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Think Big

Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

if i could reach up

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

When Nights are long

When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.

When the time comes

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

Good FRIENDS

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

DON'T frown

DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

When it hurts to look back

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

one day Love and friendship met

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

If all my friends were to jump

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

To handle yourself

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Smile a while and while you smile

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

A good Friend is like a computer

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

a friend is sweet

a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is u..."

Mountain can fly

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

destiny decides who u meet

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....

Meaning of Friendship

Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER , R-------RESPONCIBLE , I--------INTELLIGENT , E-------EAGER TO MAIL , N-------NICE , D-------DIVINE , S--------SIMPLE , H-------HEARTLY , I--------INTERSTED , P-------PEACEFUL

A square has 4 end

A square has 4 end, A triangle has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end.

If u are a chocolate

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

I've seen angels in the sky

I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

A Friend is Sweet

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

Friendship is like a glass

Friendship is like a glass

Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!

Most people walk

Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

When it hurts to look back,

When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

one day Love and friendship met.

one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

Have a heart that never hardens

Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

If u drop me

If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

Flowers need sunshine,

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

One day u will ask me

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Feel good when somebody

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

A friend gives hope

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

If kisses were water

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

People live People die People Laugh People

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

If I were to be anything in this world…

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

A special friend is rare indeed,

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

They say it takes a minute 2 find

They say it takes a minute 2 find a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

When God opened the window of the Heaven

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

Time might lead me

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

It takes half our life to find true friends

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

In my life I learned how…

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u

A memory lasts forever

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

U got style

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Of all the gifts

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

If friends were flowers I would not pick you

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

Sometimes my mind asked why?

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Never say ur happy when ur sad

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

If I could pull down the rainbow

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

Know what makes me happy wen u msg me

Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that
"APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!

Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE

Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!

Never abandon old friends

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

We've known each other by CHANCE

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If you need advice, text me

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

I believe in angelss

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Passion running trough my veins

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire set

24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day

24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!

Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar

Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

There Were Times You Make Me Cry

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

If you live to be a hundred

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

I cannot resist the tears of a woman

I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

Every message is a smile

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

LOVE is something beautiful

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

The sky is full of golden stars

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...

When darkness moves in on me

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

The ideal husband is the one

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

How can it be that I am sad

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow

If I die and go to heaven

If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

If I had a penny for everytime

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

Roses of red grow in my heart

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

Meaning of Friendship : -

Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER ,
R-------RESPONCIBLE ,
I--------INTELLIGENT ,
E-------EAGER TO MAIL ,
N-------NICE ,
D-------DIVINE ,
S--------SIMPLE ,
H-------HEARTLY ,
I--------INTERSTED ,
P-------PEACEFUL

Days are too BUSY

Days are too BUSY.. Hours are too FEW.. Seconds are too FAST.. but there is Always a time for me to ask.. How R U? n Hope Ur FINE.. MISS U!

Hello! What's wrong with your mobile

Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried so many times but it says"The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!

Sumtime i 4get 2say HI

Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...

I love all the stars in the sky

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

I always thought loving some1

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

There is a gift that gold cannot buy

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

6 rules to be HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Friendship 2 ( English Part II)

2010-09-30T09:41:00.000-07:00

Friends are like stars

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

true friend is someone

true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart

yaad na karoge to satayenge

yaad na karoge to satayenge, ruthoge to manayenge, royoge to hasayenge,
dost hai hum saya nehi, jo andhere mein saath chor jayenge.

GOD is so wise

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because.....
if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

A big HELLO

A big HELLO to my sweet loving, sugar coated, choco mellow, milk shaky, honey dipped,
orange juicy, spicy bacon friend.

Friends are like donkeys.

Friends are like donkeys.
They carry the load of all our difficulties in your life forever and guess what?
You are one of my cutest donkey.

U r smart & gud natured

U r smart & gud natured, I thank God I got a friend like u.
feeling happy! Don’t be? It was sent to me, I just wanted u 2 read it.

Some people r worth 2b thrown

Some people r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep,
Some r 2b treasured 4ever, and i think ur one 2b thrown.
............................. In the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever

Everyone hears what you say.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say...
Best friends listen to what you don't say...

