<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7003039337971044457</id><updated>2009-01-23T20:27:12.522-02:00</updated><title type='text'>VeRSiLuS</title><subtitle type='html'>Versilus 2009 - A diversão continua! Sorria.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/'/><author><name>Versillus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029268740634087752</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>13</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7003039337971044457.post-4472859355971071985</id><published>2009-01-16T15:20:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T15:34:19.306-02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://purl.org/atom/app#'>2009-01-16T15:34:19.306-02:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cinema'/><title type='text'>A Troca (Em cartaz)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250ft1.jpg?x=240&amp;amp;sig=ryfWaqT9bKMXaxQNTHC3Fw--" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="133" src="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250ft1.jpg?x=240&amp;amp;sig=ryfWaqT9bKMXaxQNTHC3Fw--" vi="true" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Christine Collin (Angelina Jolie) é uma mãe que ora fervorosamente para que seu filho Walter (Gattlin Griffith) retorne para casa. O menino foi seqüestrado em uma manhã de sábado, após ela ter saído para trabalhar. Com a ajuda do reverendo Briegleb (John Malkovich) e após meses de buscas intensas, finalmente, a polícia encontra o garoto. Mas algo está errado e, em seu coração, Christine desconfia que ele não seja seu filho verdadeiro. &lt;strong&gt;Drama. 16 Anos.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"&gt;_______________________________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250thb3.jpg?x=75&amp;amp;sig=eqJjDrdGhLGvdTVf6bWk2g--" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250thb3.jpg?x=75&amp;amp;sig=eqJjDrdGhLGvdTVf6bWk2g--" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250thb5.jpg?x=75&amp;amp;sig=BA7sOoc.zKIdea1SFbO0Cg--" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250thb5.jpg?x=75&amp;amp;sig=BA7sOoc.zKIdea1SFbO0Cg--" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250thb4.jpg?x=75&amp;amp;sig=KDaah7YBRP9BhjKyN_wWEA--" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250thb4.jpg?x=75&amp;amp;sig=KDaah7YBRP9BhjKyN_wWEA--" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250thb2.jpg?x=75&amp;amp;sig=sl.m2PJm8YryUeIXl9xT4g--" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://br.i1.yimg.com/br.movies.yimg.com/cinemateca/fotos/15250thb2.jpg?x=75&amp;amp;sig=sl.m2PJm8YryUeIXl9xT4g--" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;Para livrarmos as crianças do "mau olhado", devemos:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;a) Colocar no bolso dela um frasco com água benta.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;b) Fazer o sinal da cruz quando alguém olha para ela.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;c) Amarrar em seu braço, uma fita vermelha ou uma figa.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;d) Lavar a criança com perfume de alfazema.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;e) Nenhuma das respostas acima.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="background-color: yellow;"&gt;Questão 2&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;Bater três vezes na madeira, significa:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;a) �? o melhor modo de verificar se há cupim infiltrado.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;b) Trata-se de uma tradição que diz afastar a má sorte.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;c) �? uma antiga tradição indígena para atrair a força da árvore.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;d) �? um modo muito antigo de dar boas vindas aos visitantes.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;e) Não significa nada.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="background-color: cyan;"&gt;Questão 3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: #45818e;"&gt;Personagem do folclore que brinca com as pessoas chamando-as pelo nome.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;a) Matinta Pereira ou Perêra.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;b) Iara.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;c) O Barba Ruiva.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;d) A Mulher da Meia Noite.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;e) O Saci Pererê.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="background-color: purple; color: white;"&gt;Questão 4&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: purple;"&gt;Personagem do folclore que é considerado o pai do Saci:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;a) A cobra Norato.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;b) O Curupira.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;c) O Boi Tatá.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;d) O Papa Figo.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;e) A matinta Pereira ou Perêra.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="background-color: orange;"&gt;Questão 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Personagem do folclore que as vezes aparece no lombo de um porco do mato:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;a) Saci Pererê.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;b) Matinta Pereira ou Perêra.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;c) A Cabra Cabriola.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;d) O Caipora.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;e) A Cuca.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="background-color: lime;"&gt;Questão 6&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="background-color: white; color: #38761d;"&gt;Nome do personagem que tem os Olhos de Fogo:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;a) Saci.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;b) Boi-Tatá.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;c) Mulher da Meia-noite.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;d) Lobisomem.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;e) Negrinho do Pastoreio.