Victacular

Friday Links

Vicki — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:07:17 +0000

Mr. B and I have been watching pieces of this Kevin Bridges special every night. So far our favorite part is the Glasgow advertising campaign (Mental Davy.) I found it while doing research for a relevant post next week.

Links:

The rise of the ladyblogs
Pinterest is not a virtual pinboard: how the company will make money off you
The search for the world’s most badass language learners
A short history of book blurbs
Henry Miller’s 11 writing commandments

Le Groundhog Day

Vicki — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:03:28 +0000

Why do Russians love Ferrero Rocher?

Vicki — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:55:06 +0000

If you’ve ever been to a Russian house, you know what I’m talking about. The tea set comes out, the fruits and nuts come out, and out comes the Ferrero Rocher.

Ferrero Rocher is the currency of Russian households. We received at least three Ferrero Rocher gift boxes this holiday season, and gave out at least two. What is it about this candy that makes it the Mercedes of the Russian community? Is it because it’s just expensive enough ($9.99 per box) to say, “I care and here’s something for your house so we don’t come empty-handed”, but not big enough of a commitment as wine? Is it because we love Italians?

I mean, for me, personally, it’s because it has Nutella in it (which I actually didn’t know until recently), and also because it reminds me of every Russian dinner gathering I’ve ever had to sit through in my childhood.

But back in the day, in the salad days of immigration, you only bought Ferrero Rocher for other people if you were a baller. So maybe the brand recognition has stuck.

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing Tax Returns

Vicki — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:59:53 +0000

It is a rainy, misty day in Londondelphia and Vicki sits at her kitchen table, absentmindedly spooning Nutella from the jar and brooding. There are hundreds of papers scattered about and her hair is dishevelled. She makes small noises of curiosity from time to time and rifles through the papers systematically, throwing some on the floor when she is done. The tea kettle goes off again and again distantly in the background.

Mr. B walks into the room with a slight limp. For the sake of this story, we are going to pretend that Mr. B is a veteran of the Soviet wars in Afghanistan and partakes in opium, even though Mr. B was not even born when the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan happened and I’m not really sure how one would even go about finding an opium den in 2012.

“My God, woman, what are you doing,” Mr. B asks.

“The returns, Boykis, the returns!” Vicki turns towards him with a crazed gleam in her eye.

“What returns?” Mr. B gently turns the tea kettle off and pours himself some Assam, stepping over the mess.

“All of the information we need to file federal taxes for 2011 is missing. Doubtless an enemy has stolen them for his benefit. Think, Boykis. Who would hate us so much that he would want to see our tax information?”

Mr. B rolls his eyes. “No one hates us. We have no enemies.” He pours some milk into his Assam and sits down beside Vicki.

“That’s what you think,” Vicki says, pushing a couple of folders full of mortgage information out of the way, onto the floor. “Moriarty’s spies are everywhere. Especially when it comes to finding the two documents we need to be able to finish our returns. I bet,” she trails off and puffs on a hookah pipe lying on the floor.

“I bet they realized that we were working on taxes since they saw our attic light on late at night. They knew we were missing papers, so every day they checked our mailbox while we were out. One day this week, the electric man was supposed to come check our meter. Under that pretense and since we live in a relatively crime-free neighborhood where no one is suspicious of normal activity, they came to our house dressed as the electrician and-” Vicki gets up and rushes outside in her bare feet.

“-yes.” She kneels down near the electric meter and traces the soil, rubbing it between her fingers. “The footprints here were much larger than that of a usual electrician. He walks around a lot for his job in checking the houses, so he has very snug shoes, which are smaller than the shoes that imprinted in this here dirt. They took our letters under that pretense and-” she walks over to the mailbox, delicately avoiding any of the soil.

“-yes.” She brushes the top of the mailbox with her finger and tastes it. “They were wearing gloves. Usually the postman that comes here does not because he’s allergic to latex.”

Mr. B has appeared and is peering outside the front door with suppressed curiosity. “Aren’t you cold? You should come back in.”

“Patience, Boykis!” Vicki cries. “These non-fingerprints are less than 24 hours old and we are hot on the trail!”

Mr. B holds out a stack of envelopes in his hand. ”Are these the documents you were looking for?” Vicki’s neck jerks up and she squints.

