Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less

Don't I look too young to be a grandma?

2010-02-10T05:14:00.005-06:00

Elaine M. writes to us:

My friend spotted this in a handicapped space. Yes, it says "foxy grandma".

Me-ow. Maybe we can all get some Metamucil and vodkas later?

Lined with bacon, perhaps?

2010-02-09T05:24:00.004-06:00

Tina in VA strikes again with this magnificent find: M3AT WGN (Meat Wagon). Let's not ignore the fact that this driver has used a 3 to represent an E, either. Tina writes:

There's just something so creepy about a plate that proclaims, "M3AT WGN".

Agreed. I think it's also super creepy because the idea of your car filled to the brim with some sort of meat is kind of shocking to most people.

Is a meat filled car not creepy enough for you? There is also the alternate meaning to the word "meat."

Try some antibiotics.

2010-02-08T05:49:00.000-06:00

ITZ SIK (It's sick) is from Keith S. From my understanding "sick" can mean one of many things including, but not limited to:

1. Not in the greatest of health
2. Really awesome
3. What I am on the Monday after Super Bowl.

(Four exhaust pipes?! Really?!?! Arrrgghhh!!)

For some crude, adult language and a drug reference

2010-02-05T05:51:00.001-06:00

Keith S. sent us R8ED PG (Rated PG). I assume this refers to the motion picture rating, PG. From wikipedia:

Parental Guidance Suggested - Some material may not be suitable for children under 10. These films may contain some mild language, brief smoking, crude/suggestive humor, scary moments and/or violence. No drug content is present. There are a few exceptions to this rule. A few racial insults may also be heard.

No getting to third base in that car, eh?

It's so delicious

2010-02-04T05:49:00.001-06:00

Today's plate MMREHAB comes to us from Chiari L. I'm sure this is some employee from a place called MM Rehab, but doesn't it look like they are salivating over rehabilitation? Chiari seems to agree:

I have no clue... mmm rehab? M&Ms rehab? Mickey Mouse rehab?

M&Ms rehab!? I, um, don't need that. I can quit at any time. I swear.

A good fun alternative to life

2010-02-03T05:23:00.000-06:00

I(heart)MYWOW comes to us from Heidi. She writes:

As in World of Warcraft, which is made obvious by the plate frame (and the decals). Strangely, this car was not parked in his (or her) mama's driveway. It was at our military commissary, and is nearly every time I go there, which leads me to believe that this person is, in fact, employed.

Ha, these WoW gamers really have a reputation.
Here's another WoW plate, PEWPEW. This one comes to us from MooseNuggette. According to the Urban Dictionary, "Pew Pew" means:

1. Sound made by lasers, usually related to star wars.
2. Owning a person, usually related to world of warcraft

Or, it's the sound of my lasers, piercing burning holes into your tires.

No. Really.

2010-02-02T05:03:00.002-06:00

Tina M. found us another gem from Virginia, RLY CRZY (Really crazy). She writes:

I looked around very carefully before taking a picture of this plate, just to make sure the owner was nowhere in sight. I'm not sure whether it's a point of pride or a warning, but I wasn't taking any chances.

That's my platerazzi: doing whatever it takes to get the shot, even the midst of crazies. You guys are awesome.

Get 'er done

2010-02-01T05:25:00.004-06:00

Not the greatest vanity plate in the world, but I will still present to you GOTIT DN (Got it done?) from Jenna Lee A. The reason I posted this, however, is to warn you that you should never, ever put the word TIT on your license plate. People are going to go there (Go Tit Dan?). Actually, they just did.

Got 'er did, Tit Dan.

When you can't afford that Hummer to compensate.

2010-01-29T05:17:00.001-06:00

Note that this ITSHUGE (It's huge) vanity plate is on the back of a Smart Car, one of the smallest on the road. So I wonder what is so huge? Hmmm? Any ideas?

Oh. Wait. Eww.

(Thanks for the plate, platty.)

There certainly is...

2010-01-28T05:22:00.003-06:00

We got this email the other day, and thought I would share. Take it away anonymous plate submitter:

This plate I saw yesterday struck me as interesting because is was on a Mercedes-Benz R320 SUV, which is the most vane of all SUVs and also the ugliest. And vanity plates, by there very nature, are vane but it admits it's ugly which isn't vane, unless they were using reverse physiology, in which case it is extra vane. There is a lot going on here.

(This is just more proof that vanity plates are the bane of our existence.)

DRIVER READS BRAILLE

2010-01-27T05:09:00.000-06:00

Tina M. sent this one to us: CANT C (Can't see). Let's see here... You kind of need to be able to see to drive, right? Tina writes:

Spotted this one while out and about today: CANT C. And they let this person drive?

Well, it is Virginia. Maybe they've relaxed the sight test requirement before licensing?

Who wants a slice?

2010-01-26T05:04:00.003-06:00

*eye twitch* It hurts. It really does.

(The Pie Plate was snapped by Leora H.)

Also, for your enjoyment I've linked to another "pi" plate here: I Wish I Was Your Derivative, Because Then I Would Be Tangent to Your Curves

Mean People Suck

2010-01-25T05:58:00.003-06:00

Emily sent in this lovely Virginia specimen: JERK H8R (Jerk Hater). She writes:

As opposed to the rest of us who just looooove jerks.

