because we cannoreply@blogger.com (Phildo)Tue, 8 Oct 2024 18:58:16 -0700Blogger http://www.blogger.com13125http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/en-usyeshumor,television,movies,women,love,lust,life,diss,slam,friends,updog,dogs,stories,journalUpdog is your moral compass; a steady and sage guide to help you navigate the troubling waters of awkwardness in these modern times.Because we can.VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchillupwardscanine@gmail.comVitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchillhttp://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/07/updog-is-downdog.htmltruthThu, 22 Jul 2010 09:07:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-7568995019712603965And I don't mean yoga.<br /> <br /> Sorry for the delay folks. Some personal matters for the various Updogs have withheld our words from being inside your ears.<br /> <br /> We're working on some exciting shittake, so stay tuned. You have our personal word, that even if we're all dead, we'll be on time and on schedule and on...top...from now on.<br /> <br /> Fuck yeah.upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/07/happy-fourth-of-july-from-updog.htmltruthMon, 5 Jul 2010 08:50:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-8974795187672595468Hey gang. Because we're still celebrating Amurcah's independence, Updog Episode 3 will be coming on Wednesday instead of Tuesday.<br /> <br /> Smooches to your pooches and thank you for listening!upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/06/if-walls-could-talk.htmltruthTue, 29 Jun 2010 17:57:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-4398151145004908532Conversations would be tough. Everyone knows that walls are total conversation hogs.upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/06/updog-episode-2-live-from-space.htmldownloadTue, 29 Jun 2010 04:33:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-1879631204506413387Coming to you from el outro espacio, Updog...Episode dos! Listen! Love! Share with your friends! 13 and up!<br /> <br /> Episode 2 comes to you direct from the Updog Space Station! In Episodio Dos we cover Justin Beiber's mom (it's about time!), the World Cup, Olympic Curling, WWBD, iPhone 4 and the sexting revolution...and so so much more!<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/UpdogEpisode2-Wwbd/UpdogEpisode2-Wwbd_.mp3">Download</a> (Right click and select "Download File" or "Save Linked File As")<br /> <br /> Or you can put it in your ears right here. <br /> <br /> <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="26" width="300"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/><param value="high" name="quality"/><param value="true" name="cachebusting"/><param value="#000000" name="bgcolor"/><param name="movie" value="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" /><param value="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'http://www.archive.org/download/UpdogEpisode2-Wwbd/UpdogEpisode2-Wwbd_.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.0.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}" name="flashvars"/><embed src="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="300" height="26" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" cachebusting="true" bgcolor="#000000" quality="high" flashvars="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'http://www.archive.org/download/UpdogEpisode2-Wwbd/UpdogEpisode2-Wwbd_.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.0.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}"> </embed></object><br /> <br /> We love you.upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)yesComing to you from el outro espacio, Updog...Episode dos! Listen! Love! Share with your friends! 13 and up! Episode 2 comes to you direct from the Updog Space Station! In Episodio Dos we cover Justin Beiber's mom (it's about time!), the World Cup, Olympic Curling, WWBD, iPhone 4 and the sexting revolution...and so so much more! Download (Right click and select "Download File" or "Save Linked File As") Or you can put it in your ears right here. We love you.VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and ChurchillComing to you from el outro espacio, Updog...Episode dos! Listen! Love! Share with your friends! 13 and up! Episode 2 comes to you direct from the Updog Space Station! In Episodio Dos we cover Justin Beiber's mom (it's about time!), the World Cup, Olympic Curling, WWBD, iPhone 4 and the sexting revolution...and so so much more! Download (Right click and select "Download File" or "Save Linked File As") Or you can put it in your ears right here. We love you.humor,television,movies,women,love,lust,life,diss,slam,friends,updog,dogs,stories,journalhttp://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/06/updog-episode-15-ummm.htmldownloadTue, 22 Jun 2010 19:18:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-6486290230510351729After much adieu, we bring you Episode 1.5 of Updog. Get it! Get it good!<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/UpdogEpisode1.5-Ummm/Updog_Episode1.5-Umm....mp3">Download </a>(Right click and select "Download File" or "Save Linked File As")<br /> <br /> Or just listen here:<br /> <br /> <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="26" width="300"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/><param value="high" name="quality"/><param value="true" name="cachebusting"/><param value="#000000" name="bgcolor"/><param name="movie" value="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" /><param value="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'http://www.archive.org/download/UpdogEpisode1.5-Ummm/Updog_Episode1.5-Umm....mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.0.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}" name="flashvars"/><embed src="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="300" height="26" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" cachebusting="true" bgcolor="#000000" quality="high" flashvars="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'http://www.archive.org/download/UpdogEpisode1.5-Ummm/Updog_Episode1.5-Umm....mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.0.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}"> </embed></object><br /> <br /> We'll be coming soon to iTunes for your convenience. Ohhhh yeah.upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)yesAfter much adieu, we bring you Episode 1.5 of Updog. Get it! Get it good! Download (Right click and select "Download File" or "Save Linked File As") Or just listen here: We'll be coming soon to iTunes for your convenience. Ohhhh yeah.VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and ChurchillAfter much adieu, we bring you Episode 1.5 of Updog. Get it! Get it good! Download (Right click and select "Download File" or "Save Linked File As") Or just listen here: We'll be coming soon to iTunes for your convenience. Ohhhh yeah.humor,television,movies,women,love,lust,life,diss,slam,friends,updog,dogs,stories,journalhttp://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/06/technical-difficulties.htmltruthThu, 17 Jun 2010 10:57:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-6929623234386140895We're experiencing some technical delays in getting the podcast up. Be patient. We will bring you what you need in due time.<br /> <br /> Hugs and drugs.upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/06/stay-tuned-for-updog-episode-1.htmltruthTue, 15 Jun 2010 19:55:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-8460707857953743241Updog Episode 1: Justin Beiber and the Whispering Eye<br /> <br /> Coming soon to ears near (or on) you. Check back tomorrow night for the download link!upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/06/updog-episode-1-coming-tonight.htmltruthSun, 13 Jun 2010 19:21:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-9167796533941847032Looks like I won't be the only one coming tonight.<br /> <br /> Yup.upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/05/on-demand-channel.htmltruthWed, 26 May 2010 18:21:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-7935448698425666676I could watch it for hours. It doesn't matter how many times I see the 48 second clip of Madagascar 2, I'll watch it over and over again. I'll even turn the TV <i>back </i>to On-Demand if it defaults and goes back to regular TV.upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/05/integrity.htmlwisdomTue, 25 May 2010 13:47:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-8812615866481717714If integrity is what you do when no one is looking...that'd be...masturbating and picking my nose.<br /> <br /> (via <a href="http://j.mp/biM8Fh">Chuck Duckbutter</a>)upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/05/goals.htmlwisdomMon, 24 May 2010 14:54:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-5651571541175580169Goal is what you get for Christmas if you've been bad, right?upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/05/wisdom-1.htmlwisdomSun, 23 May 2010 15:06:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-4906552680435369358Your dreams are meant to stay in your sleep.upwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)http://upwardscanine.blogspot.com/2010/05/kick-it-off.htmladviceSun, 23 May 2010 13:38:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6695232355428047995.post-3527712457455889292Today, look at someone you love. And think "That person has probably had splashy poo at some point."<br /> <br /> Love,<br /> Jesusupwardscanine@gmail.com (VitaminP, The Colonel, Travis and Churchill)