tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83592309762786293882025-11-13T12:11:44.669-08:00Urdu SMS, Hindi SMS, Funny Urdu SMS, Latest Urdu SMS, Love Urdu SMS, Free Urdu SMS, Romantic Sms - You can read all these here in Urdu SMS Platform.Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-87597727851855665782014-07-29T12:00:00.003-07:002014-07-29T12:00:49.623-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Here are few eid Whatsapp messages you can have, check out.<br /> <br /> <span data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.0.$end:0:$0:0">1) Ho jay har dua qubool AAPKI yehi hai umeed</span><br data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.0.$end:0:$1:0" /><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.0.$end:0:$2:0">Gham ho door aapse, aur khusiyaun Hu Nazdeek</span><br data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.0.$end:0:$3:0" /><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.0.$end:0:$4:0">Dunya ke Har kaam me ho aapki jeet......</span></span><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0"><br data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$1:0" /><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$2:0">Dil ki gehraiyoun se kehte hai Mubarak ho aapko *"EID"*</span></span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <span data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$2:0">2) Eid ka chand nazar aa gaya.</span></span></span></span></span><br /> <span data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$2:0">Kash Kal tum bhi Nazar aa jao.</span></span></span></span></span><br /> <span data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$2:0"><br /></span></span></span></span></span> <span data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body"><span class="UFICommentBody" data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0"><span data-reactid=".31.1:3:1:$comment885615988133578_885934264768417:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.3.0.$end:0:$2:0">3) Sher Khurma khate hi jo mithas munh main pheli </span></span></span></span></span><br /> Yun Laga jaise kissi ne dil se Eid mubarak Kaha.<br /><br /> <br /> <br /></div> Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-52538605453303522902014-07-15T13:56:00.002-07:002014-07-15T13:56:33.144-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span class="userContent" data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}"><b>Cute Answer: </b></span><br /> <span class="userContent" data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}">School mein admission ke liye interview hu Raha tha:<br /> Teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai ?</span><br /> <span class="userContent" data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}">Thoda rok kar.....<br />........</span><br /> <span class="userContent" data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}"> (Cute answer)....<br /> Boy : jo bhi mummy bolti hain</span></div> Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-33682038116061889582014-07-15T13:54:00.000-07:002014-07-15T13:54:05.162-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span class="userContent" data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}">Ek Jagah Maruti 800 Car kee nilami ho rhi the. Boli lagi...<br /> 15 lakh<br /> 20 lakh<br /> 40 lakh<br /> <br /> Husband : Akhir is khataara gaadi me aisa kya hai Jo itni Kimat?<br /> <br /> Seller : Bhai iske 19 accident hu chuke hain, har bar sirf biwi mari hai....<br /> <br /> Husband : (josh main) iski maa ki<br /> ...... 1 crore ...... !!!</span></div> Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-1465683786114609512014-07-15T13:51:00.000-07:002014-07-15T13:51:04.684-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}"> Ek ziddee murge ko uske maaalik ne pinjre main bandh kar diya.<br /> Murgaa itnaa ziddi tha ki peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.<br /> Maalik ne usko fir se pinjre main bandh kar diya.<br /> Lekin murga toh ziddi tha. Woh phir se peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.<br /> Uske malik ko gussa aaya. Usne murge ko kaat ke, pakka ke, khaa gaya.<br /> Lekin Murga to ziddi tha....<br /> .....<br /> .....<br /> </div> </div> Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-56608431572943747852013-12-15T23:40:00.000-08:002013-12-15T23:40:12.106-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Sach kahuon tu Mojhko Ye Unwan bura Lagta Hai<br /> Zulm Sehta Hua Insaan Bora lagta hai.