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It's True. They Do That

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:00:00 +0000

I Thought This Day Would Never Arrive

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:41:00 +0000

Meet CADIE

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:29:00 +0000

Google went nuts for April Fool’s Day. This is hysterical.

They “invented” CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity.

CADIE blog
CADIE Technical Specs
CADIE YouTube Page

Basically it is an Artificial Intelligence that will:

Respond to your email
Search your brain
Write your documents
Write your code
Recommend books
Recommend articles
Recommend Images
Add 3D to your browser
Show you ocean floor terrain maps
Tell you where to go

Most likely all or some of these links will be time sensitive, meaning that if you read them on any day other than April 1st you won't see what I'm referring to.

Amazon Kindle...To Embrace or Resist?

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:32:00 +0000

"Resisting the Kindle" is article one in a series of two articles on The Atlantic.com, presenting the Pros and Cons of the Amazon Kindle.

This article presents the "against" argument and I think it is completely flawed. To be honest I think the author was stretching for a thesis simply to be part of a series of two articles examining the pros and cons of the Kindle.

"In Defense of the Kindle" is part two of the series which presents the "pro" or "in favor of" position on the device.

I think you could do away with almost the entire article and only read the response to the original article's discussion of Wallace Stevens and the loss of historical context at risk with the discontinued regular use of Bartlett's Quotations and it still pwns.

Please discuss. I would love to hear feedback on this.

100% Awesome

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:04:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:23:00 +0000

Today it snowed in South Louisiana for what I think is the third time in my lifetime. Check it out:

What Do You Need to Know?

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:27:00 +0000

I've found another fantastic way for everyone to waste time at work! Isn't it amazing how skilled I am at finding these time-wasting methods?

Common Expressions and Sayings

This site has a list of expressions and their origins and meanings that we've most likely heard all of our lives and possibly even used without understanding fully.

Very informative. I came upon it while looking for the origin of the expression "all-singing, all-dancing".

Go Find Him on Them Internets

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:04:00 +0000

I know many of us have been hit hard by the turn the economy has taken.

Not to worry. I'm working to find cost cutting measures for all of us. the first step in my cost cutting plan is to reduce the monthly cost of storage. So go ahead and plan to move your stuff from U-Haul and store it at Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage.

It All Makes Perfect Sense Now

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:56:00 +0000

Politics Explained in simple terms.

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:05:00 +0000

Apparently this is old, but I just saw it for the first time on Friday. This series of rejected cartoons is hysterical.

Kill Ten Minutes With the Living Dead

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:02:00 +0000

Check out Zombie Haiku for an excellent dose of quiet reflection on the zombie apocalypse.

Be sure to read all of the imagined Zombie Haiku that could have been written by famous poets

One Sentence

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:01:00 +0000

Excellent site featuring submissions which aim to tell a story in only one sentence.

One Sentence

Productivity Killers

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:43:00 +0000

Check out this strangely addictive game I found via StumbleUpon:

Red Square

My best time is 21.32 seconds.

Do you ever wonder if there could be so many more geniuses around us if only everyone weren't so distracted by productivity burning things like this, YouTube, Hulu, etc.

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:46:00 +0000

This is so cool. Someone riding a bike through a course made up to be a Guitar Hero World Tour song.

It's almost as good as the live action Super Mario Brothers level one reenactment.

30 Rock Is Awesome

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:44:00 +0000

Tina Fey's Liz Lemon getting out of jury duty by wearing her Princess Leia costume on the stand.

The Internet is a Strange and Wonderful Place

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:04:00 +0000

I Can Only Imagine What Things Are Like In New York

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:32:00 +0000

I don't know if I've mentioned before that the accounting firm that I work for merged with a financial services and wealth management firm and now a number of the CPAs in the office do extensive work of that nature. The focus of many of our top tax people has shifted from tax work to wealth management. This shift was made much at the same time that we moved into a new building, our office being on the third floor now as opposed to the first, like we were before.

We have a pretty large office and it has two sides: an audit side and a tax/wealth management side. I sit on the tax/wealth management side, right in the middle of the top wealth management guys.

With the stock market looking something like this over the last month:

I've heard A LOT of jokes about people throwing themselves out of windows or climbing to the roof to jump.

I bet the jokes on Wall Street have an especially morbid tone these days.

