Victoria Buffet Blog

New Buffets in Victoria

2010-09-11T14:45:00.000-07:00

A few new, and possibility exciting, buffet dining experiences have been created for us recently.

Here's a list:

SpiceJammer $12 (Thursday Lunch Only)

Went here a few weeks ago and it was about as blahzay as most Indian food tailored to a western palate is: Brendan actually overheard a waitress say to another diner, "We don't make anything too spicy, because we know some people can't handle it?" Oh, so you purposefully make your food more boring than it's supposed to be? Thanks for not exciting us too much, I really fucking appreciate it.

I brought my camera along on this trip, but totally forgot to take pictures. They only had about four or five dishes, and none of them were daal. The hottest hot sauce for the pakoras did make me sweat a little, and was pretty tasty, but everything else was fairly tepid. Total disappointment.

India Curry House $12 (Monday-Thursday Lunch Only)

This other local food blog gives India Curry House decent marks. The writer is Indian, so there is hope this place isn't the waste of time that most other local Indian buffets are.

Al-Sultan Restaurant

No idea on the pricing or what part of the day this buffet is available, but I'll guess it's a lunch thing, and probably around $10. I have pretty high hopes for this one.

Black Press Best of the City 2010

2010-07-18T15:13:00.000-07:00

Here is the list of best "all you can eat" options in the city, as originally printed in the Black Press Best of the City 2010 guide:

1) Raymond's Restaurant
2) Oak Bay Marina Restaurant
3) Purple Garden Restaurant

This actually isn't such a bad list, as Raymond's has gotten better recently, but Zap Thai is still MUCH more satisfying. You could argue for Aura, May Gold, or The Empress curry and dessert buffets making the list too (maybe even La Tenampa if you expand the catch area), but you really can't be too mad at Black Press readers for this one. Put Zap Thai in there, and this list becomes a good representation of the quality and variety of all-you-can-eat options in Victoria.

Fountain Restaurant | 4-2680 Blanshard Street | 250.381.3318

2010-05-28T02:59:00.000-07:00

Weird nonsensical Chinglesh posters hanging behind fake apple walls.

The dinner buffet might get it done here, but its lunch hour cousin is all Lady and the Tramp style alley-garbage dinner without the romance.

These comments made while dining pretty much sum it up:

From Bruce: "How do you fuck up corn?"

Me: "I've never had Jello that actually just tasted like gelatine. There is nearly no orange flavour in this. It's like they just added food colouring."

You can pretty much apply any variation on these comments to A LOT of the other items. Some of the big ticket items (fried rice, chow mein, ginger beef) are passable, but otherwise it's all pretty bafflingly bad. I actually spat out a gyoza before biting all the way through it. The mango ice cream was essentially the only thing I wanted to go for seconds of.

I've heard dinner buffet here is better, with many more items, but our lunch really was depressingly bad. Unfortunate seeing as I've never had any qualms with Fountain's delivery meals. Suffice to say; this isn't the triumphant return to the buffet game we were all hoping Fountain would serve up.

EDIT: Went back and tried dinner buffet on June 6th. A few items definitely make it more worthwhile (jumbo fish sticks, dessert rolls, crab), but overall I still think it's a bit of a loser. Especially at $18 on the weekend. I do believe there is potential for improvement though. Give it another month or two and it might be worth return trips.

Price for Lunch: $9
Rating: 2.8/5

Pizza Hut Buffet | Duncan, BC | 5852 Trans Canada Highway | 250.748.4690

2010-05-13T02:27:00.000-07:00

Aight, so it's been like three or four months since we made the spiritual journey to the hallowed Hut, but there weren't a lot of items, so I think I can still give it a decent review.

Let's start with how teeny-tiny everything is at this buffet: plates less than 2/3 the size of standard buffet tableware, pizza cut into strips not even fit for the appetite of a self-doubting teenager, and somewhat shallow serving dishes really. The portion sizes aren't really a problem—I mean just eat more right? It is a buffet. The problem is the plates are so completely incompliant with the pursuit of gluttony, that you're forced to fill up two plates every trip, and you're up and down every five seconds like a teenage dick. WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GO LARGER THAN A SALAD PLATE? Geez it was frustrating.

The buffet situation here does get significantly better once you get over the baby plates, and dig into the dishes. Though no specialty crust pizzas are offered, the traditional 'za (pepperoni and ham and pineapple being the main options) is what you would expect. It might not bring you to a higher plain of existence (you'll need to order a few stuffed crusts for that), but it still gets the job done. The Caesar pasta salad is a surprisingly compatible companion as well, which is more than can be said for the god-awful lasagna mess. Dump some marinara sauce on a bunch of fusili. Inspired thinking Pizza Hut. Somewhere in a studio apartment a shirtless, stained-gut bachelor is totally pissed you stole his recipe.

This brings us to the breadsticks and the dessert pizza. Though Auggie probably would have made the trip to Duncan for the 'sticks alone, I have to say both Fazoli's and the Olive Garden do it better. I guess I was just hoping for softer bread mostly.

The dessert pizza, however, is the type of buffet item that comes along once in a lifetime. The type of dish that takes a common indulgence, and turns it into the type of food airline crash survivors talk about while they're drinking urine, and resorting to cannibalism while wishing the knowledge of having a loving family at home really was as nourishing as human ass flesh.

The cherry and apple dessert pizza is like Pillsbury Toaster Strudel, but waaaaaaaaaaay better. Like if a toaster strudel fucked Cherry Valence, and they had little food babies. A little trashy, but with a hint of sweet sophistication lying just underneath the surface. A true buffet triumph.

I know it's sacrilege, but I think I ultimately prefer the Mexican buffet across the parking lot. Pizza Hut buffet is still a very special place, but not quite worth the reverence of other chain giants like Sizzler: now there is something special (review coming I hope).

Price: $9? (Lunch Only)
Rating: 3.5

Salty's Fish and Chips | 8-3960 Shelbourne Street | 250.590.6162

2010-03-02T19:46:00.000-08:00

There is a time in every addict's life when he/she is deafened by the thud of his/her health and dignity hitting the bottom of the barrel. I came all to close to crashing through the bottom of the pit a couple weeks ago at Salty's.

What compels a man to have three pieces of fish and chips for breakfast, when he knows a breaded breaky cannot provide the comfort he seeks? I was walking a tightrope at Salty's—trying to consume just enough grease and oil to feel triumphant, but I went too far. Gourging on fish and chips can place you in a fog of regret at the best of times, but going into it ten minutes after getting out of bed completely gassed me.

