US through EU glasses

The Home Depot

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Mon, 12 May 2014 21:05:00 +0000

Mam,

I really like the fan idea. Even though I think it is a bit big.

But I would like to know if this is the reason you have short hair!

If your hair get any longer I recommend the following item.

The Happy Mothers Day.

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Mon, 12 May 2014 20:58:00 +0000

Happy Mums day.

Buy her flowers, a cake or a card

Give her a kiss, a hug, or a call is ok.

But pimpin her car is just a bit too much!!!

Mericas way of saying thank you!

Even though I would bet this is a Mexican idea.

Let's just overdo it.

Got better or worse things you saw?

Post them....

I challenge you

The Most Bizarre US Laws

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 06 May 2014 18:00:00 +0000

Enjoy! There are some really funny ones.

Although nothing should shock you over here.

http://9gag.com/gag/aG9rAxz

If you have time to read the comments

you will find some additionals.

The Toilet Perusal

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Thu, 24 Apr 2014 19:41:00 +0000

No this is what I call a decent toilet collection.

2 Books and a Pad and the time flies.
Though decision though! R u going
Old school or Tech?

What would you do?

The Easter Theme

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Fri, 18 Apr 2014 15:46:00 +0000

Happy Easter to everybody out there.

The World's Toughest Job

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Thu, 17 Apr 2014 15:47:00 +0000

This is one of the most interesting and

well thought commercials I have seen in the past.

Really good, really catchy and right to the point!

Lean back and enjoy.

#worldstoughestjob

Thanks mom for always being there!

The 49 Options To Get Fat

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 15 Apr 2014 21:17:00 +0000

1 cup 49 options!

The free refill on almost every fast food restaurant

are even more than your food options.

The good thing about it though is that

you have unlimited mixing options.

FYI: the smallest button on the drinking machine is for water.

The Fraud Mail

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 15:19:00 +0000

A Story on it's own.

I keep getting these into my spam folder for at least 15 years now as everyone of you out there obviously.

About ten years ago, being a bored and curious student I wanted to know how this scam works.

So I replied to to one of these billion dollar opportunities.

I got a response...

from a different email account every time I was corresponding with them.

They were asking me to send them $700 through Western Union so they could clear the check

of an insane imaginary million dollar amount ($ 950.000.000) to my checkings account.

I told them that only the rich get richer and this is why I understand why they contacted me

and as an already insanely rich person I don't handle that kind of business on my own.

I informed them that my executive committee will make a stop with my private jet in Ghana next week to pass over the check and receive the cleared money of the dead King or whatever they are claiming the money comes from.

Long story short as soon as they heard the word lawyer they unfortunately stopped mailing me. (FYI I could have gone on for ever!) I even tried to scam them back by telling them to send me $1200 through Western Union so I could be their trusted source in Europe since Ghana does not have a good reputation right know.

Nevertheless people!!! You get business letters from companies as soon as you get you own cellphone (18 the latest) or other monthly expense and you just need to take one of these and compare it to this one and you will see all the thousands of red flags on these three pages.

My concern and the reason I wrote this article after 15 years is that if I still get these emails it implies that there are still people out there who fall for this kind of scam. Dear sheep. Wake up. No one! I repeat. No one!!! is ever going to give you money for free.

The Carpet Transport

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Wed, 09 Apr 2014 15:40:00 +0000

Just another evidence that idiots don't choose

race, country, hair color or other prejudices.

They are EVERYWHERE!!!

Look at this fool. He will probably tell you:

"Didn't I make it safe back?"

Yes douche, you did! but if you didn't you would

only be an additional number on the scoreboard of

road deaths. Think about that...

Douchebag of the day

The Bike Rack

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 08 Apr 2014 18:29:00 +0000

Even though the public transportation

is probably more existent in Timbuktu

than in Houston,

this is a great idea keeping Bikes off the Bus

and letting passengers enjoy their ride...

FYI the lady in the background

is just a classic example for last generations Fast food Merica.

Messi to FC Bayern

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 16:37:00 +0000

BILD dropped the BOMB again! "Messi signs at FC Bayern Munich"

The "Highlight" of the century was announced earlier today according to the german newspaper BILD. Lionel Messi will wear the bavarian jersey for the following 4 years. Transfer record sum for FC Barcelona!

Just a few hours prior to the Champions League quarter finals first leg of both teams FC Bayern Munich and FC Barcelona the german newspaper BILD fires up the the global football transfer market. In an exclusive publication they report that both teams shook hands and agreed to the transfer of the player to Pep Guardiola's team this summer.

