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    <updated>2009-11-21T01:38:36-05:00</updated>
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        <title>[UPDATED] Here ya go: Levi Johnston's first Playgirl pic</title>
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        <published>2009-11-21T01:38:36-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-21T03:41:04-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Really? Queer Click writes that Playgirl "just sent" this picture over to them, and the first full set of 25 photos will be up "in a few minutes." The Playgirl site confirms that the photos are indeed up, but if...</summary>
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            <name>Zach Sire</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c112ad970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Levi" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c112ad970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c112ad970c-450wi" style="width: 425px;" /></a></p><p>Really?</p><p><a href="http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2009/11/exclusive_first_look_levi_johnston_for_p.php" target="_blank">Queer Click writes</a> that Playgirl "just sent" this picture over to them, and the first full set of 25 photos will be up "in a few minutes." The <a href="http://playgirl.com" target="_blank">Playgirl site</a> confirms that the photos are indeed up, but if you think I'm spending $20 to see Levi in black and white, and from the shoulder up(!)...well...alright...I considered it! But, sorry. No thanks. Based on this photo, this is going to be even worse than we thought. The first teaser pic, which is called a "teaser" because it's supposed to be a tease, is THIS?</p><p>All that being said, getting the Bristol ring finger tattoo in the shot is fucking brilliant.</p><p>Ugh...more to come, obviously. </p><p><strong>UPDATE</strong>: And...<a href="http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1294/pic10yv.jpg" target="_blank">we have ass</a>, kids. We have <a href="http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/223/pic13d.jpg" target="_blank">glorious creamy Levi ass</a>. We also have <a href="http://i50.tinypic.com/28jkwu9.jpg" target="_blank">pubes</a>! I take back what I said above. The photos are good, despite the fact that <a href="http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9524/pic19i.jpg" target="_blank">he's hiding his cock with his hand</a>.</p><p /></div>
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        <title>An orgy of epic proportions</title>
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        <published>2009-11-20T22:42:11-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-20T22:42:11-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Breakout Raging Stallion star Cole Streets filmed one for the upcoming Focus/Refocus (available for pre-order now and ships December 1st) and the photos that emerged are too hot to show you here. Join Cole, Steve Cruz, Damien Crosse, Franceso D'Macho,...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c0ba45970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="CS_7027" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c0ba45970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c0ba45970c-450wi" style="width: 425px;" /></a></p><p>Breakout Raging Stallion star Cole Streets filmed one for the upcoming <em>Focus/Refocus</em> (<a href="http://gunzblazing.com/hit.php?w=102801&amp;s=10&amp;p=2&amp;c=&amp;t=0&amp;cs=&amp;tool=7&amp;u=https://store.ragingstallion.com/show.php?m=2624" target="_blank">available for pre-order now and ships December 1st</a>) and the photos that emerged are too hot to show you here. Join Cole, <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/steve-cruz/" target="_blank">Steve Cruz</a>, <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/dcrocho/" target="_blank">Damien Crosse</a>, <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/dcrocho/" target="_blank">Franceso D'Macho</a>, Wilfried Knight, and Angelo Marconi in an orgy scene that you'll never forget. Our week-long <em>Focus/Refocus</em> preview concludes over on <a href="http://belowthebelt.unzipped.net/2009/11/no-one-does-a-gay-sex-orgy-quite-like-raging-stallion.html" target="_blank"><em>Below the Belt,</em> with a massive, 6-man fuckfest gallery.<br /></a></p><p>(In case you missed any of this week's coverage, use this <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/focusrefocus/" target="_blank"><em>Focus/Refocus</em> tag</a> to get caught up on all the galleries.)</p><p /></div>
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        <title>So many presents to look forward to!</title>