“Why, yes! How did you find them?”

Mr. B gives her a pointed look. “You accidentally put them in the middle of your Economist magazine as a bookmark.”

Vicki’s whole body slumps, no longer primed for the chase. She trudges back inside.

“Can I deduce something, if I may be so bold,” Mr. B asks, raising an eyebrow, ushering her in.

“What,” Vicki says, dejected. “Oh, yes, alright.”

“Can I deduce that you’ve been enjoying our watching the new BBC Sherlock Holmes remake, Sherlock, and have been so inspired by what you think is a great show that you wrote a fantasy blog post about something that kind of happened but you made a much bigger deal about it than it was in real life because you are a writer and are crazy?”

Vicki perks up. “Brilliant, Boykis. You’re finally catching up to my staggering intellect, I see.”

Friday Links

Vicki — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:30:41 +0000

Let’s start with this video of things Crazy People Do in Russia.

And proceed onto the rest of the links:

Basically, hipsters in Russia are the same as hipsters in America.
NPR made a workout mix. No lie.
It’s really come to this, hasn’t it?
Puberty in America.
Why don’t Russians smile, part II.
If you are not following my Hot Dead Guys board on Pinterest, you are missing out. On Hot Dead Guys.

The Best Books I Read in 2011

Vicki — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:45:28 +0000

I realize this is post is little late, but I was otherwise ~~lazy~~ preoccupied.

Since Mr. B gave me an iPad for my birthday and I started commuting by train, I have been going through books like crazy. I think I must have read around 30 books last year. The hard part is finding really good books. Those are the books you don’t want to put down even though it’s 11:49 and you have work tomorrow. Fortunately, I’ve sifted through the piles and found some real gems this year.

Choice quote:

“He wanted to stick his finger in it and see what happened. Some story, some quest, started here, and he wanted to go on it. It felt fresh and clean and unsafe, nothing like the heavy warm lard of palace life. The protective plastic wrap had been peeled off”

I love fantasy books, but they have to be smart, too. So right around the time that The Magician King was coming out, I decided to pick up its prequel The Magicians . I don’t know why I didn’t read it before. I just wasn’t feeling it, I think because the premise (boy Quentin is different from everyone else, attends a school of magicians and has adventures with his friends from the school) sounded too much like Harry Potter and as much as I love Harry Potter, I hate knockoffs. I was wrong. These two books have quickly made their way into my top ten favorite books of all time. They not only take you into another universe, they make you understand our world better. They’re both creepily dark and ridiculously hilarious, and Lev Grossman is incredibly talented; he leads you to where he wants you to go. You feel like you’re right along with Quentin and the others on their adventures, and they perform magic in a way that seems actually possible. Once you’re done with this book, you’ll be so sad that we really don’t have magic in this world.

Choice quote:

“The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not.”

After I was finished with that pair of books, I suffered from withdrawal pretty badly. I was extremely lucky that The Night Circus was published just around that time. It’s definitely not as savoury, thick, and badass as Magicians, but it’s beautiful and delicate and mysterious in its own way, and Erin Morgernstern capably takes you into a magical world that takes place during the night but is definitely not as dark and brooding as Brakebills. There are two magicians, a love story that spans a decade, and a circus that arrives out of thin air in fin de siecle Europe. I saw the dead tree version in stores, and it is so beautiful. Creates exactly the right atmosphere. Also, Marco is hot.

Choice quote:

Many phenomena — wars, plagues, sudden audits — have been advanced as evidence for the hidden hand of Satan in the affairs of Man, but whenever students of demonology get together the M25 London orbital motorway is generally agreed to be among the top contenders for Exhibit A.

From schools for magic and circuses that vanish into thin air, it’s only a short step to heaven and hell, and I am so, so glad I’ve finally gotten into Neil Gaiman, because he is just as amazing as everyone says he is, especially when he’s writing with Terry Pratchett in Good Omens. This book is told from the point of view of a Legionaire of Hell, the suitably British Crowley, and an Angel, Azirophale. Long-time enemies, they’re now more or less friends and have the annoying burden of saving the world from Armageddon. But first, they have to get past the traffic on the London orbital. I read this right before we went to England and it is just such a perfect description of the British disposition and understated humor that I could not recommend it more highly. Also, Crowley is hot. One of my other Gaiman favorites is Neverwhere, in which he creates a whole new layer of London out of thin air. I believe it was this book that invented the steampunk genre.

