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		<title>Back From Hiatus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where has the summer gone?  I&#8217;ve sadly been neglecting this site for far too long, but I&#8217;m about ready to start making up for it.  If I were to say it&#8217;s been a busy summer, it would be the understatement of the year.  Since my last post at work we&#8217;ve installed an EMC Clariion SAN, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where has the summer gone?  I&#8217;ve sadly been neglecting this site for far too long, but I&#8217;m about ready to start making up for it.  If I were to say it&#8217;s been a busy summer, it would be the understatement of the year.  Since my last post at work we&#8217;ve installed an <a href="http://www.emc.com/products/systems/clariion_cx3_series.jsp" title="EMC Clariion CX3-20 SAN">EMC Clariion SAN</a>, overhauled our email system replacing it with <a href="http://zimbra.com" title="Zimbra Collaboration Suite">Zimbra</a>, begun using <a href="http://vmware.com" title="VMWare Virtualization">VMWare</a> ESX, and done a successful campuswide deployment of <a href="http://microsoft.com/vista" title="Windows Vista">Vista</a>.  That&#8217;s in addition to the normal list of tasks, coming in at 4am multiple times for data center power outages, working 6 days a week, while spending nights, Sundays, and &#8220;vacation days&#8221; working on a massive site overhaul/<a href="http://Joomla.org" title="Joomla Content Management System">Joomla</a> install for a local Chamber of Commerce.  It seems that the end of all of that is finally in sight, normalcy will resume, and I&#8217;ll be back posting on at least a semi-regular basis. </p>
<p>The first order of business was upgrading Wordpress to version 2.3 which took forever due to cryptic error messages like: &#8220;cheatin huh?&#8221;, something along the lines of &#8220;Firefox has determined that this page will never load due to infinite redirection&#8221;, and a couple other hurdles.  It turns out some of that was due to my original theme, which is why I&#8217;m back to the classic Wordpress theme and makes my second order of business creating/hacking a new theme.  Please hang in there as the new content is coming soon, I promise! </p>
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		<title>How to change the blocksize of a VMFS filesystem</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By default, VMWare ESX server uses a 1M block size which limits you to having a maximum of 256GB in any single virtual machine.  By changing the block size of your vmfs partition, you can increase the maximum amount of disk you can have.  A 2M block size yields a maximum disk size of 512 GB, 4M yields 1TB, and 8M yields [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By default, VMWare ESX server uses a 1M block size which limits you to having a maximum of 256GB in any single virtual machine.  By changing the block size of your vmfs partition, you can increase the maximum amount of disk you can have.  A 2M block size yields a maximum disk size of 512 GB, 4M yields 1TB, and 8M yields 2TB.  There is no support for anything larger under vmfs3.  Vmfs2 had a maximum block size of 16M, but that has been removed in the vmfs3 specification.</p>
<p>To change the block size of a vmfs filesystem, you need to use vmkfstools to reformat the partition.  The command is:<code>vmkfstools --createfs vmfs3 --blocksize 8M vmhba0:0:0:3</code> It is important to note that like any other formatting procedure, this will destroy any data on the partition, so make sure you move your data before you do this.  The &#8220;vmhba0:0:0:3&#8243; is where you specify which partition to reformat.  According to the VMWare server configuration guide, the format is:</p>
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<p align="left">vmhbaA:T:L:P format, where A, T, L, and P are integers representing adapter, target, LUN, and partition number respectively. The partition digit must be greater than zero and should correspond to a valid VMFS partition of type fb</p>
<p align="left">For example, vmhba0:2:3:1 refers to the first partition on LUN 3, target 2, HBA 0.</p>
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<p>If you&#8217;re reformatting a current vmfs filesystem just to increase the blocksize, you can get that information from the storage section in the configuration tab of the Virtual Infrastructure Client.</p>
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		<title>Carolyn McCarthy Doesn’t Know Her Ass From A Hole In The Wall</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this year Carolyn McCarthy, a Democratic member of the House of Representatives from New York proposed bill number HR1022 titled, &#8220;Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enforcement Protection Act of 2007&#8243;.  It&#8217;s a bill &#8220;[t]o reauthorize the assault weapons ban and for other purposes&#8221;.  In effect it would put the Clinton assault weapons ban back [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Earlier this year Carolyn McCarthy, a Democratic member of the House of Representatives from New York proposed bill number <a target="_blank" href="http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c110:H.R.1022:">HR1022</a> titled, &#8220;Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enforcement Protection Act of 2007&#8243;.  It&#8217;s a bill &#8220;[t]o reauthorize the assault weapons ban and for other purposes&#8221;.  In effect it would put the Clinton assault weapons ban back in place (which Bill Clinton himself has admitted had absolutely no effect on crime), but would expand the ban to include all semiautomatic rifles and shotguns.  Unlike the Clinton ban it would also prohibit the sale of preban weapons to individuals via both purchases from a legitimate storefront as well as private party sales.  Semiautomatic weapons would only be able to be transferred to law enforcement agencies under this ban.  This proposed ban also lacks a sunset date, which means if signed it&#8217;s around indefinitely. </p>
