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		<title><![CDATA[Away With Words]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kristofer Velasquez is a writer, director, producer, teacher, and father who has chosen this podcast as a verbal quest for immortality through a collection of musings. Sometimes creatively written, other times just curiously spoken - he hopes that his words might reach his children after he’s gone. From published and unpublished fiction to commentary on everything from horror and science fiction, to writing and creativity, to technology and philosophy.]]></description>
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		<author><![CDATA[Kristofer Velasquez]]></author>
		<copyright>Written and performed by Kristofer Velasquez. All rights reserved.</copyright>
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		<itunes:summary>Vaudial is a sci-fi, horror, and suspense story podcast featuring the published and unpublished work of Kristofer Velasquez.</itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: The Thing About Zombies]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Halloween! What better way to celebrate than by picking apart the zombie genre like a horde of walking corpses picking on a carcass? Kris tackles the big issues, like why the dead all have the same fashion sense and why our heroes never wear running shoes. Fans of <strong>The Walking Dead</strong> and <strong>Fear The Walking Dead</strong> should put your geek caps on to protect their <em><strong>braaaaains</strong></em><em> (note: real zombies don't eat brains)</em>.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/awaywithwords/episodes/Away-With-Words-The-Thing-About-Zombies-e5apc5</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Happy Halloween! What better way to celebrate than by picking apart the zombie genre like a horde of walking corpses picking on a carcass? Kris tackles the big issues, like why the dead all have the same fashion sense and why our heroes never wear running shoes. Fans of &lt;strong&gt;The Walking Dead&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Fear The Walking Dead&lt;/strong&gt; should put your geek caps on to protect their &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;braaaaains&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt; (note: real zombies don't eat brains)&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:23:21</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>email@vaudial.com (Kristofer Velasquez)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>Happy Halloween! What better way to celebrate than by picking apart the zombie genre like a horde of walking corpses picking on a carcass? Kris tackles the big issues, like why the dead all have the same fashion sense and why our heroes never wear running shoes. Fans of The Walking Dead and Fear The Walking Dead should put your geek caps on to protect their braaaaains (note: real zombies don't eat brains).</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Kristofer Velasquez</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>vaudial,kristofer,velasquez,kris,velasquez,velasquez,stephen,king,short,story,novel,writing,dean,koontz,michael,crichton,clive,barker,h,p,lovecraft,lovecraft,hp,lovecraft,george,romero,scary,story,horror,story,supernatural,ghost,story</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: No Ghost of a Chance]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>There’s 100% chance that 50% of the time you are listening to Kris explain paranormal issues you will have a 25% feeling that there is a ghost occupying 5% of the space you’re currently in, which has 0% possibility of being able to be proven to explained. Please note your findings in your ghosthunting evidence journal.</p>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;There’s 100% chance that 50% of the time you are listening to Kris explain paranormal issues you will have a 25% feeling that there is a ghost occupying 5% of the space you’re currently in, which has 0% possibility of being able to be proven to explained. Please note your findings in your ghosthunting evidence journal.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:27:41</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>email@vaudial.com (Kristofer Velasquez)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>There’s 100% chance that 50% of the time you are listening to Kris explain paranormal issues you will have a 25% feeling that there is a ghost occupying 5% of the space you’re currently in, which has 0% possibility of being able to be proven to explained. Please note your findings in your ghosthunting evidence journal.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Kristofer Velasquez</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>vaudial,kristofer,velasquez,kris,velasquez,velasquez,stephen,king,short,story,novel,writing,dean,koontz,michael,crichton,clive,barker,h,p,lovecraft,lovecraft,hp,lovecraft,george,romero,scary,story,horror,story,supernatural,ghost,story</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: The Answer to the AI Puzzle]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>If the Terminator or Westworld has taught us anything, it’s that we fail at time travel and cyborgs will always be so much cooler. But they also taught us that in all scenarios, people end up being pretty useless to a race of robots. So before Siri makes it to the 2020 election ballot, Kris shares some insight on the riddle of artificial intelligence. Make sure you’re wearing headphones so that AI folk like Alexa won’t hear this paradigm-destroying epiphany.