If U need a friend

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you

Value those friends

Value those friends who find time for you in their calendar,
But cherish those friends who don’t consult their calendar when u need them

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves,

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves,
I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

Dictionary is the only place where death comes b4 life,

Dictionary is the only place where death comes b4 life,
sucess b4 work & divorce b4 marriage,
but best part is friend comes b4 relatives.

God saw you hungry, he created McDonald

God saw you hungry, he created McDonald
He saw you thirsty, he created coke
He saw you in dark, he created Philips
He saw you without a cute friend, he created ME!

Friendship is a bridge between U & Me.

Friendship is a bridge between U & Me.
When you are sad and lonely cross it I will wait on the other side 4 ever
and if u r afraid, just tell me, I will cross it for u.

Another day - another year - another smile - another tear

Another day - another year - another smile - another tear
Another summer - another winter too...
But there will never be another friend like - you

They taught me that 1 hr=60mins - 1 min=60secs

They taught me that 1 hr=60mins - 1 min=60secs
but they never told me That 1 second without a friend like u=1 million years

Who is a frnd?

Who is a frnd? F=first, r=relative, i=in, e=every, n=new & d=difficulty.

There r 8 billion people

There r 8 billion people around the world. I don’t know why I keep on messaging u.
may be because 7999999999 can’t replace a single friend like u.

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhaye gi Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

The happiest of people

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

I got nothing else 2 offer

I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!

A good friend is like a computer;

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Don't cry for someone

Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

If someone comes into your life

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

You're like a shining star

You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

everything seems UNCERTAIN

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés

If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

For me U r as..........

For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

When God open the windows

When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish 2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!

When the night comes

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

Friendship is a little more trust

Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!

When ur alone, When ur crying

When ur alone, When ur crying, When ur upset, Don't think of me!! just call me coz incoming is free for me.. my friend!!

Friendship is a wonderful word

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

I asked God 4 a flower

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree...

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Help ever... hurt never

Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!

The ship that will never sink

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

One tree can start a forest

One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!

If u drop me,

If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...

Feelings R many but Words R few..

Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!

Longest love is mother's love

Longest love is mother's love,Shortest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!

Conducting a blood test on u

Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!

A friend gives hope when life is low

A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to go,A friend is
honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!!

True friendship never fades with Time:)

True friendship never fades with Time:), become more tasteful like old Wine:)), only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!

MY FRIEND should be..

MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far, My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die!

Remember that you are unique..

Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

keep the lamp of friendship

keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!

I cant find a reason why God gave U to me

I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U...

FRIENDS in HEart R D worst TENANTS

FRIENDS in HEart R D worst TENANTS. They CAPTURE the HEart, pay no Rent, Dont VATATE & If at all they LEAVE, Thay just BREAK down the Room they LIVED.

10 messages received

10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

Make your life a house your heart can live in

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

I must have been born under a lucky star

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to

If i get ur Smile

If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world!

Funny SMS in Urdu (Part I)

2010-09-30T09:38:00.001-07:00

Aap aik brilliant

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart,
nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..
Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

5 great people:

1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal
Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay
Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon
Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai ,

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai ,
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka,
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Promise me we are true friends,

Promise me we are true friends,
I am lamp you are light,
I am Coke you are Sprite,
I am Sawan you are badal,
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki,
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

kayi raaz aise hote hain

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate,
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate,
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal
chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,
Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge,
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par,
jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du ,
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

jawaab teri shayari ka....

jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....

Tum hoti to aisa hota

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota,
Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati,
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India.
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya,
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Jis mehfil mein khare hojai,

Jis mehfil mein khare hojai,
waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,
Kya mooh dukhta hai ?

