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		<title>Print Server Cname Stops Working After 2008 SP2 Install</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 22:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During a recent Sunday downtime window doing Windows updates, I found that our Windows Server 2008 print server was missing service pack 2.  Having had no difficulty in the past with the SP2 upgrade on our other boxes in the past, it didn&#8217;t even occur to me to make sure I had taken a VMWare [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://userssuck.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/windowsserver2008logo.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-39" title="Windows Server 2008" src="http://userssuck.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/windowsserver2008logo.jpg" alt="Windows Server 2008" width="300" height="55" /></a>During a recent Sunday downtime window doing Windows updates, I found that our Windows Server 2008 print server was missing service pack 2.  Having had no difficulty in the past with the SP2 upgrade on our other boxes in the past, it didn&#8217;t even occur to me to make sure I had taken a VMWare snapshot of the server before performing the upgrade.  It&#8217;s when your guard is down and you think there&#8217;s no way that anything could possibly go wrong that karma jumps up and bites you hard in the ass.</p>
<p>For a little back-story, we migrated from a FreeBSD based print server using LPD to a Windows print server running 2008 server approximately 2 years ago.  The benefits of that switch were many and immediately apparent, with easier queue generation and ease of upgrading and installing drivers, giving us better control over our printers.  Deploying those printers to our student use machines (which utilize roaming profiles) using group policy and scripts turned out to not work as well as we had hoped, but that&#8217;s another story for another time.  Our old FreeBSD server had a name which fit with the server naming scheme of the time, and it also had a DNS cname alias.  When we were doing the testing and migration to the new Windows box, we decided to give the server a regular name, and then just move the cname from the old box to the new.  This seemed to be a marvelous idea, as we&#8217;d be able to test the new production box before migrating our users to using it, and then when we moved the cname, it meant all of our users wouldn&#8217;t need to delete and remap their printers.  This all worked fairly well after finding that we had to create the <a href="http://support.microsoft.com/kb/281308">DisableStrictNameChecking registry key</a> in order for our server to respond to both it&#8217;s real name and it&#8217;s cname.  This worked swimmingly well for us, at least until we installed SP2.</p>
<p>The SP install went fine, everything completed as normal.  Before I left to go home, I decided to make a spot check that printing was still working, and I found that both of the network printers I had added to my machine using the alias were showing as offline.  When I tried to get their properties or open the queues from my client machine, I received an error stating that I may have a network problem or the printer may have been deleted.  The printers I had mapped to the same machine using the actual server name were working fine.  If I browsed to \\servername, I could see all the shares, and then if I clicked the &#8220;view remote printers&#8221; button (this was a Windows 7 client), all of the printers would be shown.  However, if I did the same thing using \\alias, I would see all the shares but after clicking to view the remote printers, none of the printers would appear.  It was as though the actual queues on the server weren&#8217;t being mapped to the shares when using the alias.</p>
<p>I spent several hours Googling, and attempting fixes which ran the gamut from rebooting the server, creating host name entries on the server, checking the DNS records for the server and the cname, creating registry edits for setting lanman parameters, to setting SPN records.  Finally, deep in the bowels of Google somewhere down around the 25th page of results, I found a tiny no name forum, which I can&#8217;t even find again now to give it the link love it so rightly deserves, was someone who had the exact same problem.  That forum post claimed the resolution was to rejoin the server to the domain.  I almost disregarded it entirely because I couldn&#8217;t come up with a single reason why this would work, and the connection to the domain seemed to be intact as I was able to login and authenticate to the server, and the domain doesn&#8217;t even know about the cname alias.  Having tried everything else and having no other viable options on the table short of trying to migrate the printer queues to a new server with no guarantee that would solve the problem, I gave it a shot.  Sure enough after the server rebooted, my print connections to the alias showed up as online, and started working again.  Probably the most frustrating issue I have ever encountered during an upgrade was fixed by just about the easiest possible thing you could do, which just intensified the frustration and the celebratory drinking which soon followed.</p>