</p>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;If the Terminator or Westworld has taught us anything, it’s that we fail at time travel and cyborgs will always be so much cooler. But they also taught us that in all scenarios, people end up being pretty useless to a race of robots. So before Siri makes it to the 2020 election ballot, Kris shares some insight on the riddle of artificial intelligence. Make sure you’re wearing headphones so that AI folk like Alexa won’t hear this paradigm-destroying epiphany.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:17:34</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>email@vaudial.com (Kristofer Velasquez)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>If the Terminator or Westworld has taught us anything, it’s that we fail at time travel and cyborgs will always be so much cooler. But they also taught us that in all scenarios, people end up being pretty useless to a race of robots. So before Siri makes it to the 2020 election ballot, Kris shares some insight on the riddle of artificial intelligence. Make sure you’re wearing headphones so that AI folk like Alexa won’t hear this paradigm-destroying epiphany.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Kristofer Velasquez</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>vaudial,kristofer,velasquez,kris,velasquez,velasquez,stephen,king,short,story,novel,writing,dean,koontz,michael,crichton,clive,barker,h,p,lovecraft,lovecraft,hp,lovecraft,george,romero,scary,story,horror,story,supernatural,ghost,story</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: Onward and Awkward]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well, this is going to be awkward. Kris just found the solution our stalled human evolution in the face of the apocalyptic progression of technology and our regression of our collective #intellectual development … and it’s more awkward and longwinded than this sentence. From crazy people at Target to the complete failure of handshakes, get ready … this will be awkward (yes, the paragraph started and ended with this statement. Awkward? Yes, used that word again).</p>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Well, this is going to be awkward. Kris just found the solution our stalled human evolution in the face of the apocalyptic progression of technology and our regression of our collective #intellectual development … and it’s more awkward and longwinded than this sentence. From crazy people at Target to the complete failure of handshakes, get ready … this will be awkward (yes, the paragraph started and ended with this statement. Awkward? Yes, used that word again).&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:19:13</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>email@vaudial.com (Kristofer Velasquez)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>Well, this is going to be awkward. Kris just found the solution our stalled human evolution in the face of the apocalyptic progression of technology and our regression of our collective #intellectual development … and it’s more awkward and longwinded than this sentence. From crazy people at Target to the complete failure of handshakes, get ready … this will be awkward (yes, the paragraph started and ended with this statement. Awkward? Yes, used that word again).</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Kristofer Velasquez</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>vaudial,kristofer,velasquez,kris,velasquez,velasquez,stephen,king,short,story,novel,writing,dean,koontz,michael,crichton,clive,barker,h,p,lovecraft,lovecraft,hp,lovecraft,george,romero,scary,story,horror,story,supernatural,ghost,story</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: This Episode Time Travelled]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>John Connor and Marty McFly lead us down the&nbsp;time travel rabbit hole as Kris sends you a message from the past. Bill and Ted stand by to save you from the inevitable confusion and mind-blowing effect of temporal insanity trying to tackle paradoxes that fuel some of our favorite stories.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/awaywithwords/episodes/Away-With-Words-This-Episode-Time-Travelled-e5200b</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;John Connor and Marty McFly lead us down the&amp;nbsp;time travel rabbit hole as Kris sends you a message from the past. Bill and Ted stand by to save you from the inevitable confusion and mind-blowing effect of temporal insanity trying to tackle paradoxes that fuel some of our favorite stories.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:27:51</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>email@vaudial.com (Kristofer Velasquez)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>John Connor and Marty McFly lead us down the&amp;nbsp;time travel rabbit hole as Kris sends you a message from the past. Bill and Ted stand by to save you from the inevitable confusion and mind-blowing effect of temporal insanity trying to tackle paradoxes that fuel some of our favorite stories.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Kristofer Velasquez</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>vaudial,kristofer,velasquez,kris,velasquez,velasquez,stephen,king,short,story,novel,writing,dean,koontz,michael,crichton,clive,barker,h,p,lovecraft,lovecraft,hp,lovecraft,george,romero,scary,story,horror,story,supernatural,ghost,story</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: The Death of Rock N Roll]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;Kris eulogizes the untimely demise of #RockNRoll. Put down your Guns. Leave some Roses on the grave. Find Nirvana.