Choice Quote:

“Raffy has this magical, abracadabrical ability to transform all his “ifs” into “whens”.”

From there, it was a straight shot into magical realism with Karen Russell’s short story collection St. Lucy’s Home for Girls Raised by Wolves. Just the title makes you want to read it, right? The short stories are all stand-alone, but they all take place in the Florida swamplands, a place rife with magic and misunderstanding, but woven into the ordinary ordinariness of growing up. There is the story of a boy who searches for his dead sister with magic swimming goggles, a girl who gets stuck in a conch shell, and the title story about an boarding school for girls with wolf parents which, in my opinion, is the best one. Karen Russell has such a knack for choosing the exact right word that it’s a pleasure to read.

Choice quote:

“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”

And, grudgingly, after that, I moved on to literary fiction. But what I didn’t know is that I’d found another book in my top 10: Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. I forget how I found it; I think someone in my Goodreads friends recommended it, but, oh my god. This is the book I wish I’d written. Such a biting, succinct satire of modern society, of men who are schmucks, racism, bureaucracy, capitalism, academia, a beautiful depiction of New Orleans, and just everything wrapped all together into, really, The Great American Novel. If you haven’t read this book yet, you haven’t read American literature.

Choice Quote:

“Literature could turn you into an asshole: he’d learned that teaching grad-school seminars. It could teach you to treat real people the way you did characters, as instruments of your own intellectual pleasure, cadavers on which to practice your critical faculties.”

Speaking of TGAN, Chad Harbach’s The Art of Fielding is another obvious contender. It’s been on every book list in the country over the past year. I don’t think it’s a 10, but definitely a solid 7 or 8. If you don’t understand baseball, it can be a slog at times, but you technically don’t need to: the novel is not about baseball, but about people. About how people are flawed, go to college, grow up, and do stuff in between. Beautifully written, beautifully characterized, with tons of passages about Moby Dick, it’s just a good chunky read.

Choice Quote:

“Warp threads are thicker than the weft, and made of a coarser wool as well. I think of them as like wives. Their work is not obvious – all you can see are the ridges they make under the colorful weft threads. But if they weren’t there, there would be no tapestry. Georges would unravel without me.”

Next, we have The Lady and the Unicorn, by an author I’ve enjoyed before for her girl with her pearl earring, Tracy Chevalier. Chevalier also creates worlds, but with history instead of fantasy. Here, she literally weaves the story of the famous tapestry, The Lady and the Unicorn, the tortured painter that painted the original image, and the women caught up in his wake. What was really, REALLY cool is the way Chevalier describes the making of a tapestry. AND. OMG. NERD BONUS POINTS HERE. When we were at Stirling Castle, they had a tapestry BEING MADE LIVE with the ARTISTS RIGHT THERE DOING STUFF and you could ASK THEM QUESTIONS. I geeked out for 20 minutes watching what Chevalier had only described in words. It was better than Nutella.

We also have one non-fiction book: O Jerusalem! Completely 100% awesome history book that is, really, as non-biased as it possibly can be, an account of Jerusalem in the time leading up to Israeli statehood and the battle for the city in 1948. I’d learned a lot about Israeli early history before in books and on tours in the city, but this book is so well-researched and with such a good tone that it makes you feel like you’re reading a novel instead of a history book. There are anecdotes and pictures of everyday life, an examination of the Arabs’ and the Jews’ motivations, and bits of songs from the time. The way Collins and Lapierre describe the part when Israeli paratroopers decided to storm the old city on 2 hours of sleep, using diet pills to keep themselves awake, as well as descriptions of how the city was kept fed during the blockade, really make you appreciate what people will do for a cause.

Any good recs for 2012? Leave them in the comments.

The internet is making us stupid (or, I’m better than you because I broke my phone)

Vicki — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:52:14 +0000

I’ve been living semi-technology free lately, but not by choice, and I think it’s making me smarter. But also more desperate. Let me paint a picture for you. (or Google image search, as the situation may be.)

