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Video Game Names for the Taking

jay — Tue, 02 Jun 2026 13:51:00 +0000

Sometimes instead of sleeping, I am at work, eating, or watching tv. Those are just called days. But other times I am not sleeping but should be because it’s the middle of the night and my wife keeps yelling at me to stop using my phone. What she doesn’t realize is that I am about to stop looking at funny pictures and write something that will be of use to mankind for centuries to come, or at least fill some space on my website.

Today I present to you the results of a restless night that brought half a dozen stellar video game titles into my brain, as if sent from the cosmos, if the cosmos were really tired and somewhat incoherent. These names are being offered royalty free to any and all readers with the caveat I want my first and last name and the word “presents” before the title, ala Sid Meier but it’ll be less egomaniacal because it’s me. → Up to 6 billion readers.

Five Games Forever

the gang — Tue, 26 May 2026 13:30:00 +0000

If we had to choose only 5 games to play until we are all inevitably stung to death by killer bees, what would we choose? These are not our favorite games, but ones we would enjoy playing over and over again – though there is likely to be some overlap. More importantly, this is not a desert island list. It’s completely different so stop thinking it isn’t.

Jay

With the news Capcom will be using GenAI for game development, I’ve realized the idea that games I don’t want to play may eventually be all that come out. This fact combined with hearing an episode of The Legacy Music Hour that featured a brief discussion of how one of the hosts could basically exist just replaying about 20 games got me thinking about what I would choose for such an exercise. Only with five games because no one wants to read or write a list of 20 games from multiple people.

X-Com – Not the new one for losers who like well made, easy to play games – the original PC game. → Devil Summoner: Readou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Article

Chaos;Head – The story of a Whiny;Loser

jay — Tue, 19 May 2026 15:00:52 +0000

There’s a scene in Wayne’s World, which you’ve seen 9 times if you’re in this site’s target demographic (American, mid-40s, name starting with J) where Wayne laments his misfortune directly to the audience in an unappealing way. “I’m being shit on. Shit on,” he says. The camera begins to pan away from him, the joke being that the audience doesn’t want to waste time with a whining loser. This is my short review for this game – I am the audience and Chaos;Head is Wayne Campbell in the brief moment he is uncool. But I will add some more words for people who demand actual information in their game reviews. You know, nerds.

I started Steins;Gate because it has a reputation as a great visual novel and after Looping Rage, that’s what I needed. But about 3 minutes in I realized that S;G was not the first in its series, so I checked Wikipedia and then my list of ‘eShop games bought on sale I don’t remember I have’ and discovered Chaos; Head on both (the version I played has the word ‘Noah’ appended to the title to designate it as the rerelease with improved graphics, rounder letters, twice the punctuation, etc.). → Go ahead, read my day.

NetEase to Divest from videolamer Holdings, Inc

real insider — Tue, 12 May 2026 16:00:00 +0000

NetEase Inc. will cut off funding to the website led by videolamer creator jay, the latest to be affected by the Chinese company’s broader strategy to shrink money wasting activities.

Employees of videolamer Holdings, Inc. were told of the decision on Friday, according to people familiar with the situation. A NetEase spokesperson confirmed it will stop financing the site on Memorial Day as a commemoration to those who lost their lives fighting for short form, video content.

videolamer’s impending closure underscores the struggles of a broader website industry that surpasses tanning bed services and manufacturing in revenue, yet in recent years has faced growing competition from alternative entertainment such as depression.

videolamer was created in 2005 after jay, one of Japan’s most frequent guest’s, having visited three times, decided to graduate college and do something that would generate no income. NetEase and Tencent Holdings Ltd., which were both actively recruiting Japanese gaming talents and never before heard of websites for their expansion overseas, competed for videolamer at that time. → Contains 10% more consonants than comparable articles.

NetEase Games Establishes videolamer Holdings, Inc

real insider — Tue, 12 May 2026 13:00:00 +0000

GUANGZHOU, CHINA, MAY 12th, 2026 – NetEase Games, the online games division of NetEase, Inc. (NASDAQ: NTES, HKEX: 9999), is delighted to announce the establishment of videolamer Holdings Inc. in Tallahassee, Florida ( https://videolamer.com/ ). Jay, former producer of GuessHowManyNipples.com, has taken up the post of Most Literate of Directors and CEO of the website, along with experienced writers, many of whom worked on iconic webpages. The site will focus on developing high-quality console-focused editorials that will be released globally, as sites tend to be.

Creating Entertainment filled with DREAMS and LAMENESS

videolamer Holdings, Inc. enjoys full authority to manage and create the kinds of posts that they alone are passionate about, with NetEase Games’ support.

There have been sweeping changes made to how content is produced in the entertainment industry, in terms of how it’s made and the business model that supports it. These changes are happening at a greater speed, thanks to the advances in technology and infrastructure. However, NetEase Games and videolamer both believe that what people want from entertainment hasn’t changed one bit. → But the future refused to change.