From VC Wear: A while back, we had a little mishap when we were printing some shirts. On of our design files had a misspelling. The shirt “Your Idea Made Me Puke In My Mouth A Little” was printed with “Litte” instead of “Little”. To commemorate our mistake, we will be selling the shirts for $6, which is essentially the cost of shipping. Also, if you purchase one, you’ll receive a coupon for $5 off your next shirt purchase.

No we are not.

Literally.

VCwear has held an amazing amount of success over the last few years.  We have gone from a humble startup with a dream of making VC undershirts, to an over 300 person publicly traded company.

But we still put our pants on just like any other bullshitting entrepreneur.

Don’t worry, we are still writing, you just keep reading young skipper.

The untapped VC market that will at LEAST DOUBLE OUR REVENUE: PANTS.

That is right interweb investors, your pants are not funny.  And we are here to help.

Who wouldn’t want to wear this?

It was like a eureka moment.  PANTS ON VC’S.  They all do it!  But they are not funny.

Pardon me as I go take a bath in money.

This one goes out to our friends at Venture Hacks.  Brilliant stuff, keep it coming.  We will, um, keep pitching you on that contextual advertising startup, bro.

Have a better tagline, leave it in the comments.

Sorry to break it to you.

But now, there is something special.  A VCwear sale!  But not just any sale.

A sale of all sales.

A bailout sale.

A ‘you wouldn’t buy our shirts at $100 a piece’ but now your taxes will sale.

Yeah.  $5 flat shipping.  Limited sizes.  Limited colors.  Limited everything.

Including time.  I am going to go back to be ironic, and twitter it or somthing.

Hugs and Kisses.

The Face VC

We see the news that some other VC firms are giving $1-3k for useless twitter apps (their site is built in Joomla, it must be awesome).

Rockstar!

But we feel that is $900-2900 too much for these type of apps.

So VCwear will now offer the $100 fund.

$100 in shirts for the stupidist twitter app you can think of.

Don’t say we never clothed you.  Now crawl, startup founder, crawl.

<3 Fake VC

From VCWear :: Big day for the USA today. We really hope that you voted, but really have no way to know. To make you feel even better about your supposed vote though, we’re offering 20% off all orders on VCWear today if you use the code “ivoted” (without the “s … duh). As always, we still have free shipping anywhere in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Start clicking on shirts over to the right and enjoy the Voting Day discount.

From VC Wear: Are you enjoying your VC Wear shirt(s)? Do you get funny looks when you wear it/them? We hope so. We have created a flickr photo pool that, by tagging your photos with “vcwear”, you can add your photos to. So, upload your photos, tag them with “vcwear”, and let us see you wearing your awesomely ridiculous new shirts.

From VC Wear: We wanted to send a shout-out to our awesome customers from around the world. We have had surprisingly good support from people all over the globe. Here’s where…

1. Sweden
2. UK
3. Singapore
4. Hong Kong
5. Canada

Are we forgetting some? Let us know. Want to add your country to this list? We’d love to have you. Just order a shirt.

Yeah. I heard what you were saying. I just liked this shirt better. No hard feelings, right?

From VC Wear :: Recently, we’ve had a couple shout-outs from some friendly folks around the web. We really appreciate this here at VC Wear and wanted to say a quick thanks. Check out these posts ::

1. The Cart Blog – These Shirts Are All Business
2. Digital Daily – We’ll Call It The “Don’t Be Evil Fund”