A couple weeks ago (12 days and counting), I sent in my brand-new cell phone in for repairs. Since then, I’ve been unreachable before and after work, and on weekends. At the same time, we cancelled cable last week. And yesterday, we saw The Artist, which is the new hotness in cinema because it’s a silent movie; that is, no voice acting, only the soundtrack.

All of these things combined are making me think deeply about whether we as a modern Western society wade too much in the shallows of the fickle internet and spend not enough time thinking more deeply.

For example, here’s my daily schedule with my cell phone: wwake up to cell phone alarm, read Facebook feed, then email to wake up for about 10 minutes. Bathroom stuff. Go downstairs and check tasks for the day on the phone, then read the news on either my iPad or my laptop. Mr. B drives me to work and I listen to music on my phone on the way to work on the train while I read books on my iPad. If I get an email or Facebook notification while I’m on the train, I read it.

At work, I use my phone to check my tasks and also listen to music sometimes. After work, I listen to it again for music on the train, also checking Facebook and Twitter and email again. Then I use it to call my mom and other people after work. I go to sleep with it. If it’s a gym day, I record my workouts on my workout app and also listen to music in the gym on my phone.

I’m constantly looking for that hit: the Facebook comment notification, the email update, the missed call. When I sent it in, all of that was gone.

It was really disconcerting for the first couple hours. However, it wasn’t necessarily a bad thing:

The first week without phone was great. Like before, I was constantly looking down at a pool full of koi, every five minutes, noticing each ripple, and suddenly, I didn’t have to notice each time a fish swam by and take any action on it. I could now instead look up at the clear blue sky without interruption. During that time, I felt more relaxed. No Facebook, no Twitter, no Pinterest (by the way, can I interest you in my Sexy Men of History board?,) no Goodreads, no anything that you can do for a couple minutes at a time while waiting for a train, waiting for the elevator, or waiting for a meeting. My mind was free! Free to think the great thoughts that Concerned Citizen Nicholas Carr says we’re not thinking as a result of being in the shallows! Free to be the writer I’ve always wanted to be!

So what did I achieve with my free time? True, I’ve been reading more dead tree books about dead white guys. I’ve been listening to more music and drifting away with my imagination. I’ve written one new short story that maybe I wouldn’t have. Being without a phone was definitely a disruption and helped me to see the world differently, and it’s kind of funny to watch people on their phones, also like rats, and be kind of horrified about how you look the same.

But by the second week, I was desperate for a hit of Information. On Sunday, for example, I had to meet a friend around a part of town that I’m not familiar with. And not just any meeting: I was trying on bridesmaid dresses for her wedding. I wanted to be on time so she wouldn’t be stressed out. I’d jotted down directions, but what if I was wrong? I actually missed a turn I needed, one which GPS would have told me about. When I finally found the place, there was no one there. I started panicking that I was at the wrong place, but couldn’t call or text my friend to let her know I was there.

Last week on the train, I had a really good idea for a short story that would be part of the short story collection I’m really hoping to self-publish this year. I usually write the idea in GMail email subject lines and email it to myself into a special folder category. But this time I couldn’t, and the thought was lost with the trip. (I know, bring a pen, stupid. But it’s not the same.) Last week, we were over at friends’ house. Their baby is seriously learning to walk and it’s cute and funny. I wanted to take a picture of him doing it, but couldn’t, since no phone. Another friend started a new job last week. I wanted to call her and ask her how it was going. I called her using Google Voice, which I’ve been using to check my voicemail, but she wasn’t there so I had to leave a voicemail from a weird phone number. Sometimes I like to capture sunrises over Philadelphia from my office on the 43rd floor (God, that sounded so white just now.) Couldn’t do it.

My phone is supposed to be back on Thursday and I am both happy and sad.

So, where’s the middle between not enough and too much? Between silent movies and 3D special effects jam-packed features? Between nothing and everything?

If you’d like to leave a comment, I only accept them analog-ly now:

Random pictures from the UK with snarky commentary that didn’t fit into any other posts

Vicki — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:38:19 +0000

A country that loves pork as much as America: inconceivable.

The Loch Ness Clansman Hotel forecasting stone is as taciturn and sarcastic as actual Scots!