The numbers standing in the room regarding this transfer are outrageous and remind the galactic times of Real Madrid when spending enormous amounts to stay on the top of the world. We are speaking about numbers no one can deny. Not even the big FC Barcelona.

Take a deep breath and follow. FC Barcelona having signed their argentinian player a few months ago till 2018, will cash in a check of 160.000.000 Euro to see their all time favorite player leave the club. This is by far the biggest transfer sum after Cristiano Ronaldo's transfer from Manchester United to Real Madrid a few years ago for 97.000.000 Euro.

As far as the player itself, Lionel Messi signed a four year contract with an annual salary of 25.000.000 Euro! Through this contract he becomes once again the highest paid player in the world. This exact amount of 100.000.000 Euro was also what Lionel Messi was asking Barcelona to pay him to stay in the catalanian city.

Messi joined the list of players deciding to play for the german team just so he can be coached by the most successful manager of this century Pepe Guardiola. At this point we would like to remind last weeks words of Maradona stating that "Bayern would be unbeatable with Messi". And of course he had made this statement to BILD. Very likely the germans already new about the agreement and just wanted to confirming a 100% truth of this amazing fact.

Or even more likely they just waited for the right moment to drop the bomb and shake the whole planet. Besides this would not be the first time. Prior to last years Champions League final between FC Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund they brought hell down to earth for the fans of Borussia Dortmund by reporting Mario Goetze's transfer from one team to the other.

That being said the spotlight will as well fall to Lionel Messi's statement after his game against Atletico Madrid tonight as to the fans of the catalanian team and how they are going to react to loosing their beloved child.

Read here the complete article in the german BILD.

The Anti Theft System

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 02:57:00 +0000

I found the best anti theft system

for my car over here in the US!

The Aston Martin

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 02:57:00 +0000

One of the best and most true

Ads I have seen lately.

The Pineapple

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 18 Mar 2014 14:44:00 +0000

Truth be told!!!

The Real Greek Yoghurt

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 00:07:00 +0000

Taking green and calling it red and

hoping people don't know what green looks like

and will get fooled only works with

ignorant, uneducated people

and for sure only for a short period of time.

That being said a real greek yoghurt

isn't only imported from Greece.

It also has a greek name

and for those you don't know how to spell it

they even help you out by showing the correct pronounciation.

So Fa-yeh for ever!!!

The Howdy

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 00:05:00 +0000

If you have never visited the South of the US

keep this greeting in mind.

Howdie my friends.

The Big Pizza

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 00:05:00 +0000

Let's get a family size they said.

It will be fun they said.

28 inches = 70 centimeter for 6 people

is more of a hustle than a joyride.

The Tabasco Bottles

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 00:04:00 +0000

Aren't they cute?

Almost half the size of a cigarette packet.

The Trash Can

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 00:03:00 +0000

Please don't ever step out of your car!
Don't move!!! You might loose a pound!
On the flip side at least you don't have to ame.
Next step is a robotic hand you will pass your trash to...

The Tool Cabinet

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 00:02:00 +0000

Yes this is a Tool Cabinet for 2000 bucks.

Integrated sound system, stainless steel

and it better keep my beverage cool for this price.

Too much? For sure.

The Goode Co

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Fri, 13 Sep 2013 02:11:00 +0000

Having traveled through some countries

and states around the globe i must admit!

I have never met prouder people than Texans!!!

The Banned Foods

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Thu, 29 Aug 2013 02:38:00 +0000

Just a link!!!

But to good and true!!!

Njoy

http://u267p171.ilyke.net/10-american-foods-that-are-banned-in-other-countries/35445

The Beleaver

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 17:25:00 +0000

Don't hate the player!

Hate the game!

The School Bag

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 02:33:00 +0000

Well played Mummy!

Let the kids deal with the rest

on their first day in school...

The Three Pedals

noreply@blogger.com (playyagame) — Wed, 14 Aug 2013 01:20:00 +0000

Somebody has to remind people over here

how it is like not driving a go cart every day.

"Yeah, but automatic is convenient!

I can drink my coffee,

text my grandma,

talk with my insurance buddy,

check my 401k..."

Shut up dumbass!!!

Exactly.

You don't drive and don't pay attention.

Because of you everyone else gets a heart atack around you.

Period!!!

btw you pussy I can do the same shit with my manual car

only if I wanted to. With STYLE!!!