<br /> <br /> kis qadar ho gaye MASHROOF ye dunya apni<br /> ek din theray to "MEHMAN" bura lagta hai.<br /> <br /> unki khdmat to bahut door hal ye hai yahan<br /> boodhay "MAA BAAP" ka farman bura lagta hai.<br /> <br /> Mere ALLAH meri NASLON ko ZILLAT se nikal<br /> itni Zillat main "MUSALMAN" bura lagta hai.</div> Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-1316153486602907972012-07-27T10:14:00.000-07:002012-07-27T10:14:48.692-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">1) We hope you both love each other,<br /> Like you have done from Last so many years,<br /> <br /> The life should only bring joy to your life,<br /> And I wish in your life, there is no tear, no tear.....<br /> <br /> 2) I wish I could be there to see<br /> That how you both married each other.<br /> Then I think I am lucky by seeing,<br /> How you both celebrate Marriage together. </div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-69241257270270209292012-07-27T10:08:00.000-07:002012-07-27T10:08:43.407-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">1) The first time when I talked to you,<br /> &nbsp;I know you are gonna be special for me.<br /> But I was not having this much Idea That.<br /> I will be you, you will be me.<br /> <br /> 2) When I saw you daily, My time goes well.<br /> And when I didn't my friend, Its goes like hell.<br /> <br /> 3) Jab bhi tumko dekhta hun ae dost, Mera Waqt Acha Guzarat hain.<br /> Lekin Jab bhi tumko na dekhon, Waqt Katne Ko Dorta Hain.<br /> <br /> </div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-72395583411386399192011-09-23T03:06:00.000-07:002011-09-23T03:06:00.171-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h1><span style="font-size: small;">Free Pyar SMS, Read Pyar Funny SMS, Urdu Pyar(love) SMS</span></h1><br /> Pyar Kya hai?<br /> <br /> P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi<br /> <br /> Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension<br /> <br /> A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho<br /> <br /> R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso<br /> <br /> To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,<br /> Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxhiR8MWQGRvS4GpQ1ipkYS4VeEdZ9GHsT7l10lihwI_gE_P3EWUEhp5_dNwHXZuFKgFlrBV9GWi1UzvnMhkeuLu-zGOY9xoGRISBP6qAaJsqPa6hnUf2V1WTRtJCgXbidNmiPYG9BEwvz/s1600/sms.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxhiR8MWQGRvS4GpQ1ipkYS4VeEdZ9GHsT7l10lihwI_gE_P3EWUEhp5_dNwHXZuFKgFlrBV9GWi1UzvnMhkeuLu-zGOY9xoGRISBP6qAaJsqPa6hnUf2V1WTRtJCgXbidNmiPYG9BEwvz/s320/sms.jpg" width="320" /></a></div></div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-80359884786837231642011-09-19T23:49:00.000-07:002011-09-19T23:49:55.624-07:00Kehna tu tha unse ki agar hu sake tu "dil se dil mila lo",<br /> Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,<br /> Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,<br /> Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu "Polio Di Dua Pila Lo".Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-5984427650895938982011-08-24T12:55:00.000-07:002011-08-24T12:55:18.358-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h1><span style="font-size: large;">Funny Eid SMS, Eid Ul Fitar SMS</span></h1></div><br /> Ye Khusbowon se kab talak dil ko bhehloge<br /> Koi Kehta Nahi iss ka kya matlab hain.<br /> Juma Juma Tu Nahate Nahi hu tum.<br /> Wada Karo Iss Barr Eid Main Zaroor Nahaoge. ;)</div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-55575067092282800752011-08-22T12:59:00.000-07:002011-08-22T12:59:01.985-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h1><span style="font-size: small;">Romantic SMS, Urdu Romance SMS</span></h1><br /> 1) Jab Bhi Jalta hain Diya ab mere Astane par<br /> Ajab Khumar cha jata hain is deewane par<br /> Yaad Aa hi jata hain wo bewafa mehbbob.<br /> Rask Karte the dost jiske dostane par.<br /> <br /> 2) Ye wo baag hain jisme kante bahut milenge tumhain.<br /> Bach bach kar chalna, chal chal kar sambhalna. <br /> Ungli hi nahi dil bhi kat jata<br /> Khhon se jisko sinchna padta hain humain.<br /> <br /> <br /> 3) Ab aa hi gaye hu jo is abyaar main.<br /> Bhaitu, thoda maaza bhi le lo.<br /> Aisa na hu ki tuhmat dain log hamain.<br /> Do gaaz zameen bhi na mili koe-yaar-main.</div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-45533957873216465442011-08-22T12:44:00.000-07:002011-08-22T12:44:57.705-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h1><span style="font-size: small;">Urdu SMS 2011, Latest Urdu SMS</span></h1><br /> <br /> Ek baar mere aur tiger ke beech main fight hu gayi...