<p>So, the moral of the story is: If your cname alias for your Windows 2008 print server stops working after an SP2 upgrade, try rejoining the server to the domain.</p>
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		<title>Back From Hiatus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where has the summer gone?  I&#8217;ve sadly been neglecting this site for far too long, but I&#8217;m about ready to start making up for it.  If I were to say it&#8217;s been a busy summer, it would be the understatement of the year.  Since my last post at work we&#8217;ve installed an EMC Clariion SAN, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where has the summer gone?  I&#8217;ve sadly been neglecting this site for far too long, but I&#8217;m about ready to start making up for it.  If I were to say it&#8217;s been a busy summer, it would be the understatement of the year.  Since my last post at work we&#8217;ve installed an <a href="http://www.emc.com/products/systems/clariion_cx3_series.jsp" title="EMC Clariion CX3-20 SAN">EMC Clariion SAN</a>, overhauled our email system replacing it with <a href="http://zimbra.com" title="Zimbra Collaboration Suite">Zimbra</a>, begun using <a href="http://vmware.com" title="VMWare Virtualization">VMWare</a> ESX, and done a successful campuswide deployment of <a href="http://microsoft.com/vista" title="Windows Vista">Vista</a>.  That&#8217;s in addition to the normal list of tasks, coming in at 4am multiple times for data center power outages, working 6 days a week, while spending nights, Sundays, and &#8220;vacation days&#8221; working on a massive site overhaul/<a href="http://Joomla.org" title="Joomla Content Management System">Joomla</a> install for a local Chamber of Commerce.  It seems that the end of all of that is finally in sight, normalcy will resume, and I&#8217;ll be back posting on at least a semi-regular basis. </p>
<p>The first order of business was upgrading WordPress to version 2.3 which took forever due to cryptic error messages like: &#8220;cheatin huh?&#8221;, something along the lines of &#8220;Firefox has determined that this page will never load due to infinite redirection&#8221;, and a couple other hurdles.  It turns out some of that was due to my original theme, which is why I&#8217;m back to the classic WordPress theme and makes my second order of business creating/hacking a new theme.  Please hang in there as the new content is coming soon, I promise! </p>
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		<title>How to change the blocksize of a VMFS filesystem</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By default, VMWare ESX server uses a 1M block size which limits you to having a maximum of 256GB in any single virtual machine.  By changing the block size of your vmfs partition, you can increase the maximum amount of disk you can have.  A 2M block size yields a maximum disk size of 512 GB, 4M yields 1TB, and 8M yields [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By default, VMWare ESX server uses a 1M block size which limits you to having a maximum of 256GB in any single virtual machine.  By changing the block size of your vmfs partition, you can increase the maximum amount of disk you can have.  A 2M block size yields a maximum disk size of 512 GB, 4M yields 1TB, and 8M yields 2TB.  There is no support for anything larger under vmfs3.  Vmfs2 had a maximum block size of 16M, but that has been removed in the vmfs3 specification.</p>
<p>To change the block size of a vmfs filesystem, you need to use vmkfstools to reformat the partition.  The command is:<code>vmkfstools --createfs vmfs3 --blocksize 8M vmhba0:0:0:3</code> It is important to note that like any other formatting procedure, this will destroy any data on the partition, so make sure you move your data before you do this.  The &#8220;vmhba0:0:0:3&#8243; is where you specify which partition to reformat.  According to the VMWare server configuration guide, the format is:</p>
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<p align="left">vmhbaA:T:L:P format, where A, T, L, and P are integers representing adapter, target, LUN, and partition number respectively. The partition digit must be greater than zero and should correspond to a valid VMFS partition of type fb</p>
<p align="left">For example, vmhba0:2:3:1 refers to the first partition on LUN 3, target 2, HBA 0.</p>
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<p>If you&#8217;re reformatting a current vmfs filesystem just to increase the blocksize, you can get that information from the storage section in the configuration tab of the Virtual Infrastructure Client.</p>
