Useless Heroes Show

UHS 38 - Insanity In A Vacuum

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 16:28:00 +0000

UHS 38 - Insanity In A Vacuum

A Carson and A Kyle go into A park and talk about A thing like A bunch of idiots who don't earn A's in A classroom. This is A podcast. AAA.

UHS 37 - Everybody Walk The Godzilla

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 15:26:00 +0000

UHS 37 - Everybody Walk The Godzilla Two years and we're still hear shouting about nothing into your ear canals. Thank you for all the support and we look forward to another two years.

UHS 36 - The Pain Of Flight

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Mon, 17 Mar 2014 19:27:00 +0000

UHS 36 - The Pain Of Flight

Episode 36 of the Useless Misinformation Show rears it's ugly head and haunts your nightmares, daymares, daytime talk shows, late night talk shows, and everything in-between.

UHS 35 - Not A Wooly Mammoth, THE Wooly Mammoth

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 21:16:00 +0000

UHS 35 - Not A Wooly Mammoth, THE Wooly Mammoth

The Unholy Trifecta is joined by Tyler Salas (Dissipayt, Purple Skyes, 1828). Carson is picked on. A lot. It's not like he STARTED this show, edits this show, and writes the descriptions LIZARD.

p.s. I love you

UHS 34 - #samteegardinisajerk

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 20:18:00 +0000

UHS 34 - #samteegardinisajerk

2013. What can we say about it. Idk. Kyle says some funny stuff. Idk. Idk bro. I really like tide (Mitch hedberg joke). Whatever. Something.

UHS 33 - You Can't Complain While Doing Barrel Rolls

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Fri, 03 Jan 2014 19:30:00 +0000

UHS 33 - You Can't Complain While Doing Barrel Rolls

Alternate Titles for this sick nasty dope broski brohemian rhapsody episode: Where's The Search, Yeah That Was A Movie, That One Bear From Star Wars, Pipes And How They Work, The Daughter Of George Lucas, Poor Tobey

CORRECTIONS: The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty is NOT Ben Stiller's directorial debut. Read Receipts are weird.

AMMUNITION: .20 Gauge, .12 Gauge, .50 Caliber

BEARS: Polar, Kodiak, Koala, Panda, Red Panda, Grizzly, Black, Brown, Blue, Gummy, Russian, On Unicycles

UHS 32 - Regular Horses Are Fine

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Sat, 21 Dec 2013 17:19:00 +0000

UHS 32 - Regular Horses Are Fine

We did this episode like 5 months ago and lost it somehow... But now we found it and it's all good broski! Brosiphicus. Brohammer 40k. Brobeans. International womanizer Spencer Papciak joins us and we have a dandy 'ole time.

NOTE: NO GRAND PIANOS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PODCAST. TRY AND SUE ME NOW STEINWAY

UHS 31 - The Wilkerson Two Step

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 22:51:00 +0000

UHS 31 - The Wilkerson Two Step

KYLE IS BACK. And it feels oh so good. However, helicopters really like being a guest on this podcast. Screw you helicopter pilots. WE HATE YOU. AND YOUR DOG. HE BARKS REALLY LOUDLY. KINDA LIKE A, WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON, A HELICOPTER. DEAR ALL HELICOPTER PILOTS, YOUR DOGS ARE JUST AS LOUD AS YOUR AIRCRAFT.

UHS 31 - The Wilkerson Two Step

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 17:11:00 +0000

UHS 30 - Keep Calm And Bird Trainer Baby On

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 05:36:00 +0000

UHS 30 - Keep Calm And Bird Trainer Baby On

HO-LY DOG NUTS. 30 FLUFFIN EPISODES OF OUR STUPID PODCAST. THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE!!!!