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        <published>2009-11-20T22:10:16-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-20T22:19:29-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Photo: Jeremy Lucido From original Unzipped holiday cocktails to original hardcore cock, we've got it all for you in our brand new XXXmas issue! This coming week we will reveal some fabulous drink recipes and offer an inside look at...</summary>
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        <title>The annual Unzipped readers' sex survey results!</title>
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        <published>2009-11-20T21:57:07-05:00</published>
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        <summary>Photos: MenMachine Let's talk about sex! It's almost as much fun as actually fucking, and you don't have to wash any sheets, towels, or harnesses afterward. You sent in your answers and we painstakingly tabulated them. Our panel of celebrity...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=922918-0000&amp;PA=1915154&amp;HTML=http://www.menmachine.com" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="EncImage-1" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6be745e970b " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6be745e970b-800wi" title="EncImage-1" /></a><br /><em><span style="font-size: 10px;">Photos: <a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=922918-0000&amp;PA=1915154&amp;HTML=http://www.menmachine.com" target="_blank">MenMachine</a></span></em></p><p style="text-align: left;">Let's talk about sex! </p><p style="text-align: left;">It's almost as much fun as actually fucking, and you don't have to wash any sheets, towels, or harnesses afterward. </p><p style="text-align: left;">You sent in your answers and we painstakingly tabulated them. Our panel of celebrity sexperts weighed in on some of your answers in the <a href="https://www.ummagazines.com/unzipped/NewSubscription.aspx?promo=I0208" target="_blank">current issue of </a><em><a>Unzipped</a></em>, and here are the complete results!
</p><div style="text-align: left;" /><strong>How do you identify yourself?</strong><br />100% gay: 82.7%<br />bisexual: 11.6%<br />straight: 1.5%<br />married to a woman but I like men: 2.6%<br />pansexual: 1.0%<br />asexual: 0.5%<br /><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>How often do you have sex with a partner?</strong><br />1-5 times a day: 4%<br />1-5 times a week: 35.9%<br />1-5 times a month: 33.3%<br />1-5 times a year: 16.5%<br />never: 9.2%<br />
</p><strong>How many sexual partners have you had? (Yes, oral sex counts.)</strong><br />0-10: 22.1%<br />10-25: 17.5%<br />25-50: 19.7%<br />50-100: 13.7%<br />100-250: 16.4%<br />I'm going for a world record: 10.6%<br /><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Describe yourself physically:</strong><br />twink: 5.4%<br />bear or otter: 20.7%<br />daddy: 15.4%<br />muscleman: 8.2%<br />just your average stud: 44.5%<br />I defy description: 5.8%<br /><br /><strong>What type turns you on?</strong><br />young, sweet, and smooth: 32.4%<br />rugged A&amp;F wannabes: 32.0%<br />scruffy bad boys: 38.0%<br />muscle studs: 41.3%<br />hairy guys: 44.5%<br />leather tops: 18.4%<br />straight guys: 36.6%<br />girly guys: 2.9%<br /><br /><strong>What's your preferred position?</strong><br />top: 21.8%<br />bottom: 30.1%<br />versatile: 43.9%<br />upside down and sideways: 4.2%<br /><br /><strong>Would you prefer...</strong><br />having a boyfriend: 18.2%<br />having a life partner: 49.1%<br />having a  handful of fuck buddies: 24.2%<br />having a ton of tricks: 4.4%<br />having a relationship with a woman with guys on the side: 4.1%<br /><br /><strong>Are you currently...</strong><br />in a monogamous relationship: 31.8%<br />in an open relationship: 28.5%<br />taking applications for boyfriends: 39.7%<br /> <br /><strong>Ever paid to get laid?</strong><br />frequently: 9%<br />once or twice: 22.7%<br />never: 68.3%<br /><br /><strong>How much do you pay an escort?</strong><br />$100: 56%<br />$200: 30.6%<br />$300: 9%<br />more: 4.4%<br /><br /><strong>Do you engage in bareback sex?</strong><br />frequently: 19.6%<br />whenever I'm allowed: 18.3%<br />sometimes I can't say no: 29.2%<br />absolutely not: 32.9%<br /><br /><strong>What's your longest relationship?</strong><br />a few hours: 8.4%<br />a few months: 22.8%<br />a few years: 49.3%<br />a few decades: 19.5%</p><p style="text-align: left;">