<p>I happened to stumble onto an interview on YouTube a few weeks ago from <a target="_blank" href="http://www.msnbc.com">MSNBC</a> where Tucker Carlson confronts McCarthy about the ban, and barrel shrouds in particular.  After McCarthy tries to side step the question 3 times, she finally admits she has no idea what a barrel shroud is, but that banning them would make the US a safer place.  How people who don&#8217;t have a clue get into positions this powerful is beyond me.  <a target="_blank" href="http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c110:H.R.1022:">Click here for the full text of HR1022.</a></p>
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		<title>The Swear Jar - Another Priceless Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 23:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Dee sent me a link earlier today to the following Bud Lite commercial.  I&#8217;ve largely been disappointed with the quality of commercials lately even those during the Superbowl, but apparently the ad agencies are starting to hire some better writers.  I&#8217;m wondering how much of this is due to the spreading use of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend <a href="http://www.mandymag.com" title="Mandy Magnolia">Dee</a> sent me a link earlier today to the following Bud Lite commercial.  I&#8217;ve largely been disappointed with the quality of commercials lately even those during the Superbowl, but apparently the ad agencies are starting to hire some better writers.  I&#8217;m wondering how much of this is due to the spreading use of PVRs &#8230; they have to make the ads good to keep us from skipping them. <br />
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		<title>Who Counterfeits Toothpaste?!!?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I was tuning into Ghetto Radio this morning to get my weekly fix of sweet 80&#8217;s music (yes, I know it&#8217;s lame but it&#8217;s the truth) I caught the tail end of a news report where they were talking about counterfeit toothpaste.  I first assumed this was a parody news report much like the Onion  but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I was tuning into <a href="http://www.poprock80s.com" title="Ghetto Radio Network">Ghetto Radio </a>this morning to get my weekly fix of sweet 80&#8217;s music (yes, I know it&#8217;s lame but it&#8217;s the truth) I caught the tail end of a news report where they were talking about counterfeit toothpaste.  I first assumed this was a parody news report much like <a href="http://www.theonion.com" title="The Onion">the Onion</a>  but the other stories seemed legit, so I did a quick Google search.  Sure enough I turned up a <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/19221050">CNBC article</a> about counterfeit Colgate toothpaste with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diethylene_glycol" title="Diethylene Glycol At Wikipedia">Diethylene Glycol</a> (DEG) in it.  Diethylene Glycol is the wonderful stuff found in antifreeze that has a sweet taste and helps you get rid of that nasty neighborhood dog who bites your ankles and shits on your lawn.  The tainted toothpaste was found in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Maryland along with dollar stores in a handful of South American countries.</p>
<p>The first thing that came to  mind after reading this wasn&#8217;t, &#8221;Thank goodness nobody got hurt&#8221; instead it was, &#8221;Who counterfeits toothpaste?!&#8221;.  Honestly, what kind of racket is this?  What can you make per tube of fake toothpaste?  30, maybe 40 cents?  And how do you get paid for it once it&#8217;s in the supply stream?  None of this makes sense!  This may just go down in history as the worst money making scheme ever.   </p>
<p>If you find a tube of Colgate that has a bunch of spelling mistakes and was made in South Africa the next time you brush your teeth, put it down and go buy yourself some genuine Crest.</p>
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		<title>I Always Knew Ferrets Were Psycho …</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Diet Mountain Dew&#8217;s new ad campaign features unusual facts that you&#8217;ve probably never heard before.  The video below is the first of these new ads I&#8217;ve seen and it certainly had me laughing.  It kind of reminds me of the classic Budweiser Frog &#38; Ferret commercials from the Superbowl a few years back.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Diet Mountain Dew&#8217;s new ad campaign features unusual facts that you&#8217;ve probably never heard before.  The video below is the first of these new ads I&#8217;ve seen and it certainly had me laughing.  It kind of reminds me of the classic Budweiser Frog &amp; Ferret commercials from the Superbowl a few years back.</p>
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