Vibhanshu

Inspiring Test Series ( India vs Australia)

2021-01-19T18:47:00.001-08:00

Insulted... Bruised... Battered.... But didn't give up. Inspiring Test Series... Felt goosebumps after Pant's four (still while texting this msg...) One of the Best test series which redefine the significance of patience , resilience , hardwork, proper training and damn NEVER GIVE UP ATTITUDE & FIGHTING SPIRIT....

ए मेरी ज़मीं अफसोस नहीं जो तेरे लिए सौ दर्द सहे
महफूज रहे तेरी आन सदा चाहे जान ये मेरी रहे न रहे ...
ऐ मेरी ज़मीं महबूब मेरी मेरी नस नस में तेरा इश्क बहे पीका ना पड़े कभी रंग तेरा जिस्म से निकल के खून कहे
(Lines from "Teri Mitti" - Keshari)

Why do u want to join this company

2020-12-17T18:33:00.000-08:00

"Why do u want to join our XYZ company". A question which is shooted during last stage of interview. All blah blah is spitted by candidate.
However, Both guy sitting opposite to each other knows that min 30% increment is one of the primary reason of joining XYZ company..
Rest all answers given by candidate is MYTH...

Happy Diwali....

2015-01-18T01:43:00.002-08:00

Date - 03 / 11 / 2013

6 A.M

My Mobile - Harp.. Harp... Harp.... Harp.....Harp...

Me - Now why this Idiot is shouting so early... I fixed it for 6:30 AM ..

My Mobile - Harp.. Harp... Harp.... Harp.....Harp..

Me - coming yaar... ab chup kar ... ab Mohalle walo ko uthayega kya... Badatamizz..

I picked up my mobile to check the disturbing element ( I remember , my teachers used to quote me as a disturbing element ( sometime ... Not always ...)

With my mobile in my hand , I tried to take glance on my mobile with sleepy eyes.... Dhadam... Dhadam....

Neend ki bole to Poori watt lag gayi ... ( Bache ... Man K sache... Dimag se kache... )

Now my eyes were wide open... I saw my mobile... There was message from Bhabhi...

"Happy Diwali Devarji" .... I revert back with "Same to you Bhabhijaan + Smiley"

I thought this was first wish ... but all my thoughts dashed to ground when i heard another "Dhadam"...

Thank you Bacha log... Itni subeh kabhi padhai k liye bhi uth jaya karo ( Nalayak...)

6:30 AM

I got ready for jogging ( 1 thing in which i have tried to maintain discipline )... After jogging , when

i reached home, my mobile was loaded with diwali greetings from friends. All messages found in

WhatsApp , a CROSSPLATFORM INSTANT MESSAGING SUBSCIPTION SERVICE, for Smartphones. ( Reference - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WhatsApp )

Previously , there were "one to one" through SMS . Now , with technology development, there are "one to many" through WHATSAPP, LINE, WECHAT etc...

With technology development,
Now distance is no longer an issue...
People can be reached ( intangible ) within a call....
Food can be reached to you within 20 mins......
Knowledge is at your doorstep ...

Kudos to Science & Kudos to Innovative mind which enables us to reach our dear ones in one click...

Signing off....
Gustaakhi Maaf..

Unforgettable Moment...

2013-08-29T09:46:00.004-07:00

Tell me any moment which impacted your mind in such a way that it will resides forever in your life ? Question was shooted at me when I was attending Interview at S.P Jain Management college, Mumbai. My thought went to Year 1998 when I was in 8th class. In night , while having dinner , I took vegetable cooked by Maa. I took lots of vegetable and without thinking whether I will be able to consume or not. After dinner, with left over vegetables in my utensil I throw it in dustbin. Maa got angry and told father about it. My father called me and he told me how 30 % of Indian sleep without meal. It was just like lecture for me who used to hear like any other day.

After 2 month, I was waiting for my school bus . My bus-stand was nearby a petrol pump where there were small shops. Suddenly I heard "Chiiiii Chiiii" , "Yuck" word from my friends. I thought, what happened. I was dumbstruck to see the sight. One man , with barely no clothes, covered with newspaper. But it was more shocking to see that he was having human excreta as breakfast . I felt very sorry for that guy. I don't know, that feeling was very uneasy. I board the bus when it arrived . Throughout the journey from bus stop to school, I was thinking about my father lecture.

That Day, I just promised myself, that in future I will never waste any food. Till today, I follow my promise and also suggest my friends not to waste the precious food.