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</div><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=922918-0000&amp;PA=1915154&amp;HTML=http://www.menmachine.com" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="EncImage" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6be7540970b " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6be7540970b-800wi" title="EncImage" /></a> <br /> <strong><br />At what time of day are you the horniest?</strong><br />dawn: 15.7%<br />afternoon: 14.8%<br />evening: 31.5%<br />after a few cocktails: 9.3%<br />24/7: 28.7%<br /><br /><strong>How do you like your partner's body hair?</strong><br />naturally smooth or shaved: 15.5%<br />neat &amp; trimmed: 38.9%<br />naturally hairy: 40.2%<br />furry from head to toe: 5.5%<br /><br /><strong>His balls?</strong><br />shaved: 62.9%<br />hairy: 37.1%<br /><br /><strong>His ass?</strong><br />shaved completely: 28.2%<br />some hair: 39%<br />naturally hairy: 32.7%<br /><br /><strong>Tattoos?</strong><br />some: 62.9%<br />tons: 9.2%<br />none: 27.9%<br /><br /><strong>Piercings?</strong><br />some: 57.5%<br />tons: 5.4%<br />none: 37.1%<br /><br /><strong>Where do you get sex?</strong><br />me, my hand, and I: 36.9%<br />long-term partner: 19.4%<br />regular fuck buddy/buddies: 25.8%<br />naked strangers: 17.9%<br /> <br /><strong>When cruising someone, what's the first thing you notice?</strong><br />package: 13.3%        <br />ass: 11.6%<br />physique: 26.8%        <br />face: 39%<br />attitude: 9.3%        <br />wallet: 0%<br /><br /><strong>How do you use porn videos?</strong><br />to initiate sex: 12%<br />instead of sex: 51.7%<br />along with sex: 36.3%<br /><br /><strong>What's your favorite porn genre?</strong><br />gay male sex, mostly one-on-one: 48.5%<br />solo man: 4.5%<br />gay group action: 32.9%<br />bisexual: 5.3%<br />heterosexual: 1.4%<br />fetish: 7.4%<br />
</p><div style="text-align: left;"><strong>Do you prefer [check all that apply]:</strong><br />buy DVDs: 66.1%<br />rent DVDs: 24.4%<br />pay for entire movies online: 8.0%<br />pay for scenes online: 16.1%<br />seek out free porn on the Internet: 63.7%<br />make my own: 10.6%<br /></div><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Where do you watch your porn?</strong><br />TV: 47.8%<br />computer: 51.4%<br />iPod: 0.5%<br />cell phone: 0.3%<br /><br /><strong>What time of day do you usually cruise the Internet for porn?</strong><br />morning: 14.1%<br />lunch hour: 11.9%<br />after work: 38.3%<br />late into the night: 35.7%<br /><br /><strong>Do you look at porn at work?</strong><br />yes: 20.3%<br />no: 74.5%<br />I tried, but my company blocks access: 5.2%<br /><strong><br />How much per month do you spend on Internet porn?</strong><br />I won't pay for porn online: 60.1%<br />under $10: 15.0%<br />$11-$25: 13.1%<br />$26-$50: 8.1%<br />$50-$100: 3.0%<br />$100+: 0.6%<br /><br /><strong>How vital is the story in a porn flick?</strong><br />can't get hard without it: 6.5%<br />I'll give it a shot for a scene or two: 28.7%<br />I only want to see cock: 25%<br />depends on my mood: 39.8%<br /><br /><strong>How well do you know your current porn stars?</strong><br />they're all the same: 25.7%<br />I recognize their faces or cocks: 58%<br />I know their names and actively buy their films: 16.3%<br /><br /><strong>When watching porn, how long until you're playing with yourself?</strong><br />driving home from the video store: 7.6%<br />when I press play: 20.2%<br />as soon as I see skin: 31.7%<br />during the first blow job: 21.9%<br />when nuts hit that first ass: 14.2%<br />when the performers come: 4.4%<br /> <br /><strong>When do you clean yourself up?</strong><br />as soon as I catch my breath: 52.4%<br />when the flick's over: 24.1%<br />I don't mind sleeping in a puddle of man batter: 15.2%<br />I use it as lube for round two: 8.3%<br /><strong><br />Where do you most look to hook up?</strong><br />bars: 22.1%<br />local cruising streets, parks, or beaches: 10.4%<br />random non-cruisey places: 15.3%<br />public restrooms: 4.7%<br />bathhouse/sex clubs: 9.4%<br />print personals: 3.6%<br />Internet: 34.4%<br />
</p><div style="text-align: left;"><strong>Have you ever posted your own sexy photo or video online?</strong><br />yes: 53.7%<br />no: 46.3%<br /></div><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Have you ever been watched while having sex?</strong><br />yes: 60.2%<br />no: 25.%<br />not that I know of: 14.8%<br /><strong><br />Have you filmed yourself having sex?</strong><br />yes: 37.8%<br />no: 60.7%<br />I have a webcam in the bedroom:1.5%<br /><br /><strong>Ever get it on in public? If so, where?<br />(Check all that apply.)</strong><br />public restroom: 61.5%<br />at work: 21.1%<br />at the gym: 31.7%<br />at school: 18.5%<br />wherever opportunity presents itself: 50.7%<br /><br /><strong>My slab of meat is...