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="background-color: blue; color: white;"&gt;Questão 7&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Um dos itens abaixo é um amuleto de boa sorte:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;a) Um cristal.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;b) Uma flor dourada.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;c) O Trevo de quatro folhas.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;d) Um frasco de perfume.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;e) Nenhum destes.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="background-color: magenta;"&gt;Questão 8&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: magenta;"&gt;Apenas uma resposta abaixo está errada. Você sabe qual?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;a) O canto noturno da coruja é para alguns sinal de mau agouro.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;b) Derramar sal dentro de casa é sinal de má sorte.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;c) Trabalhar na sexta-feira santa, traz má sorte para quem o faz.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;d) A lenda do Negrinho do Pastoreio é de origem gaúcha.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;e) Abrir um guarda chuva dentro de casa traz sorte.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://blogblogs.com.br/api/claim/462832588/200852/123339" rel="me"&gt;BlogBlogs.Com.Br &lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/2468412015828996509/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7003039337971044457&amp;postID=2468412015828996509&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7003039337971044457/posts/default/2468412015828996509?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/2468412015828996509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/2009/01/folclore-lendas-e-supersties-populares.html' title='Folclore, Lendas e Superstições Populares'/><author><name>Versillus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029268740634087752</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7003039337971044457.post-8415490473034185742</id><published>2009-01-12T14:40:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2009-01-12T15:00:33.930-02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://purl.org/atom/app#'>2009-01-12T15:00:33.930-02:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='O artista da vez'/><title type='text'>Tulio Dek</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://fmodia.terra.com.br/revistadafmodia/revista64/images/capa_direita2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="193" src="http://fmodia.terra.com.br/revistadafmodia/revista64/images/capa_direita2.jpg" vi="true" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;O rapper Tulio Dek sabe, e canta, que nessa vida 'Tudo Passa'. Mas torce para que o atual momento dure bastante. A música-tema de Halley em 'A Favorita' está estourada nas rádios de todo o País,&amp;nbsp;e impulsiona seu primeiro CD, 'O Que Se Leva da Vida �? A Vida Que Se Leva', lançado em setembro.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Tulio, porém, não é um rapper típico: branco, com pinta de galã e ex-namorado de Cleo Pires, teve que enfrentar muita deconfiança no meio do hip hop até conseguir se firmar. E ele não nega que sofreu por causa de sua imagem.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;"No começo, notava que tinha preconceito mesmo contra mim, acho que pelo fato de eu não ser de favela. Mas quando você faz as coisas com amor e verdade, consegue sobressair. O amor quebra tudo", filosofa Tulio.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Ele acredita que 'Tudo Passa' estourou nas rádios porque transmite 'uma verdade'. O rapper não está nem um pouco interessado em falar de uma realidade que não é a sua. "Nas minhas músicas falo do que vivo, do que sou, do que sinto. Se falasse sobre drogas e armas, não seria verdadeiro", explica. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Nascido em Goiânia, mas criado nas ondas do Arpoador, Tulio era fã de Tonico e Tinoco e Chico Buarque. Só foi se ligar mesmo em rap quando passou uma temporada em Los Angeles, nos Estados Unidos, dos 11 aos 14 anos. Quando voltou, estava fissurado em hip hop. Mais tarde, envolveu-se nas 'Batalhas do Real' na Lapa, rimando de improviso em disputas com outros MCs. "A Carol Monte (produtora, cantora e irmã de Marisa Monte) me viu e convidou para gravar com ela. Naquele dia, para mim, o hip hop virou trabalho e sonho ao mesmo tempo", recorda. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Seu disco de estréia foi produzido por Rick Bonadio, responsável por bandas como Mamonas Assassinas e NX Zero (o vocalista da banda, Di Ferrero, participa de 'Tudo Passa'). O ex de Cleo Pires (de quem, aliás, é primo), conhece de perto o mundo das celebridades e diz que está mais do que preparado para os dias de fama que começa a viver. "Se você mexe num motor, tem que sujar a mão de graxa." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogblogs.com.br/api/claim/462832588/200852/123339" rel="me"&gt;BlogBlogs.Com.Br &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/8415490473034185742/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7003039337971044457&amp;postID=8415490473034185742&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7003039337971044457/posts/default/8415490473034185742?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/8415490473034185742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/2009/01/tulio-dek.html' title='Tulio Dek'/><author><name>Versillus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029268740634087752</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7003039337971044457.post-2193565040680693683</id><published>2009-01-09T15:12:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T16:47:49.818-02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://purl.org/atom/app#'>2009-01-09T16:47:49.818-02:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Música'/><title type='text'>Belo - Incondicionalmente</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;1° Primeiro lugar nas rádios, a nova música do Belo é bem ao estilo romântico. Leia e ouça.