Gaelic Television: The highlight of my life.

I firmly believe the Scottish economy runs solely on these. God bless the Jew that most likely invented this industry.

Costa is like the Starbucks of Europe, but actually good…and they also make little stars in your coffee. Loyal fan for life here. But wait…
those stars have only five points. I knew it. Europe is anti-Semitic.

This is a picture of Mr. B with Bonnie Prince Charlie in a village inn in the middle of Scotland where no one understood us AND did not take American chipless credit cards. If we’d been there 10 more minutes, I’m pretty sure they would have denounced us as Royalists and burned us at the stake. Because the picture of BPC told them to.

Real Scottish Food menu. I have no idea what neeps and tatties are. Please don’t tell me.

Occupy London protesters. Could only be. Because who else asks for jam?

As opposed to Faringdon Without?

This doesn’t look like I’m blurrily molesting Adam Smith, right?

No comment on this statue. Except that not everything at the British Museum is classy.

Ok, last one. Who is baller enough to have a robing room? (at Glasgow Universty)
And where is the disrobing room? Probably near the statue in the last shot.

Friday Links

Vicki — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 11:51:13 +0000

Here’s a cool video:

“We Were Wanderers is our ode to the incredible flora and fauna of Malaysia. The narration has been adapted from excerpts from Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad published 1899″

Links:

Shit the Dowager Countess Says
What secrets about your workplace do you know that you think the public should know?
One of my favorite journalists, Irin Carmon, on German passports and Israeli-ness
The great Disney vs. Miyazaki debate
“In which we try to deescalate gift-giving but end up just offending Doris”
Winter in England
Eight things to know before moving to Beirut

Scotland the Brave (and loch-y): Glasgow, Glencoe, Loch Ness, and the Highlands

Vicki — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:18:41 +0000

(for a refresher, Scotland, Part 1,Scotland, Part 2,Scotland, Part 3 )

We are finally in Glasgow! Nothing says welcome to Glasgow like Failte gu Sraid na Banrighinn! (by the way, I have lots of thoughts on why more Scottish people should speak Gaelic, but I’ll leave my demands that the Scottish find their own personal Ben Yehuda to whip everyone into shape for another post and for now will only link to this weather report in Gaelic, which I’ve been watching at least once a day. )

Haha! Surprise! It’s raining there, too. Just look at all the Scottish women hardened against the elements. Can you spot the American moron in North Face without a rain hat?

Well, as long as it’s raining, we might as well take advantage of the indoors by Drinking. At the only bar in Scotland certified under German beer laws.

Slainte! Also, “Bha e brèagha an-de.” (there is no way people in Scotland ever say this.)

In the restaurant, there were a bunch of dudes having a Christmas party nearby wearing crowns. Even though it was a work day, they sat there for at least four hours drinking beer and scotch and being rowdy. My God, I love socialism so much it hurts.

We also enjoyed the bustle of the crowds and the beautiful Victorian-era architecture on the last few shopping days before Christmas:

And stood, awestruck, in a church that is older than America times five bajillion.

But that’s not the important part.

This is:

We ended up taking another Rabbie’s tour, which meant getting up from our amazing, cozy, nice hotel room in Glasgow at 6 in the morning to make this trip:

Said hotel room had a remote control that you could use on the TV, the room lights, the curtains, and the bathroom. Check this. The bed goes ALL THE WAY TO THE WALL. And you can WATCH TV WHILE YOU ARE LYING DOWN. Also, when you check into the WiFi, if you have an iPad, they have a special iPad magazine with recommendations of what to do in Glasgow. Basically, it’s a hipster/yuppie trap and we fell right into it.

Not to mention, stuffed animals and 60s-era chairs. This is how to go Continental, ladies and gentlemen.

So anyway, we roused ourselves and walked to George Square, where there is a statue of Queen V on horseback. It’s like my parents named me correctly or something. It was cold, dark, and raining (Because, Scotland.):

It was also 8 in the morning, and there is a family of 6 people talking extremely loudly in a language that sounds like the ugliest combination of German and French possible, so, Dutch, behind you. It was your own personal hell. But it was also amazing.