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kaun sa gham hai

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
na to makeup hai,
na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai,
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko,
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Jis din se juda vo humse hue

Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi,

shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum

shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite,
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,

Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Dil torna humari aadat nahi,

Dil torna humari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,
Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

You r my sweet SONA,

You r my sweet SONA,
I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya,

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya,
to night ko sleeping chor diya,
tere face ki gentle beauty ne,
mere kind heart ko phor diya

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....,
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

When u feel

When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Tu chand mange main chand dedu

Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange mein raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange: bas yaar…. Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

Dil main basa hay piar tera

Dil main basa hay piar tera, Aankhoon main basi hai tasveer teri, Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri, Hum deekhtay hain “tom and jerry”.

Jo kissi kissi ko milay who hai pyaar

Jo kissi kissi ko milay who hai pyaar, Jo naseeb waloo ko milay who hai apun ka sms!!!

Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai

Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai, Pas na aane ki hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai, Aik sms to kar day zalim, Kanjoosi ki bhi hadh hoti hai.

When words fail

When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi~

Two snakes sitting in the jungle

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'!

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Ye sulgta hua Jism

Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!

Porpose karne ka naya style..

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe:!

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.!

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Apun 1 sher bolega

Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

Abe o burai ke resgulle

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Arz kya hai:

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Tum Haste Raho

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun

Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

Funny SMS in Urdu (Part II)

2010-09-30T09:37:00.001-07:00

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

doc chopra Psychotherapist

doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted infront of his clinic ,
but our sardar painted " Dr chopra Psycho the rapist ".

When i was sad you were there

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were there.
Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai..

Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah

Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein mile :)

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka,
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Aey Mere SMS Mere Dost ke Pass Jana.

Aey Mere SMS Mere Dost ke Pass Jana... Agar wo so Raha ho to Shor Mat Machana,
Jab WO jage to Dhire Se'MuskaranA' Fir Kehna "KANJUS"SMS Karo

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai
beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.!

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh
he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho..

i selected a short girl to marry............why?

i selected a short girl to marry............why?
coz some one told me museebat jithni choti ho utna acha.......

baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,

baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,
paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do,
ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****

HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi

HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..
Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai varna tumhare jaise ,ladko, ke paas mobile nahi hota

teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?

teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?
student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...

Andheri sadak sunsan

Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,
raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

Tum sa koi dusara

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai

Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Uncle : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge!

Kaise ho?

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12,

Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!

Laloo: 2 his P.A.:

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Ek sardar car me

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!

Ye sulgta hua Jism

Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!

Wife- i will die.

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Suchta tha har mor par

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Ager dum hai tu is sawal

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Sardar going with his sister

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Porpose karne ka naya style..

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

Message pe message bhejte ho

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Two snakes sitting in the jungle

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'!

Funny SMS in English

2010-09-30T09:32:00.000-07:00

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko
Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa
Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
1) Pray, so that u may live...
2) Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,
shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll
leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS
padh raha hai"

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of _____expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life
time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition &
marry ur dad's ugly decision.

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headache !

1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU.
I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I
feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else
............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand
ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still
cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,
sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and
got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have
decided never to drink water again !!!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank
you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.

Love SMS

2010-09-30T09:28:00.000-07:00

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

Sincere Apology

Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

What is a girl friend?

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends

newtons law of romance

newtons law of romance:- love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
it can only be changed from one girl friend to another...

breakfast

breakfast= can't eat bcoz i think of u. -
lunch= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
dinner= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
bedtime * can't sleep bcoz..... - i am so hungry!:........

A rose exclusively

A rose exclusively for a nice person like u 4m an ever nice person like me.
Keep the rose until it’s dry, keep my friendship until I die.

Knowing a friend like u

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways
And if Ever I Have to Let you go..
I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

Dictionary is the only place

Dictionary is the only place where death comes b4 life,
sucess b4 work & divorce b4 marriage,
but best part is friend comes b4 relatives.

There r 8 billion people around the world

There r 8 billion people around the world. I don’t know why I keep on messaging u.
may be because 7999999999 can’t replace a single friend like u.

one day Love and friendship met

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

When the time comes for you

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

I've seen angels in the sky

I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

If love were to be taxed,

If love were to be taxed,
I would be the highest tax payer.

you can't buy Love

you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily

Common sense

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Promises are like babies

Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver

You need Money

You need Money to call someone Honey.