&nbsp;</p>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;Kris eulogizes the untimely demise of #RockNRoll. Put down your Guns. Leave some Roses on the grave. Find Nirvana.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:25:55</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>email@vaudial.com (Kristofer Velasquez)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>&amp;nbsp;Kris eulogizes the untimely demise of #RockNRoll. Put down your Guns. Leave some Roses on the grave. Find Nirvana.&amp;nbsp;</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Kristofer Velasquez</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>vaudial,kristofer,velasquez,kris,velasquez,velasquez,stephen,king,short,story,novel,writing,dean,koontz,michael,crichton,clive,barker,h,p,lovecraft,lovecraft,hp,lovecraft,george,romero,scary,story,horror,story,supernatural,ghost,story</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: I Invented Facebook]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>True story. Kris traces his social media ingenuity back to the film Rain Main. Follow the amazing journey all the way the from the amazing 80s to the antisocial media of today.</p>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jul 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;True story. Kris traces his social media ingenuity back to the film Rain Main. Follow the amazing journey all the way the from the amazing 80s to the antisocial media of today.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:32:59</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>email@vaudial.com (Kristofer Velasquez)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>True story. Kris traces his social media ingenuity back to the film Rain Main. Follow the amazing journey all the way the from the amazing 80s to the antisocial media of today.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Kristofer Velasquez</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>vaudial,kristofer,velasquez,kris,velasquez,velasquez,stephen,king,short,story,novel,writing,dean,koontz,michael,crichton,clive,barker,h,p,lovecraft,lovecraft,hp,lovecraft,george,romero,scary,story,horror,story,supernatural,ghost,story</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: Chained Reactions & Triggered Warnings]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>You've been warned. Calm yourself.</p>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;You've been warned. Calm yourself.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: This is 39]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Kris has officially been alive for almost 4 decades. He speaks to his kids that are listening to this in some distant future and, in doing so, must thread hispast together. Press mute or stop immediately or you might learn something.</p>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Kris has officially been alive for almost 4 decades. He speaks to his kids that are listening to this in some distant future and, in doing so, must thread hispast together. Press mute or stop immediately or you might learn something.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:25:43</itunes:duration>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: Cheat-ogenic Diet]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Struggling to lose weight? Fighting to get healthy? Drop those extra pounds simply by listening to this episode! This miracle treatment uses sound waves to stimulate your metabolism to start burning fat as you listen! Act now! Operators are standing by! While supplies last! No credit card required!&nbsp; Disclaimer: This podcast has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not meant to diagnose, treat, or cure any conditions. Please consult your common sense before committing to any changes in diet or exercise.</p>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Struggling to lose weight? Fighting to get healthy? Drop those extra pounds simply by listening to this episode! This miracle treatment uses sound waves to stimulate your metabolism to start burning fat as you listen! Act now! Operators are standing by! While supplies last! No credit card required!&amp;nbsp; Disclaimer: This podcast has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not meant to diagnose, treat, or cure any conditions. Please consult your common sense before committing to any changes in diet or exercise.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: The BIG Alien Question]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>So we're going back to the moon and Kris wants to tackle the BIG alien question (not the existence of extraterrestrial life, but rather how <em>big</em> these creatures might actually be.&nbsp;</p>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;So we're going back to the moon and Kris wants to tackle the BIG alien question (not the existence of extraterrestrial life, but rather how &lt;em&gt;big&lt;/em&gt; these creatures might actually be.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: The Art of Sleep]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Is sleeping really a super power? Listen to Kris "marvel" at this idea and explore the movies that your brain make. 