If you read this post, Please promise yourself that You will never waste food.

I remember line from Ramdhari Singh Dinkar, a famous hindi writer,

" EK ROTI KI MITHAS WAHI JAANTA HAI, JO 3 DINO SE BHUKHA HAI"

Thanks .. Aussie Cricket Management...

2013-03-12T02:13:00.002-07:00

Today morning, when my door bell rang , i wake up and opened the door sluggishly. I saw Newspaper fixed at my door. Hawker smiled at me ( seems day will pass happily... remembering the same episode few days before and its aftereffect. ).
TOI Headlines : - SUICIDE OR MURDER ? NIRBHAYA MAIN ACCUSED FOUND HANGING IN TIHAR ( aacha hai.. maar gaya saala... He and his 5 friends deserve this only..)
second news : - SPIELBERG PLANS FILM BASED ON INDO-PAK BORDER ( I respect Mr. Spielberg for his great movies .... Well, after BORDER, LOC KARGIL and other movies we will going to watch another great movie... )
4 "INDISCIPLINED" AUSSIE STARS SACKED
This news caught my attention. When i read full story, I found 4 Aussie players sacked to enforce discipline. Vice captain Shane Watson, James Pattinson, Usman khawaja and Mitchell johnson were punished for not submitting their presentations to the team management . The players failed to make a presentation on how to improve their personal as well as team's performance after humiliating defeats. ( I was dumbstruck ... Presentation..... Aacha aisa bhi hota hai kya ? )
I ponder, If Aussie's have achieved so much , there must be something which has led them to reach at the summit in the past....
Every student , once in lifetime , get PRAVACHAN from his/her teacher for DISCIPLINE . And the day U move away from line of discipline, U will land up with empty hand.
In past also , Australia dropped Symonds for indiscipline act ( though they lost the next match but they were still firm on its decision.) Kudos to Aussie Cricket Management... Win or Loss is not important. Important is that, the decision that you took to stop other peoples from breaking disciplines.

Today, Aussie cricket management has redefine the meaning of DISCIPLINE and I personally thanks for enriching my thoughts which will help me in every sphere of life ....

BILLET DOUX

2010-08-24T15:15:00.000-07:00

Gal - What will you take??
Me - I'll have juice or jal-jeera. ( U potomaniac, sitting with hot bandi and asking for these juice-jaljeera... Ur life is worthless..)
Gal - R u sure....
Me - Ya Ya... ( Plzzzzzzzzz ek baar aur poocho naa )
Gal - Okk... I'll like to have SIGNATURE ...... Waiter... Waiter....
Waiter - Yes Mam.. May i have your order please....
Me - ( Gadhe itni jaldi aana jaroori thaa kya...... )
Gal - 1 Signature and 1 jal-jeera...
Waiter - Sir aap SIGNATURE k sath kuch loge..
Gal - No, jst give me ice with SIGNATURE....
( I can't forget the glance of waiter toward me.... Kambakht...)
Me - Hey I m thinking to have Budwieser... ( waiter ko maine v ganda look dekar apna badla chuka liya )...
Gal - Ya Ya sure... I was asking u already if you have some alcohol ( Kaha poocha.... )

FLASHBACK
It was sunday and me and my two friends have planned for movie. When we were about to leave , there was ring from a damsel, she was asking if i am free today evening. Now being the engg. guy who have didn't shake hand with any damsel for last four years , how can he say No.... ( I was not idiot in this case )...... Well i received scary look from my friends... ( kamino aise kya dekh rahe hoo... tum log bhi yahi karte ) ......
friends - Jaa Saale Maal ka call aate hi dosto ko bhul gaya... ( I catch rick before they shoot me.... aaj ricksaw wala 10 times bhi mangega to chalega )