However, this episode sucks because it was done without Kyle. It felt wrong. Like when you take a bath while wearing a 3 piece suit #relatable. We review The Hunger Games: Catching Pluto Nash and Marvel LEGO Superheroes: The Video Game Edition

UHS 30 - Keep Calm And Bird Trainer Baby On

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 03 Dec 2013 17:03:00 +0000

UHS 29- The Adventures Of Oliver The Oreo

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 17:23:00 +0000

UHS 29- The Adventures Of Oliver The Oreo

John Bartz joins Carson and Sam for a fantastical time that could only be had without the satan spawn that is kyle wilkerson.

Just kidding, Kyle. I love you. And your hair. On your head. Wait a minute. That sounded weird. Just listen to the episode. Stop reading this. What's wrong with you. Do something with your life. Stop Watching Cheers reruns in your wonder woman underoos. I love you.

UHS 28- It All Goes To Hell Without Carson

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 17:13:00 +0000

UHS 28- It All Goes To Hell Without Carson

Your Mother.

UHS 27- So Many Raccoons...

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Mon, 30 Sep 2013 20:16:00 +0000

UHS 27- So Many Raccons...

Sam and Carson are on there own this week, and they answer everything. All the questions. Who, what, when, where, why, what, who, why these words keep repeating. Contrary to popular belief, Raccoons aren't involved. In fact, I don't know if I'm even spelling raccoons right. Does blogger correct incorrect spellations of words? Crap, we forgot to answer that this week.

UHS 26- Pokemon Movie Commentary

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Mon, 30 Sep 2013 17:59:00 +0000

UHS 26- Pokemon Movie Commentary

Sam and Kyle hate Carson, but they shouldn't, since he edits the fluffing show. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN. Also, Pokemon.

UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 17:34:00 +0000

UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.

PART 2/2 Of our episode with Callie Pruitt and Gabbie Kuse. They are under the impression that everybody knows that it is in fact kyle.

UHS 25- Abandon Ship 2016

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 17:26:00 +0000

UHS 25- Abandon Ship 2016

Our Useless Heroes are joined by Callie Pruitt (Vocal talent, Whale Calls) and Gabbie Kuse (Holmes Is Where The Heart Is, 1828), and they find out what happens when Carson and Kyle go to sleep at night, and more equally disturbing things

UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 02:21:00 +0000

UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.

PART 2/2 Of our episode with Callie Pruitt and Gabbie Kuse. They are under the impression that everybody knows that it is in fact kyle.

UHS 25- Abandon Ship 2016

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 02:19:00 +0000

UHS 24- Agua Mala Commentary Track

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 00:27:00 +0000

UHS 24- Agua Mala Commentary Track

Sam & Carson talk over the X-Files episode "Agua Mala". HILARITY INSUES.

UHS 23- Oh Kyle, Always Assuming Things

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:07:00 +0000

UHS 23- Oh Kyle, Always Assuming Things

Carson XY is explained, Total Recall remake totally happened, and Kyle assaults Carson... No one really knows what happened with that whole fiasco.

UHS 22- THE TWOEST!!!!!!

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Mon, 29 Jul 2013 20:18:00 +0000

UHS 22- THE TWOEST!!!!!!

Sophia Steinberg & Gabbie Kuse join us to talk about friggin everything.

UHS 21- Fan Service

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Mon, 27 May 2013 00:41:00 +0000

UHS 22- Fan Service

Star Trek Into Darkness Happened, and we talk about it a bunch. warning, SPOILERS. and some other stuff happens too. Listen to the dang episode! Stop Reading the description and listen!!!

UHS 20.5- THE RETURN Of Cartoon Superman

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Mon, 27 May 2013 00:24:00 +0000

UHS 20.5- THE RETURN Of Cartoon Superman

PART 2 OF Carson + Sam's Hereafter Commentary

UHS 20- The Death And Return Of Cartoon Superman

Carson Pace (Carson Pace) — Sun, 26 May 2013 23:32:00 +0000

UHS 20- The Death Return Of Cartoon Superman

Carson & Sam talk over the Animated version of the Death and Return of Superman!