We left Glasgow behind just as the sun didn’t start to rise, with our guide Nicola talking up a storm. We (all 16 of us, Dutch, American, Australian, and French alike) were asleep. We stopped off at Loch Lomond once more on our way north through the Highlands. It was just as beautiful, if stern:

That lit-up building behind is is tied to a hydroelectric power plant. Because Scotland has done a hell of a job failing to secure its independence by force for the last, oh, six-hundred years, it’s decided to try to become energy-independent from England. G’un robh math agad!

Then, we proceeded on for more than an hour, passed Fort William, and suddenly, we were in the highlands.

Oh my God. They are so beautiful. All you see out your window are gorse-filled moors and quiet, and in the distance, serious craigs shrouded with fog and snow-flecked, everywhere. There are streams and small pools of water reflecting the slate-gray sky. Rocks that look like they were made by Viking gods dot the landscape. This is the real Scotland.

By this point, we were on our way to Glencoe, one of the saddest historical sites in Scottish history (and that’s saying a lot.) Of course, it is true that the story has been blown up by historical propaganda on both sides, inflated, and accuracy washed away by the tides of history.

If you want to know the whole story in-depth, I suggest you listen, as I did, to the excellent podcast put together by Sean on the Glencoe Massacre (full episode that doesn’t need to be downloaded here). That’s what I listened to the night before we left, watching the people on the streets of Glasgow below me, and I think the reason I was so impacted by Glencoe, is that Sean does a really good job of putting you in the story, because he starts with the word “Imagine.”

Imagine. Imagine you are a woman in the 1700s in Scotland,. You already have no security: no food security, no security that you won’t be raped, and no security that you will be alive after childbirth. To add to that, you have the hardship of surviving the cruel Scottish winter in a region that’s miles from the nearest anything, by horseback. Suddenly, a group of men come to your homes, demanding shelter, as is their right as travelers. They stay in your house as guests, then they murder your men and drive you out with the children into the cold and the snow to die. Life is cruel and Scotland’s winter will not help you. And I think it’s this, more than any political considerations (yes, yes, the Campbells were kind of forced by King William to do what they did) that really struck me.

Since we were there in the winter, I really imagined the women and children wandering, frightened, helpless, in the very same spaces that I was, the mountains silent and firm and the wind howling, and I thought all at once about how horrible and wonderful life was. And this song kept playing in my mind.

The most chilling part is how beautiful it is there.

So we stood there, the wind prying under our jackets, for five minutes in the silence,absorbed by the enormity of it.

Then the Asian tourists came.

And with that, we were off to Loch Ness.

The only thing monstrous about Loch Ness is how huge of a tourist trap it is. But I couldn’t resist.

It, too, is beautiful in its own, steely, quiet way.

My favorite part was Urquhart Castle which is not really a castle but more of a ruin. But the way it stands on the shores of the Loch is very dramatic and striking. And-oh mon Dieu-I captured the only ray of sunshine of our entire time in Scotland in this shot.

P.S. I’ve gone native. Saltire all the way. What makes it easy to love Scotland’s flag is that its colors are the same as Israel’s. Convenient!

Speaking of saltires, some people are REALLY proud of being Scottish. I would not be surprised if this Suzuki fought at Culloden.

I snapped this one in the gift shop of Loch Ness while we were waiting for everyone to get back to the bus. It turns out that the Scottish have suckered people of Scottish descent into buying tartan crap related to their “family’s” last name, even though, originally, tartans were not really distinguished by clans. Nevertheless, we did have a Fraser from Australia with us on the bus and he bought armloads of Fraser-related goods to take back. Us and the Germans laughed at him for being a sucker, but then he laughed at us because both of our countries’ financial systems are screwed. Fair point there, Fraser.

After the Loch, we did a quick drive-by through Inverness, and there was the day. I kept listening to the Glencoe song as we drove back to Glasgow and ingesting all of the information I’d received over the past week, trying to synthesize everything I’d seen and learned. From all the history I’d absorbed, all the people we’d talked to, and everywhere we’d been in Scotland, as well as stuff I’d read before we left, there was only one way forward for me. Drawing on my past history of self-nationalism, it became clear that, the Scottish people having failed to secure their own independence, I’d have to be a nationalist for the Scottish people as well.