tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:24:31 +0000http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)Blogger195125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-8488043422573440333Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:23:00 +00002008-06-20T08:24:31.884-07:00videohttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/316278908/heil-true-living-god.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/06/heil-true-living-god.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-2976299240195520992Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:49:00 +00002008-06-06T18:52:47.069-07:00randomCaller Ringtone....have you heard it? You call someone and instead of a bzzz, bzzzz you get to hear whatever song they paid $2.99 for this month. I guess this is pretty spiffy if people use their cell phone for personal use, but not if it is used professonially. Small hint to college grads, if you put your cell phone on your resume remove the caller ringtone. A potential employer will not be http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/306503674/stupid-cell-phone-tricks.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/06/stupid-cell-phone-tricks.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-7908962063161708814Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:11:00 +00002008-06-03T23:20:43.289-07:00physics http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/304310683/magnetic-fields-are-fun.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/06/magnetic-fields-are-fun.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-8986387770762114934Wed, 28 May 2008 15:25:00 +00002008-05-28T08:26:21.339-07:00geologyhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/299921963/geologists.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/05/geologists.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-317759362553013538Sat, 10 May 2008 05:01:00 +00002008-05-09T22:04:41.751-07:00randomAccording to Marc Abrahams' book The Man Who Tried to Clone Himself Jillian Clarke actually researched the 5 second rule. Her conclusion...it safe in some instances. Some high traffic areas in schools or offices that are mopped often contain almost no kooties. She also discovered that more kooties are absorbed when food falls on smooth surfaces like tile. Jillian Clarke won the Ig Nobel Prize http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/287303917/i-want-to-do-my-dissertation-on-5.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-want-to-do-my-dissertation-on-5.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-3983851171525586356Sat, 10 May 2008 04:29:00 +00002008-05-09T21:54:01.090-07:00stupidreligionskepticThe weirdest (and most entertaining) stuff comes up when you type Satan into YouTube. Satan is in your fertilizer and Pokemon Triangles are satanic To end on a positive note: http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/287303918/rock-and-roll-created-by-illuminati.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/05/rock-and-roll-created-by-illuminati.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-557771520965762504Thu, 08 May 2008 14:42:00 +00002008-05-08T07:44:15.954-07:00humorreligionORIGINAL ARTICLE HERE Yes this is a true news article and I did not change a thing SILVERDALE Highly intoxicated and dissatisfied with her sex life, a 28-year-old woman was arrested Tuesday for stealing her husband's wallet and later assaulting the deputy who booked her into jail. The meltdown, which deputies witnessed along with the couple's 3- and 4-year-old children, started when the http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/286128717/unsatisfying-sex-life-and-being-good.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/05/unsatisfying-sex-life-and-being-good.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-7583000593301557980Tue, 06 May 2008 05:29:00 +00002008-05-05T23:03:48.153-07:00skepticSo I attended a get together this past Sunday, when a drunk guest decided to tell me about a car that could run on water. When I voiced my skepticism he insisted on my e-mail address so he could convince me. He then sent me this link to the YouTube video that would change my mind: You have got to be fucking kidding. Not only does this story reek of bullshit, it was shoveled to you by Fox. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/284423535/youtube-makes-people-stupid.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/05/youtube-makes-people-stupid.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-1699217970755280448Fri, 02 May 2008 04:47:00 +00002008-05-02T04:22:42.671-07:00randomBarbie was created in the late 1950s and was the eras ideal American woman. Her boobs stood tall for freedom and democracy. She reminded a nations young female populous that they need to be womanly with no ambiguity about it. It is ok to be unnaturally tall with out enough girth to have a period. Having a gross misinterpretation of you figure, getting married, buying a house, and keeping thathttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/281888360/barbies-breasts-were-designed-by-missle.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/05/barbies-breasts-were-designed-by-missle.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-836098300173620526Fri, 02 May 2008 03:13:00 +00002008-05-01T20:52:42.308-07:00personalA Chaplin came into my Grandfathers room to speak with him and the family. I was not there, but apparently one of my aunts informed him, firmly, of our families dedication to non belief. He was seen leaving the room in a hurry....never to return. On Monday, my Grandfather had a burst of lucidity. We called the nurse for something and when she came into the room he awoke, grabbed the nurse http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/281850306/my-family-frightened-chaplin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/05/my-family-frightened-chaplin.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-6091818915205803336Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:53:00 +00002008-04-30T03:07:32.948-07:00randomWhen I travel, most hotels boast of their continental breakfast. Every time I read it I think, Wow, that sounds so inviting and swanky. I wake up early to indulge in my sumptuous meal...what will it be...platters of an array of meats, cheeses, fresh eggs, and fruits. It is a continental breakfast, so I should be dining on whatever that particular continent has to offer..and this is America right,http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/280709014/random-thoughts.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/random-thoughts.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-7611294937041782918Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:48:00 +00002008-04-29T22:49:17.959-07:00personalApproximately 14 days ago my mother, sister and I took my 88 year old Grandfather to the emergency room of a local hospital because he was in a lot of pain. A recent fall had caused a compound fracture in his spine. The pain was becoming unbearable. In the emergency room the nurse began giving him pain medication through an i.v. After his third dose, my mother who is a nurse, noticed his http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/280579232/right-to-die.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/right-to-die.