The light breading of the cod tricked me into thinking I was going to have an easy ride: not so. About halfway through my third piece I was labouring. Other food addicts know the feeling—eating is no longer about pleasure, it's about persevering towards a respectable performance.

There are a lot of fish and chips options in town, and Salty's may not be the best, but you could do a lot worse (I'm told Pluto's is a significantly more blech AYCE experience). However, the fish at Salty's tasted like it was probably frozen at some point in its journey to my plate, and this didn't make eating all-you-can-eat style any easier.

This would have been fine as a lunchtime meal, but after three pieces and half a plate of Mcain's style fries; I was seriously considering an Alaimo style swearing off of any further attempts to try and eat my way to piece of mind. Another helping of chips (yes it's not just the fish that is AYCE) and I could have ended up doing something drastic... like chasing a dream, or getting involved in sports, or whatever else people ditching vices do.

However, it was obvious that my post-Salty's hangover had not been the I've-lost-my-septum-because-I'm-blowing-my-mind-on-yak-every-night-and-yesterday-it-got-too-much-so-I-tried-to-hang-myself-in-my-parents-garage-but-I'm-fat-and-the-moosehead-I-was-using-as-a-brace-got-ripped-out-of-the-wall-and-now-I-am-rethinking-my-teenage-wild-girl-lifestyle type of realization that others have had. Days later I was in a car on my way Pizza Hut Buffet in Duncan—and it was glorious.

Food is still the best vice of all, and I'm not giving it up. If Salty's helped me realise this, perhaps it's worth a trip for you too.

Price: $12
All-You-Can-Eat is only available Tuesdays

Rating: 3.3

The Guide

2010-01-31T01:12:00.000-08:00

A while ago the Eating the Road blog penned what is by far the best step-by-step strategy guide to attacking buffets that I have ever come across. The guide was recently updated for 2010, and I didn't post it before, so here it is.

Special holiday message from yours truly

2009-12-28T13:59:00.000-08:00

Hello everyone,

As 2009 dawns into a new decade, I have to say the 2000's were a time of discovery and fun for myself. While the world was apparently going to shit, I was taking a shit from eating way to many cinnamon egg rolls at the wonder wok. It makes me realize how truly lucky I really am to be alive, and to have been a resident of Victoria, B.C for so many wonderful, memorable years. Again, as we approach a new decade, change sets in. Personally, change comes in the form of location. For the foreseeable future I will be residing in Toronto, Ontario, and my status regarding buffet reviewing remains unchanged; however, this blog remains in the best of hands, and there is absolutely nobody other than Donald Kennedy who I trust more with taking the Buffet Blog into the next decade. As I sit in this rack shack cafe, stealing free internet and listening to a remix of "I cant go for that" by Hall and Oates, I reminisce and almost cry thinking about the times that are behind me. But as I look out the window, I know there is so much waiting for me. Take care my loves, and until next time, screw healthy eating.

-guy

La Tenampa Mexican Restaurant | Duncan, B.C. | 2A-5838 Trans Canada Highway | 250.701.0175

2009-12-21T20:56:00.000-08:00

So I guess this is where I start off the review by making some joke about skids and rednecks and small town life in Duncan right? WRONG! I'm tired of all these lazy-ass fleece vest wearing writer types thinking they're some kind of Dave Barry because they made a no-teeth joke when writing about a small town. Friday Pizza Hut Buffet pretty much makes Duncan an oasis on this island, and I won't use its people to generate a few hacky hyucks.

Conveniently located across the parking lot from Pizza Hut in Duncan is Le Tenampa Mexican Restaurant: a good go-to buffet for when you've accidentally trekked up island on a Thursday instead of a Friday.

The buffet here is mostly filled with build-your-own taco/fajita/burrito fix-ins, but there are a few stand alone items as well. The "Mexican Lasagna", essentially beef mixed with Taco Time seasoning and topped with cheese, is absolutely perfect for piling on top of taco chips and making your own haystacks: we're talking pretty primo comfort food here. I didn't sample the pasta salad or the cornbread, but Auggie assured me that both were fairly top notch by buffet standards. A mild chili which consists mostly of beef and kidney beans is decent, but not good enough to make me choose it over the lasagna or other items.

Fajita vegetables, Mexican rice, re-fried beans, as well as shredded (and ground) beef and chicken are your main taco filler options here. The shredded beef is the definite winner as far as meat options go, while the re-fried beans and Mexican rice were both fresh and, though simple, tasted much better than offerings I have encountered at similar restaurants. The soft shell tacos at La Tenampa leave something to be desired, but the fajita shells are good, standard fare. To get the most out of this buffet though, you'd be well advised to ditch housing units all together as this will free up space in your stomach.

House made salsa and guacamole are available at the salad bar and both are decent. At the very least the guacamole beats Yucatan, and the salsa was the sort of simple mix you might make for yourself at home. Enchilada sauce is also available, but it's not exactly bursting with boldness and heat; I'd recommend sticking to sour cream and salsa.

Last, but not least, tater tots and mojo potatoes are a very welcome addition to this buffet. Although I associate mojos more with fried chicken, the tots do a good job of rounding out the whole fresh, non-crappy Taco Time vibe this place has. La Tenampa is just a flat-out great place to enjoy the fun and friendly feel that a good buffet spot generates.

Jimmy Nguyen Offers Up a Short Essay on Mexican Social Mores!!!!

After being couped up in the ride way the fuck up to Duncan in the back of a beater, I was just glad to get out and let the blood rush back into my legs before they cramped up: finding my way into the restaurant was only a secondary concern. The past few weeks leading up to this trip haven't been particularly kind to me in terms of weather, so I needed some temporary relief in the form of food to at least take my mind somewhere tropical. As you can see I was happier than a Mexican who just got a green card when I stepped through the doors of La Tenampa.

We stood for a moment in front of the buffet line—dazed by the choices presented to us. Meat dishes of all kinds were available, well sort of—a fair portion of them were beef variations.

What the deuce, we've gone too far to turn back now! I loaded up my plate(s) and made my way back to the table, anticipating a hearty feast as the wind and cold raged on outside. I swear the moment I brang the spoon up to my lips, ready to line up the first bite, I could hear the mariachi band playing the tunes in my head (and what a delightful feeling that was). The cheese was nicely melted on the ground beef, the limited selection of vegetables were compensated for by the freshness and preparation, and the serious supplies of other side features make this a truly ass-kicking build-your-own taco experience. I still can't get over how crunchy the taco gets with a simple combination of Mexican lasagna and tater tots.