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #134f5c;"&gt;&lt;object align="middle" height="50" width="150"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://muzicons.com/musicon3.swf" width="150" height="50" menu="false" quality="high"  align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&amp;nomuz=muzicon%20unavailable&amp;site=http://muzicons.com/&amp;icon_pic=44.png&amp;music_file=AHUKfkIC&amp;bg_color=000080&amp;type_of_clip=simple_text&amp;text_color=FFFFFF&amp;text_message=Ou%C3%A7a" wmode="transparent" menu="false" quality="high"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: white;"&gt;_ . _&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Você vem me procurar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Faço tudo pra evitar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Mas meu coração&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Sempre te deixa entrar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Ilusão que eu criei&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Se faz bem ou mal não sei&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Se pra você foi tão normal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Pra mim foi tudo que eu sonhei&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Que maldade, você mente&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Não tá nem aí se vai me machucar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Por que sabe que pra sempre&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Incondicionalmente eu vou te amar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Inexplicavelmente eu não sei te negar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Se é amor ou paixão eu não sei dizer não&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Incondicionalmente eu vou te amar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Inexplicavelmente eu não sei te negar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;Se é amor ou paixão eu simplesmente não sei dizer não!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/01/bacaninha_md_wht.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/01/bacaninha_md_wht.gif" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Um fiscal do Ibama recebe uma denúncia e vai verificar.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dirige-se para um local onde judas-perdeu-as-botas e chega na casa de um caipira. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bateu palmas, esperou um pouco, e logo vem o capiau atendê-lo.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sem se identificar, vai logo travando um diálogo:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;- &lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;Bom dia! - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;diz o fiscal.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;- &lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;Buenas!&lt;/span&gt; - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;diz o caipira.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;- E aí, como vai a luta?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;Dificir.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;- Tem caçado muito?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;Oia... A semana passada matei 20 piriquitos...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;- Vinte? Não acredito! Tudo isso?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;O caipira chama o moleque que estava escorado na porta escutando a conversa, e diz:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- Fio, arcance as cabeça dos piriquito pro homi vê.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;E paca, tem caçado muito?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- Coisa poca... Só uma esta semana. Fio, traz a cabeça da paca pro homi vê.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- &lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;E outros animais silvestres, têm caçado muito?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- Ixiii. Pra mais de metro. Fio, traz as cabeça dos outros bicho pro homi vê.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;Mas, me diga uma coisa: não tem passado por aqui nenhum fiscal do Ibama?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- Craro, sô. Passô, sim. Foi na otra semana. Fio, traz a cabeça do fiscar pro homi vê.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #bf9000;"&gt;Ah, não se incomode, não! Até outro dia e obrigado pela atenção.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- Não tem de quê. Vorte sempre!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogblogs.com.br/api/claim/462832588/200852/123339" rel="me"&gt;BlogBlogs.Com.Br &lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/2373275237320341264/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7003039337971044457&amp;postID=2373275237320341264&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7003039337971044457/posts/default/2373275237320341264?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/2373275237320341264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/2009/01/fiscal-do-ibama.html' title='Fiscal do Ibama'/><author><name>Versillus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029268740634087752</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7003039337971044457.post-3244301688805482979</id><published>2009-01-09T14:23:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T17:21:51.260-02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://purl.org/atom/app#'>2009-01-09T17:21:51.260-02:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AdSense'/><title type='text'>Comece bem o ano, com o AdSense</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:white;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;&lt;a style="CLEAR: left; FLOAT: left; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 1em; MARGIN-RIGHT: 1em; cssfloat: left" href="http://draft.blogger.com/img/widgets/icon_adsense.gif" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img src="http://draft.blogger.com/img/widgets/icon_adsense.gif" border="0" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#b45f06;"&gt; Se você produz conteúdo próprio, mas ainda não tem AdSense em seu site ou blog porque não tem certeza sobre como implementar o código, agora é o momento de começar. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#b45f06;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#b45f06;"&gt;Uma dica: O &lt;a href="https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?answer=44511&amp;amp;topic=8437"&gt;Guia de implementação de código&lt;/a&gt; traz explicações detalhadas sobre como achar o código-fonte de suas página, em que local inserir o código dos anúncios do AdSense, e muito mais.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#b45f06;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#b45f06;"&gt;Não deixe de ler e implementar hoje mesmo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#b45f06;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#b45f06;"&gt;Se quiser saber como implementar anúncios num blog do Blogger, &lt;a href="http://adsense-pt.blogspot.com/2006/11/adsense-conhea-nova-verso-do-blogger.html"&gt;leia este post.&lt;/a&gt; Ele explica como inserir blocos de anúncio usando os modelos do Blogger. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Créditos: AdSense Brasil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogblogs.com.br/api/claim/462832588/200852/123339" rel="me"&gt;BlogBlogs.Com.Br &lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/3244301688805482979/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7003039337971044457&amp;postID=3244301688805482979&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7003039337971044457/posts/default/3244301688805482979?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/3244301688805482979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/2009/01/comece-bem-o-ano-com-o-adsense.html' title='Comece bem o ano, com o AdSense'/><author><name>Versillus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029268740634087752</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7003039337971044457.post-89514406991581723</id><published>2009-01-08T14:44:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2009-01-08T14:55:29.632-02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://purl.org/atom/app#'>2009-01-08T14:55:29.632-02:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fotopiadas'/><title type='text'>Vôo baixo?</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Eu não gosto desses aviões que voam tão baixo! Vai que acerta alguém de pescoço grande.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.orapois.com.br/br/arquivos/14052008152419g.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://www.orapois.com.br/br/arquivos/14052008152419g.jpg" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogblogs.com.br/api/claim/462832588/200852/123339" rel="me"&gt;BlogBlogs.Com.Br &lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/89514406991581723/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7003039337971044457&amp;postID=89514406991581723&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7003039337971044457/posts/default/89514406991581723?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/89514406991581723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/2009/01/vo-baixo.html' title='Vôo baixo?'/><author><name>Versillus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029268740634087752</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7003039337971044457.post-819903440277759264</id><published>2009-01-07T16:09:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T16:28:15.156-02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://purl.org/atom/app#'>2009-01-07T16:28:15.156-02:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Casos policiais'/><title type='text'>O caso das jóias desaparecidas.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://sitededicas.uol.com.br/gifs/fig_en4b.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://sitededicas.uol.com.br/gifs/fig_en4b.gif" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;O Inspetor Pente Fino, Foi chamado à mansão do milionário Sr. Grana Viva, de onde jóias foram roubadas, e lá chegando, encontrou esta cena. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;O Ladrão além de não deixar pistas, não forçou nenhuma porta para entrar. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;Os suspeitos acabaram sendo as únicas pessoas que estavam na casa naquele momento. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://sitededicas.uol.com.br/gifs/fig_en4a.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://sitededicas.uol.com.br/gifs/fig_en4a.gif" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;O milionário fotografou a sala, uma hora antes do assalto. Veja a foto&amp;nbsp;seguinte. Observando essa foto e a cena atual, o Inspetor, ficou sabendo que, hoje, o quadro que está sobre o cofre, foi trocado de lugar, depois de um ano sem mudar.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;O Mordomo da casa é o único que sabia dessa mudança.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;Todos na casa sabiam da existência do cofre debaixo do primeiro quadro.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://sitededicas.uol.com.br/gifs/fig_en4.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://sitededicas.uol.com.br/gifs/fig_en4.gif" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;O quadro que antes ficava sobre o cofre, é o que atualmente estava ao seu lado.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;Após analisar as cenas, ele então resolveu chamar os suspeitos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;Os suspeitos são:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A filha&lt;/strong&gt; do milionário, que é muito distraída, e hoje, ainda não entrara naquela sala.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;O Mordomo&lt;/strong&gt;, que tem uma excelente memória, entrou na sala logo cedo, e sabia de tudo que acontecera lá.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;O motorista&lt;/strong&gt; da família, que tem memória fotográfica, e não entrava naquela sala há uma semana.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;Após breve interrogatório, o Inspetor concluiu o caso. &lt;strong&gt;E Você, seria capaz?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: right;"&gt;confira a Resposta &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;script src="http://peca.afiliads.com/afiliads.js" type="text/javascript"&gt;