</strong><br />small but feisty: 3.5%<br />5-6 inches: 41.3%<br />7-8 inches: 50.2%<br />9-10 inches: 4.1%<br />most people can't take it: 0.9%<br /><br /><strong>And it's...</strong><br />cut: 82.1%<br />uncut: 17.9%<br /><br /><strong>How vital is a partner's cock size?</strong><br />unimportant-give me something to work with and I'm happy: 52.5%<br />fairly important-if it's less than 6 inches, <br />I leave: 39.9%<br />extremely important-there's nothing I can't <br />handle: 7.6%</p><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=922918-0000&amp;PA=1915154&amp;HTML=http://www.menmachine.com" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="How important is cock size" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c04081970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c04081970c-800wi" title="How important is cock size" /></a> <br /> 
</p><strong>What's your favorite type of cock?</strong><br />long and straight: 37.2%<br />thick and bulbous: 29.5%<br />fat, thick, and squat: 14.8%<br />curves left, right, up, or down: 7.8%<br />lots of veins and ridges: 10.7%<br /><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Which dimension matters more?</strong><br />length: 55%<br />thickness: 45%<br /><strong><br />How do you like your foreskins?</strong><br />cut: 37.7%<br />uncut: 27.5%<br />no preference: 34.8%<br /><br /><strong>Nuts are best when they're...</strong><br />average-sized skin plums: 22.1%<br />high, tight, and ready to blast: 18.9%<br />big, meaty low-hangers: 32.5%<br />slappin' against my chin or ass: 26.5%<br /> <br /><strong>For the most part, how do you prefer your sex?</strong><br />sensual: gentle, with lots of kissing and caressing: 34.7%<br />hot: sweaty and slurpy: 6%<br />rough (deeper! harder!): 16.5%<br />B/D-S/M: ouch! (more, please!): 2.9%<br /><br /><strong>How much foreplay do you like?</strong><br />5-10 minutes: 25.8%<br />10-30 minutes: 50.5%<br />1 hour: 13.7%<br />just enough to unzip: 10.0%<br /><br /><strong>What's your favorite foreplay?</strong><br />kissing: 23.6%        <br />dirty talk: 8.9%<br />getting manually worked over <br />(stroked, rubbed, massaged): 26.4%<br />getting orally worked over (licked, sucked, nibbled): 31.7%<br />nipple play: 6.4%<br />porn: 2.2%<br />what's foreplay? - 0.8%</p><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=922918-0000&amp;PA=1915154&amp;HTML=http://www.menmachine.com" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Nipple" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c040d2970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c040d2970c-800wi" title="Nipple" /></a> <br /> <strong>How often do you use sex toys?</strong><br />never: 23.6%<br />once in a while: 59.8%<br />frequently: 16.1%<br />can't get off without them: 0.5%<br /><br /><strong>Your favorite toy?</strong><br />dildo: 57.8%<br />butt plug: 20.8%<br />Fleshjack: 11.8%<br />other: 9/6%<br /><br /><strong>Do you douche before ass play?</strong><br />regularly: 51.3%<br />sometimes: 48.7%<br /><br /><strong>Do you regularly use cock rings?</strong><br />yes: 42.3%<br />no: 57.7%<br /><br /><strong>Have you ever vacuum-pumped your dick?</strong><br />yes: 41.6%<br />no: 58.4%<br /><br /><strong>When having sex or jerking off, do you use...</strong><br />lube: 49.7%<br />spit: 17.3%<br />hand lotion: 9/6%<br />dry, please! : 23.4%<br /><br /><strong>Have you ever been fisted?</strong><br />yes: 13.9%<br />fuck no!: 86.1%<br /><br /><strong>Have you ever fisted someone?</strong><br />yes: 25%<br />no: 75%</p><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=922918-0000&amp;PA=1915154&amp;HTML=http://www.menmachine.com" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Kissing" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c03fea970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c03fea970c-800wi" title="Kissing" /></a> <br /> <br /><strong>During sex, kissing is...</strong><br />essential: 63.1%<br />optional: 34.5%<br />not happening: 2.4%<br /><strong><br />Which is your most sensitive erogenous zone?</strong><br />neck: 26.0%<br />nipples: 40.7%<br />feet: 8.7%<br />ears: 12.8%<br />other (please specify): 11.8%<br /><br /><strong>How do you give and/or receive?</strong><br />suck and fuck: 36.1%<br />suck and get fucked: 33.9%<br />get sucked and fuck: 16.7%<br />get sucked and get fucked: 13.3%<br /><br /><strong>How do you like to fuck?</strong><br />from behind (e.g., doggy-style): 40.7%<br />missionary: 22.6%<br />side-by-side: 11.3%<br />you on top: 16.7%<br />other (please specify): 8.6%<br /><br /><strong>How do you like to get fucked?</strong><br />from behind (e.g., doggy-style): 35.0%<br />missionary: 30.0%<br />side-by-side: 11.0%<br />you on top: 14.6%<br />other (please specify): 9.4%<br /><br /><strong>Other than touch, which sense stimulates you the most?