I guess someone has got burned one too many times. It's just too bad that their only outlet to express such frustration is a vanity plate on their Lexus.

Foxy Lady?

2010-01-22T05:33:00.002-06:00

So as I see it, this driver (V1KSEN... Vixen) can either be a:

1. Female fox, or
2. A malicious woman with a fierce temper (see also: harpy, hellcat)

It's been a while since I've seen animals driving, so I'm going to go with malicious hellcat.

(Thanks for the plate Donna F!)

Adorkable?

2010-01-21T05:22:00.003-06:00

J.D. captured this photo of NRDYGRL (Nerdy Girl). Because being cool is overrated, and you want everyone to know it.
MooseNuggette snapped DORKY for us. She writes:

Hey little brother, I got your birthday present. It’s something for your car.

Muhuehahaha! *Snort! Haha! *Snort!

Go fetch your dad some grog

2010-01-20T05:54:00.001-06:00

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! LadyStyx captured this find specimen of the seas (err road?): PIR8DAD (Pirate Dad).

Anyone else want to see this guy get in a fight with NINJADAD?

I have an incredible grasp of the obvious.

2010-01-19T05:34:00.000-06:00

Some people might say we have a problem with Jeeps. I say the only problem with Jeeps we have, are the uncreative plates screwed on to them by their owners. Take these two prime examples:
EL-JEEP is from LadyStyx. So using "el" instead of "the" was about as creative as this person got.
How can I be obvious and obnoxious at the same time? Add numbers, extra Es, and a star. Perfect. (1JEEEP* is from Heidi)

More Jeep creativity here: I got your Jeep thing. Now it burns when I pee. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Give me a... lobotomy.

2010-01-18T05:29:00.004-06:00

William H. sent in this terror of the roadway, GIVME A... as in, "Give me a hummer." Also note the bumper sticker that reads "SIZE MATTERS," ginormous trailer hitch thingy, ladder, and roof spare tire storage.

I'm going to go scream into a pillow now...

Who Doesn't?

2010-01-15T05:12:00.007-06:00

I H8 PMS came from Alison B. Obviously, this driver has a problem with PMS. My response to that would be that, yes, most women do hate PMS. But the most important point here is: Most women don't pay extra to express their mensuration problems on their Corvettes.
Robert W sent in PMS-727 with this note: Personalized? Who knows. Unfortunate - yes!

PMS - 7 days a week, 27 hours a day.

A previous public menstruation lover, for your enjoyment.

All up in yo grill

2010-01-14T05:14:00.003-06:00

Yeah, nothing gets me more jazzed than my Crest Glide Comfort Plus. DON'T EVER FORGET IT.

Really people??

(N2FLOSS [Into Floss] comes to us from Heidi [Thanks!])

Duh

2010-01-13T05:09:00.002-06:00

Stephanie from Spelling Disasters sent us IN DEBT. She writes:

My daughter & I spotted this little, yellow Hummer parked at Ross Dress For Less yesterday. I guess with the high gas usage and over-the-top sticker price of this behemoth, the owners have been forced to discount shop. Poor babies.

Yeah, it must be terrible.

Was HAIRBALL taken?

2010-01-12T05:51:00.001-06:00

Keith S. sent in CAT SPIT. What the what?? I have never in my life heard anyone talk about a cat's spit, so when I saw this on a vanity plate it struck me as odd.

Now I've heard someone talk about bull spit, but I think they were just trying to avoid cursing. I'm not even spitting you.

Update

2010-01-12T05:40:00.000-06:00

So it's a new year and we (Mr. and Mrs. HLP) need to update you on a couple of things regarding our blog. We have moved to a new city, and things have picked up, so we are sort of limited on the amount of time we spend working on the blog (specifically email -- It's just grown so quickly). So to make things easier on ourselves, (and because we want to continue bringing you the most hilarious plates on the internet) we've made a few changes:

-Personal e-mail replies cannot always be guaranteed (we will try our hardest though!)
-Notification that your plate is posted on a certain day cannot always be guaranteed (Again, we will try our hardest!)
-Posting on the weekend will be discontinued. I know, this means no more Loving the Lord Sunday, BUT we will post some of our favorite religious plate fails during the week occasionally.

Our goal has always been to provide a place where we can all share in our plate rage and laugh a little, and it will continue to be just that. Thanks for your understanding. We love our platerazzi!

-Mr. and Mrs. HLP

A match made in meat heaven

2010-01-11T05:41:00.001-06:00

H8MEAT (from Donna F.) "meet" your match:
MEATMBL (Meatmobile; From Kolleen).

Perhaps this is the start of the very first vegetarian vanity plate war?

Just popin' around

2010-01-10T05:33:00.003-06:00

NYC POPE is from Joe F. I am pretty sure that the pope lives in the Vatican, and not New York City. I guess this cold also be "Nice Pope," but that is still really odd too, right? Or maybe this person thinks they are the pope of New York? I'm pretty sure you'd need a better looking car than a Saturn...