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&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha7_md_wht.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #ea9999;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha7_md_wht.gif" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #ea9999;"&gt;- O que é mole, mas na mão das mulheres fica duro?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #ea9999;"&gt;O americano pensou e disse:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #ea9999;"&gt;- Esmalte!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #ea9999;"&gt;- Muito bem, pode entrar - disse São Pedro.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Vem o italiano:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha6_md_wht.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #93c47d;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha6_md_wht.gif" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #93c47d;"&gt;- Onde as mulheres têm o cabelo mais enrolado?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #93c47d;"&gt;O italiano respondeu:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #93c47d;"&gt;- Na �?frica!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #93c47d;"&gt;- Certo. Pode entrar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;Agora é a vez do alemão:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha4_md_wht.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #f6b26b;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha4_md_wht.gif" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #f6b26b;"&gt;- O que as mulheres têm, que têm seis letras, começa por B, termina com A e não sai da cabeça dos homens?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #f6b26b;"&gt;- A beleza, é claro!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #f6b26b;"&gt;- Correto. Pode entrar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;E vem o francês:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha3_md_wht.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #6fa8dc;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha3_md_wht.gif" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #6fa8dc;"&gt;- O que as mulheres têm no meio das pernas?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #6fa8dc;"&gt;- O joelho.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #6fa8dc;"&gt;- Muito bem. Pode entrar. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Agora é a vez do inglês:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha5_md_wht.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #8e7cc3;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="78" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha5_md_wht.gif" vi="true" width="96" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #8e7cc3;"&gt;- O que a mulher casada tem mais larga que a solteira?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #8e7cc3;"&gt;- A cama.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: #8e7cc3;"&gt;- �?timo. Pode entrar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;Nisso, o brasileiro virou-se e foi saindo de fininho... &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha2_fa_md_wht.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: yellow;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/19/02/bacaninha2_fa_md_wht.gif" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: yellow;"&gt;São Pedro notou e chamou-o:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: yellow;"&gt;- Ei, você não vai responder à sua pergunta?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: yellow;"&gt;- Sem chance, São Pedro... Já errei às cinco anteriores! &lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/7867710198127689366/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7003039337971044457&amp;postID=7867710198127689366&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7003039337971044457/posts/default/7867710198127689366?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/7867710198127689366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/2009/01/brasileiro-no-cu.html' title='Brasileiro no Céu'/><author><name>Versillus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029268740634087752</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7003039337971044457.post-1011745945788076050</id><published>2009-01-05T15:49:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T16:02:29.195-02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://purl.org/atom/app#'>2009-01-05T16:02:29.195-02:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarro'/><title type='text'>Mulher ao volante</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;FOTOS AP�?S O TEXTO&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LEIA PRIMEIRO&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;O estrondo foi tão forte que eu pensei que o OSAMA tinha mandado um avião detonar algum prédio aqui em Balneário Camboriú. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Olhei no relógio: 05:45 da madrugada.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Fui na sacada ver o que estava acontecendo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Ainda estava escuro, e o que eu consegui ver era um carro capotado na esquina da rua onde moro. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;O prédio inteiro acordou.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Uma galera foi para as sacadas ver o que estava acontecendo. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Neste momento os ocupantes do veículo estavam ainda dentro do carro e gritando por socorro. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Pedi para a vizinha de baixo ligar para os bombeiros, troquei de roupa e desci para socorrê-los. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Ao chegar, todos já tinham sido retirados do carro pelos porteiros do nosso prédio e dos prédios vizinhos, e os bombeiros já tinham chegado.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Foi um alívio ver que todos estavam bem, pois a primeira visão foi do carro totalmente esmagado, e dava a idéia que dali ninguém sairia com vida. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Primeiramente pensei que o carro havia capotado e batido numa daquelas lixeironas de restos de construção que estava embaixo da traseira do carro.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Mas quando olho para cima, o susto!, o carro havia caído do prédio, mais exatamente da garagem do "3º andar". &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Isso mesmo, "3º andar".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Simplesmente ao tentar estacionar a sua BMW na garagem, a garota que estava dirigindo trocou o pedal do freio pelo do acelerador. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Sendo o carro com câmbio automático e com um senhor motorzão, levou grade de proteção, moldura de ferro dos vidros, tudo o que tinha pela frente e atravessou a parede como nos filmes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;A BMW caiu no chão já quase de cabeça para baixo sendo, que, para sorte dos ocupantes, havia uma lixeira que calçou a traseira do carro, não deixando que o carro fosse completamente esmagado.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Eram duas moças e um rapaz, todos estavam com cinto de segurança e o carro tinha air bag. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Para sorte de todos, a motorista teve apenas um corte no pé, que havia ficado preso nas ferragens, e os outros dois apenas arranhões leves.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Após ver que estava tudo bem, e os ocupantes já tinham sido levados pelos bombeiros, pois estavam ainda em choque, resolvi voltar para casa e pegar a máquina fotográfica para registrar o acontecido. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="color: orange;"&gt;Dá uma olhada...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/11/21/02/bacaninha2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/11/21/02/bacaninha2.jpg" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/11/21/02/bacaninha1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/11/21/02/bacaninha1.jpg" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/11/21/02/bacaninha3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/11/21/02/bacaninha3.jpg" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/11/21/02/bacaninha5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/11/21/02/bacaninha5.jpg" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/1011745945788076050/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7003039337971044457&amp;postID=1011745945788076050&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7003039337971044457/posts/default/1011745945788076050?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/1011745945788076050'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/2009/01/mulher-ao-volante.html' title='Mulher ao volante'/><author><name>Versillus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029268740634087752</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7003039337971044457.post-7212481635198933124</id><published>2009-01-05T15:19:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T16:05:34.868-02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://purl.org/atom/app#'>2009-01-05T16:05:34.868-02:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piadas'/><title type='text'>Esses advogados...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Esses advogados... Fala sério! Só lendo pra entender...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="CLEAR: both; TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;a style="MARGIN-LEFT: 1em; MARGIN-RIGHT: 1em" href="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/22/02/bacaninha2_md_wht.gif" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img src="http://bacaninha.uol.com.br/pg/2007/10/22/02/bacaninha2_md_wht.gif" border="0" vi="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Uma instituição de caridade de uma cidade do interior paulista nunca tinha recebido uma doação de um dos advogados mais ricos da cidade.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;O diretor da instituição decidiu ele mesmo ir falar com o advogado:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;- Nossos registros mostram que o senhor ganha muito mais de R$ 400.000,00 por ano, e assim mesmo o senhor nunca fez nem mesmo uma pequena doação para nossa instituição de caridade. O senhor gostaria de contribuir agora?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;O advogado respondeu:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;- A sua pesquisa apurou que minha mãe está muito doente e que as contas médicas são muito, mas muito superiores à renda anual dela?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;- Não... - &lt;strong&gt;murmurou o diretor, muito desconcertado.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;- Ou que meu irmão é cego e está desempregado? - &lt;strong&gt;continuou o advogado.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;O diretor nem se atreveu a abrir a boca.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;- Ou que o marido da minha irmã morreu num acidente e deixou-a sem um tostão e com 5 filhos menores para criar? - &lt;strong&gt;disse o advogado já com ar de indignação.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;O diretor, sentindo-se muito constrangido, falou:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;- Eu não tinha a menor idéia de tudo isso...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;- Então - disse o advogado. - Se eu não dou um tostão para eles, por que iria dar para vocês? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/7212481635198933124/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7003039337971044457&amp;postID=7212481635198933124&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7003039337971044457/posts/default/7212481635198933124?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/7212481635198933124'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://versilus.blogspot.com/2009/01/esses-advogados.html' title='Esses advogados...'/><author><name>Versillus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029268740634087752</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>