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: Remake Up Your Mind]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Stephen King's "It". Oceans 11. The Thing. Pet Sematary. Dawn of the Dead. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Night of the Living Dead. What do they have in common? Kris has a conversational breakdown and can't (re)make up his mind about whether remakes are good or bad.
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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>Stephen King's "It". Oceans 11. The Thing. Pet Sematary. Dawn of the Dead. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Night of the Living Dead. What do they have in common? Kris has a conversational breakdown and can't (re)make up his mind about whether remakes are good or bad.
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: I've Never Seen Game of Thrones]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Harry Potter. Michael Jordan. Breaking Bad. Nirvana. The Office. Dawn of the Dead. Lord of the Rings. What do they have in common? The answer: the fact that Kris hasn't and doesn't watch Game of Thrones. Seriously.
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			<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Away With Words: Kilroy Was Here]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[Vaudial 2.0 launches with a proper podcast trying to explain the madness to Kristofer Velasquez's method. 
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2019 07:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA["Grow Fonder" A Short Story by Kristofer Velasquez]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>The only thing that separates astronaut Regina Brice from her 12-year-old daughter is distance. Unfortunately that space is filled with an extraterrestrial catastrophe that threatens the very existence of the planet. Whether or not distance makes the heart grow fonder becomes a curious notion, as Regina shuttles back down to earth amidst an invasion that sends Izzy Brice fleeing for her life with a few classmates. Can a mother’s yearn to close the distance gap save their lives from an alien onslaught? Or will the only thing to grow be the peril to all of humanity?</p>
<p>"<strong>Grow Fonder</strong>" © 2017 by Kristofer Velasquez</p>
<p>Published by Prolific Press (2017)<br>
Read by the author<br>
Prolific Press (Anthology): <a href="https://prolificpress.com/bookstore/inwood-indiana-c-4/the-pop-machine-p-205.html?zenid=kuqgm0j7ps9frr7sf3k2h6j1u3">https://prolificpress.com/bookstore/inwood-indiana-c-4/the-pop-machine-p-205.html?zenid=kuqgm0j7ps9frr7sf3k2h6j1u3</a></p>
<p>Links:<br>
<a href="https://www.Vaudial.com">https://www.Vaudial.com</a><br>
<a href="https://www.KristoferVelasquez.com">https://www.KristoferVelasquez.com</a><br>
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<p>Credits: "Gnarled Situation" Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://www.incompetech.com">incompetech.com</a>)<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License<br>
<a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/">http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</a></p>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2018 16:10:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;The only thing that separates astronaut Regina Brice from her 12-year-old daughter is distance. Unfortunately that space is filled with an extraterrestrial catastrophe that threatens the very existence of the planet. Whether or not distance makes the heart grow fonder becomes a curious notion, as Regina shuttles back down to earth amidst an invasion that sends Izzy Brice fleeing for her life with a few classmates. Can a mother’s yearn to close the distance gap save their lives from an alien onslaught? Or will the only thing to grow be the peril to all of humanity?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"&lt;strong&gt;Grow Fonder&lt;/strong&gt;" © 2017 by Kristofer Velasquez&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Published by Prolific Press (2017)&lt;br&gt;
Read by the author&lt;br&gt;
Prolific Press (Anthology): &lt;a href="https://prolificpress.com/bookstore/inwood-indiana-c-4/the-pop-machine-p-205.html?zenid=kuqgm0j7ps9frr7sf3k2h6j1u3"&gt;https://prolificpress.com/bookstore/inwood-indiana-c-4/the-pop-machine-p-205.html?zenid=kuqgm0j7ps9frr7sf3k2h6j1u3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Links:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="https://www.Vaudial.com"&gt;https://www.Vaudial.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="https://www.KristoferVelasquez.com"&gt;https://www.KristoferVelasquez.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Credits: "Gnarled Situation" Kevin MacLeod (&lt;a href="http://www.incompetech.com"&gt;incompetech.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br&gt;
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"&gt;http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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