More of This Please

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:57:00 +0000

Earlier this week, the Wall Street Journal published an excellent article on the financial crisis and how it affects the average person.

This is what I've struggled with through the breaking news of this crisis. I knew it was a crisis because everyone kept telling me that it was, and I knew that we may be heading into a recession or a depression and I know how THOSE things affect me, but I never saw the correlation of the the financial market crisis and its direct relationship to my life. This article helps to break it down.

Why This 'Credit Crisis' Hits Everyone

Who Can We Blame For the Sub-Prime Crisis...Who's To Say?

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:11:00 +0000

I don't usually like to post email forwards that I receive, but this one is at least interesting in light of the subprime crisis.

This is a NY Times article published in 1999; actually nine years ago, yesterday. The article is being floated around the internet in the form of an email forward in a slightly edited form. A few sentences and paragraphs have been omitted from the email version which do not change the message of the article entirely, but seem to have been removed in an attempt to rest the blame for today's crisis solely on the Clinton Administration. Certainly that administration had some part in it, but as the actual article illustrates, there were other interest groups who pushed for the policy change.

Emphasis is added by me.

Fannie Mae Eases Credit To Aid Mortgage Lending
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: September 30, 1999

In a move that could help increase home ownership rates among minorities and low-income consumers, the Fannie Mae Corporation is easing the credit requirements on loans that it will purchase from banks and other lenders.

The action, which will begin as a pilot program involving 24 banks in 15 markets -- including the New York metropolitan region -- will encourage those banks to extend home mortgages to individuals whose credit is generally not good enough to qualify for conventional loans. Fannie Mae officials say they hope to make it a nationwide program by next spring.

Fannie Mae, the nation's biggest underwriter of home mortgages, has been under increasing pressure from the Clinton Administration to expand mortgage loans among low and moderate income people and felt pressure from stock holders to maintain its phenomenal growth in profits.

In addition, banks, thrift institutions and mortgage companies have been pressing Fannie Mae to help them make more loans to so-called subprime borrowers. These borrowers whose incomes, credit ratings and savings are not good enough to qualify for conventional loans, can only get loans from finance companies that charge much higher interest rates -- anywhere from three to four percentage points higher than conventional loans.

''Fannie Mae has expanded home ownership for millions of families in the 1990's by reducing down payment requirements,'' said Franklin D. Raines, Fannie Mae's chairman and chief executive officer. ''Yet there remain too many borrowers whose credit is just a notch below what our underwriting has required who have been relegated to paying significantly higher mortgage rates in the so-called subprime market.''

Demographic information on these borrowers is sketchy. But at least one study indicates that 18 percent of the loans in the subprime market went to black borrowers, compared to 5 per cent of loans in the conventional loan market.

In moving, even tentatively, into this new area of lending, Fannie Mae is taking on significantly more risk, which may not pose any difficulties during flush economic times. But the government-subsidized corporation may run into trouble in an economic downturn, prompting a government rescue similar to that of the savings and loan industry in the 1980's.

''From the perspective of many people, including me, this is another thrift industry growing up around us,'' said Peter Wallison a resident fellow at the American Enterprise Institute. ''If they fail, the government will have to step up and bail them out the way it stepped up and bailed out the thrift industry.''

Under Fannie Mae's pilot program, consumers who qualify can secure a mortgage with an interest rate one percentage point above that of a conventional, 30-year fixed rate mortgage of less than $240,000 -- a rate that currently averages about 7.76 per cent. If the borrower makes his or her monthly payments on time for two years, the one percentage point premium is dropped.

Fannie Mae, the nation's biggest underwriter of home mortgages, does not lend money directly to consumers. Instead, it purchases loans that banks make on what is called the secondary market. By expanding the type of loans that it will buy, Fannie Mae is hoping to spur banks to make more loans to people with less-than-stellar credit ratings.

Fannie Mae officials stress that the new mortgages will be extended to all potential borrowers who can qualify for a mortgage. But they add that the move is intended in part to increase the number of minority and low income home owners who tend to have worse credit ratings than non-Hispanic whites.

