to lists of movies that flopped. Wrong! All over the world it earned $263M from its budget of merely $90M.

Why would this even be considered a flop? It has Jonny Depp and Angelina Jolie! Let me repeat, Depp and Jolie. Two of the biggest stars worldwide.
True, the movie was a bit dragging at times. But the story was okay and so was the acting so it should pass. And it did. It earned $276.8M for a budget of $100M. Take home earning was $176.8M.

This one is a bit surpising. Brandon Routh, practically a newcomer may not have been the best actor but he wasn't that awful either. Kevin Spacey all but made up for what he lacked. Put Kevin Spacey in a film and I'd watch it. The director also did a great job and in total it was an entertaining movie. Specially because I think Superman can kick all the superheroes' asses out there.
And yet you'd read everywhere that it was, again like all the movies in this list a big flop. Thank God for me. I can dispel those moronic rumors. In fact, among all the movies here, Superman Returns earned the biggest. Its budget was $209M and it earned $391.1M worldwide. Leaving it a total net of $182.1M! That is a big F*ck you!

Mom Slits Throat of her Two Kids and Herself for Fear of Rapture

2011-05-22T15:19:00.000-07:00

Here is Lynn Benedetto before committing that brutal crime that landed her in jail for $1,000,000,000,000 bail. I kid, it was only for a million but I wish it was more. Then check out her mug shot below after she was arrested for attempting to murder her own daughters.

Crazy bitch slit her 11 and 14 year old daughters' throat before turning the knife on herself. You can still see the cut on her neck on the photo above when was taken into custody. Police reports that she wrapped the kids in blankets and waited to die but was thwarted when a friend came. The friend alerted the authorities immediately and the girls were saved. Unfortunately, so was Benedetto. The two girls are now recovering with their Dad who is a dentist.
Cops say the mother was afraid of the Rapture that is why she decided to end their lives before they suffer. Now this rapture thing has been a source of entertainment for everyone, but this is where the fun ends. When a crazy mother believes in it so much she actually commits this brutal crime.

Biggest International Opening of All Time: Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides

2011-05-22T14:07:00.000-07:00

It looks like the pirates franchise is not dead after all. Johnny Depp's fourth installment of the popular series: Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides scored big success worldwide. It grossed $346.4 million globally while raking in $90.1 million domestically over the weekend.

Guess good ol' Johnny Boy is singing on his way to the bank again with his hot wife (yeah, she's still hot, except for that nasty gap tooth).

More here.

An Update on the Tree Man of Java

2011-05-17T22:58:00.000-07:00

Dede Koswara, the man from Indonesia who was afflicted with a rare condition where gnarly warts grow all over his body is now able to hold a pen and send text messages through a cellphone. After several surgeries and treatment, this is now how he looks like.

He was afflicted with the disease as a teenager after he was cut on the knee. The warts has since then spread all over his body. It came to a point where his warts were so thick and spread all over him he resembled a human with tree branches growing on his appendages mostly, thus being dubbed the "Tree Man".

Shunned by friends and relatives, unable to find a job, he joined the circus as part of an act to earn money.
Sadly though, a new update came about that Doctors are nowhere near curing him completely. His post surgery treatment consists of salycylic lotion on the affected parts.

As of this writing, Doctors are finding new warts growing on parts of his body.

Switzerland: Where Assisted Suicide is Legal

2011-05-17T20:46:00.000-07:00

Assisted suicide is legal in Switzerland and it has been that way since 1941. Foreigners come to this country because it is not allowed in most parts of the world.
Assisted Suicide is misconstrued as being the same as Euthanasia. The latter involves a doctor administering the lethal drug that takes away the life of the patient while the former assists suicide by helping the patient find the drugs, offer support but leaves before the patient actually kills himself.
The Swiss government is still bound to revise the federal laws so as to protect the intent of the act. This will only be used as a last resort for the terminally ill who have no other options and don't want to prolong their and their family's agony.
There has been a long standing debate whether to limit suicide tourism but recent poll in Switzerland proved 85% of the votes cast showed the citizens didn't want to ban other nationalities from going to there to die on their own accord.
Won't have any witty remarks here in this post. This shit is depressing.

Woman Gets Court Approval To Watch Porn At Work

2011-05-17T20:21:00.000-07:00

A bizarre chemical imbalance has caused a woman to sexually relieve herself, guess how many times? 18 times!...A day!
Ana Caterina Bezerra suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Her situation escalated to a point where she had to masturbate 47 times a day. She is now seeing a Doctor and is provided medication for her condition. But this doesn't mean she has stopped pleasuring herself. In fact she had to ask for the court's help to have her Boss allow her to masturbate even while at work.
Guess what? She won the case and she can now do the deed as many times as she wants, even using her office computer to watch porn. And her employer is legally bound to respect that and allow her.
Breastfeeding Moms have lactation rooms. I wonder when the "illness" catches up, will there be...err...pleasure rooms at work?

Oooh happy days! - Grim Reaper from Billy and Mandy

Iron Man's House for Sale (14 Pics)

2011-05-15T12:01:00.001-07:00

Iron Man's house is for sale. For a cool $26 Million, you can have it. The views are as bad-ass as Tony Stark himself. Imagine yourself, lounging in one of the chairs in this place, just imagine, because we both know you will never be able to afford this (neither can I, but hell, doesn't hurt to fucking dream, right?)

You can park 10 of your favorite toys here that again will only exist in your own la-la land.