I blinked and four plates found their way to my side of the table and back. Needless to say, even I was impressed that I could put that much buffet food into my system (and for once feel like it wouldn't do any gastro-intestinal damage).

Our entourage left the place with readjusted belt sizes, an extra few pounds each, and the feeling of a huge Mexican party going on in our stomachs. A straight-up fiesta with Mexican dudes drinking beer and cracking jokes while Paco takes a whack at the pinata, only to deliver an embarrassing miss and have all the chicas and mamacitas laugh at him. I wouldn't have left if not for the fact that there was no more room in my belly. The only thing I could think about in regards to these partiers was "I'll be back, pendejos!"

Price For Lunch: $11.50 (after tax)
Rating: 3.9

Small Changes

2009-12-20T23:15:00.000-08:00

Hey Everyone,

I've made two minor navigational changes to the blog recently.

Search bar! Now you can easily search the entire blog by using that lovely google search bar located just to the right of this post.
Added an easy to find RSS subscription gadget - you'll find it halfway down the side bar. I'm surprised I did not add this sooner as I'm an avid user of google reader.

I hope this makes it easier for everyone to find the information they seek!

Cheers and Merry Christmas!

Angelo

Un-Official Statement on the Future of the Buffet Blog

2009-09-30T19:00:00.000-07:00

Two months ago we all received some debilitating news. It was at this time when Guy Alaimo, head-writer and CEO of the Victoria Buffet Blog, announced his retirement from the world of buffet critique. Since this announcement, the future of the Victoria Buffet Blog has been in doubt. Today I would like to ensure blog readers, and the public at large, that the Buffet Blog is not dying.

I am a long time contributor to the Buffet Blog, and would like to announce today that I will be taking over head-writing duties until either Mr. Alaimo returns to the blog, or he chooses a successor. These are exciting times in the Victoria all-you-can-eat/buffet world: summer saw the opening of a buffet at the Indian Market, the premiere of Posh on the island, and the advent of a Sunday brunch buffet at the Loghouse Pub.

In the coming months expect coverage of the Empress' curry buffet, the pending grand opening of Kuku's Buffet, and updates on previously reviewed eateries. At this time I plan to update the blog once every three months or so. I will admit this marks a drop in content, but I believe the alternative of no blog at all is a far harsher reality.

I would like to thank Guy, and his brother Angelo for their unwavering commitment to the championing of buffet culture over the past year and a half. I would also like to thank Guy for allowing me to be part of the outstanding community service that is the Buffet Blog. I look forward to attempting to take a walk in his shoes.

Sincerely,

Donald Kennedy
Head-Writer/Founder Victoria Burger Blog
Contributor Victoria Buffet Blog

Posh | 102-1063 Fort Street | 250.382.7674 | www.303-posh.com

2009-09-21T13:43:00.000-07:00

All-You-Can-Eat Sukiyaki

Goddamnned camera sucks balls in low-light. My apologies.

Having finally secured a job that offers me more than ten hours a week, and having also received a little bridge financing from the 'rents, I decided to celebrate my good fortune through gluttony with a trip to Posh. Posh recently expanded operations (there are already three locations in Vancouver) a few weeks ago by unveiling its first Victoria restaurant in a spot formerly occupied by Med-Grill. Sukiyaki style cooking arms eaters with a shallow cooking pot filled with sukiyaki sauce (a sort of sweet soya sauce) and cabbage. You toss some meat and veges in there, let 'em soak up the sweetness of the cabbage water/sauce mix, and then dip your meat in raw egg if you feel so inclined (different from Shabu Shabu where you do not cook directly in sauce).

At Posh your options for meat are beef, pork, cod, and fish cakes. For vegetables you've got an array of mushrooms, yam, zuchinni, and probably a few other things I forget. You also have the ability to toss udon noodles into the pot as well as vermicelli, tofu, and baked tofu.

The meaty shitake mushrooms are the highlight here as they maintain a good texture after cooking, and the sweetness of the sukiyaki blends well with the flavour of the shitake. The pork and beef cooked up pleasantly in the sauce, but weren't as enjoyable flavour-wise as the Korean BBQ-style options you get at Sura on Douglas. The soft, eggy coating, however, does combine with the sweet sauce in a way that allows each meaty morsel to wrap its way around your mouth fabulously.

The cod is a definite disapointment here however, as it tastes like a sour, sweaty fishmonger's shop smells in the heat of the early afternoon (in other words, "too fishy"). Overall eating at Posh is an enjoyable experience, but sukiyaki is perhaps better enjoyed in a non all-you-can-eat format: the food is good, but it all sort of starts tasting the same after shoveling it in non-stop for half-an-hour.

Finally a little bit of advice: don't bother with the Udon noodles. Yes, they taste good in the sukiyaki sauce, but they totally take up the whole pot and can really end up fucking up your flow: better to stick with meat and veges. It should also be noted that Posh is still young, and I have absolutely no idea if at some point in the future things like sushi and tempura will be added to the menu. At this point in time I would say the price for all-you-can-eat is fair, but it's not exactly the deal of the century (although the bottomless pop is a plus). I may have left loving the Passionfruit 7-Up more than I did most of the food, but I'd still say Posh is worth checking out.

Price: $24

Rating
3.6/5

Raymonds on Admirals Re-brands Itself as 'Royal Palace'?

2009-08-18T14:06:00.000-07:00

Yes, that's right - the Victoria Buffet Blog is not dead!

What seems to be dead though is the name 'Raymond's' at it's (now previous?) location on Admirals in View Royal! Perhaps, they have gone through a re-branding as the site still sports the Raymond-esque neon signs, but this time with the name Royal Palace.

Interestingly enough, their window-posted menu claims "WE ARE THE BEST BUFFET IN TOWN" which as you can see contradicts the ratings to the immediate right of this text ->

Apart from the signs and name, it appears Raym.. er Royal Palace will only be offering a Lunch Buffet with this new iteration. Moreover, if this restaurant really did just go through a name change, and their food quality remains the same, I can assure you they are NOT the best buffet in town which can be noted from the previous review of Raymonds at the same location.

Expect a review up early next week.

Goodbye everybody!

2009-07-30T21:11:00.000-07:00

Health issue’s force Victoria’s Buffet King to call it quits

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

VICTORIA, B.C | JULY 30, 2009 - - Guy Alaimo, the main writer and creator of the Victoria Buffet Blog, has called it a career and is retiring from the world of buffet reviewing at the age of 24 citing declining overall health.