<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Main Bhag Gaye<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .Kyon?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Are Sirf <b>1411</b> Hi bache hain India main?.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> <b>Save Tiger..</b><br /> .<br /> .<br /> Nahi Tu Tumhe Tu mallom hi hai mere Gussa... :)</div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-40286432660766971822011-08-22T12:39:00.000-07:002011-08-22T12:39:37.862-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h1><span style="font-size: small;">Latest Eid Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMS</span></h1><br /> App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat<br /> - <br /> -<br /> -<br /> -<br /> Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Eid Ki.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> ..<br /> Saf Safai Ke Liye.<br /> ... MaharBani Karke Apne Apne Jhadu...aur safai ke kapde sath layen.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> <b>.Eid Mubarak</b><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUxwxKhF0PW5Q6QlOqV3Ol5-MgFMnSc3bf76Gi_eNiGYqds7JROJ6KdFjNTEiL7hjdiaOiFyVX0e_WBDqDQSTluKlg3_BhLfTQ_sGMI8LaP9iPTGoIn6lFpjJ1lmfBH5VsiirbWp6yZdZ1/s1600/eid-mubarak.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="309" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUxwxKhF0PW5Q6QlOqV3Ol5-MgFMnSc3bf76Gi_eNiGYqds7JROJ6KdFjNTEiL7hjdiaOiFyVX0e_WBDqDQSTluKlg3_BhLfTQ_sGMI8LaP9iPTGoIn6lFpjJ1lmfBH5VsiirbWp6yZdZ1/s320/eid-mubarak.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-63932830470069810042011-08-22T12:13:00.000-07:002011-08-22T12:13:04.603-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h1><span style="font-size: small;">Free Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - ANNA SMS </span></h1><br /> News: Indian Government ne 25 paise ke coins band Kiya.<br /> <br /> Reason: Guess??<br /> <br /> Anyone????<br /> <br /> Nahi Maloom????<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Are Jab Woh Kog Ek <b>Anna</b> Ko control nahi kar paye tu <b>char Anna</b> Ko Kaise Control Karenge?</div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-20341712452174696982011-08-19T11:24:00.000-07:002011-08-19T11:24:55.072-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h1><span style="font-size: small;">Eid Funny SMS, Eid SMS</span></h1><br /> Ab bus Eid ke kapden hi lene baki hain.<br /> Ab Bus Eid ke kapden hi lena baki hain.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Jote Ke Jhool To Juma main hi Ho gaya ;).</div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-59353346017228896562011-08-18T05:07:00.000-07:002011-08-18T05:07:14.722-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <h1><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi SMS 140 Character</span></h1><br /> Most of the free sms sending sites allows only 140 Character of free sms to be sent via there websites. So here is Hindi SMS with only 140 Character.<br /> <br /> Jab Bhi main tere samne hota hun.<br /> Na Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta hain.<br /> Ye waqt Yanhi tham jaye.<br /> Zamana Na Jane Kyun Itna Tez Bheta Hain.<br /> <br /> --<br /> <br /> <br /> Jab Bhi Ata hain tera naam mere naam ke sath,<br /> Log Jal Jal Kar Khakh Hue Jate Hain.<br /> Udtha Hain Dil Se Jaise Dhuwan.<br /> Bus woh Chone se hi Rakh hue Jate hain.<br /> <br /> --<br /> <br /> Na Jane Kyon ek baat mere dil main kab se atki hain.<br /> Sayad wo tum hi tu jo ajj tak mujh se lepti hain.<br /> Nahi sone deta ye khalipan mujh ko.<br /> Kabhi anso...khabi rona, khabhi sisiki hain<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-21279471362845856752011-08-18T04:25:00.000-07:002011-08-18T04:25:22.648-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <h1>Urdu Shayari SMS</h1><br /> <br /> 1) Ab tu Itni bhi Maiyasar Nahi Maikhana Main<br /> Jitni Khabhi Hum Chod Dete the paikhane main<br /> <br /> 2)Ye Ishq nahi asan bus itna smajh lijiye<br /> Din bhar sms karna hain,<br /> Bada Bada bill bharna hain. <br /> <br /> 3) Jab bhi ati hain unke lab pe hansi.<br /> Dil ko lagta hain bus ab aur nahi aur nahi.<br /> Isse pe pehle jab bhi woh hansi hain.<br /> mar mar ke phir se jena padta hain.