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		<title>Carolyn McCarthy Doesn’t Know Her Ass From A Hole In The Wall</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this year Carolyn McCarthy, a Democratic member of the House of Representatives from New York proposed bill number HR1022 titled, "Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enforcement Protection Act of 2007".  It's a bill "[t]o reauthorize the assault weapons ban and for other purposes".  In effect it would put the Clinton assault weapons ban back [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Earlier this year Carolyn McCarthy, a Democratic member of the House of Representatives from New York proposed bill number <a target="_blank" href="http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c110:H.R.1022:">HR1022</a> titled, "Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enforcement Protection Act of 2007".  It's a bill "[t]o reauthorize the assault weapons ban and for other purposes".  In effect it would put the Clinton assault weapons ban back in place (which Bill Clinton himself has admitted had absolutely no effect on crime), but would expand the ban to include all semiautomatic rifles and shotguns.  Unlike the Clinton ban it would also prohibit the sale of preban weapons to individuals via both purchases from a legitimate storefront as well as private party sales.  Semiautomatic weapons would only be able to be transferred to law enforcement agencies under this ban.  This proposed ban also lacks a sunset date, which means if signed it's around indefinitely. </p>
<p>I happened to stumble onto an interview on YouTube a few weeks ago from <a target="_blank" href="http://www.msnbc.com">MSNBC</a> where Tucker Carlson confronts McCarthy about the ban, and barrel shrouds in particular.  After McCarthy tries to side step the question 3 times, she finally admits she has no idea what a barrel shroud is, but that banning them would make the US a safer place.  How people who don't have a clue get into positions this powerful is beyond me.  <a target="_blank" href="http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c110:H.R.1022:">Click here for the full text of HR1022.</a></p>
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[tags]Carolyn McCarthy, HR1022, Clinton assault weapons ban, law enforcement protection act of 2007, clinton gun ban, stupid politicans, open mouth insert foot, msnbc, tucker carlson[/tags]</p>
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		<title>The Swear Jar – Another Priceless Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 23:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Dee sent me a link earlier today to the following Bud Lite commercial.  I've largely been disappointed with the quality of commercials lately even those during the Superbowl, but apparently the ad agencies are starting to hire some better writers.  I'm wondering how much of this is due to the spreading use of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend <a href="http://www.mandymag.com" title="Mandy Magnolia">Dee</a> sent me a link earlier today to the following Bud Lite commercial.  I've largely been disappointed with the quality of commercials lately even those during the Superbowl, but apparently the ad agencies are starting to hire some better writers.  I'm wondering how much of this is due to the spreading use of PVRs ... they have to make the ads good to keep us from skipping them. <br />
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[tags]bud lite commercial, good commercials, superbowl commercials, beer, bud lite, swear jar, office, swearjar[/tags]</p>
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		<title>Who Counterfeits Toothpaste?!!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I was tuning into Ghetto Radio this morning to get my weekly fix of sweet 80's music (yes, I know it's lame but it's the truth) I caught the tail end of a news report where they were talking about counterfeit toothpaste.  I first assumed this was a parody news report much like the Onion  but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I was tuning into <a href="http://www.poprock80s.com" title="Ghetto Radio Network">Ghetto Radio </a>this morning to get my weekly fix of sweet 80's music (yes, I know it's lame but it's the truth) I caught the tail end of a news report where they were talking about counterfeit toothpaste.  I first assumed this was a parody news report much like <a href="http://www.theonion.com" title="The Onion">the Onion</a>  but the other stories seemed legit, so I did a quick Google search.  Sure enough I turned up a <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/19221050">CNBC article</a> about counterfeit Colgate toothpaste with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diethylene_glycol" title="Diethylene Glycol At Wikipedia">Diethylene Glycol</a> (DEG) in it.  Diethylene Glycol is the wonderful stuff found in antifreeze that has a sweet taste and helps you get rid of that nasty neighborhood dog who bites your ankles and shits on your lawn.  The tainted toothpaste was found in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Maryland along with dollar stores in a handful of South American countries.</p>
<p>The first thing that came to  mind after reading this wasn't, "Thank goodness nobody got hurt" instead it was, "Who counterfeits toothpaste?!".  Honestly, what kind of racket is this?  What can you make per tube of fake toothpaste?  30, maybe 40 cents?  And how do you get paid for it once it's in the supply stream?  None of this makes sense!  This may just go down in history as the worst money making scheme ever.   </p>
<p>If you find a tube of Colgate that has a bunch of spelling mistakes and was made in South Africa the next time you brush your teeth, put it down and go buy yourself some genuine Crest.</p>
<p>[tags]counterfeit toothpaste, colgate, bad ideas, how to get rid of the neighbor's dog, diethylene glycol, antifreeze, ghetto radio, 80's music, counterfeit, toothpaste[/tags] </p>
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