Home ownership has, in fact, exploded among minorities during the economic boom of the 1990's. The number of mortgages extended to Hispanic applicants jumped by 87.2 per cent from 1993 to 1998, according to Harvard University's Joint Center for Housing Studies. During that same period the number of African Americans who got mortgages to buy a home increased by 71.9 per cent and the number of Asian Americans by 46.3 per cent.

In contrast, the number of non-Hispanic whites who received loans for homes increased by 31.2 per cent.

Despite these gains, home ownership rates for minorities continue to lag behind non-Hispanic whites, in part because blacks and Hispanics in particular tend to have on average worse credit ratings.

In July, the Department of Housing and Urban Development proposed that by the year 2001, 50 percent of Fannie Mae's and Freddie Mac's portfolio be made up of loans to low and moderate-income borrowers. Last year, 44 percent of the loans Fannie Mae purchased were from these groups.

The change in policy also comes at the same time that HUD is investigating allegations of racial discrimination in the automated underwriting systems used by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to determine the credit-worthiness of credit applicants.

From the Desk of Luke Sonnier, CPA

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:13:00 +0000

It is finally over. I passed the final part of the CPA Exam. I took Financial Accounting and Reporting on August 29th and got the score today. I passed with an 84.

I want to say thank you to everyone who supported me through this process. Constant studying and sacrifice was only possible with the support I received from everyone out there.

No News is Painful News

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:17:00 +0000

Oh I'm dying over here. I found out that at least three states (Illinois, Virginia and California) have released scores for the Financial Accounting and Reporting section of the CPA exam, which is the section that I took for the third time on August 29th, and for which I have yet to receive a score.

Louisiana hasn't released scores yet, so now instead of checking the website for my score every hour and a half I'm checking every five minutes.

Good luck getting any work done today, Luke.

Babies, Babies Everywhere

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:19:00 +0000

I'm super late in getting these to some of you folks. Others of you I emailed about them.

While we were on vacation back in August I went crazy with the video camera and got a lot of footage of Sam just being Sam. Check them out after the jump.

Really Bad Coffee

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:13:00 +0000

A strong indicator that your office should switch to a different brand of coffee in the kitchen is the employees brewing coffee at home to bring to work in a thermos every day rather than take advantage of the free stuff you provide for them.

An even stronger indicator is when that coffee brewed in the morning, which wasn't finished because of a busy morning schedule is still being sipped on at 1:30 in the afternoon, even though it is ice cold because six-hour-old, cold good coffee is better than the fresh swill you're trying to serve them.

This is My Brave New World

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:27:00 +0000

Sorry that I haven't been blogging over here at Useless and Pointless Knowledge much lately. Most of you probably know that my blogging is now primarily at The Daily Sam.

Other than studying for the FAR section of the CPA exam again, I'll be honest, not much has been going on in my life. However, I feel like I've been busier than ever. Lindsey and I spend as much time as possible with Dominic (pictured above with on-Luke) and Lexi (check out Lexi getting to know Sam here in my newest Flickr set) and all the rest of our family in the area.

Dominic and Lexi are Lindsey's brother Chris' children. They are a ton of fun, and Dominic thinks I'm pretty awesome (hint: it's because I am). We moved back home because we knew that when we had kids of our own we would want them to grow up around family, and so far we've really been able to encourage some great relationships between ourselves and the kids, and hopefully we can encourage the same between them and Sam. Soon enough, Sam will even have another brand new cousin who will live less than a mile away.

We are making every effort to give Sam a close and fulfilling family life. So far, it is really working. He is very loved and I think he knows it.

So Scott, take a look at the above pictures. This is what my life is now. My sock is dangling my friend! Come January you'd better be ready. Don't worry though...it has been nothing but a blast and I wouldn't change any of it.

Home Again, Home Again

noreply@blogger.com (Luke Sonnier) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:21:00 +0000

Hey guys, I just got back from a week long trip to Chicago for a tax training course. It was a really great trip and a good course. I learned a lot at the conference, but SO much of it was over my head. Once it has had some time to sink in I know it will be fine.

Anyway, while I was gone I wasn't able to update The Daily Sam as much as I would have liked to, but I have posted a picture for every day that I was gone now. Because I shorted you all on the daily pictures, check out this video I did yesterday.

Just in the week that I was gone Sam changed so much. His face is filling out and getting a little more round (and cute). He is gaining weight at a very good pace and looking really healthy. I hope you guys enjoy.