</strong><br />taste: 18.3%<br />sight: 46.4%<br />sound: 13.7%<br />smell: 21.6%<br /><br /><strong>Where do you shoot your load?</strong><br />on my chest: 32.7%<br />on his chest, back, or ass: 37.3%<br />on his face: 9.9%<br />in his mouth: 20.1%<br /><br /><strong>Do you swallow?</strong><br />yes: 56.2%<br />no: 28.3%<br />only accidentally: 15.5%<br /><br /><strong>How often do you rim/get rimmed?</strong><br />every time: 21.0%<br />half the time: 55.9%<br />none of the time: 23.1%</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>What's your favorite sexual act?</strong><br />blow job: 27.2%<br />hand job: 8.8%<br />rim job: 14.7%<br />fucking: 33.2%<br />sixty-nine: 11.7%<br />way kinkier stuff than this!: 4.4%</p><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=922918-0000&amp;PA=1915154&amp;HTML=http://www.menmachine.com" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="What are you into" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6be7754970b " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6be7754970b-800wi" title="What are you into" /></a> <br /> <br /><strong>What are you into?</strong><br />fantasy plots (cable guy, police interrogation, etc.): 36.5%<br />wrestling: 9.1%<br />feet: 3.2%<br />jockstraps: 30%        <br />lace underwear: 1.1%<br />leather: 13.1%        <br />rubber: 0.6%<br />bi play: 6.4%<br /><br /><strong>Have you participated in an orgy?</strong><br />yes: 63.5%<br />no: 36.5%<br /><br /><strong>Ever done B/D-S/M sex?</strong><br />no way: 28.5%<br />no, but I'm curious: 31.0%<br />yes, I've experimented: 33.4%<br />regularly: 4.8%<br />I'm a hardcore dom or sub: 2.2%<br /><br /><strong>What would you most like to try?</strong><br />water sports: 25.7%<br />double penetration: 48.5%<br />flogging: 5.9%<br />public restroom sex: 17.1%<br />sex with a woman: 2.7%<br /><br /><strong>What would you least like to try?</strong><br />water sports: 18%<br />double penetration: 9.3%<br />flogging: 22.1%<br />public restroom sex: 6.1%<br />sex with a woman: 44.5%<br /><br /><strong>If you could fuck anyone, who would it be?<br />the Top 10 write-ins (in alphabetical order)...</strong><br />David Beckham<br />Zac Efron<br />Colin Farrell<br />Johnny Hazzard<br />Hugh Jackman             <br />Mario Lopez<br />Arpad Miklos<br />Brad Pitt<br />Matthew Rush<br />Zak Spears<br /><br />and lastly...</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>What do you like to do right after sex?</strong><br />go another round: 15.8%<br />cuddle: 44.9%<br />fall asleep: 16.4%<br />shower: 17.6%<br />go home: 5.3%</p><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=922918-0000&amp;PA=1915154&amp;HTML=http://www.menmachine.com" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Cuddle after sex" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6be78d5970b " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6be78d5970b-800wi" title="Cuddle after sex" /></a> </p><a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/10/subscribe-to-the-new-unzipped-get-a-free-freshmen-calendar.html" target="_blank">See what famous sexperts think about your erotic proclivities in the new issue of <em>Unzipped</em></a><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/11/this-year-christmas-arrives-one-week-early.html" target="_blank">Attend the <em>Unzipped</em> holiday party this December 18</a></p><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=922918-0000&amp;PA=1915154&amp;HTML=http://www.menmachine.com" target="_blank">For more hot photos, videos, and more, visit MenMachine and get a sweet trial offer!</a><br /> </p></div>
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        <title>The gift that keeps on giving...lap dances: The Reese Rideout paper doll</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/11/the-gift-that-keeps-on-givinglap-dances-the-reese-rideout-paper-doll.html" />
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c09a40970c</id>
        <published>2009-11-20T21:39:42-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-20T21:39:42-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Everyone loves porn star Reese Rideout! And now you can give the gift of Rideout to every over-18 sentient being in your life. Get the download (and assembly instructions) after the jump! Begin by getting the pattern (Download reese_rideout_paperdoll.eps). It...</summary>
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            <name>Here Media</name>
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        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Reese Rideout" />
        