In an interview conducted with the CBC mere months after launching the blog, Alaimo mentioned heart palpitations and other health issues he suffered due to extreme overeating. Sadly the sound of those palpitations has grown too loud to ignore.

“I just got out of hand,” says Alaimo. “I was obviously suffering from a severe eating disorder, and I was channeling that energy into my blog. It’s time to get serious and change my life if I plan on being alive in a few years.”

Alaimo provided the people of Victoria with one of the city’s first specialized food review blogs, reviewing every buffet restaurant in the city in just over a year of service.

As of July 29, 2009, Alaimo tipped the scales at 270 pounds, 50 pounds more than what he weighed when the Victoria Buffet Blog debuted in March, 2008.

Alaimo is also a contributing writer for the Victoria Burger Blog, though it is not known whether he plans on retiring from his burger reviewing career as well.

Listen to Alaimo's official retirement announcement

B.C Ferries Pacific Buffet - Breakfast - Spirit of British Columbia, Spirit of Vancouver and the Coastal Celebration - http://www.bcferries.com/

2009-07-07T21:51:00.000-07:00

I, like my older brother, have had many, many wonderful childhood memories of eating on the ferry buffet. From school field trips, to traveling across for sports competitions, I always looked forward to gorging on the immense offering while sailing between the island and mainland. Of course, not all ferries offer this opportunity, and I would always become extremely disappointed when I did not see the distinctive exhaust stacks of the Spirit of British Columbia, or the Spirit of Vancouver Island slowly pull up to berth from my car window.

On a recent concert trip to Vancouver, my friends and I hit up the glorious Pacific Buffetlocated at the stern of the Spirit of British Columbia on the main passenger deck. Of course it being the 9 A.M. sailing, we just had to have breakfast, and I must say – the breakfast buffet on the ferry has always been my favourite – especially after becoming food poisoned by the seemingly harmless and legendary sunshine breakfast during a sports trip back in ‘06.

The breakfast buffet is separated into three lines – one for main dishes, another for fruit and cereal, and another for dessert/sweet breakfast items.

From the main line, items included – scrambled eggs, hard boiled eggs, corned beef hash, grilled sausages, ham, cheese omelette, dim sum, ratatouille, potato patties, cinnamon swirl toast, and croissants.

The first item one sees entering the main line is the “scrambled” eggs… I’m sure some people remember their first trip to the breakfast buffet and questioning the compact looking yellow substance in the metal tray in front of them at least for a second or two. Yes the eggs look a bit off; however, they are not farm fresh, but powdered. If you prefer whole/real eggs, you’re only option is to grab the hard boiled eggs adjacent to the “scrambled” eggs. I’m not sure if the cheese omelette uses real eggs or powdered, but it was very good regardless.

To be honest, I don’t like breakfast sausages. Every time I have had them at breakfast buffets – hell, even at traditional breakfast, I have found them to be fatty and disgusting. I’d rather stick to bacon. Unfortunately, bacon was not available so I did eat the sausage and I must say it is the BEST breakfast sausage I have ever had. Perhaps it’s due to the fact it is grilled, or the combination of spices, but I’m glad I did not pass it up.

I’ve always enjoyed the corn beef hash provided at the buffet. The mix of potato, corned beef, and some other ingredients I can only guess at always makes me go back for more. Other items on the main line that I tried and found decent are the ham, potato patties and dim sum. I found it quite odd the buffet was offering dim sum for breakfast as I have been informed by a friend it is traditionally an item offered at brunch.

After filling up the first plate from the main line, I personally love to douse the eggs, corned beef hash, potato patties, and sausage with sweet maple syrup. In the good ol’ days, one would be able to bring back individual servings of maple syrup back to the table for a discrete pour. Alas, gone are those days, and I had to pour the syrup from a single flask located near the toaster into a small bowl to bring back to the table. I still get raised eye-brows from those I sit with.

From the line next to the main, items included – fresh fruit, organic yogurt and assorted cereals complete with toppings such as cranberry, granola, and dehydrated bananas. The yogurt served was in individual cups of the brand Olympic , and if I even remotely interested in eating cereal at a breakfast buffet, I’m sure I would have enjoyed the toppings offered.

From the third line, items included – Belgium waffles with strawberry and whipped cream, assorted cold cuts, candied salmon, and other sweets. The candied salmon was exquisite and definitely worth filling half a plate. Belgium waffles are always oh so good and absolutely wonderful with the supplied toppings. A friend of mine had the following to say about the waffles.

“I must say the waffles with whipped cream and strawberries topped were some of the best I’ve ever had, mainly because it wasn’t overly sweet like how a lot of breakfast places offer. The strawberry syrup wasn’t laden with sugar, and neither was the whipped cream. It allowed the flavours to come through instead of being overshadowed by the sugar.”

Finally, many drinks are available for enjoyment such as orange juice, coffee, assorted teas, 2% milk, hot chocolate, and Coca Cola soft drinks. Of course with many buffets, the glasses provided for the cold drinks are fairly small so one must walk back and forth several times or fill up more than once. As a remedy in my younger-years, I would always grab a couple large cups from the cafeteria, and stuff them in my backpack before entering the buffet. Several trips back to the drinks section were reduced to one or two.

Overall, the breakfast ferry buffet is a great start to the morning aboard a BC ferry. Not only do they provide a variety of traditional breakfast items, but also healthy items such as fruit and cereal. As mentioned by many people, the view can’t be beat and I feel my brother has previously summed the experience up nicely - “The Pacific Buffet has a monopoly on ferry buffets, and offers a relaxing view of the ocean, far away from the rat-race of the white-spot cafeteria and sandwich bars on the other side of the boat”

If you’ve got the stomach real-estate, the cash-flow, and will be traveling on either the, Spirit of British Columbia, Spirit of Vancouver Island, or Coastal Celebration between 7-10 AM, be sure to grab a table inside the breakfast buffet while sailing between Swartz Bay and Tsawwassen.

Price: $16.50 + tax for adults

$9.50 + tax for children 5 to 11 years of age.

3.7 / 5

Kuku's Continues to Tease

2009-07-07T13:05:00.000-07:00

Sick of hearing all this buzz about Kuku's on Burnside opening a buffet?

Yes, well so am I.

Nonetheless, here's an update letting you know they STILL have not opened, but this time with a picture showing decals placed on the windows of what looks to be the area for their restaurant/buffet.

Does anyone else think the guy in their logo belongs at an Italian restaurant?

Just Saying.