FINALLY @ RESTAURANT
Well before i reach destined point, i was forced to use my radar ( mobile ) to trace her......
And there she was ( It happens with me ... Whenevr i see hot and gorgeous girl.. Dil joro se Dhak -Dhak... Dhak-Dhak.. karne lagta hai )
( At Engg. coll, we used to tell that we will not get any girl till we are in engg. course .. Thank God... Now i am engg. graduate )
All the four year got vanished when i shaked hand with her... And we went to her favourite Restaurant...
Then all girlie stuff started... How are u?? Howz ur job going ?? Wat do u do in ur liesure time ?? Which is ur fav music ?? Which is ur fav hero?? How do u like this place???
I think i was in " Love @ first sight " I thought to propose her.. ( Kya kare yaar competition ka zammana hai..... Mai nahi kiya to koi aur kar dega....)
Aur waise bhi San kabir keh gaye hai "Kaal kare so aaj kar .. aaj kare so aab .. pal me koi doosra propose kar jayega ... chehra dekhte reh jaoge tab )..
Bas man hi man bola " jai Kabir Jai kabir" aur sochne laga propose kaise karoo.....
Suddenly idea came into my mind i'll write BILLET DOUX in napkin paper... but when????
It has been rightly said " When u love someone and u want it, the whole world conspires to meet your desire"...
I heard her phone ringing and she asked for 2 minute ( I told her to take 5 min... xtra 3 min for her and xtra 3 min for me to xpress my love in a nice way)...
I wrote BILLET DOUX with her name and i was waiting to xpress my feeling for her......
She arrived... I gave her my BILLET DOUX ..... She asked surprisingly what's this... I told her to read ...
She unfold it......and start reading.......My HeartBeat beat was pumping 5 times more than usual...

AAP YAHA PAR KYA KAR RAHE HAI.... 4 MACHINE BAND PARA HUA HAI.... MAJOR BREAKDOWN AAAYYAA HUA HAI.... PRODUCTION KI WATT LAG GAYI HAI.....
Hv i wrote these lines in my BILLET DOUX... Suddenly I found a workman standing in front of me.. and telling me all crap reasons of breakdown......
Ab 4 Saal Enggineering se romance kiya hai to Suhagraat to machine k sath hi manana parega naa....
WITH HOPE, ONE DAY MY REVERIE WILL GET COMPLETE IN ORIGINALITY...

Vibhanshu

Analogy b/w Cartoon Channel and News Channel

2010-01-21T09:28:00.000-08:00

Today while having lunch in my company, I saw a news in which Dogs , one of the most faithful animal which will make you remember 14 syringe ( now only 5 ) , were dressed like prince & princess and they were walking on the ramp like our models use to do.. Suddenly their fitness mantra was on the TV. They were found running on treadmills, Atleast our fatty Hawaldars , whose concentration of mass lies at their stomach, should have must see this EXCLUSIVE ( according to news channel ). There are lots of news like this where News channels are showing these types of news in daily basis.....Some of like "Raat dhalte hi khatarnaak ho jaati hai Jaadugar pariya "... blah blah blah...... First few days i thought that they have gone insane by showing all these things but later on i discovered that they are actually competing with Cartoon channel....
You people must be got mazed......
But think deeply and trace out analogy between two....

Cartoon Network & News Channels

Both can be seen for favourite time pass.

Cartoon channels are generally used for time pass . Now if you will see serious news on TV u'll get bored by seeing same Dirty politics , rape, lootmar, who ditched whom etc.... But just switch on to these lovely news channel you'll start laughing ..... The content of news is so humorous that u'll have to hold your stomach. Lets have loook on some news content.....
" Aaj ramlal ne apne kutte ko nahlaya"
" Billi chaat par 24 ghante baithi thii "
" One dog - Hum v ab kasrat karenge "

Most humorous part of the content is about its frequency in which it get flash every 1 min.....
U'll see one clip in Cartoon network but if you have miss something in EXCLUSIVE News , you can see after you came back from your natures call... ( This shows the intensity of flashing of the news )

Creativity

Creativity acts as salt in Cartoon channel..... And in similar way the creativity to present these news in front of whole country is awesome..... I really salute to those who narrate the incidents in such a humorous way......

Your fav Characters

If I'll ask my niece " Who is her favourite cartoon character ? " Most prob "Sinchan will be the nearest answer"
But if i ask my colleagues about the " favourite time pass & humorous channel ?".. They will going to say " these are not channnels , These are Characters"

These all are different shades of cartoon Character

My First Date

2009-12-09T18:15:00.000-08:00

The Word DATE is theoretical part which when converted into finished product become the bridge which reduces the distance between a guy and the God most beautiful creature in the world, ofcourse i am talking about girl. Thereafter it increases the understanding day by day between a lovely relationship to reach the position where Guy lost his bachelor's degree and Girl receives her Master's degree. Someone had truely said " Its hard to forget your first love"..... and this line reflect for my first date as i dated two person simultaneously and dat too guys........ Pllllzzzzzzzzz don't create notion that I am Gay....... I was attending interview of Mahindra & Mahindra Ltd, An Auto Giant.... "Its hard to forget" because this Date gave Rebirth to me. An Identity which everyone strives for........