        
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			<p><img alt="Reese_and_doll" border="0" src="http://regent.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/15/reese_and_doll.jpg" title="Reese_and_doll" /></p><p>Everyone loves porn star <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/reese-rideout/" target="_blank">Reese Rideout</a>!</p><p>And now you can give the gift of Rideout to every over-18 sentient being in your life.</p><p>Get the download (and assembly instructions) after the jump!









</p></div></div><div class="entry-more"><p>Begin by getting the pattern (<a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/files/reese_rideout_paperdoll.eps">Download reese_rideout_paperdoll.eps</a>).</p>

<p>It should appear like this when you print it out:</p>

<p><img alt="Reese_rideout_paperdoll_3" border="0" src="http://regent.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/15/reese_rideout_paperdoll_3.jpg" title="Reese_rideout_paperdoll_3" />


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<p>Next, follow the simple instructions (cut, fold, and glue the tabs as shown).</p>

<p>When complete, your doll will look something like this:</p>

<p><img alt="Another_reese_doll" border="0" src="http://regent.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/15/another_reese_doll.jpg" title="Another_reese_doll" /></p>

<p>Aww. Aren't those big brown eyes adorable?</p>

<p>And just look at the attention to detail:</p>

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<p>You can't even see how nice Reese's ass is on the cover of <em>Men</em> (though you can certainly see more Reese <a href="http://www.menmachine.com">here</a>).</p><p>Pretty cool, eh?</p><p>Enjoy yourself this holiday...and play responsibly!</p><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/10/subscribe-to-the-new-unzipped-get-a-free-freshmen-calendar.html" target="_blank">See more hot gift ideas in the new issue of <em>Unzipped</em></a></div><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/11/this-year-christmas-arrives-one-week-early.html" target="_blank">Attend the <em>Unzipped</em> holiday party this December 18</a></p></div>
		
		
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        <title>A gift for you ho ho hos: naughty Chris Rockway wrapping paper!</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/11/a-gift-for-you-ho-ho-hos-naughty-chris-rockway-wrapping-paper.html" />
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c09337970c</id>
        <published>2009-11-20T21:27:00-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-20T21:29:47-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Here's a special Holiday gift for all of you Unzippsters: Chris Rockway nudie wrapping paper! Download Chris_Rockway_wrapping_paper The gift wrap is definitely not safe for workplace secret Santa (unless you work at Unzipped). But it is beautiful, and Chris Rockway...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Here Media</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Adult Stars" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Chris Rockway" />
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6beb509970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Chris_wrapping_tease" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6beb509970b " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6beb509970b-800wi" title="Chris_wrapping_tease" /></a> <br /></div><p style="text-align: left;">Here's a special Holiday gift for all of you Unzippsters: Chris Rockway nudie wrapping paper!</p><p style="text-align: left;"> <span class="asset asset-generic at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c090e8970c"><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/files/chris_rockway_wrapping_paper.pdf">Download Chris_Rockway_wrapping_paper</a></span></p><p style="text-align: left;">The gift wrap is definitely <em>not</em> safe for workplace secret Santa (unless you work at <em>Unzipped</em>). But it is beautiful, and Chris Rockway is divine...so give it a try with friends. </p><p style="text-align: left;">It may get you laid.</p><p style="text-align: left;">Just wrap Chris Rockway around your box!</p><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/10/subscribe-to-the-new-unzipped-get-a-free-freshmen-calendar.html" target="_blank">See Chris' nude layout in the new issue of <em>Unzipped</em></a></div><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/11/this-year-christmas-arrives-one-week-early.html" target="_blank">Attend the <em>Unzipped</em> holiday party this December 18</a></p></div>
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        <title>Weekend CockTales</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/11/weekend-cocktales-1.html" />
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        <published>2009-11-20T20:07:43-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-20T20:07:44-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Photo: Reasons to Be Cheerful Sean Carnage, Online Editor — This weekend, I will be raving about Reasons To Be Cheerful, an absolutely delightful blog dedicated to the graphic design of two classic British artists, Brian Griffin and Barney Bubbles....</summary>
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            <name>Here Media</name>
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        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Shannel" />
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><a href="http://www.barneybubbles.com/blog/" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img alt="" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3359/3236752511_5aa9747636_o.jpg" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><em><span style="font-size: 10px;">Photo: <a href="http://www.barneybubbles.com/blog/" target="_blank">Reasons to Be Cheerful</a></span></em><br /></div><p><strong><em>Sean Carnage, Online Editor </em>—</strong> This weekend, I will be raving about <a href="http://www.barneybubbles.com/blog/" target="_blank">Reasons To Be Cheerful</a>, an absolutely delightful blog dedicated to the graphic design of two classic British artists, Brian Griffin and Barney Bubbles. With visual avant-gardists like Lady Gaga back at the top of the charts, Bubbles' and Griffin's artworks are being reconsidered item by item on this blog. RTBC always passes on new info about the designerly duo's impressive clients—many of whom are still taking risks (like <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/09/depeche-modes-slurpy-new-hole-to-feed.html" target="_blank">Depeche Mode</a>, who have a <a href="http://www.barneybubbles.com/blog/archives/2643" target="_blank">new documentary</a>, and <a href="http://www.barneybubbles.com/blog/archives/2748" target="_blank">Elvis Costello</a>, who has a <a href="http://www.sundancechannel.com/spectacle/" target="_blank">new Sundance Channel music 'n talk show</a> starting December 8).</p>

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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875bde907970c-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="85440335uy3" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875bde907970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875bde907970c-250wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; width: 220px;" /></a></span><em>Michael Matson, Photo Editor</em></strong><em> —</em> I'm locking in
plans for Thanksgiving, and I am very thankful this year. My
father has survived several close calls after his cancer surgery
in March, so I am looking forward to spending the day with him and
Mom. Additionally, I plan to indulge in some supreme shallowness by hunting for a pair of <a href="http://www.drmartens.com/ProductList.asp?Cat=story&amp;Story=rafsimons&amp;type=All" target="_blank">Raf Simons Doc Martens</a> and "researching" my new crush: Korean model/actor <a href="http://sexyasianmen.blogspot.com/2008_11_16_archive.html" target="_blank">Dennis O'Neil</a> (left).</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><em>Zach Sire, Associate Editor </em>— </strong>I can't even tell you what I'm going to be doing in the next hour, much less the whole weekend. This week has been nuts, so hopefully I'll use the next two days to decompress and do nothing. But, I <em>can</em> tell you to keep your eyes peeled for an exclusive interview here on this site with our current cover girl, <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/shannel/" target="_blank">Shannel</a>. It's coming next week. In the meantime, laugh at this:</p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-KCj_Klp8aY&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-KCj_Klp8aY&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" /></object>