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-683372190199143115Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:56:00 +00002008-04-28T04:57:44.690-07:00atheistThe article is here. I find it ironic that the lawsuit was filed in Kansas City Kansas and he is stationed at Fort Riley Kansas.http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/279343415/atheist-soilder-files-lawsuit-against.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/atheist-soilder-files-lawsuit-against.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-5230716286779690836Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:30:00 +00002008-04-25T18:30:44.457-07:00videohumorinternethttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/277981742/mom-my-ride.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/mom-my-ride.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-1207500331110870323Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:38:00 +00002008-04-20T19:46:24.081-07:00videohumorinternetYOU MUST watch all 9 minutes, don't skip ahead it is well worth it http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/274399861/for-those-of-us-who-have-watched.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/for-those-of-us-who-have-watched.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-7094120740619135593Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:38:00 +00002008-04-20T08:38:50.330-07:00Sunday Blasphemyhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/274127104/sunday-blasphemy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/sunday-blasphemy.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-1911340212400498988Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:35:00 +00002008-04-18T03:51:48.139-07:00randomThere has been a lot of hub bub about the Olympics being held in China. Hippies are even hanging signs from the Golden Gate Bridge. Why the sudden out cry? It is not like this is a fucking surprise and 3 months ago the Olympic committee said "SURPRISE it's really in China HAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Tibet!" China has done a lot to clean up Beijing for this coming event. They have built new http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/272806648/boycottig-olympics.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/boycottig-olympics.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-8624363975682401965Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:11:00 +00002008-04-17T04:19:14.871-07:00hydrogeologyThe specter of summer is lurking around our doorstep. When summer arrives we become a water hungry vampires. There are lawns to water, pools to fill, cars to wash, and have the water running when we are within any proximity of a water source. Most do not think twice when they turn on the faucet. Water is assumed to be available and no one really worries about its quality or longevity. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/272103560/yes-i-am-going-to-talk-about-wateragain.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/yes-i-am-going-to-talk-about-wateragain.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-469026564394459993Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:12:00 +00002008-04-16T18:13:25.624-07:00videointernethttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/271818324/ok-so-not-all-hip-hop-sucks.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/ok-so-not-all-hip-hop-sucks.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-8583508488963679294Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:21:00 +00002008-04-15T20:57:59.146-07:00personalI travel A LOT. That means I use a credit card A LOT. Hence, that opens me up to some asshole stealing my credit card number. So I would like to send out a personal Fuck You to the dumb ass who attempted to charge $847.56 at Walgreen's in Michigan. Yes that is $847.54 at fucking Walgreen's. Was there a shampoo or condom sale you could not pass up? Did you at least use your rewards card to http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/271158339/like-to-send-out-personal-fuck-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/like-to-send-out-personal-fuck-you.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-1618028086323465951Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:15:00 +00002008-04-07T14:25:17.045-07:00 The Cullen-Harrison Act killed prohibition. It increased the amount of alcohol allowed from 0.5 percent to a 3.2 percent by weight. At 12:01 a.m. ET April 7 trucks flowed from breweries to the public. Several breweries dispatched cases directly to the White House and the Capitol. Articlehttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/265904639/happy-75th-anniversary-cullen-harrison.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/happy-75th-anniversary-cullen-harrison.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-6549276247544355972Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:52:00 +00002008-04-07T10:52:57.036-07:00internetCreated by OnePlusYouhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/265831625/i-need-to-try-harder.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/i-need-to-try-harder.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-6142719861692725868Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:40:00 +00002008-04-06T06:05:37.184-07:00 The strange history of the KU chant dates around 1866. The first chant was "rah rah rah Jayhawk" repeated three times. A few years later an English professor realized how lame it was and suggested Rock Chalk because it rhymed. He also suggested it because of the chalky rock/limestone that is so common in the region. In 1897 it became the official cheer for KU. The Rock Chalk chant is http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/265069460/rock-chalk.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/rock-chalk.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-5961561809073140583Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:08:00 +00002008-04-04T13:27:29.453-07:00stupidreligionpoliticsMohammad Nuh, the Indonesian Information Minister Mohammad Nuh, has written to YouTube demanding the website remove Fitna. If YouTube does not comply the government will block and ISPs will block access to the site. YouTube, response: The diversity of the world in which we live — spanning the vast dimensions of ethnicity, religion, nationality, language, political opinion, gender, and sexualhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/264202958/fitna-pisses-off-indonesia.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/fitna-pisses-off-indonesia.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8315329539323202985.post-4372683503190794683Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:54:00 +00002008-04-03T21:49:38.770-07:00geologyThese nasty looking things were kind enough to give us the oxygen we breath and most of the iron we use. A long long time ago (Precambrian), before humans and dinosaurs lived hand in hand, the Earth had very little oxygen to breath and it's oceans were green due to all the dissolved iron that it contained. Bacteria and other single cell organisms lived in the iron rich oceans pumping out CO2.http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/VelocityInversion/~3/263758254/take-deep-breath-thank-stromatolites.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lady Monchhichi)http://velocityinversion.blogspot.com/2008/04/take-deep-breath-thank-stromatolites.html