I should be more Affectionate

My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.

LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

i håtê Smî|îÑg

i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

Don't regret

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

Love makes life

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

No one is too young for love

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

Love is like a cloud

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

It hurts to love someone

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

It takes a minute to have a crush,

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

I'm scared to fall in love,

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

People say you only fall in love once,

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

Love is to think

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

There are times when I fall in love with someone new

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

Meeting you was fate

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Always draw a circle

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

I'd rather be hated

I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not

Trying to forget someone

Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Dance like no one's watching

Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.

LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD

LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.

You showed me how it is to be loved

You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

There's a warmth in my heart

There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.

I feel something in my heart

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT,

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

Without humor, life sux. Without courage

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

True love is like ghosts

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...

Cherish the person you love,

Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...

It’s hard to find someone

It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

It is not being in love

It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

I love you not because of who you are

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Never frown

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

A memory lasts forever

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Meeting you was fate

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

God created men first

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

There are times when I fall in love

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

Love is to think about someone

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

If the only possible

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.

You asked me who I liked

You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.

Looking back on all these years

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

I'm crazy for you

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine.

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

People say you only fall in love once

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Once Upon a Time,

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

A million words would not bring you back

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

You don’t love a woman

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.

You come to love not by finding the perfect person

You come to love not by finding the perfect person but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

I have no regrets

I have no regrets i will never regret loving some one because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt.

Expect the people you love to be better

Expect the people you love to be better it helps them to become better But you don’t get upset when they fail it helps them keep trying

Many a man in love with a dimple

Many a man in love with a dimple mistake the mistake if marrying the whole girl.

Love is giving some one

Love is giving some one the ability of destroy You and trusting them not to do.

Men love because they are afraid of themselves

Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need some one in whom they can lose themselves, as smoke loses itself in the sky .

the hardest thing in life

the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

Tears in my eyes

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

Love is as a war

Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

I would like to be a tear

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

I feel something in my heart

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…

Falling in love is when she falls

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

The day that I'll die

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.

I miss you ... I need you

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.

Love is hard and will always be

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

If your heart was a prison

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

If a big fat man creeps

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

To the whole world you are somebody

To the whole world you are somebody....but to me , you are the whole world

If you are mad at me

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

The world is so more beautiful

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

Lonely?

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

a sweet little rabbit

(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

Kiss me

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

Like a rose needs water

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

If the world was made of paper

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

A butterfly needs its wings

A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

Love...

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....

I love you!

I love you! From the earth till the moon!

I hope that you finally understand

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

What is a flower without the sun

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

Of all the friends I've ever met

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

If I would get a rose

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you

I love two things

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

Love is......

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

I want to share everything with you

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

Arre..listen.. 2ppl were askin me

Arre..listen.. 2ppl were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!

I miss you so

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

I am looking for a word

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

When the night comes

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

If the people we love are stolen

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop
lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

I wanted to send

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

What I feel for you

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

That I love you is no wonder

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

What is a flower without the sun

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

Women admire a man

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

Without love I cannot live

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

When a heart is the sign of love

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

You are always in my heart

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

I miss you so, here around me

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

Love is sweet poison

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

Love is Pure

Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can't cure

You are like the sunshine so warm

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

You must be a good runner

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

By following my heart

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

There are thousands of roses on this world

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

I have the

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

If you fall in river there is a boat

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

Kiss is not like Nokia

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

You look so fine

You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine

Do you believe in love

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

If U delete this message

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

L O V E ..

L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life....

Don't waste your time

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

LovE is Not HoW LonG

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

i håtê Smî|îÑg

i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

Don't regret what you've did

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

Every girl wants one guy to meet

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

Last night I hugged my pillow

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Love makes life so confusing

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Don't cry because it's over

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

Under the sea

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

When u were born

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...

Without humor, life sux

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

LovE is Not HoW LonG

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

Heart could only Love 4 a while

Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!

Love is like a bird

Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!

wen i go wrong

wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short "YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR"

Be smart

Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

You can fall from a mountain

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

Dont" keep me in ur eyes

Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "Heart Beat" may remainds u thats there is "someone 4 u".

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