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        <title>Regarding Active Duty's David</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875c01062970c</id>
        <published>2009-11-20T19:08:40-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-20T21:34:17-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Yesterday, The Sword reported on one of Active Duty's most beautiful models, David, being an active member of the real military, and people got pissed, complaining that David had been "outed." I've scrubbed the article I wrote yesterday that reported...</summary>
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            <name>Zach Sire</name>
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        <title>Sarah Palin fans(?) yell at her bus</title>
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        <published>2009-11-20T17:56:17-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-20T17:56:17-05:00</updated>
        <summary>Oh dear, this did not go well. Just look at these furious wingnuts—who evidently did not get their Going Rogues signed after waiting in line for hours like hobos at a soup kitchen—screaming obscenities like "sign our book!" at Sarah...</summary>
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Oh dear, this did not go well. Just look at these furious wingnuts—who evidently did not get their <em>Going Rogues</em> signed after waiting in line for hours like hobos at a soup kitchen—screaming obscenities like "sign our book!" at Sarah Palin's tour bus. What monsters! What if Trig heard them?</p><p>And this (please, God) ends Sarah Palin week in America. </p></div>
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        <title>BREAKING: Levi Johnston working alongside—and pleasuring—homosexuals!</title>
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        <updated>2009-11-20T17:38:08-05:00</updated>
        <summary>This week, Levi Johnston expressed his indignation over accusations by former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin (the grandmother of his child with daughter Bristol Palin) that he was an "aspiring porn [star]." Johnston told E! Online's Marc Malkin, "I...</summary>
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<p style="text-align: left;">This week, Levi Johnston expressed his
indignation over accusations by former Republican vice presidential
candidate Sarah Palin (the grandmother of his child with daughter
Bristol Palin) that he was an "aspiring porn [star]." Johnston <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b154530_levi_johnston_i_dont_want_be_porn_star.html" target="_blank">told</a> <em>E! Online</em>'s Marc Malkin, "I don't want that image. I don't want to get into porn."</p><div style="text-align: left;">

</div><p style="text-align: left;">However, <em>Unzipped</em> has uncovered a startling fact: By posing nude in <em>Playgirl</em>
magazine Johnston has, indeed, becoming intimately involved with the
porn industry. And even more shocking was the revelation that he was
recruited into a site that caters to homosexuals and also employs gay
XXX film stars. </p><div style="text-align: left;">