Oh and look for a new review up later tonight.

Racial epithet scribbled on wall of beloved local buffet restaurant

2009-06-17T12:35:00.000-07:00

Thanks to DK for alerting me to this; as reported this morning in the Times Colonist, a top 5 buffet has been attacked with a racial epithet.

Caribbean Village in the Quadra Village is a one of a kind restaurant for Greater Victoria. I reviewed their lunch buffet last September. The food was excellent.

I'm not surprised Mr. Bowen was unnerved by the event. I even mention feeling "safe as fuck" eating in that restaurant as a result of the mans imperturbable behaviour. You should watch the way he handles drug addicts loitering around his store.

Here's a link to the review I wrote a while back. Take away the Oak Bay Marina, and the Blue Crab, and the Caribbean Village is the third best buffet in the city.

Szechuan City Revisted, 110 Burnside Road East, Victoria B.C - - (250) 386-2288

2009-06-13T18:58:00.001-07:00

Editors Note: Yet another Victoria review from blog contributor Angelo Alaimo! And It is now official... The current Szechuan City has no link to the former powerhouse buffet which took the city of Victoria by storm in the early to mid 2000's. It is truly the end of an era, and no words can accuratly express the sadness, and feelings of emptiness I have suffered as a result. In my sadness, I feel creative, and will probably post some sort of memorial article in the near future. Thank you for continuing to view this blog as your official Victoria buffet authority.

After a sudden closure, and months of waiting for "Renovations" to be complete at Szechuan City, the grand re-opening occured last week to the pleasure of many. Of course "renovations" in mandarin translates to "under new management" in English. I apologize in advance for the cell phone pics, but my DSLR died a couple weeks ago :(

Upon entering the "new" Szechuan City, you are asked to pay ahead of time before being seated - just like before. On our visit, it did not seem like the new owners/management had their debit system up at the time, so at press time, the only confirmed methods of payment include credit card and cash.

The buffet set up consists of a approximately 5 meter long buffet station, a dessert bar, and a wide variety of drinks which includes pop, coffee, water, and juice which just happens to be in a "Slush Puppie" machine. Normally, something inside a Slush Puppie" machine would indicate it is of the iced variety. Not the case here... also note the labeling of the right canister in the picture below and compare it to the colour of the liquid inside. We buffet goers were slightly confused for a moment and it warranted an image capture.

The service under the new management at Szechuan city is actually very good. I was very impressed with the care the servers put into their work. Plates were cleared promptly and the staff also striked up a conversation with patrons.

Now, onto the most important part.... the food.

As one can see in the previous review of this establishment, it has received a rave review from the buffet blog. Unfortunately, under the new management, Szechuan City will be unable to hold its dominating 4.3/5

The main buffet table contained items such as several chow mein rice and noodle dishes, ginger pork, mussels, beef and green beans, deep friend chicken, squid, snow peas, sweet and sour pork and some others which I did not sample.

Soup selection included hot and sour and won ton soup. The won ton dumplings were fairly decent but unfortunately, the only other ingredient in the mix was broth. I like to see some vegetables in my wonton soup so I thought this could be much improved.

Going back the rice/noodle dishes.. I found them to be bland..In fact... I started to feel Szechuan City doesn't use MSG in these dishes. Well, at least perhaps it was forgotten in the batch I sampled. To be honest, the flavours of most of the dishes seemed a bit off, and perhaps with a little bit of tweaking of the sauces, can be good with the mostly quality ingredients present.

I enjoyed the beef and green beans and other vegetables, such as the bokchoy were decently cooked. The ginger pork, unfortunately seemed too fatty/tough, and I ended up second guessing the legitimacy of the pork labeling.

As for fish, you had a choice of squid, mussels, and another assorted fish type dish. I did not sample the squid or the mussels, but my chime ins did and hopefully will send me their reports soon. I did however, try this assorted spicy fish dish. I forgot it's exact name... but it's best to be avoided. See the picture below for the random ball of grey processed mystery meat and/or fish. It was rubbery, had no taste... yes I tasted it.. but I did not swallow.

Of course, the most important part of a chinese food buffet is the spring rolls. I am happy to report, the spring rolls at Szechuan City are excellent! So good in fact, I ate at least three. According to other reports, sushi was available, unfortunately I cannot confirm this as none was present during my visit; however, I did see what looked like to be ginger and wasabi in the dessert bar area.

Highlights for dessert include fresh fruit, rice krispy squares and soft serve. I hadn't tried the soft serve prior to my most recent visit, but its fairly satisfying after you've stuffed yourself. I washed down said rice krispy squares and soft serve with a great cup of coffee. I had a hard time finding the cream, so if you do end up heading off to Szechuan - the creamers are in the dessert bar.

Overall, I was disappointed to see the food quality - with exception to the spring rolls - head downhill from the establishments previous glory days. The restaurant definitely has the good service going for it which I love to see, but the food needs some adjustments. Perhaps my suspicion of the missing MSG is correct, or just the fact the restaurant is getting over its first startup bumps. I'm happy to speculate and give them the benefit of the doubt, but the bottom line from my experience shows the food needs work.

Price for Dinner: $14.95

3.0/5

Szechuan City has re-opened

2009-06-05T19:26:00.001-07:00

According to a report from the Good Food blog, Szechuan City on Burnside has finally re-opened after months of being closed for renovation. The Buffet Blog is on the case and we are aiming to have a review up by sometime next week.

The Article that Started it all

2009-05-28T21:32:00.000-07:00

It's a proven fact that 95 percent of this blogs readership happens by chance. Whether a reader is introduced by means of a google search, or a link from a fellow blog, chances are the reader has no idea, nor cares of how this blog came to be. In October of 2007, during a rainy day in a writing class I was taking at Camosun College, the seeds of the Victoria Buffet Blog were planted. By that point I had started to write for the school paper, and had just begun a journey into print media. The paper's editor, along with his sidekick intern-editor, had begun speaking to our writing class with the hopes of turning us all into full-fledged, student-newspaper writers and columnists. This particular rainy day the class formed into groups, and the editor asked each person in the class to come up with two story ideas that they would have to choose between. These were my two story ideas: the sad state of buffets in Victoria and Emo kids. Or was it cutters? Hipsters? The truth is I really don't know who I was targeting with that particular story idea, but the outcome was sure to be a mess. With that in mind, the decision was easy. The other students in my group told me I should take off with the buffet idea. Tentatively, it was going to be a 300 word column on the lack of decent buffet restaurants in Victoria. That all changed a week later when I went into the newspapers newsroom and started talking about the status of my column to the editor. It became apparent to him while I was explaining the status of my column that I had a great wealth of knowledge about buffets in Victoria. As I continued to explain, he cut me off. "Its set then. We'll do a feature on buffets."