<br /> <br /> 4) <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-75981750064883876252011-08-18T04:17:00.000-07:002011-08-18T04:17:10.654-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h1><span style="font-size: small;">Dosti SMS, New SMS On Dosti</span></h1></div><br /> 1) Dil ke mamle main me hum thode kache hain<br /> magar dosti ke mamle main hum bahut hi sache hain<br /> <br /> Aur kissi cheez ka Itabar hum ko nahi<br /> Lekin Hum ye Jante hain Ki sabhi Dost Hamare Sache Hain<br /> <br /> 2) Hum ye Mante hain Ko dost hamare ache hain<br /> Dil ke bade hi wo sache hain<br /> <br /> Lekin jab bhi ayi bari bill dene ki<br /> Kehte hain kahan Kamate hain, Abhi tu hum Bache hain...<br /> <br /> </div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-87196357130025930422011-04-15T07:41:00.000-07:002011-04-15T07:41:53.035-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin...<br /> <br /> Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.<br /> <br /> Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.<br /> <br /> Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain... Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-24511418867253849032011-04-15T07:36:00.000-07:002011-04-15T07:36:12.234-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <h1><span style="font-size: small;">Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS</span></h1><br /> Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki,<br /> Aur Ladke se Kaha:<br /> "Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?"<br /> <br /> Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): "Aunty!" "Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai<br /> Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.</div>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-41619548866018342312010-09-24T06:37:00.000-07:002010-09-24T06:37:56.457-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Urdu SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Image SMS</span><br /> <br /> <br /> Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,<br /> ...<br /> ...<br /> ...<br /> ...<br /> ...<br /> ...<br /> ...<br /> ...<br /> <br /> ....<br /> <br /> Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain<br /> <br /> ll<br /> ll\('.')<br /> ll &nbsp; ...(}<br /> ll &lt;; L<br /> <br /> <br /> hmmmmm.....!!!Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-178850462220209782010-08-20T14:03:00.000-07:002010-08-20T14:03:03.562-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Urdu Funny SMS, Joke SMS</span><br /> <br /> <br /> Salam,<br /> <br /> 9876543210<br /> <br /> Ye Mera<br /> <br /> Airtel Ka "Naya"<br /> <br /> <br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> <br /> Number<br /> Mat Samjh Lena<br /> Pagal<br /> ...<br /> <br /> ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hain.....<br /> <br /> Ab Bewakufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna...Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-87678234938631996632010-08-20T13:53:00.000-07:002010-08-20T13:53:34.490-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Urdu Love SMS, Urdu Romantic SMS</span><br /> Labz ki Hera Pheri dekhi,<br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Duniya ka sabse Payara Jumla</span>:<br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">Magar</span>, Main tum Se Pyaar Karta Hun.....<br /> <br /> Ab,<br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Duniya ka sabse Ghamghin Jumla</span>:<br /> <br /> Main tum Se Pyaar Karta Hun.....<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">Magar.....</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">Dekha App ne Ek Labz kya se kya kar deta hain.....</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">........</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;"><br /> </span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">Waise appka kya kehana hain....</span>Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-47515572953497203202010-07-13T12:20:00.000-07:002010-07-13T12:20:34.654-07:00<h1><span style="font-size: small;">Urdu Funny SMS, Bhaiye SMS</span></h1><br /> <br /> <b>Ajj Ki breaking news</b> : National Park main ek sher ne ek Bhaiye ko maar dala....<br /> <br /> Save bhaiyas only.... <span style="color: #cc0000;">6,75,45,384567</span> left in Mumbai.Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8359230976278629388.post-21907474194375130752010-07-13T12:17:00.000-07:002010-07-13T12:17:07.094-07:00<h1><span style="font-size: small;">Santa Banta SMS Jokes</span></h1><br /> Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye.<br /> <br /> Banta -: Kon se film Yaar?<br /> <br /> Santa -: "Kaminey"Search Master Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17104966589662789099noreply@blogger.com0