</div><p style="text-align: left;">Read our in-depth investigation with photographic evidence after the jump.
</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b9a3a2970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="float: left;"><img alt="Shirtless" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b9a3a2970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b9a3a2970c-200wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; width: 200px;" /></a> Nineteen-year-old Levi Johnston was once an average teenager, a Wasilla
High School dropout and sometime apprentice electrician. But
a sexual relationship with the daughter of Alaska's one-time governor
and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin changed
that forever, hurtling Johnston onto John McCain's
Straight Talk Express, where he became the hunky face of proper Christian behavior for all young men engaging in unprotected premarital sex.</p><p style="text-align: left;">While that relationship didn't last once McCain-Palin lost the presidential election, the tawdry twist to Johnston's story began this past August when he <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/08/levi-johnston-says-hed-pose-nude-for-the-right-amount-of-money-i-empty-my-bank-account.html" target="_blank">bragged</a> to Bravo cable channel chief and known homosexual Andy Cohen (on Cohen's <em>Watch What Happens</em> program) that he would pose nude "for the right amount of money." <em>Unzipped</em> then <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/08/unzipped-offers-to-unzip-levi-johnston.html" target="_blank">offered</a> Johnston a substantial sum to pose nude in the world's largest circulation gay male special interest journal.</p><p style="text-align: left;">Johnston declined <em>Unzipped</em>'s offer but he did accept one from <em>Playgirl</em>, saying in <a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/09/levi-johnston-talks-about-his-johnson.html" target="_blank">a Vanity Fair interview</a> that he was familiar with its contents: "I'm guessing it's a dude posing for women." However, Johnston seemed unfamiliar with the fact that <em>Playgirl</em> wasn't publishing a printed edition at that time, which begs an even more serious question: what else didn't Levi know?</p><p style="text-align: left;">"When I logged into Playgirl.com I was stunned by what I saw," says <em>Unzipped</em> Executive Editor, Rick Andreoli. There are countless <em>Playgirl</em> back issue covers featuring known homosexuals or men who perform in hardcore gay films. Once I saw that I knew we needed to investigate further."</p><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6bb8616970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Playgirl" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6bb8616970b image-full " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6bb8616970b-800wi" title="Playgirl" /></a> <br /> <a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875bd96a6970c-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="Hunter" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875bd96a6970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875bd96a6970c-500wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; width: 285px; height: 251px;" /></a> This Campus Hunks cover features Randy Blue XXX stars Reese Rideout and Lucky Daniels, while gay go-go dancer Hunter (<a href="http://blog.unzipped.net/2009/10/look-at-all-these-pictures-from-our-fetish-party.html#more">who performed at one of Unzipped's own events</a>) is seen center. </p><p style="text-align: left;">But what raises even greater concern is Vin Marco from muscle site
Manifest Men, who has made public appearances at The Faultline in Los
Angeles--a bar known for catering to homosexuals who enjoy dressing in
leather, latex, sports gear and other unspeakable fashions. On this <em>Playgirl</em> cover he is
named "Dan." Is Marco trying to slip past the heterosexual watchdogs at
<em>Playgirl</em>, or is <em>Playgirl</em> actually promoting the homosexual agenda by
bringing these gay icons into mainstream society?</p><p style="text-align: left;" /><p style="text-align: left;">Further evidence follows:</p>
<a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b8396e970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Reese" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b8396e970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b8396e970c-450wi" style="width: 425px;" /></a> <br /> <p><em>Playgirl</em>'s Campus Hunks gallery features "Nick," who is actually <a href="http://www.blueloot.com/00001/click.php?a=003148&amp;s=RB&amp;p=001&amp;b=A&amp;tour=latestnews.php" target="_blank">Randy Blue</a> model Reese Rideout:</p>

<p><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6b67b3f970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Reesetopher" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6b67b3f970b " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6b67b3f970b-450wi" style="width: 425px;" /></a></p>

<p>Keeping with the <em>Playgirl</em>/Randy Blue pattern, it's Lucky Daniels:</p>

<p> <a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b84408970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Luckydaniels" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b84408970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b84408970c-450wi" style="width: 425px;" /></a></p>

<p><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b844e3970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Luckyjohnny" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b844e3970c " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef012875b844e3970c-450wi" style="width: 425px;" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;" /><p style="text-align: left;">"To be fair, we do think homosexuals can perform any job heterosexuals perform," Andreoli states. "Granted they usually do it with more flair and less body fat, but that's beside the point. Levi Johnston believed he was innocently posing nude in a 'magazine' that he thinks is for women, but <em>Playgirl</em> is clearly catering less toward women and more toward gay people, and that is very disconcerting."</p><p style="text-align: left;">Take, for example, the pop-up window that appears when one first logs onto Playgirl.com. It's not an ad for romantic walks on the beach, singles ads featuring men bearing red roses for their ladies, or even a Harlequin Romance book of the month club. Instead, it's this:</p><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6bba63d970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Playgirl1" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6bba63d970b image-full " src="http://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a6bba63d970b-800wi" title="Playgirl1" /></a> <br /> There's the aforementioned Manifest Men site, Men Over 30 which was featured in <a href="http://ucmbgm.undercovermags.com/browse/publications/index.jsp?productId=242800510">Men of the Internet</a>--a collectible magazine for homosexuals, and ManSolos.com, which offers "100% manjuice." </p><p style="text-align: left;">"Man juice? Who calls it man juice?" says Cass, an Unzipped staffer. "Even if a girl is into come shots, they would never say, "Give me your man juice.' That's ridiculous." Other staffers agreed, saying they thought "man juice" was hot and wouldn't mind a saucy load being shot upon them that instant. Said Managing Editor Winston Gieseke, "Man juice is so gay!"</p><p style="text-align: left;">Whether Johnston was aware that he would appear on a site catering to queers, if he was duped like many other straight men by people with a homosexual agenda, or if he's simply getting his feet wet before diving into full-on gay butt love porn remains to be seen. What <em>is</em> known is that Johnston is proud of his work for <em>Playgirl</em>. As Johnston stated in a recent interview, "[The photos] turned out well. I'm happy with them. I'm
sure my friends are going to check them out and give me crap about
them, but whatever."</p><p style="text-align: left;"><em>To see more </em>Playgirl<em> models who have taken it (or given it) up the butt, go <a href="http://belowthebelt.unzipped.net/2009/11/levi-johnston-and-hardcore-gay-porn-stars-together-at-last.html#more">Below the Belt</a>. Warning: it's not safe for work.</em></p><p style="text-align: left;" /></div>
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