Without further hesitation, I present to you the article that started it all...

A Buffet Love Affair

by Guy Alaimo

Published in February 2008
Nexus Newspaper

Photos by Angelo Alaimo

It's not easy being a buffet expert. Not only is sacrificing your physical health a must; it takes dedication and an undying love for the buffet. It started when I was 10. My introduction to Pizza Hut’s kids-eat-for-free deal turned out to be an all-out, lifelong love affair with buffet.
In comparison to other cities, Victoria fares poorly when it comes to buffets. For example, in Ontario there’s an award-winning all-you-can-eat buffet called The Mandarin offering Chinese cuisine and other items, such as Maui ribs and cold prawns. In Victoria, you have to pay top dollar to get those kinds of quality items in an all-you-can-eat buffet. The Victoria buffet scene has gone through its share of ups and downs over the last 15 years. By far the biggest devastation for the local all-you-can-eat buffet community was the loss of Pizza Hut. Whether I was a 10-year-old boy with the lingering taste of dessert pizza in my mouth or a belligerent, hung over 16-year-old punk seeing if I could be the one who breaks the 30-slice record during a 45-minute lunch break, the Pizza Hut on Shelbourne was too amazing too be true. This was a buffet that could keep your senses sharp. It was a tool for tuning up the hunter/gatherer instincts. One must be quick and cunning to load up a plate with enough pizza to feed 15 people for a table of three. With 10-minute breaks between fresh pizzas, only the strongest and fastest could suckle upon the sweet breast of the Hut. It was $6.99 for all-you-can-eat pizza and all-you-can-eat dreams. Sadly, the Pizza Hut passed away in 2005 to make way for a Tim Horton’s. The late Wonder Wok restaurant, also on Shelbourne, offered a tasty little buffet for $5.99. In 2003 it sadly shut down, but re-opened for a brief stint in 2006. Eventually it was turned into a Starbucks. In memory of the Wonder Wok and Pizza Hut, two buffet gems taken away from Victoria way too early by major coffee/donut chains, I have spent the past two weeks venturing all over greater Victoria with one goal in mind—to find the best Chinese buffet in the city.

Winner:

Crystal Jade

(801 Vernon Street)

Crystal Jade is located in the old Uncle Willy’s building. It was a treat. Highlights included salt and pepper fried fish and squid, tender barbequed pork glistening with flavour, and textbook spring rolls that crunched with freshness every time you took a bite. There were different types of chow mein with Singapore and Shanghai-style noodles and staples like sweet and sour pork, ginger beef, and, um, scrambled eggs. Yes, scrambled eggs. I couldn’t believe my eyes. Further down the buffet line required some pickiness. I don’t eat vegetables unless they’re deep-fried. If it isn’t brown, give it a frown. But the mixed vegetables with tofu drizzled in black bean sauce looked and smelled incredible.

Near the top of the buffet line was an assortment of deep-fried items that all had fantastic consistency--prawns, chicken wings and balls, squid, all of which are lightly crunchy on the outside while warm and soft on the inside.

Once I was finished loading my plate, a self-serve fountain pop kiosk caught my eye. Around the corner from that was a soft-serve ice cream machine, of which many customers took advantage. Chocolate and caramel syrup were available for customization purposes. The service was fantastic and comparable to the service you would receive at a classy Sunday brunch buffet in a nice hotel. Tea was graciously served the second we sat down and the manager of the buffet was working hard and smiling at the same time. This was truly an experience, and I will be visiting this buffet many times before I die.

Price: $14.95 for dinner, $11.95 for lunch

Rating: 4.75/5

Editors note: Crystal Jade isn't good anymore. Read my new review to find out why.

First runner-up:

Purple Garden

(138-1551 Cedar Hill X Rd.)

A gem is resting behind a McDonalds in an underground parking lot. Its name—Purple Garden. Located only a few minutes from the Lansdowne campus, Purple Garden delivered quality food that was clean and fresh. When an item was old or the container empty, a fresh batch would be in its place fairly quickly. Other than dry chow mein, the items were excellent. The spring rolls were fried well, offering a nice, crunchy exterior and filled with cabbage and other assorted vegetables. Other items included ginger beef, mandarin-style fish, and green beans with barbequed pork. Or was it barbequed pork with green beans? This place does not cheap out on the meat. The beverages were on a self-serve system, similar to Crystal Jade, and there was a freezer with four kinds of ice cream to choose from. The customer service was polite and diligent. Used plates were quickly removed from the table and tea was offered. The general atmosphere was nice and the other customers seemed to be enjoying themselves while light classical music permeated the dining areas. Easily the best value in the city, Purple Garden is great place to go for lunch if you’re at school and want to get away from the boring food served at Chartwells.

Price: $12.95 for dinner, $8.95 for lunch.

Rating: 4.5/5

Second runner-up:

Szechuan City

(110 Burnside Rd. E.)

The Szechuan City experience has been a tumultuous ride. As a teenager, I frequently visited this restaurant with my friends and have many memories of the poor way that my friends and I were treated.This was back when Szechuan City was still a one-store pony across from Tillicum Mall.

I distinctly remember an incident when I was 17, and a waitress poured me a glass of water only half full. Before she walked away I asked her kindly if I could receive a full glass of water, since the plate of food I was about to devour was surely going to parch my taste buds. She politely agreed and poured the rest of the glass. Later on during our meal, a disgruntled waiter approached our table and made eye contact with me.

He then started pouring me a glass of water until the water started overflowing and spilling over the table, and onto the floor. Then he uttered words that will stick with me for the rest of my life. “Is that enough water for you, sir? You make so much mess!” But the food easily made up for the rudeness of the waiter. Now it’s a different story. The quality of the food has taken a dive and, as a result, the customer service has greatly improved. Again, the drinks were on a self-serve system, and ice cream was offered on tap. Nanaimo bars summed up the beauty of their dessert options and their main dishes were pretty good, but not as good as they used to be.

Some unique items they offered were teriyaki meatballs and cold prawns—the good kind you have to peel.

Price: $9.50 for lunch

Rating: 4/5

Third runner-up:

Raymond’s

(212-815 Cloverdale Ave.)

Raymond’s has been referred to as the best buffet in Victoria. Well, they’re not the best, but they have some nice qualities.

A large number of Chinese people were dining at the Cloverdale Raymond’s, which made me feel pretty good while I was sampling the items. I was also hung over, so the sight of all-you-can-eat dim sum was a nice surprise. The dim sum itself was okay, but the only item I enjoyed from it was the pork wrapped in a small sticky bun.

Classic items were readily available though--sweet and sour pork, ginger beef, fried rice, and chow mein, to list a few. The best items were the salt and pepper squid, which possessed a spicy bite, and the spring rolls were amazing. The staff generously poured water and the atmosphere was great. Drinks weren’t included in the cost, however. Excellent elevator music was in the background and this was firmly established by the muzak rendition of “I Want to Live in America” which was subtly playing as I drowned my sorrows in sweet and sour sauce.

Price: $12.75 for dinner, $9.75 for lunch

Rating: 3.75/5

Fourth runner-up:

Raymond’s

(4-100C Aldersmith Place)

Raymond’s near Admirals offers a unique style no other Chinese buffet in Victoria has—a Western buffet containing over 20 items with a salad bar. We knowingly ignored the salad bar and started piling up our plates with Western cuisine. Some of the standout items were stuffed mushrooms, garlic sautéed mushrooms, and maple BBQ side ribs. The BBQ ribs were delicious, but the majority of the food was lukewarm and old. We were shocked to see this common phenomenon happen at such an early time in the dinner rush. It would be better if they replaced the items in the Western buffet more often. Our second trip to the buffet led us to the Chinese items. We filled our plates with all the regulars, like fried rice, ginger beef, and sweet and sour pork. The spring rolls were crunchy and fresh, a sure sign of a passing grade. Many Chinese items were also not being replaced, despite their age. The kung pao chicken with diced vegetables was cooking in its own juice and developed a saucy film. The salt and pepper pork was cooked well and had a nice, spicy bite, but it was cold. The few items that got replaced included the garlic pepper deep-fried squid and the pork dumplings. Both were tasty and provided us eating enjoyment on our third and final plate. Raymond’s buffet has the potential to be the best buffet in the city, but for whatever reason they don’t replace the items as much as they should.

This isn’t a new problem. I’ve visited this buffet many times over the past five years and I’m always disappointed in the lack of fresh items. Buffet items should be replaced because of their age, regardless if they are consumed or not. If they provided fresh food throughout the duration of the buffet, Raymond’s on Admirals would be one of the front-running buffets in the city.

Price: $12.75 for dinner, $9.75 for lunch

Rating: 3/5

Avoid at all costs:

Wing’s

(90 Gorge Rd. W.)

WTF? I’ve never left a buffet hungry in my life.

There was no way I was going to continue dining on wonton soup that had an epidermis and almond chicken reminiscent of the days when I was curious about the taste of play-dough.

Three types of chow mein equaled three different possible patterns of vomit. Dry and soggy at the same time, I had to give them credit. It’s very difficult to make food that has polar traits like that. The fried rice was hard enough to chip teeth. The spring rolls were old. Correction. Everything was old. I was confused by how bad everything was. I was even more confused when I realized the place was full of people. The waitress who greeted me was more depressing than the cuisine. Also, drinks weren’t included with the cost of the buffet.

Price: $7.50 for dinner, $7.25 for lunch

Rating: 0/5

Kuku's buffet saga

2009-05-28T17:43:00.000-07:00

So Kuku's says they will open their buffet within "the next few months". Fuck...
It's been no secret that another Indian food buffet in the GVA was an imminent possibility ever since we broke the news two months ago. Then we spoke about them again, and again. However the saga continues as Kuku's keeps on putting off the opening date of their buffet. In the meantime, keep your killer instincts intact by gorging at Maygold on the regular. When Kuku's opens, lets hit them hard with six plate performances.

Also, around the corner at Szechuan City, it looks like they're going through some serious renovations. Rumours of a dried up economy or a divorce shutting down the famous Victoria franchise seem untrue, so far. Keep the dream alive.

Monday Magazine Article - Uncultured Foodies

2009-05-20T08:34:00.000-07:00

Writer Jason Brown wrote up a cool article about food blogging in this weeks issue of Monday Magazine. It revolves around this blog and the burger blog. Check it out.

Edit: What a day for the blogs. Tom Hawthorn from the Globe and Mail just wrote a masterpiece on Donald and the Victoria Burger Blog. Check it ooouuuuuttt.

The Blue Crab Bar & Grill Mothers Day Brunch Buffet, 146 Kingston Street, Victoria B.C - - (250) 480-1999 - - www.bluecrab.ca

2009-05-19T21:56:00.000-07:00

Editors Note: This is Angelo Alaimo's first review with the buffet blog. You will get to read more of his reviews in the coming months!

Hello everyone, and welcome to my first contribution to the Victoria Buffet Blog. As you can see below, my brother has been actively documenting and critiquing various buffet offerings in Victoria and surrounding area. As he is away in Ontario, and I am surprisingly out here for the summer months, I offered my help in keeping the Blog active through September.

My first Victoria buffet trip took me to The Blue Crab Bar and Grill for their special Sunday brunch buffet. This buffet occurs only thrice per year and my sister and I decided to treat our mother for Mother’s Day. The buffet is also held for Easter and Christmas.

The restaurant itself is located on Victoria’s Inner Harbour inside the Coast Victoria Harbourside Hotel. The restaurant has an excellent view of passing ships and out-going/in-coming de-Havilland float planes.

The buffet offered a wide variety of pasta salads, typical breakfast dishes, fresh fruit (so fresh it deserves bold and underlining), breakfast pastries, an assortment of cheese, and an excellent dessert bar. Special dishes included freshly shucked oysters (shucked right at the bar), and roast beef. Although I can’t comment on every single dish, my personal highlights are as follows.

From the breakfast selection, the eggs benedict is phenomenal, and the bacon perfectly cooked. Also offered, were ready-made omelets, French toast, and chicken skewers. Even though the omelets were ready made, the kitchen staff prepared one fresh at our request for one in our company who is lactose-intolerant. The potatoes were, in my opinion, the only dish that did disappoint. I like to have my potatoes crispy (or at least somewhat crispy), not soft, and unfortunately, the blue crab potatoes were of the latter form.

I also enjoyed the variety of cheeses, coupled with slices of fresh French baguette. I find most restaurants only offer cheaper cheeses in their offerings such as cheddar or mozzarella. Not the Blue Crab, as they provided a wide assortment including, but not limited to, Brie, Blue and Havarti. Coupled with fresh thin slices of tasty French Baguette, one could easily fill up precious stomach real estate.

As mentioned above, the fruit was very fresh and very tasty. It was excellent for dessert along side chocolate mousse cake and a powdered sugar coated cookie. There were much, much more desserts offered, but at this point, I was too full to sample them all, let alone more than two.

Drinks were included in the price and included coffee, tea, fresh juice, and milk.

At $44.95 a head for adults, this is possibly the most expensive buffet that I will ever review. Although the food was excellent and the selection put true meaning to “something for everyone”, I did not feel it was worth this amount, and unfortunately takes a hit in the points for this reason. My mother did thoroughly enjoy the meal, and I was happy to pay for the special day; however, it’s the last time I let my sister make the reservation.

4.2/5

EDIT: I failed to mention the lack of signage at the buffet. I don't understand why, but there were absolutely no signs anywhere to show what each dish was. Even some of the cheapest buffets I have eaten at have had signs, even if they were just scraps of paper with engrish scrawled across. If the staff at the Blue Crab do read this, please put signs out for your future buffet specials!

The Market Buffet and Grill, 147 Mapleview Drive West, Barrie Ontario - - (705) 792-1888

2009-05-19T19:12:00.000-07:00

As the city of Barrie grew, so did it's appetite for an American style buffet. The Market may not be what many buffet traditionalists envision when they think of an American buffet, but its about as close to the real thing that the city of Barrie will be getting anytime soon. I, of course, could be entirely wrong and an Old Country could break ground tomorrow somewhere in Barrie, but I'll just come back and edit this review so it looks like I never said anything.

How to Buffet. I love how those three words go together. It almost makes the act of gorging and being disgusting sound classy and exciting; maybe even inviting. If I had made that sign I would have added: Step 6. Throw up in the toilet and repeat steps 3-5. There are just too many items to sample before you get full.

Take the chicken for example. There was baked chicken, b.b.q chicken, fried chicken, chicken wings, chicken balls and chicken fingers. I would not be surprised if there was another ironic sounding type of chicken that I forgot to mention.

There was three different types of pasta: macaroni and cheese, bowties in rose sauce and fettuccine alfredo. Beef flank, shepherds pie, mashed potatoes and garlic bread was also presented next to each other on one of the buffet lines.

I was very excited to find a burger and taco making station. The burger making station had all sorts of fresh veggies and sauces to put on your pre-fab, sausage-like patty, as did the taco making station. There was even a soft shell option, which is almost unheard of when eating all-you-can-eat taco's (in my experience).

I did not sample the desserts, but from what I saw there was a typical assortment of sample-sized cakes as well as cookies and ice cream on tap with all the fixings. I still think this place is a bargain for $9.99, before you even get to the desserts. Overall I was happy, except with having to pay extra for a soft drink. Paying extra for soft drinks kind of takes the fun out of thinking your eating at a true American buffet; something the Market Buffet and Grill tries to be, but unfortunately is far from.

Price for Lunch: $9.99 plus tax

3.8/5

Indian Food Market | 4011 Quadra Street, Suite 8 | 250•479•8884 | www.indianfoodmarket.ca

2009-05-12T17:08:00.000-07:00

It's a bit of a misnomer to refer to what the Indian Market offers as "Buffet". The $7.99 lunch is not all-can-eat, nor is it serve yourself. The only thing that really qualifies it as buffet is the fact that the food is served from a buffet line. To be accurate; this is more of a lunch special than a buffet. The Indian Food Market calls it buffet though, so what the hell—here's a review.

Although this "buffet" doesn't allow you to serve yourself, it doesn't short-change you either. The meal comes with a generous portion of rice, two pieces of tandoori chicken, 3 pieces of naan, a second chicken dish (tikka?), and two vege sides (a green pepper and aloo dish and a masala I believe). Unfortunately the one item you don't get with this meal, the samosa, is the best thing the market makes.

In general the items served up at the Indian Food Market are no better or worse than those offered at other local Indian buffets. The food is pleasant, but lacks the subtle flavours and palate tickling textures of home-made indian cuisine. The sweet and savoury, slightly blackened tandoori chicken is a standout, but everything else is somewhat ordinary. Maybe my tastebuds are just spoiled because I recently enjoyed some excellent Indian cuisine in the Fraser Valley, but this meal from the market fell a tad short of my expectations.

The market offers a good cheap lunch, but not a great cheap lunch. I'll still probably go here before Sabri's and Maharaja though.

VERDICT: Grab half a dozen samosas and a Mirinda and you'll head home happier.

PRICE: $8.39 (including tax)

3.5/5

Pizza Hut Buffet: Human kinds last common link to good value

2009-05-09T20:03:00.000-07:00

Pizza Hut Buffet: Human kinds last common link to good value

by: Guy Alaimo

Photo provided by Scorpions and Centaurs'

The year is 2235 and it’s been 200 years since a few Western powers decided to take on China in World War Three. Nuclear Warfare decimated the modern world, sparing only small pockets of people in Central Africa and several southern Pacific islands. Of course, a few elite survived the nuclear fallout, but very few people remember what was the great Pizza Hut Buffet Era of 1994-2035.

Go back to May 8th, 2009. A 24-year-old door to door salesman enters a Collingwood, Ontario Pizza Hut and eats 12 slices of pizza, 6 breadsticks and 3 helpings of macaroni and cheese. How much does he pay for his meal? : $8.48 CDN after taxes.

His effort is considered humble at best, as in his yesteryears he was capable of eating 24 pieces of pizza, 12 breadsticks and 5 helpings of macaroni and cheese. Still, he manages to get his money’s worth in a time where getting value for your money is less common than meeting someone who doesn’t dress like a homeless person to look cool.

It is for these reasons why the Pizza Hut Buffet must be preserved. Arguably the best tasting pizza in the world, Pizza Hut’s generosity at their all-you-can-eat buffet is one of the most beautiful gestures towards mankind since McDonalds sold cheeseburgers in Canada for 59 cents, before the ten per person limit.

Pizza Hut Buffet: At participating Pizza Huts everywhere.

Price: $7.99

When: Lunch from 11:30 am - 1:30 pm

What: Pizza of all sorts: Hawaiian, Pepperoni and Cheese, Meat lovers, Canadian, Mushroom and Bacon, Thin crust, Dessert Pizza, breadsticks, pasta salads, lasagna, macaroni and cheese, garden salad.

The closest Pizza Hut to Victoria, B.C that offers a buffet, is a 45 minute drive north in Duncan B.C.